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Time, Eug, and Delta experience a Trooth Man appearance, First World Whaling Problems, Commuting to your Spouse, Brain Prison, during this TV shows season finale and our podcasts mid-season finale. (Story Starts 18:32)
Time, Delta, and Eug talk about ACTUAL HOT DEBATE: Is Baseball Boring?, CORVID Causes Dyslexia, Arbuckle & Gatsby & Gertrude, The Weird Sadness of Penant Fraud and Competitive Eating, The Uncontrollable Bean, Making Things Political, Paid Hype, during this Super Exciting Baseball History Lesson. (Story Starts 19:29)
Time, Delta, and Eug talk about Are Roofs Floors?, The Truth About Time Travel, Talking Couch Theory, Texans, Eug’s Retail Horror Stories, Great Scams, Mannequin Magic, and Japanese Video Games in an Episode where Nothing happens Over and Over Again. (Story Starts 15:47)
Time Delta and Eug talk about Good Cults, Boomer Music, Beans, Bevis-8000, Eug’s Hard Grammar, Clown Bars, American Optimism, and Spoilers for Brigadoon in this Strange and Pointless Episode.(Story Starts 22:42)
Time, Delta and Eug talk about Hair Dryer Brothers, Hats with Feathers, Prison Home Alone, The Pony Island Massacre, Medical Detective, The Angry Clerk And the Vacant Vagrant, Rhyming Dysfunction, Rich Ghosts, and Beans in possibly The Best Episode so far. (Story Starts 17:24)
Time, Delta, and Eug ask things like Are Private Cat Toilets Smart? and What Is Millennium And How Long Can We Rant About It?, Also, The Dyslexia Train completely obliterates Jimmy Time during a show so awkward you’d think it was the first time they’ve ever done their 131st episode. (Story Starts 16:34)
Time, Eug, and Delta talk about How long does Bad Chicken Last?, Deep Sitcom Fan Lore, Anti- Dracula Propaganda, Cat Scan, Type-Casted Relationship, Bus Crazy, Bike People, What Love Is Like, and a lot of pushing in this very pro suicide episode. (Story Starts 21:58)
Time, Eug, and Delta talk about Delta Brand Eug’s “Get Outta Work” Bad Chicken, Falling Off A Polar Bear, Strangle Triangle, Ghost Children, A Bonkin’ Pan, The Great Peter Sellers, and Eug’s Official “Death Stranding” Report in this Bottle Episode. (Start Starts 17:23)
Time, Delta, and Eug talk Reluctant Sextoys, The St. Louis B.O.O.S., What is Mumblety Peg?, The Last Two Brain Cells, The Other Pip, Delta’s Evolution of Pornography, and the largest cage in history in Dyslexia Riddled episode. (Story Starts 16:05)
Time, Delta, and Eug talk Who Killed Epstein?, Confused old man, Hot Debate: What is a Bridge Too Far?, The Angels and All That, The Presumed Life of a Homeless Man, Delta The Squirrel, The Circus Sideshow: Dyslexics Anonymous, A 1950s Black Dollar, and the age old question Promoter vs Manager in this episode you […]
Time and Delta talk about Levels of Heaven, The Other Types of The Undertaker, Banana Eating, Coconut Inventor and Assassin, Free Jack City, Universal Monsters Director, Lasso The Rustle Beans, during The Best April Fools Prank Ever. (Story Starts 26:54)
Time, Eug and Delta talk about Wenching The Elderly, The Family Genes, The Truth Train, Announcing Your Emotion And Occupation, “Throw Me Under A Bus”, Delta’s Career Councilor Hate Continues into A Therapy Session in this episode that Takes A Dark Turn. (Story Starts 26:08)
Time, Eug, and Delta talk A Strong Resume, Truthman Almost Truths Too Far, The ACME CIA Company, Concrete Jungle, Eug’s Retirement Plan, 50’s Doctors, JCVD, The Largest Number: 100 during this Dead On The Inside Episode. (Story Starts 28:36)
Time, Eug and Delta talk Planet of the Monkees Network, Hot Debate: Why’s It So Hot Outside?, Truth Man Returns, Kidney Stone Song, Bananas, Our Friendly Neighborhood Procrastinator, Molestation By Association, and the Antifa Uniform during this absolutely confusing episode (Story starts 27:00)
Time, Eug and Delta talk about Fainting Pizzas, Li’l Mecks, Ads are Trash, Paranoia is So Dumb, Military Bird Calls, Jiggling the Hose, And A Word From Our Sponsor during this roller coaster ride episode. (Story starts 21:05)
Time, Eug and Delta talk about The Air Navy, Double-Oh-Shakespeare, Bathroom Attendants, Funny Looking Immigrants, Bustin’, and The Bad News Doctor during this Masters of Writing Workshop. (Story starts 22:30)
Time, Eug, and Delta talk about The Cyclical Economy, Blending into Other Cultures, Moon War, Mongolian Bard Music, The Totally Great War, Hummingbird Music, Shaky Hand Diagnosis, and our New Show Sponsors in this episode that’s Dead Before We Know It. (Story starts 21:21)
Time, Eug and Delta talk about Gin Commercials, Layers of the LA Ecosystem, WBeanW2-2, The Vulgar General, ACME Army, and the classic play Fiddler Crab On The Roof Goes West during this “I wish it left me glowing”. Episode (Story starts 21:14)
Time, Eug, and Delta talk about Dusty Rhodes Promos, Bomb Money, The Dramatist, TYPES OF BRITISH, and Hot Debate: Is There No Debate? in this Very Believable episode.
Time, Eug and Delta talk about Hot Debate: Would You Use A Cattle Catcher?, Greg’s Looged Anus, Sad Gram Cams, Ghost or Robot?, The Water slide Analogy, and Eug’s Beans in this Educational Film.
Time, Eug and Delta talk Hot Debate Overload, The Dyslexia Cylinder, No. 2 Pencils, Dumb Woman Stereotype, Assassin’s Creed Accuracies, Serling Doesn’t Understand The Signs, What is a Roast?, Math Shoes, Anxiety Homicide, and the Ye Olde Colonist Highway in this Directionless episode.
Time, Eug and Delta talk about Circle of Truth, Is Salt Good?, Neil Degrasse Delta, Bigfoot Watch, Grave Army Training, Space Madness, Rod Serling: Hitler Assassin, Hot And Sweaty Debate, and a “Hot Debate: Would You Pick Up A Hitchhiiker?” during this treacherous episode
Time, Eug, and Delta talk about WBeanW2, Big Cheese, Incest Navy, The Sad Spy, Orphans & Cheese, Battlestar vs Stargate, Yet Another Anti-Reading Rant and a special episode of “Hot Debate” in this Very Obvious episode.
Time, Eug, and Delta sing The Truth, and talk Hardcore Science, Talkin’ Toots, Geena Davis, Cold Reading Con Man, Superstitious Goons, Impressing Jodie Foster, and an Anti-Reading Rant during this Unrecognizable Story.
Time, Eug and Delta, talk about Cash Crunch, Weekend At Caddyshack’s, Delta Sings Country hits, The Suggestion Committee, The Taiwanese Watch Maker Rebellion of 400, Male Pride, and The King That Lays The Golden Egg in this Court Evidence Tape.
Time, Delta, and Eug talk about The Clock King, Diabetes and Dyslexia, An Unmanned Rocket, Women Are Like Dogs, Crazy Has-Been Actors, The Worst Prostitute, and The Crazy Lingo of The Past in an episode that is Easily Forgotten.
Time, Delta, and Eug talk Settlement Settlements, A Racist Monkey, Irish Cop Stereotype, The USS Nautical Pun, The intricacies of Wrestling Cultures, ART!, Time Zone Delta, Nazi Points, and The Christian Justice System in this Very Secret Nazi Episode.
Time, Eug, and Delta talk Cigarette Psychology, Piano Elevators, Christian movies, Train Fever, Death Hallucinations, and The Truth Hour almost leads into The Lie Hour in the most confusing episode yet..
Time, Eug and, Delta talk about The Russian and Bolshevik Show, Mattress Money, The Page Master, Dealing With Addiction, Tony “The Chimp” Danza, The Mime 12 Steps, Confused Judge, and Guessing The Future in this short story no one was allowed to read.
James Cameron Does Not Present: Red Dead No Redemption, Table of The Lord of The Rings of Elements, The Sound of Nazi Music, Bird Don’t Have Beaks, The Giver: The Way I Remember It, Jimmy Time Describes Visual Events, Lab Top Activity Center, and The Future of Social Security in this episode devoid of a […]
Jon Lovitz does not present: Paid Self-Promotion, Captain Baby, Only All Dogs Go To Heaven, Empty Wheelchair Threat, Little Jesuses, Oh The Places You’ll Jerk Off in this Self Rip-Off Episode.
Ron Howard does not present: Time, Delta, and Eug talk Truth Movie Quotes, How We Won The War, Eug discovers Radio, The Most Polite Town, Rod “Padding” Serling, The Blunning Blan, Cigarette Distance, and Blades Lollipops in what they used to call a Steally.
Tom Cruise Does Not Present: Time, Delta and Eug talk about #SecondCivilWar, Sinatra is Trash, Spy Al Yankovic, Hell’s Hierarchy, The 1930’s Ice Age, “Is he dead? I hope so!”, A Magic Pig Hoof, and a Death Flashback during this Dramatic episode.
Time, Delta, and Eug talk Wagwan, Global Warming Player One, Real Life Looney Tunes, Dirty Wild West, You Can’t Tell Time, Sobering Pride, Driver Jimmy Time, Dr. Rod Serling, during this Drunken Mess of an episode.
Jimmy Time, Jay Delta and Eug talk Horse Doctor, Dramatic Sting, Escaping Death, Texting Death, Child Land Owners, MLM Religion, Writing Music, and Lincoln Doesn’t Get A Pass? in another episode secretly about the government.
Jimmy Time, Jay Delta, and Eug talk about Rob Sterling, 50’s accent and lingo, Propagandists, Playing Mannequin, Army Badges, Swayze vs Stewart, Go First in life, Bi-planes and Tri-planes, Government Boxes, Moral Jizz, and Motivational Rod Serling during our first episode of Season 2.
Time, Delta, and Eug talk References To Things I Haven’t Seen, Baby Train Tickets, Fond Memories Of The Tom Green Show, Sad Money, Would You Kill Your Baby If It was Hitler?, Delta Pillow Parenting, Meme Calendar, Canadian Muppets, The Sheet Sheriff, Babar: Canada’s Most Hated Elephant, and the Citizen Kane of Songs during this […]
Time, Delta, and Skylar talk Arnold Eats Monkeys, Murdering Strangers, Poop Touchers, The Rental Monkey, Real Encyclopedia Facts, Human Shapes, Anything But Gay, Pregnancy Fucking, Bad Science, and Now You Three Me during this Movie and Bloopers
Time, Delta and Skylar talk about Pirates, Anti-Titanic, Fruit Merchandising, French France Florida, Sneaky Godzilla, Women and Children first, Why Is He Called Animal?, Reverse Infomercial, Who’s The Real Monster? in this Long and Boring Action movie.
Time, Eug, and Skylar talk about Mary Kate and Ashley Tourism, Klorps, Insane Don West Deals, Skylar’s Science Lesson, Heat Mouth, and Time Travel Confusion during a movie that doesn’t even pay attention to itself.
Jimmy Time and Jay Delta talk about Beach Porn Delta, Space Japanese Cats, Subways, A Criminal Orgy, The Power of Teachers, Too Old for Carnivals, White Castle, Stagehand Fun, Worst Political Candidate Ever, and Reboot Monkey during a movie that’s both Too Real and Too Fake.
Time, Delta, and Skylar talk about Demolition’s Stalk & Slash, The Axe Clang Gang, A Vampire Before Christmas, Fish & Rice: American Health Care, Star Wars Drawing, and Avoiding Work in this run amok 80’s stereotype that just HAS to be a Parody.
Jimmy Time, Jay Delta, and Skylar talk about The Vampire before Christmas, Vampire Airlines, Future News Unions, The Violet Power Ranger, Color Based Diet, and end with a song during this movie we really don’t understand.
Time, Delta and Skylar talk about the TV Show Supernatural, Bee Keeper Fashion, a Back-Flash, Naive Future, The Water Cycle, Amish Oligarchy, Feet Feet, Army Motto, “My Squad is Dead”, Ice Cream Dictatorship, Bed Bugs, Muscle Memory, and Pitt and the Pig during this insane attempt at cinematography.
Time and Delta talk about A Daily Emotional Journey, Who is the Gipper?, Ed Koch jr., Blame The Troops, Slow News Day, Fictional Characters In A Cartoon, and The Harlem Globetrotters in this late February episode about Major League but with Basketball.
Time, Skylar, and Eug talk “Mr. Pants”, Was Wayne’s World good?, Skylar hates Burn Notice, Basketball Player Lawn Furniture, Elephant On The Ice, Rubber Pucks, and Alba VS Biel Duel during a torture device about The Alarmingly Unique Life of Mike Myers.
Time, Delta, and Skylar talk about Locker Room Event Horizon, Waffles vs Pancakes, 2018 Grow Up, Will Smith Improv, Sexy Nervous System, Ike Barinholtz Mustache, Tricking God, and the sequel to Hitch in a What The What movie that wraps itself up over and over.
Time, Delta, and Money talk about Pleasure Torture, U.N. Tactics, Bullet Quotas, I Dream of Genie Sexism, Casablanca Comparison, Danny Money Doesn’t Understand Sacrifice, Dr. Mosquito, and Shows/Movies like V.I.P., Full House, Batman Forever, and Dark Man during this technically a movie.
Time, Skylar, and Delta talk The Bread Podcast, Old York, Lazy Cops, Dead-Kid-Toy Angels, Snake Doctor ’79, Santa’s Resume Padding, Terrible humans, Holy Rat Bites, Easy Sleazy God, and “When Can You Form A Torch Mob?” Answered in this Genre-less Apocalypse film.
Jimmy Time and Skylar, the former comic blog guy, talk about Pie Mom, Part-Time Workers, A Certified Cardboard Bad Ass, Operation Hoosier Daddy, Porn Stars Acting, White Guilt, Extremely Elaborate Espionage, & “3 Jingles and a Way” during this “No One Wants It” story narrated by Jimmy Time The Cable Guy.
Delta, Skylar, and Time talk President Art, Drug Dealing spot, Deflating Earth, President Schwarzenegger, Break your muscles, Future Hacking, Mental Doctors, Home Alone the City in this very accurate depiction of the future.
Time, Delta & Eug talk 1995 years, Weird Names, Hip 90s Corporate Kid, Protesting AIDS, Just Like My First Wife, Fax Machines, Spoilers for Cube the movie, Childhood Memories, The Current and Next Hollywood Scandal during the Cyberpunk Masterpiece.
Time, Delta & Money talk German Movie Genres, Jessica Falling, Type Casting Cuba Gooding Jr, Looney Tunes, White Women Be Crazy, Racism, Sexual Assault, Child Rape, and Space Turtles in this complete rip off of a movie.
Delta, Danny, and Time try to remember the other Scary Movie plots, and talk Types of Monkeys, Types of Amish, Benny Hill, Comfort Wigs, Schwing!, Pole Dancing, Jerry O’Connell, Dog Sexualization, The Dark Lord, Mama King Cole during this painfully unfunny movie.
Delta and Eug join Jimmy Time discussing Fake sequel sequels, The Orville, Bureaucracy paperwork, Actual RPG Statistics, Space Australia, Looney Tunes Army Techniques, Hot Garbage, Space Bear Grylls, and we sing Gangster’s Paradise during this Blade Runner Spinoff.
Delta and Money join Jimmy Time to talk about Evil Movie Ticket Demographics, Food-based Economy System, Racist Solar System, Suffolk Community College, Racist Boston, & Heaven’s Credit Score; All during this technically real-life 80s Rom/Com.
Delta and Money talk Fast and the Furious franchise, Watching A Man Die, Punk Music, Bad Mouthing Women, Tough Life Lessons, Rules of Consent, Baby water, Star Wars rip-off, and we “sing” Thriller during a movie we watched multiple times and still don’t understand.
Jay Delta and Skylar talk Blockbuster Movie Covers, Skinemax idiots, Homeless Homos, Being Mark Malkovich, Tough Jobs, Girl Talk, Undead Sequels, and A Rose in this Cult Classic full of people who are Tri-Polar.
Billy Joel, ATM Tech, Grumbly Uncle Joe, Terrible jokes that land flat, Who joins the nWo this week, Good Guy Logic, and West Texas in a horrible episode that matches this horrible movie where no one calls the police.
Delta & Eug talk different types of race jokes, mattress stores, Embarrassing Parents, That Classic Howard Stern episode, The Pet Peeve podcast, Life is Juggling, Happy High Fives, and how The wrong one died. Plus, we play Is It A Bit? and O&As during Christmas in July Month
Time, Delta, & Money talk Alien Elvis, Weekend at Area 51, What if Hilary was President, John Oliver, Mt. Rushmore, Flat Earth maps, Spaceship Hats, Human Cent-ipede, & breathing Helium, all as we explain the first movie, in a sequel that rewrites both it’s universe & ours.
Time & Money teach Biology class, fail History class, & master acting class; then talk Aiming for Life, Space Shit, & about the Prop budget in a movie about Flashbacks with absolutely no Acting, followed by a dramatic reading of Rocket Man by Elton John.
Cheese, Quinceañera Candles, Blackmail, Fancy Pig, The Books & Balloon Store, Bible Healin’, Poop Touchers, Mercury Rising, Hamburger Spectrum, Talon Foot, Board Games, Religion Exposed, and Things we all know about.
Jay Delta and Danny Money talk Hipsters, Bagged Bread, Southern Pride, White Culture, Fishin’ Holes, Laughter Per Decade, Hook Worm, and Wrestling Heels. Also, we play Naked in Math Class and Racist or Accurate. Finally, we sing Drinkenstein.
Everyone is currently in a transition period. Jay Delta is in a Business Transition, Danny Money is in a Familial Transition, eeeEug is in an Academic Transition, and I Jimmy Time am in a Life Transition, as I have been since I was 16. So, I can only Hope you’ll hear from us more than […]
In this episode: Eug questions peoples age, Chinese racism, Hitler Heat vs X-Pac Heat, Horse Hate, The Candy bar Gang, Da Vinci Ice Cream, Mormon Hate, & Brad Pitt vs Angelina Jolie, we Judge a Book by it’s Cover, see Raul Julia the Employee, and we sing Swinging On A Star during the Longest Live […]
Star Wars Clone Wars, the “Honey, I” series, Idiotic Idioms, Wedding Cakes, Fox News ads, Dane Cook, and we mock the dead all during this Super Secret Podcast about the most forgettable movie ever.
We discuss The Seaver Years, When you Wear a Cup, Sexual Garbage, The Gayest Fight Ever, Bad Parenting, Judge Tammy, & Bad Police Work. Also, Jimmy Time explains why tragedy is bad for comedy & We sing our own song in this very Self-Aware & “Professional” Episode.
We Breakdown Scooby-Doo, Star Trek, Dunston Checks In, Dinosaurs (TV show), & The state of Stand-Up comedy, Also, We invent existing words, make Futurama & Bad Boys references & play a White Zombie song all in this movie about Racist Jurassic Park.
Terrible Accents, Time Travel Stories, The Spice Bitches, Keeping Schedule, Kids & Boats, Spice Girls as Street Fighters, and The World’s Largest Bus in this Story about a Story’s Story.
Home Improvement, The Worst Game show, Karma is real, Positive Blackface, a Woody Allen Classic, and Delta doesn’t know who Gigli is in a movie that is clearly Chasing Amy.
Hey Everyone, Jimmy Time Here. I just want to let you know we’ve been working in a new The Jay Delta Show Which should be out some time next week on our YouTube. You can expect a new Why Would You Make This? Podcast episode the second week of February. If you didn’t listen to […]
Other Dr. Seuss Stories, Confessor Rhymopolis, How Ross Perot got his money, 90s SNL, Why we need the letter C, Global warming in Whoville, Plato’s Play-doh, Smashmouth vs AreoSmith, Writing and booking a wrestling show, & WWYMT Sings All-Star
This episode jokes about Affirmative Action, Taxi, Jesse Ventura, Moon landing & Telescopes, Relationship Negotiations & Realizations, Jar Jar Hitler & his Fart Chambers, also we remember Carlos Mencia, and Flight vs Invisibility answered forever.
Federal Boobie Inspector, Safe space, Brendan Frasier, Avoiding Heaven & Hell, Kirk Cameron’s Naked In Math Class, Hot Chocolate, Jesus replaces Santa, and We call out Tyler Perry & Finland.
Accordion Hatred, British Acting Exchange, Holiday Blues, A Cheating Fetish, Grumbly Uncle Joe, Bully Union, Shivelfest and we make sense of Episode 60 in what we immediately deem the episode of bad jokes. self reference
Jello Lights, Contrarians, Turkish Accents, Distinctions of Mermaids, 5 Stallones, and CGI Cats & Suds in this episode where one of the guests forgot to watch the movie.
We joke about Deleted Scenes, Conspiracy Theories, The Classic Super Mario Bros game, Grumbly Uncle Joe, Improper Property Management, Koopa Trump & his Casino-based Economy during this Murder Clown’s Day-Dream.
It’s Jimmy Time here. I just wanted to let everyone know what’s been going on here at WWYMT. We’ve got a new episode coming out new week on the 1993 “Super Mario Bros.” followed by the 2003 “Spy Kids 3D: Game Over”. Our month themes have been a little wacky recently. “Joe Dirt 2” and […]
Flashback confusion, John Madden, The good old day of being a cop, Medical Peg Legs, & Twin Magic in this train wreck you can not look away from.
We talk about the Leguizamo writing & filming process, The Bloods, The pain of Nostalgia: Nickelodeon, Media Representation, Looney Tunes, & Columbus’s Colonial Pranks YouTube. Also, Delta Explains how these things work: Hitmen, Government control, Old/New Hack & Stargate during this racist mess.
The logistics of popcorn surprise, The horrors of being a celebrity, & David Spade’s writing process reveals that David Spade is Keyzer Soze in this lazy & offensive episode that Danny Money won’t stop jumping ahead in.
We talk about the very famous and real movie “Rudio”, Horse power vs Gator Power, we make and patent a few inventions, and this movie makes references to movies not made yet, all while Delta keeps reminding us of Jefferey Jones Registered Sex Offender status.
We mention Stephen King Brand Nightmare Pills, Meth as a Cerebral Palsy drug, the FoodoCaust, and some new VPW wrestlers in a Nazi-filled children’s movie that breaks us down.
Is Loveless a puppet?, Will Smith as Neo from The Matrix, the science of fake science, and lots & lots of racist moments during this Family Comedy.
We explain Boss Nass’s con game and tons more Star Wars parallels, Demon Cows, The Eleventh Finger, & Gorillas with Guns all during this definitely not a Scientology movie.
We don’t know a single thing about Street Fighter & after watching the movie we still don’t. We talk about Bison’s autistic level of OCD, the lack of streets, Delta tries to prove Bison’s a rapist. Jimmy Time doesn’t know a Spy, from a Journalist or a Lawyer. Is it a racist if everyone plays […]
We will be recording and releasing a new episode this week on the 1994 live-action “Street Fighter” staring Jean Claude Van Damme and Raul Julia. Be sure to like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and tumblr. But most importantly, Share our content. If you don’t tell other people about us, Who will? Brent? […]
Delta explains why the Superman I and II are garbage, we explain how homelessness works and why being a woman is like being a clown. Is Racism bringing people together? & Jango Fett shows up in a movie we hate so much we can not stop complaining about other things.
We explore Moral Quandaries and The Fine Print, then we question the actions of everyone, and finally we expose Poop-Touchers and Vomit-Eaters in this Stupid-Beautiful film.
Stars of early 90s, Predator 3, Titty Poppin’, The Better Business Bureau, a great way to murder people, Wishbone, and more Rodney King references during a Steven Seagal film that is somehow both convoluted and boring.
We talk Rodney King, “Sexy Lieutenant”, Old Names, Law and Order: ACME, Child Worship, Double/Triple Sequels, and make lots of impressions during this Romantic Comedy between a Mom and Son.
Equipment failure results in a quarter episode. We hear what audio we can and Jimmy Time tries to fill in what we lost. The show ends with freshly edited audio from a Chuck Norris Martial Arts home video.
We look into Ancient Native American Traditions, Aikido, Russia, and everything Steven Seagal all for his 64th birthday.
We learn about Freeze’s 11, Gorilla Fucking, When Jimmy Time met Lorne Michaels, The real perpetrators of 9/11, and BatHouse: The song, The show, and The Dead Zone in our most penis-filled misogynistic episode ever.
We talk about some Wesley Snipes films, Finger Banging, Scooby Goonies, Roger Rabbit powers, & A “one and done” policy on sexual assault all during this very almost Homophobic movie. WWYMT.com for more.
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is a story about tattooed robots hunting Abraham Lincoln into committing suicide as he’s forming a grand conspiracy around his murder which somehow involved a Zionist conspiracy in this tribute to black history month with Horse Doctor Danny Money.
I have no idea why it wasn’t before, but ep “43- Cool as Ice (1991)” is now available on iTunes and the podcast app. Find it on your own or click here: iTunes link
Dr. Jimmy Time diagnoses Mental Illnesses and Season 5 of Happy Days, Danny Money shows us his Animal Knowledge & explains the lack of white rappers, Delta gives Vanilla Ice a better rap name and keeps bringing up the horrible reality we live in. All while Vanilla Ice stars. Go to WWYMT.com for more
This is a movie wherein Gary Oldman plays a Dwarf directly in front of other Dwarfs. A movie where almost nothing makes any sense. A movie that pissed a lot of people off. And we think that’s silly.
Danny Money brings up Bill Cosby, Law Evasion, and the REAL teachings of Jesus Christ, Jay Delta explains all of human history and building with water, while Jimmy Time explains cereal history and exposes the spies among us.
We die 30 seconds into this episode and discuss: Factual evidence, Shaming the past, Glove fetishes, & “Tommy Boy” all while Jimmy Time has no idea what he’s talking about.
This episode contains discussions including: Wookies are Black people, How Erasing important memories leads to Time Travel, 9/11 conspiracies, Banjos = Death metal, & we accidentally run on the platform of “The Purge” all during this made-for-TV movie.
Enjoy this “Not a new” episode, which is “not” a clip show. This episode contains stuff that “Never made it onto the podcast” because we never intended for it to be on the podcast. Instead of patiently waiting for episode 40, enjoy this one and be upset that we’re not just giving you more free […]
After Delta calls someone out; we talk about College Students, The Most Legitimate Acting University School Ever, A Tale of Two Vince’s, a full 1:1 Breakfast Club comparison and the sadness that is Judd Nelson is this 90’s reference heavy episode.
We get technical and factual for this episode when we talk about Alien Genitals, Seinfeld, The Logistics of Mythical Powers, The Puberty of German Scientists, Trickle-up Economies, Butts, & Definitely-not the James Cameron film “Aliens” during this Franchise Killer.
We learned about important things like: Land Cultivation, Proper Slave management, Uncle Magic, Nazis, How vacations work, How a Sex Church works, The state of Horror films, and The ultimate America Dream all during this Cult Classic.
What’s it like to act with children?, How do Germans deal with puberty? What age is the appropriate sexual age?, Just how good is the D?, and snakes are in our boots in this very offensive episode starring the King of DILIGAF, Jon Voight.
While focusing on the Acting techniques and career of Hulk Hogan, we can’t help but compare this kids movie to Joe Dirt, Home Alone, the “Saw” Franchise, & Fight Club. We also tackle the important question ” Do the dead have visitation rights?”
That’s right we’re all back to school, even some of us here at WWYMT. That’s why it’s we haven’t’ made a new episode yet. But have no fear for it is coming Our next episode will be on the 1993 Family/Comedy “Mr. Nanny” starring, recent racist, Hulk Hogan and, famous black guy, Sherman Hemsley. I’m […]
Life in our hometown, Stealing from your neighbors, Franchise sexism towards Sue Storm, We talk about Dr. Doom in the current comics and what Thanos did with the Infinity Gauntlet, and once again we accidentally identify with the villain. WWYMT.COM
I, Jimmy Time, have an instagram where I post weird stuff I find or crazy things Jay Delta sends me. Ever seen former U.S. President Nixon shake hands with Robcop? Follow Me for more.
Is it the same story if they change everything but the names? Can you Catfish a Blind Woman? and Just what the hell are the Fantastic Four? Are all answered in this episode on an unreleased film featuring “Skylar the Comic Blog Guy”. FullOfComics.tumblr.com
In less than 48 hours, the Why Would You Make This? “Summer Of Shaq” will be over. We hope you had fun remembering how crazy it is that Shaq is a human being. Celebrate the last day by watching this episode of “SHAQ VS.”: Shaq vs Penn & Teller.
Why Superman and Lex Luther are dumb children, How does paralyzed sex work?, who’s the most American?, How old Pyrotechnics worked, Were black movies made for black people? The titles of Cheech and Chong movies, How city municipal water system works, How to name your side kick and a little bit on the movie Steel […]
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After much editing and forgetting we started the project to begin with, We give you.. Why Would You Make This? podcast episode “10- Hot to Trot (1988)” with visuals.
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Racial overtones, Offensively bad rapping, and the devastating life of a latchkey kid are the only things we notice during this Fantasy/Comedy movie starring Shaquille O’Neal as a Rapping Genie. Go to WWYMT.com for more.
We watched Transformers: Age of Extinction which means the conversation transformed into “Weightlifting & Boxing”, Batman movies, CIA: Time Oppressors, The finer points of European accents, Koalas, & of course, Puppets.
Emilio Estevez stars in this film written and directed by Stephen King. So, naturally we talk about VHS tapes for kids and adults, how much of America is not real, & The societal hierarchy of murderous robots. Check out WWYMT.com
For this episode, we talk about a horrible time in American history. A time when Racism, Rape and Willful Ignorance was not only prevalent but encouraged. That’s right we go all the way back to 2007 to watch a movie so bad we almost defect to another country.
We do not like this movie. So, we cover why we’re not living on Mars, how to make war fun, and why murder is morally superior to brainwashing. Tell us what our next movie should be at wwymt.tumblr.com
Bret Hart’s debut, Booker T’s early career, & The lack of “Diversity” in Wrestling, Also, Low Blows and “Where’s Macho?” We let the wrestling fan flag fly in this episode. Check our youtube for audio that couldn’t make it on the show.
For this 2000 Grossout/Sports film, we talk The debunking of Accents, The structure of a Butterfinger, HEAVY, HEAVY wrestling references. (past and current) Also, Jay Delta:Plot Breaker strikes again. Search WWYMT on Youtube.
We spend the first half of this episode talking about Jim Hensons obsession with dicks, The rules of Jumanji, and how to recast The Breakfast Club with the Turtles. So we speed through the movie in the second half, and give you a few youtube videos to look at too. Check out our Youtube by […]
Is bad acting a skill?, flawless impersonations, possible Mythbusters episodes, death physics, Greek Gods, & the complexities of doors are some of the things we talk about during this 2002 movie starring Eddie Murphy and Robert De Niro. Search WWYMT on Facebook,Tumblr, & Twitter.
Nicolas Cage might be a genius or he might be insane. We are neither, as we spend this episode questioning Motorcycles, Southern accents, The Devil, and Tiny Elvis. Skylar from fullofcomics.tumblr.com joins us for this one. Search “wwymt” on all social media sites.
The 1996 film Mr. Wrong is so bad, it’s wrong for being a film. Here’s a list of things we talked about instead: New candy ideas, Quantum Leap, Why you keep kids under the stairs, Tetris, being Love-Zoned, How to have a long lasting marriage, How Old people think, these other movies: Independence Day, Point […]
This 1996 Gross out/Comedy starring Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin fulfills both genre promises, but it’s still terrible. We learn a valuable lesson about the consequences of ecological responsibility, the importance of sexual boundaries, and respect for the dead. Check out all the videos and photos we post on our social media sites. Facbook.com/wwymt , Twitter.com/wwymt […]
Blue Streak, Cheech and Chong, & Twins are just some of the things we talk about instead of this 2002 Action/Adventure/Comedy starring Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock. Check out all the videos and photos we post on our social media sites. Facbook.com/wwymt , Twitter.com/wwymt , wwymt.tumblr.com New episode from WWYMT
We’re glad we can’t wipe our memories of this film because then we might watch it again. Paycheck (2003), starring Ben Affleck and Uma Thurman, is essentally just Batman, mixed with The Bourne Identity, Fight Club, and maybe Twins. We spend too much time trying to figure out this universe, then we just decide everyone […]
We pay homage to one of the worst films ever, Leonard Part 6 (1987) staring Bill Cosby, by giving you one of our worst shows ever. We have such a bad time during this episode we all turn into the Iron Sheik at the end. Be prepared for lots rape allegation jokes.
The Spoof film “The Starving Games”(2013) ruins our day, so we ruin The Hunger Games franchise by spoiling the movies. We analyze the subtleties between a parody and a reference, Play O&A, & wonder just how many things we need to go to therapy for. New episode from WWYMT
Re-edited and re-released, We explore the 80’s in a little 1984 Star Wars TV-movie called “Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure”. Midget Exploitation, Genocide, & “Direct Quotes from George Lucas” Warning: This episode contains the horrifying documentation of the evolution of the Ewok race from the Enchanted Forrest Moon of the Planet Endor. Those with […]
Episode re-edited and re-released. Santa=Satan. The Son of Satan! Ex-WCW and WWE professional wrestler Bill Goldberg is Santa seeking revenge in this Black Comedy/Horror. Search WWYMT on facebook, tumblr, & twitter.
The Great Red Neck Hope saves us from demons using mothers care and a child’s heart and now we hate both. At least we get a game of O&A that finally works. Go to WWYMT.com for more.
It’s time for the Time Machine. It’s been years since I’ve taken you on a fixing trip. Years for me, Time travel and all. We go back to episode 10 and let you know what stuipid movie is next
We watch a movie so bad it causes Jay Delta to flee to Europe. “Halloween: The Curse of Michel Myers” teaches us nothing about Michael Myers, but we learn Danny Money might have a dumpster baby. “Joey” fills in for Mr. Delta. Go to WWYMT.com for more
We define things like “Date Rape”, “Racism”, and “Sexy” All thanks to a musical with only 3 songs in it: Earth Girls Are Easy (1989) Starring Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum. Also, Friend of the show “Joey” joins us and might have earned himself a new nickname. Go to WWYMT.com for more.
Why is duck dick and Lea Thompson’s ass being used in the same sentence? Because Jeffery Jones is the devil. Another life lesson from Jay Delta, Duck Racism and so much more on this episode that was trimmed down from 3 hours. Go to WWYMT.com for more.
“Hot to Trot” is such a terrible movie our brains melt. Friend of the show “Joey”(EP: Jack and Jill, Santa’s Slay) returns to help us get through it, but it doesn’t help much. Go to WWYMT.com for more.
How is someone with a Time Machine late? Because horses trampled my spirit. We correct mistakes from “RIPD” and give you “Hot to Trot”
In this episode of “Why Would You Make This?” Jimmy Time, Jay Delta, and Danny Money realize God is a Bureaucrat and why hell would be pointless. We also briefly question Jeff Bridges’s sanity and India’s ghost problem.
Ghosts, or Not-Ghosts, are everywhere. We fix the mistakes from Ghost Dad and let you know about how the police are on the case because our next film is RIPD
8- Ghost Dad We try to figure out what’s more important: Being a Ghost, Being a Dad, or Being a Ghost Dad? Spoiler Alert: It’s none of those things. And Jay Delta learns an important lesson about molestation and how his x-ray technician might be doing it to him.
Time Machine 7 This episode of the Time Machine contains clarifications from “An Ewok Adventure” and we honor Father’s Day with our next episode by watching a movie so bad that most of the cast couldn’t get new work for a year. That movie is “Ghost Dad”
7- An Ewok Adventure Midget Exploitation, Genocide, and “Direct Quotes from George Lucas”: This episode contains the horrifying documentation of the evolution of the Ewok race from the forest moon of the planet Endor. Those with weak hearts or who generally enjoy Star Wars should stay away.
Time Machine 6 : Today’s journey in the Time Machine lets you know that some guys still call people “Spades” in the past and celebrate May 4th in the future by reviewing our first Made-for-TV movie: “An Ewok Adventure”