the samuel and daniel podcast with samuel and daniel: Recent Episodes
Samuel and Daniel
This award winning podcast is the most fun you can have with your pants on (pants not a requirement). It has been described by critics as a "comedic orgasm for the ears" as best mates Samuel and Daniel attempt to pack as much humour as possible into their bite sized poddy. Come get it while it's hot!! (awards are self-appointed) (**quote by Samuel and Daniel)
Reality TV star Sam Ready joins the podcast! The boys talk in depth about the ins and outs of the reality TV world, as well as Sam’s rise to fame. But it’s not all glitz and glamor, Daniel also recounts a heartbreaking incident from the weekend that his wallet is still mourning. Plus, Sam Ready’s iconic look is straight out of Napoleon Dynamite, but will he combust when his knowledge of the film is put to the test? Listen now!
Daniel’s antics never fail to provide content for the podcast, so hear about him ordering food from the wrong restaurant. The boys also go retro with fan favourite segments such as horoscopes and Geoguessr. Plus, did you know Vin Diesel has a brother who does porn? The boys investigate…
Rent is expensive, so the Samuel and Daniel plan how they will live at their 24/7 gym for the rest of their lives. The boys also dive back into the spooky world of ghost sex, hearing from a lady that can’t get enough of some girthy ghouls. Plus, Daniel goes onto shark tank with an invention that is sure to blow you away (and off)
The boys recall an incredibly embarrassing incident that happened at the Woodhouse during the week. They also debate if it's fact or fiction that security guards can't touch people, and discuss how they could put it to the test. Daniel breaks down some of Tyler the Creator's most whack lyrics, and Samuel has a genius idea of how to get your screentime down. And finally, it's time to react to another adult film. Jinkies!
Refreshed and revitalised, Samuel and Daniel are back to discuss an Auskick DVD that contained some X rated material. Samuel goes back in time to recount one of Daniel's all time dumbest moments as well as pondering why adults don't get nap time. And last but not least, Samuel and Daniel react live to the weirdest and worst adult film known to man. Spongeknob Squarenuts... need we say more?
You asked and we delivered… the almighty Noodles is back on the podcast! The boys answer the questions about strip clubs that other podcasts wouldn’t even think of, and Daniel reveals that he is actually Tasmanian (which explains a lot). And with a Woodhouse party fast approaching, the boys delve into the depths of Reddit to come up with some ideas. Crack in!
This week we learn a valuable lesson: Don’t let Daniel near your car. Daniel also digs up trauma from his past and tells us about his encounter with a mysterious man named 'Mr Tickles.’ Samuel calls for justice to be served as he discovers that a rival podcast 'the Tom and Frenchy podcast’ has been selfishly using a wheel to select segments on their show! Enjoy!!
This week Daniel confronts his demons, quite literally, as he goes in depth about his most realistic and horrifying sleep hallucinations. Samuel recounts how his own mother got caught up in an alien conspiracy plot, and the boys go inside the minds of their dogs to ponder how weird it must look to them when their owners pick up their poo in a bag. Enjoy!!
Daniel recalls the time he "accidentally" had his Tinder preference set to men for a few months. Do you believe him? While on the topic, the boys single out some common Tinder bios that should be made illegal. Plus, as war rages overseas Samuel and Daniel discuss how they would fare on an actual battlefield, as well as their unorthodox idea to bring peace to the Ukraine. How political!
Another week, another top tier guest. This week long time friend Lewis King joins the podcast! The boys revisit old trauma such as one particular trip to the principals office after their horny notes were discovered. They also discuss whether used sex toys can be returned to the store (asking for a friend). Plus, the results of Dan’s court trial are here. Will he be locked away forever? Find out now!
Superstar singer/songwriter Jimmy Harwood joins the boys on a very special episode. Jimmy is notorious for his 'Blue Gatorade' track, but can he tell his favourite drink apart from its arch-enemy; the Blue Powerade? Jimmy also touches on funny gig stories, pissing the bed, and so much more! Plus, stick around till the end to hear an all new original track! (feat. Samuel and Daniel).
Back by popular demand, Ballarat’s finest Laityn Withers makes a triumphant return. After a night out at drag bingo, the boys contemplate a future career as drag queens. They also discuss what items of food and drink can be consumed in the supermarket. Plus, Laityn makes a claim to be the new co-host of the podcast. Is this the end for Daniel? Listen now!
This week Samuel and Daniel discover manifestation is real and it all begins with a trimming of the pubes. Samuel also recounts the most messed up true story he has ever heard, animal lovers might want to skip this one. Lucky listeners will also get a history lesson as Samuel takes a deep dive into 'The Great Emu War.' Plus, have your wands at the ready as Daniel reads some erotic Harry Potter fan fiction. Dobby + Hagrid... what else can we say?
Crank this episode in your local kindergarten, as Samuel and Daniel try (and fail) to create a family friendly podcast. Punishments are on the cards for any dirty joke as the boys battle their natural instincts. Partially drunk, they discuss ironic sponsorships, basic Instagram captions and even Michael Jackson. Plus, Samuel recounts the weirdest thing that happened on his 'summer break.' Enjoy responsibly!
Fresh off being awarded "Australia's Sexiest Banjo Player," Ry 'Noodles' Graham joins the podcast. Noodles uses his TAFE qualifications to expertly analyse very important topics such as condom testing, sex robots and adult film scripts. Plus, Noodles' body odour has previously been described as "sweet" so Samuel and Daniel put their noses to work with the ultimate sniff test. Enjoy responsibly!
Coming to you live from the Woodhouse, Samuel and Daniel debate some of their lazier domestic habits. There is also some piping hot celebrity goss to catch up on, which is all 100% definitely true. The boys also partake in a blast from the past as they break down some painfully cringey old group chats. Enjoy responsibly!
After a year long “summer break” Samuel and Daniel rise from the dead like Jesus. Now housemates, the boys have a lot to catch up on, although it is mostly just dumb stuff Daniel has said. Also, Daniel is summoned to court on very serious charges, can he defend himself and his dignity? Crack in!
The boys are BACK from their road trip and they are joined by fellow roady Laityn Withers to discuss all the shenanigans. Hear about the time the boys got lost in the bush and how Samuel and Daniel embarrassed themselves on a farm. Plus, Laityn has aspirations to become a professional wrestler so Samuel and Daniel attempt to wrangle him with a WWE quiz. Tune in!
Need some handy road trip tips this summer? Samuel and Daniel share theirs before they hit the road together. Plus, Daniel faces deportation from the entire universe unless he can answer a universal citizenship test. Will he be blasted into a black hole? Tune in to find out
We have our first guest on the podcast! Aidan George Kidd is in the house to tell some hilarious yarns about fellow podcasters. The boys also discuss which tradies are the laziest and what grinds their gears. Plus our guest gets put to the test as he reads out an adult film star biography. Jump on board!
Samuel discovers a song that he and Daniel made back in year nine and you can hear it live on the podcast! The boys also tell you how to report a masturbator, the methods will surprise you. Plus, learn about the priest who turned himself into a pornstar at the ripe old age of 85! Crack in!
On this weeks episode the greatest meme of all time is finally revealed! Samuel and Daniel discover that the baby shark song is being used to punish prisoners, so the boys discuss which songs would be physical torture for them. Plus, Childish Gambino used a rap name generator to find his artist name, will it work for Daniel? Tune in and find out!
Rowdy muck up days appear to be a thing of the past, but don’t tell that to the Shore private school boys in Sydney. What they had planned will make your hair curl! Fittingly, Samuel and Daniel share their own muck up day experience which scarred their school forever. The boys also analyse some popular internet myths. Did Hitler really invent the sex doll? Listen to find out
On this weeks episode Daniel partakes in an extreme sport; reading about the life (and length) of Mandingo with his mum in the next room. The boys also present the top 8 greatest memes of all time! Did your meme make the cut? Plus, Samuel writes a song for Skegss and the boys discover the real Captain America Film, Captain Battle: Legacy War!
Daniel is usually a pretty peaceful bloke, so what’s the one thing that can push him over the edge? The boys also break down some extremely outdated lyrics which will make you glad it’s not 2012 anymore. Plus, Daniel is in the drivers seat for ‘On This Day.’ Will he keep his crown? Will he even be able to read out the questions? Who knows!
Don’t you hate it when you mix up your words at the wrong time? Samuel and Daniel share their worst experiences. The boys also discuss appropriate alarm etiquette as well as what else grinds their gears. Plus, Daniel has been on a roll recently, will the good times continue when he takes on Samuel in Geoguessr? Rip into it!
This week the boys answer some very important questions. How many faps have they got left in life? Do adult films have subtitles? Plus, Samuel is undefeated so far at ‘On This Day.’ Will Daniel pull out the win or will he say something dumb again? Maybe both.
This week Samuel and Daniel attempt to fight a crippling addiction. Samuel also has a movie pitch which Disney will certainly be keen to get their dirty little hands on. A Trump-crazy adult film star, gory films and multi bets are also all on the agenda on a bumper episode of the Samuel and Daniel podcast with Samuel and Daniel.
Any signs that Samuel and Daniel are maturing have quickly vanished as toilet talk is back! This time the they vigorously debate which cubicle is the cleanest. As promised the boys also reveal some brand new inventions, will any of them prove a hit? All that and more on another ripping episode of your uncles favourite podcast.
After sampling and flipping your wack sounds, Daniel has finally got the finished song to play to you in full! Since Coon Cheese and Redskins are getting renamed, Samuel and Daniel have been selected to decide what the new names should be. Plus, the ball is once again in Daniel’s court to figure out what happened on this exact day in history. Don’t miss out!
The NT News is not quite like other newspapers, and this week Samuel and Daniel check out its most bizarre headlines. For equality, this time the boys dive into the live and times of a famous (adult) actress, drawing inspiration along the way. Plus, Samuel and Daniel once again discover the true meaning behind common sayings in their world famous segment ‘Phrases 4 Dayz’s’. Drop what you’re doing and listen!
On another bumper episode, the boys furiously discuss whether it is acceptable to post travel photos before you actually arrive at your destination or not. Horoscopes are also back on the cards, but this time with a twist. Finally, Samuel has a brand new game that is certain to rattle Daniel’s brain. Enjoy responsibly!
In this weeks ep, find out what is inside Samuel’s small package! The boys spend way too long debating sea urchins as well as delve into the life and times of an unheralded (adult) film actor. Plus, Samuel rates himself as a ‘man of the world’ but can Daniel take his crown when they once again go head-to-head in a game of Geoguessr. Give your earholes the treat they deserve and tune in!
Samuel and Daniel may have escaped the dungeon, but they are still forced to make this fire podcast. The boys use their musical prowess to analyse the work of one of the great poets, Lil Yachty. Also, find out if can Samuel back up his almighty claims when Daniel tests his knowledge of ‘Surfs Up.’ All this and much, much more!
Ever pondered the origins of some of the most famous sayings? Samuel and Daniel will fulfil your needs on this weeks pod. They also tackle targeted advertising and discuss why Surf’s Up is the greatest animated film of all time. Plus, the boys introduce their most rogue segment yet, so tune in!
Samuel and Daniel make up for lost time with another beautifully mediocre podcast. They furiously debate what is appropriate bed wear, as well as getting a glimpse into their future with their horoscopes. Plus, it's finally time for Daniel to put Samuel under a high pressure quiz, will he succeed...
Brutally hungover, Samuel and Daniel still deliver one of the all-time great podcasts. Appropriately, they tell some ripping drinking stories as well as let you know how to get the most out of this footy season. Plus, they do something no podcast has ever done before... they give their opinion on films and TV shows!
For unknown reasons, Samuel and Daniel break down Bhad Bhabie's musical credibility. Daniel also faces deportation from planet earth and the boys get spiritual once again with their horoscopes.
Samuel and Daniel are back by public demand and the great toilet wars rage on! Also, Sam has a mind-blowing new reality TV concept and find out what really grinds the boy's gears. Plus, Samuel and Daniel break down the weirdest song lyrics you'll ever hear, don't miss it!
In their debut episode, Samuel and Daniel pop their podcasting cherry. They explore each others horoscopes and also discuss extremely mature and nuanced topics such as farting and butt wiping. Plus stick around to the end to hear Dan take a citizenship test to discover if he can remain in Australia...