Honestly Not Even Worried with Nilo G: Recent Episodes
Nilo G
Easy listening for hard times. What happens when two music producers make a comedy podcast? Things get goofy my ppl. Hosted by Nilo G with permanent special guest Blake Boots. Look us up on instagram (honestlynotevenworried) and see what people are saying.
The new year, 14 words that start with "W", and solving homelessness - the floor is yours.
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Nothing is certain except death and heat.
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Control is an illusion.
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Creative work has 3 Phases
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"We Gotta Change the World"
🐬 Our song played on MTV
⏱ 30 Would-You-Rather Questions Answered
🥜 JIF Salmonella Recall
🔪 From The Depths of Horror, We Improvise
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Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
1:04 - Our Song "Like Duh" in MTV's "Catfish"
2:55 - 30 Would You Rather Scenarios in Under 13 Minutes
3:10 - 4 Regular Kit-Kats vs 1 King-Size Kit-Kat
3:35 - Bed w/No Pillows vs Couch But U Got Pillows
4:00 - Warm Beer vs Cold Soup
4:25 - Always Dirty Kitchen vs Always Dirty Bathroom
4:50 - Wipe Eyes vs Genit*lia After Spicy
5:15 - Always Dirty Dishes vs Always Dirty Clothes
5:40 - Worst Roommate vs Worst Coworker
6:05 - Clingy Partner vs Forever Alone
6:30 - No Tired No Sleep vs No Hungry No Eat
6:55 - Waffles vs Pancakes
7:20 - Feet Undercover vs Sticking Out
7:45 - Pizza Rolls vs Bagel Bites
8:10 - Acid vs Shrooms
8:35 - Moon Bounce vs Trampoline
9:00 - Daily Vom vs 4x Night-Pee
9:25 - Dead vs Alive
9:50 - No Sheets vs No Pillowcases
10:15 - Melody vs Rhythm
10:40 - Dck-Nose vs Nose-Dck
11:05 - Nipple Eyes vs Eye Nipples
11:30 - Kick Mom vs Chug Ranch
11:55 - Bees vs 1000 Hornets
12:20 - Heat No AC vs Cold No Heat
12:45 - Finger-Nips vs Nipple-Fings
13:10 - Alive vs Dead
13:35 - Hide vs Seek
14:00 - Crack-Turd vs Booger-Nose
14:25 - Haunted vs Haunter (40 Years)
14:50 - Ghost Roommate vs Ghost Boss
15:15 - Golden Dawn vs People's Temple
15:30 - Finished
16:25 - Catching up
17:00 - Nashville To-Do
22:40 - Gout, Gangrene
25:00 - Moldy Bread Disease
27:21 - JIF Salmonella Recall
37:50 - Social Life
40:00 - Ayahuasca & Psychedelics
41:50 - Ketamine Trials
47:50 - Improv Horror: Reversible Worm
54:10 - New Shirts
🦉 Harry Potter: Legacy
🐬 Dolphin Olympics
🔈 Audio Lag
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🥗☕️🥦 Boutique grocers with $25 smoothies 🥗☕️🥦
🥖🍞🥯 Panera Bread Sip Club: It Works 🥖🍞🥯
☕️☕️☕️ Caffeine ☕️☕️☕️
🐓🚸🐿 Nilo saw a chicken cross the road 🐓🚸🐿
🌋🌎📉Total societal collapse by 2040 🌋🌎📉
💆♀️❄️💆♂️ Unboxing a cold headache hat / reviewing a hair curler 💆♀️❄️💆♂️
⚾️🏀⚽️ The fun part about baseball games is the other stuff ⚾️🏀⚽️
💥🥊🥋 Trial by combat instead of attacking comedians on stage 🥋🥊💥
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Coffee shops that use bathroom keys are oppressive and misnomers are ruining America.
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How many hours a day are you on your phone and what app gets the most screen time?
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We raise the stakes in our fitness rivalry. Watch this space.
The Ultimatum (2022 Netflix) and android assistants are discussed on this week's HNEW podcast. Click here and subscribe to our YouTube page!
We discuss addiction, trip planning, and the unbreakable confidence of being older. Thank you for listening.
We discuss golden delicious apples, the Apple store, the metaverse, how to scare bears and achieve prostate org*sms (not at the same time.) We discuss the secret techniques used by doctors around the globe to make men quake. Review us on Spotify, please.
Would you rather trip on acid at a carnival or trip on mushroom on a Carnival Cruise? The boys perform their first remote pod, experience some technical difficulty, and talk that spit.
We discuss horseback riding, the Mandela effect, iconic movie lines and more with our friend Summer. Intro & outro song: "Like Duh" by remmus (prod. Nilo G & Oatboy)
Blake and Nilo discuss exotic teas, enlightened androids, and party bus murders. The boys discuss the movie Limitless (2011) and real estate.
Nilo and Blake are in the middle of moving - so that's fun (it's not.) Nilo pitches some business ideas to Blake a la Shark Tank and they come up with some jingles. HNEW products g'lore.
The 33rd episode, for which we discuss the beer market, smellcraft, eating through life's phases, and the senior arts. Spotify has ratings for podcasts now, so don't forget to show HNEW some love.
Blake, Nilo, and Hannah - also known as Fat Bread (@fatbreadbakes on instagram) - discuss Nashville food, baking anxieties, Pablo-era Kanye West, piano tuning conspiracy theories, underage drinking, and glucose addictions. Nilo & Blake taste-test Hannah's savory bread pudding.
The 31st episode of the Honestly Not Even Worried podcast highlights a number of Nilo and Blake’s core competencies, masterfully sprinkling bombastic live soundboards and improvised bangers laced with layers of depth and hidden philosophy onto a bed of hot topics including, but not limited to, The Silent Sea, Steely Dan, and the hidden life of Augustus Gloop (the greedy grease-glutton and oft-overlooked übermensch from the Willy Wonka Cinematic Universe.) When it comes to Nilo and Blake, a certain phrase may come to mind; one that, as far as we know, the duo has yet to utter themselves, but one that has most certainly been confirmed as uttered by others - “The boys are back.”
Kendall Roy drops in, we talk about axe body spray, water beds, cat behavior, and more.
Nilo and Blake are joined by King of Graphics Rudy Lorejo to discuss sleeping under a rock, documenting life, blokus, shed pooing and more.
vanlife, pooping around the globe, a side of hot chicken, and a review of The Social Network (2010) featuring Shy Niko, Nick and a live studio audience (Kirk, A.J. And Chris.)
🌎 The Tennessee Renaissance Festival in Arrington, Tennessee.
🏰 There’s bound to be a little bit of S&F going on when bards face clergymen and ogres meet kings.
🧙♂️ Blake takes the magic route.
⚔️ Nilo stains his chainmail.
🏴☠️ Would you rather be a Caribbean Pirate or Norwegian Pirate?
🃏 Would you rather be the Court Jester or the Court Executioner?
🧚 @kirk.61 is OTP to discuss.
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the 26th episode, for which Blake and Nilo discuss family visits, cheugy, DIY videos, and trends in design and fashion. support the show by becoming a patron at patreon.com/honestlynotevenworried
the pb&j episode, for which nilo and blake try some sandwiches, talk about bowel movements, and get real philosophical about the triangle of pain and the three brains of the human species.
the national spinach day episode, for which nilo and blake debate the merits of spinach and kale, the inverse of corned beef, and lightning-induced music obsession. we have KOG @rudylorejo OTP to launch our new Borders for Hoarders initiative.
the Grammy special (thought the grammy's were gonna be today), for which nilo and blake take the conversation through many an unexpected turn. nft's. italian meditations. would you rather be really sweaty or really itchy? @jarvyjarvyjarv is OTP to discuss woofin' felines and whiney caninies.
a music episode, for which Nilo and Blake swap stories, songs and tea. support us at patreon.com/honestlynotevenworried
the ASMR slime mukbang episode, for which nilo and blake discuss sexual awakenings, the winter storm, people named james, and have @adamglab and @malci__ OTP.
the valentine's day episode, for which nilo and blake discuss lil uzi vert, swedish sp*rm donors, and bring @chlsgunn, @timuthyv and @hriffelife on to discuss the joys and foibles all along the relationship spectrum.
the sexual transmutation episode, for which blake and nilo discuss the thrills of a brand new tub and the perils of frequent ej*culation. what was your favorite album from 2003-2005? gamecube or ps2? gamecast?
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(orig. recorded Dec. 2020) the self-care singularity episode, for which blake and nilo discuss our submissive behavior towards software, the healing properties of water (soapy water, ice water, ocean water etc.) and nilo does a face mask.
the psychic reading episode, for which nilo and blake discuss clown entrepreneurship, morning radio DJ's, and some post-life grandparent participation. psychic dan calls in to give us tarot readings, pour some celeb tea and profile our vibes.
the anti-cult episode, for which we discuss end-of-the-year connection cravings, use a bunch of neil degrasse tyson soundboards for no reason, weigh out the options of being part of a cult, and eat limited edition skittles that had yet to hit the market at the time of recording. kirk is the guest, @chi_niko and @jenpasto are OTP.
the post-life ghost-life episode, for which blake and nilo discuss japanese cannibal idols, toxic paranormativity, and @spicy.vitamins and @hannahpahl are OTP to search for the truth.
the niece-born-mid-pod episode, for which we sing songs, go back to school, experience various entanglements (nipples etc.) and sitting to piss. @renkville and @oliviazubko are OTP to discuss
PSSST don't tell anybody but our new shirts are out now on honestlynotevenworried.com!!! i only made 50 and a bunch are gone already so go get one! the 11th episode, for which Blake, Chuck and Nilo discuss blue balls, open mic comedy and tripping. Nilo works through a cheese hangover and an actual hangover.
the inaugural guest episode, for which A.J. Nilo and Blake preview 2 new upcoming songs. sex toy misinformation is spread and signals of attraction are misinterpreted. @chuckplaia and @__goldrush__ bring their wisdom OTP.
the hot fire episode, for which nilo & blake write a UK Grime-inspired song called "Wasteman Picnic." nilo does not want a baklava body, although he is the duke of daylight. and the bishop of bedtime gets spooked. @baileymyown, @njmaker and @grey.gordon are OTP to discuss pizza rolls, bagel bites, quarantine routine, and astrology
the nostalgia episode, for which nilo & blake write a blink-182-inspired song called “nike sneakers” for the intro. nilo’s entire history is covered, and blake’s is mentioned briefly. @valbergantino and steph are OTP to discuss sexual awakening. y’all develop any covid crushes the past couple months? heheheheh
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the sleep episode, for which nilo & blake write a beach-boys inspired song called “she only sees him when she’s sleepin’” for the intro, which is about having a girlfriend that bangs another dude in her dreams, and a strfkr-inspired song called “the sun” for the outro, which is about the fact that when ur asleep the sun is coming. we talk about nightmares, sex dreams (often the same thing,) sleep habits and sleep disorders. @tgsuiter and @whoanelly.design are OTP to discuss quarantine routine.
the 6th episode, for which nilo & blake write a house-inspired song called “fallen’.” nilo & blake talk about micro biomes, macro biomes, and biospheres. the intentions of the pod are reveled - to learn and grow. elon musk and grimes give their baby a name that is obviously inspired by our previous episode. @chlsgunn is OTP to solve our ants problem. blake brings a space fact.
the space episode, for which nilo & blake wrote a song about falling in love with your alien abductor. would u date an extraterrestrial hottie? could u love an alien like ur own brother? are motherhood and mothership the same thing? mother nature gave birth to us all and we really alienated her, huh? @jenpasto and nilo’s friend’s mom are OTP to talk about pyramid schemes and the alien feeling of loving something more than u love urself.
the 4th episode, for which nilo & blake wrote a song in the style of imagine dragons called “strike,” discuss reality tv, the united nations of fuckery, do impressions of the beatles, and throw it back to the golden age of nickelodeon. @iamtessaj and @donny_knoxville64 are OTP to discuss.
the weed episode, for which nilo & blake wrote a song about weed called “mary jane,” improvise “lazy train” by slack sabbath and take mad rips. do u remember the first time you ever got high? did u get caught? did u question the concept of objective reality and realize everything, including the experience of time, is really just a series of intermittent sensations happening in the only known constant — existence? @adamglab and @cdotdougie3 are OTP to discuss love.
the birthday boy episode. the sophomore slump. the day the pod came out is the same day that blake came out, just 28 years later. jesus’s 2nd birthday is on the horizon and we’re all still waiting on that third birthday. nilo & blake preview a new song by A.J. called “Look.” the lore of the ants is introduced. nilo & blake talk about heaven’s gate and perineum juice. do u go salty or sweet for ur movie theater treat? a couple baby carrots in the breast pocket? do u cut your sandwiches in half diagonally or straight? would u rather be in an uber that’s too smelly or too telly? @aubreydodge and @summeredeen and nilo’s friend justin are OTP. the hosts premier their bossanova track “stay with me” as the outroduction.
the inaugural episode. what happens when you put two music producer roommates in quarantine? i guess this. nilo & blake get pepped up on espresso and talk ants in a bog & perineum sunning. nilo sneezes thrice. would you rather have four fun-size kit kats or 1 king-size kit kat? would u rather sleep on a bed with no pillows or on a couch but u got pillows? would you rather wear a hoodie in the AC or be warm but about to sweat? welcome.