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Store Brand Podcast
Two amateur comic book writers get together and shoot the breeze to come up with their own awesome or downright ridiculous ideas for comic book storylines, adaptations, and alternate universes. It’s our own personal brand of action and adventure! The same comic book taste for a fraction of the price!
Continuing our effort to make DC movies that actually good and fun to watch, we tackle The Flash this week and we wrestle him to the ground and force him to fight a bad guy!
In the aftermath of World War Hulk, Magneto and his X-Men must shift their tactics from covert ops to public superhero celebrity. How will the revelation of mutantkind affect the SBC Marvel Universe?
In this thrilling installment of Crossover Chicken, we see Sean Connery’s 007 go to Romania to investigate a series of mysterious killings only to get dragged into a war between legendary heroes.
Always seeking new challenges to push their limits, the Store Brand Boys set their minds to pitch an original romantic western that could be a movie, or a comic book miniseries, or ideally a Netflix event series. It really depends on who buys it.
Continuing our efforts to fix the state of DC’s shared film universe, we have created the best Brainiac story we could manage with what we’ve established so far.
Once again returning to the infinite well that is Crossover Chicken, this episode sets a Purge in the world of A Certain Magical Index!
The road to the Marvel Relaunch’s next major event starts here! You don’t want to miss this thrilling story arc!
Two and Brandon had a discussion about Comic-Con about a month ago. Here is what they said.
Uploaded out of order and at a bargain price, this quick nugget of fun is here to give context to the Doom Patrol’s presence in future episodes set in our dream DC Cinematic Universe!
Like a real man! Only real men do this! Fictional men can get heck out of here! We’re real men!
Rounding out the Marvel Year Three miniseries trilogy, we tackle the challenge of telling stories about Jessica Jones and Mister Sinister.
In this episode of the Marvel Relaunch Initiative, we discuss the miniseries surrounding Blade, Werewolf by Night, and Ghost Rider.
Kicking off this year’s Marvel reboot efforts, we outline ideas for two miniseries. One for Ant-Man, and one for Daredevil. We promise they won’t all be this long.
With The Batman already available for streaming, Teo and Brandon from nearly two months ago give their thoughts on this anticipated film.
In our very first Crossover Chicken episode, we merged the worlds of Saw and Spice & Wolf into a grand crossover epic!
Alfred’s not putting turkey on those sandwiches anymore. He’s putting owls on them. It’s a Court of Owls adaptation.
Hard to believe it’s been two years already. To celebrate this podcast’s birthday, Teo and Brandon broke down and discussed their personal favorite comic book artists and why they love them so much.
Tapping into his latent Super Saiyan energy, former US President Trump takes on the Incredible Hulk in the ultimate battle of Ego vs. Id.
After two years of meticulous discussion and brainstorming, Teo and Brandon slaved away in the comic book mines to uncover this exquisite gem!
I cannot stress this enough! Bill Pullman was the president in Independence Day! And don’t you ever forget it! Oh, happy Valentine’s Day too, I guess. Also, we talked about the Fantastic Four.
If you want to read mid-90s X-Men comics, you better be ready for some hair loss and blood pressure issues.
To the moon, where the queso flows like water, mozzarella grows in stalks, and gouda roams the plains like the mighty buffalo!
Try not to get caught in the crossfire as Lois and Perry hurl chairs and desks at each other in one of their iconic bare knuckle brawls!
From Groot’s Christmas album to Naughty Dog’s legacy in the video game industry, this episode has no brakes!
Almost as nerdy as Dune! Also, Alan Moore cursed us with weird audio glitches this week.
Is your child a cringe weeb? We’ll beat them within an inch of their life for six payments of a one time fee of the low low price of the great bargain of $29.99! Call now!
We all know Alfred is one panic attack away from being Batman’s most frightening villain.
A meditation on whether or not DC Comics exists in the MCU. It’s be easier if Brandon wasn’t incapable of learning.
Brandon falls down the rabbit hole of manga as Teo laughs maniacally that his weeb energy has claimed another once proud man for the horde.
In our continuing efforts to improve upon WB’s mistakes, we have created the most epic sequel to Homer’s “The Odyssey” ever, in the form of a Wonder Woman pitch!
Continuing the epic Marvel Relaunch saga, Iron Man prepares his friends for their now ongoing feud with Magneto and the X-Men.
Continuing the epic Marvel Relaunch saga, we return to one of our favorite characters and take the opportunity to deepen her journey to becoming a full fledged superhero.
Featuring a range of topics, this episode is made up of various clips and conversations collected over several weeks, including a discussion Marvel’s Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings.
Continuing our dream DC cinematic universe concept, we imagine Firestorm as the second major DC hero to hit the big screen!
General discussion leads to surprising revelations! Don’t miss this earth shattering episode that will challenge your understanding of everything that came before!
“Well, here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the sea comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace to Five Guys! I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil.” - Gandalf the White
The MCU’s fourth next major saga is officially in full swing with the conclusion of its most interesting TV season to so far, and this is the timeline where Teo and Brandon are extra late to the discourse surrounding it!
Breaking his solemn vow to never again exceed three hours in a single episode after the original Black Panther epic, Teo talks about his favorite French cartoon. Approach with an open mind.
Continuing the epic march to World War Hulk, Teo and Brandon delve deeper into Wakanda to flesh out the Black Panther’s world.
Altering the definition of the word “comic” for selfish purposes, Teo and Brandon talk about things that annoy them for a long time.
What are Brandon’s opinions on MODOK? What is it about the build up to Eternals that has the boys so annoyed? And will Teo miss an opportunity to talk about Valiant? Not a chance!
A compilation of clips pulled from their original context and presented to you, the listener.
True to our regular recommendations, this episode featuring nothing but them is just as long winded.
Planning for the future and establishing the present, this particular episode explores the X-Men from many angles.
From PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale to Assassin’s Creed to abridged anime parodies, this one really runs through the whole of human culture. You’ll be astounded!
It was a big couple months for superhero entertainment, and two impressive offerings found their way to the small screen. In this week’s episode, Teo and Brandon discuss Marvel’s latest offering as well as everyone’s newest favorite hero: Invincible!
What if Marvel funded a fighting game that took the Injustice approach to their characters? It might go a little something like this!
12 reasons Godzilla vs. Kong was the best/worst movie ever made! Number 8 will slap your dad!
A brief discussion on the shifting landscape of nerd culture as it progressively dominates the mainstream.
Continuing the epic Marvel Relaunch Saga, Teo and Brandon flesh out the second stage of Spider-Man’s epic coming-of-age story.
Discussing the BRZRKR Kickstarter campaign, the nature of media adaptation, and once again referencing 4Kids anime theme songs. Yeehaw!
For our first anniversary episode, we count down our five favorite modern comic book writers and recommend some of their best work.
We’ve seen Scarlet Witch and the Vision before, so it stands to reason they’ll show up somewhere again. This episode focuses on articulating Teo and Brandon’s final thoughts on WandaVision before moving on to bigger and better things.
Brandon takes everyone for a peek behind the curtain at how to get started making your own comic books.
Featuring such hits as “Jingle Creed,” “Creed the Halls,” “Rudolph the Creed-Nosed Reindeer,” and the seminal classic “All I Want For Creed-mas is You!” Order now while supplies last!
The second year of our epic Captain America saga continues! Stay tuned, actual devotee!
Just some of the Store Brand duo’s adventures on Wikipedia learning fun facts about Where’s Waldo.
A crossover pitting the two most elusive figures on the planet against each other in an international game of cat-and-mouse, and John Cena is involved for some reason! Carmen Sandiego vs. Waldo! Let’s go!
Brandon’s read DC’s first week of Gotham based Future State titles, so he’s gonna talk about it for a bit.
As a way to celebrate the week of One Piece’s 1,000th manga chapter, Teo takes some time to talk about this monumental franchise. Consider this an hours-long recommendation segment.
Another new episode format has been introduced as part of this show’s ongoing identity crisis! Now enjoy two amateur comic book writers talk about one of their favorite film directors: Christopher Nolan!
Once again late to the party, Teo and Brandon express their enthusiasm for the upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe projects in development.
Rounding out the outline for Year Two, the miniseries are laid out before us, plain as day!
In our most ambitious ongoing concept, we outline the second year of our dream Marvel relaunch as it pertains to the ongoing titles.
Kicking things off by once again discussing the writing of Brian Michael Bendis, the real bread and butter of this week’s episode is about Disney+‘s lineup of superhero TV shows and the future of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Teo shares his first experience arguing with strangers on the internet, and Brandon gives a rundown of the upcoming DC Comics event Future State.
Dragon Ball! Ben 10! Comic book covers! High School DxD?! We cover it all in this quarter length anthology discussion! Are anthology discussions a real thing? They are now!
What happens when a portal to the Null Void opens in Gibby’s belly button? Things get strange. Doctor Strange, that is!
Finale? More like finally! In the wrap-up to the first year’s worth of Store Brand Marvel relaunch episodes, Thor and Loki hit the road for the ultimate buddy team-up!
Comedy’s hard to write, but easy to improvise! Here’s a whole episode of improvised comedy about Aunt May’s lifespan and Cedric Diggory’s dad!
The showdown of the century. One shall stand, and so shall the other! How else do you expect them to fight properly?
The penultimate episode of Marvel Year One shines light on the Guardians of the Galaxy and gives an origin story for a very different team roster.
A previous episode centering on Iron Man allowed for a few distractions here and there, so this is what we talked about.
Using DC Fan Dome as a springboard to discuss their general opinions, Teo and Brandon are admittedly a bit late to the party.
Weird scheduling has led to an episode made up of the side discussion we have had between the meat of our episodes. Enjoy!
Two amateur comic book writers unite two of the most iconic comedy duos in comic book history!
Two amateur comic book writers take one of Marvel’s most popular characters of the last decade and do their best to keep her as fun and interesting as she already is.
Teo and Brandon talk about the comic book industry as it is in the modern day, discussing the newly announced Rorschach series, as well as the weird state of collectors and speculators, and then they round things off with a heaping helping of Brian Bendis and Marvel talk... again.
Two amateur comic book writers deliver the exciting conclusion to the year’s most anticipated crossover! Let’s get welding!
Two amateur comic book writers put a lot of effort into building a unique and interesting new interpretation of one of the most important comic book characters ever created. If I may speak candidly, I think it’s pretty neat!
Covering the breadth of culture and philosophy in a single episode would be a difficult task for any other podcast. Mere child’s play here at Store Brand Comics. Prepare to have your mind’s eye opened wide as your perception of reality transcends the physical.
Two amateur comic book writers take an obscure character and team him up with a genuine icon to bring hilarity and joy to your ear balls. Rejoice children!
Two amateur comic book writers make Doctor Strange interesting and relevant in their ideal Marvel Relaunch! You don’t want to miss this!
In which Teo and Brandon talk about the long awaited Justice League Snyder Cut, and they definitely don’t get sidetracked talking about She-Ra, obscure superheroes, or the MPAA. We promise.
Revisiting an old concept, two amateur comic book writers fulfill their duty and finally talk about Dexter’s Lab and Batman! The wait was worth it!
Two amateur comic book writers spend three hours coming up with the kind of Marvel stories you’d expect from the Ultimate universe and then laugh way too hard at their own jokes. Seriously, this is a long one.
Our first regular old discussion episode! Teo gives a college lecture on the Fate franchise, Brandon ships a Star Wars odd couple, and the boys beat the dead horse that is Batman’s “One Rule!” It’s a real humdinger!
Two amateur comic book writers transplant a small group of characters into a beloved fantasy world and do little more with it than test their lackluster improv set. You should be demanding more from your entertainment!
Two complete schmucks waste their lives on a bad idea, then give up like the quitters they are and do something easy instead. Why are you even listening?
Two amateur comic book writers waste their most viable idea to date on a silly podcast! Good luck coming up with something this clever again!
Two amateur comic book writers and a guy they met ten minutes before recording spend entirely too long discussing every comic book reader’s first crossover idea! There are countless better ways to spend your time!
Two amateur comic book writers spend way too much time summarizing the superpowers and origin stories of a bunch of cartoon characters before saying anything of substance! You can turn off your white noise app and just use this to fall asleep!
Two amateur comic book writers make a DC and CN crossover that doesn’t include Dexter’s Lab or Batman! Point and laugh!!
Two amateur comic book writers get together and pretend to know better than the writers and editors at Marvel who do this for a living. It's time for a good old fashioned reboot!