News Cunts: Recent Episodes
Matthew Meagher & Tadhg Meagher
Nicola Sturgeon’s husband was arrested and she blames Lesbian rumours for her resignation - Trump appeared in Court in New York - Robert Kennedy tempts faith by announcing he’s running for President - China helps broker peace in Yemen after 15 years of war - Leaked secret documents show the true picture of the war in Ukraine - A pro war Russian blogger was killed by a targeted bomb attack in St Petersburg - Elon bans links to Substack and falls out with Twitter Files reporter Matt Taibbi - Swimmer Riley Ganes was attacked while attempting to give a speech in SFSU and Bud Light pissed off 90% of their customers - A 9 y/o girl tried to save her pet goat from being sold at auction but it was BBQ’d instead - A Democratic state lawmaker switched to Republican giving them a majority in the house
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Women everywhere were disappointed they didn’t get their 1st school shooter- Trump is going to be arrested - A self-declared sovereign citizen was shot dead by police in America - A woman in France was arrested for calling Emmanuel Macron filth online - Tik Tok is being banned as a smoke screen for “The Restrict Act” - Elizabeth Warren’s launches an “anti-crypto army” - Mississippi Meteorologist lost her job for saying Fo Shizzle My Nizzle - A pensioner in England mistook a man’s home as her AirBnb and paid with her life - The Rangers women’s manager loafed the Celtic manager - The American Empire took a hit this week as the “BRICS” nations announced a new common currency, Kamala Harris and other US officials were dressed down by world leaders and members of the Austrian parliament walked out on Zelensky
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Tennessee Governor Randy McNally just can’t stop liking and commenting on gay Instagram pages - Huge protests in France in response to Macrons pension reform - Hillary Clinton falls victim to the Phantom Pooper while at a Broadway play - Trump was threatened with arrest - Wolfgang Porsche is divorcing his wife because she has dementia - “The Eunuch Maker” was arrested in England - An eye drop in the USA is killing people and making others lose their eyes - AI deep-fakes were everywhere this week – Terra Luna crypto creator Do Kwon was finally arrested in Montenegro - Deutsche Banks looks to be the next bank to go - A man named Balaji has bet $1million that Bitcoin will be worth $1 million in just 90 days - Christine Lagarde was fooled by Russians pranksters pretending to be Zelensky
The Dutch Farmers Party win a majority in a 2 finger salute to the countries climate policies - A Russian jet collided with a US drone over the black sea - The Banking collapse continues, and in response the Fed announced its CBDC called “Fed Now” - The Jessie Smollett attack was re-enacted in glorious detail by the 2 people who helped to fake it - The latest in school shooter fighting technology was revealed - Joe Biden got a powerful letter from a kid and definitely not someone from his team - A woman was offered 100k to take her mask off on a plane - A Marseille fan is on hunger strike because he thinks their defender is shit and should be sold - A Zebra in Ohio nearly bit a man’s arm off
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We discuss the collapse of several banks in the US and the larger implications it might have - CCTV footage from Jan 6th has finally been released, raising doubts about the official narrative - Gary Lineker caused a storm by comparing England’s immigration policy to Nazi Germany and was subsequently dropped by the BBC - An Iraqi man stabbed a student in Southampton so he would be deported - Fauci’s emails reveal that he covered up the Wuhan lab leak and conducted studies with the intended goal of disproving it - A teacher in Miami dressed her kids up in black face for black history month - A New Project Veritas video was released - Matt Taibbi was questioned by congress about the Twitter files - More strange clouds with an earthquake soon after, this time in Morocco
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We weren't able to record this week so here's an episode from our patreon. Recorded with our good friend Matty. We will be back next week with a normal episode.
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Another Clinton friend committed suicide, billionaire Thomas H. Lee - A plane full of experts going to investigate the Palestine, Ohio disaster crashed shortly after take-off from the Bill and Hillary airport. The company responsible for the disaster offers $25k to the town or $5 per person in compensation. Trump went for a visit - Biden went to Ukraine and China offers a 12 point peace plan - The UK introduced rationing on vegetables - Spain legalized sex with animals - A polish woman claims she’s Madeleine McCann - A pregnant US prisoner is seeking release so her baby won’t be unlawfully incarcerated - Canada sends 2 warships to Haiti - A gunman in Florida returned to scene of his recent murder and killed a reporter and a young girl - An alligator eats an 85 y/o women, also in Florida.
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A train carrying toxic chemicals explodes in Ohio – A German ballet choreographer smeared shit in a reviewer’s face - More balloons are shot down in the USA - A Pastor in Mozambique tries to go 40 days and 40 nights with no food or water - Damar Hamlin’s 1st interview since his heart attack is very revealing - Another high ranking official in Russia mysteriously fell out of a window – A school shooting in MSU – - Australian prepper with a kitted out bunker was ratted on by his neighbour - A millionaire in San Diego was woken up by 6 FBI agents who said he needed to fake his death - H.A.A.R.P weather manipulation and the conspiracy that it can cause earthquakes - a cameo from our good friend Matty
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Massive earthquake in Turkey/Syria - More spy balloons are shot down - Another person tried to kill their doppelganger - A Northern Irish Twitch streamer murdered his pregnant girlfriend and went to extreme lengths to get away with it - James O’Keefe is sacked by Project Veritas - Ontario high school kid arrested for saying there are only 2 genders - 19 y/o lad gets engaged to a 76 y/o billionaire - The SEC is cracking down on crypto in what is being dubbed operation chokepoint 2.0 - Cocaine worth $294 million is found off the coast of New Zealand - 2 New Jersey councilors are shot dead in the same week – Seymour Hersch confirms what we all know, the US blew the Nordstream pipeline - Barcelona cut all ties with Israel – A woman in the States wanted to commit suicide and convinced her whole family to go along for the ride - Matt details his 1st D.M.T trip
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China flew a spy balloon over the United States in what is surely the Pearl Harbour of our time - The latest Project Veritas video on Pfizer was released - “Unexplained” deaths are now the number 1 cause of mortality in Ireland, I wonder why? - Thailand bans Pfizer - US police shoot a man with no legs - A German women found and killed her doppelganger to fake her own death - A man in the UK pleads guilty to treason for trying to kill the Queen with a crossbow - A boy in Bangladesh wins a game of hide and seek after being found 6 days later in Malaysia - A woman in Illinois steals $1.5m worth of chicken wings - Ilhan Omar was removed from the Foreign affairs committee - A bill proposed in Massachusetts would offer prisoners time off their sentences in exchange for organs - UFOs in Iraq - Former political strategist to Boris Johnson Dominic Cummings admits that the deep state is real - A severed knob was found at a Alabama Gas Station
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A Pfizer Director was secretly recorded discussing how the company is mutating Coronavirus through "Directed Evolution" - “The Dooms Day Clock” moved closer to midnight than ever before as Israel bombed Iran and WW3 rhetoric from Western countries turns up a notch - A lot of people including the News Cunts owe Paul Pelosi an apology after the bodycam footage of his attack is released – More police footage released this week shows the horrific murder of Tyre Nichols at the hands of Memphis Police during a traffic stop – Conor McGregor was almost killed after being knocked off his bike by a car and in an unrelated story an unnamed Irish sports star (that we can’t name for legal reasons) has more assault charges brought against him/her.
Alec Baldwin is charged with involuntary man slaughter - Jacinda Ardern flees office before shit hits the fan - Dozens of kids end up in the hospital after coach makes them do 400 push ups - Justin Roiland is a massive nonce - One of Britain’s richest women Dame Ann Gloag was charged with human trafficking - Greta Thunburg gets arrested in Germany - Our Lord and Saviors meet in Davos, Switzerland with more predictions about “Cyber Pandemics” – Japan downgrades Covid to Flu Status – Record excess deaths being reported across the world, I wonder why - A quiet week for George Anthony Devolder Santos as it emerges he stole GoFundMe money raised for a disabled veterans dying dog and after strongly denying the accusation pictures emerge of him in Drag.
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Gas Stoves are bad for (the governments ability to control) you - Every flight in the US was grounded on Wednesday - Prince Harry’s book is Freud's wet dream - Joe Biden brought home classified docs like Trump did but not like Trump did - The Taliban built a Super Car - Protestors storm the Brazilian government building - The CDC and MSM are starting to acknowledge the [REDACTED] is fucking people up - Draconian online/social media laws are being pushed in a lot of countries - Odell Beckham stars in a remake of Snakes on a Plane - Kanye West got married - George Santos continues to be George Santos (we think)
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A 6 y/o shot his teacher - All-out war breaks out in Mexico after El Chapo’s son was arrested - NFL player Damar Hamlin suffers a cardiac arrest - Dana white slaps his wife - The thought police have ordered Jordan Peterson to attend a re-education camp - 15th times a charm for Kevin McCarthy to be elected House Speaker - A US Soccer players mother accuses the National coach of assaulting his wife 30 years ago because he didn’t play her son at the world cup - Virgin Island’s Attorney General loses her job four days after her office sued JPMorgan for facilitating the Epstein paedo ring - George Santos continues to be George Santos
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Andrew Tate vs Greta Thunburg - A suspect in the Idaho murders has been arrested - The Russian “Sausage King” died under mysterious circumstances - The US gov. is trying to make kill switches mandatory in all cars - More power stations have been attacked in the U.S - A hospital in the UK sent 8,000 people a text telling them they were going to die instead of Happy New Year - A Tesla went on a police chase while the driver was asleep in the car - The Virgin Islands are suing JP Morgan for facilitating the Epstein paedo ring - Can Thanos really snap his fingers? The US gov. spent $118K to find out.
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An 88 y/o man got a WWW1 artillery shell stuck up his arse - 8 teenage girls who met on the internet stabbed a man to death in Toronto - Notorious serial killer “The Serpent” was released from prison -- Newly elected George Santos’ entire life is a lie - Argentina celebrate their world cup win - Joe Biden insults the Irish - Zelensky visits the Bank of America - Afroman is running for president - Santa is buried in Kilkenny
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Peru is getting rowdy - A massive aquarium burst all over a hotel lobby in Germany - A lot of deaths including 2 journalists at the Qatar World Cup and a famous Chinese Youtuber was stabbed on live-stream - A woman in Norway is facing 3 years in jail for saying men can’t be lesbians - Denmark loses a bank holiday to pay for NATO – “Cop city” is being built in Atlanta - Greys Anatomy writer lied about having cancer
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Oxford County are going to trial a “Climate Lockdown” - A bunch of mad cunts in Germany were planning to overthrow the government and crown Prince Heinrich XIII as King - Brittney Griner is traded for “The Merchant of Death” - No justice for Harry Dunn as Anne Sacoolas avoids jail – New evidence shows Lee Harvey Oswald was working with the CIA – Parents sue Fortnite for being too fun and addicting their kids
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The 1st Twitter File drops - Eyeballs and letter bombs are being sent to Ukrainian embassies - Alex Jones thinks Kanye West is crazy - The Netherlands is stealing 3,000 farms to stop the weather - Leo Varadkar is a dirtbird - A disabled Canadian veteran asked her government for a stair lift was told to kill herself instead – Someone sent 2 pipe bombs to the DNC and the GOP on 5 Jan 2021 and it took the FBI over 1 year to investigate
Balenciaga show us that they are Satanic Pedos but let’s not jump to conclusions – China has had enough of “Zero Covid” - Yezzus asks The Donald to be his VP - San Francisco wants robots to kill you for your own protection – Ron DeSantis’ time in Guantanamo Bay – A Karate Chop Murderer - The 1st week of the World Cup and the latest on FTX.
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A missile kills 2 in Poland starting World War Wasn’t Me - Ronaldo says Siuuuuu later to Manchester United – The latest on the FTX implosion and Caroline Ellison’s wild blog - Dave Chappelle pulls a fast one on SNL - The World cup starts tomorrow in a celebration of corruption – Klaus Schwab and the G20 Boys had a nice holiday in Bali
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Crypto exchange FTX goes tits up in what is surely a movie in the making - Midterm abortion for the "Red-wave" - German journalist Arina Lipp's lips are sealed and her parents bank accounts are too - A Norwegian Princess legged it off with a Hollywood Shaman - Zelensky has won the war... to get an Oscar - Charlie got egged
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Kanye West v JM - Paul Pelosi got hammerd by Doofy - Elon Musk finally owns Twitter - Hatt Mancock goes to the Jungle for Dyslexia - Migos star TakeOff was shot dead – The Atlantic calls for a Pandemic Amnesty.
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