How to be a Texan: Recent Episodes
Kevin Holder
Who's the most famous Texan of all time? Kevin said Davey Crockett and Kyle said Beyonce. Regardless, the guys cover a list of the Top 100 most famous Texans – even though they only get through about 25 of them. Enjoy!
In this rowdy episode, the boys cover Whiskey and Bourbon. It doesn’t get more Western than that, right? Kevin and Kyle go over the top Kentucky distilleries and brands, and then bring things back to Texas by discussing local brands as well. Along the way they explore the basic differences between Whisky, Bourbon, Rye, and Scotch. It’s a gift that keeps on giving for all of you whisky drinking Texans. Enjoy!
Kevin and Kyle delve into the fascinating world of chili peppers and the spice trade, all while Kevin appears to be on the verge of a delightful nap. They touch upon the captivating history of spices, particularly chili peppers, and their impact on Texas cuisine. The guys attempt to spice up the discussion (no pun intended) with details about how these fiery elements have seeped into Texan dishes, creating a culinary marvel that might just awaken Kevin from his slumber!
Kevin and Kyle saddle back up after a brief break and catch up on travel, life and ranch activities. Kyle debriefs Kevin on his solo Big Bend trip with an Emory Peak summit in 103 degree heat. Kevin counters with a Big Ben trip with left lane driving tips. Enjoy!
The guys consider the “cons” of living in Texas in this episode. These homers consider and discuss traffic, wide open spaces, weather events, and other factors that might convince people to not move to Texas. Enjoy!
This is a gold medal episode where the Texas Olympians are honored and the guys talk about all of the strange, new, and exciting events going on in Tokyo at the Olympics. Kyle commits to becoming Texas’s next great slalom kayaker. Enjoy!
Kevin and Kyle’s discussion is buzzing with great bee talk. Kevin takes the lead and interviews Kyle about his beekeeping hobby and learns that honeybees are not only hard workers but resilient with many roles. It’s Kyle’s way of saving the planet - one bee at a time. Enjoy!
The guys cycle up their knowledge on the 7-time Tour de France winner who was stripped of the wins after scandal, after beating cancer that almost killed him, and after starting a cancer survivorship foundation. Armstrong is a Texas-born incredible athlete who started as a pro triathlete and moved over to become the world’s greatest cyclist. Kevin and Kyle debate whether he is a Texas Legend or a Fallen Legend. Enjoy!
Kevin shares his experience and wisdom on BBQ techniques, equipment, methods, sauces, and other wonders on this episode. Kyle proves that he needs to remain a BBQ consumer. Enjoy!
The guys are joined by a special guest to discuss the history of how Luckenbach became the heart of the Texas music scene thanks to Jerry Jeff Walker and Hondo Crouch. Enjoy a great story of how it all came together and how Waylon capitalized on it all. Enjoy!
Former Second Lady and First Lady, Lady Bird Johnson was born into wealth, had a charismatic personality, was a shrewd business person, and a environmental supporter in her later years. Lady Bird is a true Texas Legend and the guys enjoy honoring her in this episode. Enjoy!
The guys enjoy taking a stroll through Texas history as they discuss the beginning of the Texas Revolution away from Mexico. It started in October of 1835 at the Battle of Gonzalez where many brave Texians stood against the Mexican army. The Texians were protecting their mighty little cannon (of which they had no cannon balls). The battle may have been only a skirmish but the historical significance was huge. Enjoy!
Songs about Texas or in Texas are awesome! And there are so many to pick and choose from country, rock, or recent or old. They guys have a blast going through many of the greatest songs that represent Texas. Enjoy!
Playlist from episode:
1. Screw you, we’re from Texas - Ray Wylie Hubbard
2. Blues skies - Willie Nelson
3. Beautiful Texas - Willie Nelson
4. Deep in the Heart of Texas - Bob Wills
5. T for Texas - Lynyrd Skynyrd
6. Luckenbach Texas - Waylon Jennings
7. All my ex’s live in Texas - George Straight
8. Amarillo By Morning - George Straight
9. Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind - George Straight
10. On the Road Again - Willie Nelson
11. The Bluest Eyes in Texas - Restless Heart
12. Rio - Duran Duran
13. The Leaving from Lonesome Dove
14. Theme from Dallas
15. La Grange - ZZ Top
16. San Antonio Rose - Bob Wills
17. San Antonio Stroll - Tanya Tucker
18. Streets of Laredo - Johnny Cash
19. Ohio (Come Back to Texas) - Bowling for Soup
20. The Texas River Song - Lyle Lovett
21. That’s Right - Lyle Lovett
22. Texarkana - REM
23. Houston - REM
24. The Eyes of Texas are upon you
25. Miles and Miles of Texas - Asleep at the Wheel
26. If your gonna play in Texas - Alabama
27. What I like about Texas - Jerry Jeff Walker
28. Road Trip - Gary P Nunn
29. Is anybody going to San Antone - Charlie Pride
30. Corpus Christi Bay - Robert Earl Keen
31. El Paso - Marty Robbins
32. Texas in my rear view mirror - Mac Davis
33. Texas Flood - Stevie Ray Vaughn
34. Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be Cowboys - Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson
Did you know that there are over 650,000 millionaires in Texas? Sounds like everybody is loaded in the Lone Star State. Problem is there are over 26 million people in Texas – so not everyone is loaded. The guys tackle this myth with plenty of laughs along the way. We do have Elon Musk though now, so that’s got to count for something. Enjoy!
God bless America! On this episode, the guys salute the United States on Independence Day and talk about how we Texans act on the 4th. You’ll also get a dose of a ranch update with a disgusting snake tale. Enjoy and Happy 4th!
Listen to Kevin and Kyle debate the worst things that have happened in Texas. We range from the JFK assassination to the 1900 hurricane to other terrible events. And no, it wasn’t JR getting shot, Tom Landry getting fired, or the advent of Barney. We go from high laughs to low despair as we talk over a ragged history of lots of bad things that have happened to a great State. Come give it a listen and give us a review!
On November 22, 1963 President Kennedy was assassinated in downtown Dallas. In this episode the guys honor one of our greatest Presidents and discuss some of the the key issues of his presidency, the events that unfolded in Fort Worth and Dallas on the day of his death. and the lasting impact that this event has had on the city.
In this episode, Kyle challenges Kevin and Andrew’s knowledge of rodeo terms and events to the fullest. As well, two huge events NFR and PBR are coming to Texas this November and December as a result of the pandemic. Lots of fun to be had listening to rodeo talk. How Texan is that? Enjoy!
Kevin makes a leap of faith in this episode to honor Eddie Van Halen due to his recent passing by pulling on his connection to Dimebag Darrell Abbott, Texas’s own and lead guitarist for Pantera. The guys honor Eddie and Dimebag Darrell discussing their connection, Dimebag’s untimely death, and the impact both had as guitar legends. Enjoy!
Super size my toilets and gas station in the form of Buc-ee’s. This is a chain of convenience travel centers located throughout Texas and are destinations unto themselves. They are huge and have seemlingly everything. Starting with spotless, plentiful toilets going to hundreds of gas pumps, you will love stopping at Buc-ee’s on your road trips through Texas. We cover the origin, ownership, and all of the unique reasons we love Buc-ee’s. Oh, and there’s a ranch update at the end, so enjoy!
“Houston, we have a problem.” NASA’s mission control is in Houston, otherwise known as Space City, and has a unique place in space exploration. The guys talk about historic space exploration, Texas’s role in it all, and the new wave of private companies now leading the way such as SpaceX. Enjoy
What does a pandemic, high school football and a semi-colon have in common? Listen and find out! The guys discuss how high school football in Texas has been impacted due to COVID. It’s a game changer!
The presidential election is nearing and its outcome will have a big impact on Texas. The guys discuss the election, the three President’s that have come from Texas, and lessons learned from the worst presidents and most bitter presidential rivalries in history. Go vote!
On August 27, 1990, Stevie Ray Vaughn was killed in a helicopter crash in Wisconsin. From humble beginnings, Stevie emerged as one of the greatest guitar players of all time. Inducted into the Blues Hall of Fame (2000) & the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (2015), he is revered by legendary rock and blues musicians alike. While he battled with addiction for 25 of his 35 years, by the end of his life he was able to beat drugs and alcohol and use his life experiences to help others that were struggling with substance abuse. Remaining humble, even during the pinnacle of his success, he truly reflects the values of the Lone Star State. Listen as the guys explore the life and music of this Texas Legend.
You liked it so much the first time, we kept going. The guys keep talking and talking about possible changes coming out of the COVID-19 pandemic.
Kevin and Kyle are back at it. In this first episode of two part series, the guys wax poetic and prognosticate on permanent changes coming out of the pandemic. Enjoy!
Big Bend is a national park with over 830,000 acres with 160+ miles of the Rio Grande River running through it. The park was named after the big bend in the river. The park is full of wildlife, 1,400+ foot cliffs, scenic vistas, and amazing trails to hike or bike. Enjoy!
Enjoy the conversation on appropriate hat etiquette, how they're made, how John Stetson invented the modern American cowboy hat, and superstitions surrounding the hat. The fellows tip their hats to you during this great episode. Enjoy!
Want to hear Kyle get hot? Listen to the guys discuss the ins and outs of horse buying and how Kyle believes most people in the horse industry are dishonest and untrustworthy. They give you tips on what to look for when buying a horse and what to expect when you get one. Enjoy!
Sid, Ed, Robert, and Lee Bass are four brothers in Fort Worth that have invested back into Texas and specifically the Fort Worth community. The Texas legendary Bass family inherited oil money from their parents who inherited it from uncle Sid Richardson. Follow Kevin and Kyle as they talk through the Bass family tree, the Seventh Street Gang and the power structure of Fort Worth, and the longstanding investments by the Bass family into public utilities for ongoing improvements to quality of life. Enjoy!
The “Mother Road” of America or otherwise known as “Main Street of America” started in the 1920’s and wound from Chicago to LA before being largely replaced by interstate freeways in the late 1950’s. Part of Route 66 went through the northern panhandle through Amarillo and other colorful towns and adds to the mystique of Texas. Kevin and Kyle talk about the impact Route 66 had on America. Enjoy!
Long beards before they were cool, growling guitars, and the ability to morph their music decade after decade has made the band ZZ Top a true Texas legend. Kevin and Kyle celebrate ZZ Top’s Texas roots and honor this great band for their musical contributions. Enjoy!
January 10, 1901 was an epic day in Texas history when the Spindletop oil well erupted down near Beaumont. From then on, Texas and oil have gone hand in hand. Kevin and Kyle talk about the impact of oil on Texas. Enjoy!
This is a marketing gimmick that works. All the truck makers appreciate that almost 25% of all trucks are sold in Texas. They use the Texas State Fair as an annual testing ground and supersize their base truck models with niceties that Texans and other Americans will love – and then they call it the Texas Edition. The fellows discuss this as well the newfound potential impact of the Tesla Cybertruck. Enjoy!
This marketing campaign in 1985 was launched with the edginess of Texas amidst the “Keep America Beautiful” campaign. Celebrities and pro athletes have supported this campaign ever since and it made a huge impact on litter in Texas and how Texans love to keep their state litter free. Enjoy!
Do you say pih-KAHN, PEE-can, or pee-KAHN? If you are coming to Texas, there is only one way and Kyle and Kevin are going to teach you how to get it right! We even introduce a little “When Harry Met Sally” to show the differences in how America says the word “pecan.” Bonus, Kyle will bore you with his newfound baking attempts with pecans and how the pecan harvesting process is done. Enjoy!
With multiple bowls eaten and lots of positive endorphins loaded, Kyle and Kevin are ready to celebrate this Texas legend. Blue Bell has been part of the fat content of Texas going back to 1907 – before Kyle was born! Enjoy as the guys laugh about the greatness of the icebox, rock salt, endorphins, and all the flavors of Blue Bell.
No not the baseball team - Kevin and Kyle talk about the legendary law enforcement department in Texas, ranging from Ricky Bobby’s favorites, to the legendary Rangers and the current day heroes. There’s a special focus on the Ranger Frank Hamar. Enjoy!
We talked, you listened. Now listen again as Kevin and Kyle recap the highs, lows, and funniest moments of the first collection of How to be a Texan episodes. Thank you for listening!
Van Cliburn was one of the best classical pianists ever as well as the beloved Tall Texan whom the Russians loved during the Cold War. Kevin and Kyle highlight this humble Fort Worth hero for his wonderful gift, his humility, and his encouragement for generations to come to love the gift of music. Enjoy!
Cigarette smoking has been a huge part of American and Texan culture for decades. Kevin and Kyle talk about this somewhat taboo topic to explore how prevalent smoking still is today and how the wave of e-cigarettes is so popular. They talk about the marketing trends over time in Texas having gone from the Marlboro man to the grotesque ads in Australia nowadays. Still plenty to laugh about but with a bit more gravity with this topic. Enjoy!
Texas is a huge state with decades of wear and tear on its aging roads, bridges, levees, and other systems that support our daily lives. Kyle and Kevin talk about how Texas grades out against other states on maintaining important parts of the state.
Texans are fiercely proud to be Texans but also Americans. Kevin and Kyle say a big thanks and honor our Texas veterans. They also honor those lost in wars and discuss the benefits of what the government provides to our veterans. Happy Veteran’s Day!
Winter is coming in Texas! And holy crap, it gets cold here. Kevin and Kyle talk about winters in Texas across regions and what to do when it gets cold in the Lone Star State. Everyone enjoys talking about weather, so get your ear muffs ready for some hot listening!
Texas Moms and Grandmothers seem to have an antidote, anecdote or home remedy for just about every situation, such as Granny Holder's remedy for burying a potato after rubbing it on a wart, or Joey’s grandmother's remedy of rubbing snuff spit on a yellow jacket sting. These and a lot more remedies, antidotes and non-sensical anecdotes should help you with your own ailments in the future. Have a few laughs with Kyle and Kevin as they share some of the more interesting & funny antidotes, anecdotes and home remedies that they were taught growing up!
The world’s most popular poker game came from Texas! Where else? In this episode, Kevin and Kyle go over the origin of this game and why its so popular. Because Texas Hold’em has multiple betting rounds, card players can be more thoughtful and strategic with the game. Enjoy!
“Your puppy sure is cute!” or ‘Man’s best friend needs a new sweater!” or “How about we take Fifi to the urban dog park?” These are quotes early cowboys never said about their dogs. Dog roles have evolved in Texas from trusted herders and protectors to excuses for not having a mortgage, spouse, or baby. Spending on dogs has grown exponentially and dogs are huge parts of Texan life. Kevin and Kyle enjoy this topic and laugh it up about the importance of dogs in Texas.
High school football is still king in Texas. The tradition, rivalries, community gathering, and the mums are all big parts of a big Texas tradition. In this episode, we discuss how ingrained the importance of high school football is in us as Texans. We also talk about how select sports, specialization, and the changing demographics are causing a decline in participation over time.
Droughts are awful no matter where you live. Over the years, many droughts have come and gone. Kevin and Kyle talk about the importance of rainfall, how over time we’ve gotten better at water retention, and how Dallas is the biggest over-user of water in the state. Enjoy!
This episode is creepy! There are tons of haunted places around the state of Texas. From sanitariums with roaming ghosts to phantom trains going by in the middle of the night to getting pinched by a ghost in Mineral Wells, there are plenty of haunted places to see in Texas. Come get scairt with us!
What do beefarino, barbed wire, and the dregs have in common? They’re part of Kevin and Kyle’s discussion on early cattle trail life in Texas. The major cattle trails from Texas to the North were only used for about 40 years, however, their impact on the economy, history and popular culture was significant and lasting. Join us for a few laughs as we explore this part of Texas history, and you may even learn a thing or two!
Texans and New Yorkers differ in many ways including speed of play, lack of Tex-Mex, cost of living, and accents. NYC is one of Kyle and Kevin’s favorite places to visit. In this episode, the guys discuss differences and share memories of unique people in NYC.
Fried bubblegum? Shirtless Big Tex? Since 1886, the State Fair of Texas has provided entertainment, education and fun for Texans for three weeks every September. Kevin and Kyle talk about the history of the Fair, enjoy the documentary of the 1936 State Fair, and then gross out at the top 25 fried foods over time. Enjoy!
Born in San Antonio, Carol Burnett paved the way for female comedians starting in the 1950’s. Kevin and Kyle grew up watching The Carol Burnett Show laughing at the hilarious skits including The Family, Mrs. Wiggins, Went With the Wind, and many others. Here, we honor Carol Burnett for her life bringing laughter to so many.
High kicking drill teams have been a Friday night football half time staple all over Texas since the 1940s, starting with the Kilgore Rangerettes. Kevin’s daughter Sami joins us to describe the wonders of drill team, the history, the uniforms, and the fun of performing complex routines for fans. Enjoy!
I’m a Pepper, you’re a Pepper, Kevin’s not a Pepper. Dr Pepper, one of the nation’s top selling soft drinks, was created in Waco, Texas in 1885 by a young pharmacist Charles Alderton who liked the smell of the drug store so much that he waned to create a drink that tasted the way it smelled. Kevin and Kyle with help from Andrew celebrate the history of Dr Pepper, its 23 flavors, and the fun marketing campaigns this Texas favorite has had over the years. Enjoy!
Legend has it that Jimmy Don Perkins, a short-order cook in Lamesa, Texas, accidentally created chicken fried steak in 1911. In a highly caffeinated state, Kyle and Kevin celebrate the greatness of this screwup by discussing their love of chicken fried steak in this episode. So buckle up and enjoy this chicken fried steak ride!
Back after a short break, Kevin and Kyle (with a little help from Aliens and Bernie Sanders) explore the weirder places in Texas. From alien spaceship crashes, gypsy settlements, 60 tons of junk, 1,200 toilet seat art exhibit to finding arrowheads by gopher holes, you’ll want to find out more about these weird places in Texas. Enjoy!
In spite of his quirky appearance and speaking style, Ross Perot became one of the most influential Texans of the last century. His ideas have impacted the information technology industry and politics in a tremendous way. In this episode we have some fun and also some serious moments reflecting on Ross Perot and his influence on Texas and the country.
Legend has it that the horror film from the early 1970's, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, is based on true events. In this special Halloween episode, Kyle and Kevin explore this, along with a number of other scary topics. Trick or treat!
Does anyone stay in Motels anymore? What is the difference between a Hotel and a Motel? Are Motels on the comeback with the help of Airbnb? What does any of this have to do with Texas? Tune in for a funny episode on business travel, personal travel, and how to avoid bedbugs or being murdered on your next road trip!
Kevin and Kyle discuss how people want to save money; “make” something after looking at a computer screen all day at work; and use YouTube or Google to do almost anything. Enjoy the guys laughing it up over all of the various DIY successes and fails they’ve had on this episode.
In this episode Kyle and Kevin discuss Lonesome Dove, the classic mini series and novel about Texas.
The Galveston Hurricane of 1900 is the deadliest natural disaster in American history. Between 6,000 - 12,000 people were killed and over 3,600 buildings were destroyed. In this episode Kyle and Kevin discuss this natural disaster, some of the history surrounding it, and how today's technology helps minimize the impact of these types of storms.
North Texas is in Tornado Alley, and we see our fair share of tornados every year. In this episode Kyle and Kevin explore the topic of Tornados and what to do if you encounter one in Texas!
In this episode Kyle and Kevin discuss many of the more well know symbols of Texas and a little about their history. From the Lone Star, to Longhorns, to Chili (with no beans or course) and everything in between!
Do you think Texans are a bunch of lazy couch potatoes? Well you are wrong! Spring and Fall are great times of the year for outdoor activities, and triathlons are top of the list!
In this episode Kyle and Kevin discussion outdoor cooking techniques ranging from underground pits, to grilling, to smoking techniques and everything in between. There are a lot of regional BBQ styles in the US, and Texas stands out as having one of the best. What you may not know is that within Texas there are multiple regions and styles as well. Kyle and Kevin explore these topics in their own unique and fun way.
The sequel to episode 19 on sustainability.....in this episode Kyle and Kevin dive deeper into the topic of local farming and local food and the re-emergence of the farmers market as compared to big box retailers and the industrial foods.
Sustainability is a hot topic these days. While Texas ranks low on the list of states in most sustainability studies, there is a lot of work & research being done to improve our standing. In this episode Kyle and Kevin explore the opportunities that more rural lifestyle provide; energy consumption; sustainable homesteads; sustainable building practices and the future of energy conservation.
Texans love to hunt for food, fun and sport. In this episode Kyle and Kevin explore the topic of hunting, why Texans love to hunt and expound on some theories about the "wussification" of America.
Another episode in our Texas Legends series. George Strait brought country music back to it's roots and is truly a Texas Legend. Join Kyle and Kevin in this episode as we explore the music and the influences behind this Texas legend.
Did you know that it is illegal to ride your horse at night without tail lights on it? Seems like common sense. But it IS legal to ride your horse into a saloon. In this episode we explore the funniest state laws in Texas. Kyle also provides a ranch update, and tells us about "ratnado"
Spring is always a great time for festivals, and Texas has plenty of them. Saint Patrick's Day festivals, May Fest, the Texas sized SXSW and many more. In this episode Kyle & Kevin explore this topic in their own unique and funny way!
Are Texans superstitious? We will let you be the judge as we explore strange superstitions, OCD, urban legends, and everything in between!
Dallas and Houston have a unique relationship, almost like fraternal twins. Is there really a strong rivalry between the two cities? Are people from Dallas really snobs, while folks from Houston are down to earth and real? Kyle and Kevin explore these questions in their usual fun way.
How do Texas cities rank for traffic? How do Texans handle road rage? What is the future of autonomous vehicles and mass transit in Texas?
In Oct 1835 US Colonists living in Texas and Tejanos (Texas Mexicans) joined forces to start a rebellion to free themselves from Mexico. This resulted in a declaration of independence in March of 1836 and the establishment of the Republic of Texas. The influence of Mexico on Texas culture can still be seen to this day in names of cities and locales, our food, our language and our music. Special guest Carlos Palacio joins Kyle and Kevin in this week's episode to discuss the special relationship between Mexico and the Lone Star State.
Texas soils and climates are conducive to grow a wide array of fruits, vegetables and herbs including tomatoes, peppers, corn, potatoes, okra, cantaloupe, watermelon and many others. However, there is an evil lurking out there, plotting all through fall and winter, hiding in the soil, waiting to unleash it's deadly wrath every year on exactly June 8th.
Down through history, the horse has been a close ally and friend. The greatest militaries in history relied on their horses and their horsemanship skills to give them competitive advantage over their enemies. This was especially true on the Texas frontier where a rag tag team of Cowboys were able to control Comanche raids and help bring order where the US Calvary had failed. From Genghis Kahn to the Comanches, Apaches and Texas Rangers this episode explores the relationship between human and horse and role of horsemanship throughout history.
We kick off our series of podcasts on Texas legends by discussing the Von Erich family. If you grew up in Texas you probably spend many hours watching them on TV. If you are new to Texas or thinking of moving here, a working knowledge of this family will help you out in most social situations :) Truly Texas legends, but with a tragic ending to their story.
There is an expression in Texas that says "if you don't like the weather just wait 10 minutes and it will change." Kyle and Kevin discuss Texas weather in this week's episode of How To Be A Texan.
This is a lifestyle episode. Tex-Mex and BBQ make up major cuisines for Texans. But what about the lifestyle of Texans? Are we a healthy people? Kevin and Kyle will use the National Geographic Blue Zone study on longevity and the healthiest spots on the planet to discuss how Texas living sizes up to Blue Zone characteristics.
https://bluezones.com/
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/books/features/5-blue-zones-where-the-worlds-healthiest-people-live/
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2012/11/03/longevity-health-fitness-happiness/1677425/
Kyle and Kevin delve into the topic of how to speak the Texas language.
Vocabulary:
- Backerds - Backwards
- Better’n dat’n- Better than that one
- Big ‘Ol - Really big. Does not imply age
- Bob Wair - Barbed wire
- Cain’t - Can’t or cannot
- Coke - Generic term for all soft drinks
- Cut off - Turn off
- Cut on - Turn on
- Directly - Soon, or immediately
-Ever whur - Every where
- Fair to Midland - Doing just fine
- Git - Get
- Holler - To call or yell at
- Idn’t it - Isn’t it
- Ignert - Ignorant
- In’ner - In there
- Might Could - I might be able to
- Nucular - Nuclear
- Nuthern - Another one
- On’ner - On there
- Plum - Exactly or absolute
- Reckon - I think, or do you think
- Scaird - Scared
- Spect - I have a suspicion or I suspect
- Tinkle - Child's term meaning to urinate
- Tump - Tip over and dump out
- Wair - Wire
- Wound up - Ended up
Phrases:
- Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
- Sweatin’ like a whore in church
- Chompin' at the bit
- Rode hard and put up wet
- Pitching’ a hissy fit
- Tan your hide
- Full as a tick
- Dumb as dirt
- Dumber than a box of rocks
- He just fell off the turnip truck (unsophisticated)
- Slow as mollases
- Don’t have a pot to pee in
- Sweatin’ like a pig
- I don’t trust you any farther than I can throw you
- Ain’t my first rodeo
- Uglier than sin
- Too big for your britches
- You can hang your hat on that
- As all get out
- All hat no cattle
- Bark is bigger than his bite
- If you don’t like the weather, wait 10 minutes
- Do what?
Resources:
- Do You Speak Texan, University of Texas Austin - https://news.utexas.edu/2012/05/07/do-you-speak-texan
- Jimmy Ferris, Spur, Texas - https://youtu.be/zzabmVIU6EQ
- The County Line - Texas Speak - https://youtu.be/fIdikLrpr_c
Is Texas really the most friendly state in the United States? Why are Texans so friendly? What happens when you "mess with Texas?" Kyle Kirkpatrick and Kevin Holder explore these questions along with a number of other funny stories and anecdotes on this week's episode of How To Be A Texan.
Have you ever wondered whether all of the various myths that you hear about Texas and Texans are true? Kyle & Kevin delve into some of the more common myths, confirming some and debunking others.