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With Matt in Majorca, Rory has drafted in Stephen “our podcast dad” Goldsmith to review England’s victory over Serbia. The lads also give their take on Euro 2024 so far, as it gets off to a flying start.
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After our glorious return to look at England’s chances, we’re making our way through the rest of the sides in Euro 2024. Join us as we go through our tournament bracket and make predictions that will look terrible in about a week's time.
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After another hiatus, we’re back to begin our Euro 2024 “coverage.” We start with England, fresh off the back of Southgate’s squad announcement…
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Rory and Matt are back and they’ve rebadged it you fool! Welcome to The View From The Harbour, formerly known as From The Terraces. Come on in for chat about crisps, predictions for 2024 and of course, regional airports
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Once again, Rory and Matt are travelling to an away game together and invite you along for the ride. This time, it’s a romantic trip to QPR!
Rory and Matt react to England’s 3-0 win over Senegal as the Three Lions cruise into the quarter finals of the World Cup
Rory and Matt are joined by Frankie Francis as the lads react to the Three Lions’ commanding victory over the Welsh!
Rory and Matt convene after a disappointing Three Lions display to go over the goalless draw
A poorly researched preview, befitting of this terrible World Cup. Listen for hot takes and questionable opinions
After a brief hiatus, we’re back and we’re talking holiday boozers. Plenty of other nonsense too, enjoy!
We’re reunited and with even less football than ever. But we do talk about airports, printers and chips. Lots of other stupid stuff too. Enjoy!
Matt caught up with Robyn from BigFatBig, chatted all things music, football, out of date food and of course, the funeral of Diana Princess of Wales.
Matt caught up with Garth from Pit Pony, and they spent most of the podcast talking about the various issues with Shepherds Pie. We also heard from some guy called ‘Roree?”
No Rory this week but Matt has special guest Steve Firth from Embrace, who are back with a new album and touring this year. The lads talk about football, the England official song and one of the greatest anthems of all time. Listen to me...
It may feel Too Early but we’re back for another season and what better way to start, than with some poorly researched predictions.
We go over the good and bad of our predictions for the 2021/22 season. It’s surprisingly not too bad but the bad shouts are very bad indeed. Also, there’s a new airport to be obsessed with
The Premier League is done for another year but we have a great weekend to look forward to. Yer Champions League, yer Play Off Finals of this world. Enjoy!
Well we had to talk about it, didn’t we? A second half entirely dedicated to the biggest game of the weekend. We manage to squeeze in some crack about the title race too, I suppose
The FA Cup Final, Leeds are written off and some final day madness in League Two. Get yer mints out and strap in!
It's just Matt on his own tonight as he presents a little preview to the weekend while on his way to The Pub.
A bit of a bumper episode this week as we round up all four English leagues and look at the action that took place in Europe. Enjoy!
If you like chat about canoes and faking your own death, this is the football podcast for you. I mean, who cares if Manchester United have a new manager?
We recorded this while Matt waited to get his haircut. Are Everton for the chop? Who’s on the fringes of winning the Champions League? And Roy’s got the curlers out. Enjoy!
We back for an absolute nonsense pod. Laser pens, fizzy things, booing, storage, we’ve got it all.
Get listening!
Another apologies episode today as fate has kept our heroes apart and they have had to record separately. Rory talks about football for a bit then there's a bonus section with Matt and Producer Rick on holiday in Hexham. Enjoy!
More rock n roll interviews for us as Matt catches up with Ryan from The Assist! In addition to that, we talk about a jam packed week in football and (obviously) discuss bolt cutters
We’re bringing you another interview, this week in the form of Garth from Pit Pony! On top of that, there’s Champions League write-offs and we look ahead to an interesting weekend at the bottom of the Premier League.
We’ve got plenty of the usual football chat and Matthew caught up with musician Nick Corbin for a chat! You can check out Nick’s music here
Rory’s being a loser and is away in London watching some sort of play. So Matt rambles on slagging teams off and talking about the beer in his fridge.
We’re back to being (semi) sensible and we offer an epilogue to last week's odyssey and maybe even plan a future trip.
Listen in to find out more!
Join us as we take a trip to Cheltenham. Featuring seven pubs, four trains, two minds lost and zero methods of payment. What a time it was!
Assessing some of the deadline day deals, some terrible penalties in AFCON and a look ahead to the FA Cup Fourth Round
Apologies, life has got in the way this week. But we didn’t want to leave you with nothing, so enjoy so individual ramblings from the pair of us.
Our pitch for a new game show, Rafa the write off and there's a tractor on the pitch. Tune in!
The FA Cup third round was a delight, AFCON is underway and Andy Carroll just can’t get any luck. All that and more in this week's pod.
We’re back after a little festive break and what an episode we have for you. Broken coffee machines, sleeping patterns, non-league brawls and Lenny Pidgley. You’re welcome.
Best Ever, Write Off and Have A Word of The Year, quizzes and presents! A lovely old festive time.
Description: Lots to get through this week, meaning it’s a very frantic episode that’s full of losing it. Matt is also going to get into the NFT game, watch out for details.
Lots of examples of things yer da would say this week. Along with European football chat and arguably too many mentions of West Ham. Enjoy!
Drawing the Withdean Stadium, insulting a photo from a 1970 League Cup semi final and using lots of modes of transport. All that and more, in this week's pod
Ole is no longer at the wheel, some men have beaten Spurs and a child is stealing the match ball. All that and more in this week's pod!
We lost it by putting the word Reebok into everything early on but regained our composure to discuss some recent international fixtures, an FA Cup upset and sad Derby County. There’s plenty more too, get involved!
The lads pore over the various changes in various dugouts over the past week and they’re looking ahead to the business end of the World Cup qualifiers
How to greet someone’s da, the FA Cup first round and far too much serious football chat. Enjoy!
The lads laud some pretty accurate descriptions from last week and also nearly have a scrap at the end of the show. Nar but seriously we didn’t really have a fight so just listen to the pod and enjoy it like
Plymouth cause a big splash, someone fully loses it in the Irish League and Steve Bruce is at it again. What a week of content!
We round up the home nations results over the international break and look ahead to the return of domestic football… eventually.
Enjoy!
Who needs club football when you can be reminded about the Nations Cup from 2011? Not us, that’s for sure! Enjoy
A frantic pod this week where we really must make clear that we do not condone theft in any way shape or form.
There’s some football too, enjoy!
We have a big rant during this weeks Write Off and even take a trip to Suriname.
Get stuck in!
After two weeks apart, your favourite broadcasters are reunited. Listen in for lots of Have A Words, a fight and lots of saying sorry.
Matt bores you to tears with stories about his holiday, Malta’s Diana Bar, Elton John tribute acts and overpriced Covid tests.
We’ll be back next week, we promise!
Apologies we’re not coming in your ears this week but you will be hearing from us again, fear not. Matt has gone away but where? What would we have discussed this week on the pod? I’ll give you one clue - ducks.
Plenty to write off this week and there’s even a cheeky little bonus best ever. We also somehow got onto the pros and cons of milkmen and window cleaners, what a show!
Enjoy
You don’t have to eat that cup and you also don’t have to put a badge on a third kit apparently.
Wondering what that’s all about? Tune in to find out!
Matthew has been floored by his second jab but don’t worry, he spent the day doing his favourite thing.
Listen in to find out what that is, along with your usual write offs, 'best evers' and 'have a words'!
We’re back and we’re back with hot takes! Predictions for all four English leagues so there’s plenty of write offs and a best ever for a managers voice. Enjoy and we look forward to this episode looking stupid in May.
While England may have not completed the Italian Job, there is still plenty to be proud about with this team of great lads. We pore over the final and review our pre-tournament predictions, as a truly fantastic Euros comes to an end. Thanks for listening throughout Euro 2020 and the regular season, we’ll be back ahead of the domestic season!
It happened! England have got to a final of a major international tournament and we still can’t believe it. Will they be able to do it against those sexy Italians though? We discuss that and have an essential chat about Elton John. Enjoy!
Fresh from England seeing off Germany, we’re back to review the first knock out round of Euro 2020. Get involved!
With the group stage wrapped up we took a look back at the final round of games while looking ahead to the knockout stage. There’s also some supermarket grievances and Covid woe.
The group stage is in full swing and we’re here to offer our ever brilliant analysis on Euro 2020 so far
It’s finally here! Euro 2020 is upon us and the lads are making their predictions for the tournament. We’re also joined by special guest Frank Brannan whose Euro 2020 single Biggest Fan is out now!
We’re looking back and a bank holiday weekend packed with finals and winding the clock back even further to see just how terrible our pre-season predictions were. Listen in and laugh at some truly appalling shouts!
So many finals to talk about! We look back at the Europa League final, look ahead to the Champions League final and delve into all three EFL Play Off Finals. Get involved!
Want to see know what happens when the owners useless son comes off the bench in the Chinese second tier? We’ve got you covered! There’s also some more serious things like who will qualify for the Champions League but that’s surrounded by goalkeepers scoring and midfielders having to play in goal. Enjoy!
Would you like a star made from a melted down trophy? Could Antonio Conte handle himself in a boxing ring? Can you name a past Derby County goalkeeper? All that and the rest of the big footballing questions are answered in the latest pod
You might be a billionaire, mate, but have a word with that barnet, Avram. Along with that, we’re discussing the Champions League semi finals, a tense final day in the Championship and the best grift ever. Enjoy!
A jam packed show where we visit all four English divisions, chat about the Champions League and spend a lot of time in Seville. Enjoy!
It’s great when something writes itself off so we don’t have to, thank you The Super League! To add to this week's chaos, Mourinho has been binned off, little Ryan Mason is in and Duncan Ferguson is giving out wholesome yet threatening video messages. A lot to take in.
An official paint supplier had a nightmare on twitter or was it all part of their plan? The Champions League revealed some semis and we’re looking forward to the FA Cup semi finals. Get involved!
Arguably too much serious football chat this week but we made up for it by having a brief digression into some badly informed cricket discussion. We took a look back on the Champions League games but it was the Championship for this week's Best Ever, listen to find out why!
We made it almost 15 minutes before discussing football this week, that might be a new record. When we got round to football we had praise for specifically North Macedonia, German write offs and words to be had with groundsmen who can’t erect posts properly. Enjoy!
Gary Johnson (Lee Johnson’s dad) managed Latvia! Who knew?! We’ve got chat about that, Bayern Munich’s admin errors, Chris Wilder allegedly demanding cash and a deep dive into San Marino. What more could you ask for?
Why are we doing a deep dive into Denis Irwin’s career? Well why not, that’s why! There’s also a ref pissing on the pitch, just a man screaming in another just a man’s face and lots of chat about pubs because we’re bloody blokes. Cheers!
It’s a weekend of not one but two EFL Trophy finals, so you better believe we’re delving into the history of the competition. There’s also celebrating a man who got a four game ban, lots of German chat and plenty of mentions for our old pal Neil.
Not just a best ever but possibly the greatest just a man ever this week. On top of that there’s official turmeric sponsors, Rollercoaster Tycoon updates and arguably too much football chat at the start of the show. Enjoy!
We know you’ve all been waiting for a Rollercoaster Tycoon update, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Football chat? Yeah, we’ve got that as well. Ranging from the Guatemalan 3rd Division to Chelsea vs Manchester United, via Pep’s terrible coat. Enjoy!
We haven’t lost it as much as last week but there’s a lengthy discussion about Rollercoaster Tycoon so we’ll let you be the judge of that. We eventually (kind of) talk about football by declaring a referee this week's Best Ever and having a lengthy discussion about the Football League centenary. Get involved!
If you want to know where you can get nice craft beers but also cans of Carling Premier then boy have we got the podcast for you! Along with that, you’ve got a terrible penalty, accent based deception and a lot of chat about Notts County. Drink it in.
Its a Have A Word special this week, as we have four options we just couldn’t decide between. We also have a very obvious Write Off, an on the spot Best Ever and Matt takes us through the career history of another manager.
Matt’s “Life & Times Of...” feature returns, there’s our most legit Write Off to date and could Sheffield United stay up? Oh and there’s the obligatory Joe Royle mention. Enjoy!
It's a jam packed episode this week! A double Best Ever, a hilarious Write Off and an unbelievable Have A Word. There’s also a delve into a forgotten international tournament and we look ahead to the FA Cup Fourth Round. Enjoy!
We delve into the wonderful career of Roy Hodgson on this weeks episode. Matthew would like to make it clear he is not the new Joe Royle though, there is only one Joe Royle. There’s also FA Cup chat, a look ahead to a top of the table clash in the Premier League and a writing off that the lads enjoyed far too much. Enjoy!
After discussing soup and post Christmas diets, the lads move on to actually talking about football. There’s the FA Cup third round to look forward to as well as a delightful Best Ever of The Week.
Happy New Year! 2020 was dreadful but it was the year that we started talking utter rubbish about football. Despite games being largely behind closed doors, plenty of stupid things happened in the game and here’s some of our favourite things we discussed. So to ease yourself into 2021, enjoy the best of FTT... so far!
Would it really be Christmas if you didn’t write things off? Or what about making things the best ever? I suppose we can’t see our annoying family members this year so maybe not so many “have a word with him” moments as they’re usually would be, like when your dodgy uncle says he doesn’t believe in vaccines. Settle down with this special edition of the pod though, get involved with our quizzes, our same initial XIs and a ridiculous secret Santa.
P.S. Thank you to everyone who listened to us this year! We’ll be back in 2021 with more stupidity 😎
We do try to promote local businesses on this pod but Matt seems to be very enamoured with his Sky Q box at the minute. We’re not in the pocket of Murdoch though don’t worry, we’re still dishing out 'write-offs', 'have a word's and a reasonable 'best ever' too! Get involved!
This might actually be our most ridiculous episode yet. Barely a running order and a massive section on the history of Joe Royle, while one of the most influential managers of modern football gets totally mugged off. To be fair, it makes for a great episode so get involved!
If you’re a fan of white goods, then you’re in for a treat at the beginning of this weeks pod. Don’t worry, we get onto football eventually with chat about the FA Cup 2nd Round, why we need to have a word with Charlton and we go north of the boarder for a writing off. We also have Strip Club, conspiracy theories and plenty of other ridiculous things to talk about! Get involved.
There was only one place to start with this week's episode and that was with the sad death of El Diego. Rory & Matt wax lyrical about all the joy Maradona brought to football and why if any player sums up why we love football, it’s him. We also have a mad MLS penalty shoot out to discuss, some conspiracy theories and who we’re supporting in the FA Cup. Get involved!
Matt's fuming at everything this week but Rory does his best to cheer him up by reminding him that domestic football is back! We also have a combined Best Ever & Write Off of the week, we’re laughing at a young goalkeeper and we’re praying for Mario Balotelli to plunge the depths of the EFL.
Just like Scotland, you can boogie but you need a certain song/podcast. Let us take you through how Uri Geller helped Scotland qualify for Euro 2020, why we can’t choose who to write off this week and why Darren Fletcher is only just logging into MySpace.
Welcome to the From The Terraces podcast or as it’s being branded for this week, the From The Tandoori podcast. There’s quite a bit of curry chat, a writing off for some atrocious defending and a 90 second moment that perfectly encapsulates why football is great. Settled down with a bhuna, crack open a Cobra and listen in!
We’re answering all the big questions this week. Such as, why do West Brom keep playing at half 5 on a Monday night? Why does Sean Dyche hate the Grand Canyon? And how do you manage to concede 13 goals in one game?
If you want to get rid of your owners, just hire a mariachi band to follow them around. Also, if you own a football club, try to avoid having the stadium on the border of two different countries. All of this and more is discussed in our latest episode!
Rory & Matthew got on so many tangents that they ended up comparing David Seaman to Marie Antoinette. They also want to play for a football team based in the South West Peninsula Football League. Why? Listen to find out!
What a terrible time for an international break, just as club football went absolute nuts.
The craziness of the past weekend and a mascot getting given the redundo has given Rory & Matt plenty to chat about this week though. So much so that this episode basically a Write Off/Best Ever Special. Enjoy!
Eric Dier is rushing to the toilet but the Oxford bus is going nowhere. Rory & Matt discuss this and more in a new episode of From The Terraces. Look out for the debut of a brand new feature as well!
From 13 second Estonian substitutions to Hollywood A-listers investing in North Wales, Rory & Matt have plenty to discuss this week.
They still managed to discuss all the usual Best Evers, Write Offs and Have A Word With Him though, don’t worry. So crack open a bottle of Echo Falls (if you haven’t given it to James Rodríguez, that is) and listen in.
Rory & Matt disagree so much over the outcome of Leeds v Fulham that theyre betting pints on it (when they can go to the pub together again, of course).
The lads also look at how last week's predictions are faring so far this season and Best Ever, Write Off and Have A Word With Him of the Week are back!
Rory and Matt are back after a week off and bringing you a bumper episode!
The lads are predicting all four leagues, so there’s plenty of write-offs and best-evers on the way.
We can’t wait to look back on this in a year's time and see just how wrong we were.
Lionel Messi is so good that he shuns modern technology.
Speaking of being good, Sevilla also come in for some praise this week after once again winning the Europa League. Bayern Munich won the Champions League too of course but Rory & Matt thought it was better to talk about Kylian Mbappe’s suitcase and Neymar’s massive speaker.
There’s also some chat about the upcoming Community Shield, a brief On This Day and some more mad goings on at Bury.
Rory and Matt spent the beginning of this episode (the decade episode!) talking about ice cream, chewing gum and Tesco. You can blame the new Arsenal kit for that.
There was also a brief segue for Jonathan Woodgate but the lads eventually got onto discussing the recent Champions League games. There’s also previews & predictions for the impending European finals, as well as your usual write offs and best evers. Get involved!
Plenty of options for writing off but not many Best Evers this week. Rory and Matt managed to find something to be positive about though, which was really needed as they reviewed last week's terrible predictions. Listen in to find out if this week's predictions are just as bad!
We’ve had a couple of finals to look back on since the last pod! One was pretty exciting, one wasn’t but both still provided plenty of stupidity. As well as the FA Cup and the Play Off Final, Rory & Matt also look ahead to the return of the Champions League where it only takes an early goal...
The regular season might be over but there’s still plenty of excitement in the world of football. We’re looking at the play offs so far, previewing the FA Cup Final and Matthew got a prediction right! All that and plenty of tangents in the latest episode of the From The Terraces Podcast.
What an absolutely wild final day in the Championship! Rory & Matthew couldn’t be more grateful for it either as it informed this entire episode. From the elation of promotion to the despair of relegation via the hilarity of absolutely bottling your play-off place. With this in mind, the lads also look back at some of the favourite final day of the season memories.
On episode five of the From The Terraces Podcast, Rory & Matthew are fascinated by haircuts. There’s also the usual best evers and write offs, along with a new feature and some memorable penalty shootout moments.
Rory & Matthew are back for Episode Four of the From The Terraces Podcast! There's the usual Best Ever & Write Off of the Week, a look back at Matthew's terrible predictions, remembering Greece's shock win at Euro 2004 and a few tangents for good measure.
Rory Fallow and Matthew Keeling return to crown their Best Ever / Write Off, while there's a trip back in the time machine to 2016 to reminisce about Hal Robson Kanu's heroics for Wales at the European Championships.
Hosts Rory Fallow and Matthew Keeling speak with Ben of Leeds United podcast 'Talking Shutt' about their banter era.
There's also Best Ever/Write Off of the week as well as Random player of the week. Basically just men talking about random things of the week this, isn't it?
In this debut podcast from FTT, hosts Matthew Keeling and Rory Fallow discuss the glorious appointment of Dave Hockaday as Leeds manager and take a look at England's ill fated Euro 2008 qualification campaign.
There are also the usual regular features that aren't technically regular yet, because it's the first one.