No Pants Rants: Recent Episodes

Nikki Johnson

A channel for women who want to rant together, or in other words, speak passionately and wildly together. A place to have fun, to laugh, to cry, and to cry laughing. We will talk about things we love, things we hate, things we wish, and things we know. I can't wait to rant with you.

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! We are talking all things love - loving others and loving yourself! This episode includes funny valentine's day stories from our past (including Calli kissing a teacher!), fun updates including our family, sharing our own love stories, opening up about the challenges of early marriage, ranting about bad marketing tactics, and sharing many tips to help build a more successful relationship. It's an episode you won't want to miss. 

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This episode we are talking all things Christmas. We are going to cover our own traditions and memories, as well as share some traditions and memories from our followers. Additionally, we are going to be ranting about tipping culture, poor driving in bad weather, and more. 

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Trust me, you do not want to miss this episode. First, you'll hear the big news reveal before ranting about things like airplane courtesy and social media bullies. Then we will take a journey into the past to the point of your life where you probably feel a decent amount of shame, you guessed it, back when you loved Twilight. We are diving deep into the twilight movie and book franchise. Find out if I'm Team Edward or Team Jacob (spoiler: I'm Team Neither). 

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It's time for another extra special longer episode! Today we rant together about the cringiest dating stories. We also talk about uncomfortable conversations at cash registers, journeys through college, and a really crazy cat story(?). Let's just say it's a fun one that you don't want to miss. 

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It's an extra special episode at 2x the normal length! We are celebrating 20 years of Harry Potter by talking all about the strong female characters of the series. Rants this week include pickleball court reservations and totaled cars ruining clothing. My first ever guest speaker is on with us (and let's just say he didn't have to travel that far to join us). 

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We are breaking up with 2021! As always we are hanging out wearing something comfortable (i.e. not women's pants) while we rant. This episode is all about breakups, both with people and with our new year's resolutions. I share a few of my own breakups, and then 20 hilarious and cringey audience submissions. We also cover the sad passing of our female icon, Betty White. 

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Happy holidays! This episode was SO FUN. We start off by talking about the podcast name and layout. Some rants this week included holiday scammers, slow walkers and drivers, the swear words hierarchy, and more. We finished strong by talking about hilarious toxic traits (as well as not so hilarious toxic communication habits).