You're All Doomed: A Friday the 13th Podcast: Recent Episodes
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Let's celebrate Jason's 79th birthday with our inaugural AYADA — Ask You're All Doomed Anything. We answer questions from our listeners, and discuss the impending Big Announcements from JASON UN1V3RSE and the Crystal Lake series.
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The Burns family is at it again — wreaking havoc on the greater Crystal Lake area. This time there's more Regina, more Roy, Jr., more Random Bald Guy, more walking!
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The Burns Family reunion is getting weird. We dive into Chapters 3 & 4 of Roy Part 1 — like we should have done in the previous episode.
Chapter 1: https://youtu.be/AVotZsh8YA8
Chapter 2: https://youtu.be/AVotZsh8YA8
Chapter 3: https://youtu.be/dPp9KRmONK0
Chapter 4: https://youtu.be/QK5JEjf6zzI
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Were you wondering what happened to Roy and the rest of the Burns family following the events of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning? Neither were we, but we checked out the Roy fan film, anyway.
Chapter 1: https://youtu.be/AVotZsh8YA8
Chapter 2: https://youtu.be/AVotZsh8YA8
Chapter 3: https://youtu.be/dPp9KRmONK0
Chapter 4: https://youtu.be/QK5JEjf6zzI
Closing Theme: Jason's Forever a Mama's Boy – The Merkins
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It's time for us to dive back into the chilly waters of Crystal Lake. In this episode, we dust off our mics and discuss the 2019 Friday the 13th fan film, Return to Crystal Lake.
(Note: This episode was recorded before the official announcement that Linda Cardellini has been cast as Pamela Voorhees in the upcoming Crystal Lake series)
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We have returned – alive – from our Friday the 13th tour of Camp No-Be-Bo-Sco (Camp Crystal Lake) in Hardwick, New Jersey. We'll tell you all about our trips to Blairstown and Hope, New Jersey where we followed in Annie's footsteps, plus we talk about the tour of the camp itself.
Thanks to Crystal Lake Tours for an awesome experience. You can check them out at https://crystallaketours.com/.
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From the two guys who brought you (and will continue to bring you) the You're All Doomed podcast, we're excited to announce our new podcast, Lesson Number Two. We kick things off with the Chuck Norris classic, Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection. You can find Lesson Number Two on all major podcast sites – be sure to subscribe and leave us a rating/review.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lesson-number-two/id1762078231
We'll be back with a new You're All Doomed episode later this month.
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The JASON UN1V3RSE is here! All hail the JASON UN1V3RSE! We sit down to discuss what it all means, why it's happening, and most importantly, what the hell are they even doing? Prepare to be confused!
It’s time to conclude our fan-film coverage (for now) with Friday the 13th Vengeance 2: Bloodlines. We also discuss the Final Chapter of You're All Doomed, taking a break from Friday the 13th, and what we have planned for our next project.
Don't worry, just like Jason's final chapter, we'll be back...
Main podcast theme song (S3-S14): "Groovie Goalie" – Chris Holland
https://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com/
S14 Finale closing song: "Friday the 13th" – Sam Douglass
https://samdouglass.bandcamp.com/
One lesson Pamela Voorhees never taught her son is that he should never mess with a woman. We discuss Jason finally get his comeuppance in the lastest fan film, Victim No More.
Closing theme song: City Lights - Mike McGraner
Produced by Mike McGraner & Ian Malachai Written & performed by Mike McGraner Mixed & Mastered by Ian Malachai © 2019 Mike McGraner
https://mikemcgraner.bandcamp.com/track/city-lights
Everyone knows that you should never hike hungry, never hike drunk, never hike naked, and most definitely never hike drunk-naked. But what you SHOULD always do is listen to us discuss the latest (and final?) installment of the Never Hike series – Never Hike Alone 2.
It's a national holiday here at You're All Doomed HQ. We discuss the Never Hike Alone 2 trailer, the just-announced Halloween TV series, and... Bigfoot?
There's something in those trees, and it ain't no man. It ain't Jason Voorhees, either. It's, well... you'll see.
"Crystal Lake" – performed by Primal Apathy Music: Travis Justice; Vocal Melody: Gaylon Tyner; Lyrics: Gaylon Tyner and Gary Swift; Drums: John Ollis' 2022
https://primalapathy.bandcamp.com/
You can change the name, you can destroy the camp, but will you be able to tell apart the four blonde girls in this movie? We do our best as we make our way through the next Friday the 13th fan film, The Fall of Camp Blood. Sail Away Tiny Sparrow
Written by Harry Manfredini
Performed by Anthony Brummer, Dylan Painter, Evan Winter
Hold me closer, tiny Jason
Count the bodies on the treeway
Cover your head in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
You know what they say: It’s always dawnest before the dark… or something like that. Find out what that means when the night comes — for a third time — with Here Comes the Night: Part III, a Friday the 13th Fan Film.
As Poison once sang, every rose has its blood, but what they didn't know is that this rose also has Tina powers! Join us as we discuss Rose Blood, the kind-of sequel to Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.
Look out! Here comes the night... again! Only this time we get some Roy Burns cosplay, screwcap wine bottles, and a lesson on how not to make s'mores.
Grab your plastic wrap because it's time for another fan film episode. This time we're discussing Jason Rising, where we learn exactly what happens once mommy loses her head.
There are friends, there are acquaintances, and then there are these three knuckleheads who thought it would be a good idea to go deer hunting in the woods near Camp Crystal Lake. BIG mistake!
His Name was Jason — A Film by Dave Brown
Closing song: Take a Bullet for You by Bourbon Crow
This episode, we take a bit of a detour to discuss the upcoming Crystal Lake series, Friday the 13th: The Game, and Halloween Ends (because, why not?).
We'd like to report a robbery! In this episode, find out why Camp Crystal Lake might be great for a summer getaway, but not so much for a bank-heist getaway.
It's family reunion time at Camp Crystal Lake, and we're serving up a heaping portion of Vengeance right along side Aunt Ginny's famous potato salad. Pull up a lawn chair and find out what Jason's daddy has been up to.
If you haven't renewed your subscription to Drip Dry magazine, now would be a good time, because we're discussing the Friday the 13th fan film Here Comes the Night.
If you like tent unzippings and unintelligable dialogue, you're in for a treat! Head across the pond with us as we discuss the first (?) international entry into the Friday the 13th fan films. Bloody hell!
If you like tent unzippings and unintelligable dialogue, you're in for a treat! Head across the pond with us as we discuss the first (?) international entry into the Friday the 13th fan films. Bloody hell!
We're desperate for some Friday the 13th news, so of course we're going to record an episode to respond to New Line Cinema's recent ambiguous post on Instagram.
We're desperate for some Friday the 13th news, so of course we're going to record an episode to respond to New Line Cinema's recent ambiguous post on Instagram.
If you like listening to us spend a lot of time talking about how we spent a lot of time talking about Jason Voorhees, this is the episode for you! We grade our own work, try to learn from our mistakes, and wonder what our next assignment will be.
Things are heating up at Camp Crystal Lake. It’s time for the exciting conclusion of Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13.
The only thing shorter than this episode is Jason’s temper. You like kills? We’ve got kills! Check out episode 5 as we podcast our way through Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13.
You might want to call in some reinforcements as you listen to us podcast our way through the next episode of Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13.
Knock-knock! Who's there? It's Jason! Check out episode 3 as we podcast our way through Friday the 13th: Part 13.
We got tired of waiting for a new Friday the 13th movie, so we decided to make up our own — in podcast form! Interested in hearing where the story goes? So are we! This week we actually come up with a name for the movie.
We got tired of waiting for a new Friday the 13th movie, so we decided to make up our own — in podcast form! Interested in hearing where the story goes? So are we!
Bundle up as we discuss the frigid #Fridaythe13th fan film, Never Hike in the Snow.
Once again, our special musical guest is @the_jasons. You can check them out at https://thejasons4.bandcamp.com/
Theme song: Murder at the Jarvis House — The Jasons
#NeverHikeAlone #NeverHikeintheSnow #WompStompFilms #Fridaythe13th #JasonVoorhees #CampCrystalLake #Podcast #MoviesbyMinutes
No fooling — we’re back! This time we’re discussing the gold standard of #Fridaythe13th fan films, Never Hike Alone.
We also have a special musical guest, @the_jasons. You can check them out at https://thejasons4.bandcamp.com/
Theme song: It’s Still Crystal Lake to Me (No Matter What They Called it in Part 6) — The Jasons
(This episode is dedicated to Hikerman5000)
We may be done with the Friday the 13th movies, but Friday the 13th isn't done with us. Sit back, relax, and listen to us go on (and on) about all things Jason Voorhees in the conclusion of this three-part discussion.
We may be done with the Friday the 13th movies, but Friday the 13th isn't done with us. Sit back, relax, and listen to us go on (and on) about all things Jason Voorhees in Part 2 of this three-part discussion.
We may be done with the Friday the 13th movies, but Friday the 13th isn't done with us. Sit back, relax, and listen to us go on (and on) about all things Jason Voorhees in Part 1 of this three-part discussion.
As Boyz II Men once said — it’s so hard to say goodbye. But that’s what we must do in the final episode of the final (?) season of the podcast. Listen as we bid farewell to Jason Voorhees, Camp Crystal Lake, and Friday the 13th… one last time.
In this episode, hear us discuss a school bus, saying hello to mommy, and another ambiguous ending, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 91:00-104:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
In this episode, hear us discuss no found footage, unnecessary menace, and thinning the herd, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
In this episode, hear us discuss stupendous boobs, juicy boobs, and perfect nipple placement, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
In this episode, hear us discuss an enlightening moment, tool maintenance, and pricey booze, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
In this episode, hear us discuss an amorous mannequin, acquiring the mask (again), and archery skills, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
In this episode, hear us discuss poor police work, Green Day, and local yokels, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
In this episode, hear us discuss baking powder, stolen artifacts, and a very cold open, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
In the Season 12 premiere, Greg and Brian discuss reboots vs. sequels, family portraits, and urine, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
Wake up! This nightmare is finally over. It’s time for us to journey between dreams and reality to battle our way through the final episode of the Freddy vs. Jason season. Anything can happen… BITCH!
In this episode, hear us discuss Freddy being a dick, the end of a child’s destiny, and the main event, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
In this episode, hear us discuss a pinball wizard, Crystal Lake memories, and Jason and Freddy taking flight, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
In this episode, hear us discuss one-hour photos, sacrificing virgins, and wacky tobaccy, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
In this episode, hear us discuss locker shenanigans, children of the corn, and bath time, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
In this episode, hear us discuss broken rhymes, broken ankles, and broken anatomy, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
In this episode, hear us discuss foldaway beds, dream analysis, and being alright, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
In the Season 11 premiere, Greg and Brian climb into the ring to discuss Nightmare stuff, the stuff of nightmares, and nightmares at camp, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
Let the defrosting process begin! It’s time for us to go back in time to discuss the future, as we rocket through the final episode of Jason X. Join us as we let the bodies hit the floor… of outer space — one last time.
In this episode, hear us discuss going home, side-splitting spacewalks, and a gleeful reentry, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Jason X.
In this episode, hear us discuss package uploads, Jason’s dramatic weight loss, and money shots, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Jason X.
In this episode, hear us discuss a questionable greenhouse, smallpox prevention, and increasing the odds, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Jason X.
In this episode, hear us discuss Predator cosplay, a WTF BFG, and working your fingers to the bone as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Jason X.
In this episode, hear us discuss passing grades, falling nipples, and virtual reality barfing as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Jason X.
In this episode, hear us discuss a farewell to arm, Wing Commander, and Beowulf as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Jason X.
In the Season X premiere, Greg and Brian discuss Jason’s fiery insides, Jason’s lukewarm appearance, and Jason’s icy demise, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Jason X.
Eat your heart out — it’s time to put everyone (especially the hosts) out of their misery as we’ve mercifully reached the final episode of the Final Friday. Join us as we lay everything out on the autopsy table and worm-wiggle our way to Hell one last time.
In this episode, hear us discuss tunneling expeditions, a floor-shattering return, and a Nightmare of an ending, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-90:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.
In this episode, hear us discuss ninja jumps, watching the willy, and a Gunfight at the Joey B Corral, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.
In this episode, hear us discuss horrible protagonists, being trapped in the closet, and questionable liaisons as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.
In this episode, hear us discuss prolonged school spirit, ordering a pizza, and fingering in a jail cell, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.
In this episode, hear us discuss an aversion to rubber, return-address issues, and unusual grooming rituals as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.
In this episode, hear us discuss… you know what, you wouldn’t believe us if we told you. Just listen as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.
In the Season 9 premiere, we discuss a New Line of thinking, New York Mets fans, and new traps, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.
Now that we’ve completed our tour of New York City’s finest alleys and tunnels, it’s time to take a closer look at missed opportunities, hot dog water, and memorializing the senior class of Lakeview High School, as we slice and dice our way through Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, one last time.
In this episode, hear us discuss an unfortunate unmasking, toxic relationships, and seriously what the hell is that ending all about, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 91:00-100:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.
In this episode, hear us discuss the Uncle of the Year, an unlucky strap-hanger, and a rapper’s delight, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.
In this episode, hear us discuss Rico Suave, Mountain Dew, and taking a shot at the title, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.
In this episode, hear us discuss the pen being mightier than the machete, collateral damage, and being navigationally challenged, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.
In this episode, hear us discuss goddamn millennials, all hands on deck, and dropping another anchor, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.
In this episode, hear us discuss Bachelor #1, mean girls, and Ken Jeong, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.
In this episode, hear us discuss coming around 180-degrees, bad parking jobs, and a magic porthole, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.
In the Season 8 premiere, Greg and Brian get the adrenaline pumpin’ by discussing old-fashioned chocolate milk, early nipples, and bungee-cord intestines, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.
Brian is concerned about Greg’s new addiction and wonders if it could change their friendship—and their podcast—FOREVER! Or, at least for the next month or two. Tune in to find out what happens.
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Now that the New Blood has been spilled, it’s time for us to take a closer look at the inspiration for the sleeping-bag kill, psychic phenomena, and jumping the shark, as we slice and dice our way through Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood, one last time.
In this episode, hear us discuss the cupboard under the stairs, sittin’ on the dock of the lake, and goop, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-88:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.
In this episode, hear us discuss Dr. Crews the dick, Jason’s arsenal, and Tina getting an upgrade, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.
In this episode, hear us discuss some of the finest science fiction magazines, our old friend Jazz, and personal penis enlargers as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.
In this episode, hear us discuss a buttocks clause, falling bodies, and a missing earring, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.
In this episode, hear us discuss a sleeping bag, the Gargantuan Throngar, and a photo of a cousin, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.
In this episode, hear us discuss a lurking Dr. Crews, reviving a submerged friend, and the Worst. Birthday. Ever. as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.
In the Season 7 premiere, Greg and Brian discuss an old friend’s narration, not drinking anymore, and playing with matches, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.
Who do you think we are — a couple of fart heads? Just like Tommy, we can’t let Jason rest, so we’re back to discuss the Journey of Tommy Jarvis, diverging from the origin story, and more, as we slice and dice our way through Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI, one last time.
Closing Theme Song: He’s Back (The Man Behind the Mask) — STRVNGERS
https://www.instagram.com/strvngersband/
In this episode, hear us discuss submerging Camp Crystal Lake, the man behind the mask, and cooking with tea, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-87:00 for the water-logged conclusion of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.
In this episode, hear us discuss bloody popcorn, what we were going to be when we grew up, and picking holes in Tommy’s plan, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.
In this episode, hear us discuss Megan’s shirt, praying vs. preying, and funny red noses, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.
In this episode, hear us discuss a flaming Cobra, a collection of rare books, and the search for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s wiener, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.
In this episode, hear us discuss YA-BANG, YA-BANG, and YA-BANG as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.
In this episode, hear us discuss not leaving home without it, having a strange idea of entertainment, and the gender politics of paintball, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.
THE DEAD SPEAK! Well, not really… but JASON LIVES! In the Season 6 premiere, Greg and Brian discuss a familiar yet different hockey mask, an electric encore, and Voorhees — Jason Voorhees, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.
It's time for the Beginning to come to an end. This episode is stuffed with more content than Roy's wallet as we try to figure out what the new beginning is, attempt to diagnosis the kids, learn why the Goonies aren't good enough for Greg, and so much more!
In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss another barn battle, a bungled reveal, and a conveniently overstuffed wallet, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 78:00-92:00 for the confusing conclusion of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning.
In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss an unexpected bedfellow, some dude in a hockey mask, and returning to the scene of the crimes, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning.
In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss those damn enchiladas, Junior’s short-lived temper tantrum, and denied sexual advances, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning.
In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss establishing a suspect, questionable treatment programs, and Delightful Demon, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning.
In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss breakfast at Pinehurst, a suspicious drifter, and Binaca boobs, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning.
In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss a prolapsed anus, Scenes from an Italian Restaurant, and a clandestine poop, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning.
Happy Friday the 13th! To commemorate the big day, we're kicking off the fifth season by discussing curious local yokels, our favorite Corey, and how to destroy a family tradition -- as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning.
In the Season 4 finale, Greg and Brian discuss timelines (again), Jason and Freddy’s first (and final?) face-off, and two thumbs down (way down), as they slice and dice their way through Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, one last time.
Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland
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In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss reopening old wounds, a shave and a haircut, and a garbled climax, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.
Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland
@chrishollandguitar
http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com
In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss scenes from a shower, Gordon’s bizarre decision, and Jason’s body-staging, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.
Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland
@chrishollandguitar
http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com
In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss Ki-Ki-Ki Mi-Mi-Misdirection, remembering Amanda Hunsaker, and an artist’s rendering, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.
Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland
@chrishollandguitar
http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com
In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss leaning into the nudity, Zodiac boats, and cinematic kills, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.
Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland
@chrishollandguitar
http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com
In this episode, hear us discuss naked rope-swinging, a strange man in a young boy’s bedroom, and the Transformers: The Movie soundtrack, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.
Theme Song: Groovy Goalie — Chris Holland
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In this episode, hear us discuss cold lockers, uncomfortable conversations with mom, and conveniently-placed headstones, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.
Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland
@chrishollandguitar
http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com
Welcome back to You're All Doomed, the podcast where your hosts Greg and Brian take you through the Friday the 13th movies, thirteen minutes at a time.
In the Season 4 premiere, hear us discuss how he can be alive, lingering on Higgins Haven, and 20-minute workouts, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.
Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland
@chrishollandguitar
http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com
In the Season 3 finale, hear us discuss demolishing disco, the merits of the third dimension, and the 1982 box office, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 91:00-95:00 for the exciting conclusion of Friday the 13th Part III.
Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland
@chrishollandguitar
http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com
In Episode 7, hear us discuss a second gas tank, Jason exposing himself, and surprise visits from two old friends, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th Part III.
Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland
@chrishollandguitar
http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com
In Episode 6, hear us discuss the waste of a perfectly good pregnancy, the Ballad of Chuck and Chili, and a crushing development for Rick, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th Part III.
Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland
@chrishollandguitar
http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com
In Episode 5, hear us discuss the shaking of an outhouse, the debut of the hockey mask, and the perils of hammock-sex, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th Part III.
Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland
@chrishollandguitar
http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com
In Episode 4, hear us discuss the thinning of a biker gang, Shelly the incel, and Jason’s unsettling side job, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th Part III.
Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland
@chrishollandguitar
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In Episode 3, hear us discuss how Shelly neva-means-tah, Van Halen’s Diver Down, and Plato’s Retreat, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th Part III.
Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland
@chrishollandguitar
http://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com
In Episode 2, hear us discuss horrifying poos, a hint of a dark past, and Rick the Prick, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th Part III.
Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland
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Welcome back to You're All Doomed, the podcast where your hosts Greg and Brian take you through the Friday the 13th movies, thirteen minutes at a time.
In the Season 3 premiere, hear us discuss a disco inferno, choo-choo choosing you, and snacking on fish food, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th Part III.
It’s bonus episode time for the season 2 finale of You’re All Doomed! Listen to us discuss why Roger Ebert hated, hated, hated this movie, fatherly scare-tactics, and poor poster design, as we slice and dice our way through Friday the 13th Part 2 — one last time.
In Episode 7, hear us discuss taking the sack off, the teleportation of Paul Holt, and final thoughts from the Ginny Field Appreciation Society, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-86:00, for the conclusion of Friday the 13th Part 2.
In Episode 6, hear us discuss blood blisters, SOMEONE IN THE F**KING ROOM, and a flowing puddle of pee, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th Part 2.
In Episode 5, hear us discuss the motivations of a boy beast, the inaugural gathering of the Ginny Field Appreciation Society, and someone under the sheets, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th Part 2.
In Episode 4, hear us discuss why the sack-headed man crossed the road, Deputy Winslow’s balls of steel, and solo skinny-dipping, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th Part 2.
In Episode 3, hear us discuss dancing with Muffin, sincere passion, and being sent to bed without dessert, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th Part 2.
In Episode 2 of Season 2, hear us discuss tow trucks, counselor roll call, and fireside chats, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th Part 2.
In the Season 2 premiere, hear us discuss the Itsy Bitsy Spider, bathroom accoutrements, and items in the refrigerator, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th Part 2.
But wait, there’s more! Like young Jason jumping out of the lake to pull Alice under the water, we have one more surprise in store. In this bonus episode, we discuss our initial concerns, reimagining the movie, and CH-CH-CH-AH-AH-AH vs. KI-KI-KI-MA-MA-MA, as we take one last look at Friday the 13th.
In Episode 8, we discuss olde-tyme diving suits, dreams versus reality, and bubbles in the water, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 91:00-95:00 for the exciting conclusion of Friday the 13th.
In Episode 7, we discuss riding shotgun, conversations with a child, and swinging for the fences, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00.
In Episode 6, we discuss how to properly barricade a door, covering a lot of ground in a short amount of time, and mommy monologues, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00.
In Episode 5, we discuss a plea for help from an unseen child, an axe in a bed, and the likelihood of us shitting our pants, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00.
In Episode 4, we discuss the joy of getting an arrow through the throat, our love of Bacon, and Sandy the Waitress, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00.
In Episode 3, we discuss Officer Dorf and the Art of Motorcycle Turnarounds, Crazy Ralph's iconic monologue, and dreams about rivers of blood, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00.
In Episode 2, we discuss neckerchiefs, neuticles, and Ned’s nonsense, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00.
Welcome to You're All Doomed, the podcast where Greg and Brian take you through Friday the 13th (1980), thirteen minutes at time. In our premiere episode, you'll learn about first victims, inappropriate campfire songs, and a little bit of grab-ass, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00.