The Tom Carlson Show: Recent Episodes

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Tom breaks down current events, whats happening in NYC, sports, comedy shows, stories, and more.

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Tom rambles about the world getting back to "normal", people walking through flooded subways and Les Miles.

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Tom rambles about the 4th of July, self-loathing America, and getting sad moving.

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Tom rambles about Bethpage Black, the new Ford Bronco and John McAfee.

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Tom rambles about the US Open, the collapse of America and Juneteenth.

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Tom rambles about public caning, driving in NYC, and reads the latest about Blackrock

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Back from vacation, Tom rambles about the Carolinas, plantations, aging realizations and the Pride Month kick off.

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Tom rambles about the McDonalds Spicy Chicken Sandwich, PGA Championship and The Conjuring.

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Tom rambles about aliens, SVU, and airlines weighing passengers.

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Tom rambles about AMC movies, death, consciousness, expectations and being a grouch.

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Tom rambles about Greek Easter, getting crucified, instagram investing advice and Joe Biden vs menthols.

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Tom rambles about owning your space on the sidewalk, Caitlyn Jenner for Governer and drinking milkshakes before the show.

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Tom rambles about stoners, the George Floyd verdict, Instagram songs, and solves the policing problem.

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Tom rambles about the future, Onlyfans, Decentraland, The Masters and Nobu Sugar Daddies

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Tom rambles about DMX, Easter weekend and McCarthyism

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Tom rambles about getting angry, brunch, the vaccine passport and solves the immigration problem.

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Tom rambles about the NCAA tournament, Demi Lovato, his own sobriety journey and war games with China

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Tom rambles about Top Golf, daylight savings, the Salem Witch Trials and NCAA Tournament plans.

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Tom rambles about seeing a dead guy, transplanting plants, haircuts for lonely people and Bryson DeChambeau

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Tom rambles about going to the doctor, the fall of Cuomo, and bombing countries for unity.

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Tom rambles about traveling, Idaho, no mask guy and Tiger Woods.

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Tom rambles about Valentines day, Brittney Spears, Pebble Beach real estate and swim team people.

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Tom rambles about the month of February, New York driving, the Superbowl, and people in Philadelphia shoveling snow.

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Tom rambles about the X Games, Gamestop and short selling, and Myanmar vs Thailand when it comes to elephants.

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Tom rambles about forgetting his nephew's birthday, fake ice skating, his days in jazz band and the inauguration.

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Tom rambles about his legs, winter in NYC, reckless driving, NBA/NFL, dinner at Carbone and betting odds for the inauguration.

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Tom rambles about the Capitol stuff, Mr. Inbetween and the death penalty.

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Tom rambles about the Sugar Bowl loss, Georgia, a new mutant covid strain and Cuomo vs de Blasio battling press conferences.

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Tom rambles about the "2020 year in review coverage" what he has learned this year, going to Target Christmas Eve and sobriety advice for the holidays.

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Tom rambles about devouring ice cream, lockdown 2.0, the Solarwinds hack, fantasy football and also tries to play the guitar.

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Tom tunes in after a standard Clemson basketball loss, also Tak Shave Guy.

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Tom rambles about Miami, covid plane etiquette, yachts, reggaeton & blackjack

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Tom rambles about Thanksgiving, putting up Christmas lights, guys wearing tights and the Federal Reserve.

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Tom rambles about mornings in rehab, FSU forfeiting to Clemson, turkey trot 5ks and wars in the future.

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Tom rambles about pound dogs, Long Island, student loan forgiveness and the origin of the pledge of allegiance.

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Tom rambles about the election, DC recap, bananas, "build back better" and "dark winter".

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Tom takes the podcast on the road to Washington DC and rambles about the Washington Monument, replacing Abraham Lincoln w/ Lizzo, Alex Jones and free speech

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Tom rambles about losing his keys, being positive and living, running plan for the end of civilization and the return of "Dear Therapists".

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Tom rambles about people dressing up for halloween, seasonal affective disorder, baseball and animals during war.

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Tom rambles about driving to Boston, organic farms and podcasts rated higher.

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Tom rambles about the 1st Presidential Debate. Playing airsoft vs paintball, skating, and fitting in with fashion.

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Tom rambles about gambling, sports, what LinkedIn has turned into, 20 years with the internet and Coors Light.

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Tom rambles while a crazy lady screams in the stairwell, fun... Also, getting yelled at while running, the Clippers keeping it real and news on this day.

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Tom rambles about podcasting from a homeless encampment, Cobra Kai, dieting, pool time and Australians.

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Tom rambles about going back to corporate America, mindfulness, smoking cigars, drug stories, anhedonia and sobriety. Dear therapist closes the show.

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Usual show ramblings. PLUS Tom does a deep, kind of informed, dive into the United States Postal Service - what the hell is going? on and how did we got here?

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Tom rambles about the Diamond District, frozen shoulder, not quitting and compares US Geopolitics to relationships.

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Tom rambles about fighting the system mannnnn, spaghetti dinners, Kanye 2020 and walking in on a murder scene.

Special guest, Ian, joins the show to talk current state of college football.

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Back in NYC. Tom rambles about news anchors / weather men, sports reaction, being compared to Steve-O and his bodega guy.

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Tom rambles about spending time with family, Forensic Files, golf and making promises to yourself.

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Podcasting in the wild, Tom rambles about plane travel, using violence against the state and basing your identity on protests.

Dr. Dirk joins the show briefly to explain droplets vs aerosols in relation to covid.

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Tom rambles about tropical storm Fay, funeral homes, less noise.... and sports.

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Tom rambles about the 2020 census, United Airlines, proper answers to mundane questions and the value of limes.

In addition... interview stories and Tom's trip to the Village.

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Tom rambles about the holiday weekend, performing stand up outside, the smartest/dumbest of the construction trades and the "Unitary Executive Theory".

Additionally, Tom answers " Dear Therapist: My Girlfriend Had an Affair With My Coworker".

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Tom rambles about everyone hating New York, twitter, getting canceled, Hillary Clinton, touches on Ghislane Maxwell and the differences between Sunni and Shiites Muslims.

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A lot of harrtttttt in this one. Tom rambles about the birthday weekend, gambling, no more cigs and all things present.

Special guest Sylvia joins the show and Tom closes it out with a heart felt sobriety story.

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What's the deal with 1941?!

How the turn tables.?!

Tom talks all things current. ON BRAND IN MARKET! COVID w/sports, betting on politics and twitter exchanges.

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Tom runs through what's going on in NYC. Hinge BS, don't do it.

Boise, ID COVID-19 situation and its reflection on the BLM movement.

Swearing entirely too much.

Fathers Day 2020 and the feminist movement.

Show Updates

Dear Therapist "My boyfirend won't let me have male Friends"

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Holy holly by golly we are on itunes.

Tom talks his recent experience with an NYC Girl TO THE 999999s, Kris Dellllio, The Tom Carlson News Network and show writing.

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Back on the happy train....Tom gets furloughed and rambles about Europe, 69, stealing things, and some travel stories from Spain and the Philippines.
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    Tom rips rich manhattan kids, FBI Undercover Agent deep dive, and peeing INTO the shower... Enjoy

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    Back on the happy train....Tom gets furloughed and rambles about Europe, 69, stealing things, and some travel stories from Spain and the Philippines.
    Enjoy.