The Poastmen: Recent Episodes
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In a leaner, trimmer format - less G I R T H Y - Kash and Pat talk about clout, getting that kkklussy and most importantly: the gigantic Scam, capital S to spit, of Peak Oil and how this Oppenheimer-esque scheme keeps gas prices (and poverty!) on boil in the 'developed west'. Songs are "Amerika" by Rammstein and "Singapore" by Tom Waits. Run time: ~2hrs 20minsMore cooming soon!
In this episode the Goys talk about the finer points of high definition pee jugs, in theory and practice, and Wendigo Gang returns to the fold
Kash & Matteo El Distolero return to talk Hollywood fuckery with Netflix's Cowboy Bebop disaster, some Jack Murphy, Amtrak and some other stuff I can't recall because I lack the agency to take show notes.
Kash and Matteo go for one last late night cruise on the KKKrazy Train before Kash signs off...for awhile? Forever? For ever ever?We'll have to wait and see, but in this episode we wax poetic on Metallica guitar solos, muh Al You Mini Um, and do what we do. Sorry about the fade out, no time to salvage the last audio and maybe it can be a cliffhanger - until next time. See you on the flipside.
Matteo & Kash let loose, have some fun remembering the Last Standup Comedian...Patton Oswalt, you guessed it. Tales of meeting Norm's Nemesis, The Bushman, on Venice Beach is in there for the finding.
Nike of The Young Hwhites and Third Rail fame joins us for an episode with the moast Holmesian cold intro you evah hoidFeaturing "Goth GF" by Fedpost Inc and "Gestaposcope" by EdelweissSubject: Toads
In this episode Kash accidentally gaslights Matt, we start the Venice Beach Question, and ramble on, as you do.
Wendigo Pat joins Matteo & Kash on a romp through Oniontown and smoke fat doobers on the Island of Misfit Goys. Also a debut of the new Fedpost Inc. song "Welcome To America", and Kash gets over the fact that The Workshop now has a better intro than he does by playing it on break. This one's only a week late!
Yet another G I R T H Y high energy podcast comin' at ya to stretch out those trembling earbulbs. Gun threats, literal dumpster fires, those damn pieces of Obsolete Farm Equipment belong in a MUSEUM, I tell ya!
Hop aboard the Crazy Train and cruise with Kash and Matteo about the finer points of dying, why you shouldn't be like Kash, how hilarious The Twilight Zone is if you're racist, and moah in this G I R T H Y 3+ hour episode. Is it time for the train?
Kash and brand spankin' new cohost Matteo El Distolero get comfy and shitpost as the empire burns down around us. It's a new year, a new season, a new Poastmen. Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kash, DJ, Johnny & Dogbot get all 90s with it. Alex Hicks/Bill Jones, the debut of Holocaust Hogan, [funk bass playing] what is up with The King's Chamber? and some music by fren Iceland. If it's three weeks late, it's TPM! Merry Yuletide, ya filthy animals!
The Poastmen are FUCKING LATE with anything to do about Halloween or the god damned neverending election. In the spirit of such a season, and of being on CPT, in the second hour we get into the 'classic' 'Pimp' by Iceberg Slim and talk about how pimps n hoes be an older thing than most think it do. Break song: "Zyklon D" by The Bacon Torpedos.
After a few months hiatus mostly redacting fedposts, Kash is back with a new cohost and a very special guest who isn't Johnny Monoxide!Roscoe Jones the White Power Ranger joins us for the first time but hopefully not the last. Get comfy, this ain't no deep dive.
Kash & RB drag Spic Fluentes for an hour while on theircway to explaining why that 'starlet' you might have fapped to is a dude.