The Tall Thin Idiot Podcast: Recent Episodes
Kevin Green
Real life! Crime! Drama! My podcast has none of these. Well, drama maybe, but that's just me waving my arms about and yelling. It's fun. Try it, you might like it.
We hear all about my new microphone and how ridiculously excited I am. We also hear all about Mr Flange having a nap, losing a door, finding a large hole and being thwacked by Mrs Flange. Oh dear Mr Flange.
We hear all about my eye. I go on and on about it. We hear how amazing the NHS are. I tell a story about Furry Feet, Clarence or Cedric or Cecil and a Magic Bone. The usual chaotic noise ensues. Well I enjoyed it anyway.
I sing Henry, Lorna, Al & Andria a Happy Birthday song with gusto. We hear about the donkeys Frank, Bernard, Brian and the bright, bastard, Bertie Bunny.
We hear about Shelley the mystics birthday and I sing a birthday song. Timbo and Mopsy return and sniff at a crack. Lots of silliness ensues.
We hear all about Percy shitting through the eye of a needle and Prunella winning a big hairy coconut. Lucky Prunella!
We meet Mr & Mrs Flange's daughter Fanny who is a right little madam. We also meet a strange old woman who lives in a queer cottage. Is she a witch?? Is Fanny going to get a slap?? Find out in this thrilling episode!
We meet Mr and Mrs Flange. Mrs Flange wants to bake a cake and sends Mr Flange to the shop. Naughty Mr Flange.
Bells, Ethel Merman, Timbo and Mopsy, some children, pussies and sweeties. Happy Christmas 🎄🎄
I try to butch up. I have a flu jab and scare a nurse. We meet Matthew of the lovely shoes. I scare him as well.
I shamelessly plug BARATANAC, DJ Swales first novel. Twice. I sing a song about a rabbit pie. We discover that Valium makes me sing and imagine that I am Britney.
We hear ALL about my Birthday. I have a little drinky, open my cards and look for questionable videos in my in-box.
I sing a birthday song for Jill and warily tread the moist juice path. I can't remember a single song with seventeen in the title and ask if Morrissey is a miserable git.
We learn of a bed injury and a bag of frozen peas. We try not to upset the postman. I go on a bit about lockdown and try my American accent again.
The Copper Family give a concert in the village. Lots of screaming. We learn about Corris, Michael Jackson and sex. There's a row.
We learn of my bladder tribulations, my tempting fate, trying exercise and reading a leaflet. Heady stuff.
We assist a distressed woman in the supermarket and learn of my gay dolphin adventure. l sing a carol and the mysterious nurse appears on the drive.
We hear about Instagram, the Covid rules, another spiritual event and Cynthia & Debbie are engaged.
We learn about Bernard wanting to be called Phyllis, Doreen getting upset and Debbie having a boyfriend called Cynthia.
I sing an episode 10 song and have a bad day. I go for a walk with a ghost. Debbie returns!
We celebrate Sue's Birthday and Dellie's & CJ'S Anniversary. I sing a song and dance commando.
We learn about Steve McSmoothly, Gothic Horror Dave has moved into the village and Gary is down a hole.
We learn about Jayne and hear a song about an eclair. I get mistaken for a lady and admit to a crush on David Cassidy.
Two songs, Florrie gets a fan letter, Shelley and The Boys, dancing and two broken oil lamps.
Episode 1 - Doreen's Thing and Click & Collect. Absurd nonsense and random situations from my life and those of my glamorous friends. And a goat.