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Today's Flor-idiot should've checked his trunk before having police officers help him load it up!
Criminal sometimes plot out their crimes to the last detail, but I guess these didn't plan on this
When an iguana is sticking his head out of your toilet, you may never sit down in the dark again!
Guy wrecks a car without insurance. Hops on the horn to add wrecked car to policy. Immediately files a claim. Nope.
Cops were after car burglars, ready to chase them down, the thieves pull in to the drive-thru at Chick-Fil-A
Miami man retrofits a truck to fit a bladder that he fills with stolen gas from a gas station.
Burglar does the best he can to avoid cops in a department store, he tried this. It did not end well.
If you're collecting disability and you're healthy enough to not have to collect disability, I would lay low from social media, especially when you're showing off your strength and endurance on said social media.
Maybe it was a last ditch effort to escape an impending arrest, but I wouldn't have tried this.
Covid Relief funds were passed out in Japan, this guy got more than his fair share and thought he would keep it
A guy is trying to hide from the police the way a 2-year old plays hide and seek. It was actually less effective than that!
One would think that you pay over $700,000 for a car, you know how to operate it. You would think.
The idiot thought he could get away with some foolin' around with the nanny. Not when Disney takes those pictures for your keepsake....
Certain places have certain rules in which you must abide. Disney World would be one. Come to find out a small world can get even smaller.
When you rob a bank, you would think you would wait a second or two until you put the money into official account, right? Wrong.
It's some kind of go-kart/bobsled/bathtubby-looking thing and he was on the streets of south Florida. And not a back road, some busy freakin' street
A guy gets pulled over for other reasons, when , "oh look, a crocodile in the bed of your truck"
We still don't know what caused this Floridiot to come onto the track and punch a runner during a race, but he did.
April Fools Day pranks can be harmless, funny and amusing; or they can really upset your customers and even lose them as customers. Look no further than here.
When it comes to jury duty, it doesn't matter who you are. NBA legend Ray Allen learned this recently
The very reason this guy wanted to do it was to post about it on social media, but it's the posting that got him fired.
If we've learned anything from the Floridiots, when you commit a crime the three most important things are location, location, location
We do not endorse this man's actions, but don't tell me the thought hasn't crossed your mind
71 year old man had it planned down to the letter; fortunately for us, police found out before he could implement.
I mean, seriously Orlando, what gives? Yet another incident at the airport with A 10 year old and an AirDrop
TikTok "star" likes the recognition when he started, but he didn't figure that the police would recognize him too.
Floridiot had a terrific idea, or so he thought, with his ol' high school friend, who's now a deputy. It didn't end well for him.
This guy saved his best (as far as funny goes) excuse for last with the police officer as to why he was speeding and running a stop sign!
But you would be wrong. There's something crazier than a clown mannequin riding shotgun in your truck.
This dude had way too many issues, but the straw that broke the camel's back, was the beer he smashed over his head.
Go ahead and make up your own jokes, there are plenty go around once you hear this Floridiot.
A drunk lawyer walks into a bar...sounds like the beginning of a joke. Well there is a punch line!
When the seller of whatever you're buying says "head straight to the state line", something might be a little shady
I don't understand much about cryptocurrency, but I do know that you shouldn't mess with Wal Mart!
A woman in the Orlando airport seemed inebriated and led a bicycle policeman on a slow moving chase on her motorized suitcase. yep.
Tip to criminals, if you're going to commit a crime, check your surroundings...for police watching you!!
You're a Brazilian social influencer, which means you can do anything anywhere, right? Isn't that the law on social media? Well, it isn't at the Vatican.
Before you go showing off on social media about your cute little lemurs, you may want to find out if they are legal where you live.
It's hard to keep it straight, what with Elton John's never-ending farewell tour. But his Twitter account confused a big city for a little town. He needs to play this little town now, right?
If you're dumb enough to steal someone's truck, at least don't be dumb enough to make it sooo easy on the cops by taking selfies with the owner's phone!
First, when you're wearing an ankle monitor, you've made some mistakes in the past. Then you go and do this!
This former Armada soccer player showed his butt (ahem, literally) on a recent plane trip
Nobody loves crispy bacon better than our Robbie Rose, but don't bring him some bacon that's not extra crispy. Hey where was he last week???
A man lost his license, but decided to drive anyway. Of course, he got pulled over. So instead of telling the truth, he gave them his brother's information. Didn't work out.
There is an old story about country singer George Jones whose wife took away his car keys because he drank too much. So he drove a riding lawnmower to the bar. Reminds us of this guy
No idiots here, just unfortunate timing on the part of the Weber Company who socialed out a recipe Friday with unintended consequences
A scammer tried to swindle a grandmother by concocting a story about her grandson. She caught on real quick and turned the tables
When you commit a crime and use a getaway car, you tend to need to hide or ditch or otherwise unload said automobile. Our Floridiot knew this; how he went about unloading the car if a different story.
a subcategory of our Floridiots is social idiots and this was found on TikTok. Have a bad cold, use this recipe of chicken and Nyquil. The answer: NO, don't do it
Two idiots burned a Christmas tree at the iconic Southernmost Point in Key West on New Year's Eve. How did they get caught? ho ho ho it's a good one
You may want to pay attention to 1. Barricades 2. Officer's feet. Our latest Floridiot.
Follow-up to the guy in Georgia who paid a former employee the $900 he owed him in oily pennies dumped on the man's driveway. Things aren't working out so well for the owner.
In one of the most amazingly pieces of social serendipity for the police, they find a wanted murderer like this...
A man wanted for years for murder gets done in by not following the Covid rules at a store.
The Washington Football Team plans on announcing their new nickname on Groundhog Day, Feb 2. But internet sleuths noticed something that may have been a telling clue as to their new name!
A guy in Zephyrhills did some serious damage when he accidentally stabbed himself with a sword in his backpack. Yes, that sentence actually happened.
This dude just didn't have time to sit around waiting for one other person to use the weight machine HE WANTED to use. So he.....
No matter how alliterative "cussing cocaine cactus" is, you just don't hear this phrase. Until this Christmas toy started talking in Polish.
The San Marco train is the nemesis of downtown Jacksonville, always seeming to run through at the worst times and for a long time...The train to it to the next level last Saturday
I've heard of frivolous lawsuits, but when you question the nutritional value of one of the staples of American cuisine, you're pushing it!
Police officers never know what's going to happen at any time on their shift. A high speed chase after a suspect landed a few unexpected attempts to thwart the cops.
Dude was driving with a skeleton in his front seat. The police take the situation and run with it online.
Guy goes to scam a store with a fake credit card. He leaves his wallet behind. To try and locate the owner of the wallet the store looks inside it for ID. Then it gets interesting.
A guy from Daytona starts trying to bribe a cop, with a half a million dollars. Then he ups the ante...it does not end well for him
When you have a court date in a neighboring town and you have no transportation, this is not the next best thing to do.
We coined a phrase, we think: TikToxic. More idiot challenges on TikTok. This one may be the dumbest
When you're selling something online and you post the picture, you may want to make sure the stuff in the background is appropriate...and LEGAL
Floridiot at a Wal Mart steals a few watches and tries to get away. Witnesses remember one major detail about what he was wearing.
Floridiot just couldn't wait for the plane to come to a complete stop, so he, uh, winged it
Either his mom knew what he was going to be or he lived up (or down) to his name. A criminal with the name....Sir Dangerous
An Instagram Model and a Live Leopard get in a photo shoot together, what could go wrong?
A question: is this guy who conned his way into skipping lines at Disney a Floridiot or a genius?
The cameras at games, the better chance you have of getting busted for calling out sick at work!
A crook trying to get away from the police chose an unusual vehicle; a mortuary van. Just guess what happens next.
To paraphrase Dana Carvey's classic Church Lady character from SNL: "hmmm, I wonder who could've put that clip of a satanic ritual on at the end of that news story about a puppy........
You may want to know who owns the property you are about to sue. We're looking at you, Naples!
We've all been a little hangry at times where you feel you may do something stupid for something to eat. This guy sees that and raises you.
A great Craigslist ad with an opportunity to be a wedding date for a high-maintenance Mother-in-Law!
A woman calls out sick at work so she can attend the Euro soccer tournament. Of course, the boss finds out...in so many ways!
A woman orders Taco Bell to be delivered but find her order was shorted by one Locos Taco. How did she know it was theft?
How do you counteract people shooting fireworks off in the middle of the night? Not like this
No one is happy when they lose money, especially at a casino. But this woman took it a litttttle too far
Usually when you find a venue for a wedding, the owner of the venue usually knows...usually
When you see movies like the Fast & Furious franchise or old episodes of The Dukes of Hazzard you enjoy them for the sheer fantasy of things like cars flying over a draw bridge. Today's Floridiot thought it was worth a shot
Evidently this is a family tradition of trying to defraud stores. But these stores had one valuable piece of information from these folks...
If any good has come from the pandemic, it's the fails that people have on Zoom, especially in court. You have to hear it to believe it and don't miss what the judge tells him at the end.
So how did he think this was going to end? This guy had two girlfriends in two different cities and ...well it goes about as well as you'd think...
Have you ever had a roommate that played one song over and over until you couldn't take it anymore? This Floridiot did and she FREAKED!
What do you get when you put a Brady Shamer, Gorilla Glue copycats and a person who is "allergic to drunk people"? You get a week's worth of Floridiots!
Two of the most classic Zoom meetings ever, both of these in court settings!! Plus so many more to make you feel better about you!
If you get a state of Florida tattoo that gives you a unibrow, you might be a Floridiot! Also a dude who set up a GoFundMe to escape from the law and Covidiots across the ocean! Enjoy a week's worth
Floridiots, Covidiots, Social Idiots all gather at the week in review. The naked guy on I-10, a guy's revenge on getting towed, a stolen python, bad lawyer advice, granny's not dead, and you ought not do this when impersonating a cop. All this and more this week!
Wow! What a week! If you missed one this week, they're right here! And if you are just stumbling upon us, we salute those from Florida doing stupid things, hence the name. Also including are Covidiots and Social Idiots!
Folks from Florida doing dumb things. If you missed an episode this week, we're catching you up right here! Enjoy!
This week they were Floridiots, Covidiots, Social Idiots, and even a Wal Martian! Join Robbie, John & Toni for the week that was
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