We Slay Things: Recent Episodes
We Slay Things
Welcome to We Slay Things, a real-play tabletop role-playing game podcast where we play Dungeons and Dragons, and SLAY THINGS.
The Breakfast Club continue to escort some fancy-pants elves across space only to run into a group of funny-pants.
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Recorded October 22, 2022
Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney
Music by Nick Morris
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The Breakfast Club celebrate their recent murder by helping some poor unfortunate souls.
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Recorded October 15, 2022
Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney
Music by Nick Morris
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The Breakfast Club heads back to Utopia Station to find and apprehend an evil and deprived villain!
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Recorded October 8, 2022
Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney
Music by Nick Morris
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The Breakfast club board the Mindflayers ship and find exactly what you'd expect, profit!
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Recorded October 1, 2022
Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney
Music by Nick Morris
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The Breakfast Club head out into deep space, looking for any help they can find to capture or kill a rouge crime lord.
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Recorded September 11, 2022
Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney
Music by Nick Morris
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As the Breakfast Club prepares for an even bigger adventure, we take some time to discuss our IRL views of D&D.
The Breakfast Club seeks information and a confrontation with Evon Zimm, a crime lord known far and wide for ruthlessness.
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Recorded September 3, 2022
Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney
Music by Nick Morris
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The Breakfast Club gets down to business and attempts to sell the pirate ship they came across the last episode.
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Recorded August 27, 2022
Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney
Music by Nick Morris
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The Breakfast Club heads back to Uforia Station but runs into a few friends along the way.
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Recorded August 21, 2022
Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney
Music by Nick Morris
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And we're back! After a summer break, the podcast returns! The Breakfast club head to a moon to deliver a special package. Surely nothing will go wrong.
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney
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Please enjoy this other campaign that we do, based in the Greek'ish DND world of Theros.
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Episode Art by Svetlin Velinov on Artstation
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The Breakfast Club head to ops to find a treat for a dear friend.
Recorded on July 9, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Danil Sharandin on Artstation
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The Breakfast Club explores a new place to cause havoc, Uforia Station. This crime-ridden drug den of a station is just the right place for our degenerate group of adventurers.
Recorded on July 2, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash
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The Breakfast Club leaves the desert plant after doing many good deeds on their way to Utopia Station. They make a new friend along the way.
Season 2 Episode 14
Recorded on June 26, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Ben Erdt on Artstation
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The Breakfast Club prepared to get out of Dodge and reflect on the "friends" they have made along the way.
Season 2 Episode 13
Recorded on June 5, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Edward Denton on Artstation
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The Breakfast Club attempts to climb out of the hole they put themselves in, and Omega fails to reach for the stars.
Season 2 Episode 12
Recorded on May 28, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Molly Heady-Carroll on Artstation
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The Breakfast Club arrives at the underground home of The Great One. This god-like creature has an offer the Club can't refuse.
Season 2 Episode 11
Recorded on May 14, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Katy Grierson on Artstation
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The Breakfast Club finds themselves in an underground city, and chaos ensues.
Season 2 Episode 10
Recorded on May 7, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Matthew Kean on Artstation
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The Breakfast Club get a new job with the Major Minors and find out what it means to be lost in the dark.
Season 2 Episode 9
Recorded on April 30, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Thomasz Marczak on Artstation
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The Breakfast Club finds themselves being jumped in the middle of a road and in search of a new job.
Season 2 Episode 8
Recorded on April 23, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Thomasz Marczak on Artstation
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The Breakfast Club does some janitorial work and tries to clean up their own mess with the sneks.
Season 2 Episode 7
Recorded on April 16, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Julia Lundgren on Artstation
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The Breakfast Club do the unthinkable, they buy a house IN THIS MARKET! Then they get a call from deep space. Ummm?
Season 2 Episode 6
Recorded on April 3, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Julia Lundgren on Artstation
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Heading to a moon for a vacation just to come back down to the hell planet to do a little... cleaning up.
Season 2 Episode 5
Recorded on March 27, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Victor Maiorino Fernandes on Artstation
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The evil'ish 7 get a new job, escorting Sav, a beloved slum lord.
Season 2 Episode 4
Recorded on March 20, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Valerie Di Matteo on Artstation
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Well, this was a short campaign...
Season 2 Episode 3
Recorded on March 5, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Beeple on Artstation
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This new crew sets off on their first real mission, only to find it... crawling with chaos.
Season 2 Episode 2
Recorded on February 26, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Tijs van Leur on Unsplash
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It's a new campaign, set far in the future. With new tools, new toys, and new characters, this is are most epic adventure yet!
Season 2 Episode 1
Recorded on February 12, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Music by Nick Morris
Episode Art by Willem van Biljon on Artstation
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At long last, it's what you've been asking for: a battle to the death between Twiggy and Belisar! Who will win?!?!?
Season 5.36 Episode 115
Recorded on Feburary 25, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Episode Art by Jeff Gabor
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AL 381 ends their adventures with celebrations and a final breakfast. Join the group as they celebrate the end of a grand journey.
Season 5.35 Episode 114
Recorded on January 8, 2022
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Episode Art by Sylvain Sarrailh on Artstation
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AL 381 stand atop their carrier, both literally and figuratively. As they battle the biggest, baddest, bad-guy the world has ever seen... this is THE LAST BATTLE!
Season 5.34 Episode 113
Recorded on December 18, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Episode Art by Shoji Takase on Artstation
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AL 381 approach the end of their world, coming face to face with Jethro Jeffries, Villian's Inc., and the army of the dead. With an army of their own, will AL 381 survive?
Season 5.33 Episode 112
Recorded on December 11, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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AL 381 comes face to face with the BBEG's lieutenant. Can Belisar's Buzzsaw save the day?+
Season 5.32 Episode 111
Recorded on December 4, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Lucius McCauley on Artstation
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As the final chapter in AL 381's adventures approach, the party enters the bigger blacker tower of the BBEG!
Season 5.31 Episode 110
Recorded on November 20, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Lucas Kohoko on Artstation
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This is the third attempt to upload ep. 109. If you have other versions, please delete them. Sorry for the technical difficulties!
AL 381 confronts the BBEG and finds the super big Terrasque looking to sell Waterdeep a new storm door.
Season 5.30 Episode 109
Recorded on October 31, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Alessandro Costintini on Artstation
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AL 381 come toe to toe with one of the most feared gods and are taken to THE BONE ZONE
Season 5.29 Episode 108
Recorded on October 24, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Nik Demidko on Unsplash
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AL 381 Return to their compound and gather their allies, so Belisar and his friends can SAFE THE FREAKING WORLD!
Season 5.28 Episode 107
Recorded on October 10, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Tim Marshall on Unsplash
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AL 381 spends some quality time in Neverwinter hanging out with an extremely hostile ancient dragon. The fireside chat is to die for.
Season 5.27 Episode 106
Recorded on September 25, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Jonathan Kemper on Unsplash
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AL 381 heads back to Neverwinter, seeking information on how to find Jethro Jefferies. Instead, they are given an offer too good to be true.
Season 5.26 Episode 105
Recorded on September 18, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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AL 381 takes stock after the big battle and finds themselves face to face with the Devil himself.
Season 5.25 Episode 104
Recorded on September 24, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Javardh on Unsplash
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AL 381 continues their battle to save their cherished compound. Twiggy Targaryen shows Villians Inc just what it means to incur her wrath.
Season 5.24 Episode 103
Recorded on August 28, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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After discovering the treachery of Jethro Jeffries, AL 381 must face him, and his army. The AL 381 compound may not survive.
Season 5.23 Episode 102
Recorded on August 7, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Possessed Photography on Unsplah
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AL 381 returns to their compound looking for Quvin, their "wizard" intern who has gone missing. Instead, they call for Battlestations.
Season 5.22 Episode 101
Recorded on July 16, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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This is it, we've made it! Episode 100 is here and AL 381 sits back and reflects on all the war crimes they've "accidentally" committed.
Season 5.21 Episode 100
Recorded on November 13, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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AL 381 has finally made it; they have finally discovered who has been hoarding and destroying precious magical items. The WHY is horrifying. And so is their downfall.
Season 5.20 Episode 99
Recorded on July 3, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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AL 381 continues to raid the dark and sinister temple, finding a library and making Zauber's nightmares come true.
Season 5.19 Episode 98
Recorded on June 6, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Lex Productions on Unsplash
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This episode has VERY bad audio quality. If you want to know what happens, without being masochistic, here it is: AL 381 enters the big bad temple and runs into some metal robotic constructs and then kills them. They then tip over some nasty cauldrons filled with body parts and Belisar pukes everywhere. They open a door to find some unarmed worshipers who Zauber quickly nukes with a fireball. That's about it.
Season 5.18 Episode 97
Recorded on May 29, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Ramazan Tokay on Unsplash
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Season 5.17 Episode 96
Recorded on May 22, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash
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Season 5.16 Episode 95
Recorded on May 15, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Alvaro Serrano on Unsplash
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Season 5.15 Episode 94
Recorded on May 7, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Jeremy Bezanger on Unsplash
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Season 5.14 Episode 93
Recorded on May 1, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 5.13 Episode 92
Recorded on April 24, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Calvin Shellwell on Unsplash
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Season 5.12 Episode 91
Recorded on April 17, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Denis Oliveira on Unsplash
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Season 5.10 Episode 89
Recorded on April 10, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 5.10 Episode 89
Recorded on April 3, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 5.9 Episode 88
Recorded on March 27, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Keagan Henman on Unsplash
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Season 5.8 Episode 87
Recorded on March 20, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Andrew Neel on Unsplash
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Season 5.7 Episode 86
Recorded on March 13, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 5.6 Episode 85
Recorded on March 6, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 5.5 Episode 84
Recorded on February 27, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 5.4 Episode 83
Recorded on February 27, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 5.3 Episode 82
Recorded on February 13, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 5.2 Episode 81
Recorded on February 6, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 5.1 Episode 80
Recorded on January 30, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 4.15 Episode 79
Recorded on January 23, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 4.14 Episode 78
Recorded on January 16, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 4.13 Episode 77
Recorded on January 9, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 4.12 Episode 75
Recorded on January 2, 2021
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 4.11 Episode 75
Recorded on December 26, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 4.10 Episode 74
Recorded on December 19, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 4.9 Episode 73
Recorded on December 12, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 4.8 Episode 72
Recorded on December 5, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 4.7 Episode 71
Recorded on November 28, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 4.6 Episode 70
Recorded on November 22, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Thomas Hutton
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Season 4.5 Episode 69
Recorded on November 14, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 4.4 Episode 68
Recorded on November 7, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 4.3 Episode 67
Recorded on October 30, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 4.2 Episode 66
Recorded on October 24, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by June Andrei George on Unsplash
Season 4.1 Episode 65
Recorded on October 17, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by James Day on Unsplash
Season 3.23 Episode 64
Recorded on October 9, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Jorge Fernandez Salas on Unsplash
Season 3.22 Episode 63
Recorded on October 2, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Alexander Mils on Unsplash
Season 3.21 Episode 62
Recorded on September 26, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Ruben Mishchuk on Unsplash
Season 3.20 Episode 61
Recorded on September 19, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Alison Marras on Unsplash
Season 3.19 Episode 60
Recorded on September 11, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by v2osk on Unsplash
Season 3.18 Episode 59
Recorded on September 5, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Cristian Grecu on Unsplash
Music by Middle Ages, Thunderstruck (Medieval Cover) June 16, 2020
Season 3.17 Episode 58
Recorded on August 28, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by Valentin Lacoste on Unsplash
Music by Hildegard von Blingin', WIllow- Taylor Swift (Bardcore | Medieval Style Cover), Jan 18, 2021
Season 3.16 Episode 57
Recorded on August 15, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
Photo by: Zoltan Tasi on Unsplash
Season 3.15 Episode 56
Recorded on August 8, 2020
Edited by Andrew Gabor
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Season 3.12 Episode 52
Recorded July 11, 2020
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Music by: Salty Dick's Uncensored Sailor Songs, The Whores of Sailortown
Season 3.8 Episode 48
Recorded June 10, 2020
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Transitional music by CutiePie, "Heilung- Norupo Tin Whistle Tabs Tutorial" November 20, 2020
Season 3.7 Episode 47
Recorded on June 6, 2020
Photo by Ning Shi on Unsplash
Music by Hildegard von Blingin', "Enya's Orinoco Flow, but it's a Bardcore sea shanty" November 14, 2020
Season 3.6 Episode 46.
Recorded May 30, 2020
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Song by Hildegard von Blingin' Title: O Virtus Sapientiae Release date: September 17, 2020
Season 3.4 Episode 44.
Recorded on May 16, 2020
Song: 1) Varend Volk, This Night We Spend Ashore, 2019 https://youtu.be/4o5cGTnP4OY
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Season 3.3 Episode 43.
Recorded May 9, 2020. Edited by Andy Gabor. Photo by Nastuh Abootalebi on Unsplash.
We Slay Things with new magical powers!
Recorded May 5, 2020. Edited by Andrew Gabor.
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We Slay Things with new magical powers!
Recorded March 25th, 2020. Edited by Andy Gabor.
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We Slay Things wrap up the second arc of their epic tale.
Recorded March 18th, 2020. Edited by Andy Gabor.
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Adventurers Local 381 are caught in a deadly maze of memory.
Recorded March 4th, 2020. Edited by Andy Gabor.
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Episode recorded March 21st, 2020. Edited by Andy Gabor.
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded March 8th, 2020.
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Are Kobolds clever enough to trap the Adventurers Local 381? No, no they are not. But how will they fare against the Kobold's Big Boss Dragon? No, no it isn't even close. But you already knew that, didn't you... dear listener?
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded February 16th, 2020.
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded February 16th, 2020.
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In perhaps their most difficult mission yet, Adventurers Local 381 must escort the most awful person imaginable and guard him from assassins... without trying to murder him first. Will they succeed?
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded February 2nd, 2020.
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Masters of disguise and subterfuge, Adventurers Local 381 infiltrate the embassy of Belesar's homeland. What will these incredible sleuths uncover?
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded February 2nd, 2020.
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Tune in to hear Adventurers Local 381 (perhaps the worst sleuths ever) try to crack the case! Meanwhile: Zauber is a real fan! And Meemaw lays a trap, but for whom?
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded January 18th, 2020.
Again, all mentions of Actual Cannibals are totally used as parody.
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Adventurers Local 381 make their way to Fantasy New York itself, Waterdeep. Will they catch a murderous actor at the height of his fame?
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded January 18th, 2020.
Again, all mentions of Actual Cannibals are totally used as parody.
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Podcast Surprise! Adventurers Local 381 face an entire team of actual cannibals!
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded January 5th, 2020.
All mentions of Actual Cannibals are totally used as parody.
A new adventure beckons Adventurers Local 381, but will they survive purchasing BUDGET furniture?
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded January 5th, 2020.
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Andy, Nick and Thomas sit down (over Zoom) to discuss a full campaign of We Slay Things, Dungeon Mastering, and good storytelling.
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Recorded May 18, 2020. Edited by Thomas Hutton.
The Festival concluding Adventurers Local 381's grand desert romp is underway. Just what kind of mayhem can those chuckle-heads rustle up... Join us as we roll for teeth! Find out is Shump IS ACTUALLY a chump or not! And who is the Grandmaster of Dragon chess?
This episode edited by Thomas Hutton. Recorded December 1st, 2019.
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After a long fought battle in the desert, Adventurers Local 381 spend time reflecting and learning new skills. Will Meemaw pull off the greatest heist? Will Twiggy learn to persuade, Emberlynn to forge, or Zauber to observe better? Will Belesar purchase a gun to protect his family? Do nuns gamble? And what will Xardex find when he questions his faith...?
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This episode edited by Thomas Hutton. Recorded December 1st, 2019 at a holiday gathering... so expect some audio jankiness!
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In which Adventurers Local 381 begin the final battle of the Mages of Shadowvar... and the DM practically cries.
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded November 17th, 2019.
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A softball-sized skull nearly wipes out our intrepid band of chuckle f***s...
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded October 27th, 2019.
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Adventures Local 381 face the first of 3 mega-bosses, an undead blue dragon. Who will prevail?
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded October 27th, 2019.
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Aaaand the maages are still standing! Can Adventurers Local 381 defeat the Three Stooges of Shadowvar?
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded October 13th, 2019.
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Will the next Mage of Shadowvar please stand up?
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded October 13th, 2019.
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Adventurers Local 381 meets their match, and enters THE BONE ZONE.
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This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded September 22nd, 2019.
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Jason, Andy, Amber and I talk about how great we are at accents, and how little we bungle our special delivery to the mages of Shadowvar.
Recorded March 14, 2020. Edited by Thomas Hutton.
The Slayers are return-ed, and have another crazy scheme to defeat the insufferably evil Mages of Shadowvar. Or will it blow up in their faces? Yes, yes it will. Slay on with We Slay Things!
This episode edited by Andy Gabor. Recorded September 22nd, 2019.
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Andy, Amber and I sit down to talk about We Slay Things, our characters and our deepest hopes and dreams for our D&D campaign!
Recorded March 7, 2020. Edited by Thomas Hutton.
We channel Tarantino in the latest episode of We Slay Things: Prepare for anxiety as we try to not get ourselves killed in the City of Shade, then enact unspeakable violence... completely unexpectedly. Take double laughing damage unless you're resistant to fun!
This episode edited by the practically useless Thomas Hutton. Recorded September 8, 2019.
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Get ready to cast your detect city spell, because we've finally found the legendary City Of Shade. The party suddenly decides healing is important, Belisar talks via Xardy-phone to a greater power, and we are introduced the Tri-Lamb alum gnome Adonis, Dabbledob Cobblelob.
All this and probably more in Chapter 16 of We Slay Things!
This episode edited by the infinitely patient Andrew Gabor. Recorded September 8, 2019.
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Adventurers Local reaches the pinnacle of the snake infested pyramid, but will they find death? Or will they use a spicy rebuke on death's call? Just who shall take down the big bad? Prepare to Slay!
By the grace of the Raven Queen, this episode edited by Thomas Hutton. Recorded August 24, 2019.
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Adventurers Local 381 continues to hate on some snakes, and manage to rescue someone new to help them... but is the world ready for Princess Sparkleknickers?
This episode edited by Andrew Gabor.
Recorded August 24, 2019.
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Adventurers Local 381 continue their snake massacre... which monstrous creatures will be slay'd this time? And will Meemaw bring back his signature weapon?
This episode edited by Andrew Gabor.
Recorded August 11, 2019.
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Adventurer's Local 381 continue their assault on the Yuan-Ti pyramid, and slay many of the snek-bominations. Can they sneak past the Guarder-Snakes and what do they keep in their kitchens? Will they snake folk live til Snake Christmas? How much damage does a critical boar strike deal? Can a Dwarven Wizard "ram" a snake? And who will land a killing blow on Ol' Snake Arms?
This episode edited by Thomas 'Xardex' Hutton.
Recorded August 11, 2019.
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Our desert trek continues, and even the most vicious of Snake People act as the slimmest of speed bumps. But one question remains, when does Princess SparkleKnickers show up?
Recorded September 9th, 2019.
This episode edited by Andy Gabor.
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Somewhere in the desert a hit is called against the Faerim, will they be obliterated by Adventurers Local 381? Will we find out what's in the box? Who can truly understand the complexities of Dragon Chess... or maybe its less complex cousin, Dragon Checkers? Roll a critical nineteen and join us to find out!
Recorded September 9th, 2019.
This episode edited by Andy Gabor.
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All good tales must come to an end, and so must our pirate friends discover their fates deep beneath the waves. What lays in store for these salty miscreants? To find out, one must only listen... to episode FOUR of We Sail Things!
(Recorded June 29, 2019)
Music:
Sea Of Thieves by Serge Narcissoff @sergenarcissoff
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What's the best way to scout out a filthy, undead laden vessel? How much strain do Spider-Shoes™ apply to your ankles? And how does one kill that which has no life? Find out as our foul-mouthed adventurers approach their goal...
(Recorded June 29, 2019)
Music:
Sea Of Thieves by Serge Narcissoff @sergenarcissoff
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We Slay Things returns (!!!) with another vulgar, murderous, piratical adventure on the "high" seas! The second installment of our aquatic adventure will leave you reaching for your Orcish Clam Juice... so row over to the play button and unleash these fearsome brutes.
(Recorded June 29, 2019)
Music:
Sea Of Thieves by Serge Narcissoff @sergenarcissoff
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Welcome esteemed friend, to another astounding chapter in the journey of Adventurers Local 381! The slaying continues as we murder helpless minions, chat with some other much friendlier minions, and deal with that pesky Efreeti once and for all!
But will the Raven Queen in her great benevolence bring our recording back from the very grave? Listen to find out! (Spoilers: yes.)
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Welcome to a We Slay Thing's first SIDE QUEST, where we venture away from our usual team of louts and play pirate, in part one of a new nautical adventure. What happens? I don't know! I haven't even listened yet! Join us for coarse language, coarse adventurers and coarse, chapped extremities brought on by coarse weather! Ex-slay-cior!
Music:
Sea Of Thieves by Serge Narcissoff https://soundcloud.com/sergenarcissoff
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Our adventure continues, and the party trips over each other while trying to seduce the Silver Fox of the Desert. Will we ever get paid? Will we gain entrance to the fire genies immense shaft? Find out NOW!
We Slay Things Chapter Seven, where we finally encounter half of the title of the game!
Our trek across the desert continues. We get grossed out by a rot troll, we get lost in a huge storm, and we AH-HA-HA decide to help Will Smith the Genie murder his hated Efreeti enemy.
While training camels on our trip into the deserts of Faerûn, we introduce another member of Adventurers local 381: a powerful Dwarven Paladin named Emberlynn... who goes onto almost singlehandedly murder a monstrous giant creature.
After slaying some owls and meeting a big dude, we're back in town for Spring Break! Meemaw picks up ballbearings and thieves things, Xardex takes a Lawful Good turn, Belisar partisars, Zauber learns to make maps, Twiggie communes with nature, and Killbo propogandizes and chats up marks in the bar. But where are we going next?
And who the heck is Emberlynn?
Welcome to We Slay Things, chapter three! We continue our murderous spree... but what is Meemaw doing with those ball bearings?
The druid almost talks a rat down.
The cleric heals no one.
The fighter hates dwarves.
Melf has a great acid arrow.
We fight greed itself.
Zone of Truth is NOT cast.
You may ask yourself, How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife! Well bub, this is better than your lousy house and spouse, We Write Things presents We Slay Things! The very first podcast on the internet where nerds play Dungeons & Dragons.
Join a whole new cast of adventurous sarcastic assholes as we drive our game master to the edge of sanity... and he tries to murder us with badgers.
We Discuss Things and then SLAY them.