Movie Chat: Recent Episodes
Joseph Papp
A single mother seeks the help of psychologists to try and stop a poltergeists which assaults her sexually.
Jimmy Doug and Steve live in a town that's being Terrorized by a gool. But not only do they face this monster but have to face the monsters in their own lives is Earl mice.
Rob zombie brings us the origin story of the munsters. It's almost a made for TV movie.
Stan is a retired sheriff who lives in a town in which all sheriffs are cursed to die. The new Sheriff, Evie, seeks his help as the quirky witchcraft shenanigans try to take both ofvthem out.
Bjorn and Louise take their daughter on a visit to a Dutch Family they met on vacation. The hospitality is marred as Patrick and Karin are not the people Bjorn and Louise thought they were.
Galadriel wants to stop Sauron but no one believes her. There's a hobbit girl doing the Luke Skywalker thing. An Elf is investigating black sludge from a cow's tit..
PFC Holbrook arrives with orders to report to MSG Bilko. Unlike a highly trained and disciplined military outfit, he finds slobs, gamblers, and strange people making bank off the military.
Nobby and Sebastian have been separated for 28 years. Now, after being reunited, Sebastian is being hunted and needs to clear his name with the help of his lower class brother.
Donald just wants a normal meal. Unfortunately he discovers that the meal he really wants is human flesh.
Sam is a kid torn between doing good or doing bad. He notices his reclusive neighbor Joe is possible the thought dead Samaritan. Can he help Samaritan care about humanity again?
Three Voluptuous Babes in leather Barbarian outfits infiltrate a death cult to stop Dr. Sin Do from taking over the world. There's action, fluffy cloud bras, bad acting, and pure fun schlock to be had.
Bickering siblings drop a one dollar, five dollar, and twenty dollar bill on the constitution and spill beer on it which causes George Washington, Andrew Jackson, and Abe Lincoln to ressurect and try to destroy the world.
Roger is an accident prone worker for an egg production corporation. Between disasters, love, aliens, and Tobacco, he's out on a limb trying to survive.
People are turning into monsters and surviors need to band together to figure out how to survive.
A comedy horror mystery about a small town with a Werewolf. Actually, it's kind of a mystery that tries to be a comedy that has little to no horror.
- Binge the show, don't break you attention. 2. Be nostalgic for the original series. Without that nostalgia, it falls apart. 3. Forget the physics of injuries. The moment you think about it is the moment you realize how terrible this is. 4. Don't let the kids watch. There are no role models here.
Rex just got out of Prison and heads to Finland only to be captured by a cannibal family. Now he needs to get out and kill them all.
Heather has a younger brother who takes some friends out to the woods to find out what happened to her. That then the movie gets dumb
Dead people are resurrected to battle monsters. They wear leather and do Anime action stuff.
When you live in a small town, the best comedy comes from ripping on those who live there.
In World War II, the Americans come in, the Italian surrender, they have a party, and everything falls apart
Mitch gets into a new house next to a campus and he starts a fraternity with his 30 year old friends.
Nothing like a-hole heroes who are written like House MD being just as wrong and getting people killed.
Jade has the ability to jump a 40 ft drop and not even get winded. Young Hade and Billy are still uninteresting. Western has a tiff with boss chick who is menacing for no reason.
Jade and Billy are Sisters growing up in new raccoon city. Their father is Albert Wesker.. They discover that there's animal experimentation going on in a lab and they break in to find a secret. 14 years later Jade is studying ink zombies and she gets caught by a group of scavengers and and drama ensues. Another Resident Evil Property
A cartoonish caper about 2 killers being stopped by a guy who's rescuing his girlfriend directed by Sam Ramey written by Sam Ramey and the Cohen brothers you think it would be good
Bob and Linda have 7 days to make enough money to save the restaurant, but a Massive sink hole and murder mystery threaten their plans.
A party clown dies while performing for some brats. 6 years later, he's getting his revenge.
Van Helsing is after Dallas. Dallas I'd after Nico. Dracula wants Nico and Dallas Dead. Van Helsing gets help from the crips. And everyone is an ass.
A private detective stumbles on a cult of chainsaw worshipping hookers while searching for a missing girl.
You ever hear about a hitman, a bar owner, a cop, a dentist, two wives, and a potential boyfriend caught up in a crime?
A second review of a movie about two friends trying to save their best friend from marrying the wrong woman
Travis is about to marry Steph, but he needs to buy a car in Dallas. What he didn't expect is how bad that purchase would be.
Tyler and friends head out to try and discover a lost horror film only to realize its real.
A group of robbers accidentally enter into the town witchcraft began and may have the key to ending the world.
A British anthology of 4 stories. This is definitely a direct to video movie of the 80's
Second time watching a movie about a guy who made a box fort that turned into its own universe.
A dock worker joins the British Open and plays the worst game in history. After being banned from the tour and all golf clubs, he devises a way to get back in. Based on true events.
An anthology movie about God and Satan going over three stories and determining who goes to Heaven and who goes to hell.
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Joel has spent seven years surviving in a bunker with his colony. He finds his girlfriend is 85 miles away in another colony and he sets out to reunite with her.
What if a villain in a comic book universe is using our audience as a means to destroy a city like Gotham?
Bevis and Butthead go into space and travel through a black hole only to end up in 2022.
Darryl Kerrigan and his family live a happy life in a home next to the airport. When the airport uses a compulsory acquisition to take the property, Darryl gets help from a lawyer to save his home.
A 13 year old is kidnapped. He receives phone calls through a broken phone from the previous victims. They try to guide him to hopefully make it out alive.
Two estranged brothers raise sheep, but an infectious disease threatens everything they have.
The Descendants of Jonathan Harker are in financial trouble and accidentally invite a vampire into their crowded house.
A flight attendant must land a damaged plane while defending herself from a serial killer.
Rex finds out his cancer has returned. He decides to head to Darwin to become the first patient for euthanasia. But as he moves further, his ties home strengthen.
Ansel is down on his luck, a weasel, and he owes money to his manager. He's hired to deprogram a woman named Claire, but will his history cause tension?
A group of Students open a horror movie fest at a theater. A killer uses this theater to complete the work started 15 years prior.
Douglas is a suspect. His friend and colleague, Hannon left him clues in a simulation that changes reality.
A meek scientist discovers a miracle medicine that cures depression. Under the force and manipulation of the Pharmaceutical Corporation, he loses his way and must come to terms with possible side effects and his cowardice.
A group of superheroes create a team of misfits to save Captain Amazing from Casanova Frankenstein.
Sheldon wants to inspire kids. But to do so, he needs to deal with the mafia, charities, former kid show stars, and the network.
Terrorists Hijack a plane and an intelligence agent, engineer, and special forces team must board the plane and stop them.
Who were the real savages? The primitives, the fictional filmmakers, or the actual filmmakers?
A woman inherits a pug from her grandmother and has to learn how to live with the the dog and be common adult.
Richie murdered Bobby in cold blood. Now Gino is busting skulls to find Richie and serve Justice
Harry and his team of oil drillers must go into space to drill 800 ft into an asteroid and drop a nuke to save the planet.
From the same writer as Scrooged, we get to enjoy a rushed pace of a film based on a Dickens classic.
Hell yeah! Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones attempt to take over a A US battleship. What they didn't expect was Steven Seagal and Erika Eleniak to stop them.
Ben and Tina explore a house at the bottom of a french lake to give you another found footage movie.
A swedish couple take a trip to a cabin to murder one another. Unfortunately three convicts interrupt their plan and things get gory and funny.
Albert's Mom dies in a tragic car accident. Now he has to move across the country to live with Harriet, his moms Fister Sister. On the way he creates an imaginary friend to help him deal with the transition and hardship of a changing life. He may even help Harriet too.
Paul is a man with a destiny. As his family is betrayed by the Emperor and the House Harkonen, Paul and his mother join forces with the Fremen.
A talk about the adventures of Allen stew and Phil as they try to figure out what's happening to their friend Doug and other people who were all involved in the horrible night of debauchery
Two guys squander a Billion dollars to make a movie. Now they're trying to make the money back by running a shopping mall.
The Foo Fighters rent a house to produce their next album. Then Dave Grohl gets possessed and now they're making the Devil's Song!
A group of desperate people compete in children's games to win billions. Problem is, if they lose, they die.
Danny gets pulled into a movie with his favorite Action Hero. Now hes gotta help Jack Slater take out the bad guys and stop them from getting into the real world.
Rules: Set up an area with plenty of hiding spaces. Get a group of 5 or more players. One person is it. If they tag someone, both are now it. Every person who gets tagged eventually goes after the final player. When it's done, the final player is it and you start again.
Nathan Drake and Victor Sullivan seek to find Magellan's hidden Gold before the Moncata Family.
Alan and Sarah start to play a game in which Alan is sucked into the world of Jumanji for 26 years. When Judy and Peter move into Alan's old home, they release him and the game. Now they have to get Sarah and finish the game to undo all its effects.
Steve and His uncle enter Syeve into the special Olympics so he can beat Jimmy, the best athlete, and win a bet. The win will pay off his uncle's deb and help Steve pay for an employee's surgery. Steve gets help from other contenders to take Jimmy down.
Two codependent brothers must find dates to go to their sister's wedding in Hawaii. They put out an Ad in Craigslist and get to women just looking for a free trip.
Tried to not do spoilers. This is just a fun sequel of a movie series that's trying to follow other series like Saw, the Collector, or Hostel.
Briggs agrees to take the dog of a fallen friend to the friend's funeral and to Sandstone. The Dog, Lulu, Is suffering from PTSD.
Jeffrey loses Elizabeth to a lawnmower accident. Because there aren't enough parts, he must now piece her together with body parts from women of the night.
Molly is a 15 year old straight A Student who is a prostitute at night. When a serial killer is murdering her friends, she has to step up and protect herself from the monster.
Just a Review of four Evil Dead movies. I highly recommend reading "If Chins could Kill: Confessions of a B-movie Actor" by Bruce Campbell
The Hrimm Brothers go from town to town scamming the town by using their superstitions to create a con. Upon their arrest, they're sent to a villiage to discover another huxter who is responsible for missing girls. To their surprise, it's not con men but actual magic behind the missing kids.
A 40 year old man enters into a competitive children's national spelling bee due to a technicality.
Annie is a wreck who just became her best friend's maid of honor. Can she pull herself together or make things awful?
Just a review of one of my favorite horror movie hosts who used to be on monster vision and eventually ended up being in the last drive-in.
The adventure of a man who continues to get smaller and smaller in a world that's more and more hostile.
A typo causes an innocent man to be collected and interrogated by the government. A man who fantasizes about soaring free is pulled into the nightmarish beaureaucracy of reality as he follows the mistake of the system and sees the woman of his dreams.
Jimmy Falcon goes into the witness protection program after making his mafia friends. Now he and his family must build a new life in Canada.
Three social media influencers explore an abandoned Santa theme park only to encounter Krampus. With the help of Santa Claus, they annoy the audience, test its patience, and waste the audiences time.
A you boy in Finland tries to warn his Dad and other adults that Santa Claus has been released by excavators and that Santa is not the coca-cola fairytale.
Boyd hates his father Virgil. But, because he left his son's Christmas gifts at home, and his car breaks down, Boyd will have to rely on Virgil to drive 8 hours to save his son's Christmas.
Warning: Spoilers. Phoebe and her family move into her estranged grandfather's creepy farmhouse after he died. Once there, Phoebe figures out why he was a recluse and what he was doing. He was a Ghostbuster.
Since buying a hobby farm I've really enjoyed the process of learning how to produce and create food.
A mild mannered orphan grows up and marries a horrible woman. Upon meeting his childhood best fried, he begins to stand up for himself.
Joe and Gus are going on a 4 day fishing trip in the everglades. Their car gets stolen by a thieving bigamist, and disaster ensues.
The Russel family needs a babysitter while the parents are away. After exhausting all other options, the reluctantly ask for help from Buck.
I gained weight after all my health issues this year. My eating plan is having success.
A man is rescued by a woman. A romance ensues but she has a secret.... She's a mermaid.
Three bachelors end up having a baby dropped on their doorstep. Now they have to learn how to be fatherly and deal with the drug situation.
The bride wakes up from a coma and seeks out revenge against Bill and his fellow henchman who tried to kill her.
I made a chicken coop winterizing project. After talking about it, I make a clunky analogy towards movies. It's stupid but fun.
All the person must do is finish this one movie without a cell phone and you get to buy them a beer. It's hilarious as they see one scene from the film.
Rich is a womanizer who wishes his penis was gone so he wouldn't have to deal with all the trouble. So after making a wish that was gone it's gone it ends up actually being a 30 year old man who's basically giving him a hard time can he bounce the fact that his penis is out of control and there's a budding relationship we'll find out.
Charlie must travel into Hell to stop Hell-cop. Hell-cop kidnapped his Girlfriend Rachel and Charlie must head the off before they reach Hell City.
1987 Ken Russell flick about Mary Shelley's experience that led to the Creation of Frankenstein. It's jarring, strange, and different.
David Wozniak is a screw up who just found out his girlfriend is pregnant and that he, by the erroneous behavior of a sperm donation bank, is also the father of 533 kids. In an effort to find meaning, he sets out to know who they are.
Melvin is a nice guy hitman who everyone takes advantage of. After a kidnapping job goes wrong, Melvin must avoid the same criminals he's been working with while trying to impress his fiance's parents, taking care of the kidnapped girl, finding his overdue VHS of King Kong Lives, and being a genuinely nice guy.... Who kills people.
A battle if white ensues as a commander and XO engage in mutiny amid the possibility of nuclear war.
Artie is framed for the death of Tally, the girl he's dating. With 24 hours before he's booked by Detective Decker, he has to uncover the murderer while discovering Tally's true nature.
A medical student is raped by her instructor. She quits medical school to perform body modification surgeries. She gets revenge and becomes a predator.
Hank finds Manny's corpse on a beach of a desert island. With the special "powers" of the corpse, he makes a friend as he tries to get home.
Johnny Dingle gets shot while trying to protect Missy, the girl he loves since the first grade. Johnny now has returned from the grave is going to profess his love and hopefully take Missy to the prom. But, will the town's folk let him?
This is a review of the 1992 Candyman movie starring Virginia Madsen and Tony Todd. A woman studying the urban legends and folklore comes upon the Candyman urban legend. She investigates his story and origin only to find that he's real. Because of her doubt, he starts to torment her, frame her for murders, and eventually bring her to become a part of his world.
Charlie Brewster has a new neighbor who happens to be a vampire. In this remake of the 1985 classic, we see decent writing choices, some bad CGI, and good actors.
A group of friends go to a horror festival only to become part of a new movie in which everybody in the park must die.
Sam and Nelson are a Father Sone bank robbing team who get busted. With the help of Lorraine, they can thwart their former partners and become a family.
Vampirism, faith, marriage, and fidelity fall into disarray as Ann is dealing with her new life as a vampire. How will she and Jacob move forward?
Honey gets kidnapped by a cinema cult led by Cecil. She's forced into and eventually embraces the film production.
Mona's breaks were cut sending her crashing into a river and dying. Now Chief Rash has to figure out who had the motive to kill Mona. Apparently everyone did.
Dave, Sam and Jeff are forced to help a creep, Cool Evan, because he has evidence that they've been cheating through college. In order to keep from being expelled, they must help Ethan get a date with Angela. Problem is, Angela and Dave begin a romance.
In the future all power is focused on this planet called dune in which a product called spices mind which allows people to expand their consciousness in their life. On this planet there are sand worms and a group of people called the Furman who are trying to go ahead and keep secret. A man named Paul who may or may not be a messiah comes to dune to go ahead and find out his true destiny.
Ever watch a movie that everyone says is terribl... Only to find out it's not that bad?
This two part review series is about Breaking 2: Electric Boogaloo Review. Kelly takes a break from professional dancing to help Ozone and Turbo save the Miracle Community Center from business developers.
A boy with an overactive imagination learns martial arts and eventually gets to compete in a competition with his hero, Chuck Norris.
Fred inherits a horse named Don who knows how to talk and give some excellent stock tips. After one of his tips goes tits up, Fred loses everything and done decides to help him by running a race so Fred can win his money back.
I've been hiring an American scientists are working together to create a nuclear bomb. Is this the right decision is it going to be used for good questions abound as they go ahead and create a brand new science to win a war that may already have been won.
After rare Jaguar Shark kills Steve Zissou's partner, Steve and his crew set out to kill the beast for revenge.
Two hapless college students are terrorized by a hitchhiker across New Mexico. Sean Bean dies again.
Sam's love it suffers a body failure. Now he must travel into the wastelands to find a new Cherry 2000 body to upload her memories and personality into. He hires E to help him travel and Travers a desolate landscape filled with violent mauraders and Tm Thomerson's neighborly tyrant, Lester
Mr. H Reviews, Nate H, brings us his first crowd funded short film about warriors traveling through a mysterious Forrest and being hunted by a creature. If this isn't your movie, check out his YouTube channel to see his content.
Fred and Fanny pass the time, during a power outage telling each other scary stories... Then the other 2/3rds of the movie happen.
If you like tongue in cheek cheap horror action comedies, this will almost do it for you.
After a wealth patron of the Grand Budapest Hotel, Madam D, dies of poisoning, she leaves a valuable painting to M. Gustave in her will at the behest of her son Dimitri. M. Gustave and his lobby boy, Zero, steal the painting and run only to be accused of murder. Together, Zero and M. Gustave break M. Gustave out of prison to find his accuser so he may clear his name.
A meteorite lands in a small town and causes a mass spread of slithering slugs which infect the townsfolk with slugs.
It's fun to give money to a film project. You'll never make any money from it, but you get to see someone create something.
Horror is important, but not because of social awareness or politics... It's because it's entertainment. All the other stuff is justification for liking relatively bad movies.
It's a clip show trying justify horror movies as something greater than they actually are.
Charlie Brewster has a new neighbor move in named Jerry dandridge he's a dapper fella who may be a vampire.
A mother and her son taking international flight so she can just receive treatment to take care of a vampirism. Ball on the plane hijackers take over and she's now forced to come out and do what you can to get the plane to land in the us.
A psychologist and son get pulled into a world of sacrifice and supernatural exploitation from a cult they may want to go ahead and control their own destiny.
This is just a list of movies psychological thrillers horror movies that really mess with your mind that a fantastic to watch with people who don't necessarily like more jokes for really funny bad moments.
Two goofball garbage men get caught up in a murder mystery in which they have to take on an evil business tycoon is trying to blew the environment
James May Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson go full bore showing how awesome weird strange and fun cars can truly be.
Roy and Helen are transported into television and must survive 24 hours before Spike takes their souls to hell
Just a rambling of possible haunting stories from those I associate with. It's anecdotal but fun.
A group of factory workers are earning extra pay to clear out the basement of a cotton factory. While down there, they discover the part of the business that's been killing.
Another horror magazine ends up finding himself in a self-help group for serial killers now he has to figure out how to get out
A family discovers the issue of a wendigo as they go ahead and try to bring back their loved ones by paying them in the pet cemetery
A father is drafted into a 7 day tour of duty to fight a war 30 years in the future. It's predictable, fun, and worth a watch.
Dr Van Helsing must save a town from a new vampire released by young woman who's going to school to become a student teacher.
Two friends get framed for a crime and end up going to prison. Now they must use the prison rodeo to concoct and escape plan
I was wrong. This was not as bad as I remember. Chester takes over as a coach of a girls soccer team so he can get a promotion. He brings in a ringer, Martha, who happens to be his girlfriend's Son Matthew.
Molly's car broke down 36 miles from the airfield she's trying to get to. She must now traverse the desert being followed by a lone zombie who will stop at nothing to eat her flesh.
In the john Wick universe, Hutch Mansell is a forgettable guy who goes through a monotonous existence. Then he has his home invaded and the real Auditor comes out of hiding to take on the Russian Mafia.
A group of friends take a drug addicted friend to a remote cabin so she can Detox. As she suffers withdrawals, she and the group become tormented by the Evil Dead.
A monster killer seeks the beast that took his daughter. Each day he prepares to claim another head.
Joe s d his Son Jeremy travel to Salem's Lot only to be caught up in a vampire society.
Abram is a young Rabbi trying to cross America to bring the Torah to San Francisco. With the help of Tommy, they may avoid a hanging posse just ling enough to see the ocean.
An uptight couple lures swingers to their apartment to kill them and steal their money in this sleazy Trashy comedy. It's funny, silly, and definitely for adults.
After witnessing the ghost of a murdered child and surviving an attack from the Killer, Frankie sets out to reunite the ghost with the woman in white.
Giant sexless humanoid monsters break into a walled off city and start eating every human they can.
In 1948, the future is here where everyone uses magic... everyone but P.I. Lovecraft. He's now on a case for a missing book, a female fatal, a powerful gangster, and the father of a virgin in Hollywood. Will he find the book in time or will the old gods be released and the world plunged into darkness?
Julie and Curt are a in love, even after death. Will her hunger for brains consume their lives?
Samantha delivers pizza and becomes a sacrifice for a satanic cult. It's funny, gory, and worth a watch.
Kong is taken from Skull island to go into the hollow earth to help stop Godzilla's attack on Apex facilities.
Corey and his friends investigate his grandparent's farm and stumble into a hellish survival situation with gore, practical effects, decent makeup, and bad acting.
An excellent series in line with classics like Tales from the Cryp, the Hitcher, and the Twilight Zone
The creeper is hunted by a mourning father while it terrorizes a football team stuck on a bus.
A group of Employees of a high end apartment building plan a heist to get back money stolen from their pensions.
I thought it was going to be a goofball comedy but got a great dramedy with a fantastic performance.
Alex moves in with his Grandmother and her two roommates. Can he keep up with the chores, a love life, his work, and his marijuana habit?
This quirky tale of cannibalism, frontier life, and isolation is humorous, snarky, and fun.
A story about friends racing in overcoming an obstacle that you never thought you could
Caster Troy and Shawn something (Archer) trade faces and do extreme 90's cheeseball action.
Tory Belleci and Richard Hammond get stuck on an Island and create havoc and engineering delights.
Adam Green and Joe Lynch write a horror sitcom and its okay... so long as you get past the first two episodes.
This comedy is 2 parts power rangers, 1 part the Good son, and 1 part Buckaroo Bonsai. Its self aware and worth a view.
Watching movie reviews from 20 years ago, you'll see that cancel culture was alive and well back then.
Censorship, editing, updating, revising and the loss or art. It's not the NWO, its shortsighted intentions.
Sewer aborted fetuses. Topless chicks in leather hot pants. Bad acting and a total Full Moon Productions b-movie blast. It's not perfect, its poorly acted, it's stupid, and it's fun.
Steve Armstrong is about to enter the Arena and Challenge the Champion, Horn. Will it be a fair fight?
Billy gets a freak lesson in responsibility as his mogwai multiplies and they become Gremlins.
Lars and Earnie nearly kill themselves as they attempt to eradicate the mouse in the house.
A couple attempts to avoid christmas with their 4 families and it doesn't go how they hoped.
Since the success of the Lord of the Rings, Hollywood is too busy making series to make quality films.
2 neighbors fight over who's better at Christmas while their families go insane was it a good movie will you find out
A Spaghetti Western with Santa. When a spoiled brat gets a lump of coal from Santa, he hires a Santa obsessed hitman to bring him Santa's Head.
Before Seinfeld, there was another show about nothing. Three pensioners spend each day in their small town finding things to pass the time, people to annoy, and topics to argue and discuss while comically failing.
We're back to South Korean Zombies and it's... not good. Find out why as Joe Yawns his way through this one.
A perspective on the 1995 Judge Dredd, 2012 Dredd, the judge dredd comic, and the Raid:Redemption.
Okay, I'm expanding my horizons and watching Hallmark movies for the first time ever. Plus I ramble about a couple of my favorite Christmas flicks.
Between Disney owning 33% of all entertainment, every studio focusing on series, and manchilden being obsessed with remakes, are we isolating and forgetting to ask questions?