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Navigate through the crazy world of pop culture on Power 100.1's Hot Mess Express. From celebrities to crazy new fashion trends, there is no topic that is off limits for this podcast out of Athens, Georgia!
Amber and Walker open the show by showing Walker's age because he doesn't know what venmo is. They also talk about the story of how Walker lost his keys and the story behind "Misses Garlic." They talk about new slang terms added to the dictionary, High School Musical: The Musical, Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj, and the Colin Kaepernick-Nike controversy. All that and MUCH MORE on this episode of THME!
Stayed tuned after this episode for brand new music from J Tyler off his brand new album, "Prelude," OUT NOW. Amber and Paul are joined by special guest J Tyler to discuss his new music and his upcoming performance during Athens Pride on September 9th. They also talk Tinder vs. "Slow Dating," fish sticks on pizza and Ben Affleck!
PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE SEASON IS UPON - and early nonetheless. Venmo @ Macie Banks to treat her (and Amber too) to a PSL! They also encourage you to celebrate National Wine Day and talk about a couple in China who were trying to have a baby...the wrong way (NSFW)! They also reveal their favorite Mary-Kate and Ashley movies and talk about what the famous twins are up to now! They just turned 32! Find out more on this episode of THME!
On this episode that took an entire day to record, Paul and Amber discuss the hamster from hell, a guy who put up 300 billboards to apologize to his girlfriend and of course The Backstreet Boys.
For a consumer report packed episode, Amber and Steve introduce Carmen who feels us in on what life as an aspiring actor is like. They discuss the Pumpkin Spice Latte mania, Hubba Bubba flavored Gin and a fork that shocks you while you eat. This and much more messiness...
Amber watches The Bachelorette for the very first time and it also happens to be the finale. Abby and Macie give their take and even bring is Taylor B. to talk about her encounter with a contestant. Then the gang talks about snapchat dysmorphia and Fornite lessons.
Paul & Amber discuss the burglary of shark from an Aquarium, how Natty Light wants to help you get a job (for once), Chipotle striking again, and why Bow Wow wants to quit his rap career to go work at GameStop.
Amber, Paul and Steve talk about the lost art of the "yo mama joke," bigfoot, disposable cups and Post Malone's meatball-vegetable dilemma.
ABBAYYYYY, Macie and Amber discuss why middle children are going extinct, upside down jeans, high-heeled crocs, avozillas and John Mayer roasting people on the internet.
Amber, Abby and Macie talk about how fake IHOP is and their publicity stunts, a game show that pays off your student loan debt, Justin Beiber & Hailey Baldwin getting engaged and Zac Efron's dreads.
Steve stop catching L's and finally joined Amber and Paul for another episode. They talk about 4th of July, how a girl caught her cheating boyfriend via Jimmy Johns, upside down bikinis and Drake's new album. Don't forget about all the extremely really really embarrassing moments that they are some how not afraid to share.
Amber and Paul interview Ryan Brown of Friendship Music and Art Festival and how this festival of friendship came about. Then Amber and Paul talk the usual nonsense of hot messes, cotton candy hot dogs, dumb criminals, and wild celebrities.
Amber, Macie and Andy talk a lot about poop, mistakes in Disney movies, video game addiction, the MTV Movie & Video Awards and the Ariana Grande/Pete Davidson situation.
Captain "Appy" Jessen takes the wheel as this episode's host as Amber and Macie hang on for dear life while she navigates them through the mean streets of pop culture. The main focus is IHOB chaos and listening to all of Amber's voicemails.
Amber and Andy interview Road to Roo winners The Norm! They talk how they got started as a band, their Road to Roo experience, how they're getting ready for Bonnaroo and the future of Amber and Andy's band (just kidding). Are we kidding though? Idk.
This episode is a compilation of the best hot mess moments of the year...so far. You'll hear a variety of guests tell jokes, and their very personal and very embarrassing stories.
Amber, Abby and Macie discuss the whole Lauren-Yanny chaos, fake news, The Bachelorette and play a game of, "With or Without You." < Tune in to find out what that is.
Mr. Steal Yo Girl almost got arrested for playing his bassoon in a church parking lot, a guy sues Halo Top for misleading labeling, Tay-Tay Swift is the queen of petty, and Melania is apparently a popular baby name I mean YUGE.
IT'S THME'S 50TH EPISODE AIR HORNS!!!!! We've made it this far and so have you! For this very special 50th episode: Amber is joined by Abby and Macie to talk RELATIONSHIPS (gross), Netflix accounts, Amber's kidney failure scare (sort of true), and of course KANYE CHAOS - stylized "Kanye Kaos."
Amber is joined by Paul and Steve to talk about birds carrying sharks carrying fish, they play a game of Plead the Fifth, and discuss what it was like to have braces as a kid. Also, there's a Ed Sheeran sing-along so you don't want to miss that.
Amber calls up Neil Fallon from the band Clutch for an unconventional phone interview. They discuss songwriting, Clutch's journey as a band and their new music. Clutch will perform at the Georgia Theatre in Athens, Georgia on April 30, 2018.
FROM THE ARCHIVES aka like 2 weeks ago, Amber and Paul discuss how a kid ate laced mac n cheese, yet again Amber's food allergies as a child, oreo ice cream cake and Kate Gosling. Tune in for more mess.
Amber talks to Road to Roo finalists, Saxony and Devin from Revel in Romance. Sax and Dev talk about their Road to Roo experience, the adventures they've had as a band and even family. They also tackle deal breakers and complex, "Would You Rather Questions." Make sure you give this episode 5 stars!
Amber and Steve interview local band Walden, last years' Road to Roo winners! They talk Walden's new music, pet peeves and play a game of Would You Rather.
Amber, Paul and Steve investigate the mystery of who bit Beyonce in the face at that one party. They also talk Lobster and Waffles, and much mo' messiness.
This week's episode focuses on St. Patty's Day shenanigans, a woman who paid $19,000 for her cat to get a kidney transplant and how Rihanna controls the world.
Amber is joined by Your Georgia country SUPERSTARS and morning show hosts Walker and Macie. They discuss what "type" of person would drop a box on a puppy aka a sick. They also discuss the Amazon Echo's creepy laugh and John Bon Jovi's wet bar...whatever that is. Listen to the entire episode for your chance to win a POWER PRIZE PACK! Yay!
Amber brings in her co-hosts from another show, Molly and Gabe. They talk about how there was a rescue pig named Molly but then her owners ate her after adopting her. Which is weird and gross. Papa Johns and the NFL are never ever ever getting back together. Will Smith says "nah," to bugs in Georgia and Donald Glover buys 113 boxes of Thin Mints on live national television. All this and more on Episode 42 of The Hot Mess Express.
Amber, Steve and Paul return to let you know that sometimes high fashion isn't always fashionable, squirrels are terrifying and K-Fed needs to leave Britney alone!
Amber is joined by Marie and Jake from the band Eureka! California on Episode 40 of THME. They talk Hot Mess Moments from the past, The Red Hot Chili PIPERS, cheeseburgers, and Jennifer Anniston never finding love.
Amber, Steve and Paul talk seals in Florida, people who sunk their entire live "savings," in the ocean, where you can cheaply go for Valentines Day and the Finnish snowboarding coach who likes to knit. All this and more messiness on THME.
Amber, Paul and Steve discuss the Super Bowl and the destruction of the city of Philadelphia. Amber's going to "accidentally," fall in a hot tub for money. They also talk how glitter gin might be a little questionable to drink. Finally, they discuss the Kylie Jenner pregnancy super troll.
Amber is joined by Walker and Abby from Your Georgia Country to talk about Tide Pods, how scientists want to extend adolescence to the ripe ole' age of 24, Apple wanting to store your health records, and Oprah not running for president. All of this and more on Episode 37 of THME.
Amber, Paul and Steve talk about their messiest moments from the week. There is also mention of a potentially HAZARDOUS MONSTER ASTEROID coming close to earth. Oh...and Zombie Deer Disease. They also try to figure out what BitCoin is and why Kim and Kanye named their baby after a city. All this and more of THME.
Amber is joined by Sam Franco from 960 The Ref and Logan Booker of WGAU, where they talk sports (Amber doesn't really), ice hotels, Kanye West and their use of fire extinguishers. All this and more on Episode 35 of THME.
Amber, Paul and Steve return for the VERY FIRST EPISODE OF 2018! Also, the Georgia Bulldawgs football team (their Alma Mater) is going to the National Championship! WE GOIN' TO THE SHIP! Not only that, but Amber got bit by a dog, Iguanas are frozen in Florida, people can now pump their own gas in Oregon and Taco Bell is getting FRENCH FRIES. Tune in for more messiness!
Amber has compiled all of her favorite clips from 2017. This includes Paul's hot mess encounter with the maintenance guy, the volcano shark conversation with Charly and who could forget the pizza bikini. These moments and MUCH more! Thanks to everyone for a messy year and to all of you that have boarded The Hot Mess Express. Let 2018 be even messier!
For a very special year end episode of the Hot Mess Express Amber asks Paul and Steve a few, " Relationship Deal Breaker," questions. They talk worst dates, a woman who apparently can smell Parkinson's Disease, Arby's meat sweats, P. Diddy wanting to buy the Carolina Panthers, Khloe Kardashian, and the Office revamp rumors. They wrap up with a game of, "Missed Connection Perplexion." To find out exactly what that is, you'll just have to tune in.
Amber, Paul and Steve continue their conversation on real Christmas trees vs. fake trees. They also discuss the 10 most depressing holiday songs, try the new "Christmas Tree Frappuccino," and, of course, make fun of the occasional celebrity.
Amber explains to Steve and Paul her best guess of what "gel nails," are. Then, they all talk New Zealand, giant Christmas trees, drunken cops, swimming with sharks, and why B.O.B. doesn't believe slavery happened. You can only get this melting pot of content here, on THME.
Amber, Paul and Steve return to talk the WORST Thanksgiving dishes, people getting punched at sporting events, a woman marrying her daughter, why zits are trending, and "The Juice," on the loose.
Welcome aboard the HAUNTED Hot Mess Express! This very special episode combines two shows into one for an ultra long, messy and spooky ride into the darkness. So buckle up, as Amber, Abby, Steve and Paul talk ALL HALLOWEEN for All Hallows Eve.
On episode 27, Steve the "Dinator," joins Amber and Abby to discuss their hot mess shenanigans, an iguana on the run from the cops, being possessed by "spirits," Abby being trapped under hundreds of stuffed animals, Chick-Fil-A, more food, Lil Bow Wow and much messy messiness.
On this very special episode of The Hot Mess Express, Amber and Macie interview William D. Gould. William is the man behind what some people are calling, "The Great Cactus Napping." He received internet fame from a local flyer requesting the return of his stolen and beloved cactus, Terry. This, and much more messiness.
Abby's going through a quarter-life crisis, Amber is ALLEGEDLY afraid on her own shadow and Macie continues to give updates on how messy the B.O.B. flat earth situation is. Plus, your typical weird worldly stories, hilarious trends and celebrity gossip.
On this episode, Abby has a breakdown about missing cheese as she takes on the Whole30 diet. Amber just has a regular breakdown for no reason and is not on a diet. They talk world ending, "The Great Cactus Napping," double jeans, and why teenagers are twitter famous.
Amber & Macie break down who "THEY," really are with their investigative journalistic skills. Other hot topics include: Why Amber has beef with clowns, why Macie ate an entire bag of candy, hot cops, pool sharks & what decade is "having a moment," in fashion right now.
This episode features a very special, "Get to Know Ya," segment. Amber asks Abby and Macie questions and their answers are maybe not so below-average. You'll have to listen to find out. Amber is still obsessing about the chupacabra situation. Also, don't forget T-swizzle as the ladies theorize what the LWYMMD video is REALLY all about. Of course, there's much more messiness.
The Hot Mess Express is BACK as Amber returns to drop a fire mix-tape with Abby about Game of Thrones, chupacabras (bless you), pants, Taylor Swift and really messy moments.
Abby Jessen of Your Georgia Country fame joins Amber to talk about dancing with Alpacas in Canada, a guy who might be a little misunderstood, stiletto pumps in the skate rink YEAH, Shaq for Sheriff and a lot more celebrity drama!
Amber, Josh and Heather talk drinks on a plane but snakes in a dryer, contacts or glasses, Aaron Carter getting in arrested in Georgia, DMX committing tax evasion, and much more messiness.
Amber, Josh and Heather talk Amber's next career move as the Wiener Mobile Driver, why TSA wants your fudge, gender reveal parties, the latest on Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian, and much more messiness. Oh, and Heather knows the entire Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song.
On this episode of The Hot Mess Express: Amber, Josh and Macie discuss what REALLY happens way down yonder on the Chattahoochee. They also talk about lace suits, $10k pizza bikinis, the Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna DRAMA and much more messiness.
Officially the longest episode yet featuring Jerry/Walker and Heather. They talk chicken nuggets, how they prefer their Oreos, a kid named "DeSequel," the train wreck that is Johnny Depp and much much more.
This episode features Macie from Power 100.1FM. Amber and Macie talk Bovine Bandits, why the F word is normal, #butterorbust, coconut oil is BAD for you and so is putting Coca-Cola on your skin, Michael Phelps' plans to race a shark for Shark Week, onion rings and of course BEYONCE.
Episode 14 features Josh from Power 100.1FM and Heather from Magic 102.1FM. Josh bought some weird pants. Heather believes in mermaids. Does Amber even really shower? So much messiness on this episode of THME.
Episode 13 features a very special guest, Charly, from Georgia's Own Charly and Walker on Your Georgia Country WNGC. Charly watches This is Us and shames Amber for not. They talk about volcano sharks, gasoline snakes, fidget spinners, the Kathy Griffin fiasco and much more.
The Pope vs. Donald Trump, Homeless Guy vs. Taser, Montana Politician vs. Guardian Reporter, Charcoal Masks vs. Skin Damage, Kourtney Kardashian vs. Bella Thorne, Justin Bieber vs. The Spanish Language, and Ash & Amber vs. Life. All verses on this episode of the Hot Mess Express.
Ashley is now convinced that Avril Lavigne is, in fact, a robot. Some guy sued some woman for texting during some movie date. The internet hackers are back. Chanel is selling a $1400 Boomerang, why we do not now. Kylie Jenner fell off a bike and it's great.
Big ballers don’t overcharge kids for shoes, did Avril Lavigne die?, Neiman Marcus is selling destroyed sneakers for $1400, and for no reason at all this episode features a talk about Reading Rainbow.
Will Trump build a wall around his star on the Hollywood walk of fame? Will Shaq be the next sheriff of DeKalb County? What's the real reason Richard Simmons disappeared for nine months? Will Amber fight Ryan Seacrest? All these answers and more on this episode of The Hot Mess Express.
On this episode of THME: Some sick freak in Waynesboro, Virginia is shaving people's cats, McDonald's FRORK?!, Disaster Tent City aka Fyre Music Festival with beachside cheese sandwich brawlers, the artist formerly known as Billy Ray Cyrus, and is Amber banned from a certain CVS?
Why are cops punching old men in restrooms? How is United Airlines still in business? What are those Nordstorm mud-stained pants REALLY stained with? Is Chris Soules in cahoots with that bathroom cop? Why was Kourtney Kardashian doing naked cartwheels in Mexico? FIND OUT THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS ON EPISODE 7 OF THME WITH ASHLEY AND AMBER.
The sixth installment of THME includes a 12 year old Aussie kid that decided to peace-out and drive 8000 miles across country, you'll find out whether Ash would rather be dragged off a plane or listen to Kenny G for 30 minutes, the internet is enraged at Rihanna, and the BRAND NEW Ashley and Amber's own CONSUMER REPORT...including cool music. + MUCH MORE MESSINESS
According to Amber it's a "Dope new episode," consisting of Atlanta basically sinking into the earth, memes about Atlanta, old McDonald sauces worth $15,000, British things and much mo messiness.
Bat salads, Peeperoni Peepza, and more disgusting foods. The second worst thing to happen during a Pepsi Ad. Tornadoes. Ashley and Amber don't know anything about sports or stocks, so don't ask them. Many other things on this week's episode of THME.
Ashley and Amber discuss the Miss Snake Charmer Pageant, what REALLY happened to Atlanta's I-85 bridge, how Amber almost beat up an old lady and much more messiness.
Cash Me Outside Girl gets a reality show, Jon Gosselin is a stripper, Shaq is a flat-earther, leggings can't fly, and Ash and Amber still can't get it together.
The Tom Brady's jersey fiasco, The Cracker Barrel Conundrum, M-fin Snakes on a M-fin Plane, and much more...