Roll To Seize: A Warhammer 40K Podcast: Recent Episodes
Partial Arc
This podcast is about celebrating everything truly crazy and ridiculously awesome about the Warhammer 40k universe. If you like roleplaying games, listen to us try to survive our inquisitor's missions in Dark Heresy. If you enjoy wargaming, we recap our biggest and often hilarious missteps from the miniature wargame, Warhammer 40,000. And of course, if you ever wanted to attend a Wych Arena in Commorragh, we've got you covered with 40k Arena. No matter what, if you love the grim dark, this is the podcast for you.
We've got seizes to share, lists to plan, and a grim dark sunset to ride off into. It's our show's finale! Thank you to everyone who has supported us over these 5 years and listened each month to our terrible mistakes and mostly ridiculous lists. You've all been amazing. Till next time...
A big announcement this episode as we reveal this being our second to last episode for Roll to Seize. We get into some seizes of the month and talk about how the FAQ has impacted list-building across the board.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Budget your psychic power CP!
Andrew: Our first "universal seize" about knowing when to go all in on an army
Crystal Stacks:
Jay and Andrew run through various armies and how the new FAQ unlocked a lot of cool ways you could craft lists and which armies benefited the most from it.
While we wait for the big FAQ, we're back with another episode and Jay and Andrew are still screwing up. In our Crystal Stacks segment, the boys test how stealthy an entire mechanized GSC force can be! Seizes of the Month: Jay: It's important to read the fine print of a tournament pack...so maybe...do that! Andrew: Be sure to budget those command points! Crystal Stacks: Jay and Andrew apply the rule of cool to a Genestealer Cult list and answer the questions, can you go full Goliath and win? The answer... may surprise you. GSC Bladed Cog Brigade * HQ: Jackal Alphus: jackal sniper rifles - 70 * HQ: Primus: needle pistol, bonesword, toxin injector claw, blasting charges - 75 * HQ: Magus: Force Stave - 80 * Troops: x10 Neophyte Hybrids: x6 autoguns, x2 mining lasers, x2 grenade launchers, blasting charges - 80 * Troops: x10 Neophyte Hybrids: x6 autoguns, x2 mining lasers, x2 grenade launchers, blasting charges - 80 * Troops: x10 Neophyte Hybrids: x6 autoguns, x2 mining lasers, x2 grenade launchers, blasting charges - 80 * Troops: x5 Acolyte Hybrids: x5 hand flamers, x5 rending claws and cultist knives, blasting charges, demolition charge - 45 * Troops: x5 Acolyte Hybrids: x5 hand flamers, x5 rending claws and cultist knives, blasting charges, demolition charge - 45 * Troops: x5 Acolyte Hybrids: x5 hand flamers, x5 rending claws and cultist knives, blasting charges, demolition charge - 45 * Elite Kelermorph: x3 liberator autostubs - 60 * Elite Sanctus: silenced sniper rifle - 60 * Elite Nexos: autopistol - 50 * Fast Attack: Achilles Ridgerunner: heavy mining laser, x2 heavy stubbers, spotter - 84 * Fast Attack: Achilles Ridgerunner: heavy mining laser, x2 heavy stubbers, spotter - 84 * Fast Attack: Achilles Ridgerunner: heavy mining laser, x2 heavy stubbers, spotter - 84 * Heavy Support: Goliath Rockgrinder: heavy mining laser, drilldozer blade, heavy stubber, cache of demo charges - 115 * Heavy Support: Goliath Rockgrinder: heavy mining laser, drilldozer blade, heavy stubber, cache of demo charges - 115 * Heavy Support: Goliath Rockgrinder: heavy mining laser, drilldozer blade, heavy stubber, cache of demo charges - 115 * Transport Goliath Truck: twin autocannon, heavy stubber, cache of demo charges - 82 * Transport Goliath Truck: twin autocannon, heavy stubber, cache of demo charges - 82 * Transport Goliath Truck: twin autocannon, heavy stubber, cache of demo charges - 82
GSC Rusted Claw Outrider * HQ: Jackal Alphus: jackal sniper rifles - 70 * Fast Attack: x6 Atalan Jackals: wolfquad, x5 shotguns and demo charges, mining laser - 102 * Fast Attack: x6 Atalan Jackals: wolfquad, x5 shotguns and demo charges, mining laser - 102 * Fast Attack: x6 Atalan Jackals: wolfquad, x5 shotguns and demo charges, mining laser - 102
TOTAL: 1989
Another tournament has come and gone and Jay and Andrew are still making terrible mistakes. In our new Crystal Stacks segment, the boys seem to have found a new home, and take a moment to enjoy it by talking about a listener requested list! Visit our online store for t-shirts and more merchandise! https://www.redbubble.com/people/partialarc
Click on 'Portfolio' to see the full catalogue of designs! Seizes of the Month: Jay: Don't overcommit your whole army to kill... one thing. Andrew: Sometimes Deathwatch doesn't want to deep strike. Crystal Stacks: Jay and Andrew take on a listeners request to take a Tempestus Scion army and dial it up to 11! Will there be a lot of hot-shot las? You better believe it! Hot Shots List: Requested by Apple Peel Battalion Detachment * HQ Tempestor Prime: frag and krak grenades, tempestus command rod 45
* HQ Tempestor Prime: frag and krak grenades, tempestus command rod 45
* Troops x5 Tempestus Scions: x3 hot-shot lasguns, x2 plasma guns, frag and krak grenades, vox caster 67
* Troops x5 Tempestus Scions: x3 hot-shot lasguns, x2 plasma guns, frag and krak grenades, vox caster 67
* Troops x5 Tempestus Scions: x3 hot-shot lasguns, x2 plasma guns, frag and krak grenades, vox caster 67
* Elite x9 Bullgryns: x9 bullgryn mauls, x5 brute shields, x4 slab shields 378
Battalion Detachment * HQ Primaris Psyker: force stave, las pistol 46 * HQ Primaris Psyker: force stave, las pistol 46 * Troops x10 Tempestus Scions: x6 hot-shot lasguns, x4 meltaguns, frag and krak grenades, vox caster 146 * Troops x10 Tempestus Scions: x6 hot-shot lasguns, x4 meltaguns, frag and krak grenades, vox caster 146 * Troops x10 Tempestus Scions: x6 hot-shot lasguns, x4 meltaguns, frag and krak grenades, vox caster 146 * Elite x10 Crusaders: power swords, storm shields 110 * Elite x10 Crusaders: power swords, storm shields 110 * Elite x10 Crusaders: power swords, storm shields 110 * Elite Ministorum priest: chainsword, frag and krak grenades 35 * Elite Ministorum priest: chainsword, frag and krak grenades 35
Vanguard Detachment * HQ Tempestor Prime: frag and krak grenades, tempestus command rod 45 * Elite x10 Ratling Snipers: sniper rifles 90 * Elite x10 Ratling Snipers: sniper rifles 90 * Elite x10 Ratling Snipers: sniper rifles 90
We're back from holy Terra and fresh off of LVO 2019! Do we have a ton of seizes? You bet. Are they all our fault? Of course. Will we learn? Find out! Also, we take some time at the end to talk about the new lists and new factions we'll be taking on in 2019! Seizes of the Month: Jay: If you can kill a Castellan....do it! Andrew: Turns out, LVO wasn't 100% Custodes bikes Hall B-9 Magic! (we are so very lost): Jay and Andrew take a look at the new factions and lists they'll be working on in the coming months. Both include a lot more conversions than you'd expect!
It's that special time of year, when Jay and Andrew not only discuss their faults from previous tournaments, but more importantly, mentally and physically (like push ups maybe?) prepare for the Las Vegas Open, the biggest Warhammer 40k tournament in the world. So come with us on this magical journey as we explore this tournament's biggest threats and discuss what lists we're bringing to take them down.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Don't be overly aggressive towards -2 to hit flyers...it doesn't end well
Andrew: Don't switch armies last minute...definitely don't do it like 3 times in a row
Mystery Wardrobe (Technically a closet):
Jay and Andrew dive deep into their list building process and share their two LVO lists. Will they be successful? Can they make the top 8 (probably not)? Find out next month!
Chapter Approved and Vigilus have dropped and the changes are pretty great, meanwhile, Jay and Andrew continue to miss the mark at their local tournament. In the Brown Library, Andrew goes full Primaris!
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: If you can trap a gunline in close combat...DO IT
Andrew: Never try to out-robot the master of robots
Brown Library:
With the many point drops in Chapter Approved, Andrew puts the G-man on the front line along with a host of Intercessors to back him up. Check out if this cardboard crusade has enough punch and surprise to make it to the top tables.
Cardboard Crusade List 1: Ultramarines Battalion * Chaplain Venerable Dreadnought: x2 dreadnought fists, x2 storm bolters 174 * Chaplain Venerable Dreadnought: x2 dreadnought fists, x2 storm bolters 174 * Chaplain Venerable Dreadnought: x2 dreadnought fists, x2 storm bolters 174 * x10 Intercessors: auto bolt rifles, x2 aux. grenade launchers 190 * x10 Intercessors: auto bolt rifles, x2 aux. grenade launchers 190 * x10 Intercessors: bolt rifles, x2 aux. grenade launchers 170 * x10 Intercessors: bolt rifles, x2 aux. grenade launchers 170 * x10 Intercessors: stalker bolt rifles, x2 aux. grenade launchers 190 * Primaris Ancient: Relic: Standard of the Emporer Ascendant 69
Super Heavy Aux * Roboute Guilliman 400
Cardboard Crusade List 2: Ultramarines Battalion * Chaplain Venerable Dreadnought: x2 dreadnought fists, x2 storm bolters 174 * Chaplain Venerable Dreadnought: x2 dreadnought fists, x2 storm bolters 174 * x10 Intercessors: auto bolt rifles, x2 aux. grenade launchers 190 * x10 Intercessors: bolt rifles, x2 aux. grenade launchers 170 * x10 Intercessors: bolt rifles, x2 aux. grenade launchers 170 * Primaris Ancient: Relic: Standard of the Emporer Ascendant 69
Ultramarines Battalion * Chaplain Venerable Dreadnought: x2 dreadnought fists, x2 storm bolters 174 * Primaris Captain: master crafted stalker bolt rifle 92 * x5 Intercessors: stalker bolt rifles, aux. grenade launchers 95 * x10 Intercessors: stalker bolt rifles, x2 aux. grenade launchers 190 * x5 Intercessors: stalker bolt rifles, aux. grenade launchers 95
Super Heavy Aux * Roboute Guilliman 400
We finally did it! The Wrath & Story Patreon is LIVE! Head to https://www.patreon.com/wrathandstory to get access to exclusive content, like our very first bonus episode!
Chapter Approved is just around the corner as Jay and Andrew hold their breath for big changes. Meanwhile, they continue to make mistakes at their local tournament. In the Brown Library, we go full greenskin and ramshackle together an army worthy of Gork AND Mork.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Despite their size, a grot is a surprisingly good blocker.
Andrew: Don't put your shooty units near their stabby units.
Brown Library:
After taking a much closer look at the Ork codex, Andrew has concocted a truly terrifying and stompy list. Does it have a big robot? Maybe. Does it have a ton of robots? I mean, probably.
Romper Stomper List:
Evil Suns Spearhead
- Big Mek: kustom force field, slugga, choppa 75
- Morkanaut: x2 rokkit launchas, x2 twin big shootas, kustom mega zappa, kustom mega blasta, klaw of gork(mork) 310
- x3 Deff Dreads: x4 dread klaws 345
- x3 Deff Dreads: x4 dread klaws 345
Deff Skullz Battalion * Big Mek: Shokk attack gun 80 * Big Mek: shokk attack gun 80 * x10 grots 30 * x10 grots 30 * x10 grots 30 * x6 killa kanz: rokkit launchas, drillaz 312 * x6 killa kanz: rokkit launchas, drillaz 312
TOTAL: 1949
The Ork codex has arrived and we celebrate the debut of the greenskins with a few highlights as we try to forget yet another month of some terrible mistakes from our local tournament. In the Brown Library, we try to keep our minds off our haunted surroundings by going full wolf with a brand new Space Wolves list!
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Necron tesla certainly can be quite....shocking!
Andrew: Putting all your eggs in one basket is bad, but setting that basket on fire is worse
Brown Library:
To celebrate Halloween we thought, what's scarier than an army of literal werewolves? Not much it turns out, especially when you've got a million auras to buff you beyond comprehension! Needless to say, the pups of Russ are in full force in this month's list.
Thriller Horde:
Space Wolves Battalion
- HQ Krom Dragongaze 90
- HQ Harald Deathwolf: Warlord, Saga of the Wolfkin 188
- Troops x6 Blood Claws: power axe, bolt pistols and chainswords 83
- Troops x6 Blood Claws: power axe, bolt pistols and chainswords 83
- Troops x6 Blood Claws: power axe, bolt pistols and chainswords 83
Space Wolves Outrider
- HQ Canis Wolfborn 125
- Elite Lukas the Trickster 110
- Elite Murderfang 170
- Elite x10 Wulfen: Frost Claws 430
- Fast Attack x6 Thunderwolf Cavalry: thunderhammer, storm shield 396
- Fast Attack x15 Fenresian Wolves 120
- Fast Attack x15 Fenresian Wolves 120
TOTAL: 1998
It's experimental month here at Roll to Seize as Jay and Andrew recount their wild lists and how they screwed up at last month's tournament. In our Brown Library segment, our boys look at the CP battery faction and ask, can it be more and the answer is... yes, obviously.
Seizes of the Month:Jay: Never underestimate a Deathshroud Terminator.
Andrew: Adding more of a bad unit doesn't always make it better.
Brown Library:With Imperial Guard CP batteries appearing everywhere, Jay and Andrew look to the age old Leman Russ to breath some new life back into the Astra Militarum meta.
Tank You Very Much List:
Cadian Spearhead
- HQ Knight commander Pask: Punisher gatling cannon, lascannon 217
- HQ Tank Commander: Punisher gatling cannon, heavy bolter 195
- HQ Tempestor Prime: Rod of command, Relic: Lawrels of command 45
- Troops x10 Tempestus Scions: x10 hot-shot lasguns 100
- Troops x10 Tempestus Scions: x10 hot-shot lasguns 100
- Troops x10 Tempestus Scions: x10 hot-shot lasguns 100
- Heavy Support Leman Russ: punisher gatling cannon, heavy bolter 156
- Heavy Support Leman Russ: punisher gatling cannon, heavy bolter 156
- Heavy Support Leman Russ: punisher gatling cannon, heavy bolter 156
Catachan Outrider
-
HQ Primaris Psyker: Force Stave 40
-
Fast Attack Hellhound: inferno cannon, heavy flamer 110
- Fast Attack Hellhound: inferno cannon, heavy flamer 110
- Fast Attack Hellhound: inferno cannon, heavy flamer 110
Super Heavy Aux
- LoW Shadowsword: volcanno cannon, twin heavy bolter 404
TOTAL: 1999
Strap in as we celebrate our 50th episode and recap one of our biggest local tournaments of the year, Hammer of Wrath! Did we make some mistakes...oh boy did we. In our Brown Library segment, we look ahead to what the hive mind might have brewing just around the corner.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: If your models actually make it to the table, they have a much higher chance of doing something
Andrew: Chaos Daemons are a lot craftier than you think!
Brown Library:
In honor of the recent Tooth & Claw release, Jay and Andrew pledge themselves to the four-armed emperor as they explore the current state of Genestealer Cult and what we could see coming in their eventual release later this year. Birthday Surprise List: Cult Battalion * Primus 76 * Primus 76 * Acolyte Iconward, relic: Icon of the cult ascendant 53 * x20 acolyte hybrids, x8 rock saws, icon 352 * x15 acolyte hybrids, x6 rock drills, icon 365 * x10 neophyte hybrids, shotguns 50 * x20 Purestrain genestealers, purestrain talons 300
Cult Battalion * Magus 73 * Magus 73 * Patriarch, Warlord: Focus of Adoration 150 * x10 neophyte hybrids, shotguns 50 * x10 neophyte hybrids, x8 autoguns, heavy team, autocannon 65 * x10 neophyte hybrids, x8 autoguns, heavy team, autocannon 65 * Goliath truck, heavy stubber, twin autocannon 107 * Goliath truck, heavy stubber, twin autocannon 107
TOTAL: 1962
Another tournament has come and gone and the mistakes keep on coming. In the Brown Library, we dive headfirst into the noble houses of the Imperial Knights and things start to get real "Thriller" up in here.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Turns out it's really hard to slow down a towering robotic monstrosity.
Andrew: If you can kill a Magnus....always...always kill a Magnus.
Brown Library:
Jay and Andrew discuss the incredible houses of the Imperial Knights and just how exciting and even terrifying their relics and stratagems can be. Ever seen an unkillable war machine before? Don't worry, we've got you covered. Knights of the Cog List: House Taranis LoW Detachment * Knight Castellan: Plasma Decimator, Volcano Lance, x2 siegebreaker cannons, x2 shieldbreaker missiles, Warord Trait:(TBD), Relic: (TBD) 604 * Armiger Helverin: x2 helverin autocannons, heavy stubber 174 * Armiger Helverin: x2 helverin autocannons, heavy stubber 174
House Vulker LoW Auxillary
- Knight Crusader: Rapid Fire Battle Cannon, Avenger Gatling Cannon, heavy stubber, heavy flamer, Warord Trait:(TBD), Relic: Endless Fury 481
- Armiger Warglaive: reaper chain cleaver, thermal spear, meltagun 177
- Armiger Warglaive: reaper chain cleaver, thermal spear, meltagun 177
Ad Mech Stygies Battalion * Tech Priest enginseer, servo arm, las pistol, omnisian axe 37 * Tech Priest enginseer, servo arm, las pistol, omnisian axe 37 * x5 skitarii rangers, galvannic rifle 35 * x5 skitarii rangers, galvannic rifle 35 * x5 skitarii rangers, galvannic rifle 35
TOTAL: 1966
The boys are back with a new tournament under their belt and plenty of ridiculous mistakes along the way. In the Brown Library, we've got another wild one with Jay taking the lead on this month's list and driving us straight to clown town.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Khorne does not care from where the blood flows... remember that
Andrew: Creating your own kill box is not a great strategy
Brown Library:
Jay and Andrew open up the doors of the Black Library and discuss the mysterious ninja clowns themselves, the Harlequins. With 3 masques, 3 relics, and some crazy stratagems, this might be a truly dangerous list.
The Last Laugh List: Soaring Spite Battalion
- HQ Troupe Master / Caress / Fusion Pistol / Prismatic grenades - 86
- HQ Shadowseer / Mistave / Shuriken Pistol / Prismatic grenades - 125
- Troops 3x Troupe (5) / Fusion Pistol (5) / Harlequin Blade (5) / Prismatic grenades - 330
- Transport 3x Starweaver / Shuriken Cannons (2) - 297
- Fast 1x Skyweavers (5) / Zephyrglaive (5) / Haywire Cannons (5) - 255
Frozen Stars Battalion * HQ Troupe Master / Caress / Shuriken Pistol / Prismatic grenades - 77 * HQ Troupe Master / Caress / Fusion Pistol / Prismatic grenades - 86 * Troops 3x Troupe (5) / 5 Caress / Shuriken Pistol (5) / Prismatic grenades - 300 * Transport 3x Starweaver / Shuriken Cannons (2) - 297 * Elite Solitaire / Caress / Kiss - 98
Dreaming Shadow Auxiliary Support
- Elite Death Jester / Shrieker Cannon - 45
TOTAL: 1996
Its been a weird month and for some reason, both Andrew and Jay were unable to navigate the shifting pathways of the webway to make it to this previous month's tournament. Is it possible they still found plenty of ways to make mistakes? Absolutely! In the Brown Library, we've gotten a listener request to focus on one specific unit, which perfectly coincides with a recently dropped codex!
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Never go half clown!
Andrew: It's OK to bring bolters now! We promise!
Brown Library:
Jay and Andrew take a long look at the Primaris Aggressor and how a little Deathwatch goes a LONG WAY for this unit. We break down a new Deathwatch Primaris army and it's surprisingly terrifying!
Too Aggressor Too Furious List: Deathwatch Battalion * HQ Watch Captain with jump pack, thunder hammer, storm shield, Relic: Tome 129 * HQ Watch Captain with jump pack, thunder hammer, storm shield 129 * Troops x5 intercessors, bolt rifles, x4 aggressors, boltstorm gauntlets, grenade launchers, inceptor, x2 plasma exterminators 302 * Troops x5 intercessors, bolt rifles, x4 aggressors, boltstorm gauntlets, grenade launchers, inceptor, x2 plasma exterminators 302 * Troops x5 intercessors, bolt rifles, x4 aggressors, boltstorm gauntlets, grenade launchers, inceptor, x2 plasma exterminators 302
SM Salamanders Battalion
- HQ Chaplain venerable dreadnought, twin lascannon, dreadnought combat weapon, storm bolter 214
- HQ Chaplain venerable dreadnought, twin lascannon, dreadnought combat weapon, storm bolter 214
- HQ Chaplain venerable dreadnought, twin lascannon, dreadnought combat weapon, storm bolter 214
- Troops x5 scouts, bolters 55
- Troops x5 scouts, bolters 55
- Troops x5 scouts, bolters 55
TOTAL:1971
Games Workshop has released their biggest FAQ to date making this, essentially, Edition 8.5. We talk a lot about the changes, but of course, we give plenty of time to discuss our many mistakes in the local tournament scene. In the Brown Library, we pull a switcheroo and Jay's crafted a list, courtesy of the insane Necron tactician, Nemesor Zahndrekh.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: The Drukhari are BACK and boy oh boy are they tough.
Andrew: If a knight has a 3+ Invulnerable...maybe shoot at something else.
Brown Library:
Jay and Andrew delve into the history and tactics of the Necrons' greatest bromance, Nemesor Zahndrekh and Vargard Obyron. This insane general and best pal have been waiting a long time for the opportunity to strike, and with this FAQ, they just might have it.
Sautek Shuffle List: Sautek Battalion: HQ - Nemesor Zahndrekh - 180 HQ - Vargard Obyron - 140 HQ - Cryptek / Chronomotron (Veil of Darkness) - 95 Troops - x20 Necron Warriors / Gauss Flayers - 240 Troops - x8 Necron Immortals / Tesla Carbines - 136 Troops - x8 Necron Immortals / Tesla Carbines - 136 Elites - x20 Flayed Ones - 340 Elites - C'Tan Shard of the Deceiver - 225 Sautek Super-Heavy Auxiliary: LoW - Tesseract Vault - 496 TOTAL: 1988
Games Workshop has just dropped a ton of new sneak peaks as well as two hot new codexes. We dive in and try to forget the mistakes we continue to make at our monthly tournament. In the Brown Library, we put the fury back in the classic list and get Tau ready for 8th Edition.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Heroic intervention is a thing...and it can really screw up your tricky combat plans
Andrew: If you've got one lynchpin in your army...maybe hide that lynchpin
Brown Library:
Jay and Andrew take a long look at 8th Edition Tau, drop the riptides, and dig in on some surprisingly strong units. And sure, there are plenty of strong Septs like T'au or Bork'an, but for this month, we make ol' Aun'shi proud and make a strong case for the fast, the deadly, Vior'la. Fish of Fury 2.0 List: Viorla Battalion HQ Aun'shi 60 HQ Coldstar Commander, x4 flamers, Relic: nuke flamer 122 Troops x5 breachers, pulse blasters 35 Troops x5 breachers, pulse blasters 35 Troops x5 breachers, pulse blasters 35 Transport Devilfish, x2 gun drones, burst cannon 112 Transport Devilfish, x2 gun drones, burst cannon 112 Transport Devilfish, x2 gun drones, burst cannon 112 Viorla Battalion HQ Coldstar Commander, x4 fusion blasters, Relic: Onager gauntlet 174 HQ Ethereal, honour blade 45 Troops x5 breachers, pulse blasters 35 Troops x5 breachers, pulse blasters 35 Troops x5 breachers, pulse blasters 35 Fast Attack x5 piranhas, burst cannon, x2 gun drones 350 Fast Attack x5 piranhas, burst cannon, x2 gun drones 350 Fast Attack x5 piranhas, burst cannon, x2 gun drones 350 TOTAL:1997
Exciting releases are just around the corner but to tide things over we think back on our mistakes from this month and cringe. In the Brown Library, we discuss every Eldar's favorite god, Slaanesh. Did we say favorite? Whoops.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Those Tzaangor bird men are a lot tougher than you might think
Andrew: Shadowswords...just don't fight them. The End
Brown Library:
Jay and Andrew dive deep into the new Daemon Codex and craft a list that only the sexiest of sexy gods would approve.
Slaaanesh Battalion HQ Keeper of Secrets 223 HQ Daemon prince with wings, x2 malefic talons, Relic: Mark of Excess 180 Troops x30 daemonettes, daemonic icon, instrument of chaos 235 Troops x10 daemonettes, daemonic icon, instrument of chaos 95 Troops x10 daemonettes, daemonic icon, instrument of chaos 95 Slaaanesh Battalion HQ Herald of Slaanesh, Relic: The Forbidden Gem 66 HQ Herald of Slaanesh 66 Troops x10 daemonettes, daemonic icon, instrument of chaos 95 Troops x10 daemonettes, daemonic icon, instrument of chaos 95 Troops x10 daemonettes, daemonic icon, instrument of chaos 95 Slaaanesh Vanguard HQ The Masque 78 HQ Herald of Slaanesh 66 Elites x2 Fiends of Slaanesh 92 Elites x2 Fiends of Slaanesh 92 Elites x2 Fiends of Slaanesh 92 Elites x2 Fiends of Slaanesh 92 Elites x2 Fiends of Slaanesh 92 Elites x2 Fiends of Slaanesh 92 TOTAL:1941
The boys are back from the Las Vegas Open, the world’s largest and arguably most competitive Warhammer 40k tournament and convention. On this special episode, Jay and Andrew won’t be crafting any new lists, but will instead share their thoughts on Games Workshop’s big reveals from the event, their take on the current meta, and of course, how badly they screwed up.
2017 has come and gone and we look back on the way things were and what's still to come in 2018, but one thing that never changes is our poor performance at the local tournament scene. In the Brown Library, we look to the upcoming Las Vegas Open (LVO) and discuss what lists we'll be bringing and how we built them.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Did I really need to commit my entire army to killing one Primarch....probably not
Andrew: Remembering your wargear is almost as important as remembering your units...
Brown Library:
Jay and Andrew pull back the curtain and discuss their list building process and what their army will look like going into LVO 2018!
The big bugs have arrived and the chapter has been all kinds of approved, but most importantly, we still drop the ball at the local tournament scene. In the Brown Library, we pay tribute to the sneakiest vehicle in the Space Marine arsenal.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: A Culexus assassin? What's to worry about? Three of them? No big deal right?....right?
Andrew: Sometimes the bloodlust gets the best of us all....at least that's what Khorne says
Brown Library:
Jay and Andrew take a fan request to make the unseen Whirlwind the badass of the ball, but do we succeed? Is G Man probably in this list? Yes.....to both!
With 40k Arena being pushed to next week due to us being trapped in Commorragh customs, we decided to record this short episode. We share some exciting news and discuss some of our plans for Roll to Seize in the coming year!!
Per the episode, please send any feedback or comments to rolltoseize@gmail.com
Mortals: Descent of the Gods Kickstarter
Jay and Andrew have heard the screams of conscripts and fear the coming of the Craftworlders, but still consistently forget how strategy works at their local tournament scene. In the Brown Library, we prepare our cookies for the great space keeblers as the Eldar have arrived with some brand new tricks and incredible Craftworld traits.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Charging hasn't changed since the beginning of 8th Edition...and Jay's still bad at it
Andrew: The fog of 7th Edition still lingers on a few rules, even when it comes to giant robots
Brown Library:
Jay and Andrew build their first 8th Edition Eldar list with some brand new strategems and Craftworld traits to back them up!
Jay and Andrew make an exciting announcement...
Uncover the secret here: http://kck.st/2i7QnC4
Jay and Andrew have seen the power of Papa Nurgle and the great Omnissiah, but unsurprisingly, they still continue to drop the ball at their local tournament scene. In the Brown Library, we prepare our greatest air guitar for an army that is all about the heavy metal.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Speed bumps are annoying...but just like real life, they can be necessary
Andrew: If you can cause an Adeptus Sororitas traffic jam, go for it!
Brown Library:
Jay and Andrew discuss the infamous Iron Warriors and how the new and improved Obliterators certainly deserve a second look.
**Upcoming board game from Partial Arc: https://www.partialarc.com/mortals/
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew have returned from their trip to Gen Con and still managed to make plenty of mistakes at this month's tournament. In the Brown Library, we dive deep into a faction that rarely gets the credit it deserves. Let's see what these Xenos hunters have up their sleeve in 8th Edition.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Drones...they're f*&$#ing sneaky!
Andrew: If you've got the range, maybe let the enemy come to you?
Brown Library:
Jay and Andrew discuss 8th Edition Deathwatch and take some time to admire the avalanche of toys they have at their disposal.
Upcoming board game from Partial Arc: https://www.partialarc.com/mortals/
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew have waded through the waters of 8th Edition and find them to be much more fluid than expected and yet they still manage to make plenty of mistakes. In the Brown Library, we deliver our first army list of 8th Edition and as expected, it's not only fluffy, but absolutely ridiculous.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Heroic intervention is a thing...learn it
Andrew: Bubble wrapping is not just for humans, but for bugs as well
Brown Library:
Jay and Andrew discuss the creepiest of crawlies 8th Edition has to offer and how we may need an entirely new Space Marine chapter to take them down.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew dive headfirst into 8th Edition and as expected, they've made some mistakes along the way. In the Brown Library, we step away from list-building for an episode and soak in the full breadth and changes of this new edition.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Charging is important in 8th Edition, but countercharging just might save your army
Andrew: Crushing a Solitaire can be fun, but proper target priority may be more valuable
Brown Library:
Jay and Andrew go phase by phase of the new edition and talk about the biggest impacts they've seen so far.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew say farewell to 7th Edition and get excited for what's to come. To tide them over, they dig into some of the biggest mistakes they made in this month's tournament. In the Brown Library, we give 7th its due with a SUPER formation and some pretty ridiculous entries.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: If you're not mobile and your enemy is, maybe don't deploy so very far away...
Andrew: If you've got a juicy target for flamers, you probably shouldn't bunch up
Brown Library:
Nothing says 7th quite like wacky formations and with the Castellans of the Imperium, we take this to a whole new level.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew's world is in flux, in more ways than one, and they distract themselves by painfully recalling their mistakes of the past month. In the Brown Library, the new Ynnari show off their love of death metal with a tribute worthy of Ynnead himself.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: If you can no scatter deep strike, maybe plan it better
Andrew: If you've gotta sacrifice an FMC to win, you could do a lot worse than a Harpy
Brown Library:
The Ynnari are here to rock and they've brought some unlikely aspects along for the ride. Will the swooping hawks and dark reapers prove their metal?
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew discuss GW's announcements from AdeptiCon and what they mean for 8th Edition. Afterwards, they try to learn some lessons while discussing their biggest mistakes from this month's tournament. In the Brown Library, everyone's favorite space bugs may have developed some secret biotech when you weren't looking and it just might get them back in the game.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Comdemnor boltguns + Yncarne = a bad time for Ynnari
Andrew: When outflanking, be sure to know which table edges are which
Brown Library:
With an FAQ from GW, the big bad Tyranid momma, the Tervigon, is back and her numbers are giving "green tide" a run for their money...or teeth.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew have returned from the great battle that was the Las Vegas Open 2017. They have a many crazy story to tell with plenty of mistakes to go along with them. Hopefully the new Ynnari can help distract. In the Brown Library, the Necrons take center stage as we unpack the dark secrets of their most elusive assassins.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Please...please stop sending your Warlord into death.
Andrew: Sometimes it helps to know some of the basic rules of the game.
Brown Library:
We study the mechanized movements of the hunters from hyperspace and decide if these ethereal Deathmarks are as dangerous as they appear.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew take in the craziness of the Fall of Cadia and look to what might be coming next. All these alliances should help distract from the many mistakes they made at this month's LVO prep. In the Brown Library, we dust off some old Tau technology and see if these blue badasses can compete without their robots.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Even though you can, you shouldn't always infiltrate
Andrew: Sometimes "Red Rover" is the greatest weapon in your army
Brown Library:
We take a long look at the many Tau tanks and bring some new life back to your dusty Devilfishes.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew feel a chaotic presence growing within them, which should help distract from the poor decisions they've made this past month. In the Brown Library, we take a look at a rarely seen Cult Mechanicus unit and try to find a way to get the most out of their Motive Force.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: If you've got the relic, don't drop it for no reason.
Andrew: If you're not sure about a model's rule, just ask
Brown Library:
We look to the classic rivalry of the Corpuscarii and the Fulgurite to find a winning combination and some really cool fluff.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew encounter an unexpected visitor to the Black Library, while trying to forget this past month's mistakes. In the Brown Library, we examine an ancient Space Marine unit lost to time, Grav, and far too many points.
Surprise Guest:
Reece Robbins from Frontlinegaming.org and the ITC dropped into the webway to tell us about the Las Vegas Open.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: If something seems too good to be true, it probably is, or it's a Wraithknight
Andrew: Sometimes you gotta plan for the Seize, especially if you're Genestealer Cult
Brown Library:
We look back through time and remember the great Battle of Macragge and how the Khan of Khans might be able to save a forgotten Space Marine unit.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew are enjoying the festive holiday of Hulaween (we're positive that's what it's called) while trying to avoid the terrible memories and mistakes they made this past month. In the Brown Library, we look to an old data-slate for some Hulaween inspiration and find that the ancient race, the cenobites, may still be alive and well.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Stop throwing your Warlord into death!
Andrew: Sometimes a Riptide Wing isn't the biggest threat
Brown Library:
It's that spooky time of year and we celebrate by remembering an ancient data-slate called, Hellraiser.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew discuss the amazing models and new weapons coming out of the Genestealer Cult, while slamming their heads against the wall for some pretty big missteps from this last month. In the Brown Library, we face our greatest challenge yet. Not everything Eldar is created equal, but we do our best to give it a fighting chance.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Just don't shoot at Kastelan Robots...just don't
Andrew: Fire Dragons are not always your greatest threat
Brown Library:
Folks, we've got banshees, an Avatar, and yes, a Phoenix Lord, but do we make it work? You might be surprised.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew discuss the release of Deathwatch and that dastardly frag cannon, while sharing their biggest missteps from this month's tournament. In the Brown Library, we dust off an old Imperium classic and learn to love the hull point.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: If you can counter-deepstrike a deepstriking army....do it!
Andrew: Sometimes you just need to hit em with everything you've got
Brown Library:
We bring back the Dreadnought with a little help from the Iron Hands.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew think on the much rumored 8th edition, while trying to forget their terrible mistakes in this past month's tournament. In the Brown Library, we bring the arenas of Commorragh to your tabletop and examine its deadliest gladiators.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Don't try to "Out-Battle Company" a Battle Company. You're gonna have a bad time.
Andrew: When your army has first turn assault after infiltrate, maybe go first.
Brown Library:
We unleash the many beasts of the webway and bring Wyches back to the tabletop.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew discuss the rumors surrounding the Deathwatch and Genestealer Cult codexes and what we expect. Afterwards, we think back on our tournament mistakes from this past month before diving deep into the Brown Library searching for the Greenskins' ultimate assholes.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: If you've got a beta strike army...maybe go second.
Andrew: Sometimes Kairos isn't always the best target.
Brown Library:
We uncover the secret strengths of Ork Lootas and the power of the Stompa.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew discuss the almighty FAQ and welcome back GW to the Warhammer community. Of course we reminisce on our glorious mistakes from this past month's tournament, before diving into the Brown Library to discuss the Grim Dark's ultimate Predators.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Sometimes it helps to hide and it turns out, objective placement is actually strategic.
Andrew: Castling can really help with defense...probably why it's called castling.
Brown Library:
We investigate the redacted files of the Tau's most sneaky soldiers, the Stealth Battlesuits.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew discuss the new psychic powers that have hit the Grim Dark and think on their mistakes from this last month's tournament. In this month's Brown Library, we look at the angelic side of our friendly neighborhood Daemons.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: That Void Shield may not be as close as you think it is.
Andrew: Keep your Culexus safe!
Brown Library:
We break down the mighty and smite-happy Daemon Princes of the new Tetrad.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew discuss the exiting new releases rolling out for longtime Warhammer fans and examine some of their poor choices from this last month's tournament. In this month's Brown Library, we take a close look at Tyranid's patient zero.
Seizes of the Month:
Andrew: If it's kill points and your army's flimsy, maybe don't deploy it.
Jay: Charge the wolves, don't let the wolves charge you.
Brown Library:
We examine the many stages and upgrades of Tyranid's forgotten first soldier, the Warrior.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew are licking their wounds after a fun but crazy Las Vegas Open. They discuss their biggest mistakes, both involving some poor deployment choices. In this month's Brown Library, we examine the perpetually disgusting warriors of Nurgle.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: If your Scat Bikes are soft an squishy, maybe don't start them on the board against a Drop Pod army!
Andrew: Worried about Thunderwolves? Maybe give them less targets?
Brown Library:
We crack open some ancient tomes from 5th edition and wonder where our Plague Marines have gone. Also we talk about Mutilators cause why not?
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew are readying themselves to travel to Terra for the Las Vegas Open coming in early February! To prepare, they discuss Daemons, Daemons, and more Daemons and why you should always go for those big bad psykers. In this month's Brown Library, we examine those really cool (pun intended) ninjas of the Dark Eldar.
Seizes of the Month:
Andrew: If you've got range, and they've got Daemons, stay far far away.
Jay: Shoot the big bad psyker when you can you idiot!
Brown Library:
We explore the Cthulhu-esque part of the webway and take a closer look at the cold-hearted (more puns!) mandrakes.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew have survived the holidays another year in the Brown Library. They discuss the dangers of subterranean space-bugs and why it's important to keep an eye on the clock. In this month's Brown Library, we bring back the original Expendables of the Grim Dark, Colonel Schaeffer's Last Chancers.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Turns out Tyranid Mawlocs Ignore Cover...that would have been nice to know.
Andrew: In a tournament, your threats aren't just the models on the table...
Brown Library:
We crack open some ancient texts and walk through the crazy criminal line-up that makes up the Last Chancers and the insane army they've been saddled with.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay, Andrew, and some Harlequins settle in to celebrate Thanksgiving Grim Dark style. They discuss the benefits of re-reading your rules and knowing when a model is scarier than its statline. In this month's Brown Library, a few Chaotic family members set aside their differences to come together for one big battle and a LOT of flying turkeys.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Just because a model looks intimidating, doesn't mean it is.
Andrew: A lot of rules have changed since 6th edition and it's worth re-reading a few.
Brown Library:
Kharn, Typhus, Lucius, and Ahriman put their pasts behind them, fire up the Helldrakes and make this Thanksgiving battle one for the ages.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Thanksgiving Feast List:
- CADs
- HQ
- Lucius the Eternal 165
- Typhus 230
- HQ D2
- Kharn the Betrayer 160
- Ahriman 230
- Troops
- x20 cultists, champion, mark of nurgle 92
- x20 cultists, champion, mark of khorne 92
- Troops D2
- x20 cultists, champion, mark of tzeentch 91
- x20 cultists, champion, mark of slaanesh 91
- Fast Attack
- Helldrake, baleflamer 170
- Helldrake, baleflamer 170
- Fast Attack D2
- Helldrake, baleflamer 170
- Helldrake, baleflamer 170
- TOTAL: 1831
Jay, Andrew, and the Brown Library are under siege in this Halloween spooktacular. They discuss the negatives of shooting first and choosing your targets carefully. In this month's Brown Library, we dig deep to find two factions that just might be a match made in grim dark heaven.
Seizes of the Month:
Jay: Space Marines hate shuriken pistols...A LOT
Andrew: Always punch demons before robots. Always.
Brown Library:
Sisters Repentia with their giant chainsaw eviscerators join forces with the Ogryns to take on the galaxy.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew receive a strange package after spending yet another month without the guidance of the Brown Library's caretaker, Greg. This episode they discuss the benefits of anti-tank and why its important to double-check if you actually got tabled or not. In this month's Brown Library, we turn to those cuddly space bugs and a unit that is widely considered the worst in all of Warhammer 40K.
Seizes of the Month:
Andrew: Infantry can be scary, but you know what's scarier? Unkillable tanks.
Jay: Maybe don't accidentally surrender. Probably a bad idea.
Brown Library:
The Pyrovores have stepped out of ambiguity and plan to take back the meta.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com
Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
The Burninator List:
-
HQ
- Hive Tyrant, wings, x2 twin linked devourers, thorax swarm:electroshock grubs, fighter ace 275
-
Troops
-
Micetic spore 15
- Micetic spore 15
-
Elites
-
x3 pyrovores 120
- x3 pyrovores 120
- x3 pyrovores 120
-
HQ
-
Tervigon 195
-
Troops
-
Micetic spore 15
- Micetic spore 15
-
Elites
-
x3 pyrovores 120
- x3 pyrovores 120
- x3 pyrovores 120
-
Extra Heavy
-
x6 tyrannocyte, x6 venom cannons 600
- TOTAL: 1850
Jay and Andrew navigate the Brown library with their guide, Greg, nowhere to be found. This episode we discuss the pros and cons of professional assassins and the benefits of playing it safe. In this month's Brown Library, another two-way tie leads to an unlikely duo that may have what it takes to win it all.
Seizes of the Month: Jay: If you've got the lead, take it. Andrew: Maybe you don't hire 4 guys to do the job of many. Brown Library: The Chaos Space Marines band together to form the most unlikely team.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew celebrate their one year anniversary episode by doing what they do best, talking about their terrible failures and celebrating the weird wonders of the Brown Library. This episode we're reminded to never ever charge a Necron multi-character deathstar and to always protect your ninjas. In this month's Brown Library, the community has decided that we're on a highway to the danger zone with Ork flyers.
Seizes of the Month: Jay: Is it a Necron Deathstar? Does it have Orikan the Diviner? Don't assault it. Andrew: Keep those ninjas in the shadows, not on the frontlines. Brown Library: The Top Gun of Ork culture is just as ridiculous and amazing as you'd think it is.
Listen to full episodes at PartialArc.com Email us at rolltoseize@gmail.com, and find us on Twitter at @partialarc
Jay and Andrew discuss the power of 10,000 year-old tech and the danger of following bright lights. In this month's Brown Library, the community has declared the Tau to take center stage as we discuss one of their stranger leaders.
Seize of the Month: Jay: The big nasty Deathstar may be a red herring after all Andrew: If you're indestructible, maybe stand at the front Brown Library: The space pope is here and he possesses a powerful relic The Dakka of Dakkas: We revel in the unbeatable space pope
Jay and Andrew discuss the indestructible nature of Necrons and how Chaos death machines are worth researching. In this month's Brown Library, the community has landed another tie as we dive into the weird and maddening world of Chaos Space Marines.
Seize of the Month: Jay: Trust unkillable murder robots to be unkillable Andrew: Maulerfiends be crazy Brown Library: The thousand sons partner with everyone's favorite reality ripping bird-men. The Dakka of Dakkas: We put the nail in the coffin of a particular unit.
Jay and Andrew examine the ramifications of exploding Orc Trukks and how even Gargantuan robots may still have an enemy in old space veterans in their Seizes of the Month. Then they dive into the yin and yang of the Orc armies in this edition of the Brown Library.
Seize of the Month: Jay: Dust clouds don't always protect Wraithknights like they should Andrew: Shoot the scary Orcs first! Brown Library: Jay and Andrew discuss the snazzy and the sneaky of the Orc community The Dakka of Dakkas: Andrew leaves you with a homework assignment that would brighten even Nurgle's day
Jay and Andrew discuss the crippling fear of space elves and trusting the badass warlord traits of special characters. In this month's Brown Library, the polls have requested a little less Imperium and a lot more skirt as we revel in the mighty murder cans of Orks.
Seizes of the Month: Jay: Leadership 8 is just the worst you guys. Andrew: Taking the obviously awesome warlord trait is often the best plan. Brown Library: Jay and Andrew discuss the mighty Killa Kans and their love of smashing almost everything in sight. The Dakka of Dakkas: Surprisingly, fluff doesn't always help a unit.
Jay and Andrew discuss the lack of invincibility with flyers and how change doesn't have to be the scariest thing in the grim dark. In this month's Brown Library, the polls have shown that space nuns have been forgotten and we're bringing em back!
Seizes of the Month: Jay: Drastic codex changes may not be the worst thing ever. Andrew: Putting your flying warlord in front of multiple units that kill flyers....not so good. Brown Library: Jay and Andrew review the sad sad practices of Sisters of Battle and how their Penitent Engines are pretty terrifying. The Dakka of Dakkas: Sometimes the best idea is an outrageous idea.
Jay and Andrew discuss the dangers of robot spiders and the strange fashion sense of murder clowns. In this episode of the Brown Library, the community has spoken and we pay tribute to the true rock gods of the grim dark.
Seize of the Month: Jay: If you want to use Harlequins, actually use Harlequins. Andrew: Never judge an enemy by its size, especially if there's a lot of them. Brown Library: Jay and Andrew explore the world of Noise Marines and their awesome rock battles. The Dakka of Dakkas: So as it turns out, not everyone likes Noise Marines.
Jay and Andrew discuss the ups and downs of skyscraper robots and how you really really need to take chances sometimes. In this month's Brown Library, the community has spoken and we revel in 40K's War Horse loving badasses.
Seize of the Month: Jay: Lot's of horde murdering does not a good list make. Andrew: A warlord trait continues to haunt Andrew. Does he heed the call? Brown Library: Jay and Andrew dive in to the Imperial Guard's Rough Riders and are delightfully surprised. The Dakka of Dakkas: A man whose name is of myth and legend throws out this month's memorable quote.
Jay and Andrew discuss the importance of warlord traits and properly reading an army list in their Seizes of the Month. In Greg's post-thanksgiving Brown Library, they reveal the dark secrets of a powerful insect race rarely seen on the battlefield and cap things off with a more positive comment from the community. Seize of the Month: Jay: Land Speeder's can do WHAT? Andrew: Tau can be sneaky too if you pay attention. Brown Library: Jay and Andrew discuss the mysterious vespid and their unmatched movement capabilities. The Dakka of Dakkas: A community member stands up for our bug friends and brings some new ideas to light.
Jay and Andrew discuss the dangers of loving your models too much and how your memory may be as dangerous as your enemy in their Seizes of the Month. Then they fully embrace Halloween's spooks and scares and add a new edition to the Brown Library that's sure to make a lot of you very happy.
Seize of the Month: Jay: Striking Scorpions are apparently afraid of combat Andrew: Wargear + Huge Font = Win Brown Library: Jay and Andrew discuss an army based on that little known film....GHOSTBUSTERS! The Dakka of Dakkas: In spirit of the holiday we chat about best practices on a message board and how to not be a %$@#
Jay and Andrew discuss how certain space spiders are pretty terrible with directions and sometimes game organizers are plotting against you in their Seizes of the Month. Then they proceed to dig deeper into the Brown Library and find the darkest and strangest secret of the Ctan Gods!
Seize of the Month: Jay: Warp Spiders cannot see for %$@#! Andrew: The unthinkable happens when a Tyranid turns traitor! Brown Library: Jay and Andrew discuss Flayed Ones and how they may be the best choice after all. The Dakka of Dakkas: Another great comment about everyone's love for Flayed Ones....definitely not sarcasm.
It's Episode 2! Jay and Andrew discuss the dangers of the new psychic phase and a poor decision made by one confused Hive Tyrant in their Seizes of the Month. They also dig deep into the Brown Library to reveal the mythos of the terrifying Deathleaper and cap things off with another great comment from the community. Seize of the Month: Jay: The Spiritseer looked into the warp, and something looked back. Andrew: A Hive Tyrant gets lost on the way to battle.....multiple times. Brown Library: Jay and Andrew discuss the dangerous Deathleaper and a list that will give you nightmares. The Dakka of Dakkas: A community member shares their lack of fondness for a certain creature of the shadows.
Welcome to Roll to Seize! Our ridiculous podcast about Warhammer 40k and it's universe. This is our inaugural episode where our hosts, Jay and Andrew, discuss the format of the show, share some huge missteps of the past month, and talk about the most intelligent and strangest race to occupy the grim dark. Also, we share some comments and discussion from the community. Seize of the Month: Andrew: A Riptide with some serious targeting issues Jay: A Destroyer Lord has the worst kind of luck Brown Library: Jay and Andrew discuss the mysterious Jokaero and a list that is absolutely insane. The Dakka of Dakkas: A community member shares their disdain with a certain list.