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It's a drought. Save water OR ELSE!
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Some of us are just too sexy. Well, now there's SMOKING!
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Need to know something about the great state of Colorado? You can count on Native Man... er whatever he's called.
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There now, don't you feel enlightened?
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How well do you know your house robot? I mean really KNOW her?
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If you donate a kidney, don't keep tabs on it.
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Don't suffer any longer. Get help now.
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Since there's not a lot of baseball happening at Coors Field, really, it's LoDo's biggest bar!
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Wait, AC in the pool? Does that work?
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Get to know our lil parasite friend here, with a salad, a burrito or lick a doorknob!
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You going to take these jokes from this clown?
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No sugar daddies we're harmed in the making of this LOL.
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The only thing worse than this heat, is some clown that thinks it's funny.
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It's HOT out there. Here's some tips to beat the heat.
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Denver is full. If you're thinking of moving here, maybe you should try UTAH!
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...no YOU'RE immature. In Your Face!
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What are you going to do with all that time?
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CLASSIC! Stay out of the hospital this weekend peeps. But if you don't say Hi to Ben as he goes in for that lightbulb.
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Getting closer to that cup... but consider the germs...
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Football... no not that one. Let's start at the beginning...
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It's almost the 4th of July, what are your plans? We take to the streets.
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Here's how to take a boring world cup soccer game and pour some AWESOME on it!
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Which is the one that's long as hell and full of taxes?
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Even if it gets you fired, some jokes... worth it.
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This isn't a mocking voice... it's all real!
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May need to wash your hands and brush your teeth after this one...
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Pharma ads have a language of their own.
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We take to the streets to hear what people think about the World Cup being in the US.
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The counselors at your kids camp are already kinda over it.
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No chicken-fights! Damn that water is cold.
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I'm sure we mean this metaphorically probably.
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Overheating can happen from Blu Tooth contact.
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Paul has very specific dietary requirements maybe.
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Why is the DIA construction project taking so long?... reasons.
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There's a dating app for everyone now... including hoarders! Introducing E-Hoard!
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As opposed to Look Minning. Well at least you tried.
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Maybe this is what Mom REALLY wants for Mothers Day.
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Happy May The 4th (be with you). "This is the podcast you're looking for".
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It's always in my hand, I just don't notice anymore.
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Possibly the funniest LOL ever. Thanks to our friend and collaborator John. Writing credit goes to him, but we like to think we were the inspiration.
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I should look at my phone to see if I should look at my phone.
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I was just dumb enough to lock myself out of the podcasting software, so trust me I know what I'm talking about here.
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Why wait till you go OUT to drink?
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Now that this is the end, what if I have questions?
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Your cat is great. But could they be better?
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Here we are in the 2026 MLB season, and the Rockies aren't quite as awful as we're used to! Good Luck Penner family!
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Isn't it cute how ridiculous the IRS is? -BOOP-
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Home by 8pm? Don't say that like its a BAD thing.
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It's gonna be a dry summer. Here's what you can do to save water. ...except the coffee part. Never mind that.
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Ready to have "THE TALK", with your kid? Hmmm... are you?
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Haven't pranked anyone yet? Here are some suggestions.
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Stock up for all the fun tomorrow on April Fools Day!
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All these acronyms... you may need to take notes on this one.
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Throwback Thursday LOL from 2014. Back when everyone was getting their pets stoned. (Not really, relax).
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It seems so simple... just GET UP and start you dumb-ass day...
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If you're into these long lines at the airport, what else would you like?
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All the robots can hear you anywhere else... wrap up in the no ads cocoon!
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The eulogy of Mr. Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris. May he RIP (Real Impossible Power).
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The future (in 2014) was... er IS, er... will be DRONES!
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Ah the historic delusion and perpetual disappointment of the citizens of Colorado. Hope can be a cruel hoax.
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WE TAKE TO THE STREETS TO FIND THE MEANING OF ST PATTY'S.
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For those of us that can't get enough o that fluff!
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The very questionable but prolly true history of Keggs and Eggs. We should raise a glass to Shamus O'Tootles at the 20th next Friday.
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Did you know that Colorado's Government is considering legalized prostitution? Just imagine!
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AI may be pretty smart, but it definitely doesn't get humans sometimes.
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Checking in with our budget correspondants at the Winter Games in Italy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We take you back to Italy for a nother update on the Winter Games.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TBT to the Summer games in Paris. Lots of sports and not enough "expertise".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Scientists are focusing on VD... Valentines Day. There are new discoveries every day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Science Minute investigates the phases of love for Valentines Day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
More budget updates from the Winter Games. Can we get a well check on Bob?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We return to our budget correspondents Chuck and Bob, bringing the Winter Games to you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Checking in on the Winter Olympics with our budget correspondants. Day -1.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Things you may overhear at the Superball Watch Party. No homophobes were harmed in the making of this LOL... we'll try harder.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TV knows how to get all their money's worth when it comes to the Super B0wl. Start early!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What you should and shouldn't do on VD this year. Part 2.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Think she's splittn' get her a KITTEN!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Valentine's Day is coming. Here's what to do and not to do.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This AI boyfriend is all TOO human.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Eorried about the natural world? Never fear, AI is here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Storm commin' in this weekend... what are you going to do while you wait it out?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How did the Broncos win the Division Championship? Well, maybe we made a little deal with the local demon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jarett Stidham (Stiddy) is the Broncos starting Quarter Back for the AFC Championship game this Sunday against the Patriots. What do we do? Stiddy As She Goes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Broncos are about to take on the Buffalo Bills, but what do we know about Buffalo?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Trouble? Just hit the Big Red Button! ...go ahead. ...hit it. It's right here. ...you got this.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Winter safety tips for the furry lil freeloaders in your life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are you going to stick with tradition and keep your lights on your house til the cows go home? MOTS.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What is going to happen in 2026? Isn't it obvious?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tired of months that have fun stuff happening in them... introducing... JANUARY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The cause of and solution to all your holiday problems!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is that the Xmas Star? Nah... it's a UFO... er maybe a posessed commet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sorry about the whole infinite spiders image staying with you forever...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A-I Santa, what could go wrong!? A-I ANYTHING what could go wrong I guess...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Grab some extra scratch for those holiday bills!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This is all Recent Holiday Movies ESPECIALLY ones made for TV. Tell me I'm wrong.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
There's a comet! Better ask scientists what it's all about.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Unless you still live at home, or you're married with your own family... you've probably got one of these on your VM.
Casa Bonita is great now... Remember the OLD Casa Bonita? Part two, The Magic Of Mexico!
We're not asking what you're going to DO with/to the clown... we'll just help you find one.
Memories from when Casa Bonita was a little edgy. Part one: The Casa Bonita Haunted House.
Traffic amongst slashers lurking outside a sorority house... would everyone stop moving to Denver please? TBT LOL from 2017.
After three quarters of terrible football, a lot of us left. We take to the streets to see what excuses people had for leaving the Bronco game early Sunday.
Brains in the US are getting hard to come by. What if you're a zombie? What then HUH? HUH!?!
How LITTLE can you do for your halloween decorations? Also, what's REALLY going to scare some people?
As is tradition in Colorado around October 1st everyone decorates their Subaru for Halloween. Yes EVERYONE!
Happy Halloween! Stay at the Motel 666. Any similarity to an actual business is wholy imagined by you.
Elon finds himself on hard times. He needs YOUR help to get back on top... won't you please give to his GOFUNDYOURSELF... er. GOFUNDME?
We take to the streets to see what people are thinking about the Broncos squad this year.
Nothing is more adrenaline packed than this Colorado outdoor pastime... is it speed skiing? Downhill mountainbiking? No... it's LEAF PEEPING!!
Only those of the highest moral character get in? Sounds like a good way to go out of business in 2025. Bad is IN! Everybody is welcome in Heaven 2.0!
LOL From 2009. Makes you think about how much you should spend on expert advice, and staplers.
Feel like the dating pool is too small? Maybe you should cast a bigger net, and try Mermen!
Non alcoholic drinks are huge right now. So who needs Oktoberfest when you could go to Mocktoberfest!?
"More than they got prarie dogs in Pueblo" should be an expression. What do you do with all these prarie dogs?
There's a beer you MUST try... or maybe not. Platte River Beer tastes JUST like you might expect.
So let's get out on the street and ask some more people what their Labor Day Weekend plans are.
Today we lay to rest yet another Colorado Rockies Baseball season. Special guest mascott Dinger The Dinosaur. At least their suffering is over.
Radioactive Shrimp From Wal-Mars! That is a baddass late night movie! BTW send your shrimp back...
Love Island, I've heard of that. Is it just exactly what I think it is? Spoiler alert...
Perry gets you stoked for Back To School by teaching you to make a compass with a bunch of items you probably wouldn't have on you if you needed a compass. Perry is done with this BS.
Perry The #2 Pencil and Back To School Spokes-Pencil, is back again to tell you how to make Back To School Funer and maybe to exact a little revenge.
Get excited for back to school kids! Your buddy Perry the #2 Pencil is back with another Tip about how to have fun with your pencil, and avoid divorce attourneys!
Throwback! Remember Perry the #2 Pencil? Getting you excited to go back to school with a back to school "tip"! These start off strong, but Perry... are you ok? More episodes coming soon, in fact, starting tomorrow!
We take to the streets to find out what local beers everyone is excited about trying at the Great American Beer Fest. We meet some characters.
Don't be the only coach in your Fantasy Football league to not have a clever name for your team. Here's some team names that have already been taken.
Classic LOL about the guy who's job it is to patch you back up after your 4th Of July "Celebrating". Ben, THANK YOU!
Throwback LOL where we take to the streets to see what people are doing for 4th Of July Weekend.
Lots of protesting going on out there these days... lets see what some of these protesters are protesting.
An open letter to The Colorado Rockies from a fellow Sucky American. This organization is SO inspiring.
Big changes announced by the city. 16th Street Mall is now 16th St. All our problems are solved. Money Well Spent!
There are lots of different Farmer's Markets around the state, each with it's own flavor!
Sometimes, you have to confront the people you love about their footwear. Be firm, but kind.
TBT LOL. Back when the entire country was moving to Colorado, we suggested that maybe there's room for all these transplants in beautiful Colorado...Springs.
Here's a money-maker... take all the furniture that CU students throw away after school is out, and sell it back to them as "vintage" in the fall!
How to live in Boulder WITHOUT a trust fund. Third attempt to pay for the duplex... this month.
That awkward moment you see your Ex. There's lots of awkward moments in the LOLs.. in fact maybe we should name them Awkward Moments. Hmmm.
Jake Tapper wrote a book called Original Sin about Joe Biden, and you'll never believe the revelation it delivers... contrary to NO ONE's belief... Joe Biden is OLD! You heard it here first.
With this whole Newark thing going on, and who knows who's left at the FAA... are you really going to get on a plane right now? Take a steamer! ...wait.
Two years ago the Nuggets won the NBA championship. Let's do it again! Also let's check out Denver's reaction to the title!
Need a rando tid-bit from yester-year? Just ask Grandpa. Grandpa, what was binge-watching like in your day?
You know when you're just sitting there nervous because the Vatican could call at any minute and make you the Pope... We feel you.
How do you make ends meet if you live in the IMPOSSIBLY expensive town of Boulder? Gotta get creative!
Behind schedule and over budget? That's ALL contractors. The selling point is that these guys will be honest about that up-front.
Another Colorado Guy Beer Review. This one we wouldn't reccomend... in fact we outright condemn what it stands for.
The next CO Guy beer review takes us to the mean streets of Aspen. It's a golden lager, and the price would imply it's made with actual gold.
Let's try another beer ofering. This time from a Manitou Springs brewery. CO Guy Beer Reviews pt 3.
People in Colorado take our beer VERY seriously. Not all beers make the cut. Part one of our CO Guy Beer Review Series. Boulder Bottlers Buffalo Stout.
We take to the streets to see what people think about the Nugget's first round opponants, the LA Clippers.
Feeling healthy? RFK Jr. can take care of that! Another health tip from RFK Jr. and his Brain Worm.
Tax Time in the US! With all the cutbacks, is there anyone at the IRS to help. Let's call and find out.
Financial Crisis looms... we take you to our financial guru Larry Patterson and his wife Karen.
Now that we have AI to tackle the planet's biggest problems, how are we going to use it?
Keggs and Eggs. It's a party. It's a tradition, but where did it come from? The pretty-sure-this-is-accurate History Of Keggs and Eggs.
If you don't believe RFK Jr. Knows Health, just ask his brain-worm! More health tips from RFK Jr. and his Brain-Worm.
More health tips from the guy who knows health, and the worm living in his brain, RFK Jr. and his Brain-Worm.
Bad things just happen... when you're stoned? Quick, get yourself some Stoner Insurance!
Think you're too broke or too late for a spring break trip? Think again! Your spring break party is waiting at the Aurora Resevoir!
Let's go to the top healthcare official in the land (and his brain-worm), and get healthy!
OK, let's try this again. How do we get people to watch local news? Let's try... CLOWNS!
Alone on Valentines Day? Grab a Brad Bot 3000. Every bit the same fixer-upper that human men are!
Local news is in a ratings slump. Trying out new things to attract an audience. Let's try pirates!
The Broncos play the Buffalo Bills Sunday in the Playoffs. But what do we really KNOW about... Buffalo?
That's 2024! The LOL will have new episodes in early January. Thanks for encouraging our behaviour. Happy Holidays!
Dying to save a little money this holiday season? YOU WILL BE! The Shopbot 9000 will take care of all your shopping, wrapping and pets this December!
Holiday traditions are different everywhere you go. Here's how we roll in Denver. Part 3.
Did you ever think about how SEXY thanksgiving is? Tinder is here to remind you... of your whole High School Class!
Holiday traditions from the people in Denver that celebrate them. Part 1 Lookout For Rudolph.
When you come out to the family at Thanksgiving... as a Vegan. I'm sure they'll understand.
What fantastic programming are they making for us on basic cable? They still have ideas right?
If you're fat, bearded and wear a red suit, there's a holiday just for you in 2 months... Halloween however suits some of us PERFECTLY!
It's not snowsports season, nor is it summer, the leaves are no longer changing... WHY is there traffic on I-70!? CDOT explains.
What do people like, and what bothers them about candidate VP Kamala Harris? We take to the streets of Denver to find out.
Sweetpea and Jeff's Travel VLOG episode One! Not sure these two are compatible travelers.
Man on the streets interviews. Taking suggestions for what sports the Rockies might be good at... it CLEARLY isn't baseball.
NEW! To find supplies and safety, our survivors hide out in a grocery store until their cover is blown.
Part three of Welcome to the Zombie Apocalypse! This episode is by FAR the least mature, and that's US talking. Tomorow the premier of Part 4! Don't miss it! 5:05PM!
Part two of our halloween retrospective... Welcome To The Zombie Apocalypse. This one is subtitled... THE HEAT. Remember the new one (Part 4) premiers Friday!
Welcome to teh Zombie Apocalypse 4 comes out Friday... let's get you back up to speed with how this whole thing started. Zombie Apocalypse 1.
In this episode of science minute we examine the small asteroid that will harmlessly tag along with Earth for the next couple of months.
Experience the BPE! Get Dr. Pumpkins, pumpkin food and pump up your pumpkins! Your friends will go out of their GOURDS!
Don't want to work? Call in sick! Don't think you can get away with it? Well now there's help! You need Dr. Kevin!
It's parent teacher conference season, and for some of us, we're about to become privy to some shocking behavior.
Like looking at the changing leaves but hate calling it "leaf peeping"? Here are some suggestions for new names!
Just jotting down all our feelings about the Broncos Season thus far... all our... dark, bleak feelings.
Putting to rest another tragic Colorado Rockies season. Special guest commentary from Dinger. RIP.
When you draft a fantasy football team, it's tradition to give it a cheeky name. Here's a list of names that have already been taken, so you can look elswhere.
Casa Bonita is about to start taking reservations. What's THAT going to be like? Let's find out!
The age old question... "What would you do with 1 Million Dolars." We take that question to the streets. Next time, we won't do it just as the Phish show lets out.
From last year. Some people don't know when to quit Fantasy Football. True friends can't let them continue like this.
Educating Coloradans about Colorado! Let's shine a spotlight on a small town nestled in between Lakewood and Littleton... Bow Mar!
The C-List Local Sport you've all been obsessed with is boiling to a head! The Beer-League Kickball Playoffs of the front range are about to KICK Off!
The parenting industry has been soaking you for years on all sorts of things! Well now your baby can be wrinkle free!
Do you tend to get injured, or just do stupid things when you're stoned? Looks like you need Stoner Mutual Insurance... stoner.
Is this a lot of updates from the Summer Games? Maybe, but we sent someone all the way to Paris maybe.
Checking in with Shane and Bob, our Olympic correspondants in Paris. What's happening at the summer games?
With the number of sports NBC needed comentators for, it's no wonder they reached out to Snoop Dogg... but sometimes, they scraped the bottom of the barel to find "experts" to walk us through the action.
What kind of stuff goes down in a neighborhood just like yours? The suburbs are a battleground!
We take to teh streets and see what people are most excited to see in the summer games in Paris.
Sad News that Herman's Hideaway is closing it's doors. We'll miss this local music landmark, so we thought you'd like to learn a little more about it's history.
TBT LOL from 2015. Remember Rain? Hopefully in 2024 Noah is selling fire extinguishers.
Steve Danger and his trusty advisor Doobers explore the art of mushroom forraging. G'luck!
Takin it to the streets to see what people think about this "Heat Dome" effect. Hot enough for you?
Don't spend money and drive to Wyoming to get your fireworks, make them yourself! WHAT could go wrong?
Flip flops that find treasure and bring it right to your feet... er foot! Where do you get a pair!?
Denver's newest auto service chain. Why pay more? If you need it done maybe, go to Iffylube!
Want to go rafting but don't want to drive all the way out of town to do it? Raft GLOBEVILLE!
There are a variety of Farmers Markets in Colorado, each with their own specialized products and vibe. Here's your guide.
Learn about your state. Coloradopedia spotlights Maybell a town near the Northwest corner of the state.
Everyone loves the Choco Taco... but do you know it's rich history? Neither do we, but here goes nothin'! TBT LOL from 2015.
Bo Nix is the name of the new Broncos QB. What kind of a name is Bo Nix? We took to the streets to get your take.
The Nuggets are up agains The Minnesota Timberwolves in the next round of the NBA Playoffs... but what do we REALLY know about... Minnesota?
Throwback from 2019. After Mile High Music Fest, Grandoozy, and Riot Fest all stopped... what Music Festivals were left in Denver? This one somehow survived.
Who's going to tell their doctor the truth? They'll just get all judgy and "concerned with your health."
Kids need something to do this summer? How about Camp Rockies? For a fee they can play baseball all summer for the ACTUAL Colorado Rockies!
We ask people on the street what they think of the Denver Broncos new Uniforms for 2024.
Steve Danger and his trusty side-kick Doobers explore the field of insect removal, and violent hallucinations.
Love to snack, but you're tired of not being able to hold snacks in your shoes! Finally there's help!