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The ladies discuss transgenders in the military, Candice has thoughts about "Girl's Trip", Kory invents his own meanings for words, Brenda doesn't use words for long periods of time and old people won't have air conditioning when Candice becomes president.
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The ladies discuss autism/albinism, are black people mad at GoT? Does Kory have a lisp? Is Brenda retarded?
Does Candice need your opinion on her stand-up on the first date? So much more in this informative episode...
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The ladies discuss Rob Kardashian's sock business, dates who hold hands too long, R. Kelly sex cult/guys who date children, ego death and pandas who lie about being pregnant.
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The ladies discuss wave pool diseases, Brenda's mom's below-ground above-ground pool, Tetris relaxes your colon, Candice kills a black widow, hogs will kill you before gorillas.
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The ladies discuss going skydiving, the origins of Hitler's mustache, Bigfoot might be a retarded giant and a comprehensive breakdown of disease by race
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The ladies discuss Brenda's most paranoid moment involving ghetto birds, fake nipples, Halle Berry has a blue dog bed and Catwoman was trash
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Brenda has a knack for sound effects, Candice was almost named Edelweiss, Brenda doesn't have a middle name, Tiger Woods looks awful
Brenda goes to Koreatown, psychics with tiny hands, Candice is a good friend, Harambe: one year after his sacrifice, poinsettias are dumb
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The ladies discuss the definition of "smart", the fast is working for Candice, and some lies don't hurt people. And the seal.
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The ladies discuss the tattoos they chose for each other, reincarnation and which Peanuts character was gay.
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Heated furniture talk, the etymology of "thot", a new sound effect steals the show and takes podcasting to heights never reached before...
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The ladies discuss the Mafia, ego, Aaron Hernandez and Candice does a great Howard Dean scream
Because we never resolved that during the show. Also the ladies discuss lighting farts, a bootleg Donut Time, giraffe babies and the new guy has white stuff on his face.
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The ladies discuss women who stay married to gay men, whether sex with socks on is a turn-off, fatback, government cheese, and spiders Hey! Go to BouquetInABox.com and get 15% off when you use promo code "offarious"! Mother's Day! Free Shipping! Locally Grown! Thanks for your support
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The ladies discuss Candice's birthday party, Brenda's divorce and pancakes take another life.
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Brenda and Candice discuss body shaming, Chuck Berry leaves a awful legacy and Just Titties coming to a convenience store near you
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The ladies discuss the passing of a legend, the Kinsey Test, goldfish prosthetics – stick around until the very end for the Kinsey results!
Brenda & Candice welcome a new guy, Candice mourns her Tonight Show Uggs and her lunch, Brenda's finger causes eternal shame and they discuss Donut Time's transition.
Brenda and Candice discuss Rachel Dolezal and how she might be homeless as well as the trans boy who won a girls wrestling tournament.
Brenda and Candice discuss Lent, Candice's appearance on Harry, and the recent mysterious death at the Magic Castle in Hollywood.
Candice and Brenda discuss the former's appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. The "ins and outs" of Facebook unfriending. And a recent study of being judged on a first date because of a cracked phone screen.
Brenda and Candice discuss the death of Tilly the whale and the entire country that trolls people.
Brenda and Candice discuss crappy Eric Roberts tv movies and whether we can laugh at Trump.
Brenda and Candice discuss the odd bestiality laws in the US and abroad as well as the most infamous peg-legged gold digger in history. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook
Brenda and Candice discuss president-elect Trump and then move on to a horror story about an ex and then discuss the apps to track down McRibs.
Brenda and Candice discuss survival of the zombie apocalypse and the brutality of a curved penis.
Brenda and Candice discuss arthritis, who the hell still sees R. Kelly concerts, and the just launched Soylent meal bars which have not gone well.
The election in general and the second debate, in particular, is driving everyone insane plus the mechanics of mangina.
Brenda and Candice discuss trying out eHarmony, the women charged with running a fight club for babies, and the British man who ate his wife's placenta.
Candice and Brenda discuss the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tragedy, Tyler Perry's terrible movies, and a strange run in with an Orthodox Jewish teenager. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook
Candice and Brenda discuss their favorite Golden Girl and breaking up with toxic friends. Featured Links Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook
Brenda and Candice discuss the return of Candice's stalker and Mariah Carey's complete mess of a sister.
Candice and Brenda discuss the new movie Don't Breathe, the latest sexting scandal with Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner, and ITT Tech "schools" are finished. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook
After a two week hiatus, Brenda and Candice briefly update the Olympics that nobody cares about, the disturbing news about Nate Parker, and Kanye's indescribably bad french fry poem.
Brenda and Candice discuss the return of Zika, the Olympics in Brazil which no one cares about, and various disturbing movies. Featured Links Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook
Brenda and Candice discuss virtual reality porn and what it will do to society, the new charcoal infused hot dog from Ikea, and a poop themed restaurant that is opening in Toronto. Featured Links Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook
Candice and Brenda discuss the new Ghostbusters movie and the drama that has ensued, whether Barbara Walters is still on 60 minutes, and the massive amount of hate for Uncle Joe from Willy Wonka.
Brenda and Candice talk about the BLM letter writing campaign Candice attended recently, review the documentary "Tickled", and how Mike Tyson probably wasn't guilty of wape. Featured Links Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook
Brenda and Candice discuss Tim Burton's filmography and Brenda's hatred for Grandpa Joe is revealed, another story of a female teacher having sex with a student leads to a discussion of balls dropping, and celebrities who destroyed their faces are analyzed. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook
Brenda and Candice discuss the new documentary on tickle fetishists, Candice volunteered for a booth at Politicon, and the center of all things sketchy in Hollywood has closed. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook
Candice and Brenda discuss the time Brenda accidentally got tequila in Candice's eye, the midnight showing of Purple Rain they attended, and Omar Mateen's gay lover.
Branda and Candice discuss the pros and cons of selling your eggs, whether Deepak Chopra is full of shit, and the "doctor" who sold dirt as a cure for cancer. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook
Brenda and Candice discuss zoo security, the famous baby who fell in the well in the 80's, and Bluetooth tampons. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook
Brenda and Candice discuss the disturbing Bias Response Teams on college campuses and give an update on Buff Correll.
Brenda and Candice discuss party poopers, Beyonce, and recent Periscope nastiness. Derek apologizes to Candice's sister Danielle for false advertisement.
Brenda and Candice discuss the various issues involved with doing your business at another person's place and Beyonce's new album.
Brenda and Candice discuss superhero movies, how Monsanto is trying to kill you, and if vaping is as bad as smoking.
Brenda and Candice discuss the polarizing issue of Peeps, whether breastfeeding in public should be taboo, and the doctor who gave a goldfish braces. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook
Brenda and Candice discuss drive thru funerals, the black blues musician who has been converting white supremacists through friendship, and Katt Williams going crazy.
Brenda and Candice discuss an interview with a guy who has a micropenis, the sudden appearance of the O.J. knife, and Zoe Saldana being called out by Nina Simone's daughter. Featured Links Patreon Micropenis Interview
Candice and Brenda discuss the recent revelations about Hitler's micropenis, the bearded female runway model, and how political correctness is killing comedy. Featured Links Patreon
Brenda and Candice discuss Samsung TVs allowing the government to spy on you, the 18 year old in Florida who was pretending to be a doctor, and Ronda Rousey having no brain or teeth. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon
Brenda and Candice discuss Bernie Sanders fans trying to persuade voters through Tinder, Beyonce's controversial half-time show, and a documentary about a woman who married a man who had lye thrown in her face. *Please forgive the technical issues while we work out the kinks in live streaming. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon
Brenda and Candice have some weed infused Sprig soda and talk about attention whores and falling off the edge of the earth. Featured Links Patreon
Brenda and Candice give a shout out to super fan The Magic Man (@JiibJobz) then move on to discuss the very thought provoking film Ex-Machina and Candice reads a speech from the Sarah Palin Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon The Magic Man Go Robert! Palin Speech Generator
Brenda and Candice discuss the YESSSSSSSS!!!! guy who was a bit actor named Frank Nelson then move to the Oscars controversy and Aunt Viv's stank rant. Featured Links Frank Nelson Aunt Viv Video Creepy Caress Patreon
Brenda and Candice discuss going on Patreon and the incentives being offered. Candice discusses her New Year's resolution to start dating more and has an interesting experience with Bumble. Charlie Sheen apparently has HIV again. Plus Steven Avery's ex-girlfriend thinks he is a monster. Creepy Caress – Patreon Charlie Sheen Is at It Again Steven Avery's Ex
It is the first episode of 2016 and Brenda and Candice discuss Bill Cosby's arrest, the Netflix documentary Making of a Murderer, and how much of a fuck up Derek is. Evidence Against Avery
Brenda and Candice discuss Soul food, the new documentary about Kurt Cobain, and various ugly sidechicks of the famous.
Brenda and Candice discuss the recent mass shootings, a porn stars rape allegations, and the boy who dresses as a clown and terrorizes a town.
A woman starts a shit show after finding that the all you can eat pancake special at Denny's only applies to one person, Brenda notices that squirrels have giant testicles, and anonymous has decided to launch a cyber war on ISIS.
Brenda and Candice discuss the Paris terrorist attacks, the odd irony of starving children having big stomachs, and celebrities with STDs including Charlie Sheen and "Ol' Pussy Throat" Michael Douglas.
Brenda won't change the light in her kitchen leading to lifestyle changes, Candice tries Tinder...for five minutes, and tells the story of the promoter from hell.
Brenda and Candice discuss M. Night Shyamalan's dumb new movie 'The Visit', the inevitable white guy who dresses in blackface for Halloween, and various toenail issues.
Candice and Brenda discuss when trailers were called "coming attractions", Ben Carson laughs at very awkward moments, and how to get an exorcism. Ben Carson Laughs While Discussing Shooting Ben Carson Laughs About Being Held Up At Popeyes
Brenda and Candice discuss their trip to Cabo, T.I.'s comments about a female president, and whether women are genuinely oppressed.
Brenda and Candice discuss the mystery liquid on Mars, the guy who raised the price on an HIV drug, and having sex with socks on.
Candice and Brenda are into a bottle of tequila and cover everything from Donald Trump to the Nazis being on crystal meth.
Brenda and Candice discuss going to Cabo, Adrian Grenier's 9/11 post, how to build a penis from a clitoris, and then make vaginas out of Play-Doh.
Brenda and Candice discuss the Kanye West 2020 presidential announcement speech, lisps, and rabbit poop.
Brenda and Candice discuss viewer reviews, the Morehead County Clerk, Kim Davis who is refusing to issue gay marriage licenses, and Noah's Ark.
Candice and Brenda threaten Derek, discuss the Instagram joke thief, and Amber Rose's conversation blunder.
Brenda and Candice discuss the differences between a shiv and and shank plus the man who murdered his stepfather with an atomic wedgie. Featured Link #1: Shiv or Shank? Featured Link #2: Wedgie Death
Candice and Brenda discuss Hulk Hogan's racist tirade and his daughter's defense, Corey Feldman's apology inducing performance at a baseball game, and Candice's posture pump. Featured Link #1: Brooke Hogan's Written Art Featured Link #2: Corey Feldman Fails
Brenda and Candice discuss people getting high and jumping off buildings and their stakeout of Candice's stalker. Featured Link #1: Helen Hunt On Crank
This week Brenda and Candice discuss botched plastic surgeries, celebrities dying in the bathroom, and Shabani the world's sexiest gorilla.
This week, Brenda and Candice discuss the following: How to piss off a cat lady; Which of Brenda's dogs would she eat first; And, the Pastor who was caught on Grinder.
This week on Offarious, Brenda and Candice discuss bad candy, catching crabs from politicians, and beating the next "Beethoven" into submission.
Candice shoots down all movies that might scare her, asshole kids are annoying, and evil comedians.
Brenda tests Candice and Derek on their knowledge of early 80's black lingo, Robert/Fred Durst is a murderer, and Candice goes to a Maria Bamford show and it gets ugly at the door.
The Drunken Files: Awful Whaler's Rum and Brenda Harasses Tabloid Journalists From The 70's
The Sober Files: Candice Delivers On the Gummies and the Panda Who Feigned Pregnancy For Treats and Air Conditioning
The Drunken Files: Candice finds the juiciest gummy bears in the universe and Brenda evacuates a toxic breathing environment to have a cigarette
The Drunken Files: Back Hee Haw, early 90's Hip-Hop, and Jerking Off in the Moedl Train Room
The Drunken Files: Death By Industrial Vinegar, BlackFace Paint or Black Face Paint?, and the Connection Between Anger and Creativity
The Drunken Files: Brenda Offers An Apology, Is Being Pissed On Weird?, and What Does Getting Turned Out Mean?
The Drunken Files - Slightly Engorged Edition: Twitter SubTweet Cowardice, Firing the Fact Checker At Least 3 Times, and How Brenda and Candice Came Together Over a Bad Word
The Very Drunken Files: Reading Reviews, Brenda's Crush on Angelina Jolie, and Porn Watching Habits
The Drunken Files - Moat Edition: Candice Wants A Moat, The Yellow Wallpaper, and A Requiem For Maya Angelou
The Drunken Files: Calling A Man A Bitch, How To Seduce Santa Claus, and A Reading From The Colonna Archives
The Drunken Files: Brenda's Birthday Bash, The Girls Visit A Nude Spa, and New Segment - Book Club: Farts Around The World
The Drunken Files: Brenda Drops the Hammer at Whole Foods, Rape Fanny Packs, and Donald Serling
The Drunken Files: Heidi Fleiss the Bird Lady, Worthless Bathroom Attendants, and New Segment - Florida's ****ed
The Drunken Files: Heidi Fleiss the Bird Lady, Worthless Bathroom Attendants, and New Segment - Florida's ****ed
The Drunken Files: Superman In A Wheelchair, Candice and Brenda Break All The Tranny Rules, and The Scumbag Rapist Comedian
The Drunken Files: Royal Bloodlines, How To Turn A Baby Into A Serial Killer, and Paula Deen's Plantation
The Drunken Files: Royal Bloodlines, How To Turn A Baby Into A Serial Killer, and Paula Deen's Plantation
The Drunken Files: Penis For A Day, Can A Rape Baby Be President, and Margot Kidder Loses Her Shit.
The Drunken Files: Dancing on the Pelvic Floor, Death by Horse Cock, and Candice's Coconut Oil Obsession Leads to Brenda's "I Have a Cream!" Speech.