The Full Kit Wankers: Recent Episodes
Full Kit Wankers
The internet has led to unbelievable advances in human productivity and connectivity. With this great power, 3 friends, who live in 3 different cities, ask important questions such as : "Who is the most attractive NBA Head coach? (It's Quin Snyder of the Jazz)" and "Why aren't more people talking about Rui Hachimura's testicle injury? (cuz it's gross)." Listen to 3 idiots answer the dumbest questions in sports, wherever you get your podcasts from.
The wankers return from their hiatus with a splash! The first episode recorded at night, enjoy!
1:31 - Name That Degen: Wankers Cowan and Erik attempt to deduce which famous sports figure performed the degenerate activity described by Wanker Drew.
14:49 - The Volcano - Erik hypothesizes about a terrifying sport-less future as Cowan and Drew heartily disagree.
21:28 - Cowan's Question Corner - What is the best NBA team you can make using all players that share a first name? The Wankers debate the merits of various lineups.
0:50 - SJW (Social Justice Wanker) Corner with Erik, Nike is gross...
2:47 - Mailbag: Beers per player?
16:59 - Multi-sport trading, can the wankers come up with realistic and interesting trades utilizing all professional sports teams. The only rule is that the teams involved must be from the same geographic region and at least have a thread of logic behind it.
0:40 - Mailbag, Would Lebron make it in the NFL? Now with wanker Cowan's additional dumb twist!
15:29 - Trivia Time, Cowan asks Drew, Christian and Erik a series of questions. Hopefully they get at least one right.
31:25 - Pick Your Favorites, The wankers discuss their favorite "fathletes".
This episode was our first trial of our new video episodes!
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1:15 - Hot or Not? - The wankers question Tom Brady's new trademark as well as historical sports jerseys for if they are hot, or not.
16:02 - Where's the Beef? - The wankers discuss the one sided beef between Ja Morant and Kendrick Nunn over the NBA rookie of the year award.
24:08 - Flickname or Nickname? - The wankers compete over whether a name is a players nickname, the title of a movie or both.
32:20 - Thnks fr th Mmrs - The wankers question some of the biggest historical trades from their respective fandoms and how these may have hurt or helped the involved teams.
As always please send your dumbest sports questions to fullkitquestions@gmail.com
Special Guest Wanker Will joins the boys for an episode!
1:46 - Special Edition Roster Debaters - The wankers hold a mock draft of coed innertube basketball teams using only current or former Gonzaga basketball players.
16:30 - Thnks fr th Mmrs - The wankers reminisce on some of their best and worst sports memories.
Special guests Matt, Dom, Garett and Zach become honorary wankers and join the boys for a Gonzaga Saint Marys watch party. Go Zags!
4:16 - The wankers answer some mailbag questions
14:43 - Ye Olden Athletics: Wanker Erik gives a history lesson about "The Ball Game"
20:57 - Flick-Name or Nickname: The wankers compete for drinks
1:54 - The Wankers discuss their (mostly unsuccessful) Super Bowl bets
4:25 - Wanker Cowan introduces the insane sport of Sepak Tekraw
12:50 - The Wankers have an honorary wank for Kobe
21:30 - The Wankers play a game of “Spray or Neigh,” with real-life booze on the line
31:50 - The Wankers invite Chuckn9ne, also known as Chas Parada, to talk some NCAAB gambling
2:12 - Cowan channels his inner Red Hot Chili Peppers and Itzhak Perlman to create a truly horrendous piece of art.
4:57 - The Wankers discuss how hot Damian Lillard is. Like, in a basketball sense, not because they have a crush on him or anything hahahahahahahaha.... Damian I love you.
2:25 - (All Bets are Off) The Wankers come up with a 10-bet parlay around the dumbest possible Super Bowl bets.
21:08 - (Roster Debaters) The Wankers create the first ever US Olympic Team Handball squad.
34:18 - (The Volcano) Wanker Erik has some...um...very lofty goals for a select member of the Memphis Grizzlies.
44:13 - (Baseball is Stupid) Wanker Cowan shares a very dumb baseball fact.
48:09 - (Do Ya Rate‘im) The Wankers debate how good Kyrie Irving, Jimmy Garapolo and José Altuve really are.
Email your questions for the Wankers to: fullkitquestions@gmail.com