Bob and Dan Cast: Recent Episodes
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From the vaults - Bob and Dan shamelessly channel Superego (to the best of their ability) to give you this sketch of silly sacrilege. See y’all atop Cookie Mountain!
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Hello! This is a trailer for "Waits Waits Don't Tom Me." A new podcast hosted by friend of the show, Tom Waits! Give it a listen please. Tom needs this.
APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/waits-waits-dont-tom-me/id1528389266
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One time Bob & Dan recorded a 12 minute sketch? playlet? novella (Spanish novel)? about an Eartha Kitt infestation. She may or may not have been alive at the time of recording, so it's PROBABLY not as tasteless as you think. Either way, RIP EK.
Come for the Bob & Dan, stay for the fake phone call audio effects.
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For no reason other than we had nothing planned, we dedicated an entire episode to Emma Stone. This classic Yahoo Answers segment does not stray from that dedication! Please enjoy, tell your friends, rate, review, subscribe, jk lol... do whatever you want.
Music: Something at the beginning & Bob Dylan at the end
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Being the GD pioneers they are, Bob and Dan create the Hort or Horror-short. In "The Hallway", Dan tries to coax Bob into joining him in the hallway. What's in the hallway? Listen to find out... or maybe not, I'm not sure how it ends. I do know it is VERY spooky. Listener beware you're in for a hallway.
Music: Moreland & Arbuckle
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Happy New Year! Happy old segment! Bob takes Dan through a fake real-life situation with Dungeons & Dragons style gameplay.
Music: Wanda Jackson
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A discussion of Christmas movies (and Bob's inability to speak) leads to Dan's love of Don Knotts. Bob gets angry about semantics - there are some real emotions here. Guests: Adam, Rachel, and a silent Darren.
Music: Playground, Marcy
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In this blast-from-the-past-classic-segment, Bob and Dan improvise a nhort. WARNING: there are no lions or witches in it. It's not at all scary. Please enjoy!
Music: Marcy Playground
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Happy Textgiving, Friendsgiving, Thanksgiving, Familysgiving, Yourwelcomesgiving... whatever you celebrate! We recorded a reading of our famous Textgiving special, but technology was not on our side. Here's one (mostly listenable) segment of it.
If you want to read it the way God intended, head here: http://bobanddancast.tumblr.com/post/103409697059/the-textgiving-special
Music: Vince Guaraldi Trio, Nicole Westbrook, and goddamn Marcy Playground!
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Bob and Dan happen to be in the same state at the same time! They walk through nature and record their conversation on a phone - can you even imagine?? This episode is just full-on, in-your-face, uncensored, unedited friendship. If I had to guess what was talked about, I'd probably say: eternity, animal diets, islands, Live Photo deaths, movies, deer, probably much much more. Oh, and throw in a Cuties of The Week and A LOT of nature sounds, and you got yourself an episode.
Music: Angel Olsen
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This week we talk about Dan's awkward facebook relationships, and what happens to zombie babies. We have another edition of Ask Bob Anything. We also introduce the new segment: This Week in Independent Media, in which we both choose a project that we encourage you to check out.
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Bob and Dan attempt to tempt you into listening by listing breads. Is it effective? I don't know... you'll just have to ask HISTORY.
NOTE: Do not check us out at bob and dan cast dot com; it is dead.
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The boys take it real easy on the Christmas Eve of their 100th episode. Big thanks to intern Megan.
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Welcome to season 2... you get it.
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A time rift powered by dragons??
Music by Tomas Dvorak
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We assume it's about the lowering value of hugs.
(A classic re-upload)
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Bob and Dan plot out Bob's candle musical, "Scandalabra", discuss the negative effects of delicious salves, and have a falling out over Ghostbusters. Music by Portishead.
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It’s the spookiest day after Halloween ever! Bob and Dan tackle the internet’s questions about Halloween party planning, play a game of Costume Opposites, and discuss whether or not Bob should make the switch to boxer-briefs. Music by Lordi!
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Bob and Dan’s pining for Skyrim hits its apex with a new segment where Dan pretends to be a whole town of people. They also introduce “Bob Kearns: King of Observational Comedy”. Throw a Whitney update in there and you got yourself an episode. Music by The Black Keys.
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Short episode this week. We needed to play more Skyrim. It’s pretty good. Music from Skyrim sdtk and Harry Partridge.
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We discuss Dan’s trip to heaven and implore you to visit youtube.com/huffmanandkearns to watch our poorly animated videos.
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Joining us for the season finale is, friend of the show, Charlie. We let him steer the ship, because we're tired and out of ideas. Also we were both a little sick. We talk about stand-up, life, and what America... (rest of description lost to time)
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The penultimate episode of season 3 (probably)! Only a few more days to write an iTunes review and extend the season. This week we date the same girl, riff on Elefun, and tackle Bob's addiction to computer melons.
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We see the Hobbit (in the format Peter Jackson intended), we eat Chinese food in a dark Chinese food establishment, also we drive between those places. Music from Saints Row: The Third. S3E42: IMAX3DHFR
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Dan calls an old lady “Sir”, then they pitch Space Cowboys II. Music by Sir Mix-a-Lot. S3E41: Proving Tent
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We talk about what we'd like to see in a real-life James Van Der Beek, dispatch lovers in a caldera, and parse the existence of the Dan Fan Club. Music by The Head and the Heart.
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We take an eventful walk through the woods, talk about our Black Friday’s, and discuss the relative merit of teaching a moose to fish.
Music by Michael Jackson.
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Discussion of the Jurassic Park 4 that almost was, a little bit of Beethoven, and, of course, our thoughts on People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. Music by Beethoven.
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Join us on our scripted adventure (written by friend/fan/giant Kolbe). Also a reading of forum.ariana.org
Music by various.
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More road thoughts with Bob, homemade candy, and other things I cannot remember. Music by Depeche Mode.
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Accents both terrible and not very good, scenes from a fictitious party, and our scattered/vague thoughts on Seven Psychopaths. Music by Toad the Wet Sprocket.
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Dan’s rumor mill, personal shopping for Frenchmen, and sad truths. Remember to keep your donger covered while cooking. Music by The Human League.
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Descend into Bob’s brain palace and listen to such topics as Elton John’s optometrist, who had what player number (90’s basketball edition), and needle anxiety. Music by Tame Impala.
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Here were the other possible titles for today's episode: The end goal is comfort, Pangea's Last Stand, Summer of Fun/Summer of Sam. Music by Sneaker Pimps.
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Bob loses track of a spider (granting the spider infinite power) and Dan is smug about his new, fancy phone. Also Melissa McCarthy’s Desert Island. Music by Kari Bremnes.
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Bob and Dan face off as only time-travelling cyborgs and North Korean agents can, they discuss some moobies, and then they drink some expired alcohol. Music by Two Gallants.
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Brought back by person-of-the-week MintyGreth; Bob and Dan discuss why children laugh at Bob, create two hit MMOs, and talk about Dan's similarity to imaginary beings. Music by Frank Turner.
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A day late because I forgot I had a podcast; this week we talk about my rent-to-own pants, the plight of squirrel madness, and the subtlety of the female English accent. Music by Ace of the Base
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Brought to you by the island nation of Ireland, this very special unedited edition of the Bob and Dan Cast features pre-recorded "Road Thoughts" by our resident "Road Poet", Jonathan "Bob" Kearns. We also provide important commentary. Music by Elbow.
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We discuss ways to kill time on car trips, wish a happy marriage to Darren, role-play some burgers, and talk about William H. Macy's penis. Music by Ben Abney
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Dan makes a breakthrough in therapy, Bob toils under the thumb of Melissa McCarthy, and they both say some things that might be super offensive. Jury is still out. Music by Cracker
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Dan receives compliments behind his back, Bob needs legal advice, and two more of you suckers wrote reviews. Music by Engineers
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Bob adds things to his anti-bucket list, Dan establishes a new speech pattern, and Horsecrazyme requests some Charlie’s Angels action. Music by Cold War Kids
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Unedited per reviewer request. We try our hand at a non-horror Hort, ask Bob anything, and come up with two new characters that are now personal favorites (favourites?). Music by NIN
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We reboot Short Circuit (per Michael's request) and also other things. Should I be concerned that I can't remember stuff that literally just happened? Maybe I need to eat more fish (They say it's brain food). Music by Francoise Hardy.
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Merry Hoobastank (4th of July)! Celebrate the foundation of our crumbling empire with a Black Peter themed musical, some holiday Yahoo questions, and discussion of jaill (southern prison). Music by the stank.
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We talk Dan Brown's porn knock-offs, Bob invents some new catch phrases, and Dan dumps coffee on his crotch. Music by Metric.
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Movie reviews, Swedish marketing campaigns, and freestlye Dick Flash. Thanks to Big Welsh for sponsoring today's episode. Music by Bon Iver.
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We discuss the UK colloquial definition of "minty", decide guessing can never be racist, and create a brand new musical about sexy clergy and voodoo ceramics. Music by Cujo.
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Join us as Bob faces down Melissa McCarthy's wrath and we uncover the dark secrets of hat ownership. Music by Sex Pistols.
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We're late so there's no editing. We talk to Tom. He was a delight. Also Benjamin Button II: Fringe Division. Music by Bloodhound Gang.
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Brought to you by Josh Otten's review, this week it's all Canadian. Canadian yahoo questions, Canadian rumors, Canadian observational comedy; A true lesson in being careful what you wish for. (all Canadian music)
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Dan fishes for snakes, Bob drops some Mary Shelley knowledge, both contribute entries to the Hunger Games canon. Music by 311 (duh).
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No new reviews this week… AND YET WE SOLDIER ON. Enjoy a Mexican restaurant repastification and Bob’s new segment, “Bob and Dan Judge a Book By its Cover”. Music by the Talking Heads.
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Look forward to a Dungeoneering/Desert Island mash-up, a discussion of race in videogames (…kinda), and some pancake chat. Music by Andrew Bird.
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Our official coverage of C2E2 2012! We talk about Val Kilmer (again), Walking Dead’s Glenn and Maggie, and our chance encounter with Sean Astin. All this plus the Cuties of the Week™! Music from the Ghost and the Darkness.
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Join us as we jump down the flannel hole that is 1993. With a “best of 1993” list, a Q&A with Val Kilmer, and an edition of Jazz Your IP for the disappointing “Lockout”. Music by Oingo Boingo.
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Happy Easter, friends. We tackle the internet’s questions about the high holiday, roleplay a single round of Scientist Dan Versus Super Shark, and have an unnecessarily long ending (just for super-fans). Music by Bob Dylan
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Thanks to Reburn for sponsoring this episode with his itunes review. That dude is into some dirty stuff… Look forward to an all poop sketch, another edition of Melissa McCathy’s Desert Island, and of course the Cuties of the Week™.
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Happy Bob and Dan’s Hunger Game brought to you by Hungryman dinners. Hungry? Strap on a man! Congrats to Kolbe for sponsoring this week’s episode with his itunes review and also for that new baby. (we know which one is)
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Happy belated St. Patrick’s Day! We try on some Irish accents, role-play a high seas holiday adventure, and beg you to keep us alive for another week. Remember, review us on itunes to keep the season alive. Only one more episode.
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A close call! Charlie wrote his review and, as promised, we return. BUT THE GAME HAS CHANGED! We require at least one itunes review a week to keep season three alive. How long will we go? That’s up to you.
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Meet the new season. Same as the old season. Except that we have a brand new segment (Bob and Dan Jazz Your IP!) and it’s delineated by a “3” instead of a “2”. I hope you like System of a Down.
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End of season two! We’ll be back next week, or possibly the week after. Soon, either way. Join us this week for Oscar talk, storybook recitation, and discussion of the Mass Effect 3 demo.
Music by Emilie Simon
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Short… so you know it’s good? We recast Spiderman, talk about Rob, and then Bob plays with a gun. Music by Keren Ann
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Join us as we relive our time with The Grey, do some deep-space dungeoneering, and champion the merrit of our individual twitter accounts.
Music by Jack White’s Third Man Records.
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We talk about stabbing wolves with Liam Neeson (The Grey), what we would bring to Melissa McCarthy’s island prison, and the formation of The League of Evil Podcasts.
Music by Neil Diamond
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Bob is given a woman’s phone number, so they role play the phone call that will never take place. Then they play the Movie Title Game and Bob gives a double Whitney Update.
Music by Blood Red Shoes
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Topics include crunchy beef burritos, the critic’s choice awards, Rooney Mara, demonic toaster portals.
Music by New Young Pony Club.
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Dan gets stuck in line at a Redbox, Bob demands twitter favorites while refusing to give them, and they both reminisce fondly about the space shuttle launch in Koyaanisqatsi.
Music from the Koyaanisqatsi sdtk.
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We start the new year off right with a discussion of Revenge of the Titans, a game of Number One or Number Two, and the introduction of Horts (horror shorts). Hope all your new year wishes have come true! (if they haven’t already, they most likely never will)
Music by Moreland & Arbuckle.
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As the year comes to a close, Bob and Dan look back at the stuff that was good this year. They also find time for a New Years themed Yahoo Answers segment and for Bob to workshop a new character. All this plus HILARIOUS BANTER. Merry Holiday.
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Merry Christmas! As promised, here’s our 2011 Holiday special. Hope you like it… it was a bear to edit. We do it for you, dear listener. And we hope you know how much we appreciate you listening. Have a great holiday!
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Joined by Our Four Cents host, Zach Arneman this week. We not only role play his impending date, we create the next hit AMC program and take a moment to discuss Syfy’s Hook prequel.
Music by Stabbing Westward.
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This week they reminisce about the Flesh or Plastic conflict, Dan reveals that his brother-in-law is playing Skyrim wrong, and they both celebrate the legalization of horse consumption.
Music by (once again) The Black Keys.
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Happy shopping, dear listener. This week Dan tells his one Black Friday story and, since Bob didn’t shop, they re-enact a ficticious Linen’s & Things doorbuster. Also, the triumphant return of “The Movie Title Game”… or whatever it’s called.
Music from the Shatter sdtk.
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Happy Thanksgiving, friends. What are you thankful for? The traditional holiday ham? Bob and Dan are thankful for ham
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