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This episode is dedicated to those surviving the COVID with understanding, care, patience, and kindness. Also, in turn; to those bastards coughing and spitting all over people. I’d also like to thank my Mom and Dad, and all the ships at sea. Enjoy!!
Welcome to the first of many video versions of my podcasts. I’ve been rebuilding the studio during these COVID days in hopes to present more entertainment. With the help of Ferg and other great podcasters, we hope to make you smile and laugh and other fine emotions as well. All these show will also be … More PSB Ep. 95 “FILM IT!!”
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 94 “COVID19” Tonight Ferg and I discuss what we’ve seen. We also try to make you laugh. Love each other so much it makes you cry and know that if you know me, I love you. Enjoy.
DOWNLOAD: PSB EP. 93 “5th Annual Belated Christmas Special” Here you go! Welcome to the 5th Annual Belated Christmas Special! Join Stephany, Ferguson, and me the ~Z~ as we celebrate with Disgruntled Santa and Disgruntled Mrs. Clause! We hope you enjoy! Merry Christmas ( Belated ) MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
DOWNLOAD: PSB EP. 92 “Thanksgiving Special II” Ferg and I speak of many Thanksgiving traditions on our plates. We streamline the show to make it better, and then decide to put it back to the way it was by the end. YEAY! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 91 “5th Annual Halloween Special” YEAY!! It’s our 5th Annual Halloween Special! Listen in awe as Stephany, Matt, Ferg and I go trick or treating at famous neighbor’s houses, we also answer YOUR Halloween questions, and we all take a Halloween Quiz! Yeay! Halloween! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 90 “Ten To Go” Tonight, Ferg and I speak of Ferg’s Christmas problem, my deepest Fear, fake blood in the UK, billboard porn, Beatles and Quiet Riot, and so much more!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 89 “Oh Boy, George!!” YEAY! George joins us tonight! We have a USA – Greek Quiz, Ferg’s Cinnamon Rolls, we speak of Hippies, and your local nudist colony! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 88 “Fall Out” Tonight we have a visit from Bernie Sanders and a call from Ms. Sarah Palin. Ferg and I speak of his hearing aids, the CIA and why it’s spicy, and I challenge a friend to a shootout! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 87 “Summer Spice” Join Ferg and me as we discuss the list of listener supported Pumpkin Spice goodies for 2019. Ferg is an Escape room! We talk Abby Road, Mexican Seesaws, and Kafira plays some congas and bongos for us. Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 86 “Mac Tonight” Tonight, Mr. Timmy Mac joins us for a special episode of PSB! Listen as we discuss the near traumatizing effects of horror movies on toddlers; the effects of physicians jumping out of helicopters without parachutes; and savor a drunk bear being interviewed by all three of us. Weeee! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 85 “Cockaroach” Tonight, Ferg and I have Mr. Tony Montana over to answer YOUR questions! We also took a ride on my rocket to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the moon landing! And we have music from the awesome Frank Wicher Band! Enjoy! MUSIC BY: The Frank Wicher Band – Website I … More PSB Ep. 85 “Cockaroach”
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DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 84 “Lappiedated” Tonight, Mr. Lappie fills in for Ferguson as we trip the night fantastic with notions of death, fame, and the “Price” of fear. Enjoy! MUSIC BY: Andy Rehfeldt – Facebook I Youtube
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 83 “The Ezzo” Tonight, Ferg and Jason put up with my shenanigans as I recoup from my percocet induced rants. Surgery went well, Firefly’s are going by, Mr. Walken stops by to answer YOUR questions, and Sal LaSalle calls in!! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 82 “Exhausted” This week, Ferg and I discuss my beautiful daughter’s wedding, the sad ending to radio station WPLJ, we have Morgan Freeman visit not once, but twice, and we get to hear Kafira play drums!! Plus, we have the amazing music of Jon Beckett!! Enjoy! Visit Beckett Here: Facebook I Soundcloud … More PSB Ep. 82 “Exhausted”
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 81 “Body Noises” Tonight, Ferguson and I discuss everything that is so important you need to know. Mr. John Lennon comes in to sing to you, Stephen Stevenson calls again, and Kafira plays some drums for ya. Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 80 “Reaganomics” Tonight, we are visited by the ghost of Doug Henning, and Ferguson loses it big time! We also have the awesome and gracious pleasure of playing “Pixel Heart- Verdant” from Stephen Taranto‘s EP titled “Permanence“Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD:PSB Ep. 79 Kitten Carnation Tonight, we have a very special guest host, Mr. Paul Nurminen! Ferg had to bake for Easter, so Paul stepped up at the last minute. We discuss Jerry surviving, Intellivision, IRS Calls, and we also have Luke Bryan come play word association! Enjoy! FIND PAUL HERE: www.intellivisionaries.com/ I www.intellivisionentertainment.com/ www.nurmix.com I … More PSB Ep. 79 “Kitten Carnation”
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 78 “Just Us” Tonight, after therapy, Ferg and I discuss our “Top Ten Pissmeoffs”. We also discuss poor Jerry’s fate 😦 and poor Ferg’s rosacea 😦 and oh so much more! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 77 “Inside Joke” Tonight, Ferg, Sean, and Jim join me the ~Z~ as we discuss everything from music, news, and video games. We also had the pleasure of Sen. Bernie Sanders coming for a visit! A HUGE thanks to the men from “Pie Factory Podcast” for joining us tonight. Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 76 “Shiney and New” Tonight Ferguson and I welcome Mr. Sean Johnson to the show for our 2019 season kicker. We discuss everything from Ferg’s lack of motivation to my flu season, and Sean speaks of his disgust with both of us. Enjoy!!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 74 “4th Annual Christmas Special” Oh my! Welcome to the 4th Annual Christmas Special for Please Stand By! Join Ferg and myself as we celebrate with many special guests, and a very disgruntled Santa!! A Merry Christmas to all, and a Garry Krimbal to many!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 74 “Couples Night” Tonight, we have Sarah and Shelly joining us for some small talk, big talk, short talk, and long talk, and some yapping too! Join Ferg and I as we enjoy a visit from Mike Tyson, and we speak of our Thanksgiving. Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 73 “4th Annual Belated Ontime Halloween Special!” OH MY GOODNESS!! It’s ontime!! The 4th Annual Halloween Special is ontime! Join Ferguson and me the ~Z~ as we spook, scare, annoy, jabber, jibber, joober, and slobber all over ya! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 72 “Spookier” Tonight, Ferg and Me the ~Z~ explore each other’s thoughts, feelings, and emotions with love and caring. Sal LaSalle gives us a call and says “HEY!” We also have the wonderful pleasure of featuring Mr. Alexandr Misko’s music on the show as well!! ENJOY!!! Musical Guest: Alexandr Misko
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 71 “Spicier” Tonight we join Mr. Andrew Fellman from http://Twitch.tv/SoundTrack_78.com, and we have Luke Bryan join us for a discussion on apples. As usual, Ferg and I go down our favorite games and music, along with discussions about drug stores, and Extra-Life (http://www.Extra-Life.org/participant/Andrew-Fellman) Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 70 “Birth Year” Tonight Ferg and me the ~Z~ discuss our hiatus, why I love Alesis, the sweetness of Andrew, and we also have some “You Called ME!’ recordings for ya! Enjoy!! Music by Rottanibrez: “Guitar in my Hand”
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 69 “Pun Intended” Tonight, I am so very excited to have George Papatheodorou join Ferg and me the ~Z~ for our episode 69! We have the pleasure of Elvis coming to visit, a ton of George’s music, a hilarious time discussing news, music, and video games, and a ton of hugging going … More PSB Ep. 69 “Pun Intended”
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 68 “Livin’ Large” Tonight, Ferg and me, myself, and I discuss our “Censor Poll” results, we talk Atari Crap, and Jefferson Starplane. We also talk of much, much, more! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 67 “Equals 13” Tonight we seem to have some filthy mouths, luckily I bleeped them all. Our next episode will have to tally from our censorship votes. Tonight, Ferg and I speak of brain mush, summa — laude, and other fine disagreements. Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 66 “The Route” Join us as Ferg and me the ~Z~ discuss our favorite things in life. We get a nice visit from Joe Supresci, and we discuss the idea of removing our clean tag. To curse or not to curse, what was the question? Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 65 “Freewheelin” In this episode, Ferg and I discuss dental work, parking lot creepers, penis to porn, Jimmy G. MS Bike Ride, Elvis and White Lion, and finally, a sweet visit from R.E.M’s Michael Stipe! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 64 “Sproing” Tonight, Ferguson and me the ~Z~ discuss the fun computer crashing during recording, the excitement of Hammer Toe, the wonderful world of “Shrimp Pimp”, and the premier of Pretentious Podcast Classic with Joe Borowski! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 63 “Winter Can FO” Ferg and I are super excited to have Mr. John Lennon come by for a visit, along with music from Mr. Chase Holfelder! We discuss YOUR choices for the best grilling and BBQ foods! And, we share our music, games, and a little Show & Tell! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 62 “March Madness” Tonight, Ferg and I speak with Mr. Morgan Freeman about clichés meanings . We also discuss our favorite music, games, and a bit of show & tell! We have a new song from Rottanibrez, and we also have Kafira’s loving affection for Ferg! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 61 “Spring Fever” Tonight, Ferg and I get Mr. Larry King to stop by for a visit! We also talk on the phone with Bob Shermack, and Doug McCoy! Then we act as silly as always whilst speaking of Spring! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 60 “Eligibility” Tonight, LeFerg and LeZerb discuss everything and nothing at all concerning music, games, and show & tell. We get a great call from Sal LaSalle, and they all speak of exciting things and promise to make you laugh, and or cry. Enjoy!!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 59 “Heroes” Capt. Ferg and me, his side kick “Lil ~Z~” fight the crimes of boredom by entertaining you in ways you would never imagine. How about a ride along with Batman! Also, bringing back FB Sidebar!! Also, a visit from Joker, showing off our junk in Show & Tell, and much, … More PSB Ep. 59 “Heroes”
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 58 “3rd Annual Belated Christmas Special” It’s our 3rd Annual Belated Christmas Special with some special guests! Sit back and enjoy the yule log and Ferg and I share our Christmas goodness with you, the listener! We also have an amazing call from Bob Shermack and a very special friend! Merry Belated Christmas, … More PSB Ep. 58 “3rd Annual Belated Christmas Special”
Help yourself to some of the greatest music from the greatest podcast ever made… so we say. We hope you enjoy our silliness, and always come back for more! Download below and enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 57 “3rd Annual Belated Halloween Special” Welcome to the 3rd Annual Belated Halloween Special!! Thanks so much for listening over the years so that we can bring you these silly exploits into such cringing fear! Beware in listening as we numb your fright hairs on the back of your neck! We also … More PSB Ep. 57 “3rd Annual Belated Halloween Special”
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 56 “Sundown” Come along and listen as Ferg and I speak of a wonderful chance for you to win! We also speak of goodies, niceties, and neatoisms! ENJOY
Five lucky people will win a PSB Music Collection CD from me the ~Z~ and Ferguson from Zerbinator Land‘s “Please Stand By” podcast! The cd will have 8 tracks in all and will be completely free to those 5 winners. All you need to do is call 571-408-ZERB (9372), or email to instrumentally@gmail.com, and say these three words… … More PSB Music Collection Giveaway!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 55 “Grandiose” Ferg gets a visit from his friend Ray, and they sing a song together. Then we speak of Newark and a Haunt on Eden, Elevator Amiss and Thief Gold, and much, much more! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 54 “Spicy” Tonight, I am honored to have a true survivor of one of life’s hardest challenges, depression. Join Ferg and myself as we welcome Stephany Girard to tell her story of a very dark time in her life. We also encourage you to donate to the Suicide Prevention website and help … More PSB Ep. 54 “Spicy “
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 53 “Itchy and Bitchy” Come along and Ferg and I discuss the happenings of two old fat and adorable men. Poor Ferg has poison ivy, and I have 10 toes! I know, I counted. We also answer YOUR questions!! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 52 “PICK UP!” 52 Pick Up – get it? Tonight, Ferg and I sing, dance, and curse our ways into your hearts with another incredible display of pure entertainment. We also get a visit from Mr. John C. Riley! Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 51 “Something Stupid” Join Ferg, Mark, and myself as I interview the gents on how, who, what, why, and when we all came about to do this show together. We all end with an impression competition. Enjoy!
DOWNLOAD: PSB Ep. 50 “Audio File” Welcome to the 50th Episode of Please Stand By! Thank you Ferg and Mark for getting me this far! Tonight we speak of what happened to our video link, and we say goodbye to Kafira 😦 All this and much more to listen to, so enjoy!!