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Welcome to the world of Podsnappery! Admission is free and our accountant is avoiding our calls. Possibly because we haven’t officially hired him in any capacity. It’s this sort of questionable life decision that got us thinking about the world and our place in it. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Ross Warner Like a fine wine, Ross remains untouched and quietly collecting dust in the cellar of a bank manager’s suburban home. Patiently biding his time, his ideas and intellect are ripe for the picking. Listening to his dulcet tones is often equal parts intoxicating, nauseating, and frowned upon publicly before midday. Fermented for your pleasure, Ross will always be there to help you take the edge off after a long day. Podsnappery fans often wake up with a pounding headache, unexplainable groin chafe and a complete stranger in their bed after a big night listening to Ross. He has been known to lead to adult-onset pregnancy for at least one very “lucky” lady.
Hayley Angell With the elegance of a unicorn, the sophistication of a thoroughbred, and the leg-to-hind proportions of a rather downcast Shetland Pony, Hayley really is the people’s favourite. In the prime of her career, with a lustrous mane and determination to succeed, she is the glue – neigh – glue factory, that keeps the Podsnappery crew at full gallop. Though her days of “entering the straight” are behind her, she still holds the whip hand when it comes to keeping the Podsnapper gents on track. Away from the podcast limelight, when the cheers of the punters have faded, Hayley likes to spend her time “laying brick” as they say. If your wife’s nickname happens to be “Brick”, that is.
From the ruins of a failed search for lads magazines, our heroic podcasting duo stumble upon gold. Big, gay rainbows of pure gold. Ross embarks on a painful journey deep within to discover the truth about his love of a sweet root (vegetable). Hayley rides a lilac pommel horse to within an inch of its life in a desperate bid to attract sperm donors. Finally, in a rare display of intelligence and coherent sentence formation, we give our official "love or nah" verdict for the upcoming marriage equality plebiscite.
Pour a stiff drink and plonk your latest 'Girlfriend' onto your lap. It's time to listen in as our presenters address the drunk, horny elephant in the room: Is Hayley in love with Ross? The intoxicating truth is revealed with the help of a widely-available test that all gals have turned to at some point of their dating lives. Also, Ross goes head-to-head with Dr Sally Cockburn and dishes out terrible sex & body advice to desperate women. Will his offerings be tough to swallow?
Cock-a-doodle-doo! Why stay cooped up when you could arise to see the morning glory here at Podsnappery Farms? There's nothing better than the tender meat of the peckers 'round here! Join Hayley & Ross as they scratch around the topics of man flu and sick dudes; keyboard warriors get fried; and find out how chicken farmers like to get freaky. Free-range discussion at its finest.
Freshly-squeezed content from Podsnappery Farms, with a taste that won't take long to acquire. Join Ross & Hayley on a rollicking rickshaw ride through a mouth-watering array of topics - from hot dads to workplace wanking. We promise it won't be tough to swallow - that's the Podsnappery guarantee!