Slow Drag with Remedy: Recent Episodes

Remedy Robinson

An appreciation & exploration of linguists, language, poetry, and clever word play as framed by the peerless poetry of the modern day master, Elvis Costello

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Today's slow drag is with "I Want to Vanish," from "All This Useless Beauty," released in 1996. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Riot, MA, MFA

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, "I Want to Vanish" https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=I_Want_To_Vanish

"I Want to Vanish" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZIzhXMNzBo

The meaning of "paste" as it pertains to jewels: https://www.josephjewelry.com/guide/glossary/paste

"I Want to Vanish" Lyrics

I want to vanish

This is my fondest wish

To go where I cannot be captured

Laid on a decorated dish

Even in splendor this curious fate

Is more than I care to surrender

Now it's too late

(Chorus:)

Whether in wonder or indecent haste

You arrange the mirrors and the spools

To snare the rare and precious jewels

That were only made of paste

If you should stumble upon my last remark

I'm crying in the wilderness

I'm trying my best to make it dark

How can I tell you I'm rarer than most

I'm certain as a lost dog

Pondering a sign post

(Repeat Chorus)

I want to vanish

This is my last request

I've given you the awful truth

Now give me my rest

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Today's slow drag is with "Almost Beaten to the Punch," from "Get Happy!!," released in 1980. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Riot, MA, MFA

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, "Almost Beaten to the Punch" https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Beaten_To_The_Punch

"Almost Beaten to the Punch" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoDQS0Zd110

Semantic Satiation: https://www.verywellmind.com/semantic-satiation-why-words-become-meaningless-8650932

"Almost Beaten to the Punch" Lyrics

You say that you can and then you run and get your mummy

And you're almost beaten to the punch

Looking for the man who sold you the dummy

And you're almost beaten to the punch

Laughing at the older guys who say it's just as well

Saved by the wedding bell

Almost beaten to the punch

You're looking for somebody new that you can knock about

You are almost beaten to the punch

If you've got a head for figures then you'd better count me out

You were almost beaten to the punch

You pulled the piece but you soon called it love

You go hand in glove

Almost beaten to the punch

Your body speaks much louder than your voice

You let it do the talking so I don't have any choice

Now you find the younger guys are putting up resistance

And you're almost beaten to the punch

You better get out now because you'll never go the distance

And you're almost beaten to the punch

You'll find a girl and you'll promise her anything

Even a wedding ring

Almost beaten to the punch

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Today's slow drag is with "Forgive Her Anything," from "Blood & Chocolate," Rykodisc/Demon Edition, released in 1995, with a slightly longer version, a "home demo," with opposing pronouns that profoundly shift the perspective of each iteration, found on the Rhino/Edsel version of "Mighty Like a Rose," released in 2002. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello's birth name.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Riot, MA,MFA

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, "Forgive Her Anything" https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Forgive_Her_Anything

"Forgive Her Anything" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65OoQsZ8DjI

"Forgive Her Anything" Home Demo Rhino Bonus Discs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuVP-gO4giI

"Forgive Her Anything" Lyrics

Oh, the TV went off like three day old milk

They shut this town down better than most

And it always was less of an idea and more of a boast

Oh, you're burning in the bloom of life

'Til you're powder in the grave

Or you're pounding on the counter begging for more

'Til you evaporate

You'd forgive her anything

When you look like you, my pretty miss

I wonder where you are tonight

When this place becomes pitiless

Oh, she offered it all but she forgot to say when

Oh, this won't hurt a bit, oh, this won't hurt again

When the roof comes down and the walls move in

Oh, I didn't know it could feel like that

When your face turned away and the day turned black

And the rain fell like a curtain

Oh, it's my turn to begin

To forgive her anything

You'd forgive her anything

If you knew what I know

You'd forgive her anything

Say, where did all my pride go?

You'd forgive her anything

If you knew what I have known

I've been given and forgotten

More than you will ever know

Alternative Lyrics:

Why is the radio so brutally cheerful

This endless happiness overdose

That it always was less of an idea and more of a boast

Now you're burning in the bloom of life

Until you're powder in the grave

Or you're pounding on the counter begging for more

Till you evaporate

Chorus:

You'd forgive her anything

If you could win back her tender kiss

You wonder where she is tonight

As this town becomes pitiless

Well, you couldn't sleep, you don't want to think anymore

You listen for a footfall, a key in the door

As the roof comes down and the walls move in

So you didn't know it could feel like that

Till the face turned away and the day turned black

And the rain fell like a curtain

Now it's your turn to begin

To forgive her anything

(Repeat Chorus)

You'd forgive her anything

If you knew what I know

You'd forgive her anything

Say, where did all your pride go?

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Today's slow drag is with "Talking in the Dark," ostensibly from "Armed Forces," and then again in many other places, culminating with a Rhino/Edsel reissue in 2002. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Riot, MA,MFA

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, "Talking in The Dark" https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Talking_In_The_Dark

"Talking in The Dark" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JnSChQtbiQ

"Talking in The Dark" Lyrics

I tried in vain to drive myself insane

I talk to myself but I don't listen

I found out what I was missing

I miss talking in the dark

Without you, I'm not conversational

Without the sense of the occasional

Without you, I miss talking in the dark

When the barking and the biting is through

We can talk like we're in love or talk like we're above it

We can talk and talk until we talk ourselves out of it

I look for the news, somebody to abuse

I look at myself but it's so chancy

I see things that I don't fancy

I miss talking in the dark

Without you, I'm not conversational

Without the sense of the occasional

Without you, I miss talking in the dark

Without you, I miss talking in the dark

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Today's slow drag is with "Just About Glad" from "Brutal Youth," released in 1993. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello's birth name.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Riot, MA,MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, "Just About Glad" https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Just_About_Glad

"Just About Glad" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgRHdpTkX7c

"Just About Glad" Lyrics

I'm just about glad that I knew you once

And it was more than just a passing acquaintance

I'm just about glad that it was a memory

That doesn't need constant maintenance

There are a few things that I regret

But nothing that I need to forget

For all of the courage that we never had

I'm just about glad

(Chorus:)

Just about glad we didn't do that thing

Just about glad we didn't have that fling

Just about glad we didn't give it a try

Just about glad, is that a tear in your eye?

And on the few times I rang to propose

There was a man there or so I'd suppose

The greatest lover that you never had

I'm just about glad

They called time and vodka and lime

In some far flung Canadian club

Just about glad

And there I was just waiting to fall

Like a toe just aching to stub

Just about glad

Later on I could never accept it

When you finally gave it all to him

Just about glad

And you said that my nurse was sweet

But her lamp was just beginning to dim

I'm just about glad

That we never did that thing that we were going to do

I'm just about glad I can look you in the eye

But I can't say the same for you

And though the passion still flutters and flickers

It never got into our knickers

For all of the courage that we never had

I'm just about, I'm just about

I'm just about, I'm just about

(flutter and wow from the song of the same name, to flutter or flatter from Like Licorice)

(Repeat Chorus)

And it's all just a stupid creation

Of my feverish imagination

If I'm the greatest lover that you never had

I'm just about, I'm just about

I'm just about, I'm just about

(Repeat Chorus)

Is that a tear in your eye?

Is that a tear in your eye?

Is that a tear in your eye?

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Today's slow drag is with "Like Licorice" from "The Coward Brothers," released in 2024. The songwriting is credited to Howard Coward.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Riot, MA,MFA

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, "Like Licorice" https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Like_Licorice

"Like Licorice" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ-rtPoEQcg&list=RDjQ-rtPoEQcg&start_radio=1

"Humans from Earth" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK5dNeM4Zls

"Days" Elvis Costello version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmivtDdL-Fo

"People Limousine" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1zhyFvcv9o

"Like Licorice" Lyrics

Gets down to the matter

Gets down to the root

To flutter or flatter

In hot pursuit

Like Licorice

Like Licorice

On your tongue

It might get a little ticklish

But it won't take long

Some say they only found one little piece

A relation of Anna and anise

The sweetness of candy

The thrill of your fears

The tart of your tongue

And the salt of your tears

Like Licorice

Like Licorice

On your tongue

It might get a little ticklish

But it won't take long

Give 'em what they want, a promise of a dream

A ticket on a time machine

A voyage to nowhere on a magic stick

Maybe you can give it a lick

Like Licorice

Like Licorice

On your tongue

Like Licorice

Like Licorice

On your tongue

It might get a little ticklish

But it won't take long

It won't take long

It won't take long

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Today's slow drag is with "Lover's Walk" from "Trust," released in 1981. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA,MFA

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, "Lover's Walk" https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Lovers_Walk

"Lover's Walk" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNCIzaBliTY

"Lover's Walk" Lyrics

I won't walk with my head bowed

Beyond caution where lovers walk

Your love walks where three's a crowd

Beyond caution where lovers walk

Lovers walk, lovers scramble

Beyond caution where lovers walk

Lovers step, shuffle and gamble

Beyond caution where lovers walk

Lovers trip, lovers stumble

Lovers dip, lovers fumble (is that the word?)

Lovers lip where love has crumbled

Beyond caution where lovers walk

Lovers strut, lovers stroll, lovers leap

Lovers late, lovers wait

Making promises that they can't keep

Lovers link up arm in arm

Lovers slink up, lovers charm

Lovers drink up and come to harm

Beyond caution where lovers walk

Love is gone and it's no one's fault

Love has stopped here, lovers halt

Lovers don't walk, lovers run

Will you look what love has done

Will you look what love has done

Will you look what love has done

Beyond caution where lovers walk

Now love's limping on a lover's crutch

Looking for a hand with a personal touch

Beyond caution where lovers walk

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Today’s slow drag is with “(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes” from “My Aim is True,” released in 1977. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA,MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=(The_Angels_Wanna_Wear_My)_Red_Shoes

“(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS8oaMFsBEk

Got vs. Gotten https://ellii.com/blog/got-vs-gotten

(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes lyrics:

Oh, I used to be disgusted

and now I try to be amused.

But since their wings have got rusted,

you know, the angels wanna wear my red shoes.

But when they told me 'bout their side of the bargain,

that's when I knew that I could not refuse

And I won't get any older, now the angels wanna wear my red shoes

I was watching while you're dancing away

Our love got fractured in the echo and sway

How come everybody wants to be your friend?

You know that it still hurts me just to say it

Oh, I know that she's disgusted (oh why's that)

Cause she's feeling so abused. (oh that's too bad)

She gets tired of the lust, (oh I'm so sad)

but it's so hard to refuse

How can you say that I'm too old,

when the angels have stolen my red shoes.

Oh, I said "I'm so happy, I could die"

She said "Drop dead," then left with another guy

That's what you get if you go chasing after vengeance.

Ever since you got me punctured this has been my sentence.

Oh, I used to be disgusted

and now I try to be amused.

But since their wings have got rusted,

you know, the angels wanna wear my red shoes.

Red shoes, the angels wanna wear my red shoes.

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Today’s slow drag is with “We Are All Cowards Now” from “Hey Clockface,” released in 2020. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA,MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “We Are All Cowards Now” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=We_Are_All_Cowards_Now

“We Are All Cowards Now” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8r_F_4AjVE

"We Are All Cowards Now" lyrics

Time has taught us

That they’re sending out their sons

To take away our guns and our daughters

We are all cowards now

Rivers rising

Darkness fell upon

People blotting out the sun

Disguising how

We are all cowards now

At least the Emperor Nero had an ear for music

But that’s history

Caligula said “God’s speed, my steed”

But that’s his story

They’re coming for our Peacemakers

Our Winchesters and Colts

The rattle of our Gatling Guns

Our best cowboy revolts and threats and insults

We are all cowards now

The emptiness of arms

The openness of thighs

The pornography of bullets

The promises and prizes can’t disguise

We are all cowards now

They're draping stones with colours

And a roll of stolen names

Except those we never cared about

And those we need to blame

We’ll extinguish that flame, just the same

We are all cowards now

Arms are empty

The pornography of plenty

Count commands from one to ten

Number sins from ten to twenty

There’s an illusion we believe in

There is honour in their need

Pretty confetti, chemical debt

And a necessity to bleed

My fears too fleet to scupper

My prayers too thin to scream

On my lover's back a zipper

On her limb a straightened seam

So, close the windows tightly

Lower lamps and shades

On the screen, silent rehearsals

For tomorrow's parades

For tomorrow's parades

For tomorrow's parades

We are all cowards now

Additional lyrics from live performances:

In a box of lies

In a shimmering air

There's a whispered curse

There's a mumbled prayer

No choice but to scan the sky up above

At least pretend we can surrender to love

At least pretend we can surrender to love

Put up your hands

Put up your hands

Put up your hands

Speak up for beauty

Throw down your arms

Undo your duty

For the wounds of the past

Some fool will say

Pardon these crimes committed today

We are all cowards now

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Today’s slow drag is with “Uncomplicated” from “Blood & Chocolate,” released in 1986. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA,MFA

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Uncomplicated” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Uncomplicated

“Uncomplicated” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a91_uGPR9_o

A bit more about prosody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DUCCSepMbs

Heart Murmur: https://www.vulture.com/article/elvis-costello-profile.html

Clever Hans: https://www.britannica.com/topic/Clever-Hans

The difference between opposition and contradiction: https://jordantimes.com/opinion/ahmad-y-majdoubeh/opposition-vs-contradiction#:~:text=Opposition%20is%20both%20natural%20and,to%20countless%20damages%20and%20crises.

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday”

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Today’s slow drag is with “Mr. & Mrs. Hush” from the Grammy award-winning “Look Now,” released in 2018. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA,MFA

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Mr. and Mrs. Hush” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Mr._%26_Mrs._Hush

“Mr. and Mrs. Hush” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdHjigna3gI

“Blindman’s Bluff” https://www.oxfordreference.com/display/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803095512112

The Sapir Whorf hypothesis https://www.simplypsychology.org/sapir-whorf-hypothesis.html

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday”

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Today’s slow drag is with “TKO (Boxing Day)” from “Punch the Clock,” released in 1983. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA,MFA

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “TKO (Boxing Day)” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=TKO_(Boxing_Day)

“TKO (Boxing Day)” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5yoFjJSlwo

Why is it called Boxing Day? https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/46454700

The Origins of Boxing Day https://www.carnivalarts.org.uk/post/the-origins-of-boxing-day

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"TKO (Boxing Day)" Lyrics

You can run all you like from the classroom or the cot

From a great big man or tiny tot

But from this day, every day will be Boxing Day

Don't need your indecision, let there be no doubt

Don't need your permission, I can count you out

I can count you out

TKO

They put the numb into number, put the cut into cutie

They put the slum into slumber and the boot into beauty

But from this day, every day will be Boxing Day

It's a fight to the finish, let there be no doubt

As the seconds turn into minutes, I can count you out

I can count you out

TKO

You need a back to break or a back to stab

Now your birthday suit looks dull and drab

Every day will be Boxing Day

Now you don't look so glamorous

Whenever I feel so amorous

I can count you out

TKO

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Today’s slow drag gives voice to an intrepid visual documentarian who puts the face to the name, splashes color in the corners of the nuance, and provides the proof that unicorns like our beloved entertainer truly do walk amongst us. It’s more than joy to pour over Tony Sacchetti’s evocative images of Mr. Costello in so many different settings. It’s an honor to scatter flowers at his feet as he dances us through a glimpse into how he does what he does so well.

Cover Art Credit: Anthony Sacchetti

Follow Tony Sacchetti on Instagram @Anthony.sacchetti

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA,MFA

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Today’s slow drag is with “The Only Flame in Town,” from “Goodbye Cruel World,” released in 1984. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA,MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Only Flame in Town” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=The_Only_Flame_In_Town

“The Only Flame in Town” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugcURF7B_gw

“The Only Flame in Town” Alternate version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geApcpKSk-4

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"The Only Flam in Town" Lyrics

I know a girl got my mind in a mess

I never heard her say goodnight and God bless

She's not the only flame in town

And when we're alone, we never quarrel

I'm miles away, now here's the moral

She's not the only flame in town

She's not the only flame in town

She's got to stop thinking that I'm carrying this torch around

He struck a match and it lit up her face

We should have struck a match, girl

To burn down the whole place

Now you're not the only flame in town

But you blew hot and cold

Turned my heart to a cinder

And with each passing day

You're less tender and more tinder

Now you're not the only flame in town

She's not the only flame in town

She's got to stop thinking that I'm carrying this torch around

You're not the only flame

You're not the only flame

Thought I saw your face in the fire

But it's so hard to remember

Even an inferno can cool down to an ember

Now you're not the only flame

You're not the only flame

You're not the only flame in town

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Today’s slow drag is with “Poisoned Rose,” from “King of America,” released in 1986. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA,MFA

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Poisoned Rose” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Poisoned_Rose

“Poisoned Rose” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ycLSDu7jc

“La Vie Bohéme” trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYYE_1Br-kE

“A Drunken Man’s Praise of Sobriety” Elvis Costello Wiki https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=A_Drunken_Man%27s_Praise_Of_Sobriety

“A Drunken Man’s Praise of Sobriety” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFf-iHQjLNI

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"Poisoned Rose" Lyrics

The poisoned rose

That you gave to me

It left me half alive

And half in ecstasy

But if half of your love

Is all I can win

Give me just a fraction

But no more medicine

The poisoned rose

On a Valentine card

That you take straight to the heart

That you call my junkyard

But if all I can do

Is save pieces of you

The piece of your mind

The piece of your heart

Didn't tear me apart

Like the poisoned rose

I received from you

I don't know

How we came to grow

Into this very sad affair

Every time we do the decent thing

Somebody spikes the drink

And a single becomes a pair

The poisoned rose

That you wear at your best

That I keep pressed between the white sheets

Where you lie half undressed

I threw away my shirt and shoes

You looked and I dived in

It's just you and me now

'Cause I threw away the gin

I threw away your alibis

And all your worn-out clothes

I threw myself upon the floor

But I couldn't throw away

This poisoned rose

This poisoned rose

This poisoned rose

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Today’s slow drag is with “Tear off Your Own Head,” from “When I Was Cruel,” released in 2002. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA,MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Tear off Your Own Head” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Tear_Off_Your_Own_Head_(It%27s_A_Doll_Revolution)

“Tear off Your Own Head” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY6iBsjZQhQ

“Tear off Your Own Head” The Bangles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwVvf_8oWFk

“Shabby Doll” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgKhxZTYtq4

“Puppet Girl” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSmTP4sqGRA

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"Tear off Your Own Head" Lyrics

Who dries your eyes when you cry real tears?

Who know or cares what an imitation is?

Only you do

You can paint his nails

Make him wear high heels

Why waste time altering the hemline?

Or do you?

Tear off your own head

Tear off your own head

It's a doll revolution

You can bat your lashes

You can cut your strings

You can pull his hair with your moveable fingers

It looks so real

If one won't do it, so collect the set

Dress him in pink ribbons

Put him in a kitchenette

How does this feel?

Tear off your own head

Tear off your own head

It's a doll revolution

What’s that sound?

It will turn you around

It's a doll revolution

They're taking over

And they're tearing it down

It's a doll revolution

You can pull and pinch him

'Til he cries and squeals

You can twist his body 'til it faces backwards

Plastic features

You could make somebody a pretty little wife

But don't let anybody tell you how to live your life

Broken pieces

Tear off your own head

Tear off your own head

It's a doll revolution

Tear off your own head

Tear off your own head

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Ballyhoo, my friend. The passion project is back again with another lyrics only episode.

My name is Remedy Robinson. And, for fun, let’s listen to the brilliant alternate lyrics of “Stalin Malone,” from Spike, released in 1989, off the 2001 Rhino re-issue of Spike. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name, the recitation is credited to Elvis Costello.

"Stalin Malone" Lyrics

I'm going to make you even fear the dream you dream

Don't even think about it, don't make a wish

You think that I don't see you as you trawl those young weak fish

Hooked on those poor wonders, till they want you alone

Though they can't tell a cuckoo-clock from the squeals of saxophones

That's when they'll fear my name

I'm telling you the day will come when this man gets what he merits

Though people still wear animal skins to ward off evil spirits

Only wife-swapping and witchcraft woke the dormitory town

'Til horse's heads up in the trees came dripping down

Yes, horse's heads hung in the trees after the bird had flown

Did you wonder of my whereabouts as the powder room was blown?

Did anybody call my name?

In a room called creation, where you all obey my laws

Where Seconal is gravity and pain is like applause

You think that this phenomenon is some coincidence

I've got people everywhere, you're under my surveillance, in the pocket of my pants

Okay, she left me, but I'll soon get over that

Falling out of the "Blood Tub" and rolling on my back

Waking up to the one o'clock gun with a Punch and Judy bird

Reaching out for a gelignite beer that fills me up with murder

To overhear forbidden songs her lover must have known

Between the pity and advice...

"There's no one here to help you now, but speak after the tone"

Leave for me a message of hope

Now the church door is a roller-shutter with padlocks and keys

Just like all of the other dispensaries

The saloon is like a casket, stained wood and human dust

Stale with conversation that hangs on your clothes like smoke

The wooden clock set time for her to dance dressed only in a flower

As the jazz band drowned the hysterical bird that it spits out on the hour

I drop out of sight and disappear, turn up in another town

But somehow I can't seem to put it down now, put it down

You probably wonder why I'm here, I don't trust myself alone

But do I have to see her fall into his arms before I can atone?

Get my jacket on, get my story straight

I'm leaving on my own

Again, this has been a slow drag lyrics only reading of “Stalin Malone” from 1989’s Spike. What a joy to read such mastery. Thank you for listening.

So, until next time, adieu my little ballyhoo

Reference:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: Stalin Malone https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Stalin_Malone

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Today’s slow drag is with “Heathen Town,” from “Out of Our Idiot,” released in 1987. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Heathen Town” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Heathen_Town

“Heathen Town” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udnz2s_k8js

“The Fall of Rome” https://www.dictionary.com/browse/fall-of-rome#:~:text=The%20collapse%20of%20the%20Roman,%2C%20Romulus%20Augustulus%2C%20in%20476.

“Old hat” idiom: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/old-hat#:~:text=old%20hat%20in%20American%20English,of%20being%20trite%20or%20commonplace

John Howard Payne’s, “Home Sweet Home,” written in 1822 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjjfF1Wn-s

“Ave Maria” (Ellen’s Third Song,” composed in 1825 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjjfF1Wn-s

“Ave Maria” words: https://www.classicfm.com/composers/schubert/ave-maria-schubert-lyrics/

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"Heathen Town" Lyrics

They used to call it Sin City

Now it's gone way past that

Painting the town and then burning it down

Now even that's old hat

Now there's a choir of angels at the fall of Rome

Singing "Ave Maria" or "Home Sweet Home"

It's just a heathen town

I hear only evil as my tongue is tightened

I used to be god-fearing, now I'm so frightened

Cos the devil will drag you under

By the shark tail fin of your checkered cab

And I can't sit down, I'm going overboard

in this heathen town

It starts as a flirtation

And ends up as an expensive habit

With one eye on her place in debtor's prison

And the other on a girl dressed as a rabbit

Now you can live forever

Endure fits and starts

But the only stake you cannot raise

Is the one driven through your heart

It's just a heathen town

I hear only evil as my tongue is tightened

I used to be god-fearing, now I'm so frightened

Cos the devil will drag you under

By the shark tail fin of your checkered cab

And I can't sit down, I'm going overboard

In this heathen town

And I can't sit down, I'm going overboard

In this heathen town

In this heathen town

In this heathen town

In this heathen town

In this heathen town

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Ballyhoo, my friend. The passion project is doing something a little different today.

My name is Remedy Robinson. And, for fun, this inaugural lyrics-only slow drag, let’s listen to brilliant lyrics of “The Boy Named If,” from the album of the same name, released in 2022. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

I'm a lucky so and so

A fortunate stiff

You said you never knew me but I'm the one you want to be with

If I tumble from a tightrope or leap from a cliff

I won't be dashed to pieces

I'm the boy named "IF"

If I disappear and I slipper from your view

I just step upon a crack and I won't come back

Imagine me

And I'll imagine you too

In a hollow of the bed sheet

Or a picture in a frame

I'm vivid as a summer's day

Then never seen again

Who'll pay the taxman?

Who'll place the blame?

Who'll point into an empty room

And whisper my name?

If I disappear and I slipper from your view

You will step upon a crack and I won't come back

Imagine me

And I'll imagine you too

Take my hand

We'll go to "Magic Lantern Land"

Take my hand

See the pictures they've projected

Take my hand

We'll fill our pockets up with sand

Dance in frantic passes

'Til the grains all turn to glasses

Drums begin to navigate, the band strikes up a riff

No one will believe you but the

Boy Named If

Who'll pay your entrance fee?

Who'll leave a tip?

Who'll say, "Listen here, Sunshine

Don't you give me no lip"

Who broke your favorite heart?

Who stops and never starts?

Who kiss you stupid?

It must be something you did

Who'll keep you satisfied after a lover's tiff?

It must be some other guy not…

The Boy Named If

If I disappear and I slipper from your view

You will step upon a crack and I won't come back

Imagine me

And I'll imagine you too

Take my hand

We'll go to "Magic Lantern Land"

Take my hand

See the pictures we've projected

Take my hand

We'll fill our pockets up with sand

Dance in frantic passes

'Til the grains all turn to glasses

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Again, this has been a slow drag lyrics only reading of “The Boy Named If” from 2022’s album of the same name. Thank you for listening.

And, of course, until next time, adieu my little ballyhoo

Reference:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: The Boy Named If https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=The_Boy_Named_If_(song)

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Today’s slow drag is with “Country Darkness,” from “The Delivery Man,” released in 2004. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Country Darkness” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Country_Darkness

“Country Darkness” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwp42y6I8m8

Blade definition: https://appzaza.com/dictionary/blade

Filament: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/filament#google_vignette

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"Country Darkness" Lyrics

This tattered document

A mystery you can solve

Some burnt out filament

Flies buzzing around the bulb

Country Darkness

He thought of traveling

Heard an approaching train

Drown out his desperate pulse

A song with no refrain

Country Darkness

She daydreams of forbidden sins

There must be something more

The prison she lives in

The one with the open door

A veil is covering

A glistening cruel blade

Suffer little children

Repent, unfaithful maid

Country Darkness

She daydreams of forbidden sins

There must be something more

The prison she lives in

The one with the open door

A veil is covering

A glistening cruel blade

Suffer little children

Repent, unfaithful maid

Country Darkness

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Today’s slow drag is with “Tears before Bedtime,” from “Imperial Bedroom,” released in 1982. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

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“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Tears before Bedtime” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Imperial_Bedroom

“Tears before Bedtime” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v_inbXiPLQ

“Tears before Bedtime” Alternative version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA8uLxyBF9I

“Give up The Ghost” meaning https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/to-give-up-the-ghost#:~:text=Definition%20of%20'to%20give%20up%20the%20ghost'&text=If%20someone%20gives%20up%20the,what%20they%20are%20looking%20for.

A chorus versus and hook: https://emastered.com/blog/hook-vs-chorus#:~:text=A%20chorus%20is%20usually%20preceded,make%20for%20a%20catchier%20tune.

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"Tears before Bedtime" Lyrics

I know the name on the tip of your tongue

And I know that accusing look

Everybody knows I've been so wrong

That's the problem and here's the hook

Chorus:

Tears before bedtime

There'll be trouble tonight

I don't want to talk about it anymore

I don't want to have another fight

I don't want to talk I don't want to fight

How wrong can I be before I am right

For the tears that you boo hoo hoo

There can be no defense

You say you'll forgive and forget

But it's only a pretense

(Chorus)

Either you can leave the past behind

Or give me something to disconnect my mind

I sleep with my fists clenched tight

When I don't lie awake all night

I guess time gave up the ghost too late

And the balance of our love

Very soon turns to hate

Darling your suspiciousness

Tortures me at night

But I can't excuse the cruel words

That I use whenever we fight

(Chorus)

How wrong can I be before I am right

Alternate Version Lyrics

I see that strange look in your eyes once again

And the name on the tip of your tongue is of a woman and not a man

There’ll be tears before bedtime, they’ll be trouble tonight

I don’t want to talk about it anymore, oh I don’t want to fight

How wrong can I be before I am right?

The pain that I’ve given you there is no defense

You say you’ll forgive and forget but it’s only a pretense

There’ll be tears before bedtime, they’ll be trouble tonight

I don’t want to talk about it anymore, oh I don’t want to fight

How wrong can I be before I am right?

Either you can leave the past behind or give me something to discount mind

I sleep with my fists clenched tights when I don’t lie awake all night

I guess time gave up the ghost too late

And the balance of our love

Very soon turns to hate

Suspicion and silence still torture my night

And the cruel words of anger that run through all our fights

They’ll be tears before bedtime, I’ll be trouble tonight

I don’t want to talk about it anymore, I don’t want to fight

How wrong can I be before I am right?

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Today’s slow drag is with “Stella Hurt,” from “Momofuku,” released in 2008. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Stella Hurt” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Stella_Hurt

“Stella Hurt” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W93e5f6py9U

“Chekhov’s Gun” https://screencraft.org/blog/everything-you-need-to-know-about-chekhovs-gun/

“Arcadia” https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/arcadia#:~:text=Now%20English%20speakers%20often%20use,%2C%20simple%2C%20or%20untroubled.%22

Blue Birds Songs: https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Eastern_Bluebird/sounds#

“The Other End of the Telescope” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grIxnYllZxk

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"Stella Hurt" Lyrics

You should wear your red galoshes

Walking o'er the city pride

Streets are paved with heaven's pennies

Gutters full of suicides

Teddy steadily fell from grace

Somewhere near Arcadia

Once she overheard a voice

she didn't hear on the radio

Velvet gloves and country clubs

Were never going to hold her

Ringing the necks of silly

Southern belles

Who wanted to scold her

Don't bring me down

I'm trouble bound

Blue song

Red Alert

Who made Stella Hurt?

Teddy soon dropped out of sight

Turned up in another town

Changed her name for the spotlight

Singing like a blue bird in a sequin gown

She finally fell and married well

But I knew it wouldn't last

Reversing back into the limelight

No one ever saw her even half-plastered

Don't bring me down

I'm trouble bound

Blue song

Red Alert

Who made Stella Hurt?

Then she saw those soldier boys

Throw their bonnets in the air

Self-made men would pledge their fortunes

And dream of her

And dream of her...

Generals in the commissary opened up a case of wine

Checked the perfume of the cork

Said "Made in 1929"...

They used her up, to raise morale for money

And Old Glory

Her voice was shot beyond repair

But this is not the last act of this story

The night is black as cracked shellac

Abandoned in an attic

Stella is silent as the grave

Until the needle drags her through the static

Don't bring me down

I'm trouble bound

Blue song

Red Alert

Who made Stella Hurt?

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Today’s slow drag is with “The Difference,” from “The Boy Named If,” released in 2023. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Difference” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=The_Difference

“The Difference” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tvg-OfP1LA

Octameter: https://poemanalysis.com/poetic-meter/#:~:text=Octameter%20Octameter%20refers%20to%20a,patterns%20in%20English%20language%20verse.

The difference between undertone and overtone https://www.britannica.com/dictionary/eb/qa/undertone-and-overtone

What is an appositive: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/appositive

Fiddlehead Reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDYe6ZMs3K4

Fiddlehead: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fiddlehead

The Male Gaze: https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-the-male-gaze-5118422

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"The Difference" Lyrics

I pulled a petal from the flower to tell just where my fortune fell

About a boy beyond my caution before I lay beneath his spell

And he said, "Do you know, do you know, do you, by chance, know wrong from right?"

"Do you know, do you know, do you know what turns pleasure to plight?

If you trust me, I know it may seem strange

I'll show you the way down into the underworld"

I did just what he asked me to

Lifted my skirt to show him my shoe

Upon a reel of the finest fiddlehead

Light as the dance around Milady's bed

The steps came faster at his insistence

'Til he showed me all about the difference

"It's not about the things I promised, it's not about the vow we broke

If I am faithless or dishonest it's just the gaze that you provoke"

And he said, "Do you know, do you know, do you, by chance, know wrong from right?"

"Do you know, do you know, do you know what turns pleasure to plight?

If you kiss me, at first it may seem strange

I'll show you the way into another world"

My father shamed me just like you

Buried my name in a glass or two

'Til he came to me in his darkest house

He mistook me, took me for his spouse

And my cries for a woman in the distance

So, I took this knife to show him the difference

'Til he came to me in his darkest house

He mistook me, took me for his spouse

And my cries for the woman in the distance

So, I used this knife to show him the difference

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Today’s slow drag is with “Lipstick Vogue,” from “This Year’s Model,” released in 1978. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

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“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Lipstick Vogue” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Lipstick_Vogue

“Lipstick Vogue” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3sqZUMgcX4

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"Lipstick Vogue" Lyrics

Don't say you love me when it's just a rumor

Don't say a word if there is any doubt

Sometimes I think that love is just a tumor

You've got to cut it out

You say you're sorry for the things that you've done

You say you're sorry but you know you don't mean it

I wouldn't worry, I had so much fun

Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being

It's you

Not just another mouth in the lipstick vogue

It's you

Not just another mouth in the lipstick vogue

Oh yeah

Get to the slot machine almost dead on arrival

Just hit me one more time with that live wire

Maybe they told you you were only a girl in a million

You say I've got no feelings

This is a good way to kill them

Select the control and then insert the token

You wanna throw me away but I'm not broken

You've got a lot to say, well I'm not jokin

There are some words they don't allow to be spoken

Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being

It's you

Not just another mouth in the lipstick vogue

It's you

Not just another mouth in the lipstick vogue

Not just another mouth lost in the lipstick vogue (repeats)

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Today’s slow drag is with “The Spell That You Cast,” from “National Ransom,” released in 2010. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

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“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Spell That You Cast” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=The_Spell_That_You_Cast

“The Spell That You Cast” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEYZTE8BDuE

The Difference between You Got and You Have: https://preply.com/en/question/you-got-youve-got-43032#:~:text=“You%20have%20got”%20fully%20correct,missed%20too%20many%20days%20already.”&text=“You%27ve”%20(short,”%20(have%20is%20missing).

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"The Spell That You Cast" Lyrics

The spell that you cast

Well, it seems to be wearing off fast

(The spell that you cast)

Come back baby, cos I don't think that I can last

(The spell that you cast)

And I wonder whether

You got some other kind of lover < grammar

That you like to please

Better than me

Don't think I can take it

How am I gonna break it?

The spell that you cast

The spell that you cast

The spell that you've woven

Well, it seems to be coming undone

(The spell that you cast)

Come back, Baby or at least tell me where you are going

(The spell that you cast)

And you know quite well

That I'm not the jealous kinda fella

But they look in your eyes

And they're all hypnotized

I'm gonna miss you madly

'Cos I love you sadly

The spell that you cast

The spell that you cast

Jimmy, come quickly ‘cos I feel quite sickly

(Oh, the spell that you cast)

You're like a gangster's Molly with a cannonade volley

(Oh, the spell that you cast)

(Oh, the spell that you cast)

Here we go…

Don't think I can take it

How am I gonna break it?

The spell that you cast

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Today’s slow drag is with “Blame It on Cain,” from “My Aim is True,” released in 1977. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Blame It on Cain” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Blame_It_On_Cain

“Blame It on Cain” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfHaI7rVp9g

“The Ticker’s Rise and Fall” https://www.thinkadvisor.com/2008/02/01/the-tickers-rise-and-fall/

“Shallow Grave” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN5qkhNHEKg

“Good Luck Grin” https://stirredblog.com/2017/03/13/baldwin-bar/

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"Blame It on Cain" Lyrics

Once upon a time, I had a little money

Government burglars took it long

before I could mail it to you

Still, you are the only one

Now I can't let it slip away

So, if the man with the ticker tape,

tries to take it, this is what I'm gonna say

Blame it on Cain

Don't blame it on me

Oh, oh, it's nobody's fault

but we need somebody to burn

Well, if I was a saint with a silver cup

and the money got low

we could always heat it up or trade it in

then the radio to heaven will be wired to your purse

And then you can run down the waveband,

coast to coast, hand in hand

Bad to worse, curse for curse,

don't be dissatisfied

So, you're not satisfied

(Chorus)

I think I lived a little too long

on the outskirts of town

I think I'm going insane

from talking to myself for so long

Oh, but I never been acute

But when they step upon your face,

they wear that good look grin

I gotta break out one weekend if I do somebody in

But every single time I feel a little stronger

they tell me it's a crime

Well, how much longer?

(Chorus)

Blame it on Cain

Please don't blame it on me

It's nobody's fault,

but it just seems to be his turn

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Today’s slow drag is with “American Gangster Time,” from “Momofuku,” released in 2008. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “American Gangster Time” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=American_Gangster_Time

“American Gangster Time” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnRIKlVsk1w

Flag Etiquette: https://www.vfw.org/community/flag-etiquette

Flatter to Deceive idiom meaning: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/flatter-to-deceive#:~:text=to%20give%20the%20appearance%20of,just%20a%20lull%20in%20hostilities.

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"American Gangster Time" Lyrics:

One, two, three, four

Somewhere downtown a pretty girl kneels

Offers her soft lips and a handful of pills

Peels off her dress and then the rest of her skills

It buys what she wants and the rest she just steals

He speaks between deep swallows of rum

While her head is beating like a big bass drum

And she wishes he were mute and not just dumb

When the trick asked her quick, "Did you come?"

It's a drag

Saluting that starry rag

I'd rather go blind

For speaking my mind

Or use it just like a gag

So, raise it in anger

Just let it hang

American Gangster Time

He sits back and starts to invent

All about some Saigon correspondent

"'Til the carbine fell silent and spent

I never knew it could be so eloquent"

Next week there'll be some fashionable new sin

For each harlot and each Puritan

Pull off their wings stick them on a pin

And just watch the money roll in

It's a drag

Saluting that starry rag

I’d rather go blind

For speaking my mind

Or use it just like a gag

So, raise it in anger

Just let it hang

American Gangster Time

What you got hidden up your sleeve?

The tracks of the train that were bidding you to leave

When they say that you should flatter to deceive

Don't count on any reprieve

The hands of the helpless are raised

Your dead little secrets are praised

The people stand dumbstruck and dazed

By the inches that you have erased

It’s a drag

Saluting that starry rag

I'd rather go blind

For speaking my mind

Or use it just like a gag

So, raise it in anger

Just let it hang

American gangster time

Committing the perfect crime

In American Gangster Time

Here we go

Bye bye

American Gangster Time

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Today’s slow drag is with “Lip Service,” from “This Year’s Model,” released in 1978. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

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Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Lip Service” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Lip_Service

“Lip Service” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE6oRbX4CLc

“Grice’s Maxims” https://www.sas.upenn.edu/~haroldfs/dravling/grice.html

“Sharp Practice” meaning: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/sharp-practice

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"Lip Service" Lyrics

You left the motor running

But I know you're so attractive

Getting in some sharp practice

You better not do anything reckless

But if everybody is going through the motions

Everybody is going through the motions

Are you really only going through the motions?

Lip service is all you'll ever get from me

Lip service is all you'll ever get from me

Lip service is all you'll ever get from me

But if you change your mind

You can send it in a letter to me

Don't make any sudden movements

These are dangerous amusements

When did you become so choosy

Don't act like you're above me, just look at your shoes

But if everybody is going through the motions

Everybody is going through the motions

Are you really only going through the motions?

Lip service is all you'll ever get from me

Lip service is all you'll ever get from me

Lip service is all you'll ever get from me

But if you change your mind

You can send it in a letter to me

But if you change your mind

You can send it in a letter to me

But if you change your mind

You can send it in a letter to me

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Today’s slow drag is with “The Man You Love to Hate,” from “The Boy Named If,” released in 2022. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Man You Love to Hate” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=The_Man_You_Love_To_Hate

“The Man You Love to Hate” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZU9b4NOQBQ

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"The Man You Love to Hate" Lyrics

I went to a theatre on Silhouette Street

It had a taste of decay, and a scent of defeat

All of the patrons in the pews were people that I'd killed or used

The actors on the stage were equally skilled

The players took turns in lighting the fuse

One of them said "Now you must choose"

A man of infamy or ill-repute

And that's the one that we will execute

None of that mob had turned up late

They said, "You'd better concentrate”

So, start the show, 'cos we can't wait for

The Man You Love to Hate

All of the patrons sitting on pews

Were the shades of the ghosts of the once accused

There was music that dragged in line and word

Not a penny was spent, or a conscience was spared

The hero's motives were never in doubt

We laughed at the speeches that he would spout

Suddenly there arose a shout

Confessions simply tumbled out

And marriage vows, that someone mumbled about

None of that mob had turned up late

They said, "You'd better concentrate”

So, start the show, 'cos we can't wait for

The Man You Love to Hate

The closing act

The first one billed

Into the limelight thrilled

The tale of a ship lured onto the rocks under

The cover of darkness, the hold was plundered

My mouth was parched my eyes red-rimmed

My false light shone

And my ghost light dimmed

I went to a house on Silhouette Street

Where I lived once and died once more

Awoke a woman I once adored

Her husband came to the door

In a masquerade of dignity

He said, "I'm pleased to meet you but you don't know me"

She took my money and handed me the key

The number on the fob was "999"

She whispered that's your room and this is mine

But that's a chamber that you can't afford

It's one door down, next to the Emergency Ward

None of that mob had turned up late

They said, "You'd better concentrate”

So, start the show, 'cos we can't wait for

The Man You Love to Hate

The Man You Love to Hate

I'm a one party state

The Man You Love to Hate

The girl you used to care for

Without a why or wherefore

The country that I loved

Is just a problem to solve

Until we all disintegrate before

The Man You Love to Hate

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Today’s slow drag is with “Green Shirt,” from “Armed Forces,” released in 1979. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Green Shirt” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Green_Shirt

“Green Shirt” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilN9SpD6Y_Q

The Somerton Man Mystery: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/have-scholars-finally-identified-the-mysterious-somerton-man-180980540/

Quisling Clinic Photo https://www.wisconsinhistory.org/Records/Image/IM51270

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"Green Shirt" Lyrics

There's a smart young woman on a light blue screen

Who comes into my house every night

And she takes all the red, yellow, orange and green

And she turns them into black and white

But you tease, and you flirt

And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

You can please yourself but somebody's gonna get it

Better cut off all identifying labels

Before they put you on the torture table

'Cause somewhere in the "Quisling Clinic"

There's a shorthand typist taking seconds over minutes

She's listening in to the Venus line

She's picking out names

I hope none of them are mine

But you tease, and you flirt

And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

You can please yourself but somebody's gonna get it

Never said I was a stool pigeon

I never said I was a diplomat

Everybody is under suspicion

But you don't wanna hear about that

'Cause you tease, and you flirt

And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

You can please yourself but somebody's gonna get it

Better send a begging letter to the big investigation

Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?

You tease, and you flirt

And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

You can please yourself but somebody's gonna get it

You can please yourself but somebody's gonna get it

You can please yourself but somebody's gonna get it

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Today’s slow drag is with “The First to Leave,” from “The Juliet Letters,” released in 1993. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

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Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The First to Leave” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=The_First_To_Leave

“The First to Leave” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS0dPEacnTY

“The Dark Ensemble: Voice and String Quartet https://interlude.hk/the-dark-ensemble-voice-and-string-quartet-20th-century/

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"The First to Leave" Lyrics

I should open with a kiss

For if you're reading this

You must have opened up your case

And found this letter where I placed it

In between the silk and lace

There were other clues, like your walking shoes

But I still refused to believe

That you were meant to be the first to leave

Everybody here sends you their love

How could I forget you still walk above

Or below

Perhaps you'll never know this Purgatory

We never could agree

There's a thought, there's a pause

No time to repent

Eternally yours in a permanent Lent

But if I should give you up

If you're right and life just stops

And I never see your face again

Then from unearthly pleasures, proud and plain

I shall abstain

'Til you realize, my loss is your surprise

Unless you know otherwise, then don't grieve

You see I had to be the first to leave

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Today’s slow drag is with “God’s Comic,” from “Spike,” released in 1989. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “God’s Comic” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=God%27s_Comic

“God’s Comic” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajjBxMCMQQs

“God’s Comic” Live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0N6TfU54o8

“Requiem” by Andrew Lloyd Webber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3CG8pUpVjg

“God is dead”: What Nietzsche really meant”: https://bigthink.com/thinking/what-nietzsche-really-meant-by-god-is-dead/

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"God's Comic" Lyrics

I wish you'd known me when I was alive, I was a funny fella

The crowd would hoot and holler for more

I wore a drunk's red nose for applause

Oh yes, I was a comical priest

"With a joke for the flock and a hand up your fleece"

Drooling the drink and the lipstick and greasepaint

Down the cardboard front of my dirty dog-collar

(Chorus:)

Now I'm dead, now I'm dead, now I'm dead, now I'm dead

And I'm going on to meet my reward

I was scared, I was scared, I was scared, I was scared

He might’ve never heard God's comic

So, there he was on a waterbed, drinking a cola of a mystery brand

Reading an airport novelette, listening to Andrew Lloyd-Webber's "Requiem"

He said, before it had really begun, "I prefer the one about my son"

"I've been wading through all of this unbelievable junk

And wondering if I should have given the world to the monkeys"

(Repeat Chorus)

I'm gonna take a little trip down Paradise's endless shores

They say that travel broadens the mind, till you can't get your head out of doors

I'm sitting here on the top of the world, I hang around in the longest night

Until each beast has gone to bed and then I say "God bless" and put out the light

While you lie in the dark, afraid to breathe

And you beg and you promise and you bargain and you plead

Sometimes you confuse me with Santa Claus

It's the big white beard, I suppose

I'm going up to the Pole, where you folks die of cold

I might be gone for a while if you need me

Now I'm dead, now I'm dead, now I'm dead, now I'm dead

And you're all going on to meet your reward

Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared?

You might have never heard, but God's comic

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Today’s slow drag is with “The World and His Wife,” from “Punch the Clock,” released in 1983. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The World and His Wife” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=The_World_And_His_Wife

“The World and His Wife” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4wgrLmdVaI

“The World and His Wife” Live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KJTTmA_vvs

“The World and His Wife” idiom: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/world-and-his-wife#:~:text=a%20great%20many%20people%2C%20especially,his%20wife%20will%20be%20there.

“It’s a Living” idiom https://www.englishforums.com/English/ItsALiving/mkphd/post.htm

“This is the life” idiom https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/this-is-the-life

“Score Draw” https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/score-draw#:~:text=Word%20forms%3A%20plural%20score%20draws,the%20same%20number%20of%20goals.

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"The World and His Wife" Lyrics

The family circle gathers 'round from very far and near

To pass around the same remarks they passed away last year

The little girl you dangled on your knee without mishap

Stirs something in your memory and something in your lap

Chorus:

But it's a living

This is the life

For the world and his wife

The world and his wife

The kissing cousins slip outside to cuddle and confess

She says sweet nothing at all, it's much more of a mess

The conversation melts like chocolate down their open jaws

As the juniper berry slips down just like last night's drawers

(Chorus)

To tell the truth our Mum ran off with someone else's father

Went for two weeks' holiday in Taramasalata

Daddy went out with the rubbish and he kept on walking

Between Mum and the walls

God only knows who does the talking

(Chorus)

But late time in the evening through the tears and fol-de-rol

Come the sentimental feelings for the lure of vitriol

Longing thoughts go hankering for the old home overseas

With a blindfold and a national anthem sung in different keys

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Today’s slow drag is with “Black and White World” from “Get Happy!”, released in 1980. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com/

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Black and White World” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Black_And_White_World

“Black and White World” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRDl6YvXhiw

“Black and White World” Demo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMLZi9v-RFM

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"Black and White World" Lyrics:

I was looking at the black and white world

It seemed so exciting

If you'd only put me back-to-back with that girl

When the night's inviting

With just a little lighting

There'll never be days like that again

When I was just a boy and men were men

You never go from moment to moment

You're the living double of a single fiction

You're very colorful with your compliments

As you feel the finger's friction

It's a freeze-frame till it’s real life

You don't want to look

'Cause you've seen the film and you've read the book

I was looking at the black and white world

Trying to name some pin-up

Those days she was just a beautiful girl

Now she's framed and hung up

I thought she was young

Up until I saw her last night in close detail

Though they all fade away when you're so pale

It's more than just a physical attraction

It starts with a face and ends up a fixation

But you're never gonna feel a fraction

Of the way it used to work on your imagination

When you were looking at the black and white world

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Today’s slow drag is with “Honey, Are You Straight or Are You Blind?” from “Blood and Chocolate,” released in 1986. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Honey, Are You Straight or Are You Blind?” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Honey,_Are_You_Straight_Or_Are_You_Blind%3F

“Honey, Are You Straight or Are You Blind?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqeSNPJ1bIY

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"Honey, Are You Straight or Are You Blind?"

Who do you see when you turn your eyes down?

Who do you see when I'm not seeing you?

The news is out all over town

And all these girls are taking turns at being you

Chorus:

Well, well, well

You'd better make up your mind

Honey, are you straight or are you blind?

She's coming in between us, you know that she is

I'm not holding on to her but one of us is

My hands are in my pockets, my face is in a book

She could walk 'round naked and I wouldn't sneak a look

(Chorus)

Honey, are you straight or are you blind?

Honey, are you straight or are you blind?

Honey, are you straight or are you blind?

Honey, are you straight or are you blind?

She walked in and your eyes flew out the door

You squeezed my hand until the circulation ceases

She's just a doll like so many more

She's the kind of doll that you'd like to pull to pieces

(Chorus)

Well!

Well, well, well

You'd better make up your mind

Honey, are you straight or are you blind?

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Today’s slow drag is with “White Knuckles” from “Trust,” released in 1981. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/indoorfirewords.bsky.social

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “White Knuckles” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=White_Knuckles

“White Knuckles” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbZ6TkpflKc

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Wave a White Flag” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Wave_A_White_Flag

“Wave a White Flag” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJwALX5riiU

“I need him like the axe needs the turkey” saying from “The Lady Eve.” https://melanienovak.com/2020/09/02/the-lady-eve-i-need-him-like-the-axe-needs-the-turkey/

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"White Knuckles" Lyrics:

White knuckles came down to put the frighteners on

I believe she's the one that he's got his heart set on

It doesn't matter if your face doesn't fit

There's no charge for changing it

Oooh ooh

What are you doing

You see right through him

You don't have to take it when he gets cruel

White knuckles on black and blue skin

You don't have to take it so you just give in

White knuckles sweatin' on the headboard

Never found out what the kisser was for

Losing face with the boys while she's whispering in his ear

They never found out why they called it laughing gear

Maybe they weren't loved when they were young

Maybe they should be hung by their tongues

Oooh ooh

Under the blankets with the body jerk

He needs her like the axe needs the turkey

Thinking of après of this fancy footwork

White knuckles on black and blue skin

Didn't mean to hit her but she kept laughing

White knuckles sweatin' on the headboard

Never found out what the kisser was for

There's always someone new to toy with when the penny drops in the slot

Now it's a petty crime on the news at nine

But it's all she's got

Love on the never never dreams don't come cheap

I don't close my eyes when I go to sleep

Oooh ooh

It gets right under your skin

It makes you as miserable as sin

You don't have to take it so you just give in

White knuckles on black and blue skin

Didn't mean to hit her but she kept laughing

White knuckles sweatin' on the headboard

Never found out what the kisser was for

White knuckles on black and blue skin

You don't have to take it so you just give in

White knuckles sweatin' on the headboard

Never found out what the kisser was for

Why you don't come round anymore

Mother said

He's using you

Sister said

I told you so too

When he goes to your head

You took it to be true

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Today’s slow drag is with “They’re Not Laughing at Me Now” from “Hey Clockface,” released in 2020. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: slow_drag_remedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Bluesky: @indoorfirewords.bsky.social

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “They’re Not Laughing at Me Now” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/They%27re_Not_Laughing_At_Me_Now

“They’re Not Laughing at Me Now” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_uR6jvQKAI

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"They're Not Laughing at Me Now" Lyrics:

Tell me, how does it feel?

In the hour of deception and the moment of pretend

To be scorned by those rank and those unkind strangers

You were fool enough to call your friends

Will you say as the curtain descends?

"They're not laughing at me now"

When the last of the garlands and laurel crowns and fine bouquets have all been swept away

You were lost in the smokescreens and cavalcades and accolades instead of traitor's pay

Where will you find the courage to say?

"They're not laughing at me now"

You could shake my hand

If I could unfold my fist

If I were a gentleman

If I were a Christian

But I wouldn't risk it

Why would you?

You know my name now

And it's "Mister" to you.

Now we're back at the start, no forgiveness in your heart, you turned your coat and asked me to turn my cheek

And it's all in a language that I can understand but never bring myself to speak

I'll leave it to you, if you dare

It's a peal too appalling to bear

I wonder if you're here or you're there

They're not laughing at me now

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Today’s slow drag is with “Mischievous Ghost” from the Rhino reissue of “Mighty Like a Rose,” released in 2002. It was originally released as part of the “Bringing It All Back Home” soundtrack, released in 1991. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name. This episode has been requested by a loyal and astute fan who believes “Mischievous Ghost” was the impetus for Mr. Costello’s dalliance with long hair, as he seems to have spent much time “in the blank hillsides” of Ireland himself at the time.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Mischievous Ghost” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Mischievous_Ghost

“Mischievous Ghost” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfbsGZvdNbk

Unmask Us, Elvis Costello on “Mischievous Ghost” https://unmask.us/songwriters-c-e/elvis-costello-p5/

The Vibrato Debate: https://www.newsounds.org/story/43709-the-vibrato-debate/

The Scottish Bagpipes, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl9240HWXBU

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"Mischievous Ghost" Lyrics

She came dancing right before my eyes

She said she came to warn me

Before it dawned on me

I went walking on the blank hillside

Where the sunset falls

Where the sunset dies

She gave me love / she told me lies

That most mischievous ghost

She was in disguise, she was in disguise, she was in disguise

He started to whistle, they bought him a flute

He was talking in tongues, they swore he was mute

He scoffed and blasphemed, they said it was beautiful

Busted a button, they bought him a suitcase full

They colored him cricket and laced him up tight

As he drew on their days, resurrected his nights

He raved in the dark, he went out in a blaze

"There you go," they said, "he's good for nothing and lazy"

With scandal and shame, they slandered his name

They told him to freeze, they damned him to roast

Disappointed that he passed away peacefully

Never dying to be a mischievous ghost

They dug him up quick with a polish and lick

They powdered him up till he only looked sick

The hinge in his backbone would bend to applause

But his dancing was not quite as lively of course

These are the rewards immortality affords

Bullied and bribed and beaten to bliss

Parroting slack sentimental laments

Of going away and not being missed

With scandal and shame, they slandered his name

They told him to freeze, they damned him to roast

Disappointed that he passed away peacefully

Never dying to be a mischievous ghost

With the green beer and the shamrock tattoos

Singing his songs of the battles we lose

And "Will ye come home again," so we can murder you

What would you do if they took his word

With forty-eight million to join in the toast

Move over my darling mischievous ghost

Mischievous ghost

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Today’s slow drag is with “The Other Side of Summer” from “Mighty Like a Rose,” released in 1991. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Other Side of Summer” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Other_Side_Of_Summer

“The Other Side of Summer” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR_9f1xuloo

“The Other Side of Summer” Music Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww0hN-puTdA

“Stand Like Greyhounds…” https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/191850.html

“Give It Away Now” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_uHJPUlO8

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Earthbound”:http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Wendy_James:_Now_Ain%27t_The_Time_For_Your_Tears

http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Earthbound

“Earthbound” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Xs6Mhe9tU

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"The Other Side of Summer" Lyrics

The sun struggles up another beautiful day

And I felt glad in my own suspicious way

Despite the contradiction and confusion

Felt tragic without reason

There's malice and there's magic in every season

(chorus):

From the foaming breakers of the poisonous surf

The other side of summer

To the burning forests in the hills of Astroturf

The other side of summer

The automatic gates close up between the shanties and the palace

The blowtorch amusements, the voodoo chalice

The pale pathetic promises that everybody swallows

A teenage girl is crying 'cos she don't look like a million dollars

So help her if you can

'Cos she don't seem to have the attention span

(chorus)

Was it a millionaire who said "imagine no possessions"?

A poor little schoolboy who said "we don't need no lessons"?

The rabid rebel dogs ransack the shampoo shop

The pop princess is downtown shooting up

And if that goddess is fit for burning

The sun will struggle up, the world will still keep turning

Madman standing by the side of the road saying

"Look at my eyes, look at my eyes, look at my eyes, look at my eyes"

Now you can't afford to fake all the drugs your parents used to take

Because of their mistakes, you'd better be wide awake

(chorus)

The mightiest rose

The absence of perfume

The casual killers

The military curfew

The cardboard city

An unwanted birthday

The other side of summer

The dancing was desperate, the music was worse

They bury your dreams and dig up the worthless

Goodnight

God bless

And kiss "goodbye" to the earth

The other side of summer

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Today’s slow drag is with “Dishonor the Stars” from the Grammy Award winning “Look Now,” released in 2018. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Dishonor the Stars” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Dishonor_The_Stars

“Dishonor the Stars” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E18wcuJYxRM

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"Dishonor The Stars" Lyrics

If you wake and chance

to look above you

There's one that I named to show how

much I love you

Hanging up high

Poets long have written and

have sung of

moonlight and some

distant satellite and

when we're young we wish

upon them

Other men may only dream

to kiss you

But it's not a thrill like this

Put your lips a little closer to my cheek

then whisper,

then speak

So, tell me if you know

How deep can this thing go?

Honey will still desire the flowers

And there will be a love like ours

Until the sky dishonors the stars

What in the world would all this

amount to?

If I can't tell you how much

I want you

On such a night the sky might

dishonor the stars

Disown and dishonor the stars

Poets long have written and

have sung of

moonlight and some

distant satellite and

when we're young we wish

upon them

Other men may only dream to kiss you

But it's not a thrill like this

Put your lips a little closer to my cheek

then whisper,

then speak

So, tell me if you know

How deep can this thing go?

Honey will still desire the flowers

And there will be a love like ours

Until the sky dishonors the stars

What in the world would all this

amount to?

If I can't tell you how much

I want you

On such a night the sky might

dishonor the stars

Disown and dishonor the stars

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Today’s slow drag is with “There’s a Story in Your Voice” from “The Delivery Man,” released in 2004. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello, with the guest vocal of Lucinda Williams.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “There’s a Story in Your Voice” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/There%27s_A_Story_In_Your_Voice

“There’s a Story in Your Voice” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6dXZNT-Sd4

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"There's a Story in Your Voice" Lyrics

Once upon another time

If you had the need

I'd step right in the shoes that you've been walking

'Cos someone put the hurt in you

For everyone to see

And you only have to speak to tell your fortune

There's a story in your voice

Both by damage and by choice

It tells of promises and pleasure

And a tale of wine and woe

The uneasy time to come

And the long way 'round we go to get there

Once you told me fairytales

Everybody knows

But I didn't care for their prediction

Now you say you're leaving me

And packing up your clothes

I finally see you were a work of fiction

There's a story in your walk

Then you crumble just like chalk

And I could say that I was sorry

But I wouldn't mean it much

There are pages I can't touch

And something that's been torn out of this chapter

Far away, not far enough

'Cos I can still recall

How it felt when I read that last sentence

Now I go inside some rooms with Gideon in them all

And hide myself from all hope of repentance

There's a story in your eyes

Cheap sunglasses might disguise

But when the bedroom light reveals

All that bravado and that fright

That you cover up in spite

Attempts to strip away this fabrication

There's a story in your voice

Both by damage and by choice

It tells of promises and pleasure

And a tale of wine and woe

The uneasy time to come

And the long way 'round we go to get there

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Today’s slow drag is with “Suit of Lights” from “King of America,” released in February, 1986. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Suit of Lights” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Suit_Of_Lights

“Suit of Lights” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Ke3f6yfI8

“Welcome to the Club” Nat “King” Cole: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=todFZrhmMc4

“Welcome to My World” Jim Reeves, 1963: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOCCvN8YDuc

“Workin’ Man Blues” Merle Haggard” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwK0NsKdDY

“Everyday I Write the Book” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1d4r9awjKE

“It’s a Dog’s Life” Idiom: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/its-a-dogs-life

1987 Lasse Hallstrom Film, “My Life as a Dog” Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxzO8Qx96O4

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Today’s slow drag is with “Spooky Girlfriend” from “When I Was Cruel,” released in 2002. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Spooky Girlfriend” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Spooky_Girlfriend

“Spooky Girlfriend” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMBmd6m7h-c

“Spooky Girlfriend” Cruel Smile, Live on KFOG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJsRa4XojFs

“London’s Brilliant Parade” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZmNE964rmk

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"Spooky Girlfriend" Lyrics:

I want a girl to make a mess

To do no wrong she must confess

And then perhaps hitch up her dress

'Cos when the flashbulbs explode

She's such a sensitive soul

I want a girl who is helpless and frail

Who won't pull on my ponytail

I want a girl who has no past

She's made up now

But that won't last

'Cos when she sits on my knee

And then she whispers to me

"Can't you see

could be

could be

Your spooky girlfriend…

I could be, I could be your spooky girlfriend”

And the broken toys are scattered in the attic

And the Newspapers play in the words of the fanatic

And the greeting cards are your most poetic lyric

And the flat champagne is sweet sugar syrup

I want to paint you with glitter and with dirt

Picture you with innocence and hurt

The shutter closes

Exposes the shot

She says, "Are you looking up my skirt?"

When you say "No"

She says "Why not?"

I want a girl to turn my screw

To wind my watch, to buckle my shoe

And if she won't, her mother will do

'Cos when she does as she's told

We'll all turn platinum and gold

But when she sits on my knee

I hear her whispers to me

"Can't you see?"

"I could be your spooky girlfriend"

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Today’s slow drag is with “You Little Fool” from “Imperial Bedroom,” released in 1982. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “You Little Fool” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/You_Little_Fool

“You Little Fool” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYmVfF3WX_Q

“You Little Fool” Demo version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEo40X9_HUs

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Daddy's best girl in the world is not supposed to have a boyfriend

But she's never wanted at home

Other girls are allowed to wear their makeup

She sneaks out her lipstick, powder and comb

She surrounds his name with hearts and flowers

Talks on the telephone for hours and hours

But with a bird in his hand

And two on a string

The words of love have an imitation ring

Chorus:

You little fool, you little fool

I suppose that you're going to stay all night

You little fool

Don't look at me that way, you know it isn't right

You little fool

They say no news is good news

The little girl wants information

Mother just gives her some pills to choose

And says go and use your imagination

Daddy's best girl in the world says just look what I got

As she sits beside him on the high stool

With his arm around her neck, snowball in one hand

And the other full of imitation jewels

She fingers a string of pearls

An imitation but he'll never know it

Imitation lashes flutter above

Looking for an imitation of love

(Chorus)

Alternative second verse intro lyrics:

And you’re so surprised she’s up to hijinks out on the high stools

Sitting with a snowball in one hand, the other full of imitation jewels

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Today’s slow drag is with “Sour Milk Cow Blues” from “Goodbye Cruel World,” released in 1984. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Sour Milk Cow Blues” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Sour_Milk-Cow_Blues

“Sour Milk Cow Blues” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_yk1GoVMMY

“Milk Cow Blues Boogie,” 1954 Elvis Presley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruWHWXRkHHk

“Milk Cow Blues,” 1934 Kokomo Arnold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B944jMtu6Qc

Willie Nelson – Milk Cow Blues, 1981: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GnEpw-A0to

“Parade of Pleasure,” Geoffrey Wagner: https://www.amazon.com/Parade-pleasure-popular-iconography-U-S/dp/B00IY0JJNM

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"Sour Milk Cow Blues" Lyrics:

You like coffee and you like tea

Much more than you like me

And everybody says watch out, yeah

For the sour milk-cow blues

You like your coffee just a little too sweet

Without your sugar, life is incomplete

And everybody says watch out, yeah

For the sour milk-cow blues

I think about you everyday

Something about you is not the same

Something about the things you say

Sounds like a different woman with a different name

Sour milk-cow blues

Sour milk-cow blues

You wear a different size and style of shoe

I think that someone must be poisoning you

To replace you with a living double

Get out of my life right now and save them all of the trouble

They changed your complexion and your personality

Somebody's putting ideas in your head

They took the girl of my dreams and left you here instead

Sour milk-cow blues

Sour milk-cow blues

You take your place in this parade of pleas

You dial a number and they offer relief

All alone with just your own device

They give you something and it isn't advice

To break the hearts of a million listeners

Start out as lovers and you end up as prisoners

Somebody's suffering from the things that you do

Somebody's suffering but you're glad it isn't you

Put your fingertips up to the screen

Repeat after me, wake at the count of three

Now I don't know which is worse

What they're doing to you or what you're doing to me

Sour milk-cow blues

Sour milk-cow blues

Sour milk-cow blues

Sour milk-cow blues

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Today’s slow drag is with “That Bridge I Burned” from “Extreme Honey: The Very Best of the Warner Bros. Years,” released in 1997, and then again on the “All This Useless Beauty” Rhino re-issue, released in 2001. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “That Bridge I Burned” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Bridge_I_Burned

“That Bridge I Burned” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPdCavy9z_s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGhlUBtY8_I

Marsilio Ficino: https://iep.utm.edu/ficino/

Prince’s “Pop Life”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Hvoqgdlfk

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"That Bridge I Burned" Lyrics:

I'm walking in Times Square in the Electric Daylight

The sailors on shore leave stand out in their perfect white

I'm up here with my spying glass at the window up above

For better or for worse - it's a perverse universe, my love

Now I know, I should have never walked over the bridge I burned

Now I know, somehow I don't feel so alone

"And remember to flee far away from the unbridled,

and the impudent, the malicious, and the unlucky.

For these being full of bad demons or rays are maleficent,

and like lepers and people stricken with plague,

they harm not only by touch but even by proximity and by sight." (Dig it!)

(Quote from Marsilio Ficino, Italian philosopher [1433-1499])

You mutter underneath your breath - IT ECHOES ROUND THE WORLD

Everybody comes from nowhere

There is hope, it loops up in the air

Now I know, I should have never walked over the bridge I burned

Now I know, somehow I don't feel so alone

You said I used to be handsome if you screwed up your eyes

Professors and vampires drank up all the tears I cried

Now there's a bird at my window, he beats upon the pane

And sometimes he sings to me - a mocking bird in the twilight of infamy

Now I know, I should have never walked over the bridge I burned

Now I know, some how I don't feel so alone

Now I know, I should have never walked over the bridge I burned

Now I know, they've burned one sinner and the others are selling firewood

Now I know

Now I know

Now I know

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Today’s slow drag is with “A Slow Drag with Josephine” from “National Ransom,” released in 2010. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Linguist Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “A Slow Drag with Josephine” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/A_Slow_Drag_With_Josephine

“A Slow Drag with Josephine” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1II-SELD9k

Gavotte, Baroque Dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0tB2rGh1kM

Gavotte definition: https://www.britannica.com/art/gavotte

Garrotes Dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C32zAHaIJt4

Garrote (method of torture by strangulation) definition: https://www.dictionary.com/browse/garrote

Cotillions, definition and difference: https://www.astoriabanquets.com/difference-between-a-cotillion-and-a-debutante-ball.htm

Cotillion Dance example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvItgHeD2EU

Arabesque: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmRrfm1ihGg

Arabesque in Dance, definition: https://www.streetswing.com/histmain/z3farndo.htm

Farandole dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzUeMwM9CCQ

Farandole dance definition: https://www.dictionary.com/browse/farandole

Slow Drag Dance Moves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lFWWheBVuA

A bit of The Slow Drag Dance history: https://atomicballroom.com/blog/2011/05/17/slow-it-down-with-slow-drag/

“Tango Till You’re Sore, Tom Waits from the seminal “Rain Dogs”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjLBWJutzEI

“Flirtation – Dominica’s Traditional Dance”: https://dominicaexplorer.com/dominica/dominica-traditional-dances/flirtation-dance/

“Flirtation Two Step: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtj-SFouB6o

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"A Slow Drag with Josephine" Lyrics:

The snitch, the snoop, the tattletale

Lead a threadbare up the stairs

Adieu, my little ballyhoo

You broke my heart in two

And now I haunt the bars and scent those trite affairs

She went home to gather her comb

And caught him unawares

And there was a man enjoying the lay of the land

He took a walk in the dark with a dish from the stand

Girls and their creations

Tied in the brightest grenadine

But I'd take all that I've seen

For a Slow Drag with Josephine

Josephine, Josephine

But I'd trade all that I've seen for a Slow Drag with Josephine

Gavottes, garrotes, Cotillions and slow Arabesques

Drum-rolls and Farandoles were all made in jest

But when you make that move

I can't resist

When will you declare your armistice?

Josephine, Josephine

But I'd trade all that I've seen for a Slow Drag with Josephine

In another time and place a different fate was cast

He tried to skeddle-daddle-do

She might have slapped him

Just for saying "Grant one more chance before you pass"

"Then curse the nurse that named me the first or bury me at last"

And in three-quarter time

The true and the false

Dancing the "Hesitation Waltz"

Then comes the "Flirtation"

And temptation

Hip, hip hooray

Listen to what I say

Then you can take it away…

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Today’s slow drag is with “No Flag” from “Hey Clockface,” released in June, 2020. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “No Flag”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/No_Flag

“No Flag”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7aQtVfB-88

Elvis Costello Drops Second “Helsinki Sound” https://www.977theriver.com/2020/07/10/elvis-costello-drops-second-helsinki-sound-track-hetty-ohara-confidential/

“My Dark Life” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw9boaOLnvI

Definition of collocation: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/collocation

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"No Flag" Lyrics

I've got no religion

I've got no philosophy

I've got a head full of ideas and words that don't seem to belong to me

You may be joking but I don't get the gag

I sense no future but time seems to drag

No time for this kind of love

No flag waving high above

No sign for the dark place that I live

No God for the damn that I don't give

I've got no illusions

I've had no epiphany

Why should anybody listen to me

She said I'm tearing up the sheets that your love letters stained

All of your magic powers have drained

No time for this kind of love

No flag waving high above

No sign for the dark place that I live

No God for the damn that I don't give

There's a line in the sand

A word or two in the aftermath

I'm an arrow that shoots up and down on an advertising graph

I could write you verses and recite more than one

But they're not worth the paper that they're written on

No time for this kind of love

No flag waving high above

No sign for the dark place that I live

No God for the damn that I don't give

We want everything and we don't want to share

Out-o space for the faces we fear

Look in the mirror and see who I used to be

Made out of plastic in a factory

No flag

No flag

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Today’s slow drag is with “Episode of Blonde” from “When I Was Cruel,” released in April, 2002. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Episode of Blonde”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Episode_Of_Blonde

“Episode of Blonde”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoGCWtp4UIY

Main Wiki Resource, “Peroxide Side” Blunt Cut: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruel_Smile

“Peroxide Side” (Blunt Cut): http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Episode_Of_Blonde

“Un Chien Andalou,” (The Andalusian Dog) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB7gd_t6WMQ

“Colorless green ideas sleep furiously”: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorless_green_ideas_sleep_furiously

“Governing English: Prescriptivism, Descriptivism, and Change” https://exhibits.lib.ku.edu/exhibits/show/english-language/governing-english

“Skittles – History and Useful Information” https://www.tradgames.org.uk/games/Skittles.htm

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"Episode of Blonde" Lyrics:

I spy for the "Spirit of Curiosity"

All the scandals of each vain monstrosity

I gossip and I pry and I insinuate

If the failure is great

Then it tends to fascinate

A tornado dropped a funnel cloud with twenty tons of rain

Though she had the attention span of warm cellophane

Her lovers fell like Skittles in a 10-pin bowling lane

But nothing could compare with that explosion of fame

So you jumped back with alarm

Every Elvis has his army

Every rattlesnake its charm

Can you still hear me?

Am I coming through just fine?

Your memory was buried in simple box of pine

(chorus):

Did her green eyes seduce you and make you get so weak?

Was there fire engine red that she left upon your cheek?

It's such a shame you had to break the heart you could have counted on

But the last thing you need is another episode of blonde

Revolving like a jeweller's figure on a music box

The spangled curtain parted and night-club scene unlocks

Pinned and fixed and fastened in a fallow spot

Arms thrown out to everyone, she's giving all she's got

To the last gasp of a wounded bandoneon

A tiny man imploring to the ceiling fan this stolen feeling

Amplified up through a busted speaker

Blaring, blasting, advertising, distorted beyond reason

Into the street where petty crime-coats shadow panic drunkards

Half out of the taxi-cab the barker seized my elbow

He thought I was another lonely, likely pilgrim looking for St. Telmo

(chorus)

I tried to keep a straight face but you know it never pays

He would stare into those eyes and then vacation in her gaze

She was a cute little ruin that he pulled out of the rubble

Now they're both living in a soft soap bubble

The film producer's contemplating, entertaining suicide

The picture crumpled in his fist, his runaway child bride

The timepiece stretched across his wrist

She couldn't care less cast aside

The scent that so repelled him that he swore: "insecticide"

And there's farewell note to mother

That will conclude "Your loving Son"

"Oh, tell your other children not to do as I have done"

Did her green eyes seduce you and make you get so weak?

Or was there fire engine red that she left upon your cheek?

It's such a shame

It's such a shame, shame, shame

A shame you had to break the heart you could have counted on

But the last thing you need

Is the last thing you want

Is another episode of blonde

It's another episode of blonde, oh oh oh

It's another episode of blonde

So an artist drags a toothbrush across the first thing that he sees

And names the painting "Christ's Last Exit into Purgatory"

Receiving secret messages from an alien intelligence

And Paying off his stalker it's a legitimate expense

So paste up pictures of those shrill and hollow girls with puckered lips

She's a trophy on your arm, a magnet for your money clip

The moral of this story is a sorry tale to say

They're pieced with links of chains so they can never run away

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Today’s slow drag is with “The Town Where Time Stood Still” from, well, a few places: “Imperial Bedroom,” “Goodbye Cruel World,” sans a verse or two, and ultimately released in 1995 on the Rykodisc reissue of “Punch the Clock.” The songwriting, and everything else except for drum loop, is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Town Where Time Stood Still”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Town_Where_Time_Stood_Still

“The Town Where Time Stood Still”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI69GMlMNVU (demo version)

“Almost Persuaded” by David Houston: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbN4r4y3AIY

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"The Town Where Time Stood Still" Lyrics:

I made my selection from the lonely hit parade

In the town where time stood still

I was feeling very little pain

Until some joker played "Almost Persuaded"

Now every girl I see

Looks so much prettier to me

My faithfulness has faded

And their looks are sharp as daggers

And the conversation heated

Since the boys have all been laid off

And are walking round defeated

In the town where time stood still

Somebody in charge must have pretended

That the future's been suspended

And I say I don't want trouble

But I find myself back in it

In the town where time stood still

I am the man of the minute

Teach me to say "I love you"

They’ll teach you to say "You will do"

In the town where time stood still

Or maybe I can find a little girl

To wind me up with all the usual skills

There's nothing else to do but rearrange somebody's features (futures)

And trap your figures in the till

The bar is full of girls just like the creature with the curse

And the food is just like cabaret or vice versa

In the town where time stood still

Just as my heart went down sinking

I found the town was shrinking

And suddenly I saw her through the smoke and empty beers

In the town where time stood still

She might have well have waited years

Now I suppose we did some things we used to do

But no amount of darkness could ever turn her into you

And so I woke up in the town where time stood still

With a headache and a heartache

And a handful of pills

A welcome mat, a scandal rag, and unpaid bills

With her head inside her handbag

The sign says "please wait to be seated"

I only want a cup of coffee

I know you can't have your cake and eat it

In the town where time stood still

Did you hear the news today?

It's all bad, did I tell you how I left her so sad?

With a headache and a heartache

And an hour or two to kill

I only wish we were together

In the town where time stood still

In the town where time stood still

In the town where time stood still

In the town where time stood still

In the town where time stood still

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Today’s slow drag is with “All the Rage” from “Brutal Youth,” released in 1994. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “All the Rage”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/All_The_Rage

“All the Rage”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kf-yeojmjY

“Tenderness”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XegL32Btzs

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The twitching impulse is to speak your mind

I'll lend you my microscope and maybe you will find it

Is it in that ugly place that's just behind your face?

Where you keep my picture still

Despite the fact that you had me replaced

Say "Goodbye"

Baby can't you act your age?

You know why

I'm going to give it to you straight

Although I'll never be unhappy as you want me to be

Still it's all the rage

I'll probably play along left to my own devices

Spare me the drone of your advice

The sins of garter and gin confession may delay

You know the measuring pole, the merry boots of clay

I've heard it all before

You'll say it anyway

Chorus

Alone with your tweezers and your handkerchief

You murder time and truth, love, laughter and belief

So don't try to touch my heart, it's darker than you think

And don't try to read my mind because it's full of disappearing ink

Chorus

Although I'll never be unhappy as you want me to be

Still it's all the rage

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Today’s slow drag is with “My Most Beautiful Mistake” from “The Boy Named If,” released in 2022. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag


References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “My Most Beautiful Mistake”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/My_Most_Beautiful_Mistake

“My Most Beautiful Mistake”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn0IWgpzanY

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"My Most Beautiful Mistake" Lyrics:

She was a part-time waitress with a dream of greatness

That nobody knew of or even suspected

Though it was sometimes reflected in the slant of a mirror

It was buried so deep and so dear

She caught the eye of a guy passing by who said,

"My, if I prove to be faithless, you'll surely know why

Oh, why?

You'll probably know why"

Then again you may say

"Mister, you've got a nerve

Most of us never get just what we deserve"

I'll smile sweetly,

"I'm here at your service"

And the camera walks us through into a sunlit room

Where a one-hit wonder lives

And he says, "Action" and "That's a take"

You are my most beautiful mistake

"It's not your reputation I'm trying to besmirch"

"I'm here undercover, I'm writing this screenplay"

"You might be my inspiration, it's beyond my control"

"So it's my soulful and wounded expression, that you'd like to console?"

There's a hand that lingers a little too long

There are lies you will hear, that they're singing right now, right here, right here in this song

And the lens pulls the focus on his magnum opus

He's a one-hit wonder kid

And he says, "Action" and "That's a take"

You are my most beautiful mistake

He made a portrait of her face out of burnt out matches

She said "The trouble is, Sunshine, I know what the catch is…

You'll offer me nothing, you'll offer me riches

I've seen your kind before in courtroom sketches"

From the booth in the corner

From a different perspective

Where a man plays the fool or a private detective

He wrote her name out in sugar on a Formica counter

"You could be the game that captures the hunter"

Then he went out for cigarettes

As the soundtrack played The Marvelettes

Let me check the script

Check the continuity

You'll be up on that screen for eternity

The billboard will spit:

"That look!

That's it!"

Take a little pill and you will get over it

The light will hit you

If you drop that hint

Now "Cut" and "Print"

And the camera walks us through into a low-lit room

Where a one-hit wonder lives

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Today’s slow drag is with “The Invisible Man” from “Punch the Clock,” released in 1983. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Invisible Man”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Invisible_Man

“The Invisible Man”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o-iZ_GfTTs

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “I Turn Around”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/I_Turn_Around

“I Turn Around”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg4cesm8obI

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"The Invisible Man" Lyrics

I was committed to life and then commuted to the outskirts

With all the love in the world

Living for thirty minutes at a time with a break in the middle for adverts

But it's a wonderful world within these cinema walls

Where a shower of affection becomes Niagara Falls

And you wish she could step down from the screen to your seat in the stalls

‘Cos if stars are only painted on the ceiling above

Then who can you turn to and who do you love

I want to get out while I still can

I want to be like Harry Houdini

Now I'm the invisible man

My head is spinning 'round faster and faster

Here I stand on the edge of disaster

I'm shattered like a piece of crystal, porcelain, or alabaster

'Cos if stars are only painted on the ceiling above

Then who can you turn to and who do you love

I want to get out while I still can

Crowds surround loudspeakers hanging from the lampposts

Listening to the murder mystery

Meanwhile someone's hiding in the classroom

Forging the books of history

Never mind there's a good film showing tonight

Where they hang everybody who can read or write

Oh, that could never happen here, but then again it might

'Cos if stars are only painted on the ceiling above

Then who can you turn to and who do you love

I want to get out while I still can

I want to be like Harry Houdini

Now I'm the invisible man

And you won't see me

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Clown Strike”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Clown_Strike

“Clown Strike”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0zbZDn7juc

“Elvis Costello The Gwendolyn Letters (demos): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQieshbrzpI

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"Clown Strike" Lyrics

She'll fix you with an iron cross

And cover you up with petals

And hang you up with some amber beads

And four or five precious metals

And in that black flamingo chair you'll sit among her trophies

And pray to be abandoned 'til you don't know what hope is

(Chorus:)

But there's one thing

That I had to keep inside because I was shaking

Why don't you get some pride?

There was a clown strike

And the clowns threw down their tools

But you don't have to play so hard

And I'm nobody's fool

You don't have to go so far

‘Cos I love you as you are

The big top is deserted now and the circus girl rehearses

She knows how to turn their heads and not fall between two horses

But all that seems a simple step, if only I were able

To love you like I want to do

And not by some times-table

(Repeat Chorus)

And it's pandemonium

For the humble and the mighty

You don't have to tumble for me

Even a clown knows when to strike

Tell me what you want of me

Or are you terrified of failure

Put on a superstitious face behind all this paraphernalia

We're not living in a masquerade where you only have three wishes

It isn't easy to see in a lifetime of mistaken kisses

(Repeat Chorus)

And it's pandemonium

For the humble and the mighty

You don't have to tumble for me

Even a clown knows when to strike

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Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Room with No Number”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Room_With_No_Number

“Room with No Number”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg0XPZVQiso

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"Room with No Number" Lyrics:

Picture a hotel room

Clothes scattered across the floor

Covers pulled back from the pillow

A sign hung on the door

Two lovers locked up tight

Through the endless days and nights

Hiding something they can't show

Something no one else must know

Chorus:

There's a room without a number

While the sign outside says there's no vacancy

As you take your key, they smile at you so understandingly

She cried out in the night

Woke the porter from his sleep

He grinned slyly to himself

As he went to fetch his keys

Look what love has brought them to

This terrible nightmare

His or hers, he could not tell

As they were still sleeping there

(Chorus)

And I wish you could be

The man he was before he was me

(fireworks)

A girl arrived at first light

And enquired if they'd been seen

And why the numbers ran from twelve

Missing out thirteen

And they said oh my darling

Put it down to superstition

Try to avoid a scandal

And don't arouse suspicion

They re-arranged the furniture

They even papered over the door

There's a room without a number

While the sign outside says there's no vacancy

As you take your key, they smile just so so you know

There's a room without a number

While the sign outside says there's no vacancy

As you take your key, they smile just so so you know

(Chorus)

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Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The River in Reserve”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_River_In_Reverse_(song)

“The River in Reverse”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71YLX4pUMW0

“The River in Reverse” acoustic solo performance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZLZ5H-fjao for the Preservation Hall Foundation in 2020 https://www.preshallfoundation.org

“What Does it Mean to Have Grit”: https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/what_does_it_mean_to_have_grit

A list of a few Imponderables: http://www.unm.edu/~jerome/imponder.htm

“Beware of Nominalization” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNlkHtMgcPQ

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"The River in Reverse" Lyrics

How long does a promise last?

How long can a lie be told?

What would I take in exchange for my soul?

Would I notice when it was sold?

Wake me up

Wake me up

Wake me up with a slap or a kiss

There must be something better than this

'Cos I don't see how it can get much worse

What do we have to do to send

The river in reverse

Every man a crawling kingsnake

Every girl a half a heartbreak

Every woman sold into shame

To any son without a name

Are your arms too weak to lift?

Another shovel on the graveyard shift

Here comes the flood if you catch my drift

Where the things that they promised are not a gift

If man falls through the mirror of a lake

They fish him out quick and they call him a fake

Give him all the temptations he can take

Tie him up high 'til his bones break

Wake me up

Wake me up

Wake me up with a slap or a kiss

There must be something better than this

'Cos I don't see how it can get much worse

What do we have to do to send

The river in reverse

I thought I heard somebody laugh

Look out your window

They're chasing shadows in the dark

They're counting widows

I felt a sliver of glass

Saw a cross in splinters

I felt the truce of spring

Dig me out of the trench of winter

So count your blessings when they ask permission

To govern with money and superstition

They tell you it's all for your own protection

'Til you fear your own reflection

But the times are passing from illumination

Like bodies falling from a constellation

An uncivil war divides the nation

So erase the tape on that final ape running down creation

Running down creation

Wake me up

Wake me up

Wake me up with a slap or a kiss

There must be something better than this

Wake me up

Wake me up with a slap or a kiss

There must be something better than this

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Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Next Time ‘Round”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Next_Time_%27Round

“Next Time ‘Round”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgQbf__uOvE

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"Next Time 'Round" Lyrics

As I stepped out upon the landing my heart was already down the stairs

She's in the bedroom with that boy of hers

Though her face is creased and her eyes seem strange

There's a second-hand emotion on battered forty-five

My tears were never enough to keep that girl alive

Now she seems contrite, will she make the change

Chorus:

The next time 'round

The next time 'round

You'll be someone else's baby

But I'll be underground

The next time 'round

Then you took two steps forward and then one step on your back

Now it's a future for me and you that I lack

You'll be the one who stands out in the dark

Even when you're all dressed in black

(Chorus)

You've got something I want now

And I've got something I can't hide

I've got too much love for you now

You’ve got too much pride?

Sometimes I name and number all the things you gave to me

Your elastic love, this velvet-lined purgatory

You used to take the breath out of me

Now I think you'll be the death of me

(Chorus)

The next time 'round

The next time 'round

You'll be someone else's baby

But I'll be underground

The next time 'round

The next time 'round

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Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Heaven Won’t Heaven Help Me?”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Why_Won%27t_Heaven_Help_Me%3F

“Why Won’t Heaven Help Me?”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOolSuOkdiY

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"Why Won't Heaven Help Me?" Lyrics

I set off alarms and fire off flares

Cause sometimes they answer prayers

I'm listening

I wait for some distant bell to ring

Why won't heaven help me?

(Far, far away)

Why won't heaven help me?

(It's so hard to say)

Why won't heaven help me?

Hey you out there!

Even if you dare

Take care of your wishes

If you find they do come true

You may regret that too

Why won't heaven help me?

Why won't heaven help me?

Remember the thrill that followed praise

While dressed for a lover's gaze

The moment when

You saw through the lies of older men

Why won't heaven help me?

(Far, far away)

Why won't heaven help me?

(It's so hard to say)

Why won't heaven help me?

Hey you out there!

Even if you dare

Take care of your wishes

If you find they do come true

You may regret that too

Why won't heaven help me?

(Why won't heaven)

Why won't heaven help me?

(Why won't heaven)

Why won't heaven help me?

(Why won't heaven)

I sensed this was wrong but take my word

I thought somehow I'd be spared

Alone again

Believe what you want of me till then

Why won't heaven help me?

(Far, far away)

Why won't heaven help me?

(It's so hard to say)

Why won't heaven help me?

Hey you out there!

Even if you dare...

Take care of your wishes

If you find they do come true

You may regret that too

Why won't heaven help me?

(Why won't heaven)

Why won't heaven help me?

(Why won't heaven)

Why won't heaven help me?

(Why won't heaven)

Why won't heaven help me?

(Why won't heaven)

Why won't heaven help me?

(Why won't heaven)

Why won't heaven help me?

(Why won't heaven)

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Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Nothing Clings Like Ivy”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Nothing_Clings_Like_Ivy

“Nothing Clings Like Ivy”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bs4Sjma6PI

“The Pros and Cons of planting English Ivy in the Landscape”: https://blog.gardeningknowhow.com/gardening-pros-cons/pros-and-cons-of-planting-english-ivy/

Hollow: https://artsandsciences.sc.edu/appalachianenglish/node/492

“Southern Gothic Literature”: https://oxfordre.com/literature/view/10.1093/acrefore/9780190201098.001.0001/acrefore-9780190201098-e-304

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"Nothing Clings Like Ivy" lyrics

Nothing clings like Ivy

Frightened by the dark

Though she cuts deep

It never leaves a mark

No one quite like Ivy

Everyone gets it straight

What she believes

She won't negotiate

All the words of tenderness

That never quite got through

She says, "You know how young girls are

From my contempt for you"

Outside in the hollow

She may dare herself

For there may be

A serpent in the grass

Nothing clings like Ivy

Trying to scare herself

And it may strike or

Wait for her to pass

All the words of tenderness

That she never possessed

"So, what's the use of promises?"

"I had my fingers crossed"

All the words of tenderness

that never quite got through

She said, "I laughed behind your back

When I told them to you”

Nothing clings like Ivy

Frightened by the dark

Though she cuts deep

It never leaves a mark

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Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Harpies Bizarre”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Harpies_Bizarre

“Harpies Bizarre”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW0-7Kbo5rU

“150 Years of Harper’s Bazaar” https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/features/a18658/history-of-harpers-bazaar/

“Cultured Pearls vs. Real Pearls” https://www.pearlsofjoy.com/blogs/blog/real-pearls-vs-cultured-pearls

“Natural vs. Cultured Pearls: Everything You Need to Know” https://www.diamonds.pro/guides/natural-vs-cultured-pearls/

“Harpyiai” https://www.theoi.com/Pontios/Harpyiai.html

“Harpy” https://mythology.net/monsters/harpy/

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He selects the plainest face from a spiteful row of girls

Elegant insulted women, a flaw of cultured pearls

He drops a name or two, she fails to catch

At last he's met his match

Unspoiled and unaffected, he wants her so much

She puts up half-hearted resistance, like she was taught to do

She's heard some of those small town playboys but this is something new

His promise seems dangerous, she'd like to believe

He says "You'd better leave"

"You've only got yourself to blame, shame, or deceive"

The waiting lines are long

They never get too far

Everyone wearing that medal with pride

Harpies Bizarre

I looked on but hesitated, I failed to interrupt

You're so hard to tell the truth to, so easy to corrupt

I'll memorize your face, your tragic smile

The hurt look in your eyes

As you betrayed yourself to the part of him that dies

The waiting lines are long

They never get too far

They're shining up their shoes to kick a falling star

You think you should be somebody

But you don't know who you are

Everyone wearing that medal with pride

Harpies Bizarre

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Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Drum & Bone”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Drum_%26_Bone

“Drum & Bone”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eewL9YmNM1Y

“That” definitions and synonyms: https://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/that

“That” https://dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/that

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Maybe we're nothing but skin and bone

Blare and rubber

Eyes that blubber

Teeth that bite

Hands that slight

And I'm trying to do the best I can

But I'm a limited, primitive kind of man

Maybe we're nothing but skin and bone

Nerves that shatter

Tongues that flatter

Lips that mutter

Lashes that flutter

Mounds of dust and lips of ripe

Twice as vicious

As the words I type

Under a ribbon

Of every stripe

There's a grip that tightens

A dark that frightens

A wise that crackles

A fear that shackles

And I'm trying to do the best I can

But I'm a limited, primitive kind of man

And then that kinder creation

Becomes a fine fixation

All of a sudden

With the parts we've hidden

Because they are forbidden

Beneath a hide of pain

You'll find a soul of stain

While fists still beat

At heart's deceit

And I'm trying to do the best I can

But I'm a limited, primitive kind of man

Maybe with nothing but a drum and drone

I want to beat it 'til I get unknown

Pig some skin

Stretch it tight

Make myself up overnight

Maybe this is nothing but drum and drone

Wanna beat it 'til I get unknown

Dig my pin

Kick up some stink

Find myself a brand-new kink

Prick that berry

And squeeze this ink

Scratch out all of the words I think

Before your very eyes can blink

And I'm trying to do the best I can

But I'm a limited, primitive kind of man

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Today’s slow drag is with “Motel Matches,” from “Get Happy!!,” released in 1980. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Motel Matches”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Motel_Matches

“Motel Matches”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLh-5onrgfQ

“Who Shot Sam” (1959) George Jones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItJp3mJSoKE

“Who Shot Sam” lyrics: https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/8152751/George+Jones

“Another Saturday Night,” Sam Cooke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O8m0mMDpHw

“Sam Cooke dies under suspicious circumstances in LA”: https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/sam-cooke-dies-under-suspicious-circumstances-in-la

“Why Mystery Still Shrouds Singer Sam Cooke’s Shooting Death 60 Years Later”: https://people.com/movies/why-mystery-still-shrouds-singer-sam-cookes-shooting-death-nearly-60-years-later/

Urban Dictionary entry for Motel Matches: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Motel%20Matches

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"Motel Matches" Lyrics (Final and Alternative)

Somewhere in the distance I can hear "Who Shot Sam?"

This is my conviction, that I am an innocent man

Though you say I'm unkind

I'm being as nice as I can

Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches

I struck a lucky with motel matches

Falling for you without a second look

Falling out of your open pocketbook

Giving you away like motel matches

I wake with the siren in an emergency

Though your mind is full of love

In your eyes there is a vacancy

And you know what I'll do

When the light outside changes from red to blue

Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches

I struck a lucky with motel matches

Falling for you without a second look

Falling out of your open pocketbook

Giving you away like motel matches

Alternate lyrics Live at the Palomino, North Hollywood, CA, February 16, 1979:

Somewhere in the distance I can hear "Who Shot Sam?"

Someone's crawling 'round your door

I suspect it is the insect man

Though you say I'm unkind

You'll find

I'm being as nice as I can

Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches

I struck lucky with motel matches

Falling for you without a second look

Falling out of your open pocketbook

Giving you away like motel matches

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

I remember thinking as I was crawling to the door

That I will make my move if I can only jump this chequered floor

And I know that quite soon

You'll see more of me than just a cartoon

Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches

I struck lucky with motel matches

Falling for you without a second look

Falling out of your open pocketbook

Giving you away like motel matches

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches

I struck lucky with motel matches

Falling for you without a second look

Falling out of your open pocketbook

Giving you away like motel matches

Giving you away like motel matches

Giving you away like motel matches

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “I’ll Wear It Proudly”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/I%27ll_Wear_It_Proudly

“I’ll Wear It Proudly”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0fLW4OpNyM

“20 Different Ways to Kiss”: https://www.liveabout.com/different-ways-to-kiss-better-3196326

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"I'll Wear It Proudly" lyrics:

I hate these flaming curtains they're not the color of your hair

I hate these striplights they're not so undoing as your stare

I hate the buttons on your shirt when all I wanna do is tear

I hate this bloody big bed of mine when you're not here

Chorus:

Well, I finally found someone to turn me upside down

And nail my feet up where my head should be

If they had a King of Fools then I could wear that crown

And you can all die laughing because I'll wear it proudly

You seem to be shivering dear and the room is awfully warm

In the white and scarlet billows that subside beyond the storm

You have this expression dear no words could take its place

And I wear it like a badge that you put all over my face

(Chorus)

I'll wear it proudly through the dives and the dancehalls

If you'll wear it proudly through the snakepits and catcalls

Like a fifteen-year-old kid wears a vampire kiss

If you don't know what is wrong with me

Then you don't know what you've missed

We are your arms and legs wrapped round more than by memory tonight

When the bell rang out and the air around turned blue from fright

But in shameless moments you made more of me than just a mess

And a handful of eagerness says "What do you suggest?"

(Chorus)

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Night Rally”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Night_Rally

“Night Rally”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BanwTz8_Fk

The evolution of the song meaning comment thread: https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858655549/

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"Night Rally" Lyrics:

I would send out for assistance

but there's someone on the signal wire

And the corporation logo is flashing on and off in the sky

They're putting all your names in the forbidden book

I know what they're doing but I don't want to look

You think they're so dumb, you think they're so funny

Wait until they've got you running to the

Night rally, night rally, night rally

Everybody's singing with their hand on their heart

About deeds done in the darkest hours

That's just the sort of catchy little melody

To get you singing in the showers

Oh, I know that I'm ungrateful

I've got it lying on a plate

And I'm not buying my share of souvenirs

You can stand to attention

You can pray to your uncle

Only get that chicken out of here

Everyone gets armbands and 3-D glasses

Some are in the back room

And they're taking those night classes

You think they're so dumb, you think they're so funny

Wait until they've got you running to the

Night rally, night rally, night rally

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Human Hands”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Human_Hands

“Human Hands”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6yiii2iWkw

“Why Can’t a Person Tickle Himself?”: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-cant-a-person-tickle/

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"Human Hands" Lyrics:

I've been talking to the wall and it's been answering me

Oh darling, how I miss you

I'm just the mere shadow of my former selfishness

I crave the silhouette of your kiss

With only the blue light of the TV on

Lip-reading threats and false alarms

There's a boy somewhere holding hands with himself

And a girl in a window on the Reeperbahn

Whenever I put my foot in my mouth

and you begin to doubt

That it's you that I'm dreaming about

Do I have to draw you a diagram?

All I ever want is just to fall into your human hands

With the kings and queens of the dance hall craze

Checkmate in three moves in your heyday

But the girls don't listen to your line anymore

Now you're part of someone else

On the factory floor you still say "Where’s the action?"

Now you manufacture happiness

And get sold on the cheap for someone's satisfaction

Whenever I put my foot in my mouth and you begin to doubt

That it's you that I'm dreaming about

Do I have to draw you a diagram?

All I ever want is just to fall into your human hands

All you toy soldiers and scaremongers

Are you living in this world, sometimes I wonder

In between saying you've seen too much

And saying you've seen it all before

Tighter and tighter, I hold you tightly

You know I love you more than slightly

Although I've never said it like this before

Whenever I put my foot in my mouth and you begin to doubt

That it's you that I'm dreaming about

Do I have to draw you a diagram?

All I ever want is just to fall into your human hands

All I ever want is to fall into your human hands

"Human Hands" Alternate Lyrics:

There’s nobody burning between these sheets

Oh, darling how I miss you

I'm just the mere shadow of my former selfishness

I crave the silhouette of your kiss

With only the blue light of the TV on

Lip-reading threats and false alarms

There's a boy somewhere holding hands with himself

And a girl in a window on the Reeperbahn

Whenever the money runs out

or the drugs wear off

And you start to doubt the household brands

All I ever want is just to fall into your human hands

With the kings and queens of the dance hall craze

Checkmate in three moves in your heyday

But the girls don't listen to your line anymore

Now you're part of someone else

On the factory floor you still say "Where’s the action?"

Now you manufacture happiness

And get sold on the cheap for someone's satisfaction

Whenever the money runs out

or the drugs wear off

And you start to doubt the household brands

All I ever want is just to fall into your human hands

All you toy soldiers and scaremongers

I can already remember when you were younger

in between saying you’ve seen too much

and saying you’ve seen it all before

Tighter and tighter, I hold you tightly

You know I love you more than slightly

Although I've never said it like this before

Whenever the money runs out or the drugs wear off

And you start to doubt the household brands

All I ever want is just to fall into your human hands

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Radio Silence”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Radio_Silence

“Radio Silence”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CcSwea80dc (can’t find an official EC upload)

“Radio Silence” Definition: https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/radio-silent-silence-meaning

“Pearl Harbor” Strike Force radio silence”: https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/01611190701313940?journalCode=ucry20

“The Secret History of messages etched into records”: https://thevinylfactory.com/features/secret-history-messages-etched-runout-groove/

“The World and His Wife” Origin: https://wordhistories.net/2020/04/22/world-and-his-wife/

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"Radio Silence" Lyrics:

Signal fading, listen to what I'm saying

Testing, testing

This better be worth all of the breath I'm wasting

Maintaining radio silence from now on

Barricaded in the talk radio station

Hostage taken

The red "On-Air" light shines on

Something cheaper that passes for free speech will have to do

Hear him coming through loud and clear

He's trickling in your ear

He'll tell you anything you want to hear

Tape starts running

He's going to tell you something

String starts strumming

Another humdrum conundrum

Signing off now

Maintaining radio silence from now on

But there's one thing I should have said

"The hostage will end up dead"

It's just a comedy

The hostage is me

So, pay the ransom

Beyond the run-out groove

And get my wife down here

A helicopter on the roof

No police marksman

Maintaining radio silence from now on

Mystery voices

Drowned out by too much choice

That's not to mention

The sad waste of this wonderful invention

Maintaining radio silence from now on

Libraries filled up with failed ideas

There's nothing more for me there

I trust in tender ink and gentle airs

Do those drug dealers still polish women made of wax?

Gangsters and world leaders

Require the same protection from attack

From a distance it's hard to tell the difference

Between a king and jack

then a poet and hack

Maintaining radio silence from now on

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Pretty Words”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Pretty_Words

“Pretty Words”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5jV7LmNeVk

“Hobson’s Choice”: https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/hobsons-choice.html

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"Pretty Words" Lyrics:

I ask you nicely

Get my face slapped under wraps

What's going on precisely

Is there something wrong perhaps?

Surprise, surprise (surprise, surprise)

It's more like a booby trap than a booby prize

Civil disobedience from a soldier with a dirty rifle

You're loosening all the screws that hold the hinges of my life

Fat cats and army brats

Hep cats and dog tags pawing over girly mags

Pretty words don't mean much anymore

I don't mean to be mean much anymore

All I see are snapshots, big shots, tender spots

Mug shots, machine slots

Till you don't know what's what

You don't know what you got

Curious women running after curious men

Curiosity didn't kill the cat

It was a poisoned pen

But there's not much choice (it's Hobson's choice)

Between a cruel mouth and a jealous voice

Got back to London

Picked a paper from the mat

No words of consolation

Just cartoons and chitter chatter

Well, well, fancy that

Millions murdered for a kiss me quick hat

No backbone, blood and guts

Better keep your big mouth shut

Pretty words don't mean much anymore

I don't mean to be mean much anymore

All I see are snapshots, big shots, tender spots

Machine slots, mug shots

Till you don't know what's what

You don't know what you got

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Five Small Words”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Five_Small_Words

“Five Small Words”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3i-0GJv4qA

“Poison most genteel” abstract: https://eds.a.ebscohost.com/abstract?site=eds&scope=site&jrnl=23275707&AN=100548026&h=14UchlM9kd2j0szlzDmbVBJRsz%2bofAGP3AdjTlnWUnx7Y%2bmKRxGniCiKe6aoz0yNrAZrPO8n7Ro8wWyXtDPV5A%3d%3d&crl=f&IdpId=&resultLocal=ErrCrlNoResults&resultNs=Ehost&crlhashurl=login.aspx%3fdirect%3dtrue%26profile%3dehost%26scope%3dsite%26authtype%3dcrawler%26jrnl%3d23275707%26AN%3d100548026

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"Five Small Words" Lyrics:

Maybe you'll recognize in time

Maybe one day you will discover

All the pain that lies behind

You and your unfortunate love

Somebody might be more

Unsuitable and strange

With eyes that offer everything

That are capable of danger

My mind turns over lies you told

Things said to your other lover

Sweet as they had been to me

You lay there telling them to each other

Now I stand outside the door

My head is filled with phrases

Inside someone's calling out

Their voices rise in praises

Five Small Words

"Don't want you anymore?"

Five Small Words

Well, who is keep score?

Five Small Words

Coward that you are, you would faithlessly implore

"Baby please don't leave me"

"Why don't you believe me?"

"Why did you deceive me?"

Didn't take some shiny dagger

Tattooed fingers grip and hone

I walked under some dark ladder

I Heard your final loving moan

All your indiscretions are so merciful and brief

Genteel poison sprinkled on your Spanish handkerchief

Five Small Words

"Don't you love me anymore?"

Five Small Words

Well, who is keeping score?

The coward that you are, you would so faithlessly implore

"Baby please don't leave me"

"Why don't you believe me?"

"Why did you deceive me?"

Maybe in time you'll want me more

Accidentally like this ‘45

This ‘44

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Chewing Gum”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Chewing_Gum

“Chewing Gum”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh-tbg_0ZIY

“Rock n’ Roll: Here’s Where the Name Came From”: https://sparkfiles.net/rock-roll-origins-phrase/

“Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis”: http://zimmer.csufresno.edu/~johnca/spch100/4-9-sapir.htm

“Language, thought, and color: Whorf was half right”: https://www1.icsi.berkeley.edu/~kay/tics2.pdf

“Chewing Gum” Explanation from the Elvis Wiki page: http://www.elviscostello.info/faq/lyrics.php

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"Chewing Gum" Lyrics:

With their cardboard hands by their sides, here's a naked man and lady

And they're yours to cut out and keep and you can dress them up maybe

They don't know just who they are, or who they're supposed to be

You can make them happy or sad or assume their identity

So here they are in the departure lounge, it's the "Gateway to the East"

She is just another mail-order bride, she doesn't know he's a kinky beast

Now he gives her a picture of Maradona and child

She wants to "roll and rock"

As he spills his beer over her

Bumps and grinds as he repeats "Bangkok"

(Chorus:)

There must be something that is better than this

It starts with a slap and ends with a kiss

Begins with you bawling and it ends up in tears

Oh, my little one, take that chewing gum out of your ears

She might as well be in the jungle, she might as well be on the moon

He's away on a business trip in Dusseldorf, and she's becoming immune

To the lack of glamour and danger in the West-German city today

The nearest she comes to the "Dynasty" life he promised her

Is a Chinese takeaway

(Repeat Chorus)

And though he only taught her three little words

It doesn't matter if they're dirty or clean

He can only control what they look like

He can never possess what they mean

So, he wants to whisper in her ear

All the shrinking nothingness

Something always comes between them

I wonder if you can guess

(Repeat Chorus)

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Pay It Back”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Pay_It_Back

“Pay It Back”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SEu2e12x1w

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"Pay It Back" Lyrics:

Stop thief; you're gonna come to grief

If you don't take a little more care

You're gonna get more than the family plan

From this one shoestring affair

I may be crazy but I can't contemplate

Being trapped between the doctor and the magistrate

Chorus:

One of these days I'm gonna pay it back, pay it back,

one of these days

One of these days I'm gonna pay it back, pay it back,

one of these days

And then they told me I could be somebody

If I didn't let too much get in my way

And I tried so hard just to be myself

But I keep on fading away

And then the lights went out, I didn't know what to do

If I could fool myself, then maybe I'd fool you

(chorus)

I wouldn't say that I was raised on romance

Let's not get stuck in the past

I love you more than everything in the world

I don't expect that will last

They told me everything was guaranteed

Somebody somewhere must've lied to me

(chorus)

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Starting to Come to Me”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Starting_To_Come_To_Me

“Starting to Come to Me”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOM-9qBHoAs

“Lovelight” definition: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/lovelight

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"Starting to Come to Me" Lyrics:

It's started to come to me

Your new career would probably end like this

All that professional lipstick pressed into an amateur kiss

Farewell to the studied lines and carefully broken hearts

The overpowering perfume and the glimpse of her garter

Mingling with the sweet smoldering scent of the martyr

Well, it's starting to come to me (come to me, come to me)

Starting to come to me

So, you began to recognize the well-dressed man that everybody loves

It started when you chopped off all the fingers of those pony skin gloves

Then you cut a hole out where the lovelight used to shine

Your tears of pleasure equal measure crocodile and brine

You try to laugh it off saying "I knew all the time...

But it's starting to come to me" (come to me, come to me)

Starting to come to me

Sometimes you bring me down to play reluctant confidant

You say you may reward him if he gives you what you want

But these are days to treasure and to hold

They are much too precious to be sold

You'd probably play the pirate if you weren't so busy digging up the gold

Now you could tell he wanted you 'cause you could almost taste it on his breath

But you always cheated life just like the bold dare-devil cheated death

Incidentally, late last night your understudy finally got what you deserve

In private she's seductive but in public she's prim, porcelain and nervous

Afraid someone will recognize the shame in her eyes

You've still got your dignity or the next best disguise

You never know when to say no and when to compromise

But it's starting to come to me (come to me, come to me)

Starting to come to me (come to me, come to me)

Starting to come to me

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Birds Will Still Be Singing”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Birds_Will_Still_Be_Singing

“The Birds Will Still Be Singing”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0L0FTBIvbg

“Quintain Rhyme Scheme”: https://examples.yourdictionary.com/grammar/rhymes/quintain-rhyme-scheme.html

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"The Bird Will Still Be Singing" Lyrics

Summertime withers as the sun descends

He wants to kiss you, will you condescend?

Before you wake and find a chill within your bones

Under a fine canopy of lover's dust and humorous bones

Banish all dismay, extinguish every sorrow

Eternity stinks, my darling, that's no joke

Don't waste your precious time pretending you're heartbroken

There will be tears and candles, pretty words to say

Spare me lily-white lily with the awful perfume of decay

Banish all dismay, extinguish every sorrow

If I'm lost or I'm forgiven, the birds will still be singing

It's so hard to tear myself away

Even when you know it's over

It's too much to say

Banish all dismay, extinguish every sorrow

If I'm lost or I'm forgiven, the birds will still be singing

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Deportees Club”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Deportees_Club

“The Deportees Club”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf2RKMXjrMI

“Deportee” (slow version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIzTXbixEaQ

“Did Nero Really Fiddle While Rome Burned?”: https://www.history.com/news/did-nero-really-fiddle-while-rome-burned

“The bouba/kiki effect: how do we link shapes to sounds?”: https://www.theguardian.com/science/head-quarters/2016/oct/17/the-boubakiki-effect-how-do-we-link-shapes-to-sounds

“On the Fiddle” expression: https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/on-the-fiddle.html

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"Deportees Club" Lyrics:

In the Arrivederci Roma nightclub, bar and grill

Standing in the fiberglass ruins watching time stand still

All your troubles you confess to another faceless backless dress

Schnapps chianti Porto and ouzo

Pernod vodka sambuca, I love you so

Deportee

Tatty beauty talking in riddles

Rome burns down everybody's on the fiddle

Two thousand dollars for a wife and some class

A thousand years drowned in a chaser glass

How I wish that she was mine

I could have been a king in six/eight time

Schnapps chianti Porto and ouzo

Pernod vodka sambuca, I love you so

Deportee

It's a brittle charm but she's had enough

Still she wrote her number on his paper cuff

You don't know where to start or where to stop

All this pillow talk is nothing more than talking shop

When I came here tonight my pockets were overflowing

They took my return ticket without me even knowing

I pray to the saints and all the martyrs

For the secret life of Frank Sinatra

But none of these things have come to pass

In America the law is a piece of ass

I'm a deportee

Schnapps chianti porter and ouzo

Pernod vodka sambuca, I love you so

Alternate lyrics to “Deportee”

In the Arrivederci Roma nightclub, bar and grill
Standing in the fiberglass ruins watching time stand still
All your troubles you confess to another faceless, backless dress

Schnapps, chianti, Porto and ouzo
Pernod, vodka, sambuca--I love you so
Deportee

There's a tattered beauty talking in riddles
Rome burns down and everybody fiddles
Deportee
But a thousand dollars won't buy you a Yankee wife, alas
There's a thousand years of history ground in this chaser glass
And how I wish that she was mine
I could have been the King in Six Eight Time
Deportee

Oh, it's a brittle charm, but she's had enough
Still she wrote her name upon his paper cuff
And you don't where to start or where to stop
All this pillow talk is nothing more than finally talking shop

When I came here tonight my pockets were overflowing
They took my return ticket without me even knowing
Well, I pray to the saints and all the martyrs
For the secret life of Frank Sinatra
But none of these things have come to pass
In America the law is a piece of ass
Deportee

So it's Schnapps, chianti, porter and ouzo
Pernod, vodka, sambuca--I love you so
Deportee
Deportee
Poor Deportee

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Jimmie Standing in The Rain”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Jimmie_Standing_In_The_Rain

“Jimmie Standing in The Rain”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PbA88w9jk

“Scrapping first-class train carriages leaves us all in third”: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/17/chris-grayling-scrapping-first-class-trains-leaves-us-all-in-third

“First, second third class train travel in 19040s & 1950s Britain”: https://www.1900s.org.uk/1940s-trains-class.htm

Third Class rail travel ends in Britain: https://moneyweek.com/394050/3-june-1956-third-class-rail-travel-ends-in-britain

Tweed’s history: https://www.masterclass.com/articles/what-is-tweed#what-are-the-origins-of-tweed

“Where London’s history happened — in the pub”: https://londonspubswherehistoryreallyhappened.wordpress.com/2017/12/19/the-argyll-arms/

“The London Trocadero, Leicester Square, and Piccadilly Circus,” Introduction to the early years: http://www.arthurlloyd.co.uk/TrocaderoLeicesterSquareLondon.htm

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"Jimmie Standing in the Rain" lyrics:

Third-Class ticket in his pocket

Punching out the shadows underneath the sockets

Tweed coat turned up against the fog

Slow coaches rolling o'er the moor

Between the very memory

And approaches of war

Stale bread curling on a luncheon counter

Loose change lonely, not the right amount

Forgotten Man of an indifferent nation

Waiting on a platform at a Lancashire station

Somebody's calling you again

The sky is falling

Jimmie's standing in the rain

Nobody wants to buy a counterfeited prairie lullaby in a colliery town

A hip flask and fumbled skein with some stage-door Josephine is all he'll get now

Eyes going in and out of focus

Mild and bitter from tuberculosis

Forgotten Man / Indifferent nation

Waiting on a platform at a Lancashire station

Somebody's calling you again

The sky is falling

Jimmie's standing in the rain

Her soft breath was gentle on his neck

If he could choose the time to die

Then he would come and go like this

Underneath the painted sky

She woke up and called him "Charlie" by mistake

And then in shame began to cry

Tarnished silver band peels off a phrase

And then warms their hands around the brazier

Forgotten Man / Indifferent nation

Waiting on a platform at a Lancashire station

Somebody's calling you again

It's finally dawning

Jimmie's standing in the rain

Brilliantine glistening

Your soft plaintive whistling

And your wan wandering smile

Died down at The Hippodrome

Now you're walking off to jeers, the lonely sound of jingling spurs,

the "toodle-oos" and "Oh, my dears" down at "The Argyle"

Vile vaudevillians applaud sobriety

There's no place for a half-cut cowboy in polite society

Forgotten Man / Indifferent nation

Waiting on a platform at a Lancashire station

Somebody's calling you again

It's finally dawning

Jimmie's standing in the rain

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Name of This Thing Is Not Love”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Name_Of_This_Thing_Is_Not_Love

“The Name of This Thing Is Not Love”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-OQZvFoh_Q

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"The Name of This Thing Is Not Love" Lyrics:

There's a part of this feeling that I just cannot kill

But the name of this thing is not love

And I can't take a potion, and I won't take a pill

So, it tortures me still

But the name of this thing is not love

Then you start entertaining such a terrible thought

Life is so very short

And the name of this thing is not love

There's a bruise on her arm and some blood on the floor

But the name of this thing is not love

And they're taunting some girl that they claim to adore

She can't take anymore

But the name of this thing is not love

Who in the world do you think that you are?

That you pushed me this far

The name of this thing is not love

He thinks of her still, although you'd never guess

He's trying hard to forget her

The occasional moments that he'll always bless

Watching her dress for worse or better

He watched her pick over her broken playthings

What played on his mind is not love

The cast-aside tokens and discarded rings

Over one of his flings

But the name of this thing is not love

Then he threw something down in the wild rushing river

And won't ever recover

The name of this thing is not love

Then you start out pretending that you're so very tough

Life is not short enough

But the name of this thing is not love

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Sweet Pear”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Sweet_Pear

“Sweet Pear”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY-FGXC5qGE

“Why Do We Use Pet Names in Relationships?” https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/mind-guest-blog/why-do-we-use-pet-names-in-relationships/

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

"Sweet Pear" Lyrics:

Sweet pear, sweet pear

Those who say they love you would never dare

I'll watch out for you / I'll always be there

In the hour of your distress, you need not fear

In all the world there's only one true love

And finding it's hard enough

I bless whatever's in the sky above

For bringing you to me

But there's a void without your kiss

I wake on the precipice above the abyss

And though the touch of your lips these fears dismiss

Make no mistake there is an ache I have to live with

Was my grip too loose, my grip too strong

That made you want to run away

And now you're back where I pretend you belong

I wonder every night and day / How long

I swear this is my prayer

Till we're burned and scattered in the atmosphere

Or lost in the world across a crowded room

I am your stupid lover, your wretched groom

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Go Away”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Go_Away

“Go Away”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQUq5AxhXJ4

The structure of a three-act Play: https://blog.reedsy.com/three-act-structure/

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

"Go Away" Lyrics:

Are we rolling? One, two, one, two, three, four

Here in my little spy movie

With my garter and dagger

And my gag and my cuff

And my gunslinger swagger

You used to be my hand-painted villain

You used to be so thrilling

It's a switch that you're flicking

A fuse you're always tripping

A button that you're pressing

A number that you're pushing

You're always delaying

Denying and betraying

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

Go away, Go away

Why don't you go away?

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

Budapest intrigue

Three hours of black and white

Squinting at subtitles

Through a telescopic sight

Hungarian melody

Repeating endlessly

Is this the end I see?

Approaching in front of me

A switch that you're flicking

A fuse you're always tripping

A button that you're pressing

A number that you're pushing

You're always delaying

Denying or betraying

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

Go Away, Go Away

Why don't you go away?

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

In this hysterical epic

Secret passage of the palace

Powder from a hollow ring

Into the poisonous chalice

Unfrocked fondler

In a half moonlit gondola

Pampered hog in a ringlet wig

Gamboled a merry jig

You're always pursuing

But she won't need possessing

Just undoing and undressing

Please don't stop confessing

You're always delaying.

Denying or betraying

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

Go Away, Go Away

Why don't you go away?

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

In my mystery caper

As I lower my lamp

On a fey little gunsel

Who dreamed of drilling that vamp

I'm walking the shade

Of this silent parade

With my pepper and mace

And my heartbroken face

Rainy railway station

Drowns out a tearful parting

Last canister rolling

On our little melodrama

Is a one-horse opera

A screwball comedy

Mistaken identity

Well, who do you want to be?

A switch that you're flicking

A fuse you're always tripping

A button that you're pressing

A number that you're pushing

You're always delaying

Denying or betraying

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

Go Away, Go Away

Why don't you go away?

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

Hey, hey

Why don't you

Go away

Why don't you go away?

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “13 Steps Lead Down”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/13_Steps_Lead_Down

“13 Steps Lead Down”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C31mUTzAmhA

“Friends of Mine” By the Guess Who: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geLuIb4oic4

“Friends of Mine” lyrics: https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/guesswho/friendsofmine.html

“The Hanging Judge’s Hangman Discusses Hanging”: https://truewestmagazine.com/hanging-judges-hangmen/

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

"13 Steps Lead Down" Lyrics:

When nobody knows she puts on secret clothes

And lies in the meadow with her hands tied behind her back

I won't refuse

If you know how to use it

Just stop playing that ugly drug music

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

There's commoners and kings

And everyone's a prisoner

Of paper and glue and a decent pair of scissors

So, tonight I'm drinking to your health

Because I just can't stand myself

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

She stands and fails on fashion fingernails

Her lovers have her walking 'round

On instruments of torture

And one of them is poisonous

The other is a thief they say

So, what one could give to her

The other cannot take away

When nobody knows she puts on secret clothes

And lies in her splendor for a picture opportunity

Cover up that bruise, put on patent leather shoes

Just stop playing that bad mood music

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

There's commoners and kings

And everyone's a prisoner

Of paper and glue and a decent pair of scissors

So, tonight I'm drinking to your health

Because I just can't stand myself

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag


References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Man Out of Time”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Man_Out_Of_Time

“Man Out of Time”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XDuHPLzsxM

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

“Dead Man Shoes” Idiom: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/dead-mens-shoes

The responsibilities of a Minister of State, UK: https://www.gov.uk/government/ministers/minister-of-state--61

“Traitors’ Gate”: https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/traitors-gate

“Twopence ha’penny millionaire” https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Twopence%20ha%27penny%20millionaire

“Rhyme Schemes” https://www.masterclass.com/articles/poetry-101-what-is-a-rhyme-scheme-learn-about-rhymed-poems-with-examples#the-abab-rhyme-scheme-in-poetry

"Man Out of Time" Lyrics

So this is where he came to hide
When he ran from you
In a private detective's overcoat
And dirty dead man's shoes

The pretty things of Knightsbridge
Lying for a minister of state
Are a far cry from the nod and wink
Here at traitor's gate

'Cause the high heel he used to be has been ground down
And he listens for the footsteps that would follow him around

To murder my love is crime
But will you still love
A man out of time?

There's a tuppenny ha'penny millionaire
Looking for a fourpenny one
With a tight grip on the short hairs
Of the public imagination

But for his private wife and kids somehow
Real life becomes a rumor
Days of Dutch courage
Just three French letters and a German sense of humor

He's got a mind like a sewer and a heart like a fridge
He stands to be insulted and he pays for the privilege

To murder my love is crime
But will you still love
A man out of time?

The biggest wheels of industry
Retire sharp and short
And the after dinner overtures
Are nothing but an afterthought

Somebody's creeping in the kitchen
There's a reputation to be made
Whose nerves are always on a knife's edge
Who's up late polishing the blade

Love is always scarpering or cowering or fawning
You drink yourself insensitive and hate yourself in the morning

To murder my love is crime
But will you still love
A man out of time?

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “I Hope You’re Happy Now”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/I_Hope_You%27re_Happy_Now

“I Hope You’re Happy Now”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJgBpjo7dpY

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

“Proper Usage of “That” in English”: https://www.thoughtco.com/uses-of-that-1210017

“Put Paid to” idiom: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/put-paid-to

“Fine Figure of a Man” meaning: https://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/a-fine-figure-of-a-man-woman

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"I Hope You're Happy Now" Lyrics

He's a fine figure of a man and handsome too
With his eyes upon the secret places he'd like to undo
Still he knows who knows who and where and how
And I hope that you're happy now

He's got all the things you need and some that you will never
But you make him sound like frozen food, his love will last forever
Still he knows what you want and what you don't allow
And I hope that you're happy now

I hope that you're happy now like you're supposed to be
And I know that this will hurt you more than it hurts me

He's acting innocent and proud still you know what he's after
Like a matador with his pork sword, while we all die of laughter
In his turquoise pajamas and motorcycle hat
I hope you're happy now because you'll soon put paid to that
I knew then what I know now I never loved you anyhow
And I hope you're happy now

I knew then what I know now I never loved you anyhow
And I hope you're happy now

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Fish ‘N’ Chip Paper”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IHpJQB8Rew

“Fish and Chip Papers”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IHpJQB8Rew

The term “screw” for a jailer: https://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/12/messages/610.html

Other newspapers respond to “The World” shuttering: https://www.pressreader.com/new-zealand/weekend-herald/20110709/284245231998926

Buy the Book, "The Most Terrible Time in My Life...Ends Thursday" here: https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1G4Y0K7XGITK0&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608872671&sprefix=most+terrible+Tim%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Fish and Chip Paper" Lyrics:

When Sunday morning dandruff turns out to be confetti
And the cost of living in sin would make a poor man out of Paul Getty
The girl of your dreams would have you up on an under age charge
And the man of the moment is the lifer at large

Chorus:
If you've got something to hide, if you've got something to sell
If you've got somebody's pride she might kiss and tell
Or wind up with a fight fan in the Hammersmith Hotel
You better speak up now if you want your piece
You better speak up now
It won't mean a thing later
Yesterday's news is tomorrow's fish and chip paper

The girl says she's leaving and this time she really means it
You can just look at the pictures, you don't actually have to read it
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
There's a man in the launderette and he's looking through your underwear for clues
And the milkman is working through the News of the Screws
He says...

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Show Notes:


Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Coal Train Robberies”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Coal-Train_Robberies

“Coal Train Robberies”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTw8kM9DFiQ

“Unmask Us” Elvis Costello page: https://www.unmask.us/songwriters-c-e/elvis-costello-p3/

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Coal Train Robberies" Lyrics

Yesterday's coal train came to rest in the bitter cutting
And while the signals took an age to change, it was easy pickings
So you go to the movies where they smash it up
You want to feel your heart pumping, it makes you feel good
All through the karaoke, girls were squealing the hits
While another Mercedes-Benz gets blown to bits

While all the time in the camptown theatres of Piccadilly
They're going to throw a black-face minstrel show
For the barefoot children that they're always selling
They'll say "It's quaint" as the guilty ones faint
And claim they ain't underneath this paint
We interrupt these liberal saints with their whips and watermelon

Reports are coming in of a coal-train robbery
It's like another world, or it had better be

So we return to whitewash pout of his committed lips
Since he was declared the long lost fountain of youth that drips and drips and drips
They'll be sending him round from door to door to sell you back what's already yours
"So many good deeds, so little time," say the advertising agency swine
When man has destroyed what he thinks he owns
I hope no living thing cries over his bones
If you don't believe that I'm going for good
You can count the days I'm gone and chop up the chairs for firewood

Reports are coming in of a coal-train robbery
It's like another world, or it had better be

Reports are coming in of a coal-train robbery
It's like another world, or it had better be
Reports, reports, reports, reports...

Alternative lyrics:

Yesterday's coal train came to rest in the bitter cutting
And while the signals took an age to change, it was easy pickings
So you go to the movies where they smash it up
You want to feel your heart pumping, it makes me feel good
All through the karaoke, they were screaming the hits
While another Mercedes-Benz gets blown to bits

Outside a khaki-covered river oozes by
And still they say that there’s a big important world out there to try
"What’s yours is yours, what’s yours is mine," so say those City of London swine
"So let’s steal something that’s really worth it"

Reports are coming in of a coal train robbery
It’s like another world, or it had better be

Come down the banks where you used to court, your heart pumping
You know where she kissed you as the sweating trains pulled in
A scrap of grime for a glimmer of heat beneath the rails between your feet
You used to pick rags from the workhouse floor
You don’t want much, you just want more
You waited fifteen years for the whistle to blow
When they say "work," when they say "no"
If you don’t believe that I’m going for good
You can count the days I’m gone and chop up the chairs for firewood

Reports are coming in of a coal train robbery
It’s like another world, or it had better be

Reports are coming in of a coal train robbery
Reports are coming in of a coal train robbery

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag


References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Suspect My Tears”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Suspect_My_Tears

“Suspect My Tears”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK8wHkucVBk

Episode 13 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Not Quite against My Will,” a slow drag with “Stripping Paper” and “Shatterproof”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11708024

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Suspect My Tears" lyrics:

Do you remember how to say "Please"?
You've had your own way for such a long time
Your lashes sweep down, I dry your cheek
You think I'm powerless when you speak
You may have something,
I don't deny
You look so beautiful
when you cry
If I seem unconcerned
Perhaps it's time you learned

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
You're not the only one who can
turn it on
When and where you need it

Do you remember how bad it felt?
Big eyes would fill up
Your lip would tremble
You want to hurt me but then
you melt
You always promise to lose control
I learned a trick that you used to play
I'm tired of you having it your own way

With the power to persuade
Beginning to cascade

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
You're not the only one who can
turn it on
When and where you need it

If you hear me weeping
I may be cheating or just laughing inside
If you're suspicious that I'm sly and vicious
Here's your chance to decide
Two hypocrites collide

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
You're not the only one who can
turn it on
Where and when you need it
When you need it

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
You're not the only one who can
turn it on
Where and when you need it
When you need it

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag


References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “My Little Blue Window”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/My_Little_Blue_Window

“My Little Blue Window”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXgWe6yGw5g

“9 Shakespeare Innuendos”: https://www.vox.com/2015/4/23/8479871/shakespeare-dirty-jokes

“Hooligan” as an Ethnic Slur: https://qz.com/1306921/world-cup-2018-hooligans-is-an-ethnic-slur-in-history/

Episode 2 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “And You Only Want to be Famous,” a slow drag with “Alibi”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11068049

Episode 42 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “A Creature of Habit,” a slow drag with “Tart”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/14276159

Episode 49 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Every Twisted Grudge,” a slow drag with “Soul for Hire”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/15206756

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"My Little Blue Window" Lyrics

This is a calling card
Maybe it will be a farewell note
The poison fountain pen now requires the antidote
But if I avert your gaze
And I should become a shrinking flower
Just punch me on the arm
This could be our finest hour

Till now this was my view
But I'm counting on you
How am I ever going to make you see?
Nothing in this ugly world comes easily
I want you to be...

My lovely hooligan
Come by and smash my pane
Till I can see right through
My little blue window

This is a fingerprint
Maybe you will feel a fond caress
But when you start to speak
Are you tempted to confess?

Well, I was a gloomy soul
Never thought I see a brighter day
The dark interior
Blows those silver clouds away

Till now this was my view
But I'm counting on you
How am I ever going to make you see?
Nothing in this ugly world comes easily
I want you to be...

My lovely hooligan
Come by and smash my pane
Till I can see right through
My little blue window

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag


References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Brilliant Mistake”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Brilliant_Mistake

“Brilliant Mistake”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfICbSL6Vm0

“The Marshmallow Test”, why rich kids are so good at it: https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2018/06/marshmallow-test/561779/

The Marshmallow Test on Patience: https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/6/6/17413000/marshmallow-test-replication-mischel-psychology

Episode 4 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “The Hangover This Morning,” a slow drag with “The Big Light”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11158313

Episode 33 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Friends Think of Her Fondly,” a slow drag with “Our Little Angel”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13256063

Episode 43 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “It’s Better to Confess,” a slow drag with “Glitter Gulch”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/14551127

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Brilliant Mistake" lyrics:

He thought he was the King of America
Where they pour Coca Cola just like vintage wine
Now I try hard not to become hysterical
But I'm not sure if I am laughing or crying
I wish that I could push a button
And talk in the past and not the present tense
And watch this hurtin' feeling disappear
Like it was common sense
It was a fine idea at the time
Now it's a brilliant mistake

She said that she was working for the ABC News
It was as much of the alphabet as she knew how to use
Her perfume was unspeakable
It lingered in the air
Like her artificial laughter
and mementos of affairs
"Oh" I said "I see you know him"
"Isn't that very fortunate for you"
And she showed me his calling card
He came third or fourth and there were more than one or two
He was a fine idea at the time
Now he's a brilliant mistake

He thought he was the King of America
But it was just a boulevard of broken dreams
A trick they do with mirrors and with chemicals
The words of love in whispers
And the acts of love in screams
I wish that I could push a button
And talk in the past and not the present tense
And watch this lovin' feeling disappear
Like it was common sense
I was a fine idea at the time
Now I'm a brilliant mistake

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag


References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Poor Fractured Atlas”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Poor_Fractured_Atlas

“Poor Fractured Atlas”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afjkN_0RM3Y

Squirrel Gun definition: https://www.andrews.edu/~rwright/Oldwww/Alamo/squirrel.html

“Atlas” and the interesting facts: https://greekgodsandgoddesses.net/gods/atlas/

“Boy’s Last Wish Sets off Animal Rights Furor” https://www.nytimes.com/1996/05/12/us/boy-s-last-wish-sets-off-animal-rights-furor.html

Episode 9 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Grace and Virtue,” a slow drag with “All This Useless Beauty”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11434418

Episode 23 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “False and Lovely Modesty,” a slow drag with “Little Atoms”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12489932

Episode 56 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Pure Illuminated Sweetness,” a slow drag with “Distorted Angel”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/15986612

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Poor Fractured Atlas" Lyrics:

He's out in the woods with his squirrel gun
To try to recapture his anger
He's screaming some words at the top of his lungs
Until he begins to feel younger

But back at his desk in the city we find
Our trembling punch-drunken fighter
Who can't find the strength now to punish the length
Of the ribbon in his little typewriter

(Chorus:)
Poor Fractured Atlas
Threw himself across the mattress
Waving his withering pencil
As if it were a pirate's cutlass
I'm almost certain he's trying to increase his burden
He said "That's how the child in me planned it;
A woman wouldn't understand it"

I believe there was something that I wanted to say
Before I conclude this epistle
But you would forgive me for holding my tongue
'Cause man made the blade and the pistol
Yes man made the waterfall over the dam
To temper his tantrum with magic
Now you can't be sure of that tent of azure
Since he punched a hole in the fabric

(Repeat Chorus)

A woman wouldn't understand it
A woman wouldn't understand it

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag


Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Charm School”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Charm_School

“Charm School”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoK19qiftb0

References:

“You Can’t Make a Silk Purse out of a Sow’s Ear” origin: https://wordhistories.net/2016/12/28/silk-purse-sows-ear/

“The Mangle” Definition: https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Mangle+(machine)

Episode 11 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Blow the Whistle,” a slow drag with “King of Thieves”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11574305

Episode 38 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “His Tribute of a Rose,” a slow drag with “The Greatest Thing”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13850447

Episode 53 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Telling You What’s What,” a slow drag with “Mouth Almighty”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/15663395

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Charm School" Lyrics:

Men made out of monkeys
Men made into mice
Happy days are here again
And all the drinks half price
A girl with a trick and a man with a calling

Trying to make a living out of your downfalling
Trying to make a living out of anything at all
Didn't they teach you anything except how to be cruel
In that charm school

You and I as lovers
Were nothing but a farce
Trying to make a silk purse
Out of a sow's arse
Saying "Why don't you watch me"
Hardly speaking sotto voce

Trying to make a living out of your downfalling
Trying to make a living out of anything at all
Didn't they teach you anything except how to be cruel
In that charm school

I've got a notion / I've got an angle
Take your dreams and promises
And put them through the mangle
They say it's hell to finance too
And I just want to romance you

In this perpetual nightclub
I'll be yours eternal
Though the hours are long
And the noise infernal
Just one shameful act or sometimes two
We make believe we're making do

Trying to make a living out of your downfalling
Trying to make a living out of anything at all
Didn't they teach you anything except how to be cruel
In that charm school

Didn't they teach you anything except how to be cruel
In that charm school, in that charm school

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Miss Macbeth”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Miss_Macbeth

“Miss Macbeth”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQnpjwSq5vM

References:

Episode 10 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “A Terrible Crime,” a slow drag with “Let Him Dangle”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11524901

Episode 55 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “A Little Amused,” a slow drag with “…This Town…”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/15882878

“Spike” Liner notes: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Spike_(2001)_liner_notes

Fishbone Slide hairstyle instrument: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nRHJQ9axxs

First Foot Coal Explanation: https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofScotland/The-History-of-Hogmanay/

New York Eve Traditions, first foot: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/home-improvement-tips/tradition-for-seeing-in-new-year/

5 Scottish Hogmanay Traditions: https://www.tripsavvy.com/hogmanay-traditions-in-scotland-1661711

“Beware the Deadly Nightshade, the beautiful plant that can kill you”: https://allthatsinteresting.com/deadly-nightshade

Macbeth quote: Act 1, scene 7: https://www.sparknotes.com/nofear/shakespeare/macbeth/page_42/

https://www.sparknotes.com/shakespeare/macbeth/quotes/theme/children/

The Golliwog Caricature, Jim Crow Museum of racist Memorabilia: https://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/golliwog/

Chuck under the chin idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/chuck+under+the+chin

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Miss Macbeth" Lyrics:

All the children testified that Miss Macbeth had a fishbone slide in her cobweb tresses
Her eyes were black as first foot coal, clutched as white as chalk-dust
Her fingers sweated India-ink and poison-pen letters
There is a hungry hanging tree just below your bedroom window
You can hear her take a broom to beat out a tattoo on the ceiling
Her bloodless face ran red inside but was she really evil, was she only pantomime?

Now the chalk on the wall says that somebody saves
That somebody's face has just been washed off the pavement
Into a puzzle where petrol will be poisoned by rain
Miss Macbeth saw her reflection as confetti bled it's colors down the drain

(Chorus:)
And every day she lives out another love song
It's a tearful lament of somebody done wrong
But how can you miss what you've never possessed, Miss Macbeth?

Well we all should have known when the children paraded
They portrayed her in their fairytales, sprinkling Deadly Nightshade
And as they tormented her, she rose to the bait
Even a scapegoat must have someone to hate

And every day she lives out another love song
"You're up there enjoying yourself, but I know it's wrong"
But how can you miss what you've never possessed, Miss Macbeth?
Miss Macbeth

Sometimes people are just what they appear to be
With no redemption at all
We try to walk upright when we can't even crawl

Miss Macbeth has a gollywog she chucks under the chin
And she whispers to it tenderly, then sticks it on a pin
And it might be coincidence, but a boy down the lane
That she said "went white as he could do," then doubled over in pain

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “No Dancing”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/No_Dancing

“No Dancing”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d2KdzBf8yI

References:

Episode 22 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “And His Castanets,” a slow drag with “Waiting for the End of the World”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12403490

Episode 36 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “It’s the Way that You Are,” a slow drag with “Miracle Man”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13551431

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"No Dancing" Lyrics

Oh I know that she
Has made a fool of him
Like girls have done so many nights before
Time and time again
Now he’s so strange
I don't know why
But somebody, somebody has to cry
There's gonna be no dancing when they get home

There's gonna be no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing when they get home

Now he's telling her
Every little thing he's done
Once he glanced at the jackets of some paperbacks
Now he's read every one
He's such a drag / He's not insane
It's just that everybody / Has to feel his pain
There's gonna be no dancing when they get home

He's getting down on his knees
He finds that the girl is not so easy to please
Oh oh, after all, his nights were just a paper striptease
She's caught it like some disease

If he says no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing on my own

She can't even speak to him
He can't face her now
He says "Even though I wanna shake your hand
All I ever do is bow.
So now you see
How can it be.
Why can't you give me anythin' but sympathy?"

There's gonna be no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing on my own

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Worthless Thing”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Worthless_Thing

“Worthless Thing”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHvRCRP4MKo

References:

Episode 6 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Don’t Let Them See You Crying that Way,” a slow drag with “Joe Porterhouse”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11297243

Episode 30 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “The Bells Take Their Toll,” a slow drag with “Peace in Our Time”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12489932

“Have a skeleton in someone’s cupboard” idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/cupboard

“Blue/Bloody Murder” idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/scream+blue+murder

“King’s Ransom” idiom: https://grammarist.com/idiom/kings-ransom/

Union Avenue history: http://www.mississippibluestravellers.com/sun-records-706-union-avenue-memphis-tennessee/

The Legendary Sun Studio: https://www.sunstudio.com

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Worthless Thing" lyrics:

How many times can you jump out of the cupboard
Before someone gets suspicious or someone gets discovered
You can live forever in a split second of fame
Come on down, the price is right, what's your name
While a crocodile makes good shoes and a dog may change his coat
I can't change what's written on your face tonight and I quote

Chorus:
Oh I wish you could see
Quite how much you could mean to me
You worthless thing
If you were ten feet taller and almost handsome
I might pay this king's ransom
You worthless thing

They commit blue murder along Union Avenue
Then they sell you souvenir matches
Nightclubs full of grave robbers from Memphis, Tennessee
And Las Vegas body snatchers
And he's carrying a warning, can't you see how his eyes glint?
Keep your bloody hands off my life, your affectionate fingerprints

(Chorus)

All the cars and pills and girls who tore his shirt to tatters
Do you know how tall he was 'cos that is all that really matters?
Do you know his mother's last name, do you think that he's divine?
You've seen the film, you've read the book
You're drinking vintage Elvis Presley wine

Bored out of your tiny mind while life is twice as large
They'll cut her down to size on television
She's available and beautiful, but with more time to devote
They're going to take this cable now and stick it down your throat
So this is an obituary which should be right and fitting
For every clockwork cat and conceivable kitten

(Chorus)

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Distorted Angel”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Distorted_Angel

“Distorted Angel”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aenmB8vjZdI

“Distorted Angel” Tricky Remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICJDe5yAJwM

References:

Episode 9 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Grace and Virtue,” a slow drag with “All This Useless Beauty”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11434418

Episode 23 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “False and Lovely Modesty,” a slow drag with “Little Atoms”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12489932

Bruegel: a fall with the Rebel Angels [Virtual Reality]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXR9EEmb-JU

Need2know Music Show – Part 2 Elvis Costello: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcNJ9cNBCLU

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Distorted Angel" Lyrics:

Strange things seem to occur, somewhere behind the nursery door
Though I was just a bit of a kid, it was the bit that she was looking for
Now I don't know where to begin confessing
The way she's making me feel it can't be a sin

I was taught to believe you were looking down on everyone
And your benevolent face is beautiful to gaze upon
Now I just don't know who to tell to go to hell
Who put the old devil in the distorted angel?

Distorted Angel
Pure illuminated sweetness
Frightening small children is just about your only weakness
I thought that you would tell me what I'm living for
But I can't see you anymore

I don't know what they did but I'm sorry if it made you cry
And if there's any justice at all I'd be punished for it I'd surmise
It will mark the spot very well where I fell
Under the shadow of the distorted angel
Beneath the shadow of the distorted angel
Below the shadow of the distorted angel
Angel
Beneath the shadow of the distorted angel
Below the shadow of the distorted angel
Angel

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “…This Town…”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Spike

“…This Town…”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjFfdp3922k

Elvis Costello Wiki Page: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Mouth_Almighty

References:

Episode 10 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “A Terrible Crime,” a slow drag with “Let Him Dangle”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11524901

Episode 39 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “The Secret It Arouses,” a slow drag with “Satellite”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13951256

If Corporations are People: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/02/if-corporations-are-people-they-should-act-like-it/385034/

“The Salt of the Earth” Idiom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/the%20salt%20of%20the%20earth

What is Absinthe and is it Legal?: https://www.distillerytrail.com/blog/what-is-absinthe-and-is-it-legal/

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"...This Town..." Lyrics

That Charlie Sedarka was a-playing the piano like he was pawing a dirty book
He bit a hole in his big bottom lip and gave his very best little boy look
Well, it was a song with a topical verse which I'm afraid he then proceeded to sing
Something about the moody doomed love of the Fish-Finger King

(Chorus:)
You're nobody in this town / You're nobody in this crowd
You're nobody till everybody in this town knows you're poison
Got your number, knows it must be avoided
You're nobody till everybody in this town thinks you're a bastard

Mr. Getgood moved up to Self-Made Man Row
Though he swears that he's the salt of the earth
He's so proud of the "kick-me-hard" sign that they hung on his back at birth
He said "I appreciate beauty, if I have one, then it's my fault"
"Beauty is on my pillow, beauty is there in my vault"

You're nobody in this town / You're nobody in this crowd
You're nobody till everybody in this town knows you're poison
Got your number, knows it must be avoided
You're nobody till everybody in this town thinks you're a bastard

The girl with the eternity rock went down on her bookie to buy some stock
Now all the signs in the shopping arcades
Say "The corporation thief is the new Jesse James"
Her clothes and her attention were scant
Her eyes were everywhere, her eyes were like absinthe
The little green figures that dance on your screen
Say everything you want to hear and nothing they mean
They made love while she was changing her dress
She wiped him off, she wiped him out and then she made him confess
A little amused by the belief in her power
You must remember this it was the fetish of the hour

You're nobody in this town / You're nobody in this crowd
You're nobody till everybody in this town knows you're poison
Got your number, knows it must be avoided
You're nobody till everybody in this town thinks you're a bastard

You're nobody in this town...

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Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Website: http://slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Watch Your Step”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Watch_Your_Step

“Watch Your Step” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvgIbU-I7-M

References:

Episode 18 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Rowdiest but Slightest,” a slow drag with “Luxembourg”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12106880

Episode 41 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Money’s Gone Already,” a slow drag with “Clubland”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/14133332

A Brief History of Kodachrome: http://content.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1906503,00.html

1973 “Kodachrome” Paul Simon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrRRhoS3KFk

“Breaker’s Yard” definition: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/breaker-s-yard

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Watch Your Step" Lyrics

Don't say a word / Don't say anything
Don't say a word / I'm not even listening
I read in the papers about their escape
They're just two bitter kids from a bunch of sour grapes (two bits of kids)
You better watch your step

Watch who's knocking on your front door
Now you know that they're watching
What are you waiting for?
Think you're young and original
Get out before
They get to watch your step

Every day is full of fun
And family spies
They're making heroes out of fall guys
They say it's good for business
From Singapore to Widnes
You better watch your step

Broken noses hung up on the wall
Back-slapping drinkers cheer the heavyweight brawl
So punch drunk they don't understand at all
You better watch your step

Every night
Go out full of carnival desires
End up in the closing time choirs
When you're kicking in the car chrome
And you're drinking down the Eau de Cologne
And you're spitting out the Kodachrome
You better watch your step

Bye
I send you all my regards
You're so tough
You're so hard
Listen to the hammers falling in the breaker's yard
You better watch your step
You better watch your step
Ooh, watch your step

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Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Mouth Almighty”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Mouth_Almighty

“Mouth Almighty”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIDC1bKNp_Q

References:

Episode 11 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Blow the Whistle on the Whole Design,” a slow drag with “King of Thieves”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13850447

Episode 38 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “His Tribute of a Rose,” a slow drag with “The Greatest Thing”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13850447

What’s What idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/tell+you+what%27s+what

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Mouth Almighty" Lyrics

This town belongs to you and your tricks of confidence
All the pavements for miles around are littered with your footprints
Now every girl I get close to seems to be wearing your perfume
And the clock strikes the letters of your name
Both midnight and noon

But I used to shoot my mouth off
Till you'd had enough of me
Once or twice nightly
I know I've got my faults
And among them I can't control my tongue
But if you didn't believe me
Why did you have to leave me
With my mouth almighty

Mouth almighty, that's what I've got
Mouth almighty, telling you what's what
Mouth almighty
I wish I'd never opened my mouth almighty
Wish I'd never opened my mouth almighty
Wish I'd never opened my mouth almighty

So I threw away the rose and held on to the thorn
Crawling round with my crooner cufflinks and my calling card cologne
But the realization of being replaced starts to tell tales across my face
Without a soul to talk to or a hair out of place

But I used to shoot my mouth off
Till you'd had enough of me
Once or twice nightly
I know I've got my faults
And among them I can't control my tongue
But if you didn't believe me
Why did you have to leave me
With my mouth almighty

Mouth almighty, that's what I've got
Mouth almighty, telling you what's what
Mouth almighty
I wish I'd never opened my mouth almighty
Wish I'd never opened my mouth almighty
Wish I'd never opened my mouth almighty

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Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Monkey to Man”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Monkey_To_Man

“Monkey to Man”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsAe1X1gNzA

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/08/05/episode-52-monkey-to-man-2/

References:

Episode 16 and 17 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “I Might Recite a Small Prayer,” a slow drag with “Bedlam,” and the supplement “The Quickening Art”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11977772
https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12057494

Episode 27, “Or Maybe I Really Love You,” a slow drag with “Needle Time”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12795641

“The Monkey” w/ The Dirty Dozen Brass Band: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUKLjtqWPuM

“The Monkey” Speaks His Mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNjuxtjtuWg

“The Monkey” Original 45rpm quality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qdMPxImd3E

“The Monkey” song lyrics: Dave Bartholomew: http://www.songlyrics.com/dave-bartholomew/the-monkey-lyrics/

Dave Bartholomew Quick bio: https://www.allmusic.com/artist/dave-bartholomew-mn0000577590/biography

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Monkey to Man" Lyrics:

A long time ago, our point of view
Was broadcast by Mr. Bartholomew
And now the world is full of sorrow and pain
And it's time for us to speak up again

You're slack and sorry / Such an arrogant brood
The only purpose you serve is to bring us our food

We sit here staring at your pomp and pout
Outside the bars we use for keeping you out

You've taken everything that you wanted
Broke it up and plundered it and hunted
Ever since we said it
You went and took the credit
It's been headed this way since the world began
When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man

Every time man struggles and fails
He makes up some kind of fairytales
After all of the misery that he has caused
He denies he's descended from the dinosaurs

Points up to heaven with cathedral spires
All the time indulging in his base desires
Ever since we said it
He went and took the credit
It's been headed this way since the world began
When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man

Big and useless as he has become
With his crying statues and his flying bomb
Goes 'round acting like the chosen one
Excuse us if we treat him like our idiot cousin

He hangs up flowers and bells and rhymes
Hoping to hell someone's forgiven his crimes
Fills up the air with his pride and praise
He's a big disgrace to our beastly ways

In a fashionable nightclubs and finer precincts
Man uses words to dress up his vile instincts
Ever since we said it
He went and took the credit
It's been headed this way since the world began
When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man

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Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Blue Chair”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Blue_Chair

“Blue Chair”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm9T-cpZIAI

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/07/26/episode-51-blue-chair/

References:

Episode 1 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “The Take Where They Take Your Spine,” a slow drag with “Poor Napoleon”:https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12614024

Episode 25, “Tough and Transparent,” a slow drag with “Crimes of Paris”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11020403

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Blue Chair" Lyrics:

Now it's just you and me, my blue friend
And you say that it's you that she's thinking of
And our affair must end
But if it's you that she's thinking of
I think my broken heart might mend

Chorus:
Now it's my turn to talk and your turn to think
Your turn to buy and my turn to drink
Your turn to cry and my turn to sink down in the blue chair
Down in the blue chair

Now I've made up my mind, I've made my mistake
And I know that she cries for you
When she's barely awake
But she's going to bend your mind
Well, I hope it don't break

(Chorus)

Down in the blue chair
We can watch our troubles rise
Like smoke into the air
And drift up to the ceiling
Down in the blue chair
You can feel just like a boy or a man
And next minute you can find yourself kneeling
Down in the blue chair
They're boasting of loving the daylights right out of her in the small hours
Down in the blue chair
You say that your love lasts forever when you know the night is just hours

still I want her right now
Not any minute, hour or day
And wherever she is tonight
I want her anyway
I suppose she never said to you
You were just in the way

(Chorus)

Down in the blue chair
Down in the blue chair

Down in the blue chair
Down in the blue chair
Down in the blue chair
Down in the blue
Blue becomes you
Down in the blue chair

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “After the Fall”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/After_The_Fall

“After the Fall”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2wS1Y2rw4s

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/07/20/episode-50-after-the-fall/

References:

Episode 5 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Well, Heaven Knows what Fills the Heart,” a slow drag with “Georgie and her Rival”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11192174

Episode 34, “Lost Legs and Fingernails,” a slow drag with “Invasion Hit Parade”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13352381

Readability Formulas: https://readabilityformulas.com

That Obscure Object of Desire, user reviews: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075824/reviews

That Obscure Object of Desire Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gba_tu2-EMY

The Arthur Miller Society, Guide to “After the Fall”: https://arthurmillersociety.net/guide-after-the-fall/

“After the Fall,” a play by Miller: https://www.britannica.com/topic/After-the-Fall

Types of Rhyme: https://www.dailywritingtips.com/types-of-rhyme/

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"After the Fall" lyrics:

In an anonymous rendezvous
Where the forbidden lovers repair
They're burning down another damn candle
They're melting the tables and chairs

Beneath them applause from the balcony
Whenever they accomplished making love
Other times they thought they heard laughter
Coming from the balcony above

(chorus):
She lies to his right and she carelessly recites
All of her brand new appetites
She seems brittle and small, it don't sound like her at all
Since she came back to him after the fall

She said "You never visit the countryside
So I've made you a country to order"
She put up a little tent in the bedroom
Crickets played on a tape-recorder
The ceiling was festooned with phosphorous stars
She noticed his skin turning cold
Burning all his clothes on the bonfire
"Relax" she whispered and tightened the blindfold

(chorus)

You've changed but not for the better babe
I'd tell you why but what's the use
'Cos it's the same kind of pity
A drunkard gives as his excuse
You were sharp and ideal as a bobby pin
Now your eyes are deserted and quiet
We both look like those poor shattered mannequins
Thrown through the window in the riot

She lies in his arms and without any qualms
Revels in shallow delights
She seems brittle and small, it don't sound like her at all
Since she came back to him after the fall

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Soul for Hire”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Soul_For_Hire

“Soul for Hire”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuXtvYtVsnQ&list=RDcuXtvYtVsnQ&start_radio=1

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/07/14/episode-49-soul-for-hire/

References:

Episode 2 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “And You Only Wanted to be Famous.” It’s a slow drag with “Alibi,” another gem from “When I was Cruel”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11068049

Episode 42 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “A Creature of Habit.” It’s a slow drag with “Tart,” another gem from “When I was Cruel”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/14276159

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

Hang my head and shut my eyes
What kind of justice is this?
Fool I was, I thought that you fought fire with fire
Got to be more than just a soul for hire

Speaking for myself I wouldn't take the fame, the fees, the glory
For whoring in the practice of the law
I make my case stop and stutter
Soul comes unglued from the uppers
Blood is seeping in the hole
A mother's eye is weeping

I see every human kind
And still the truth is distant
I hear every evil men do and desire
Got to be more than just a soul for hire

When it's time to give protection
To the ones who need it most, who are desperate
I get distracted from my job
Streams of ink and piles of paper
What are the breaks?
Jump out the window? Parole? Escape?
Blood is seeping in the hole
A mother's eye is weeping

Hang my head and shut my eyes
I can't see justice twisted
I hear every evil men do and desire
Got to be more than just a soul for hire

When it's time to give protection
To the ones who need it most, who are desperate
I get distracted from my job
Streams of ink and piles of paper
To hand them over to dopers and kiddie-rapers
Corrupt in every twisted grudge
And that is just the judge

Hang my head and shut my eyes
What kind of justice it this?

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Flutter and Wow”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Flutter_%26_Wow

“Flutter and Wow”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn9HeYxxzuc

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/07/05/episode-48-flutter-and-wow/

References:

Episode 7 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Let’s See How Brave You Are.” It’s a slow drag with “No Hiding Place,” another gem from “Momofuku”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11336612

Episode 35 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “With a Song in My Heart.” It’s a slow drag with “Turpentine,” another gem from “Momofuku”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13453079

“Flutter and Wow, Sound Distortion”: https://www.britannica.com/technology/flutter

Q: Are wow and flutter key to that analogue tape sound?: https://www.soundonsound.com/sound-advice/q-are-wow-and-flutter-key-analogue-tape-sound

“What do wow and flutter sound like?”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCwRdrFtJuE

“Magnetic Field” example: https://www.britannica.com/science/magnetic-field

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Flutter and Wow" lyrics:

Last rays of sunlight die
Full moon begins to rise
Reflected in your eyes
I can't believe that this is happening
You make the motor in me
Flutter and Wow

The crowd was gathering
The clock struck five, then ten
My happy tears were descending
I can't believe that this is happening
You make the motor in me
Flutter and Wow

Flutter and Wow / Flutter and Wow
You make the motor in me
Flutter and Wow / Flutter and how

The incident tape across the bed
Threading it from the reel to the head
I'm planting this thought in a magnetic field
And pushing the button
And all of a sudden
Erase everything rotten
Fascinated and uptight
Make me shout out loud
Make me cry all day and night

My voice got stuck in my throat...
Pulled my hand up into the sleeve of my coat
So you'd never know how it was shaking
I can't believe that this is happening
You make the motor in me
Flutter and Wow

Flutter and Wow / Flutter and Wow

You make the motor in me
Start up and stop again
When I am spluttering
You make the motor in me
Flutter and wow / Flutter and how
Flutter and wow / Flutter and how

To the bridge

The incident tape across the bed
Threading it from the reel to the head
I'm planting this thought in a magnetic field
And pressing the button
And all of a sudden
Erase everything rotten
Fascinated and uptight
Make me shout out loud
Make me cry all day and night

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “This Sad Burlesque”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/This_Sad_Burlesque

“This Sad Burlesque”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7erFv3Z0SI

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/06/27/episode-47-this-sad-burlesque/

References:

Episode 12 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “The Maddening Smile.” It’s a slow drag with “Damnation’s Cellar,” another gem from “The Juliet Letters”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11642873

Episode 32 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Pass the Vinegar.” It’s a slow drag with “I Almost Had a Weakness,” another gem from “The Juliet Letters”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13163477

Letters of Heartbreak Find Some Love in Verona, Italy: https://www.npr.org/2013/04/16/177027206/letters-of-heartbreak-find-some-love-in-verona-italy?t=1593189184122

From “Comedy Writing,” The K sound is just funnier:

https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=giFjDwAAQBAJ&pg=PT75&lpg=PT75&dq=k+sound+is+a+funnier+sound+mel+brooks&source=bl&ots=b6Ot6lAJfA&sig=ACfU3U1VwErAvAuGgOJ9np-8b-njMCJdmg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi5uK6n95_qAhWQVRUIHU5NDVAQ6AEwBHoECAkQAQ#v=onepage&q=k%20sound%20is%20a%20funnier%20sound%20mel%20brooks&f=false

Victorian Burlesque Dancers, musical theater of the exotic: https://mashable.com/2014/11/11/victorian-burlesque-dancers/

Burlesque Timeline: https://alibi.com/feature/18609/Burlesque-Timeline.html

The History of Burlesque Dancing: https://burlexe.com/burlesque/burlesque-history/the-history-of-burlesque-dancing/

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"This Sad Burlesque" Lyrics

I write in hope by the time you get this letter
We may live to see a change for the better
Or are we so devoted to these wretched selfish motives?
When the cold facts and figures all add up
They cannot contradict this sad burlesque

This sad burlesque
With miserable failures making entertainment of our fate
Laughter cannot dignify or elevate this sad burlesque

Now can they recall being young and idealistic
Before wading knee-deep in hogwash and arithmetic?
The pitying smirk
The argument that runs like clockwork
Will run down eventually and splutter to a stop

P.S. Well, by now you know the worst of it
And we've heard all the alibis that they've rehearsed
The smug predictions
If it's not a contradiction
Please have faith in human nature
And have mercy on the creatures in this sad burlesque

This sad burlesque
With miserable failures making entertainment of our fate
Laughter cannot dignify or elevate this sad burlesque

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Possession”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Possession

“Possession”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm2bcKRbMZI

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/06/23/episode-46-possession/

References:

Episode 15 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “A Villain in a Million.” It’s a slow drag with “Riot Act,” another gem from “Get Happy!!”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11888735

Episode 28 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “The Face of Your Affection.” It’s a slow drag with “Man Called Uncle,” another gem from “Get Happy!!”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12888788

What is Morphology, a quick glance: https://ielanguages.com/morphology.html

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Possession"

If there's anything that you want
If there's anything that you need
There's no need to be evasive
Money talks and it's persuasive
Possession

Now you're sending me your best wishes
Signed with love and vicious kisses
You lack lust, you're so lackluster
Is that all the strength you can muster?
Possession

Even when we are out of touch
Now I know that I've seen too much
Seen too much

So I see us lying back to back
My case is closed, my case is packed
I'll get out before the violence
Or the tears or the silence
Possession

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “My Science Fiction Twin”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/My_Science_Fiction_Twin

“My Science Fiction Twin”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aymF6j4Si8

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/06/10/episode-45-science-fiction-twin/

References:

Episode 8 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “The Word She Wanted.” It’s a slow drag with “20% Amnesia,” another gem from “Brutal Youth”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11408294

Episode 26 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Before You Start to Cry.” It’s a slow drag with “You Tripped at Every Step,” another gem from “Brutal Youth”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12703019

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Science Fiction Twin" Lyrics:

My science fiction twin
Is doing better than expected
He captured a little blonde trophy wife
Who's really very well connected
And when he calls home with his alibi
She says "Is this really necessary?"
But she knows that a man can't be a man
Unless he's punishing his secretary

He sips in the glow of a '61 vintage
Just as the day is dimming
With every intention of surrendering
To fifty-foot women
Who put the fascination back into my science fiction twin

My science fiction twin
Decided to become invisible
He has my eyes, my face, my voice
But he's only happy when I'm miserable
The words flew from his mouth
And they were gently gathered by reporters
Trying to frame his once infamous flame
With tattered pictures of her daughter

"Her hair is all made out of porcupine
Her figure is fantastic"
But as you know, they corrupted her
So they're being sarcastic
To put the fascination back into my science fiction twin

He'll scream and shout
Everything is working out just as he predicted
Pride and position in the gallery of attempted people
Oh and the pain is so sweet
That he'll stamp his little feet
And you'll even have time to pity me
How can you feel content?
You'll wonder where this fellow went

My science fiction twin
Escorted by his lovely nieces
Filled up his purse dictating verse
While painting masterpieces
His almost universal excellence
Is starting to disturb me
They asked how in the world he does all these things
And he answered "Superbly"

He's trapped in his own parallel dimension
That's why I'm so forgiving
But how could I possibly forget to mention
Those fifty-foot women
Who put the fascination back into my science fiction twin

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Stations of the Cross”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Stations_Of_The_Cross

“Stations of the Cross”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJBEFmaRmug&pbjreload=10

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/05/28/episode-44-stations-of-the-cross/

References:

“Elvis Costello on music, religion and the act of writing songs”: https://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/music/elvis-costello-on-music-religion-and-the-act-of-writing-songs/article1215986/

“Elvis Costello” Guardian Interview after the release of “National Ransom”: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2010/oct/17/elvis-costello-interview-tim-adams

The 14 Stations of the Cross: https://www.britannica.com/topic/Stations-of-the-Cross

Episode 3 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Sing Hallelujah Sister.” It’s a slow drag with “Church Underground,” another gem from “National Ransom”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11118701

Episode 37 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Gallivant in Peg-Leg Pants.” It’s a slow drag with “A Voice in the Dark,” another gem from “National Ransom”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13730246

The difference between a tempest and a squall: https://wikidiff.com/squall/tempest

“The Long Term Recovery of New Orleans’ Population after Hurricane Katrina”: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4752119/

Slattern, definition: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/slattern

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

The tempest blows up from a squall
Past the Cape of Bad Conscience
Into the Gulf of the Cauldron
Roars over the coastline to batter and flatten
Exposing the roots like the dyed hair of slattern

Scrapper and mauler in a rope ring this small
Outside the wind is punching
There's no one to hear it
No one hears the bell ring
but the one who comes to fear it
And they continue to brawl

He's buying his way into heaven I suppose
He weeps at the blows
But down in a location that we cannot disclose
He turns the dial slowly
Through the Stations of the Cross

Crowd done up dandy
In diamonds and finery
Baying and howling
All bloodlusty calling
Fists like pistons
Faces like meat spoiling
Haul, boys, haul, bully-boys haul

Later in the evening
Molly and her gunman
Go down the stairs to a dive like a dungeon
Meanwhile in the backroom there's a girl like a sponge
Saying, "Bring him along as a constable's truncheon"

The gunman wants Molly to kingdom come
Then blows them all to the hereafter
Who's scuttling away now and hidden from our view?
Who tightened the tourniquet, turning her blue?

They're hurling themselves into heaven I suppose
Before the gates are closed
But down in a location that we cannot disclose
They'll turn the dial slowly through the Stations of the Cross

The gale of hale laughter
Scales up the ivory
The black keys of her fine wine descend into the minor
Die away breathless
Diminishing behind her
Haul boys haul, bully-boys haul

The water came up to the eaves
You'd think that someone had opened a valve

It's too soon to stay now and too late to leave
So spare your remorse all the way up to Calvary

They're hurling themselves into heaven I suppose
Before the gates are closed
But down in a location that we cannot disclose
They turn the dial slowly through the Stations of the Cross

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Glitter Gulch”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Glitter_Gulch

“Glitter Gulch”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7bZNShqoVQ

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/05/25/episode-43-glitter-gulch/

References:

Episode 4 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “The Hangover This Morning Had a Personality.” It’s a slow drag with “The Big Light,” another gem from “King of America”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11158313

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/04-the-hangover-this-morning-had-a-personality/id1478037117?i=1000448878517

Episode 33 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Friends Think of Her Fondly.” It’s a slow drag with “Our Little Angle,” another gem from “King of America”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13256063

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/33-friends-think-of-her-fondly/id1478037117?i=1000466347849

“Glitter Gulch” and Vegas Vic and Vickey: https://www.stripclubconcierge.com/glitter-gulch-las-vegas/

http://vegas4visitors.com/museum/downtown-las-vegas-the-heyday-of-glitter-gulch/

The dismantling of Vegas Vickie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnQDOd1FHBc

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

Enter Madam X painted in a shocking pink spangled dress
Her teeth are perfect but her mouth is loose
Rubbing their hands together she persuades them that it's better to confess
Which unpleasant fate they'd like to choose

Chorus:Every step might be your last
Money signs are in your eyes, sucker
You've been taken in this time
You might just get out alive if you're lucky
All the vultures tuning in to Glitter Gulch
Are looking in on you / And they're hungry

He stood five feet tall in his elevator shoes and stovepipe hat
He was known by several different names
Prompted by Madam X he answered all their questions
And then after that he said I'm sick and tired of stupid games

(Chorus)
We've got prizes if you can afford
Some small humiliation before you get your reward
And I'd rather be an outlaw than an in law to you
And to live my life in miserable poverty
Than to have to grovel to have some dream home hovel
So watch me while I get away with prime time robbery

As he enters Madam X he thinks of red raged faces and the sweet greenbacks
He climbed upon his honey and he covered her with money
As they do their victory dance
He thinks I hope they choke upon their laughter tracks
We can all go straight to hell while we howl down the whole hotel

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Tart”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Tart

“Tart”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FnYK0Icf8E

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/05/04/episode-42-tart/

References:

Episode 2 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “And You Only Wanted to Be Famous.” It’s a slow drag with “Alibi,” another gem from “When I was Cruel”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11068049

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/02-and-you-only-wanted-to-be-famous/id1478037117?i=1000448238224

“Do You Always Use a Lip Trill on a Trumpet?”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO6ed7GuQT4

Lip Trill on a Trumpet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyd5XyFz--k

Trumpet in C – Trills, Vienna Symphonic Library: https://www.vsl.co.at/en/Playing_Techniques/Trumpet_in_C-Trills

“The Arab Seville”: https://www.visitasevilla.es/en/route/arab-seville

“Orange Types: Sweet, Bitter, Mandarin”: https://harvesttotable.com/oranges_the_basics_there_are/

“Moro Blood Oranges”: https://www.froghollow.com/products/organic-moro-blood-oranges

“Ashfield” meaning: https://www.houseofnames.com/ashfield-family-crest

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Tart" Lyrics:

Hear silver trumpets will trill
In the Arabic streets of Seville
Oranges roll in the gutter
And you pick them up
And pull back the skin
To the red fruit within

But the flavor is... Tart
And the flavor is...Tart
Is it something you crave?
And you say that you only feel bitterness
When you know it's a lie, lie, lie...

Wild with a blackberry bush
There were blossoms of cherries to crush
There, at the edge of the ashfield tempting fingertips
You stain your hands, press too hard
They'll color your lips…

Chorus:
But the flavour is... Tart
And the flavour is... Tart
Is it something you crave?
'Cos you say that you only feel bitterness
Would it kill you to show us a little sweetness?

Odd, where nothing else grows
It was something like love that she chose
Always a creature of habit
When pity would do
She wore down that heel with no feeling
She kept on her shoes

(Repeat Chorus)

Tart
And the flavour is... Tart
And the flavour is... Tart
And the flavour is... Tart

Nylon was hung from a peg
And a kohl black seam ran down her leg
Fishermen look for their nets
And send their regrets
The bug lay there broken
She spoke, "Is this some kind of joke?"

(Repeat Chorus)

Tart
And the flavour is... / Tart
And the flavour is... /Tart
And the flavour is... /Tart

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Clubland”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Clubland

“Clubland”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kZXYqc8IL4

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/04/24/episode-41-clubland/

References:

Episode 18 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Rowdiest but Slightest.” It’s a slow drag with “Luxembourg,” another gem from “Trust”: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/18-rowdiest-but-slightest/id1478037117?i=1000457312611

How to Jerk | Club Dancing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2zA85C_d6I

“The Jerk” Dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owea_NH-6lE

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Clubland" Lyrics:

With a handful of backhanders and a bevy of beauty
Going off limits / Going off duty / Going off the rails
Going off with booty
The telltales of fiction found on all the criminal types
Lead to a higher-ranking man or a face with thin red stripes

The boys next door
The mums and dads
New weds and nearly-deads
Have you ever been had in Clubland?

There's a piece in someone's pocket to do the dirty work
You've come to shoot the pony
They've come to do the jerk
They leave him half way to paradise
They leave you half way to bliss
The ladies' invitation never seemed like this

(Chorus)

The long arm of the law slides up the outskirts of town
Meanwhile in Clubland they are ready to pull them down
Hey

The right to work is traded in for the right to refuse admission
Don't pass out now, there's no refund
Did you find out what you were missing
The crowd is taking forty winks minus ten percent
You barely get required sleep to go lingering with contemptment
Thursday to Saturday
Money's gone already
Some things come in common these days
Your hands and work aren't steady

(Chorus)

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Hand in Hand”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Hand_In_Hand

“Hand in Hand”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XKgrSY5Mi4

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/04/22/episode-40-hand-in-hand/

References:

Episode 20 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Now It’s Much Too Dangerous.” It’s a slow drag with “Living in Paradise,” another gem from “This Year’s Model”: http://slowdragwithremedy.libsyn.com/website/20-now-its-much-too-dangerous

Guardian: Songs that start with the chorus: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/mar/22/readers-recommend-playlist-songs-that-start-with-the-chorus

Quora list of songs that start with the chorus: https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-examples-of-songs-that-begin-with-the-chorus

Bully Boy Idiom: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/bully-boy

“Darling Fascist Bully Boy” from “The Young Ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbOlJAU8llY

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Hand in Hand" Lyrics:

No, don't ask me to apologize.
I won't ask you to forgive me.
If I'm gonna go down,
you're gonna come with me

You say 'Why don't you be a man about it,
like they do in the grown-up movies?'
But when it comes to the other way around,
you say you just wanna use me.

Oh, you sit and you wonder whether
it's gonna be syndicated.
You sit with your knees together.
All the time your breath is baited.

Hand in Hand.
No, don't ask me to apologize.
I won't ask you to forgive me.
If I'm gonna go down,
you're gonna come with me

Don't you know I got the bully boys out
changing someone's facial design,
sitting with my toy room lout,
polishing my precious china
Don't you know I'm an animal?
But don't you know I can't stand up steady?
But you can't show me any kind of hell
that I don't know already.

Hand in Hand.
No, don't ask me to apologize.
I won't ask you to forgive me.
If I'm gonna go down,
you're gonna come with me
Hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand...

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Satellite”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Satellite

“Satellite”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCj1Fgj28i8

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/04/12/episode-39-satellite/

References:

Episode 10 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “If Killing Anybody is a Terrible Crime.” It’s a slow drag with “Let Him Dangle,” another gem from “Spike”: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/10-if-killing-anybody-is-a-terrible-crime/id1478037117?i=1000452426652

When the WWW opened to the public: https://thenextweb.com/insider/2011/08/06/20-years-ago-today-the-world-wide-web-opened-to-the-public/

Unmask Us: an explanation of Spike songs: https://www.unmask.us/songwriters-c-e/elvis-costello-p3/

1989 interview with Spin Magazine: https://www.spin.com/featured/elvis-costello-spike-may-1989-cover-story-the-man-who-would-be-king/

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Satellite" Lyrics

She looked like she learned to dance from a series of still pictures
She's madly excited now, she throws her hands up like a tulip
She looks like an illustration of a cocktail party
Where cartoon bubbles burst in the air
Champagne rolls off her tongue like a second language
And it should have been her biggest night
The satellite looks down on her as she begins to cry

All over the world at the very same time, people sharing the same sorrow
As the satellite looks down, her darkest hour is somebody's bright tomorrow

He pulled on a cigarette, in the crook of his first finger
Felt the static electric charge of her perfect hour-glass figure
As he undressed her with his eyes, her weakness was his talent
How could she know as she stepped through the lights
That her dress would become transparent
And with his face pressed to the screen,
He muttered words he'd never dare to say if she could see him

All over the world at the very same time, people sharing the same cheap sensation
The thrill of watching somebody watching those forbidden things we never mention

The satellite looks down right now and forever
What it is pulled apart, let no man tether his own body to his dream,
His dream is someone else
Oh no, oh no.

She went back to a pitiful compromise
He'd go back to his family
But for the matter of a thousand miles that separated them entirely
In the hot unloving spotlight, with the secrets it arouses
Now they both know what it's like inside a pornographer's trousers
And in a funny way it's anonymous
The satellite, it blesses us and makes these dreams come true

All over the world at the very same time
All over the world

The satellite looks down right now and forever
What it has pulled apart, let no man tether his own body to his dream,
His dream is someone else
Oh no, oh no
Oh no, oh no

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Greatest Thing”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Greatest_Thing

“The Greatest Thing”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAizlY5yzd8

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/04/05/episode-38-the-greatest-thing/

References:

Episode 11 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Blow the Whistle on the Whole Design.” It’s a slow drag with “King of Thieves,” another gem from “Punch the Clock”: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/11-blow-the-whistle-on-the-whole-design/id1478037117?i=1000452881853 http://slowdragwithremedy.libsyn.com/website/slow-drag-with-king-of-thieves

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"The Greatest Thing" Lyrics:

Everyone stopped when she walked into the room
Isn't this the greatest thing
Everyone own up but nobody could touch her
Isn't this the greatest thing
Punch the clock, keep boxing clever
You'll be young enough forever

Isn't this the greatest
Isn't this the greatest thing
Isn't this the greatest thing
The greatest thing

I heard some new confection
Said we can't afford to feel affection
'Cos it's the latest thing
In and out of matrimony
Never once removed the Sony
'Cos it's a status thing
So girls like that above described
Are not to be so easily bribed
With a white frock and a ring
Punch the clock and in time you'll get pulled apart
When you're married on paper and not in your heart

But I won't be told that life with the one you love is sordid
Just because some authority says you can't afford it

And it's the greatest thing, and it's the greatest thing
And it's the greatest thing, and it's the greatest thing

Oh, it's the greatest
Isn't this the greatest thing
Isn't this the greatest thing
The greatest thing

Since nights were long and days were olden
Woman to man has been beholden
But since then times have been changing
She sends back his tribute of a rose
And says this ring is better suited to the nose you're always fingering
I punch the clock and it's OK
I know a girl who takes my breath away

And it's the greatest
Isn't this the greatest thing
Isn't this the greatest thing
The greatest thing, the greatest thing...

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “A Voice in the Dark”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/A_Voice_In_The_Dark

“A Voice in the Dark”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-CJTZMKh7E

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/03/27/episode-37-a-voice-in-the-dark/

References:

Episode 16 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “I Might Recite a Small Prayer.” It’s a slow drag with “Bedlam,” another gem from “National Ransom”: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/16-i-might-recite-a-small-prayer/id1478037117?i=1000456392629

Episode 17 Supplement of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “The Quickening Art” https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/17-the-quickening-art/id1478037117?i=1000456956290 A slow drag with

Live solo performance of “A Voice in the Dark,” with “Pennies from Heaven” Prelude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szu-y3n9ubg

Elvis Costello in Isolation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfXyl0fBcTY&feature=youtu.be

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"A Voice in The Dark" Lyrics:

You can read right through a book of matches
But that won't make you smart
You can laugh in the face of watches
But time will only break your heart

Kings reign beneath umbrellas
Hide pennies down in cellars
And money pours down and yet
Not everyone gets soaking wet

When bores and bullies conspire
To stamp out your spark
Listen for…
A Voice In The Dark

Not a moment too soon as we blue the moon
And a wolf began to howl in tune
I announced for all mankind / A boon
Stand aside you big baboon
Now I'm the a prize invention
You're the image of yourself
Forget your cares
your disapproving stares
I'm not here to try to jump your borders
Just ask your nieces and daughters

I'm flat as sole, I'm happy as a clam
But you don't know the kind of man I am
Little fish swimming in a jealous shoal
Now my net is overflowing
And suddenly I seem to be all seeing and all knowing
I got something right there
You might want to hear
I have no fear
Lend a hand / Lend an ear
If your rent-money is in arrears

We'll be striking up a symphony bandstand
Long of hair and loose of tooth
There'll be pirouettes and startling handstands
And who but acrobats know how to tell the truth
When all is said and then redundant
They gallivant in peg-leg pants
I‘ll be your servant
You'll be my pal
and I'll be faithful you know I shall
There's no fool like an old fool
Who blames it all upon his youth
When times are tough and you find you're down
Without a star to wish upon
Listen for…
A Voice In The Dark

I was striking through a box of matches
Hoping that one would spark
I heard somebody calling to me
A voice in the dark
A voice both wild and gentle
Daring and confidential
I thought there was music playing
But it was all and only talk

When liars and bullies conspire to stamp out spark
Fill up that empty space in your heart
Listen up as the herald says, "Hark"
Believe in the voice in the dark…

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Miracle Man”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Miracle_Man

“Miracle Man”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Jso4D-caQ

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/03/15/episode-36-miracle-man/

References:

Episode 22 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “And His Castanets.” It’s a slow drag with “Waiting for the End of the World,” another gem from “My Aim is True”: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/22-and-his-castanets/id1478037117?i=1000459634912

“Baseball Heroes” Lyrics: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Baseball_Heroes

“Baseball Heroes”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5oELSntnpQ

“Miracle Man” (Flip City version) lyrics: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Miracle_Man_(Flip_City_version)

An excellent stroll through the past before many of these songs found a final home, Flip City Demos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL64vJLMIf4

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Miracle Man" Lyrics:

You never asked me what I wanted. You only asked me why.
I never thought that so much trouble was restin' on my reply,
I could say it was the nights when I was lonely
and you were the only one who'd talk.
I could tell you that I like your sensitivity,
when you know it's the way that you walk.

Why do you have to say that there's always someone
who can do it better than I can?
But don't you think that I know that walking on the water
won't make me a miracle man?

Baby's gotta have the things she wants.
You know she's gotta have the things she loves.
She's got a ten-inch bamboo cigarette holder
and her black patent leather gloves.
And I'm doing everything just tryin' to please her,
even crawling around on all fours.
Oh, I thought by now that it was gonna be easy,
but she still seems to want for more.

(chorus)
I hear they're givin' you a bad reputation
just because you've never been denied.
You try to say you've done it all before.
Baby, you know that you just get tired.
But everybody loves you so much, girl.
I just don't know how you stand the strain.
Oh, I, I'm the one who's here tonight,
and I don't wanna do it all in vain.

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Turpentine”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Turpentine

“Turpentine”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpd-wd4ZqfQ

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/03/08/episode-35-turpentine/

References:

Episode 7 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Let’s See How Brave You Are.” It’s a slow drag with “No Hiding Place,” another gem from “Momofuku”: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/07-lets-see-how-brave-you-are-when-im-about-this-far/id1478037117?i=1000450581432

Momofuku name and restaurant history: https://momofuku.com/our-company/team/

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Turpentine" Lyrics:

I can't tell if this is real or if I am sleeping

I'll embroider the truth

And that's so I shall reap

I took things that didn't belong to me

I didn't mean to do you wrong

Looking back on all that stolen time (turpentine)

Back when I was drinking turpentine

Don't blame me / I only took you in

It takes time to do the poisoning

So let's close the door on this and lock it

And that's all it will ever be

Just an accident of chemistry

You did everything to me but stopped short of murder

Couldn't move me much closer to keeping my word

While the crowds threw stones at the hangman

The sky fell down / The bells rang

Looking back on all that stolen time (turpentine)

Back when I was drinking turpentine

Don't blame me / I only took you in

It takes time to do the poisoning

So let's close the door on this and lock it

And that's all that it will ever be

Just an accident of chemistry

Airless shaft of an underground railway

Effete assassin with a hawk in a sack

The earth will offer us in when our hearts fail

As it swallowed the river running under the track

Under the track yeah

I can't tell if I'm dreaming or if I'll awaken

With a song in my heart that is longing to break

Let it out and let it fly high

Up where the spires scrape the sky

Looking back on all that stolen time

Back when I was drinking turpentine

Don't blame me / I only took you in

It takes time to do the poisoning

So let's close the door on this and lock it

And that's all that it will ever be

Just an accident of history

Yeah

Airless shaft of an underground railway

Cute assassin with a hawk in a sack

The earth will offer us in when our hearts fail

Swallowed the river running under the track
That's right

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Invasion Hit Parade”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Invasion_Hit_Parade

“Invasion Hit Parade”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7Slp9rDxQU

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/02/29/episode-34-invasion-hit-parade/

References:

Disco Tex and The Sex O Lettes “Get Dancin’”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwUQWamRNiY

Disco Tex & the Sex-O-Lettes bio: https://www.allmusic.com/artist/disco-tex-and-the-sex-o-lettes-mn0001202301/biography

Pet Shop Boys’ 2013 “Electricity”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIk1qEjI1mA

Hit Parade definition: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/hit-parade

Gil Scott-Heron “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaoXAwl9kw

Background information of Scott-Heron’s “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised”: https://www.songfacts.com/facts/gil-scott-heron/the-revolution-will-not-be-televised

Butcher’s Hook Cockney Rhyming Slang: https://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/butcher_s_hook

Who is Gil Scott-Heron?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH14L0IlduQ

Episode 5 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Well Heaven Knows What Fills the Heart”: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/05-well-heaven-knows-what-fills-the-heart/id1478037117?i=1000449229176

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Invasion Hit Parade" Lyrics:

Now that you set everybody free
Whatcha gonna do about me?
Don't want to be treated like some poor grateful clown
I'd rather go back in the sweet underground
Where I can tell the time by the color of my skin
And I know my neighbor 'cos he's the one, yes he's the one
Who always turns me in

A woman works the tunnel in the middle of the night
Picking up every lost object in sight
Handbags, toupees, lost legs and fingernails
The black market eats up all your failures
Her transistor offers no salvation or regrets
No pool, no pets, no cigarettes
Just non-stop Disco Tex and the Sex-o-lettes

(chorus):
There's no name, no name for the place
Or pain we'll cause you again and again
If you do not cooperate with the Invasion Hit Parade

The liberation forces make movies of their own
Playing their Doors records and pretending to be stoned
Drowning out a broadcast that wasn't authorized
Incidentally, the revolution will be televised
With one head for business, another for good looks
Until they started arriving with their rubber aprons and their butcher's hooks

(chorus)

They're hunting us down here with Liberty's light
A handshaking double-talking procession of the mighty
Pursued by a T.V. crew and coming after them
A limousine of singing stars and their brotherhood anthem
The former dictator was impeccably behaved
They're mopping up all the stubborn ones who just refuse to be saved

(chorus)

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Our Little Angel: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Our_Little_Angel

“Our Little Angel”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdBXReI9TeI

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/02/22/episode-33-our-little-angel/

References:

Listen to episode 4 of Slow Drag with Remedy, “The Hangover This Morning Had a Personality,” a slow drag with the darling and frenetic, “The Big Light”: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/04-the-hangover-this-morning-had-a-personality/id1478037117?i=1000448878517

Which hand does the world wear their engagement rings: https://www.mytriorings.com/cultural-differences-wearing-bridal-rings-on-the-left-or-the-right-hand

“Vena Amoris,” or the vein of love: https://www.brides.com/story/why-are-wedding-rings-worn-on-left-hand

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Our Little Angel" Lyrics:

This is the place where I made my best mistakes
This is the place even angels don't understand
I've seen the disappointment in her face
And the collection of engagement rings on her right hand
She sits alone apart from the crowd
In a white dress she wears like a question mark
Friends speak of her fondly
Enemies just think out loud
You think you're man enough to please her
And you're fool enough to start
But you're not going to do a thing to our little angel
There's nothing you're thinking tonight that tomorrow won't change

Now the cabaret is frozen and the laughter comes in cans
And the lonely hearts club clientele don't know what to do with their hands
You think that you'll be sweet to her but everybody knows
That you're the marshmallow valentine that got stuck on her clothes
But you're not going to do a thing to our little angel
There's nothing you're thinking tonight that tomorrow won't change

So you mix your drinks and words
You make bad jokes you make bad time
The floors are there to walk over
The walls are there to climb
You swear that you'll never go back again once you're inside
But you're never the bridegroom she's always the bride
And you're not going to do a thing to our little angel
There's nothing you're thinking tonight that tomorrow won't change

You'll come in a sweetheart and you'll go out a stranger
Well you try to love her but she's so contrary
Like a chainsaw running through a dictionary
So get your mind off the sweet behind of our little angel
You're not going to do a thing
You're not going to do a thing
You're not going to do a thing to our little angel

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, I Almost Had a Weakness: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/I_Almost_Had_A_Weakness

“I Almost Had a Weakness”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITvtRUO2qPg

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/02/15/episode-32-i-almost-had-a-weakness/

References:

“Watch Your Step” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvgIbU-I7-M

Sour Grapes: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/sour+grapes

Aesop’s “The Fox and The Sour Grapes” Parable: https://fablesofaesop.com/the-fox-and-the-grapes.html

Listen to Episode 12 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “The Maddening Smile of La Giaconda”: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/12-the-maddening-smile-of-la-giaconda/id1478037117?i=1000453528993 for more from our appreciation of “The Juliet Letters”

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"I Almost Had a Weakness" Lyrics:

Thank you for the flowers
I threw them on the fire
And I burned the photographs that you had enclosed
God, they were ugly children
So you're that little bastard of that brother of mine
Trying to trick a poor old woman
'Til I almost had a weakness

Last week Cousin Florence bit your Uncle Joe
Hit him on the forehead with a knife and a fork
Said that he looked like the devil
Then she said... "pass the vinegar", I'm beginning to think
That I'm the only one who hasn't taken to the drinking of it
Though I almost had a weakness

It pains me to mention
These delicate concerns
But while I have to tolerate you family jewels
I really mustn't grumble
'Cause when I die, the cats and dogs will jump up and down
And you little swines will get nothing
Though I almost had a weakness

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, The Loved Ones: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Loved_Ones

“The Loved Ones”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G5RWMzuuY0

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/02/08/episode-31-the-loved-ones/

References:

30 Best Basslines: https://www.musicradar.com/news/the-30-best-basslines-of-all-time

“Stitched up” Idiom: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/stitch-up

@ElvisCostello tweets his own lyrics: https://twitter.com/ElvisCostello/status/898197736922783745

The meaning and origin of “the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker”: https://wordhistories.net/2018/11/17/butcher-baker-candlestickmaker/

Episode 14 of Slow Drag with Remedy: “Silly Beggars Can’t Be Choosers,” a slow drag with “Pidgin English,” also on “Imperial Bedroom”: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/14-silly-beggars-cant-be-choosers/id1478037117?i=1000455095065

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

Don't get smart or sarcastic
He snaps back just like elastic
Spare us the theatrics and the verbal gymnastics
We break wise guys just like matchsticks

What would the loved ones say

(Your pride and joy is all blown up)

What would the loved ones say

(The bride and boy are barely grown up)

You're not my particular poison
I've got nothing against you myself
You could have been a danger to the boys and girls
Now you're a danger to yourself

Chorus:
Oh what would the loved ones say
What would the loved ones say
Oh what would the loved ones say
What would the loved ones say

The ugly little dreams run 'round your bed
The ugly little scenes, you get the needle and no thread
They stitched you up this time
They said you'll do
Then bitch about your pretty face turning ugly on you

The butcher, baker and the bassline maker
Saying you can leave her I can take her
You spend your whole life like a minute or two later
One day its going to end sooner than greater

What would the loved ones say

(He'll be remembered young and pretty)

What would the loved ones say?

(Now he's a hit in every city)

Now there's a name well never forget
There's one born every minute or two
Don't pin a medal on me yet
They might be waiting for you

(Chorus)

PPS I LOVE YOU

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Peace in Our Time: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Peace_In_Our_Time

“Peace in Our Time”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xwgm_O1jh0

“Peace in Our Time” Solo live Performance w/ slightly different lyrics: https://youtu.be/AY_Lw53udq8 (extended version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dJH5IqUxrw )

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/02/02/episode-30-peace-in-our-time/

References:

Heston Aerodrome arrival of Neville Chamberlain: https://www.criticalpast.com/video/65675035713_Neville-Chamberlain_reads-the-paper_plane-lands-and-taxis_greeted-by-friends

Britain’s Gesture of Peace (1938) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGG9YT4YXuE

Britain’s Appeasement: https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/guides/ztydcwx/revision/1

Munich Agreement: https://www.britannica.com/event/Munich-Agreement

“Slow Drag with Remedy” Episode 6: “Don’t Let Them See You Crying that Way” https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/06-dont-let-them-see-you-crying-that-way/id1478037117?i=1000450193639 A slow drag with “Joe Porterhouse” from the same album, “Goodbye Cruel World.”

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Peace in Our Time" Lyrics:

Out of the airplane stepped Chamberlain with a condemned man's stare
But we all cheered wildly, a photograph was taken,
As he waved a piece of paper in the air
Now the Disco Machine lives in Munich and we are all friends
And I slip on my Italian dancing shoes as the evening descends

And the bells take their toll once again in victory chime
And we can thank God that we've finally got peace in our time

There's a man going round taking names no matter who you claim to be
As innocent as babies, a mad dog with rabies, you're still a part of some conspiracy
Meanwhile there's a light over the ocean burning brighter than the sun
And a man sits alone in a bar and says "Oh God, what have we done?"

And the bells take their toll once again in victory chime
And we can thank God that we've finally got peace in our time

They're lighting a bonfire upon every hilltop in the land (In England)
Just another tiny island invaded when he's got the whole world in his hands
And the Heavyweight Champion fights in the International Propaganda Star Wars
There's already one spaceman in the White House what do you want (the same one again) another one for?

And the bells take their toll once again in victory chime
And we can thank God that we've finally got peace in our time

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Men Called Uncle: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Men_Called_Uncle

“Men Called Uncle”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28I74ME2--4

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/01/26/episode-28-man-called-uncle/

References:

“Girls, Girls, Girls” Liner notes: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Girls_Girls_Girls_(1989)_liner_notes

Podchaser review page: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/slow-drag-with-remedy-910893

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So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Man Called Uncle" Lyrics:

Now there's newsprint all over your face
Well maybe that's why I can read you like a book
Just when I thought I was getting my tasty bite
I go and lose my appetite

Look at the men that you'd call uncle
They'd like to sink their teeth into you
For the pride and the pleasure
And the privilege of having you

If I say you're the one, do you think that I'm serious?
You get that kind of talk from older men
If I say I love you then I must be delirious
So why are you trying to put my temperature up again?

Look at the men that you'd call uncle
Having a heart attack round your ankles

When you wake up with X-rated eyes
When you wake up still shaking
How can I apologize
As you check your effects and check your reflection
I'm so affected in the face of your affection

Look at the men that you'd call uncle
Having a heart attack round your ankles

I could swear, I could promise that I'll always be true to you
But we may not live to be so old
I could even say I'm going to do something new to you
Now the girls I see just leave me cold

Look at the men that you call uncle...

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Needle_Time

“Needle Time” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldJnWS2gUBM

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/01/19/episode-27-needle-time/

References:

Elvis Costello Awarded O.B.E. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/elvis-costello-obe-queens-honors-services-to-music-845936/

Elvis Costello response to OBE https://www.elviscostello.com/#!/news/298460

Understanding the British Honors System & Knighthood: https://blog.eftours.com/tours/british-honours-system-knighthood

The Musicians’ Union: A History (1893 – 2013): https://www.muhistory.com/hang-the-dj-the-musicians-union-and-the-early-days-of-radio-1/

“Some Songs That Must Have Been Overlooked”:

Part one: “Oliver’s Army”

Part two: “Tramp the Dirt Down”

Part three: “Stick out your Tongue”

Part four: “Tokyo Storm Warning”

Part five: “New Lace Sleeves”

Part six: “Shipbuilding”

Ending with “and now a word from our sponsors” “Less Than Zero.”

“Cheap Reward” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FK4h3dazfw

“Cheap Reward” Lyric page http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Cheap_Reward

“Better out than in” idiom: https://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/45/messages/329.html

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Needle Time" Lyrics:

I wish that I didn't hate you
Least not as much as I do
And squander all my contempt for
A little nothing like you
Liars like you are ten-a-penny
Women would slap you, if you knew any
Sometimes I feel just like committing a crime

I've got this suitcase of phony wisdom to dispense
These twenty-seven or so years
How you'd think I would have made them some cents
Now they want me fingerprinted like I was smuggling drugs
While the government does deals with the most convenient thugs
Sometimes I feel just like committing a crime
It's Needle Time

It’s needle time

I'm trying not to despise you with a passion that's hard to extinguish
Or maybe I really love you although it's hard to distinguish
I wish I could be more like a saint is
Forgiving those who trespass against us
Sometimes I feel just like committing a crime

I started talking nonsense, just like I did to begin with
Around the time I tired of those sour English
Sometimes I feel just like committing a crime
It's Needle Time

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/You_Tripped_At_Every_Step

“You Tripped at Every Step” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEJEJ66Wyto

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/01/12/episode-26-you-tripped-at-every-step/

References:

“Why Do People Like Sad Songs?”: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/hot-thought/201507/why-do-people-sad-songs

Semantic Pointer Architecture: http://compneuro.uwaterloo.ca/research/spa/semantic-pointer-architecture.html

What is the Minor Third? Music Theory #20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO1pBNC8ggw

The descending Minor Third: Meagan Curtis explains the science of sad songs: http://archive.ttbook.org/book/meagen-curtis-science-sad-songs Music and speech (musical interval) Tufts Music Cognition Lab.

Journal Article: The Minor Third Communicates Sadness in Speech, Mirroring It’s Use in Music: http://ase.tufts.edu/psychology/music-cognition/pdfs/Curtis&Bharucha2010Emotion.pdf

Mud in your eye idiom: https://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/23/messages/344.html

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

Take your tiny feet out of your mother's shoes
Or there is going to be a terrible scene
It's not just the lipstick drawn on crooked
When they find how wicked we are
How wicked we have been
How I've been tempted
How you tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
How you tripped at every step

There's a merry tune that starts in "I" and ends in "You"
Like many famous pop songs do
And you would sing along with little tell-tale staggers
While balancing on daggers
Though they were killing you
You looked so deadly
As you tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
As you tripped at every step

And I would run to catch you
Anytime you call
Only you drank that potion
And went out of control
There's nothing to stop you
So how can you fall
Let me take your hand
Put down that frying pan

Darkness would become me
Underneath the table
As the fury raged around the house
Your despairing, treadless, angry, and unstable
You never suspected
Just as that cartoon mouse
Went undetected
So you tripped at every step

In another world of gin and cigarettes
Those cocktail cabinets put mud in your eye
Maybe that is why you find it hard to see me
And if you don't believe me
Before you start to cry
"Don't ever leave me"
As you start to lose your grip
(As you start losing your grip)
You will stumble and you slip
(And you will stumble and slip)
As you tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
As you tripped at every step

You tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
As you tripped at every
As you tripped at every
You tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
As you tripped at every
As you tripped at every step

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Crimes_Of_Paris

“Crimes of Paris” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97L6Ukrmrk4

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2020/01/04/episode-25-crimes-of-paris/

References:

Kurt Vonnegut quote regarding love: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/91604-if-somebody-says-i-love-you-to-me-i-feel

Hunter S. Thompson, the bats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC4nP9LA3T4

Duplicate lyrics, “Suffering Face” Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Suffering_Face

“Suffering Face”: https://www.megalyrics.net/elvis-costello/suffering-face

“Freytag’s Pyramid”: https://blog.reedsy.com/narrative-arc/

“Leave My Kitten Alone” liner notes: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Leave_My_Kitten_Alone

“Leave My Kitten Alone” EC cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVf0HMWmDvE

“Q” Magazine interview, “Kojak Variety” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/File:1995-06-00_Q_page_28.jpg

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Crimes in Paris" Lyrics:

I thought it was you with your optimist's view of the clock
And how it's always another day
Just after twelve o'clock's struck
Said "Now I only want you so I don't have to promise"
But tiny children in grown-up clothes whispered all the Crimes of Paris

Chorus:
You're not the girl next door or a girl from France
Or the cigarette-girl in the sizzle hot-pants
All the words of love seem cruel and crass
When you're tough and transparent as armored glass

You're an everywhere girl in an everyday mess
Who'll pay for the Crimes of Paris

I heard that you fell for the "Hell or to Hammersmith Blues"
In the tiny torn up pieces of his mind, he's irresistible too
It's hard to say now if he's only stupid or is smart
As he crawled through the door
And poured out more of his (weeping) creeping-Jesus heart

(Chorus)

And it's all here and now
She hits him with that paper-weight Eiffel Tower
And I tried to hold on to you, but I don't know how
And I find it hard to swallow good advice
Like going down three times to only come up twice
Come up twice

She's so convenient, he's always stiff as hair-lacquer
It's hard to discover now he's in love with her
It was her way of getting her own back

He never did anything she couldn't do on her own
You're as good as your word and that's no good to her
You'd better leave that kitten alone

(Chorus)

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Little_Atoms

“Two Little Hitlers” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Two_Little_Hitlers

“Two Little Hitlers” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkyMYl_u2H0

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/12/29/episode-24-two-little-hitler/

References:

https://singledatingdiva.com/2015/09/02/finding-the-ideal-partner-requires-selective-dating/

Grammy nomination surprise: https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/awards/8546756/elvis-costello-grammy-rule-change-nomination

Todd Rundgren cover of “Two Little Hitlers” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6cI_BNlBg

“Taste of Honey” “Boogie Oogie Oogie”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYWkG_DI5OE

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"Two Little Hitlers" Lyrics

Why are we racing to be so old?
I'm up late pacing the floor
I won't be told
You have your reservations
I'm bought and sold

I'll face the music
I'll face the facts
Even when we walk in polka dots and chequer slacks

Bowing and squawking
Running after titbits
Bobbing and squinting
Just like a nitwit

Two little Hitlers will fight it out until
One little Hitler does the other one's will
I will return
I will not burn

Down in the basement

I need my head examined
I need my eyes excited
I'd like to join the party
But I was not invited
You make a member of me
I'll be delighted

I wouldn't cry for lost souls, you might drown
Dirty words for dirty minds
Written in a toilet town

Dial me a Valentine
She's a smooth operator
It's all so calculated
She's got a calculator
She's my soft touch typewriter
And I'm the great dictator

Two little Hitlers will fight it out until
One little Hitler does the other one's will
I will return
I will not burn

A simple game of self-respect
You flick a switch and the world goes off
Nobody jumps as you expect
I would have thought you would have had enough by now

You call selective dating
For some effective mating
I thought I'd let you down, dear
But you were just deflating

I knew right from the start
We'd end up hating
Pictures of the merchandise
Plastered on the wall
We can look so long as we don't have to talk at all

You say you'll never know him
He's an unnatural man
He doesn't want your pleasure
He wants as no one can
He wants to know the names of
All those he's better than

Two little Hitlers will fight it out until
One little Hitler does the other one's will
I will return
I will not burn

I will return
I will not burn
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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Little_Atoms

“Little Atoms” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7OSkO1vG7I

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/12/21/episode-23-little-atoms/

References:

Rolling Stone review of “All This Useless Beauty” https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-album-reviews/all-this-useless-beauty-204765/

“All This Useless Beauty” review: https://www.allmusic.com/album/all-this-useless-beauty-mw0000173695

A “conceit”: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/conceit

Elvis Costello, “Little Atoms,” “Larry Sanders”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unpbrKHtSSE

1 Corinthians 13: http://web.mit.edu/jywang/www/cef/Bible/NIV/NIV_Bible/1COR+13.html

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"Little Atoms" Lyrics by Elvis Costello:

I arose and Marigold lay down with Curious Iris
Cherry gave to Victor her prudence and her virus
For the sake of purity I can recall the time and place
Between Wisdom and Murder she gave up her immaculate face

(Chorus:)
My poor belated chastity fell foul of grown up games,
With false and lovely modesty
I can recall the names I'll miss
In the particle of me that cares for this
I betrayed those little atoms with a kiss

Patience has her virtue still
but every grace must have its price
I through some felicity may spin a tale of constant vice
I took my better nature out, drowned it in the babbling stream
Took the blossom of my youth and blew it all to smithereens

(Repeat Chorus)

And if you still don't like my song / then you can just go to hell
I don't care if I'm right or wrong / or if my typewriter can spell
But I cannot promise you I've said "Goodbye" to childish things
There's still some pretty insults left and such sport in threatening

(Repeat Chorus)

And for the sake of clarity
They are "Faith", "Hope", and "Charity"
In the particle of me that cares for this
I betrayed those little atoms with a kiss

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Waiting_For_The_End_Of_The_World

“Waiting for the End of the World”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgIR3GU_5sw

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/12/15/episode-22-waiting-for-the-end-of-the-world/

References:

To have “agency” https://www.basicknowledge101.com/pdf/Agency%20(philosophy).pdf “The capacity of an entity…to act in any given environment.”

“A Bunch of Stiff Records” contractual band name: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/A_Bunch_Of_Stiff_Records

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"Waiting for the End of the World" lyrics:

The man from the television crawled into the train
I wonder who he's gonna stick it in this time
Everyone was looking for a little entertainment
So they'll probably pull his hands off when they find out his name
And then they shut down the power all along the line
And we got stuck in the tunnel where no lights shine
They got to touching all the girls who were too scared to call out
Nobody was saying anything at all

We were waiting for the end of the world
Waiting for the end of the world
Waiting for the end of the world
Dear Lord, I sincerely hope you're coming
'cause you've really started something

Things got back to normal as the train began to roll again
We got to the station about twenty minutes later
The legendary hitchhiker says that he knows where it's at
Now he'd like to go to Spain or somewhere like that
With his two-tone Bible and his funny cigarettes,
His suntan lotion and his castanets

He was waiting for the end of the world
Waiting for the end of the world
Waiting for the end of the world
Dear Lord, I sincerely hope you're coming
'cause you've really started something

And then the bride, the groom, the congregation and the priest
All got onto the train when we were three stations east, yeah
Hiding from a scandal in the national press
They had been trying to get married since they stole the wedding dress
You may see them drowning as you stroll along the beach
But don't throw out the lifeline till they're clean out of reach

Waiting for the end of the world
Waiting for the end of the world
Waiting for the end of the world
Waiting for the end of the world

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/My_Mood_Swings

“My Mood Swings”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzJo3rS9sOE

“I’ll Never Fall in Love Again” Austin Powers 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sbNQoGwXGg

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/12/07/episode-20-my-mood-swings/

References:

Elvis Costello Grammy nominations and wins: https://www.grammy.com/grammys/artists/elvis-costello

“God Give Me Strength” live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrcNnIV6FV8

“God Give Me Strength” Kristen Vigard version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvKN7MS_9w

Burt Bacharach in rehearsal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON0moJR_JnE

Cultural Icon Definition, a radical view: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VUZUGIWV5Q

Marshmallow pronunciation: American and English: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/marshmallow

“Imperial Bedroom” lyrics: http://www.elviscostello.info/disc/official/ib/ib_mini_inner_2.jpg

“Barney Bubbles” https://nostalgiacentral.com/pop-culture/people/barney-bubbles/

https://daily.redbullmusicacademy.com/2015/03/barney-bubbles-feature

“In Search of Barney Bubbles” (available on BBC Sounds) https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/b018wh7h

http://www.eyemagazine.com/review/article/what-a-genius

“The Big Lebowski” Soundtrack: https://open.spotify.com/album/7Hz6IKNVi0Rlqpa2PLdAG2

Letterkenny, “To be fair” compliation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv7jcciKB_s

How Are Ya Now? Podcast https://howareyanowpod.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Living_In_Paradise

“Living in Paradise”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6cA9jniTO8

“Living in Paradise” early version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2uoByQlnK0

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/12/01/episode-20-living-in-paradise/

References:

Concert Review, “Creative Loafing: Tampa Bay” by Eric Snider https://www.cltampa.com/music/reviews/article/21096905/elvis-costello-gives-hardcore-fans-the-goods-at-st-petes-mahaffey-theater

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Chemistry_Class

“Chemistry Class”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6QABOVXkFk

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/11/25/episode-19-the-breath-that-i-waste/

References:

“I’d Rather Be Thin than Famous”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKhqBejt0NA

A big, big thank you to Chris Novembrino @ChrisNovembrino for giving us a shout out on his fantastic and much needed podcast, Don't Worry about the Government, http://dontworry.tv Please give him a listen and a review.

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“Luxembourg” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA7XqnHMIwQ

“Seven O’clock” demo: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Seven_O%27Clock

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Luxembourg

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/11/20/episode-18-rowdiest-but-slightest/

YouTube version w/ lyrics: https://youtu.be/heeY3UzX9GU

References:

Serve two masters idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/serve+two+masters

Dog’s dinner idiom: https://www.thefreedictionary.com/dog%27s+dinner

It’s a dog’s life idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/it%27s+a+dog%27s+life

Butter wouldn’t melt idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/butter+wouldn%27t+melt+(in+(one%27s)+mouth)

Luxembourg info: https://www.britannica.com/place/Luxembourg/Demographic-trends

Look daggers at idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/look+daggers+at

Send to Coventry slang: https://www.historyrevealed.com/eras/stuarts/why-do-we-say-send-someone-to-coventry/

Mark Twain Didn’t Say It: https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/05/mark-twain-didnt-say-thing-about-obituaries/350238/

EC’s long hair in “The Other Side of Summer”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww0hN-puTdA

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“Bedlam” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DipIDbymOj8

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Bedlam

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/11/16/episode-17-the-quickening-art/

References:

“Bedlam” etymology: https://historicengland.org.uk/research/inclusive-heritage/disability-history/1050-1485/from-bethlehem-to-bedlam/

How Bedlam became “a palace for lunatics” http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20161213-how-bedlam-became-a-palace-for-lunatics

1601 Relief of the Poor Act: http://www.victorianweb.org/history/poorlaw/elizpl.html

1989 “Veronica” with intro and outro from E.C. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zifeVbK8b-g

Mr. Costello’s Personal Reasons for Alzheimer’s PSA:

Music and Memory https://musicandmemory.org

“Alive Inside” Trailer: http://www.aliveinside.us/#land

“Alive Inside” full movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7GF7_xyeH8

The quickening art VPR piece: https://www.vpr.org/post/timeline-music-and-memory-quickening-art#stream/0

Oliver Sacks’ description of Kant’s “quickening art”: https://academic.oup.com/gerontologist/article/53/1/175/618359

Malcolm Gladwell’s “Revisionist History” Season 1, episode 7, “Hallelujah”: http://revisionisthistory.com/episodes/07-hallelujah

“The Deportees Club” (original) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf2RKMXjrMI

“The Deportees Club (re-release) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIzTXbixEaQ

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“Bedlam” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DipIDbymOj8

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Bedlam

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/11/10/episode-16-bedlam/

YouTube Visual Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDJm-6rDJ2k

References:

“Bedlam” etymology: https://historicengland.org.uk/research/inclusive-heritage/disability-history/1050-1485/from-bethlehem-to-bedlam/

How Bedlam became “a palace for lunatics” http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20161213-how-bedlam-became-a-palace-for-lunatics

St. Francis of Assisi: https://www.earthday.org/2016/10/06/patron-saint-animals-ecology/

1977 “Life Goes On” The Kinks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7eg30GvV9E

Elvis Costello 1991 version of The Kink’s 1969 “Days” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmivtDdL-Fo

Britain’s favorite song, “Jerusalem” https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5980126/jerusalem-lyrics-national-anthem-england-hymn-meaning/

“Jerusalem” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoJqhoBUT14

“Jerusalem” version w/ William Blake’s lyrics subtitled https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

Thirty pieces of silver: http://www.theology-centre.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Thirty_pieces_of_silver.pdf

Jake in Notts twitter: @jake_in_notts

Jerri Williams’ podcast and books: https://jerriwilliams.com/podcast-2/

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“Riot Act” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO3-ci_1ERI

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Riot_Act

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/11/03/episode-15-riot-act/

References:

YouTube version w/ lyrics: https://youtu.be/1AvTjrEUt5w

Riot Act: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/8142/8142-h/8142-h.htm

Revenge and guilt: https://www.treblezine.com/35781-revenge-and-guilt-elvis-costellos-my-aim-is-true-at-40/

Rod Stewart Axes Old Songs: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10122753/sir-rod-stewart-me-too-movement/

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Pidgin_English

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/10/27/episode-14-pidgin-english/

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

References:

YouTube Version w/ Lyrics: https://youtu.be/I-MphF3ARTU

“Pidgin English”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTnnDqcsdXw

The Great Vowel Shift: https://www.thehistoryofenglish.com/history_early_modern.html

Norman Conquest of 1066: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9606163/In-everything-we-say-there-is-an-echo-of-1066.html

Great vowel shift: https://www.thehistoryofenglish.com/history_early_modern.html

Examples of Grimm’s Law in English: https://www.jpetrie.net/examples-of-grimms-law-in-english/

44 English Phonemes: https://www.dyslexia-reading-well.com/44-phonemes-in-english.html

Graphemes: http://www.speechlanguage-resources.com/support-files/soundstographemesguide2.pdf

Lingua Franca to Pidgin to Creole: http://www.differencebetween.net/language/the-difference-between-pidgin-and-lingua-franca/

Grice’s maxims: https://www.lancaster.ac.uk/fass/projects/stylistics/topic12/14cp1.htm

Pidgin word etymology: https://www.etymonline.com/word/pidgin

Rolling Stone Review of “Imperial Bedroom”: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-album-reviews/imperial-bedroom-117931/

Slanging Match meaning: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/slanging-match

“Many Hands Make Light Work,” John Heyward’s idiom: John Heywood Quotes. (n.d.). BrainyQuote.com. Retrieved October 26, 2019, from BrainyQuote.com Web site: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/john_heywood_158880

“A change is as good as a rest” definition: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/a-change-is-as-good-as-a-rest

“Love Letters” “throwaway kiss” mention: https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=hn0oAwAAQBAJ&pg=PT293&lpg=PT293&dq=%22throwaway+kiss%22&source=bl&ots=72fti9sMam&sig=ACfU3U1IRbQB0dVq0bXNqfBWHJ5C1NnAEQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiZmuLB_brlAhWEQxUIHRK8BFwQ6AEwC3oECAgQAQ#v=onepage&q=%22throwaway%20kiss%22&f=false

Hunting down who coined “writing about music is like dancing about architecture”: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/11/08/writing-about-music/

Squeeze, “”Hourglass”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM3PWVDzlfQ

“Post Truth” Society OED word of the year, 2016: https://www.hau.gr/?i=culture.en.past_event.5196

Virginia Woolf quote: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/426030-it-is-a-thousand-pities-never-to-say-what-one

Rod Stewart Axes Old Songs: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10122753/sir-rod-stewart-me-too-movement/

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Stripping Paper” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Stripping_Paper

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/10/20/episode-13-stripping-paper/

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

References:

“Stripping Paper” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJWckSvZC94

“Shatterproof” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt0bXvzwa-M

Rococo style: https://allthatsinteresting.com/rococo-art-movement

More about the Slow Drag dance origins: https://bluesjazzbookclub.com/2018/09/01/a-landscape-of-slow-drag/

Sloe gin: https://sipsmith.com/exploring-the-history-of-sloe-gin/

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"Damnation's Cellar": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mMIP8WCf_w

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Damnation’s Cellar” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Damnation%27s_Cellar

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/10/15/episode-12-damnations-cellar/

References:

“Damnation’s Cellar” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mMIP8WCf_w

People write to Juliet Caplet: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Juliet_Letters_(1993)_liner_notes

Rhyme Scheme: https://www.creative-writing-now.com/rhyme-schemes.html

https://literarydevices.net/rhyme-scheme/

Thank you to Comeron Mazafair @world_on_a_wire for his help with linguistic terminology.

Punter slang definition: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/punter

Mona Lisa’s Last Name (sometimes questioned) https://www.wga.hu/html_m/l/leonardo/04/1monali.html

English Triple Crown: https://www.britannica.com/sports/Triple-Crown-British-horse-racing

Nijinsky, the crowd favorite triple crown winner: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/racing/greatest-derby-winners/nijinsky-epsom-1970-profile/

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"Damnation's Cellar" Lyrics:

Did anybody notice, over marmalade and eggs
In between the Princess' legs
What with wars and floods and beggars
Not to mention stocks and shares
Well, if you have a moment to spare
Can you write and reassure me that I have seen
That they're constructing a time machine
There will be no need for the obituary pages
We can have any hero from the bygone ages
'Til the truth emerges, an argument rages

The major and the minor turn from tallow into tar
Should we leave them in their place down in damnation's cellar?

When any form of deity that you might enjoy
Can be conjured with a test-tube and a flame
If it's out there then science can explain it
Or at least remove the blame
And if there is anyone you'd like to see again
Then speak up quickly
Send us back Da Vinci then we don't have to ponder
The maddening smile of "La Giaconda"
The critics say Nijinsky, the dancer, of course
While the punters would probably prefer the horse
You'll find it's quicker than history, cheaper than divorce

The major and the minor turn from tallow into tar
Should we leave them in their place down in damnation's cellar?

Bring back Liberace or Ollie and Stan
Shakespeare will have to wait his turn
Elvis Presley and Puccini shall return
I suppose we live and learn
Though it's hard to believe as we cheerfully burn
It's curious
Some will call for justice, there are murders to solve
What about Hitler? Or at least Lee Harvey Oswald
Give us this day and everything we squander
Anyone beautiful, somebody blonder
They'll never please mankind, so lie back and enjoy it
Stop press: They've just decided to destroy it

The major and the minor turn from tallow into tar
Should we leave them in their place down in damnation's cellar?

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Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/10/09/episode-11-king-of-thieves/

References:

“King of Thieves”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwDHBDT07iU

“The Bridge I Burned”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGhlUBtY8_I

A bit more about Marsilio Ficino: https://www.iep.utm.edu/ficino/

“The Most Terrible Time in my Life…Ends Thursday”: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=remedy+robinson&qid=1568499321&sr=8-3

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"King of Thieves" Lyrics:

I had forgotten all about "The Case Of The Three Pins"
They said I must be cracked
Until the brown paper parcel landed on my welcome mat
Even the pretty secretaries who wouldn't even let me hang my hat
All recognize my handwriting
And return to sender as a matter of fact

If I were you I'd change my name again
They don't care what they do to you, believe me
This is the coronation of the King of Thieves
His occupation is the King of Thieves
He can steal more than you can save
You can take him on, but you're not that brave

I'll tell your fortune in a minute or two
I might even tell you what comes next
The moguls want a human sacrifice
And look at that girl - young, hungry and perplexed
They took away the best years of her life
Ah, but it's all in good fun
And if you kept your nose clean
You can laugh now at the caring things they've done

If I were you I'd change my name again
They don't care what they do to you, believe me
This is the coronation of the King of Thieves
His occupation is the King of Thieves
He can steal more than you can save
You can take him on, but you're not that brave

I'll write this story down, but you'll never guess the final twist
Blow the whistle on the whole design
As they find my name on that fatal mailing list

I hear the clatter of a typewriter
Another rookie eating up the reams
I think it's time to put my feet under the desk
And place my mark on another man's dreams

If I were you I'd change my name again
They don't care what they do to you, believe me
This is the coronation of the King of Thieves
His occupation is the King of Thieves
He can steal more than you can save
You can take him on, but you're not that brave

This is the coronation of the King of Thieves
And look at that girl, look at that girl
Look at that girl, look at that girl
Look at that girl

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Let Him Dangle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-vtA-k2QUU

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: "Let Him Dangle": http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Let_Him_Dangle

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/10/05/episode-10-let-him-dangle/

References:

A learning journal that cites Ben Franklin: https://wiki.auckland.ac.nz/display/MGMT300/A+man+convinced+against+his+will%2C+is+of+the+same+opinion+still

Benjamin Franklin misquotes from the Franklin institute blog: https://www.fi.edu/benjamin-franklin/7-things-benjamin-franklin-never-said

Why it’s a waste of time trying to determine who said “a man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still”: https://quotationcelebration.wordpress.com/2017/02/20/a-man-convinced-against-his-will-is-of-the-same-opinion-still-unknown/

Hunting down who coined “writing about music is like dancing about architecture”: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/11/08/writing-about-music/

Derek Bentley, “A Victim of British Justice?” http://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/bentley.html

UK Bentley case breakthrough: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/24208.stm

Craig’s Relief at Bentley’s Posthumous Pardon: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/142351.stm

Newsnight – Derek Bentley #1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiy6Dx8DvBw

Linguistic ambiguity: http://michealaxelsen.com/blog/?p=347

Syntactic Ambiguity: https://www.thoughtco.com/syntactic-ambiguity-grammar-1692179

Britain’s last executions: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/13/britain-last-executions-hanging-criminals-low-key

Derek Bentley’s Headstone: http://veryverybritish.blogspot.com/2014/06/derek-bentley.html

“Let Him Have It” Film Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7kjmN2SFGo

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Let Him Dangle" Lyrics:

Bentley said to Craig, "Let him have it, Chris"
They still don't know today just what he meant by this
Craig fired the pistol, but was too young to swing
So the police took Bentley and the very next thing
Let him dangle, let him dangle
Let him dangle, let him dangle

Bentley had surrendered, he was under arrest
When he gave Chris Craig that fatal request
Craig shot Sidney Miles, he took Bentley's word
The prosecution claimed as they charged them with murder
Let him dangle, let him dangle
Let him dangle, let him dangle

They say Derek Bentley was easily led
Well what's that to the woman that Sidney Miles wed?
Though guilty was the verdict, and Craig had shot him dead
The gallows were for Bentley and still she never said
Let him dangle, let him dangle
Let him dangle, let him dangle

Well, it's hard to imagine it's the times that have changed
When there's a murder in the kitchen that is brutal and strange
If killing anybody is a terrible crime
Why does this bloodthirsty chorus come 'round from time to time?
Let him dangle

Not many people thought that Bentley would hang
But the word never came, the phone never rang
Outside Wandsworth Prison there was horror and hate
As the hangman shook Bentley's hand to calculate his weight
Let him dangle, let him dangle
Let him dangle, let him dangle

Well, it's hard to imagine it's the times that have changed
When there's a murder in the kitchen that is brutal and strange
If killing anybody is a terrible crime
Why does this bloodthirsty chorus come 'round from time to time?
Let him dangle

From a welfare state to society murder
"Bring back the noose" is always heard
Whenever those swine are under attack
But it won't make you even, it won't bring him back
Let him dangle, let him dangle
Let him dangle, let him dangle

Let him dangle, let him dangle
Let him dangle, let him dangle
String him up...

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Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/09/29/episode-09-all-this-useless-beauty/

References:

“All this Useless Beauty”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrDC4EYmgYs

Elvis Costello Wiki Reference: "All This Useless Beauty": http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/All_This_Useless_Beauty_(song)

“All This Useless Beauty” June Tabor version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX1cnBPXT38

Bechdel Test Movie List: https://bechdeltest.com

Bechdel Test Original comic strip:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1gAF_bCo_4Y/TexG3UuxAMI/AAAAAAAAAsk/1RnUFtjHXOw/s1600/The+Bechdel+Test.jpg

Bechdel Test for music: https://urge.org/the-bechdel-test-for-music/

Shall vs. Will: https://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_confused/shall_will.htm

The Mystery of Mary Magdalene: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p016qd9z

Quote about being a club member, Groucho Marx: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/groucho_marx_122546

The Hellenistic Period: https://www.ancient.eu/Hellenistic_Period/

Elvis Costello Rock and Roll Hall of Fame speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFObHCqccVk

Madonna and Whore Dichotomy: https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2018-04940-001

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"All This Useless Beauty" Lyrics:

http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/All_This_Useless_Beauty_(song)

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“20% Amnesia”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ljVEbHw2mg

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource Page: "20% Amnesia": http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/20%25_Amnesia

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/09/26/episode-08-20-amnesia/

References:

Strip Jack Naked: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/nov/22/rules-card-games-beggar-neighbour

“Beggar My Neighbour” Marc. M. Paulhus. Source:
The American Mathematical Monthly, Vol. 106, No. 2 (Feb., 1999), pp. 162-165
Published by: Taylor & Francis, Ltd. on behalf of the Mathematical Association of America https://www.jstor.org/stable/2589054

Boot Boy definition and examples from the Cambridge dictionary: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/boot-boy

A Hundred Years of Windsors but Still the Queen is partly German: https://www.ft.com/content/b80a9dde-f1f0-11e6-95ee-f14e55513608

Tramp the Dirt Down: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Tramp_The_Dirt_Down

How to Be Dumb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q7sFEe_H-o

Rich Hall QI quote: https://www.quotes.net/mquote/833502

The difference between destiny and destination: https://wikidiff.com/destination/destiny

Elvis Costello continues to sing “Tramp the Dirt Down” https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/tramp-the-dirt-down-elvis-costello-defends-decision-to-continue-singing-anti-thatcher-songs-8706270.html

Glastonbury Festival 2013 “Tramp the Dirt Down” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaZ8PormR1w

Gorbachev and Cinderella and Major: https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bs-xpm-1991-07-17-1991198031-story.html

Pick up the phone! (90s adult sex chat line ad): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKdlb5yv5xo

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"20% Amnesia" Lyrics

"What is your destiny?" the policewoman said
20% amnesia
The word that she wanted was "destination," I'm afraid
20% amnesia
This is your future boy, this is your fate
20% amnesia
And you're obsolete and they can't afford to educate you
20% amnesia

In his bed-time boot-boy jersey
Ringing up some fantasy tart
Give me strength or give me mercy
Life intimidates art

Give me strength or give me mercy
Don't let me lose heart
From rage to anaesthesia
20% amnesia

Were you passed out on the sofa?
20% amnesia
While justice was bartered by a drunken oaf?
20% amnesia
This is all your glorious country thinks of your life
20% amnesia
Strip-jack-naked with a Stanley knife
20% amnesia

So the German Queen went home again
But she couldn't find forgiveness
They made a fist of the hand of friendship
But it's only business

Give me strength or give me mercy
Don't let me lose heart
From rage to anaesthesia
20% amnesia

The wine you drink has never seen a grape
And now your sci-fi suit has lost its shape
But its a dangerous game that comedy plays
Sometimes it tells you the truth
Sometimes it delays it

Think back, think back if you still can
When the trumpet sounded and the world began
Somebody said "We must have won"
So they started burying the bogeyman

Mister Gorbachev came cap in hand
20% amnesia
From a bankrupt land to a bankrupt land
20% amnesia
Mister Gorbachev and some other fella
20% amnesia
Were taken to a show called "Cinderella"
20% amnesia
It wasn't an accident, it wasn't a mystery
20% amnesia
It was calculated and the rest is history
20% amnesia

You don't have to listen to me
That's the triumph of free will
When there are promises to break
And dreams to kill

Give me strength or give me mercy
Don't let me lose heart
From rage to anaesthesia
20% amnesia

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“No Hiding Place”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW8LSU7NcOc

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/09/21/episode-07-no-hiding-place/

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Reference Page: "No Hiding Place" http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/No_Hiding_Place

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

“Big Sister’s Clothes”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3wPnwq5Ww8

Momofuku name and restaurant history: https://momofuku.com/our-company/team/

Burning hair off video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdVuSvZOqXM

Thank you, Dylan Taylor, for the stellar voice work:

Please visit EndeavourFM website: http://www.endeavourfm.co.uk/#

Dylan’s Twitter: @mrdpa Please say hello.

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"No Hiding Place" Lyrics

In the not very distant future
When everything will be free
There won't be any cute secrets
Let alone any novelty

You can say anything you want to
In your fetching cloak of anonymity
Are you feeling out of breath now?
In your desperate pursuit of infamy

Two lovers rocking up and down
In an elevator
15 minutes later
They'll make a killing in the market
They know how to work it
On that close circuit
My, my, it's a terrible disgrace
You'll find these days that there's
No Hiding Place

How proud you are
You got the knack
Of howling in a vacuum
Whatever I said about you
I didn't say it behind your back

I paid for my immortal sins
I know the enemy within you
As it seems these days
There is no hiding place

Next time someone wants to hurt you
Or set alight your effigy
Don't call on me to help you out
Don't come crying to me for sympathy
You stay there with your daubs and scratches
While I summon up the red machine
I'll be handing somebody matches
And carrying a can of kerosene

Walk up to me
And say what you said
Let's see how brave you are
When I'm about this far

You sit in judgment and bitch
Well, baby that's rich
You're nothing but a snitch

My, my, it's a terrible disgrace
My, my, it's a terrible disgrace
My, my, it's a terrible disgrace
You'll find these days that there's
No Hiding Place

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“Joe Porterhouse”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xTQXzVUyxA

Elvis Costello Wiki Reference page, "Joe Porterhouse": http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Joe_Porterhouse

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/09/18/episode-06-joe-porterhouse/

References:

“Under Lime”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMKkQtH75R8

Catch a tiger by the tail meaning: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/catch+a+tiger+by+the+tail

Universal Grammar: https://www.quora.com/What-does-Noam-Chomsky-mean-by-recursion

“Valley of Tears” Buddy Holly Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdBoFm2SihI

Music Boxes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Od_5VIiRVg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uHSIkHW860

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Joe Porterhouse" Lyrics

The children sit upon the stairs
High above a valley of tears
Don't let them see you crying that way, oh no

Oh no, Joe Porterhouse is not gone forever
He'll be back another day
Don't let them see you crying that way

Chorus:
Please don't wake him let him sleep
It's a moment she can keep
Like an old bus ticket or a photograph
Resting on the mantlepiece
While for the wicked, there is no peace
She says it's not his time to go
Why we were nearly lovers years ago
Now what is left for me
Among the broken branches of the family tree

Heart like an anchor, arms like cable
He stood all alone on an iron turntable
Don't let them see you crying that way, oh no

The sun beats down, it's cracking the flags
Boys who should know better are stamping out fags
Don't let them see you laughing that way

(Chorus)

Oh no, Joe Porterhouse is not gone forever
He'll be back another day
Don't let them see you crying that way

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“Georgie and Her Rival”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNg2KGRKu8I

Elvis Costello Wiki Reference: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Georgie_And_Her_Rival

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/09/10/episode-five-georgie-and-her-rival/

References:

“Mighty Lak’ a Rose”: https://songofamerica.net/song/mighty-lak-a-rose/

Muppet Fan site illustration: https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Mighty_Lak%27_a_Rose

A Petula Clark interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA6tZeX5PKo

Podcast suggestion: Down in the Hole, a Tom Waits Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/down-in-the-hole/id1040064262

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Until next time, adieu my little ballyhoo.

"Georgie and Her Rival" Lyrics

Georgie grew to hate her name, it sounded like a tiny man
And the one she had said "I can't see you, but I'll call you whenever I can"
Sometimes the phone would ring, when she was half-asleep
A voice would drag her down with its suggestions
Though she often felt cheated, she never felt cheap

(chorus):
Well heaven knows what fills the heart
And makes you feel so alive
It's impossible to tear apart
Georgie and her rival

It was half-past February, and he hadn't called since New Year's Day
Maybe he'd found another woman to say those words no chapel girl should say
Her mother would phone and always keep her talking
She'd try to be polite, making faces
But somewhere in the back of her mind, her rival was stalking

(chorus)

Her rival would always wait till the eighth or ninth bell
He'd be desperate anyway and drunk as well
She always liked to hurt him to prove he was prepared
To love her anyway that she wanted
So she could tell which she preferred

He sat up with his address book trying to think what mood he's in
His finger traced past Georgie's name to someone who needed less persuading
She didn't hear through her disguise, he didn't leave her in a rush
Just like the promise that he left on her machine that almost made her blush
The radio plays a lover's symphony
"The number you have dialed has been re-directed"
Now she puts him on the speaker-phone whenever she has company

(chorus)

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“The Big Light”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tU_Nhu0Hf8

Elvis Costello Wiki Reference: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Big_Light

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/09/07/episode-four-the-big-light/

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

References:

Huffington Post article about passion projects: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/why-you-should-start-a-passion-project_b_9276604

Google Ngram Viewer: https://books.google.com/ngrams

Johnny Cash version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWB0lF8Gptk

“Alison”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9GlC9GyF4Y

The definition of a “ditty” https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/ditty

“Ironic Repetition” explained: http://www.robertleonardassociates.com/PDF/ForensicLinguistics_Applying-Scientific-Principles.pdf

The extensive, accurate, up to date, useful Elvis Costello Wiki page: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

EC’s version of “Tonight…” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyxVahBPYts

Merle Haggard’s version of “Tonight…”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVq27glkY_A

“The Deliver Man” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fnaa-Rf3RY

“Are the Good Time Really Over” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS7GGpMkRTo

So, until next time, adieu, my little ballyhoo.

"The Big Light" Lyrics:

Well I had a little feeling to have a big night
And I woke up feeling small and not so brave and not quite right
I had to face the who am I and where is she and what did I do
But worst of all I had to face the big light

Chorus:The big light came through my window and it opened up my eyelids
And it snapped them up like roller blinds and told me things that I did
I can't face another day and night of good ideas and complications
And I'm thankful that I didn't open another bottle of inspiration

When the hangover this morning had a personality
And I cast my shattered mind over selected memories
I didn't even touch the light switch so I knew I'd never see
The Haggard face that would be staring back at me

(Chorus)
Well I had a little feeling to have a big time
And I woke up to alarm bells like a big church chime
I had to face the who am I and who is she and what did I do
But worst of all I had to face the big light

(Chorus)
Oh when it’s time to go out and have a big night
Sooner or later you’ve got to face the big light

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Church Underground: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFDk4OaSRJg

Elvis Costello Wiki Reference page: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Church_Underground

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/09/04/episode-three-a-slow-drag-with-church-underground/

References:

“The Tribute to Leonard Cohen Concert, November 2017: https://consequenceofsound.net/2017/11/sting-lana-del-rey-elvis-costello-and-many-more-perform-in-tribute-to-leonard-cohen-in-montreal-11-6/

The first moving picture and the history of its inventor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqfCmQtrTcE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmuo45NR6qE

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Eadweard-Muybridge

https://www.britannica.com/art/history-of-the-motion-picture/Post-World-War-I-European-cinema

Atlas Obscura “Taxi Dancers” article: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/why-men-in-the-1920s-paid-women-for-spins-around-the-dance-hall

The history of Prohibition: https://www.history.com/topics/roaring-twenties/prohibition

The concept of Purgatory: https://www.britannica.com/topic/purgatory-Roman-Catholicism

The video of Dorothy and her pals getting ready to see the Wizard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur7GnxTkS-M

The blog post with the “New International Version” of Hebrews 11:36-38 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur7GnxTkS-M

The “English Standard Version” passage of Hebrews 11:36-38 https://biblia.com/bible/esv/Heb%2011.36–38

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Companion Blog: https://wordpress.com/block-editor/post/slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/44

References:

“Alibi”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1kqc7V6Vn8&list=RDg1kqc7V6Vn8&start_radio=1

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, "Alibi": http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Alibi

The Gwendolyn Letters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQieshbrzpI

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Alibi" Lyrics:

You did it 'cos you wanted
Alibi, alibi
And you took it
'Cos you need it
Alibi, alibi

But if I've done something wrong there's no "ifs and buts"
'Cos I love you just as much as I hate your guts
Alibi, alibi, alibi…

And you don't need anybody
Alibi, alibi
But you are the only one who knows this
Alibi, alibi
You deserve it 'cos you're special
Alibi, alibi
Maybe Jesus wants you for a sunbeam
Alibi, alibi

But if I've left something out
I apologise
But if you look in my eyes
Then I'm sure you'll see…
Alibis, alibis, alibis…

Sometimes I'm so forgiving
Everything seems bad to me
But I can't go on living
With this alibi, alibi, alibi…

"Insane," what a mundane
Alibi, alibi
And you only wanted to be famous
Alibi, alibi
Sorry, but your mummy doesn't love you
Alibi, alibi
Stop me if you've heard this…
Alibi, alibi

But if I've done something right then don't be surprised
There are soldiers who will kill but refuse to die
But if I've done something wrong there's no "ifs and buts"
'Cos I love you just as much as I hate your guts
Alibi, alibi, alibi, alibi…

You were weak…
You couldn't help it
Alibi, alibi
But you never had a pony
Alibi, alibi

(chorus)

And you're such a people person
Alibi, alibi
And I will be true to you forever
Alibi, alibi
But you're stupid and you're lazy
Alibi, alibi
Maybe we can make the future better
Alibi, alibi

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Sometimes I'm so forgiving
Everything seems bad to me
But I can't go on living
With this alibi, alibi, alibi…

You were happy when you were poor
And more honest and that's your…
Alibi, alibi
Sister is a whore, brother isn't sure
Alibi, alibi
You don't fit the body that you're trapped in
Alibi, alibi
Papa's got a brand new
Alibi, alibi

But if I've done something wrong there's no "ifs and buts"
'Cos I love you just as much as I hate your guts
But if I've left something out
I apologise
But if you look in my eyes
Then I'm sure you'll see…
Alibis, alibis, alibis…

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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Poor Napoleon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIh_O7rksgw

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/08/27/episode-one-poor-napoleon/

References:

Reduction to absurdity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikjkCi_DhC8

Magic Fingers: https://www.retrothing.com/2007/06/magic_fingers_v.html

Corpse Factory: https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/the-corpse-factory.html

The "hardest cut": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd3-HakNEGM&vl=en

Eggcorns: https://grammarist.com/mondegreens/

Title dispute: https://www.stereogum.com/693/napoleon_dynamite_vs_elvis_costello/news/

Pomeranian reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjN5q9Ixen4

Weekly Podcast Recommendation: History of the 90s https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/history-of-the-90s/id1201927184

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Poor Napoleon" Lyrics:

I can't lie on this bed anymore, it burns my skin
You can take the truthful things you've said to me
And fit them on the head of a pin

Poor Napoleon

You always look so disappointed when I take my stockings off
Don't you know the facts of life, boy
Don't you know what these things cost
She was selling stolen kisses to traveling salesmen and minstrel singers
You put a penny in the slot
She called you her Magic Fingers

Poor Napoleon

I bet she isn't all that's advertised
I bet that isn't all she fakes
Just like that place where they take your spine
And turn it into soapflakes

Bare wires from the socket to the bed where you embrace that girl
Did you ever think there's far too many people in the world?
One day they'll probably make a movie out of all of this
There won't even have to be a murder just a slow dissolving kiss

Poor Napoleon

So good night, little school boy, you'd better learn some self control
Did you mess up your hairstyle, pour scorn in your begging bowl

Poor Napoleon

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I’ve had a 30-year love affair with the masterful poetry of Elvis Costello. Song by song, this is an appreciation of a peerless poet whose words continue to confound and continue to inspire.