Dont Chat To Me: Recent Episodes
Dont Chat To Me
eavesdrop on our convos! random thoughts and discussions from 2 girls trying to figure out life in the dunya! We discuss the good, the bad and the ugly of growing up in a city far far into the deep dark depths of GB! So listen along to find out if these premature adults can survive and try balance life being a girl, brown, hijabi, student, doctor, pilot, spelling bee champ, surrogate mother... Disclaimer: please do not hold any of the following recordings against us. if you would like to take our views, comments and opinions personally, then feel free to do so.
Unfortunatlely SOMEONE had to rush back home, so short and sweet motivational reminder from samah, to pick yourself up and keep moving during testing times.
Been a while, alot of travelling updates, we caught up alot on samahs holidays and Tias. Hopefully more podcasts soon guys inshaAllah.
Wakil shuts down samahs dreams of becoming a hafiza, we discuss tips and motivation to learn the quran on a regs
In this episode we share our ramadan goals and how different ramadan will be since we are all out our moms house.
Its been a mission to finally sit down together and chat about the ups and downs of the past 2 months. Madness. Me and samah share bits and bobs. Appi also talks ladies and babies
In this episode, zaynab gets a teacher telling off, she says she will miss tia, and gets big sister advice from leah of how to steer her life in the right direction. Shes a good kiddeh, shes got the correct mindset, shes a diamond in a rough situation. Were all here for ya zaynab!
WE ARE REUNITED!!! YAYYYY, samah shares some gems from her 2.5 weeks being married to tia
Samah reunites with her wolf pack! In this episode we have a lot of special guests, our brothers delve into parenting, mental strength, Andrew tutti and more…
Samahs mendhi night! Samah spends her last sleepover with her beloved brothers, she tells all on how blessed the vibes were
Triggering tia with tears…Samah waits behind a car with hazard lights. Samah rages at a range rover. Gettin too big for her boots with P plates.
Samah chats about how her brothers are too funny and irreplacable. Samah says how we need to stay strong and see the good. Also dont kill your mother in law. We also say how we know our new chapter will bring us closer to deen regardless of good or bad times.
Carpool kareoke!!! Samah chats about reflecting on her memories with her brothers. And also how mad close we are. Tia teaches samah to reverse park!
Newly wed, share a bed? Samah and kadz talk about their emotional side when departing from family.
Samah has a change of heart, its her last week with us, so why not make it hype and just enjoy it as much as we can eh?
In this episode tia shares a VERY GOOD IDEA! Everyone should have a dua journal, never forget what was answered and how long it took for certain duas to get their answer. Duas really do come true
Samah shares her experience on being told NO for the first time. How that hurt her feelings and was a tough pill to swallow. But she ended up realising she was infact being a brat.
In this episode fatima tells us how her life has transformed by duas and trusting the Lords plan. She tells us her miracle story on finding her new car. And her journey to islam
In this episode, we celebrate samahs bridal shower and share our highlights of 2022, and what goals we want to achieve in 2023
Samah aint the only one who passed…. 🪦GOOD NEWS FOR THE BAD… CONGRATULATIONS SAMAH, EVERYONE IS PROUD OF YOU. TAKING OVER THE ROAD!!!! BEEP BEEP
In this episode we are proud of eachother and take on khadeejahs advice on appreciating your surroundings during “stressful” times
Ayra shares her random thoughts, giggles and her biggest problem in life is an itchy ankle
This episode appi shits words of wisdom on how DUMB me and samah were back in old podcasts and how far we have come. Topics: tawwakul, trust, marriage, bonds, overthinking
The devil works hard ladies…. And he is good at his job. Samahs advise to those wanting to improve their deen.
Happily ever after (… we hope). This episode we discuss how we are figuring out our feelings at the big age of being in our 20s…. Lust and pixie dust!
Samah and me dive into our notes in the past. What troubled our younger selves? Samah who suffered with lil-b*tch disease describes how her immunity has boosted over the years.
Its been a WHILE since we seen eachother, we catch up on our feels, situations and how happy we are for everyone. Samah discusses how her career change was the best direction in life. Its an emotional one!
Well that was quick, simple, easy, miraculous, blessed not stressed. Perfect end to the day and start to the week. S4/19
Welcome back fatima!!! In this episode we start our first wedding dress shop for samahs christmas party (wink wink), samah says how her perspective and outlook on herself and others has changed and improved AlHamdullilah!!!S4/18
REflecting back on our first podcast of 2022, and family fortunes. We embrace the amazing news of appi movings into her new crib.
wakil chats to us about how his life has panned out, the role he would like to take, his routine and role model… and gives us advice on fixing up as the older family members
Mothers advice for us girls. How to tune into our feminine energy. also Blossom into being ladies, wives, siblings, mothers.
AM I THE GUARDIAN ANGEL OR CHRIST? .FIZA OPENS UP ABOUT HER DEPRESSION. Fiza spills beans on her sins and somehow its my fault apparently.S4,ep 13
Samahs health craze and £17 smoothie. Sneak peak to saudi stories. Samahs struggle with being feminine
CONGRATULATIONS SAMAH, REACHED A MILESTONE. TIA CONFRATS ON COMPLETING TRAINING TOO. CELEBRATE
Samah goes into how she plucked uo the courage to TELL THE TRUTH for once. She gives advice on those who are ungrateful
Hosted by BOXER KHABIBBBBB, words of wisdom and gems that a concerned loving father shares with his princesses!
Time to be selfish and rightfully so. Give importance to yourself. You are your own main character in YOUR WORLD
Hows the first trimester of the year gone. Quite wacky to be fair. MR. TUMBLEEEEE… Samah tells us the 2 new most embarassing events of HER LIFE. And tia shares her traumatic emotional rollecoaster of events this year.
recorded in manchester. On tias birthday. Appi shares her battle from within, and i aint chattin bout the post partum gas issues
Hadiths to stick by till death do us part. this is all about patience and mentality to keep. Real gems for the real ones!!!
Exclusive gossip with fiesty fiza, tells all about uni, her insecurities and how cool she is. This hottest girl in town, has pride in her step…. But little people know what its like to walk in her clunky ass big ass shoes. Xoxo GOSSIP GIRL
THROWBACK TO THE NIGHT OF THE MENDHI. OUR THOUGHTS ON BIG BOY SISTER MARRIED AND OFF AND GONE. GET OUT. RIGHT NOW. ITS THE END OF YOU AND ME. ITS TOO LATE AND I CANT WAIT FOR U TO BE GONE. CUZ I KNOW… ABOUT HER … AND I WONDER
In this episode samah thinks tia is a sociopath, does she EVER have a bad feeling bone in her bubu body? We discuss gifts that keep on giving- ad wont bloody stop! Samah chats about why kindness is a key part of deen- DO IT FOR THE DEED! tia back tracks on wanting more friends in life.
Part 2 from previous. Samah shites out some solid gems in this one. samah talks about how she is “so not the same person last year”
WERE BLOODY BACK AND ON TRACK! The dua dream team once again come together to reconcile and discuss tia transition from student to … well basically another type of student AHAAAA. New action plans and lads holidays
Fiza tells us her life goals 2021 (kinda). Tia chats about her mood and how she feels overworked. Tias impressions too!
Evaluation if january... THE MONTH HAS GONE FAST... we discuss our islamic goals after being lectured by habib
Well this was embarassing after re listening to our first 2020 podcast in february......wow face palm
Comfort zone is a killer!!!its just different. No bad vibes. Just ambition and we both dont want to leave 2020 as the same person. The world just aint worth the worry.
Moods have changed. Lifes gotten real. Not always pessimism but also not optimism..... confusing stage of life for tia and samah.
POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON STARTING UNI. NEW GOALS AND WAYS TO IMPROVE OUR DEEN AND MINDSET. THIS ONES A GOOD ONE SAMAH!! . We talk about how we want to better our deen for uni, and also is piety equates to being prestige???
SOS. Samah save meh!! Ahhh cant hold it in- ive lost it in life- dont feel good :( give me sympathy, cry me a river!)
REACH FOR THE STARS, CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN HIGH! Enough is enough!!!!We discuss how 2020 did us dirty. And how weve had no improvements in life. We list our goals and ways to change in time for 2021. New and updated
In this episode we sit 2 metres apart. we reflect on ramadan, if it was accepted or not, we talk about how lockdown has shrivelled our brains and how we want to change our lives and progress, as new exciting scary things approach us as “were not gettin any younger!!” .
We talk about our peaks and troughs of ramadan motivation, duas, loopy hours before sehri, and yhh this ones for samah!
RAMADAN IS ROUND THE CORNER!!! So we chat about resolutions and goals. Also whats scarier than corona virus?- BOYS.
Back and better than NEVER, gymmie neutrons, tryna set new 2020 goals and revelations!!! Me and samah realise we cannot RUN AWAY FROM REALITYYYYY. LIFE GONNA HIT US IN THE FACE, WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOTTTTT
in this episode we discuss being comfortable around boys and the culture shock when we left an all girls school to a mixed environment.
Samah discusses how she took a chance on Tia and 16 years later we now have a podcast.
we talk about holding back on our true personalities when meeting new people
in this episode Samah dicusses how she uses people to her advantage, how she can easily get along with the male species as she is the only daughter.
disclaimer: LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED as Samah lets one out
in this episode we talk about growing up in a girls school. How Tia finds it hard to make friend. People who put us down and how we DON'T want to mix with them. Also how Samah is social butterfly and Tia is quite the opposite.
In this episode we discuss how uni can question your own intelligence and capabilities, How competition is a THING and the annoying people who always want to compare and beat you.
in this episode
i apologise in advance if Tia comes across stuck up, she is NOT looking down on you- its just the accent. we understand everyone is struggling with Deen in different ways, your weakness may not be my weakness, your strengths are not my strengths, each to their own.
we discuss how death has been common in young people recently and how we wont be surprised if we died before 25,
we discuss our priorities, struggles of praying in uni and how we need to not look at it like a chore.
In this episode, Tia comes down to the root of her obsession with drugs and miraculously makes a remarkable conclusion.
we discuss how islam has stopped us from doing ALOT of things and are we really missing out in the fun of life?
mental health is also discussed briefly discussed.
How loyal, is too loyal?
Am i cheating on my imaginary husband?
Why do i care so much?
In this episode we discuss our self worth and why we have been second guessing ourselves (well Tia has, not Sam), growing up in today's age where beauty sells and gets you places. A sufferer of LBD and BDD, talks on how her journey to feel beautiful in hijab, isn't exactly going to plan.
In this episode (following up from the last)mainly Does wearing the uniform of Islam guilt trip us to be better Muslims from the outside to within? we discuss how is it possible to make new life long friends at 20-something yrs old and how online social media couples are the opposite of goals.
1) In this episode we come to the realisation that we are bad people. We discuss how we treat being Muslims like a 9-5 job, and how we want to change in order to make it a lifestyle. And does hard work beat talent in being successful in this life? the recording ends suddenly because I've broken down a long recording into many episodes. welcome to our podcast btw.