I'll Be Here For Christmas

“Mommy’s little piggie.”

“Excuse me! I burped."

“There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?"

“When I wake up, I'm gettin' a CAT scan!"

“Don't be talking to me about your behind. I gave you that behind!”

“Hot Chocolate!”

“Oh, bleeding hearts of the world UNITE!”

“I think what I've got is something resembling...Gumption!”

"No cheeses for us meeces."

“Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.”

"It's Turbo Time!"

"Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?"

"I believe...I believe...It's silly, but I believe."

"Kevin!"

"I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."

"Nice work, bone daddy."

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