The Jermaine Show a.k.a. The Shoe Program: Recent Episodes
Jermaine "Laces Out" Laster
LET'S HOPE THE REST OF THE SUMMER SUPERHERO MOVIES DON'T FAIL AS MISERABLY AS THE AVENGERS.
Nothing beats 100% organic bouncing breasts. That applies to all letters of the alphabet. The jiggle of a real breast is nothing but nothing but right.
Official dance performance of the Shoe Program (Kate Upton video): http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/01/kate-upton-cat-daddy-dance-bikini/#.T6CO3dX7hMs
Explanation of the tease at the end of The Avengers: http://collider.com/avengers-ending-explained/164058/
The Dark Knight Rises trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8evyE9TuYk&feature=player_embedded
The Amazing Spider-Man trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7nWNkAIT34&feature=player_embedded
The Expendables 2 trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XQf3YP8p85I#!
The Watch(Neighborhood Watch) trailer: http://www.ign.com/videos/2012/05/04/the-watch-red-band-trailer
UFC on FOX 3 fight card: http://www.ufc.com/event/FOX3/printFightCard
UFC on FOX 3 pre-fight press conference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQnr9C-Fb4w&feature=player_embedded
UFC on FOX 3 weigh ins: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHPa_tqrwMc&feature=plcp
just about any career in professional sports > most people's lives
Laces out.
JermaineShow@gmail.com
JERMAINE WAS VERY IMPRESS WITH THE INAUGURAL INVICTA FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP CARD.
All the ground game in the world doesn't change the fact that the Dallas Cowboys are not and haven't been one player away from a Super Bowl since 1994.
Dallas Cowboys 2012 draft picks: http://www.dallascowboys.com/team/draft.cfm
Dallas Cowboys free agents: http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/cowboys/post/_/id/4692493/cowboys-add-21-college-free-agents
NSAC response to Nick Diaz: http://www.mmafighting.com/ufc/2012/4/30/2989785/state-of-nevada-rebuts-nick-diaz-lawsuit
Coit finally gets called on his sequel/prequel hypocrisy. Prometheus trailer: http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=89721
Iron Man 2.5/The Avengers TV spots: http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=89704
HISHE Hunger Games links: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxsjRmN9syc&feature=bf_prev&list=UUHCph-_jLba_9atyCZJPLQQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBrcn1JGgbA&feature=bf_prev&list=UUHCph-_jLba_9atyCZJPLQQ
Laces out.
JermaineShow@gmail.com
HAD TO RECORD THIS BEFORE SKELETOR UNDIES AND BECOMES "ZOMBIE JERRY."
I'd mess with Zombie Jesus before I'd mess with Zombie Jerry.
Gotta think smart when the zombie apocalypse comes.
Laces out.
JermaineShow@gmail.com
JERMAINE GOES ON ANOTHER ANDERSON SILVA RANT.
UFC President Dana White goes off on his own Fedor rant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c4TvqYzAGkM#!
Deion Sanders post-assault Tweet:
http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-23-at-7.30.44-PM.png
NBC car interview with Deion:
http://www.nbcdfw.com/blogs/blue-star/Deion-Sanders-Says-Estranged-Wife-Attacked-Him-148617305.html
Angie Gomez arrest video:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/texas-prom-queen-arrested-allegedly-faking-cancer-raising-155641926.html
With the 2012 NFL Draft around the corner we’re going to talk about the Cowboys again soon…honest.
Dallas Cowboys 2012 Draft picks:
http://www.dallascowboys.com/team/draft.cfm
Bleacher Report grading of Cowboys’ 2011 Draft:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/686586-2011-nfl-draft-grades-grading-best-and-worst-of-all-32-teams/entry/76378-dallas-cowboys-2011-draft-picks-nfl-draft-results-report-card
The word “effortlessly” shifted its shapes.
Laces out.
JermaineShow@gmail.com
ANY MAN WHO IS WILLING TO TAKE A BULLET FOR THE PRESIDENT HAS EARNED SOME PURE COLOMBIAN STRANGE. THAT BEING SAID, YOU CAN'T RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE BY NOT PAYING YOUR LADY FRIEND, EVEN IF SHE IS ONLY WORTH $30. IF HE FOLLOWED JERMAINE'S PROSTITUTE PRICING SYSTEM TO BEGIN WITH, THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
Before we entertain any BS about housewives deserving a $100k salary, you hypocrites need to start paying your nannies and babysitters more. Alternatively, you can close your legs and stop trying to take credit for something dogs do. THE WAR ON THE PENIS MUST END!!!
TMZ photos of the alleged Colombian prostitute: http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/hooker#tab=most_recent
UFC 145 Fight Card: http://www.ufc.com/event/UFC145/printFightCard
UFC 145 Preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIVLYXJaBR4&feature=relmfu
UFC 145 Weigh-In Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vAxThUOanO8#!
By week's end, Jermaine is going to shotgun a bag of iced/sweet tea.
Laces out.
JermaineShow@gmail.com
THE CLOSER WE GET TO THE NEXT DRAFT THE MORE I CAN FEEL SKELETOR'S COLD UNDEAD HANDS AROUND MY TEAM'S THROAT.
Take a look at my Cowboys. They’re the only team I got. Not much of a franchise. The fans don’t seem to get a lot.
Laces out.
JermaineShow@gmail.com
YOU WOULD BE BETTER SERVED WATCHING THE MOVIE TWISTER THAN WATCHING TORNADO COVERAGE ON TV IF YOU'RE TRYING TO AVOID BEING SWEPT AWAY DOROTHY STYLE.
Terminator rules don't apply during tornadoes or the zombie apocalypse. Do NOT come with me if you want to live.
Affidavit in Zimmerman case: http://media.trb.com/media/acrobat/2012-04/69353440.pdf
Star-Telegram details about failed plot to kill Arlington Mayor: http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/04/12/3880332/feds-seized-22-guns-from-arlington.html
Alistair Overeem on MMA Uncensored Live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pymYf3HEO3s
UFC on Fuel 2 fight card: http://www.ufc.com/event/UFCSweden/printFightCard
The first person to state the timecode for the exact moment I reached across the table to wake Coit's ass up gets a free t-shirt.
Laces out.
JermaineShow@gmail.com
IF IT IS YOUR NATURE TO JUDGE A PERSON BY THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN AND NOT THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER, YOU ARE A RACIST, END OF STORY, ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT JUDGMENT LEADS YOU TO A SPECIFIC ACTION YOU WOULD NOT ORDINARILY TAKE.
I don't know about you, but whenever I'm looking to bring a bag of Skittles to a gun fight, I'm always wearing my hoodie.
Video of Miesha Tate being armbarred by Ronda Rousey:
http://deadspin.com/5890330/ronda-rousey-did-inhuman-things-to-miesha-tates-arm-in-last-nights-strikeforce-title-bout
Battle Royale > Hunger Games
Trust us. We're doctors.
JermaineShow@gmail.com
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE THIS IS THE OFFICIAL ANTHEM FOR SHOE PROGRAM NATION.
Do not be fooled by The Jones' speak, and do not be distracted by his dancing shape-shifting gypsy, Felix.
Laces out.