Commentary Monthly Monday – Two True Freaks: Recent Episodes
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Join Chris Tyler and Chris Honeywell as they kick off their series of Quentin Tarantino movies at the beginning with True Romance! All the DNA of QT movies is here right from the start! Great acting, dialogue, Mexican standoffs – all the things we’ve grown to know and love! Sit [...]
Welcome to a SPECIAL LIVE EPISODE! Join Thomas Dejas, Sean Foster and Dario Gonzalez as they MAKES CHRIS HONEYWELL WATCH A WESTERN! Chris gets Sam Peckinpah’s classic THE WILD BUNCH wiped off his list of shame! Recorded live in GARAGE #9 in Kew Gardens, Queens on day 3 of FREAKFEST [...]
Did you think you’d heard the last of The Freaks’ talking through your favorite movies? Well – LET’S PRETEND YOU DID! THEY’RE BACK! Due to a scheduling error delaying Earning My Ears, Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner return to the commentary arena with everyone’s favorite (to rag on) Star Trek [...]
Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they comment their way through a NEW COMMENTARY – THE 80’s CLASSIC – TOP GUN!!!This is a movie starring TOM CRUISE and JOHNNY DEPP or someone. It is about a GUN that is the GREATEST GUN EVER and there is fighting over it [...]
It’s the LAST GASP of Guest Editor’s Month! Join Paul “The Producer” Spataro, Dr. Bill Robinson, Dave Atteberry and Chris “Hair Metal Hero” Tyler as they go out with a FULL-BLOWN ARNIE-THON!! In STARK CONTRAST to the unscripted, unresearched commentaries of Gardner and Honeywell, this commentary is a structured, acedemic [...]
In anticipation of the new Godzilla movie, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell take a step back to the LAST American version of Godzilla that swapped a guy in a rubber suit for CGI and Raymond Burr for Ferris Bueller. Scott has a SPECIAL MESSAGE for the listeners and Chris makes [...]
LAAAAAA! Guest commentators Paul Spataro and Bill Robinson, the DEULING ARNOLDS, tackle the 80’s titan – PREDATOR! There’s really nothing more to say than DiManzicorp STRONGLY advises against playing the debilitating and often fatal PREDATOR CHOPPER/HOPPER DRINKING GAME – where you drink when you hear the word “chopper” or the [...]
Join Chris Honeywell as he takes the solo reigns for a commentary on Hack Snyder’s THE MAN OF STEEL. Chris does the UNTHINKABLE – analyzes the film with script, character, motivation, cinematography and subtext in mind – IN THE CONTEXT OF THE MOVIE. Instead of judging the movie on what [...]
Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they take the opportunity to revisit 2011’s THOR just as it’s sequel – THE DARK WORLD is released! This movie was a big surprise for both Freaks who did not think it would work on the big screen. This is one of those [...]
This month the Freaks dig up a neglected Halloween classic! John Badham’s 1979 adaptation of DRACULA starring Frank Langella, Sir Lawrence Olivier and Donald Pleasance. This moody film often seems to get lost in the vast sea of vampire movies, and it’s a shame. With great acting, cinematography and a [...]
The Freaks talk all the way through one of the greatest and most under-appreciated animated films of all time! Waner Brothers’ THE IRON GIANT!! Join Chris and Scott for their take on the film that is often called the best non-Disney animated feature out there and a lively discussion all [...]
Join Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor as they serve up a special LIVING ROOM 3D edition of Commentary Monthly Monday. This month’s movie is the excellent 2012 film – DREDD! This movie got short shrift in the theater and Scott and Chris sing it’s glories here! THRILL to their attempt [...]
Join Scott “Noxiousmous Prime” Gardner and Chris “Not A Fan Of Michael Bay” Honeywell as they dedicate a GIANT SIZED episode to a movie about GIANT SIZED ROBOTS – Michael Bay’s TRANSFORMERS! This is a movie normally out of the Freaks’ wheelhouse, yet somehow became a movie, despite all odds, [...]
Return with us now to those THRILLING DAYS OF YESTERYEAR with Col. George Custer Gardner and his trusty sidekick Chris (distant relative of US Grant) Honeywell as they talk over one of Scott’s childhood favorites – The Legend Of The Lone Ranger! While Scott views it through a lens of [...]
This month, Commentary Monthly Monday celebrates the 75th anniversary of The Man Of Steel!!! Join Scott Gardner along with special guests Chris Tyler – The Hair Metal Hero and Michael Bailey for a fun look back at four randomly selected episodes of “Superman – The Animated Series”!
Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they blab through the oft-maligned Iron Man 2. Huddle in fear as Iron Man faces his greatest foe – IVAN DRAGO or VIGO MORGENSTEN, or whatever the hell his name is. Also, the Freaks find a write up about their show that highlights [...]
Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they blab over one of the all-time classics – THE WIZARD OF OZ! Childhood memories are rehashed and mercifully, not a single “not in Kansas anymore” joke is made! A new term, “SMARKY” is coined – find out what it means! Bonus points [...]
AT LAST!! This month, Scott is joined by his buddy pal Michael Bailey for a lighthearted look at one of best super-hero flicks you’ve never heard of!! John Ritter is Captain Avenger in HERO AT LARGE!!
Get out your 3 gallon bowl of figgy pudding, fire up the Christmas Log and get ready to settle in for a LONG CHRISTMAS EVE with Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell. The Freaks watch three, count ’em, three classic and semi-classic Christmas TV specials! Also, they pull out the Christmas [...]
This month, Chris Honeywell and Michael Bailey talk over what is often called “one of the best Star Trek movies”, GALAXY QUEST! Beforehand, the conspicuous absence of CO-FREAK Scott Gardner is discussed and bizarre, yet plausable conspiracy theories are bandied about! Then- LET THE GEEK OUT BEGIN! Galaxy Quest is [...]
It’s Halloween time and this time the Freaks talk through Tobe Hooper’s POLTERGEIST, which along with ET, form the good and evil sides of Steven Spielberg’s 1982 suburban diptych! Listen as Scott and Chris fawn over all the great Star Wars toys in the background! See the Hulk on a [...]
The Freaks have been sitting on this one! Recorded FRESH after Chris and Scott’s first viewing of the Avengers, this one is enthusiastic! This one is a GUSH-FEST!
In what’s sure to be a contentious episode, Scott Gardner and Michael Bailey give up the love to The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! Disowned by Alan Moore, ignored by fanboys, Mike and Scott set up the case that this movie is basically THE 19th CENTURY AVENGERS! Agree? Skeptical? Either way, [...]
In June of 2012, the world lost one of the greatest authors of all time, RAY BRADBURY. The Freaks pay tribute to this influential visionary this month by talking through the Disney production of Something Wicked This Way Comes, an often neglected and overlooked film that Bradbury considered the best [...]
It’s Independence Day It’s Two True Freaks It’s a mystery episode It’s awesome It’s about time you downloaded it already Enjoy
Join the Freaks and COMIC COHORT Michael Bailey as they munch popcorn and Combos and talk all the way through ULTIMATE AVENGERS with their mouth’s full! Six years before Joss Whedon’s little sleeper film there was a cartoony smash ’em up with many of the same elements and the Freaks [...]
This month it’s a REAL RIP-SNORTER! Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they watch Arnie RIP and SNORT his way through TOTAL RECALL! Philip K. Dick’s dystopian mind-bender becomes a BLOODY, CATCH PHRASE SOAKED ROLLER COASTER RIDE in the hands of master filmmaker Paul Verhoeven! Chris suffers a psychotic [...]
It’s the SECOND Spielberg commentary in a row! This time the Freaks go off the deep end talking about the film that TRAUMATIZED SCOTT FOR LIFE – JAWS! Is Chris actually Hooper? Will Scott ever swim in open water? How do they manage to horn Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure into this [...]
THE LISTENERS HAVE SPOKEN! Voting is complete on this month’s Commentary Monthly Monday and the WINNER is RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK! The Freaks give the film their trademarked treatment but also deliver MORE! Find out about Jamie Benning’s latest Filmumentary RAIDING THE LOST ARK! Scott receives some Indy books [...]
Welcome to the first monthly commentary by Two True Freaks, imaginatively titled COMMENTARY MONTHLY MONDAY! To christen the new show, the Freaks have broken out a CLASSIC! BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE! What’s not to love? A Go-Go in chain mail! Ghengis Khan and Abe Lincoln TOGETHER AGAIN and George [...]