The Worst Movies We Own: Recent Episodes
Bobby Carroll
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie & Bobby own over 2,000 DVDs and Blu-Rays. Going by the general consensus average ratings on Letterboxd, they delve into the dregs of their movie collection hoping to find gems among the accidental nadirs of popular cinema.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the ice cream sundae rather than the horny sister, they spook the 2.6* rated on Letterboxd Prom Night III. They discuss Mary Lou’s return, cat interruptions, loser protagonists and whether this would work better as porn. "Contrary to popular belief, there is a hell, and you're standing in it.” Enjoy the pod if not the threequel.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the spontaneous combustion rather than the bluebottle infestation, they haunt the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Amityville 3-D. They discuss Meg Ryan’s debut, hole goblins, good deaths and the size of Natalie’s head. "I just bought the house, not the ghost.” Enjoy the pod if not the threequel.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the old Hollywood glamour rather than the American Pie cover, they give birth to the 2.0* rated on Letterboxd The Next Best Thing. They discuss British Madonna, queer mainstream melodrama, rippling abs and the master John Schlesinger. "It's when two boys kiss and they go to the opera.” Enjoy the pod if not the Gay / Straight romcom that actually isn’t that at all.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the Blue Oyster Bar rather than the dirtbags, they graduate into the very, very poorly rated on Letterboxd Police Academy series. THAT’S RIGHT! Every single Police Academy movie. Let’s see if their marriage survives this episode?
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the Big Mick rather than the diseased rhinoceros pizzle, they coronate into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Coming 2 America. They discuss Eddie Murphy, comedy legacy sequels, their favourite Spice Girls and the new Indiana Jones trailer. "The best? That's like the most blast thing I've ever heard. What do we have besides superhero shit, remakes and sequels to old movies nobody asked for?” Enjoy the pod if not the Zamundan National Cinema Programme.
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Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the quack-fu rather than the evil overlord, they waddle into the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Howard The Duck. They discuss George Lucas, Marvel Comics adaptations, sexy singers and duck puns. "I bet you were born from a very hard-boiled egg, Duckie.” Enjoy the pod if not the notorious Eighties flop.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the apple rather than the bit lip, they slumber into the 2.5* rated on Letterboxd In Dreams. They discuss Annette Bening, her more famous husband’s Oscar snafu, school play productions and get to the root of why Natalie hates Marvel. "My daddy is a dollar / I wrote it on a fence / My daddy is a dollar / not worth a hundred cents.” Enjoy the pod if not the woozy serial killer thriller.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the cape rather than the codpiece, they power into the 2.5* rated on Letterboxd Masters of the Universe. They discuss Cannon Films, Dolph Lundgren, Courtney Cox and disco sword fights. "Everything comes to he who waits... and I have waited so very long for this moment.” Enjoy the pod if not the cartoon toy line adaptation.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the tube steak rather than the turkey baster, they conceive into the 2.5* rated on Letterboxd She Hate Me. They discuss whistleblowing, selling sperm, Spike’s fantastic back catalogue and the correct way to say “Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiit”. "Don't look at me, I want it the old fashioned way.” Enjoy the pod if not the messy epic.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the dance sequence rather than the electric shock therapy, they padded cell into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd The Ward. They discuss John Carpenter, scary asylum movies, daughters of legends and the Amber Heard in the room. "Sorry, I don't converse with loonies.” Enjoy the pod if not the unremarkable horror swan song .
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the boob job rather than the drunk reporter, they flame on into the 2.5* rated on Letterboxd The Bonfire Of The Vanities. They discuss miscasting, The Devil’s Candy, potential racism and what makes good satire. "It was all over. There was no hope now. The darkness closed in around them. And then I noticed the most peculiar thing. Sherman was smiling.” Enjoy the pod if not the rushed the infamous flop.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the convent makeover rather than the deer in the headlights, they exorcise on into the 2.1* rated on Letterboxd Lost Souls. They discuss a loopy Winona Ryder, poor leading men, incest and cinematographers turned directors. "All right, you shrieking harpies! Enough of that racket! Be off with you!” Enjoy the pod if not the rushed religious horror.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the hay bale macking rather than the silver fingernail, they snarl on into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Red Riding Hood. They discuss three generations of movie goddesses, fairy tale movies, weak love interests and potential belief systems. "Do you know how you kill a tiger, Father Auguste? You tie up your best goat and wait.” Enjoy the pod if not the YA horror tinged romance...
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the lasso of truth rather than the pissy bed, they fly on into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd The Lawnmower Man. They discuss our virtual reality future, ground scraping CGI, Stephen King and exposed chests. "...my birth cry will be the sound of every phone on this planet ringing in unison.” Enjoy the pod not the ropey FX flick.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the lasso of truth rather than the pissy bed, they fly on into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd WW84. They discuss just how underrated this modern classic is, a stellar cast, the colourful production design and a prescient moral. "It's just a trash can. Yeah, yeah, yeah.” Enjoy the pod AND this superhero genre highlight.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the robot with a heart rather than the shouty resistance, they watch the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Terminator Salvation. Only this time we step aside and we inflict the first Skynet reboot onto an unsuspecting Stuart Laws. The content king discusses misleading trailers, his own untrustworthy nature, excessive robots and reminds of us some perfect underrated flicks. “There is a storm on the horizon. A time of hardship and pain!” Enjoy the pod if not Christian Bale’s one note grizzled rizzle.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the inflatable leprechaun rather than the spunky loaf, they prank on into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Dirty Deeds. They discuss gross out teen comedies, just who is Milo Ventimiglia, a plethora of villains and find work for Judd Nelson. "I.A.B... It's All Bullshit!” Enjoy the pod if not the joke-lite wild and crazy night.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the cool rider rather than the bomb shelter, they dance on into the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Grease 2. They discuss the original, Queen Michelle Pfeiffer, returning players and excessive fag smoking. "We're going to die and I'm wearing my mother's underwear!” Enjoy the pod if not the half assed cash-in.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the energy drink rather than the booby trap, they break on into the 1.5* rated on Letterboxd Home Sweet Home Alone. They discuss the original, child stars, returning players and philosopher Immanuel Kant. "Uh, this is garbage. I don't know why they are always trying to remake the classics. Never as good as the originals.” Enjoy the pod if not the ropey reboot comedy.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the ponderosa rather than the chicken in the face, they dance on into the 2.5* rated on Letterboxd Three To Tango. They discuss Chandler Bing, “kooky girls”, viewing Friends through a woke lens and whether David Lynch has watched this movie. "I haven't done anything or anyone to deserve this.” Enjoy the pod if not the unromantic “gay” romantic comedy.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the meteorite necklace rather than the Bob-omb, they plumb into the 1.9* rated on Letterboxd Super Mario Bros. They discuss video game adaptations, fantastic casts, massive sets and troubled productions. "Come on, Luigi. You'll be talking to the mildew in the shower next.” Enjoy the pod if not the 8-Bit evolution.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for bed breaking fuck rather than the vampiric foetus, they suck on the 2.5* rated on Letterboxd two part Twilight Saga finale. They mix up the format to discuss wedding movies, final chapters in franchises, CGI babies and a few current releases. "Nessie? You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness MONSTER?” Enjoy the pod if not the wolf banter.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the chariot chase rather than the dockyard pretzel, they labour on into the 1.8* rated on Letterboxd Hercules In New York. They discuss young Arnie, the Greek Classics, Horn & Hardart Automats and one take film-making. "That is not Hercules! And who is that monster who looks as if he has come straight from the kingdom of the underworld?” Enjoy the pod if not the fish-out-of-water comedy.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the topless wolfpack rather than the cut-offs, they watch with the 2.5* rated on Letterboxd Twilight: Eclipse. Only this time we step aside and we inflict the third chapter onto an unsuspecting Emily Randall. The cool kid historian discusses whether Edward has enough backstory, her Leo DiCaprio fixation, aquatic kids movies and suggests an intriguing hybrid pairing. “Oh my God, dad, I'm a virgin!” Enjoy the pod if not the freezing cold plot.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the sexy fencing triple agent rather than the slumming it Oscar winner, they suave on into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Die Another Day. They discuss their least favourite 007 outings, yer man Pierce Brosnan himself, Madonna’s derided theme song and invisible cars. "A couple of hours on the dream machine keeps me sane.” Enjoy the pod if not the 20th James Bond entry.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the yellow Porsche rather than the motorbike tumble, they watch with the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Twilight: New Moon. Only this time we step aside and we inflict the sequel onto an unsuspecting James Mason. The beloved cynic discusses whether Bella does her homework, his telly-lad cinema education, the disruption of his Netflix algorithm and points out some credible vampire lore. “It's like a huge hole has been punched through my chest.” Enjoy the pod if not the wet love triangle.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the breakfast Martini rather than the condom heist, they swindle on into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Freaky Deaky. They discuss their fave Christian Slater performances, Elmore Leonard, the lack of manly male lead roles and a cavalier attitude towards rape as a plot point. "Mr Woody, you put your underwear on first.” Enjoy the pod if not the crime caper.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the hyper speed piggyback rather than the wrist suck-off, they log on into the 2.6* rated on Letterboxd Twilight. They discuss K-Stew & R-Patz, sexless romance, shimmering skin and their favourite fad movies from their respective youths. "What a sick, masochistic lion.” Enjoy the pod if not the age inappropriate teen romance.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the cyborg ninjas rather than the rat shit bath, they reboot into the 1.9* rated on Letterboxd Robocop 3. They discuss defanging the beloved original for the family market, Orion Pictures’ financial woes, a smorgasbord of character actors and the jet pack. "I am now authorized to... be loyal as a puppy.” Enjoy the pod if not the much delayed toy advert sci-fi adventure.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the Victoria Secrets’ Gala rather than the flat cap, they log on into the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Perfect Stranger. They discuss unlikely Oscar Winner Halle Berry, strange hairlines, barmy twists upon twists and their favourite erotic thrillers. "Stroke a man's dick, you get him for one night. Stroke a man's ego, you get him for life.” Enjoy the pod if not the nudity free potboiler.
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Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the Aztecy Mayan Gold rather than the drowning Volkswagen, they roundhouse kick into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Firewalker. They discuss the discreet charms of Chuck Norris, Cannon Films, which stars make it onto the Hollywood Walk of Fame and Eighties Adventure movies. “Watch he'll say something like "So gentlemen, we meet again".” Enjoy the pod if not the Indy rip-off.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the free yacht ride rather than the blue flame death, they watch with the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd The Vengeance of She. Only this time Natalie steps aside and we inflict the Hammer Studios sequel onto an unsuspecting Gráinne Maguire. The beloved Irish comedian discusses her secret star crush, her Eighties movie upbringing, woollen fashions and suggests bringing in a bit of Golden Age Hollywood talent. “I don't throw George's girls to the sharks. Not anymore. There's not enough sharks.” Enjoy the pod if not the boring cash-in.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the blue space alcohol rather than the fake god, they watch the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Star Trek 5. They discuss cinematic continuations of top telly, the overcrowded blockbuster summer of ‘89, jet pack boots and compromised SFX. “In that case, I have little choice but to sample your beans.” Enjoy the pod if not the unloved franchise entry.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the shape charge rather than the crab explosion, they shower bang with the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd The Specialist. They discuss villainous overacting, burning stuntmen flying through the air, London buses and mid 1990s movie related bangers. “Who gave you permission to smile? Shut up!” Enjoy the pod if not the Stallone / Stone starrer.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the magic trick rather than the drugged goblet, they dry hump with the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Meridian from Charles Brand. They discuss Sherilyn Fenn’s timeless beauty, non-consensual fantasy sex, Don’t Look Now connections and the lack of male nudity. “I think something terrible may have happened!” Enjoy the pod if not the lack of horror.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the prize money rather than the broken neck, they compete with the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Kickboxer 6. They discuss The Muscles From Brussels, fake elephants, sports with no rules and... apropos of nothing... Bobby starts protesting too much about not watching gay porn. “Joseph King by name, Jokin' by nature...” Enjoy the pod if not the all too fleeting appearances from Gina Carano.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the banana boat rather than the rusty sculpture, they chomp into the 1.5* rated on Letterboxd Jaws 4. They discuss paycheck player Sir Michael Caine, sandcastle slavery, bloated robotics and stalking sharks. “This time it’s personal.” Enjoy the pod if not the unfortunate end of a franchise.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the rose petal bath rather than the feast on the floor, they warp themselves into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Prehistoric Women. They discuss Hammer Horror, Sixties sexiness, politically incorrect adventures and unpredictable dance numbers. “I did not save you for others, strange one. You're mine. Mine alone. Think on this.” Enjoy the pod if not the Martine Beswick starrer.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the Sugar & Spice rather than the brain drain, they kapow themselves into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Batman Forever. They discuss Tim Burton & Michael Keaton’s exit aftershock, Jim Carrey’s tight costumes, whether Nicole Kidman is sexy and the birth of the UV neon day-glo action sequence. “I’ll get Drive-Thru.” Enjoy the pod if not the toy-i-fication of a franchise.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the pom poms rather than the frog dissection, they meta themselves into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Return To Horror High. They discuss George Clooney’s feature film debut, boob shots, random twists and enthusiastic, blood stained Brady Bunch cast members. “There will be no exploding tit shots.” Enjoy the pod if not the self aware comedy horror.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the log cabin rather than the muddy puddle, they force themselves on to the 2.6* rated on Letterboxd I Spit On Your Grave remake. They discuss the rape revenge sub-genre, flip-flops, torture porn and the ultimate sin... mixing red and white wine. “She's just an innocent girl!” Enjoy the pod if not the mercenary ordeal.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the evening dress rather than the dreary column, they make a bad marriage with the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Bel Ami. They discuss their finest period adaptations, teen heart throbs maturing, distant nudity and Christina Ricci. “Paris is filthy with money, even the whores are getting rich. Why don't you come to dinner tomorrow night?” Enjoy the pod if not Robert Pattinson’s expressions.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS! Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for an engagement ring rather than a home perm, they splash into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Holiday In Handcuffs. They discuss the made for TV Christmas romantic comedy sub-genre, Melissa Joan Hart, the ethics of kidnapping and their Top Five Festive Faves. “Doing one crazy thing does not make a person crazy, though I have to admit this isn't how I expected to be spending my Christmas...” Enjoy the pod if not the 90 minute felony.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the ultrasound rather than the asylum gangbang, they copulate at the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Freddy 5. They discuss their top 5 horror icons, pro-life slashers, ingenious FX and whether Natalie really, really dislikes Bad Boys. “Kids... always a disappointment.” Enjoy the pod if not the rushed fifthquel.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the King of the Faeries rather than the Graveyard Gloria, they peephole at the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Porkys 2. They discuss the sub-genre of Arsehole Raunch, Jeffrey Coombs’ sexuality, childhood phobias and larkish toxic masculinity. “Get the Flock out of here!” Enjoy the pod if not the dickhead fest.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for a Narf rather than a Scrunt, they splash into the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Lady In The Water. They discuss the hubris of M Night Shyamalan, average bloke product placement, Joseph Campbell myths and useless humans. “He's hearing the voice of God through a crossword puzzle!” Enjoy the pod if not the twistless mystery.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the mother boxes rather than talking fish, they team-up against the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd The Muppets Wizard of Oz. They discuss “Who is Ashanti?”, Tarantino cameos, wasted Kermit and other classics that should get The Muppet treatment. “Psshh. Psshh. Psshh! I'm talking Oz in flames! Burn baby burn! You digging it?” Enjoy the pod if not the made-for-tv cheapie.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the WINNER rather than the rubber corpse, they right-click at the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd The Card Player. They discuss Dario Argento, giallo, high quality sex dolls and their favourite Desktop Operating System card games. “One other thing... this was inserted into her vagina.” Enjoy the pod if not the dial-up modem thrills.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for a title shot rather than brain damage, they touch gloves with the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Rocky 5. They discuss Sly Stallone, stinky uncles, nepotism and Elton John theme songs. “Get up you son of a bitch 'cause Mickey loves you!” Enjoy the pod if not the underdog champion.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the wholemeal pizza slices rather than the dog’s hearts, they unmask the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Halloween II remakequel. They discuss the Rob Zombie oeuvre, horror reimaginings, explicit murders and Danielle Harris. “Hey, world! Guess what. I'm Michael Myers' sister! I'm so fucked!” Enjoy the pod if not the severed flesh happy sequel.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the mother boxes rather than talking fish, they team-up against the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Justice League. They discuss crushing on Affleck, sneaky director swapping, CGI moustaches and the Snyder Cut. “You said that like it explains why there's a total stranger sitting in the dark in my second favorite chair.” Enjoy the pod if not the schizophrenic $300 million bad bet.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the Colorado Offensive rather than the tramp’s pants, they terminate at the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Terminator 5. They discuss Arnie’s dong, diddy Emilia Clarke, neverending reboots and the Jai Courtney in the room. “That's a meaningless gesture. Why hold onto someone you must let go?” Enjoy the pod if not Bobby spilling his coffee and mopping it up during the plot synopsis.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for a breast enhancement rather than a gym teacher, they educate themselves about the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Bad Teacher. They discuss Cameron Diaz, skiving, chemistry and meaty co-stars. “I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?” Enjoy the pod if not the hit comedy.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the flying saucers rather than the electrode gun, they fly at the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Wolverine solo adventure. They discuss hot middle aged totty, studio interference, the scourge of copyright piracy and Hugh Jackman’s butt. “Granted, it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun, or bone-claws, or the fingernails of a bag-lady...” Enjoy the pod if not the misjudged prequel.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the dream warriors rather than the lynched nonces, they slash at the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Nightmare on Elm Street 6. They discuss videoshop fear, victim prejudice, contagious SFX and Robert Englund. “No screaming while the bus is in motion.” Enjoy the pod if not-so-permanent final nail in the franchise’s coffin.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for dominant species rather than the dirty humans, they warp at the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Planet of the Apes. They discuss toothless action, Tim Burton’s decline, Deux-Ex-Machina and excellent make-up! “Is there a soul in there?” Enjoy the pod if not the unloved blockbuster.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for a carnival rather than a wino heaven, they fire into the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Alligator II. They discuss not to scale FX, Baywatch production values, fave reptile flicks and scream queen Dee Wallace. “Hey, he hasn’t paid me yet!” Enjoy the pod if not the charmless sequel.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for a Shot from the heart rather than a brain drained tramp, they fire into the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd The Dark Towers. They discuss the Stephen King multiverse, the McConaughey V Elba sex-off, fantasy adventure and spoilerific trailers. “Do the animals here still speak?” Enjoy the pod if not the unloved blockbuster.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the flying saucers rather than the electrode gun, they fly at the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Plan Nine From Outer Space. They discuss enthusiastically awful auteur Ed Wood , terrible alien plans, footage from beyond the grave and indiscernible aliens. “Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it... for they will be from outer space.” Enjoy the pod if not the infamously slapdash production.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the hyperdrives rather than the eaten wounded, they launch at the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Lost In Space. They discuss Joey Tribbiani’s big breakout, benching the girls, space monkeys and TV reboots that don’t exploit their original banging theme tunes. “Let's see, do I spend my last night on Earth watching Mom and Dad pretend not to be fighting, or blow ten years worth of allowance at the mall? You do the math.” Enjoy the pod if not the doomed, DOOMED production.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the silky smooth rather than the Sony guts, they drop kick at the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd You Don’t Mess With the Zohan. They discuss global geopolitics, old lady bangin’, the Happy Madison ensemble and butt doubles! “Well then, at least it is good time to shave his neck...” Enjoy the pod if not the hummus fuelled production.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the King of the Monsters rather than radiated earthworms, they stomp into the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Godzilla. They discuss whether size does matter, blockbusters who bully each other, duff romantic interests and lizard genitals. “What the hell's the matter with you people? You've caused more damage than that goddamn thing did!” Enjoy the pod if not the reckless bastardisation of a Japanese institution.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for a VIP booth at the Titty Twister rather than a night at the Coyote Motel, they bite into the 2.0 & 2.2* rated on Letterboxd From Dusk Till Dawn sequels. They discuss 1990s video rental shop economics, Quentin Tarantino’s acting, Michael Parks and whether vampires should ever rob banks. “This is a preservative, and I'm pickling myself for your great... beyond.” Enjoy the pod if not the Bob Weinstein DTV cash-ins.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the wolf morphine rather than the cockroaches in yoghurt, they fly at the 2.0* rated on Letterboxd Striptease. They discuss schizophrenic performances, capers that go nowhere, wig & monkey bolt-ons and nudity overkill. “Who cares? I haven't had a hard- on since I started running this place. Closest I got was Sea World. Porpoise got me hot..” Enjoy the pod if not the drastically reshot crime comedy production.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the puddin’ rather than the nanite bombs, they fly at the 2.0* rated on Letterboxd Suicide Squad. They discuss Margot Robbie’s breakout, My So Called Joker, fuzzy threats and if it is called Suicide Squad whether they should... y’know... kill a few more of the massive ensemble “We're bad guys. It's what we do.” Enjoy the pod if not the jukebox megamix soundtracked production.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the final girls rather than the doomed jocks, they fly at the 2.0* rated on Letterboxd Prom Night 4. They discuss slasher tropes, sexy priest, stalking set-pieces and how budget isn’t everything! “Pussy, pussy, I'm gonna get me some pussy.” Enjoy the pod if not the seemingly camcorder lensed production.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the dog’s rather than knickers, they sauce into the 2.0* rated on Letterboxd Carry On England & Emmannuelle. They discuss constant entendres, minimal nudity, dwindling cast members and the strength of their relationship. “When they get a butcher's at you, dear, you'll need to be on guard.” Enjoy the pod if not Natalie’s seething hatred of a British institution.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the the Prize rather than a beheading, they crash into the 1.9* rated on Letterboxd Higlander II. They discuss short sighted action heros, a retcon too far, sidelined eco-warriors and sneaky Argentinian superproduction. “Peace is highly overrated.” Enjoy the pod if not the immortal antique dealer goes alien scientist sequel.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the omegahedrons rather than the Phantom Zone, they fly at the 1.9* rated on Letterboxd Supergirl. They discuss sweetly dated SFX, pretty vacant leads, exciting could have-beens and cold fried chicken. “I'm considering nothing less than world domination.” Enjoy the pod if not the corner cutting production.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the Holly Gennaros rather than a Richard Thornburg, they crash into the 1.9* rated on Letterboxd Die Hard 5. They discuss indestructible boomers, warning sign actors, bobbins and sneaky release tricks. “Do you know what I hate about the Americans? Everything. Especially cowboys.” Enjoy the pod if not the mangling Bobby does of several international actors’ names.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the fuck of the century rather than Dickie Pep, they cum at the 1.9* rated on Letterboxd Basic Instinct 2. They discuss green knitwear in nightclubs, terrifying wardrobes, the last willing actor available and risk addiction. “You know how some guys are into blondes, and some guys are into killers?” Enjoy the pod if not the courtroom settlement mandated sequel.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for prophetic visions rather than anal births, they spit at the 1.9* rated on Letterboxd Omen IV. They discuss rattlers, inventive deaths, indestructible kids and stunted female reboots. “Our hell is his paradise!” Enjoy the pod if not the Made-For-TV film.
Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for pleasant surprises rather than schadenfreude, they fly at the 1.7* rated on Letterboxd Green Lantern. They discuss Ryan Reynold’s beauty, CGI overkill, creepy Saarsgards and on-set fallout. "Don't worry, okay? Now let's get these pants off and fly some planes!" Even though we didn’t enjoy the Green Lantern anywhere near as much as Batman AND Robin, we have actually figured out how to record an even volumed podcast here (Pro-tip! DON’T RECORD IN BED!) so this is the best first stop to give us a try...