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Jason, Miss Elizabeth
Jason and Miss Elizabeth present segments and stories based in the town of Smileton in a variety show format. They tell stories about characters and events in “the podcasting capital of the world,” and present regular segments including the Smileton News, Accuscope Horoscope, Community Message Board and Smileton Police Blotter. It’s a fun, uplifting hour of entertainment.
You're sitting on top of that giant cork that you stuffed into the volcano of entertainment and that thing is about to blow and send you sky-high, propelled by the intense enjoyment delivered by this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.a
Jason and Miss Elizabeth host a most bizarre bazaar in a brand new SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE wherein the good people of Smileton buy, sell or trade their off-kilter goods and services and we can do nothing but listen, amazed.
The new 2024-25 season of the Smileton Community Theatre is previewed and our plucky co-hosts make their picks. What should you see? Probably something on TV instead, but listen anyway and see if anything tickles your fancy.
Even though the best before date on this episode is, like, a century from now, you'd better listen right away. Your delightedment depends on it.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
1:46 Small Town, Big Marketplace
18:00 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Plumbing Services
24:14 SONG – 10 Fingers, 9 Toes
27:03 Smileton Community Theatre 2024/25 Season Preview
You're sitting on top of that giant cork that you stuffed into the volcano of entertainment and that thing is about to blow and send you sky-high, propelled by the intense enjoyment delivered by this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.a
Jason and Miss Elizabeth host a most bizarre bazaar in a brand new SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE wherein the good people of Smileton buy, sell or trade their off-kilter goods and services and we can do nothing but listen, amazed.
The new 2024-25 season of the Smileton Community Theatre is previewed and our plucky co-hosts make their picks. What should you see? Probably something on TV instead, but listen anyway and see if anything tickles your fancy.
Even though the best before date on this episode is, like, a century from now, you'd better listen right away. Your delightedment depends on it.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
1:46 Small Town, Big Marketplace
18:00 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Plumbing Services
24:14 SONG – 10 Fingers, 9 Toes
27:03 Smileton Community Theatre 2024/25 Season Preview
Listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is like peeling an onion. The more layers you peel back, the more your eyes are watering – from ENJOYMENT.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your trusty co-hosts and whether Miss Elizabeth presenting the latest in the bizarre, off-kilter world of death metal in a brand new DEATH METAL UPDATE or Jason is spilling the contents of his id all over the place in a stunningly on-point ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, you know these kids spell Entertainment with a capital E.
Enjoy the comedy and enjoy a song by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Either way, you're the winner.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You LIved Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show timestamps:
3:16 Death Metal Update
19:00 SONG – New Planetoid
22:16 Accuscope Horoscope
Blistering entertainment hotter than lava and tangier than steak sauce. Now that's a sandwich!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are capering their hearts out as they present comedy and music from the world nerve centre of podcasting excellence: SMILETON.
In a vintage A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL, we'll listen agog as Smileton's most intense, over-the-top, frenzied yoga master delivers his hard-hitting message with both fists.
A classic NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE sees our co-hosts get to the bottom of how each other's resolutions are going. Expect fireworks!
A couple of rockin' tracks by THE SMILE SYNDICATE add the musical turbo charge needed to send this episode into the stratosphere.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
6:43 A Yoga Moment with Angel / Tube Message (from July 31, 2023)
21:48 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover
25:39 New Year's Resolution Update (from August 9, 2021)
37:14 SONG – Werenerd
Listen now to the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and hear podcasting done without a net! Not a big deal, really, because I'm not sure why having a net would make things any better or safer or anything. But we gotta hype the show so, yeah, no nets!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth have their Sunday best on and are gonna deliver on their solemn promise to put some comedy and music together and pour that goop right into your earholes.
Whether we're talking about a classic edition of MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP wherein our plucky co-host gives us an update about some of the other shows she does or the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD where Smileton residents bombard our show with off-kilter, bizarre or uncanny messages, you can be the entertainment will be long and intense.
Listen now and thank yourself later!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps
5:54 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from August 15, 2022)
24:49 SONG – Rogue and Rascal
27:28 Smileton Community Message Board (from June 20, 2022)
Tingle with anticipation as you hit play on this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are hitting the mics like hurricanes and it's a good thing they recorded the whole thing!
Smileton's apostle of rock shows he is a true fount of rock wisdom in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK. See if your guitar solos don't get even better after hearing this!
The hotspots of Smileton are plentiful and it takes our trusty co-hosts to help us sort out the choices. Screwball, off-kilter and plain ol' wacked out events are happening all over town and you'll know which ones to hit in the latest AROUND TOWN.
I'd sit down for this one if I were you.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
4:12 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
19:25 Song Request
22:19 SONG – The Burgled
25:55 Around Town
Entertainment that will ASTOUND! Entertainment that will SPELLBIND! Why are you chasing those things? Better to hunker down with a brand new episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and enjoy some good-for-you podcasting.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are blasting into the fall with segments guaranteed to please. In the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL, Smileton's most intense yoga practitioner has his say. Put on your hard hat and get ready.
The SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD will see Smiletonians with time on their hands send in whatever occurs to them. It’s off-kilter, bizarre and utterly compelling.
The podcasting wags had it right – there's boffo entertainment right here in this very show.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
3:50 A Yoga Moment with Angel
19:17 SONG – Theme from The Smile Syndicate
22:31 Smileton Community Message Board
The rumors are true. The most astoundingly entertaining podcast of all time just got better! How? Well, you'd better listen and figure that out for yourself and there's no better place to start than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are back in action after being away for a while. How were they away? They didn't miss any episodes! Listen and hear the shocking truth.
A classic SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER will see Miss Elizabeth giving us the goods about all the good stuff she hears on the police scanner. Who's watching the watchers? Miss Elizabeth! Well, who's watching her? YOU are, I guess!
Get ready for your life to be improved and pumped up and all that stuff when you get a surge of inspiration from a vintage NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Hear our co-hosts keep each other honest about their resolutions. Keeping those things isn't something you just do in January.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps
7:41 Smileton Police Blotter (from June 20, 2022)
23:39 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise
27:38 New Year's Resolution update (from May 2, 2022)
Thing about this episode is, you can totally enjoy it regardless of your position. Upright, prone or on the go, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON will delight.
Join Jason and Miss Elizabeth as they proudly present episode 100 of the show. Here's to 100 more? Are you nuts? That's a lot of work!
Miss Elizabeth presents TALES FROM THE TEA HOUSE and brings us up to speed on all the fun we've been missing out on at Connie's Kettle, located right in the heart of the Smileton Mall.
Jason gives us the latest injury report from Smileton's hard-htting street hockey league. The players are tough, the injuries are ridiculous.
And the 6:00 news never hit so hard as Miss Elizabeth presents the SMILETON NEWS. You'll consider yourself informed after hearing this thing.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
3:08 Tales from the Tea House
16:45 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report
23:02 SONG – Boogie Blizzard
26:56 Smileton News
40:16 SONG - Werenerd
Oh, the entertainment that's in store for you when you listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON! You're so lucky!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are rarin' to go as they take a trip back through the archive to bring a couple of classic segments back to the surface.
A vintage edition of THE SUNSHINE REPORT will see Miss Elizabeth telling us a number of small little tales of magic that happens around Smileton and Jason's having none of it.
People think they can write in to the show any old time and they do forcing our plucky hosts to do some fancy dancing to answer the off-kilter and baffling questions fired at them like so many cannonballs. Sound exciting? Well, that's what you get with a classic edition of the MAILBAG.
Songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE round out the festivities. Get ready to sing along!
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
2:10 The Sunshine Report (from January 31, 2022)
21:14 SONG – Electric Wiggle
25:16 Mailbag (from July 15, 2021)
40:31 SONG – Oh, Bermuda!
Listen now to the most exciting podcast episode in the history of the medium. And after you've done that, check this out, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON haw haw!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring the goods and by goods we can only mean comedy and original music straight from Smileton – podcasting capital of the world.
In today's episode, get a guide to the latest and greatest hotspots around town in the appropriately titled AROUND TOWN. Plan your Smileton social calendar with CONFIDENCE.
And while you're at it, why not plan the month ahead with the most astoundingly accurate horoscope known to man or beast? ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE will steer you right.
Turn up your device when songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE come blasting through. Dance like everybody's watching because they are.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
3:12 Around Town
15:05 Song Request
19:15 SONG – Goldfinger
25:29 Accuscope Horoscope
41:36 SONG – World War IX
Fun is headed straight for you like an out of control bulldozer so stand up proud and let it run right over you in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your hosts, Smileton is the town, and comedy and original music is the plan.
In this episode, Smileton citzens bombard the show with questions LIVE in the latest MAILBAG. Questions and answers and everything in between. Our plucky hosts are gonna have to put on their dancin' shoes to be able to answer these questions with the appropriate amount of aplomb!
The latest SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE is your one-stop shop for the wacked-out, off-kilter junk our neighbours have for sale. Shake your head in disbelief and break out your wallet. Bargains will abound!
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE mean you'll be tapping your toes throughout this whole thing and surely there's no better thing you could be doing with your feet while you listen.
Listen to the show podcast pundits have called "staggering", "wildly entertaining", and "maddeningly obtuse."
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show timestamps:
1:16 Mailbag LIVE!
16:11 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'
20:05 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Roller Rink
26:41 Small Town, Big Marketplace
35:22 SONG – The Universe Is Nude
Those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer trundle on and if you want something better than lemonade to wash them down with then consider this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth present comedy and original music in a tidy podcast package that tempts one to ask "is it possible to be too entertaining?"
Whether we're listening to a classic SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD or getting a vintage, though still chillingly prescient ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, you will have all the evidence you need to decide that you have found your new favorite podcast.
A couple of songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE complete the sweet, sweet recipe so what are you waiting for? Get listening!
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps
7:23 Smileton Community Message Board (from November 20, 2023)
23:46 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose
27:03 Accuscope Horoscope (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, August 12, 2021)
41:01 SONG – So Far, No Good
Some would say that this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is the greatest single episode of any podcast ever. I wouldn't presume to doubt the voice of the people, so instead I recommend subscribing and playing this episode post haste.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are sharing the good stuff straight from Smileton. Whether they're talking about the latest stories, pronouncements and wisdom shared by Smileton's greatest living rock practitioner in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, or keeping each other honest as they get to the bottom of the state of their resolutions in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE, you'll be rolling around in joy as the only possible response.
Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own The Smile Syndicate and this tidy entertainment package is gonna push all those buttons of yours.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
2:05 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
21:51 SONG – New Year's Skeeve
25:02 Paid Advertisement – The Barking Bettor
32:50 New Year's Resolution Update
42:22 SONG – Lovestorm
Like a blazing lighthouse, let this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, guide you gently to the shores of entertainment fulfilment.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are chomping at the bit to deliver a crackerjack assortment of comedy and original music good times and they've crammed as much of each into this tidy little episode as was humanly possible.
The Smileton Death Metal Festival 2024 is winding down and it's none too soon for Jason as he relates a travesty of an incident that happened to his rock-loving buddy Lance and his store Musique By Lance in the latest SMILETON STORY.
Miss Elizabeth brings the latest headlines from here in Smileton to life and reads them like a real news reporter and everything in a scintillating edition of the SMILETON NEWS.
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will juice up this show to almost unbearable extremes of fun. So buckle up, pal 'o mine – it's gonna be a ride.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
5:41 Smileton Story – Musique by Lance Gets ROCKED
22:24 SONG – Banana Bus
25:06 Smileton News
37:39 SONG – Infinity Machine
That's not the heat of the sun setting your mind ablaze. It's the searing heat of entertainment radiating from this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Coming at you live to tape from Smileton, Alberta, the podcasting capital of the world, Jason and MIss Elizabeth strive mightily to bring you delightful comedy and delightful original music in a delightful package and if you think you might be delighted by the show on offer here, nice detective work!
In a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, Smileton's rock'n'roll sage gives us the good word of rock. For gritty anecdotes, rock wisdom and the unfiltered musings of Smileton's hardest rocking citizen, look no further.
A vintage doubleshot gives us a DEATH METAL UPDATE to bring us up to speed on that off-kilter world and a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT wherein Jason fills us in on the big problem with men wearing flip flops.
Two Smile Syndicate songs keep us bopping along as well so for power packed entertainment this dense, there is no other source. You must now listen.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamp:
5:06 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from June 5, 2023)
23:33 SONG – The Burgled 2000
26:08 Death Metal Update/Public Service Announcement (from April 10, 2023)
45:13 SONG – Rhythm 21
The summer heat has probably got ya hunkered down with a wet tea towel on your head. So, since you're too hot and tired to do anything else, why not check out this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON?
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are live to tape and in color and ready to deliver the best comedy and original music Smileton has to offer.
In today's extravaganza, we'll revisit a classic SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER to learn about what Smileton's finest have been up to on those mean streets. And Jason, accepting the previously unwanted presence of the Smileton Death Metal Festival, delights us all with DEATH METAL SHOUT OUTS. Jason's come around on Death Metal? Listen and see!
And in a vintage segment from days gone by, the show is interrupted by an impassioned warning from the Smileton Pneumatic Tube and our plucky hosts keep on truckin' right on into MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP. Hear what other shows Smileton's busiest podcaster gets up to makin' when she's not making this show!
And the music part of the equation is ably filled by two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Hum along, tap your toes or just flat out bust some moves – the choice is yours.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show timestamps:
3:23 Smileton Police Blotter/Jason's Death Metal Shout Outs (from July 17, 2023)
25:08 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo
29:00 Pneumatic Tube / Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from January 30, 2023)
48:08 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk
Drop what you're doing and kick it into the ditch because it's a foolish waste of time compared to listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth, unbowed by the summer heat, have turned up the temperature on comedy and original musical entertainment and today's show will show without doubt that they've hit the boiling point.
Smileton's most intense, over-the-top yoga master Angel has his eager student Jason delivering his timely words of wisdom in the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL. Think of the sagest monk with the fighting skills of that guy from UFC 4.
Crank messages, bizarre missives and baffling utterances highlight any edition of the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD and this latest one is no exception. Your head will be spinning in delight after hearing what the good people of Smileton have to say.
Two songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring us the musical good times and why not? After the week you've had, you deserve it.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
5:02 A Yoga Moment with Angel
19:45 SONG – Dirt Bke
24:00 Smileton Community Message Board
40:09 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox 2000
Better than the jolt you get from a bug zapper, stronger than surge of power you get from a caffine-infused sugar drink, get what you need from this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
If comedy and original music is what you're after, Jason and Miss Elizabeth are happy to deliver it, with gusto.
The Smileton Death Metal Festival kicks off and Miss Elizabeth has all the details in the latest DEATH METAL UPDATE. There is much frivolity to be had, Jason's consternation not withstanding.
In the latest, SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT, hear which titans of the road have fallen and which are soon to be back on the road, smacking that tennis ball.
And in AROUND TOWN, get pointed to some of the key hotspots and events that dot Smileton like an out-of-control breakout of spots or somesuch.
Two poppin' songs by Smileton hitmakers THE SMILE SYNDICATE put the cherry on top of that huge pile of freshly-baked entertainment goodness.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:22 Death Metal Update
18:36 SONG – In The Year 2525
21:54 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report
28:41 Around Town
37:29 SONG – Rumpus Room
Putting this show in your ears is like biting down on a high voltage line of entertainment. Sound fun? Then get listening to this, the latest epsiode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are proudly presenting this lovingly crafted piece of audio entertainment of the comedy and original music sort and they hope you don't start shunning other podcasts on account of how good this one is.
In today's episode, a doubleshot of classic doubleshots of episodes gone by. Whether you're looking for the latest in over-the-top intense yoga in Smileton, an update on the insane traffic situations that bedevil our little community, a list of the latest Smileton hotspots you gotta check out, or our plucky podcast hosts keeping each other honest about their New Year's Resolutions, you've got a ton and a half reasons to check out today's episode.
We'll even add two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE to sweeten the deal.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:39 Smileton Traffic Report / New Year's Resolution Update (from October 23, 2023)
19:52 SONG – Ice Fishin' Cutie
23:33 A Yoga Moment with Angel / Around Town (from December 4, 2023)
44:32 SONG – I Won't Waffle
Drink at the water's edge, my friend, for you have found an oasis of entertainment to parch your thirst which is pretty frickin' severe given the week you just had. This life-saving sustenance can be none other than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are right here in the here and now to present the very finest in comedy and original music entertainments, all broadcasting to you from Smileton.
In LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, hear the latest from Smileton's rock guru as he gives us the word of rock from on high. Thrills, spills and ROCK are all guaranteed.
Miss Elizabeth gives us the latest rundown on some of her other podcasts in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP. To the uninitiated, some of these other shows may sound baffling, preposterous, improbable. The uninitiated are correct.
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE add much-needed music blasts to the festivities and it helps fuel this whole show to the frickin' moon.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listen Now, Believe Later.
Show Timestamps:
3:05 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
21:03 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover
26:06 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up
40:57 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School
Listening to this episode will be something exactly like fireworks exploding in your brain which sounds like it might be kinda bad but believe me it isn't in any way because it's fun. Would you expect anything less from HELLO, SMILETON?
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting live to tape from Smileton, Alberta – podcasting capital of the world. Listen now and hear why this positive hotbed of creativity has got the whole world agog.
In a classic SMILETON STORY, hear all about Jason's buddy Lance and his ill-fated attempt to shoot a music video. And a vintage MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP will bring us up to speed on some of Miss Elizabeth's 92 podcasts that she does on a weekly basis. Improbable? Yeah, no kidding!
Two Smile Syndicate songs are along for the ride to turbo charge the good time fun and to get our tired toes a-tappin'.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:51 Smileton Story – Lance Brock's Goin' Snake Music Video (from March 14, 2022)
27:38 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?
30:35 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from August 15, 2022)
50:11 SONG – Zip It
Pulse-pounding infotainment? Is that what you're after? Well, that's not really what we do here, but since you're here anyway, you might as well sit back and enjoy this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth have answered the call to provide the very best in comedy and original music delightfulness and this brand new episode will show the even the most ardent skeptic that these two really know how to put a podcast episode together.
In the latest SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE, the good people of Smileton post their goods for sale and bafflement soon follows.
All Smileton sports bettors will want to tune into the SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT to hear which heroes of the road have fallen victim to the injury bug.
Listeners of the show contribute questions to the MAILBAG and our hosts have to dance fast to answer them because many of the listeners appear to be screwballs, to judge by the kinds of queries they're sending in.
Two songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring Smileton good time music to the masses and at the very least, they’ll set your toes a-tappin'.
Not bad for a podcast pundits pronounced "obscure and troubling"!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
1:46 Small Town, Big Marketplace
9:23 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report
15:14 SONG – Rogue and Rascal
17:34 Mailbag
30:30 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco
The entire horizon is nothing but a huge wave, heading straight for you. It's moving too fast to escape, but you don't want to. That's a wave of fun headed your way and once it hits, that's when the good times start. What some call a wave I call this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason bring you their funtime comedy and original music stylings from the heart of Smileton, podcasting capital of the world.
In today's episode, our hosts give you the rundown of some of the exciting activities and events in Smileton's seething social scene in the latest AROUND TOWN.
A PAID ADVERTISEMENT from a Smileton small business brings us the opportunity to learn about a product that will change all our lives.
And we present SMILETON NEWS as Miss Elizabeth brings you the headlines that would be dismissed as improbable if they happened anywhere else.
Add to this frothy mix a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say that'd be something I'd listen to.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:10 Around Town
10:59 Paid Advertisement – Good Buddy CB Radios
17:09 SONG – Dinosaur God
22:28 Smileton News
36:10 SONG – Rhythm 25
An irresistible wave of fun is headed your way so face it head on and enjoy getting clobbered by this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are more than willing to share their unique brand of comedy and original music and thank goodness for that because there'd be a whole lot of nothing to listen to in this episode if this were otherwise.
In the SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER, Miss Elizabeth gives us a rundown of some of the weird, off-kilter calls the police have to respond to in our town while Jason has his own update to give in the SMILETON TRAFFIC REPORT where we'll hear all about all the surreal traffic headaches that seem to plague our dear little town.
Our plucky co-hosts keep each other honest in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Hear who is sticking to their guns and who has failed utterly.
Two songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE make sure the good times keep rolling and what a tidy little entertainment package ya got before ya.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
7:09 Smileton Police Blotter
16:22 SONG – Banana Bus
18:59 Smileton Traffic Report
25:38 New Year's Resolution Update
34:53 SONG – Rasputin
Shield your eyes. And you'd better go ahead and shield those ears as well because a supernova of entertainment is about to explode in your proximity. What is detonating with such compelling force? Why, it's just this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason for a breathtaking journey through comedy and original music, all broadcast live to tape from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world.
The off-kilter, bizarre world of Death Metal is brought to us in a breezy, baffling, Us Magazine-like feature Miss Elizabeth brings to us and we can only be referring to DEATH METAL UPDATE.
The good people of Smileton have their say in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD and Jason's head will surely be left spinning.
Add a couple of catchy songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say you've got a pretty nice entertainment platter sitting in front of you. DIG IN.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:38 Death Metal Update
17:43 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'
21:57 Smileton Community Message Board
37:30 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox
Pull down the tarp and marvel at the perfection beneath. Are we looking at some kind of Greek statue or something? NOPE. It's just this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason bring their high-spiritiedness to the fore as they broadcast from Smileton, podcasting capital of the world.
In today's episode, classic segments are presented and they smell fresh as daisies.
Whether we're listening to Miss Elizabeth give us the rundown from some of the other 91 podcasts she does weekly in MISS ELIZABETH'SPODCAST CATCH UP or hearing from the citizenry of Smileton as they present their fractured takes, warped views, and off-the-wall utterances in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, funutainment is all but assured.
Add a couple of songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and tell me that isn't the sweetest podcast pie you ever saw or tasted.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps
3:37 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from May 17, 2021)
18:07 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo
22:05 Smileton Community Message Board (from January 31, 2022)
44:18 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise
Put on your dancin' shoes because it's time to sit still and focus all your attention on the most riotously fun podcast you've heard all week. I can only be talking about this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Join your plubcky hosts Miss Elizabeth and Jason as the broadcast proudly from the heart of Smileton: podcasting capital of the world.
In today's show, let's revisit a classic segment in which Jason's hot-headed yoga master gives us all some violent, jackhammer yoga wisdom in A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL.
And a vintage story from Jason paints a picture of life in Smileton that's too colorful and rich even to be rendered in Technicolor. Brace yourselves as the tale of vans and tempers and foul behavior and rebrandings unfolds before your ears.
Add a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say stop right there – you've just created the recipe for the perfect podcast episode.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:45 A Yoga Moment with Angel (from April 24, 2023)
16:37 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover
19:50 Smileton Story – Vance Brock's Vans Rock (from September 18, 2023)
40:51 SONG – Werenerd
I gotta tell ya. Podcasting don't go down smoother than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason and they caper in front of microphone and live studio audience to deliver the very best in comedy and original music, straight from Smileton.
In a stunning edition of LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, Jason's rock-lovin' buddy gives us the good word of rock in thunderous tones. Grab on to a pillar and let those foundations shake!
In SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE, the citizens of Smileton sell their used stuff and the rest of us stand agog.
And in an all-new MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP, our intrepid co-host presents summaries of some of the other podcasts she produces. Guaranteed your head will spin. It's just that baffling.
Two songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE show why bands in Smileton take a backseat to no band when it comes to delivering their messages in 4 minutes or less thereabouts.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:01 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
16:37 SONG – The Universe Is Nude
21:10 Small Town, Big Marketplace
28:43 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up
37:55 SONG – Magic Mile
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are taking the week off and will return with another all-new episode of HELLO, SMILETON next week!
Yup, the results are back and the vim and vigor of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON are off the freakin' charts.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are positively busting to deliver another batch of piping hot comedy and original music goodies.
From hearing about how to plan your social calendar by hitting all the Smileton hotspots in AROUND TOWN to hearing about a proud Smileton small business who is kind enough to sponsor this show and, believe me, that 50 bucks goes a long way here, you're gonna be immersed in the wondrous hilarity of life in Smileton.
And, what if I told you, you were gonna be able to turn your life in a wonderful new direction? Success is headed your way this month and it's all because of the ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE. Listen to the truth nugges burbling up from Jason's Inner Mind and be astounded at their accuracy and veracity! Your life changes NOW.
Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's hardest rocking middling band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've got fully featured entertainment, equipped for the 21st century.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
3:25 Around Town
12:55 Paid Advertisement – Lovercraft Hovercraft Piloting Schools of Smileton
18:02 SONG – Dirt Bike
20:55 Accuscope Horoscope
35:41 SONG – Boogie Blizzard
Holy smokes! Talk about podcastin'! This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON will be on the lips of all your acquaintances so you'd better tune on in pronto lest you be left behind!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring their astounding brand of comedy and original music to podcasting and the whole medium is thus ennobled.
In today's show, a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK has Smileton's rock'n'roll sage sharing his wisdom in his inimitable way and it behooves us royal to heed his words.
A vintage doubleshot of a PAID ADVERTISEMENT and a SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD gives us that left-right UPPERCUT and DOWN GOES THE PODCAST LISTENER! TOO ENTERTAINED, I GUESS!
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE round out the fun and you really should be just listening right now instead of reading this silly stuff.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:30 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from April 11, 2022)
17:41 SONG – Too Legit To Quit
21:32 Paid Advertisement (Lovercraft) / Smileton Community Message Board (from January 23, 2023)
SONG – 10 Fingers, 9 Toes
Get ready to have the needle on your Entertain-o-meter pinned with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Comedy and music delightedment courtesy of our plucky hosts Miss Elizabeth and Jason. They're broadcasting from Smileton and this little town is punching well above its weight when it comes to knocking you out with funtime content.
In the latest SUNSHINE REPORT, Miss Elizabeth shares anecdotes about the amazing things happening in our town. Jason's in no mood to hear it.
Probably because he's too worried about the injured street hockey players reported on in the latest SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT.
Our trusty hosts then keep each other honest and grill each other about the status of their rashly committed-to resolutions in a brand-new NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE.
Catchy songs from the heart of Smileton are also gonna slither into our hear holes, courtesy of THE SMILE SYNDICATE.
Wow – this sounds like a show you gotta hear!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:02 The Sunshine Report
14:05 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose
17:35 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report
24:35 New Year's Resolution Update
34:05 SONG – New Planetoid
True delightedment awaits so plug your ears straight into this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Ellizabeth and Jason are back at it with another all new episode of joy and wonder. Whether it's comedy capering or musical entertainments of the catchy variety, this show has got you covered.
Jason tells us a tale of how he and his buddies tried to fix a roof in a guitar store and only ended up experiencing a whirlwind of humiliation. Listen now to hear the shocking details!
A brand new segment debuts on this very episode: Smileton citizens sell their junk and the whole world's gotta hear about it on SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE.
And the Mailbag is opened to questions and comments from listeners and the crank missives, off-putting communiques, and bizarre utterances definitely up this show's fun factor.
Throw in two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and that's exactly the show you've been looking for. You're welcome.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:05 Smileton Story – Fixing Musique By Lance
17:34 SONG – In The Year 2525
21:09 NEW SEGMENT - Small Town, Big Marketplace
28:50 Mailbag
34:46 SONG – Rumpus Room
A podcast episode so good, it'll ruin all other podcasts for you. What is being referred to can only be this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are proudly broadcasting from Smileton – podcasting capital of the world. What better place to beam their off-kilter comedy and musical entertainments out to the entertainment-starved world?
Whether you need a guide to the Smileton night live in a classic AROUND TOWN, or the most entertaining, wacked-out news cast ever in a vintage SMILETON NEWS, this episode will deliver exactly what you need with extreme gusto.
Add a couple of tracks by Smileton's own pop kingpins THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say asking for any more from a podcast episode would be outrageous.
HELLO, SMLETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:52 Around Town / Paid Advertisement (Park Place Spittoons) (from June 26, 2023)
25:51 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk
29:02 Smileton News (from September 18, 2023)
46:18 SONG – Theme From The Smile Syndicate
A world of entertainment is about to slide on in nice'n'easy into those earholes and who on earth would say "no, thanks" to such a thing? Not you, that's for sure! And it's a good thing, too, 'cause here comes the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason, your trusty podcasting companions, are broadcasting from the heart of Smileton and you've never experienced such an intense concoction of comedy and musical entertainments as is on display presently.
Whether you crave some classic SMILETON NEWS in which Miss Elizabeth brings her off-kilter, but hard-hitting, nevertheless, news cast or a wacked out message from Jason's life coach Jerry The Life Coach, this episode has what you need. Plus our hosts quiz each other on their on-going New Year's resolutions which always causes fireworks, so how can you lose?
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE add to the fun which is pretty much maxed out anyway but we found a way to raise it even higher so there you go.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:23 Smileton News (from January 3, 2022)
19:49 SONG – Rogue and Rascal
22:12 Pneumatic Tube / New Year's Resolution Update (from May 1, 2023)
40:14 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco
Whitewater rafting with your raft on fire while being chased by bandits is a positive snorefest when compared to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason blaze their path towards new frontiers of comedy and original music entertainment and it's all coming from their hometown of Smileton, the Podcasting Capital of the World.
In today's episode, Jason's yoga master gives us his over-the-top intense update with words of wisdom for us all in A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL.
A SMILETON NEWS BULLETIN will interrupt our programming day with a startling update while the Injury Report from the Smileton street hockey scene with ensure we're placing our bets wisely.
To top it all off, our eager hosts keep each other honest with the NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Who's on course and who is faltering? LISTEN to LEARN.
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will get our toes a-tappin' and set some other body parts in motion, too.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
1:41 A Yoga Moment with Angel
13:15 Smileton News Bulletin
15:51 SONG – The Streakening
18:47 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report
25:09 New Year's Resolution Update
33:43 SONG – Oh, Bermuda!
You're gonna love what's about to go in your ears. I'm, of course, talking about this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason as they broadcast from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world. Comedy and original music are what's on the menu and it's a good thing 'cause yum.
Guiding your choices this week just got much easier. From picking out the best events in Smileton's bustling social calendar in AROUND TOWN to the eerily accurate horoscope that has experts confounded (the ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE), you'll find plenty of help when it comes to making choices. Of course, if things go off the rails, you're on your own.
Add to that a paid advertisement from one of Smileton's small businesses and a couple of cracking songs from THE SMILE SYNDICATE, and you'll find you have quite the podcast episode sittin' in front of ya.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:34 Around Town
13:09 Paid Advertisement – Big Dish Satellite Dishes
18:03 SONG – New Year's Skeeve
21:20 Accuscope Horoscope
39:06 SONG – Zip It
Imagine combining the very best episode of The Love Boat with the most thrilling Super Bowl ever. Pretty entertaining, huh? No! That would be a mess! Listen to something better like this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring a satchelful of Funtime with their comedy capering and original music outpourings. Trying to resist the enjoyments on display is a fool's errand.
In a vintage SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER, Miss Elizabeth gives us the goods from the mean streets of Smileton. The Thin Blue Line is keeping the peace and Miss Elizabeth is watching the watchers, so..... things are pretty good, I guess!
In a classic SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, the good people of our dear town have their say and, no matter how baffling, off-kilter or off-putting their utterances are.... kinda lost my train of thought there.
Songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring that sweet sweet music goodness and wow, talk about a podcast episode!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
5:03 Smileton Police Blotter (from May 25, 2020)
15:35 SONG - Lovestorm
17:46 Smileton Community Message Board (April 12, 2021)
32:27 SONG – Werenerd
Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON for the first five minutes and see if you don't find your soul ablaze with joy. Boastful? Hardly.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason bring you a frothy mixture of comedy and original music straight from the heart of Smileton, the littlest town that became a podcasting juggernaut.
In LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, Jason delivers the message of rock from Smileton's greatest living practitioner of the form. Thunderbolts of wisdom and rock will fly down upon us from Rock Mount Olympus and I'm sure you'll join me welcoming the blasts.
Miss Elizabeth does far too many podcasts week in and week out and she's gonna tell us all about a few of them in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP. If you thought Hello, Smileton was off-kilter, wait until you hear about these shows!
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will put a grin on your mug and hop in your step. And that's gotta be a good thing.
HELLO, SMILETON – If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
1:07 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
16:15 SONG – Banana Bus
18:45 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up
35:19 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School
Holy smokes! Talk about entertainment! The latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON is DYNAMITE!
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are broadcasting from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world. And their blend of comedy and original music capering is sure to give you that turbo-powered surge of joy you need to power you through the upcoming week.
In the brand new DEATH METAL UPDATE, Miss Elizabeth presents the news from the screwball world of death metal, Jason's protests notwithstanding.
A SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT will give you the full rundown of the injuries plaguing some of Smileton's best street hockey players. Place your bets accordingly!
And the latest SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD will vex, trouble and baffle even the most stoic observer. We certainly have a motley assortment of characters in this town and they're not shy about letting their freak flags fly.
Two tracks by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will make you happy there's such a thing as music.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
1:53 Death Metal Update
14:13 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report
21:10 SONG – Dirt Bike
23:55 Smileton Community Message Board
36:52 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?
Blasts from the past are upon you in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are present and accounted for and are focused on delivering comedy and original music fun in a particularly robust manner.
The vast archives of this show (and it's prevision incarnation The Smile Syndicate Music Hour) contain riches and two classic segments are revisited with enthusiasm.
A classic DEATH METAL UPDATE presents the latest news and views from the off-kilter world of Death Metal and voicemails from Smileton's leading Death Metal visionary Jorg Flurnstadt punctuate that frothy mix.
The very first SMILETON NEWS ever broadcast is presented once again and features a particularly thrilling traffic report from Smileton's own Scott Skyman.
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring home the fact that for power-packed entertainment, you'll search in vain forever for a better source than this show.
HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.
Show Timestamps:
3:00 Death Metal Update (with Jorg Voicemails) (from October 31, 2019)
23:37 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover
27:35 Smileton News (from July 29, 2019)
47:56 SONG - Goldfinger
The vexatious puzzle that has been plaguing this show for months has finally been solved. Listen for yourself to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and hear for yourself how we have increased the Entertainment Density of this show a thousandfold.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are broadcasting from Smileton and the near-Absolute Zero temperatures outside have not cooled down their comedy and musical capering down one single bit.
The Smileton of the past is explored as we dust off the pages of history to explore THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY. We also get you where you need to be by providing the latest SMILETON TRAFFIC REPORT.
A PAID ADVERTISEMENT not only pays the bills but also points you at the Smileton small business you need to check out for quality goods and/or services and in the thrilling finale, our hosts keep each other honest about their resolutions in the first NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE of 2024.
Add a couple of songs by the Smileton band THE SMILE SYNDICATE to an already jam-packed show and the result will continue to dazzle you long after you've finished listening.
HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.
Show Timestamps:
2:39 This Week In Smileton History
9:40 Smileton Traffic Report
16:19 SONG – Rasputin
20:52 Paid Advertisement – Garbage Catapult Emporium
28:01 New Year's Resolution Update
39:43 SONG - (Maniac) From (Beyond Time)
A supernova of unimaginable entertainment awaits in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from the podcasting capital of the world and their dear town of Smileton is a veritable hot house of joy creation.
The depths of Jason's Inner Mind are plumbed and the sticky globules of truth are brought to the surface in the latest uncanny guide to your future: ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE. Listen, if you've the courage.
Miss Elizabeth brings us a hard-hitting newscast and what you'll learn about our town from it would fill three or four fairly large volumes, single-spaced. The SMILETON NEWS is gonna tell you what's what.
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE are the final ingredient that makes this entertainment cocktail so freakin' refreshing. Drink up!
HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.
Show Timestamps:
3:15 Accuscope Horoscope
25:40 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'
29:24 Smileton News
43:28 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise
A new year gets off to an EXPLOSIVE start with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are showing up as early as possible this year and are fully prepared to deliver the very best in comedy and original music entertainment, straight from Smileton.
A classic NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE will see our hosts checking in with each other about their latest batch of resolutions and vigorously keep each other honest while a vintage SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD will have us getting messages straight from the good people of our town, whether we want to hear them or not.
HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.
Show Timestamps:
3:31 New Year's Resolution Update (from January 3, 2022)
21:55 SONG – I Won't Waffle
26:15 Smileton Community Message Board (from November 23, 2020)
42:53 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox
How does a Christmas Blizzard of Fun sound? I thought so. This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is gonna deliver the best Christmas present ever and aren't you lucky to be on the receiving end?
Jason and Miss Elizabeth take a break from their holiday making to deliver this Yuletide message of comedy and musical entertainment, straight from Smileton.
Gifts are evaluated and rated during a rigorous JASON'S GIFT REVIEW while a classic edition of the SMILETON NEWS keeps us informed of the goings-on from a Christmas past.
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will get you up and dancing and what better way to end the year?
HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.
Show Timestamps:
2:21 Jason's Gift Review
13:13 SONG – Rumpus Room
16:34 Smileton News (from December 14, 2020)
31:52 SONG – Let's Sing Jingle Bells
The podcast you can't get enough of has dropped a huge present in your lap, just in time for the holiday season!
This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, contains comedy and musical outpourings so entertaining, you'll be positively gobsmacked by the experience of listening.
In a classic edition of MAILBAG, hear Jason befuddled and conundrumized as questions sent in to the show spins his mind like a top, much to Miss Elizabeth's delightedment.
In a vintage LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, we'll hear Smileton's living prophet of rock deliver the good word and oh, but don't it feel good.
A couple of songs by Smileton's own 6th or 7th favorite band, THE SMILE SYNDICATE, make this show just the ticket to fuel your holiday cheer.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
1:57 Mailbag (from February 7, 2022)
22:01 SONG – Ice Fishin' Cutie
25:30 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from June 6, 2022)
42:34 SONG – Rogue and Rascal
Podcasting entertainment as pure and crisp as a lungful of mountain air? That's what you want? Well, good, because that's what's on offer in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are more than happy to be able to provide the very best in comedy and original music straight from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world.
In an intriguing edition of DEATH METAL UPDATE, Miss Elizabeth gives us the latest from that bizarre world that mixes fascination and consternation in equal measure.
Smileton's small businesses step up and support the show and earn their way straight into a PAID ADVERTISEMENT.
And our intrepid hosts keep each other honest as they do a year-end round up of how their rashly-made resolutions ended up going in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE.
This, plus music from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE, will be sufficient fuel to power you through the week like a rocketship fueled with joy.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:17 Death Metal Update
17:09 SONG – Boogie Blizzard
21:12 Paid Advertisement – The Joyful Catapult
27:22 New Year's Resolution Update
37:18 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo
It behooves us to provide a warning about this week's episode. If hooking wires straight up to the fun centres of your brain and turning the juice on to full and zapping yourself straight into the most intense good time you've ever had listening to a podcast then plug on in to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are your trusty guides through Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world. Much comedy and musical enjoyment is headed straight your way so brace yourself.
A blast of yoga wisdom from Smileton's most over the top yoga practitioner will hit you full force like an unexpected kick to the solar plexus in the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL.
Smileton is full of things to do and your co-hosts will guide you to some of the most hot of hot spots in town in a brand new AROUND TOWN.
Jason's id, located deep within his fevered brain, seethes and pulsates and produces truth nuggets that rise, unbidden through his subconscious out into the light of day. Why do you care? Well, it's only the source of the world's most accurate horoscope. THAT'S ALL. Listen close and learn what the month ahead holds in store for you in the ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE.
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE put the cherry on top of this hearty steak dinner of a show.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps
3:40 A Yoga Moment with Angel
16:05 Around Town
23:37 SONG – Snow Fort
27:07 Accuscope Horoscope
40:54 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco
One is tempted to liken the impact of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, to being hit with a Cat 5 entertainment hurricane while standing on the peak of the highest mountain top. One is also tempted to recognize this is drastically understating matters.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are beaming and proud and why not? They're only delivering the very best in comedy and original music straight from the heart of Smileton, podcasting capital of the world.
On tap today is a vintage double shot: an edition of the SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER that reminds us all that the thin blue line never rests because there's a lot of nutty stuff going on out there and a PAID ADVERTISEMENT that reminds us all that no home décor is complete without lots of spittoons all over the place.
Surely that's enough for one show? Yeah, you'd think so, but we're not done yet. How about a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK to fill you with the spirit of rock, rocking and other rock-related concerns.
The holiday times are upon us now and we'll be celebrating that fact by playing a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE. If that doesn't get you dancin' and jitterbuggin' and buggin' and crawlin' the walls, I don't know what will.
HELLO, SMILETON. Fall In Love With Podcasts All Over Again.
Show Timestamps
5:38 Smileton Police Blotter / Paid Advertisement (Park Place Spittoons) (from January 2, 2023)
23:40 SONG – New Year's Skeeve
27:21 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from March 6, 2023)
47:58 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox 2000
Cram this show into your ears and ignite your brain with this high-octane funtime rocket fuel. There's no denying the propulsive energy of the entertainment flying out of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are broadcasting from Smileton and their riotous blend of comedy and music has taken the podcasting world by storm.
The mean streets of Smileton have their watcher and Miss Elizabeth reports on the latest from the police scanner in a brand new SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER.
The good people of Smileton have their say and it's sure to leave us vexed and confused. Put on a thick, wool hat and listen to the latest SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD.
Throw in a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from Jason's buddy Lance and two songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say this show is more than enough to fill your belly until the next new episode rolls around.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You LIved Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:06 Smileton Police Blotter
12:39 Paid Advertisement – Musique By Lance
19:23 SONG – In The Year 2525
22:44 Smileton Community Message Board
37:05 SONG – So Far, No Good
Three cheers to you for picking this podcast to listen to. A better way to spend your time has ne'er been conceived so kudos on the great taste you've got on display there, friend. Once you listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, you'll convince yourself all over again just how sound your judgement can be sometimes.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason have stormed back into action, delivering the very best in Funtime Comedy and Musical capering.
Jason's open heart gets him into trouble again with a house guest while Miss Elizabeth gives us the rundown on some of the happenings from some of the 91 other podcasts she does on a weekly basis. I bet you didn't know you needed an all-new edition of MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP, but it turns out you did, so good thing there's one sitting right here for ya.
Place your bets the right way when you get the latest from the SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT. Guaranteed money in your pocket? You heard right.
Miss Elizabeth brings her award-deserving newscast to the world's attention in the latest SMILETON NEWS. Find out what the skinny is here in Smileton and consider yourself well-informed after hearing it.
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE punctuate the proceedings with catchy hooks, danceable tunes and rhythms that will get you out of that hammock and straight onto the dance floor.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
1:16 Jason's House Guest
3:40 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up
19:25 SONG – Dirt Bike
22:45 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report
27:57 Smileton News
38:33 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'
No, this uncannily entertaining podcast did not arise because of a wish made upon a cursed monkey's paw! Who put that idea in your head? I think you'd better focus on putting better things in your head. Like this: the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world and their comedy and music capering is sure to fill your dangerously depleted entertainment tanks.
In a vintage MAILBAG, Miss Elizabeth peppers Jason with questions sent in by listeners and what should have been a straight-forward Q&A session evolves into something far more... delicious?
And our hosts keep each other honest in a classic NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Hear how their New Year's resolutions are coming along and thrill as our no-holds-barred hosts hold each other to account.
Two songs by Smileton's own The Smile Syndicate infuse the proceedings with catchy, up-beat goodness and who could say no to that?
HELLO, SMILETON – If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:32 Mailbag (from August 12, 2021)
23:55 SONG – She Said Hi When I Said Bye
27:32 New Year's Resolution Update (from July 8, 2021)
42:16 SONG – Rhythm 21
Halloween's just around the corner. Do you need to have your spookiest costume on in order to enjoy this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON? Well, no, of course not. What an odd notion. Trouble me no more with this.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth cannot be more excited than they are at this moment. Good thing it's time to present a couple of classic segments from Hello, Smileton (and its previous incarnation as The Smile Syndicate Music Hour). Whether you're in the mood for a vintage, off-putting and baffling edition of DEATH METAL UPDATE or getting direction for your future choices from a years-old edition of ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, you're gonna get what you need.
Delightful comedy capering, straight from the heart of Smileton. But that's not all! How about a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICIATE? Consider the deal sweetened.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:32 Death Metal Update (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, April 1, 2021)
19:48 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo
23:20 Accuscope Horoscope (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, January 11, 2021)
42:33 SONG – Infinity Machine
If you hear only one podcast episode this week, make it this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Why this particular one? How about the fact that listening to this will turn your life upside down for the better. For starters.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason have prepared another all-new assortment of Funtime Comedy Capering and musical enjoyments and it's just what you need to power you through another week.
Lance Brock, Smileton rock guru and music store proprietor, gives us the latest word from Rock Mount Olympus in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK.
A traffic update will help you navigate our town more quickly or point you to some incidents you've GOT to check out. Either way, the SMILETON TRAFFIC REPORT promises to be the most wildly entertaining traffic update you've ever heard.
Our intrepid hosts keep each honest as New Year's resolutions made in haste are checked and re-checked throughout the year and we'll hear how our hosts are doing in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE.
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE put the bow on this dandy little present of a show. Listen!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
6:55 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
24:54 SONG – Zip It
28:00 Smileton Traffic Report
33:05 New Year's Resolution Update
43:59 SONG – The Universe Is Nude
If you can find another podcast that will spin ya harder than a merry-go-round and shoot ya up higher than a see-saw then go listen to it. But since you can't, you might as well stick around and listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth point you to all the most exciting spots in Smileton in another AROUND TOWN. Plot your social activities in Smileton with CONFIDENCE.
A featured word from our sponsor will either encourage you to buy the product or leave you bemused and befuddled. Either way, listen up when one of our sponsors chimes in in the latest PAID ADVERTISEMENT.
The good people of Smileton have their say and it's frequently baffling and confusing. All in a day's work for the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD.
There's also two songs by the band voted 27th most popular in Smileton: THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Have a listen and see why these kids are on the UPSWING.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
1:58 Around Town
10:30 Paid Advertisement – Rose-Colored Vision Care
16:43 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose
20:01 Smileton Community Message Board
36:50 SONG – New Planetoid
One way or the other, listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is going to put you on a better path in life. Funtime comedy capering and musical entertainments is going to brighten your surroundings, your inner state and the road ahead. Is that too much for a single podcast to deliver? Listen to this one and you tell me!
Miss Elizabeth and Jason comb through the archives of this show and present classic segments for our delectation. A look through the history books of our dear town of Smileton plus some rapid fire questions from the kids of today kick off the show. Our plucky hosts sure have to get up to some fancy dancin' to navigate that fun zone! And in a classic DEATH METAL UPDATE, Miss Elizabeth brings us the latest from the off-kilter, off-putting world of death metal.
Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and the elements are all there to change your life for the better.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:50 This Week in Smileton History / Rappin' with the Kids (from May 15, 2023)
25:18 SONG – Breaking The Law
29:00 Death Metal Update (from May 22, 2023)
44:49 SONG – Time of the Great Apes
Stop wasting your time freeclimbing then base jumping and listen to something far more exciting: this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason is dancing twice as hard this week because his trusty co-host Miss Elizabeth is off being a social butterfly at a podcasting conference in nearby Pickle Hills but no matter: a couple of classic segments selected from the archive will provide more than enough entertainment for the upcoming week.
A stone cold classic edition of LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK will have us all giddy with glee as we listen to Smileton's rock sage give us the good word. And in a vintage edition of the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, the people of Smileton have their say and confusion and perplexity will surely follow in their wake.
Chuck a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE in to the mix, why don't ya? And what do you end up with? A piece of dynamite podcasting entertainment, that's what.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Song Timestamps:
2:27 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from (154) 2020-10-08 T - A Lasagna Pie of Stupid)
18:03 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School
22:10 Smileton Community Message Board (from (200) 2021-03-18 – You Can't Call Austin's Dad A Stupid Idiot Nerd)
35:43 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise
Does a single podcast episode have the power to change your life? When you're talking about the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, I'd say the answer to you is: what do you think, Einstein? OF COURSE.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you a collection of entertainment specifically calibrated to fill your joytank for the upcoming week. Whether we're talking about Jason delivering his baffling and thrillingly accurate ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE or Miss Elizabeth pestering her co-host with questions sent in via the MAILBAG, I'd say your next hour or so is lookin pretty frickin' rosy.
But we don't stop there. Smileton's own tunesmiths THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring us two songs that will get us a poppin' and a boppin'.
Not bad for a plucky little show pundits dismissed as "who the hell would want to listen to that thing?"
HELLO, SMILETON – If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
5:10 Accuscope Horoscope (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, episode 127, July 6, 2020)
19:10 SONG – Dinosaur God
24:46 Mailbag (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, episode 136, August 6, 2020)
40:21 SONG – Electric Wiggle
Was the 50th episode of a podcast ever better? I'm asking, because I haven't heard that many podcasts. In any event, this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is pretty good and that's sayin' somethin'.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason once again bring you the very best in Funtime comedy capering and original music outpourings.
Jason shares his latest adventure with Smileton drumming ace Vance Brock. Regardless of how he feels about how things went, you'll find it hilari-lightful.
The latest goings-on in Smileton are presented with authority and a cool theme song in the latest SMILETON NEWS. Listen to this segment and consider yourself well-informed.
Songs by the fairly popular Smileton band THE SMILE SYNDICATE tickle our ears along the way with some songs and all of this together adds up to a pretty crackerjack episode of the show. Will episode 100 be as fun? STAY TUNED.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:15 Smileton Story – Vance's vans
21:45 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover
25:41 Smileton News
41:59 SONG – Rogue and Rascal
No warning labels on this episode but if there was one it would say something like "BEWARE! Contents are INTENSELY ENTERTAINING. AND FUN. LISTEN AT OWN RISK!" Sound like a challenge you're up to? Then tune on in to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason have come out of the comedy and original music laboratories with another winner. Whether you're in the mood to chuckle, laugh or guffaw, you'll find something to like right here.
No amount of consternation from Jason will stop Miss Elizabeth from delivering the latest DEATH METAL UPDATE. Whether it's a fit of the giggles, or news of more festivals raining down on Smileton like locusts, this update has the latest news and views.
Our trusty co-hosts keep each other honest with the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Who has stayed the course? Who has failed the test? Both? Neither? Who? Listen and find out!
Not only comedy capering but catchy music from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will tickle our ears and enliven our spirits.
Such entertainment can barely be contained in a single podcast but here we are. Dig in and LISTEN.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
5:29 Death Metal Update
20:57 SONG – The Candy Man
23:57 Paid Advertisement: Lacey's Ski-Doo and Hot Tub Pick-A-Part
28:51 New Year's Resolution Update
39:09 SONG – 10 Fingers, 9 Toes
"Now that's what I call a podcast!" Wanna be saying that yourself? Then listen on in to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are your trusty co-hosts, broadcasting their comedy and original music straight from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world.
In today's shockingly fun episode, Smileton's rock guru Lance Brock gives us the rock insight straight from his rocking soul in the latest LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK.
Smileton street hockey fans! Tune in to hear the rundown of the latest injuries of your favorite players in the latest INJURY UPDATE. Adjust your bets accordingly!
And in the latest SUNSHINE REPORT, Miss Elizabeth gives us a grab bag of magical experiences she's been having in Smileton lately. Delightful or perplexing, according to taste.
Add to the joy a couple of songs by Smileton's mid-tier pop combo THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've got a podcast episode finely tuned to deliver maximum entertainment impact.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show TImestamps:
1:32 Jason's Unexpected Joy
5:19 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
23:24 SONG – Banana Bus
26:05 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Update
30:58 The Sunshine Report
39:25 SONG – Boogie Blizzard
Surpassing excitement and podcast satisfaction are just some of the takeaways from this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason as they caper and prance their way through the very best in comedy and original music confections. Straight from Smileton and burrowing their way into your heart, you'll swell with joy as you hear the delightful bantering about to assault your senses.
In a classic SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, we'll hear from the good citizenry of Smileton at their outrageous best and if you think Miss Elizabeth doing 91 other podcasts apart from this one means she's too busy to give us a rundown on what's going on in these other shows, then you'd be mistaken. A vintage MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP is the damning proof of your error.
Two delightful songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE mean this show is committed to giving you everything it has week after week.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:19 Smileton Community Message Board (from January 21, 2021)
17:45 SONG – Werenerd
21:37 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from May 17, 2021)
35:35 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk
Be the big shot you know you were always meant to be by applying the lessons contained in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring their unique combination of comedy and original music, all sourced from their hometown of Smileton, to the seething mass of hungry podcast fans eager to feast themselves on the delicious content presented to you now.
In today's episode, the studio audience who join us while we record the show present Jason with a set of their demands. We also debut a brand new segment - SMILETON TRAFFIC REPORT. Drive the streets of our fair town with confidence, style and gusto.
The most eerily accurate horoscope on this whole frickin' planet returns with an installment set up to drive you to future success. The ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE speaks – we bid you listen.
More surprises and two songs from Smileton's own hard rockin' band THE SMILE SYNDICATE? That's some bounty!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You LIved Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
1:45 Studio Audience Demands
6:45 NEW – Smileton Traffic Report
12:25 SONG – World War IX
17:25 Pneumatic Tube – Smileton Grassroots Yoga Concern
24:13 Accuscope Horoscope
38:43 SONG – The Burgled 2000
Podcasting entertainment so intensely enjoyable it'll make your earholes smoke with amazement after listening to just 5 minutes of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Join our hosts Jason and Miss Elizabeth as they joyfully broadcast their comedy and music song capering straight to you from Smileton, Alberta – the podcasting capital of the world.
Jason gives us an update about local yoga bullies and their uncouth theft of his and his buddies' golf carts. You won't believe their plan to get them back!
Miss Elizabeth joins in with the latest SMILETON NEWS in which we get all the news we need about the bizarre, off-kilter goings-on in their dear little town.
Add in an injury report from the over-the-top intense Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League and a paid advertisement from some psychic flim-flam artists plus two songs from Smileton's own rockin' band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say you may have just perfected the podcast form. Listen for yourself and be convinced.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
1:50 Smileton Story – Operation: Golf Cart Justice
17:13 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Psychic Hotline
22:33 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco
26:12 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey Injury Report
31:48 Smileton News
44:06 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?
Have you every positively vibrated in enjoyment while listening to a podcast? If you have, you must already be a listener to HELLO, SMILETON and if not, plug yourself into today's episode and see what you've been missing!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth have emerged from the podcast mines with chunks of comedy and musical entertainment hewn from the rock from far below the surface. Whether you're in the mood from an update from rock music's living embodiment in a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK or you need to hear the ramblings, bizarre utterances and baffling statements of Smileton's citizenry in a vintage SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, this episode has you covered like a warm blanket.
Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've got the perfect recipe for a delightful episode. Come, let us partake of these delightfulments together.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
5:53 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from January 18, 2021)
21:31 SONG – Wannabe
24:56 Smileton Community Message Board (from May 27, 2021)
41:15 SONG – Wheel of Summer
What if you were cast into a snakepit and all those creepy serpents were crawling all around you and there must be thousands in here and uh, I'm drowning in snakes! Now, what if I told you instead of a pit, it was a comfortable chair in a meadow and instead of snakes, it was comedy and original music entertainment in a podcast form slithering all over ya? Would that work better for you? Thought so.
Welcome to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Our trusty hosts Jason and Miss Elizabeth are proud to present their latest batch of comedy and original music confections straight from their entertainment bakery.
Jason's over-the-top yoga instructor screams some sense into us in the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL and soon after that, our hosts point us at some of the tastier entertainment options here in Smileton in AROUND TOWN.
Miss Elizabeth also presents the latest from some of the 91 other podcasts she does on a weekly basis in the latest MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP.
And original music straight from THE SMILE SYNDICATE, too? Did you just say "wowzers!"? That's a good choice of word, friend. "Wowzers", indeed.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps
4:59 A Yoga Moment With Angel
15:15 Pneumatic Tube
18:46 SONG – Dirt Bike
21:31 Around Town
27:05 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up
35:59 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo
Excitement alive! What a dynamo! And what luck that you are about to listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth have their comedy and original music boots on and are about to march across the fields of delight to bring you an entrancing presentation. Straight from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world, their feverish capering will enjoyify even the most sullen soul.
Whether it's peeling open the history books of Smileton to hear about stirring events from the past in THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY or hearing from Smileton citizens themselves as they submit their odd, off-putting and odious messages in the latest SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, you're sure to find something astoundingly entertaining.
All that and songs by Smileton's very own band THE SMILE SYNDICATE? You read that right, friend.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:32 This Week In Smileton History
10:38 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Community Theatre
20:16 SONG – New Planetoid
24:59 Smileton Community Message Board
37:17 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose
Cancel whatever plans you have today. Find a quiet space and let this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, surge into your consciousness like a refreshing glass of orange juice for the soul.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are hitting the airwaves live from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world and are bringing their comedy and original music to all and sundry with the excessive gusto of a hurricane on a bender.
Whether we get the latest from the mean streets of Smileton in SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER or the latest updates from our hosts as to how their resolutions have been going in NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE, you're gonna be entertained head to toe.
Throw in some other comedy fun and two songs by Smileton's own hard rockin' band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say that's enough podcasting deliciousness to last you a week at least.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
5:07 Smileton Police Blotter
14:36 Jason's Death Metal Shout Outs
23:25 SONG – Rasputin
27:47 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report
33:15 New Year's Resolution Update
42:30 SONG - Goldfinger
The Podcasting Gods are smiling upon you this day, my friend. How else to explain this wondrous bounty laid here before you in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are ready to take your eager hand and guide you through a comedy and original music garden that will have you reeling from the heady scents and sensations. Whether we're talking about getting the true word of Rock from Smileton's rock guru in-chief Lance Brock in a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK or getting the pulse of our town of Smileton in a vintage baffling edition of the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, your fun tanks are gonna be filled to the brim to power you through this week.
Add a couple of catchy songs by Smileton's own band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say that's about as good a podcast as a reasonable person could expect, more or less.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:24 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from October 24, 2022)
19:21 SONG – Granny's Gone A-Skinny Dippin'
23:35 Smileton Community Message Board (from June 20, 2022)
40:42 SONG – Rogue And Rascal
What did you do to deserve such a wildly entertaining podcast episode? Who knows, but it musta been something pretty good because this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON is pretty CRACKERJACK.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are right here, right now to deliver the very best in comedy and original music straight from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world.
The annual Smileton Death Metal Festival is underway and predictably enough, the DEATH METAL UPDATE has plenty to say about it, much to Jason's consternation.
The most scientifically accurate horoscope yet devised by man or beast returns and you're gonna get your fortune read to ya straight in a brand new ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE.
Add a couple of songs by Smileton's own chart toppers THE SMILE SYNDICATE and, holy smoke, what a show!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:03 Death Metal Update
20:21 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover
23:54 Pneumatic Tube – Questions from Jorg
29:02 Accuscope Horoscope
43:13 SONG – Rumpus Room
Put on those sunglasses and woolly hat because the brightness of the entertainment coming out of this supernova is gonna require it. Welcome to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world. The comedy and musical confections on offer are so delectable, you'll have trouble just listening once. Like, you'll want to listen more than once. Not that you'll have trouble getting through the episode. Not that.
Miss Elizabeth brings us the latest batch of headlines with the SMILETON NEWS while Jason takes a phone call from his life coach Jerry. Sounds like that's enough hilarity for one show, but I'd be wrong. We also hear a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from a dear Smileton small business and our plucky hosts give us the rundown of the hottest of hot spots in Smileton in the latest AROUND TOWN.
Add a couple of songs by Smileton's own band THE SMILE SYNDICATE, and you have the fixings for the tastiest podcast you've heard in a fortnight.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:19 Around Town
17:11 Paid Advertisement – Park Place Spittoons
25:19 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk
29:04 Phone call from Jerry The Life Coach
32:13 Smileton News
47:21 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox
Comedy and Music Enthrillment just pulled up on a motorcycle with a side-car so jump on in and buckle up for this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are here to personally guarantee your mind will be flooded with joy when you expose yourself to their unique brand of comedy capering and original music utterances.
Whether we're listening to Jason's yoga instructor lay it on the line Yoga 10X Times A Thousand style in a classic A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL, or we get the most scientifically accurate horoscope yet devised in a vintage ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, your sides will split with joyous laughter and boisterous enjoyment movements.
Throw two songs in from Smileton's hardest working band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and, pal, I'd say you'd just cooked up a pretty crackerjack show.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps
3:48 A Yoga Moment with Angel (from March 21, 2022)
18:51 SONG – In The Year 2525
22:21 Accuscope Horoscope (from April 4, 2022)
39:00 SONG – I Won't Waffle
This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is going to grab you by the lapels and drag you on a journey of fun and discovery. How much entertainment can one person possibly bear? Listen and find out!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth present the very finest in comedy capering and original music, straight from Smileton. Whether you're in the mood to hear Jason complain about his run-in with a death metal ne'er-do-well or hear what's been happening on some of the other 91 podcasts Miss Elizabeth produces in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP, you're gonna get what you need.
Add to the mix an injury report straight from the mean streets of Smileton street hockey and a paid advertisement of dubious merit from Miss Elizabeth and I'd say that's enough entertainment nourishment for the week.
But I'd be wrong. Don't forget about the two hard-rockin' songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE! Don't ya do it!
And that's it. Lots of stuff. Dig in.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
02:17 Smileton Story – Rude Death Metal Fan
15:08 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report
21:50 SONG – New Year's Skeeve
25:28 Paid Advertisement – Miss Elizabeth's Supernatural Mystery Investigating Crew
32:01 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up
44:38 SONG – Oh, Bermuda!
Embark on a podcasting journey that will take you to realms of entertainment scarcely dreamed of by man or beast. Bold words? Take a listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and judge for yourself.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are only too happy to be once again delivering the very best in comedy and original music straight from Smileton. In today's episode, Jason's rock guru Lance Brock delivers his latest message of rock in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, giving hope and sustenance to the rock faithful.
Lance's antipode and Miss Elizabeth's buddy Mitch Winchell, interrupts the show rudely via the PNEUMATIC TUBE and Smileton's citizens have their say in a particularly frenzied SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD.
Add a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you'll find that the perfect podcast episode just dropped in your lap. Pick it up and LISTEN.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:02 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
21:05 SONG – Werenerd
25:13 Pneumatic Tube – Mitch Winchell
31:08 Smileton Community Message Board
42:47 SONG – She Said Hi When I Said Bye
Complete Entertainment Satisfaction: guaranteed. Reckless boast or a clear-eyed promise based on years of podcasting expertise? Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and decide for yourself.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are proud to present comedy and original music capering in its purest form.
Whether you're seeking yoga wisdom from Jason's over the top intense yoga master Angel in a classic A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL, or you're here to hear Miss Elizabeth deliver the nightly newscast straight from the streets of Smileton in a vintage SMILETON NEWS, you're gonna come away from this episode positively beaming.
Add in Jason answering questions chucked at him by the youth of Smileton and a paid advertisement from one of Jason's (many) nemesis, Rick "The Stick" Jeffries, you're in for a heap of fun.
Two songs by Smileton's hottest band THE SMILE SYNDICATE round out an entertainment presentation you may feel yourself to not quite be worthy of.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:40 A Yoga Moment with Angel/Rappin' With The Kids (from October 17, 2022)
22:39 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School
27:11 Paid Advertisement / Smileton News (from November 14, 2022)
43:39 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?
You should be warned that listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON will put you off listening to any other podcast ever again, such is its quality and sophistication.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are reporting for duty straight from Smileton and they've got a lot of comedy and original music to throw your way.
Miss Elizabeth is back for another update from the off-kilter world of Death Metal in the latest DEATH METAL UPDATE while Jason seeks to save the town from itself in another stirring SMILETON PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
Knowing what to do when you're in Smileton can be trick, so spoiled for choice are you. So our plucky hosts try to make it easy by pointing you to some of the outstanding hotspots in our dear town in another installment of AROUND TOWN.
Two catchy numbers by Smileton's third most popular band, THE SMILE SYNDICATE, round out the festivities and why are you still reading this? Get listening now!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:53 Death Metal Update
17:31 SONG – Dirt Bike
20:22 Smileton Public Service Announcement – Tattoos
27:27 Around Town
36:31 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco
Put on your fun pants and get ready to be bombarded with comedy and original music entertainment. It's time once again for the latest epsiode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from Smileton and have put together a delightful assortment of comedy capering and musical outpourings so frickin' charming they have to be heard to be believed.
The pages of history are opened once more as we delve into fascinating stories of our dear town in the latest THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY.
Jason generously shares his wisdom with the youth of Smileton in RAPPIN' WITH THE KIDS while a Smileton small business helps us keep the lights on with a brand new PAID ADVERTISEMENT.
Add to that a freewheeling rundown of some of the other podcasts Miss Elizabeth creates in the MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP and some original music by Smileton's hottest band, THE SMILE SYNDICATE, and you've got yourself pretty much the Platonic ideal of what a podcast episode can be.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show TImestamps:
2:14 This Week In Smileton History
12:34 Rappin' With The Kids
22:45 SONG – Rogue and Rascal
25:18 Paid Advertisement – You'll Never Escape Escape Rooms
32:04 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up
41:43 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo
Why are you listening for podcasts? To learn something? Self-improvement? WRONG. You want your socks entertained right off those feet of yours and this is just the show to do it. Welcome to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
A crazy kaleidoscope of fun will appear before your very mind as you dizzily whirl from entertainment to entertainment. Whether Jason and Miss Elizabeth are dazzling you with a stirring PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE or a PAID ADVERTISEMENT, you won't be able to maintain your balance, such is the intensity of the merriment.
And not only that, how does a healthy helping of fun from the good people of Smileton sound? What if I told you it was in the form of the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD? Offer SWEETENED!
Stop it! Too much! Well, apologies, but we have even more: a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE that will see our plucky co-hosts keeping each other honest when it comes to rashly made resolutions.
Add to this mixture of madness two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've pretty much got the recipe for the perfect podcast episode.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:15 Public Service Announcement (Dinner Theatre) / Smileton Community Message Board (from November 21, 2022)
22:23 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'
25:52 Paid Advertisement (Jake Waits) / New Year's Resolution Update (from December 5, 2022)
43:15 SONG – Rhythm 25
Zip up your windbreaker because it's gonna get gusty with comedy winds and original music gales. This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON is gonna hit your ears like a tornadocane and don't it feel so good.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth have strapped themselves in and will caper like crazy to deliver the entertainment goods. Whether you want to hear the latest from Smileton's rock'n'roll prophet in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK or see if our trusty hosts have been keeping true to their resolutions in a fiery NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE, you're gonna find something to entertain the frickin' pants off ya.
But we're not done! Jason's life coach sends an urgent plea to the show and Miss Elizabeth gives us the rundown on what's happening on the mean streets of Smileton in the latest SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER. This, plus a couple of songs by Smileton's on funtime band THE SMILE SYNDICATE means this show literally cannot pack more fun into its rucksack.
Listen, be amazed, and tell everyone you know.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
5:14 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
19:25 Smileton Police Blotter
27:23 SONG – Too Legit To Quit
30:44 Pneumatic Tube – Jerry The Life coach
38:30 New Year's Resolution update
47:34 SONG – The Shape Of Jazz To Come
The astounded look on your face will alert all and sundry that you have just listened to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth report for duty and deliver a healthy dose of comedy and original music, straight from Smileton.
Whether we're getting yoga wisdom from Smileton's violent yoga shaman Angel or we're getting the heads-up on the hottest of Smileton hot spots in AROUND TOWN, there's plenty of entertainment to go 'round. Plus, get yourself fully informed as Miss Elizabeth delivers the latest SMILETON NEWS.
Add to that a couple of catchy numbers by The Smile Syndicate and I'd say that adds up to 60 – the highest possible reading on the Podcasting Quality Scale.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:04 A Yoga Moment with Angel
13:51 SONG – Theme From The Smile Syndicate
16:43 Around Town
25:15 Smileton News
37:35 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox 2000
If you want to experience a thrill more intense than a rocket-powered dune buggy on the frickin' moon, then keep your ears trained on this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
With Miss Elizabeth jet setting to somewhere outside of Smileton this week, Jason is on his own and does his plucky best to bring us the very best of comedy and original entertainments.
Whether we're listening again to classic segments like the NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE or MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP, you'll feel your whole body infuse with the very zesty entertainment vitamins you were desperately craving.
Add a couple of songs by Smileton's funnest band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've just completed that heady stew known as the best podcast episode ever.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:31 New Year's Resolution Update (from July 4, 2022)
15:03 SONG – 10 Fingers, 9 Toes
17:56 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from August 15, 2022)
36:58 SONG – Dinosaur God
A freight train of fun is hurtling straight towards ya with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Brace for impact!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are back in action with another all-new episode featuring the most delightful varieties of capering and funning you've yet witnessed.
Whether it's the off-kilter, off-putting update we present from the wacky world of death metal in the latest DEATH METAL UPDATE or the latest assortment of messages from the citizens of our dear town of Smileton in SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, the needle on your Entertain-o-Meter is gonna be pinned.
Add a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from a local Smileton small business, a stirring message for community improvement from Jason in SMILETON PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT and two songs from Smileton's hardest-working band The Smile Syndicate and I'd say congrats, you just told me the formula for the best podcast episode ever.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already
Show Timestamps:
2:37 Death Metal Update
14:06 Smileton Public Service Announcement
19:48 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover
23:08 Paid Advertisement – Lovercraft Singles Cruise
28:40 Smileton Community Message Board
39:59 SONG – The Candy Man
Listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is kinda like planting a fun bomb in the centre of your brain and having it go off prematurely. It's a bit of a shock, but, jeepers, do you ever feel great afterward.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth, one fresh from her sickbed and the other still complaining loudly that he still doesn't feel well, strive yet again to bring you the very best in comedy entertainment stylings and original music confections.
Two classic segments are brought to the light of day once again. In the first, Smileton's rock'n'roll sage gives us his latest words of wisdom in a particularly crushing edition of LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK. And in the second, listeners from our dear town of Smileton and beyond pepper us with questions that are answered with plucky aplomb in an especially informative MAILBAG.
Add a couple of songs by Smileton's funnest band The Smile Syndicate, and you've got the ingredients for a funtime cure-all that will fix whatever ailments you're currently purporting to have.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:41 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from April 11, 2022)
17:49 SONG – New Planetoid
21:23 Mailbag (from May 9, 2022)
36:12 SONG – Boogie Blizzard
If you're considering listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, then consider this: you're gonna have the socks and pants entertained right off you and kudos for the sound entertainment choice you're about to make.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you comedy and original music from their home town of Smileton and this heady mix is gonna getcha where ya need to be.
Miss Elizabeth brings us a vintage edition of the SMILETON NEWS. Small town news was never so blockbustery. And that's not all! How about a classic installment of ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE where the fevered workings of Jason's inner mind spew out all manner of uncannily accurate prognostications. Sounds messy, but it's actually real fun.
Add a couple of Smile Syndicate songs to the mix and I'd say you've got a pretty decent show right there, I'd say. Good work!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:57 Smileton News (from June 6, 2022)
21:42 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise
25:44 Accuscope Horoscope (ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE (from November 8, 2021)
49:02 SONG – The Burgled
If I told you listening to one podcast episode would change your life forever, would you believe me? While you mull over your answer, why not listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you comedy and original music straight from Smileton – the podcasting capital of the world. In this Very Special Episode, Jason lifts the lid off the hot house of artistic creation as he reveals the latest plans of his buddy Lance and the band he leads: LANCE BROCK'S GOIN' SNAKE.
We'll also hear about what's happening in the hippest hotspots in Smileton in AROUND TOWN and our hosts will keep each other honest with the latest edition of NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Add a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from a Smileton small business, and a couple of tracks from Smileton's hardest working band The Smile Syndicate, and you've got the makings for the best podcast episode you've heard all week!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
1:51 Smileton Story – Lance Brock's School of Rock
15:23 Around Town
22:53 SONG – Dirt Bike
25:34 Paid Advertisement – The Ruby Room
30:40 New Year's Resolution Update
37:38 SONG – Zip It
This is the podcast episode you'll tell the grandkids about. Future grandkids, not the ones you may or may not have now. Such will be the impact on your memory and soul of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you comedy and original music from their hometown of Smileton and such delightedment you've rarely experienced.
Whether we're hearing the grand finale to Jason's ongoing story of being on the world-famous competitive eating reality show HELL'S STOMACH or an edition of Miss Elizabeth's tales of small-scale wonderment out on the streets of our town, we're all gonna be entertained to the utmost.
Throw in a couple songs from The Smile Syndicate, the hardest-working band in Smileton, and you've got the ingredients for the most delicious podcast episode ever.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
9:37 The Sunshine Report (from March 21, 2022)
23:32 SONG – Snow Fort
27:11 Death Metal Minute / Smileton Story – Hell's Stomach, Part Four (from April 25, 2022)
53:08 SONG – Rumpus Room
Ever hear a podcast so fun it'd make you turn your back on bouncy castles forever? Well, you're about to! Listen now to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting live to tape from Smileton, Alberta and their heady mixture of comedy and original music goodness is sure to be the pep tonic your soul has been so desperately thirsting for.
Smileton's reigning rock prophet of rock, Lance Brock, gives us his latest update in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK and this blast of rock wisdom is just what the rock doctor ordered.
The latest installment of Jason's thrilling adventure on the top-rated competitive eating reality show HELL'S STOMACH will have us shaking our heads in wonder at this stirring profile in courage. Miss Elizabeth's gentle skepticism vs. Jason's heedless joie de vivre – who wins? YOU DO.
Songs by Smileton's funnest band THE SMILE SYNDICATE complete the menu for this entertainment feast. DIG IN.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps
7:59 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
27:01 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose
30:33 Smileton Story – Hell's Stomach, Part Three (from April 18, 2022)
48:00 SONG – Rasputin
I hope your face is warmed up because you're gonna be grinnin' and laughin' all the way through this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you comedy and original music fun straight from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world.
In a classic edition of the MAILBAG, Miss Elizabeth peppers Jason with questions hurled in from Smileton citizens and he dances and prances and does his able best to answer these odd, off-putting and occasionally baffling questions.
And in the second part of Jason's HELL'S STOMACH tale, our mighty eater gives us an update about his experience on the world's top competitive eating reality show. TL;DR: it's HILARIOUS.
Add some original music by Smileton's fifth-favorite band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've set yourself up for quite the entertaining podcast experience.
Hurry! LISTEN!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:11 Mailbag (from June 27, 2022)
17:29 SONG - (Maniac) From (Beyond Time)
21:46 Smileton Story – Hell's Stomach, Part Two (from April 11, 2022)
39:12 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk
The stars and the planetoids have aligned and from this cosmic convergence comes an explosive galactic event of pretty big impact: this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from Smileton – the podcasting capital of the world and are extra plucky these days as they present the very finest in comedy and original music.
We revisit a classic story from last year when Jason went on the popular reality show HELL'S STOMACH. Hear the beginning of a tale we'll be hearing again over the next few episodes.
A vintage SMLETON NEWS fills our bellies with fun and why not? That's what it's there for.
All this and original music from Smileton's hottest band The Smile Syndicate means that you're gonna enjoy the frickin' bejeezus out of this one.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
7:28 Smileton Story - Hell's Stomach, Part One (from April 4, 2022)
23:11 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?
27:15 Smileton News (from April 25, 2022)
41:51 SONG - Werenerd
A hurtling meteor? A strange craft from unknown planetoids? What is that streaking across the sky? Ahh, it's just the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are ready to embark with you on a podcast-listening experience like no other. Comedy and original music so intensely thrilling, you'll be white-knuckling it with joy through the whole frickin' thing.
Yoga wisdom is yours, if have the ears and the intestinal fortitude to absorb the punishing messages. Jason's yoga instructor is intense, brutal, and utterly without mercy. So yeah, he knows a thing or two about yoga. Hear the latest from him in A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL.
The wild and wacky world of death metal is laid bare by Miss Elizabeth as she gives us the latest updates from this sinister underworld in the latest DEATH METAL UPDATE.
But we're not done yet! Jason answers questions from Smileton kids and Miss Elizabeth hawks her off-kilter podcasting course, AND there's original music from Smileton's hardest-rockin' band THE SMILE SYNDICATE? That's a little too much fun for one sitting.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:51 A Yoga Moment with Angel
17:16 Paid Advertisement – Miss Elizabeth's Mobile How To Podcast Course
23:08 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco
27:10 Rappin' With The Kids
33:14 Death Metal Update
45:18 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo
Twin dynamos of kinetic comedy and original music fury combine in one dizzying maelstrom to produce this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your fun-lovin' hosts and they're bringing the very best from their dear town of Smileton to the podcasting airwaves.
In a vintage JASON'S LIFE HACKS, hear the harrowing tale of Jason's journey into the world of tattoos and tattooing. It makes Heart Of Darkness sound like a fairy tale babbled by a teddy bear.
And there's also a classic SMILETON NEWS on offer in which Miss Elizabeth highlights key news of the day for Smileton and beyond. Hilarious and informative!
Don't forget about the songs by Smileton's hardest working band THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Two catchy ditties are here to get your face a-smilin' and your toes a-tappin'.
Your new favorite podcast just upped its frickin' game.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
6:14 Jason's Life Hacks (Tattoos) (from September 27, 2021)
28:57 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox
32:14 Smileton News (from October 25, 2021)
49:11 SONG – New Year's Skeeve
Ever since HELLO, SMILETION became your favorite podcast, you've been shunning all other shows. Commendable loyalty to be sure, but you can't listen to us all the time, so try out another show here and there, if only for contrast.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth do what it takes to make sure that heady blend of comedy and original music, cooked up specially for you in the entertainment labs of Smileton, hit you square in the fun zone.
Jason gives us an update about his vengeance plans concerning local radio shock jock Rick "The Stick" Jeffries while Miss Elizabeth gives us a rundown of just some of the 91 other podcasts she produces on a weekly basis in the latest baffling edition of MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP.
It's prizes, cash, and still more prizes when some lucky winner takes home the loot in SMILETON BIG TIME GIVEAWAY and local resident Sunshine Jane issues a warning about using body paint purchased from her shop.
All that plus two songs by the funnest band in Smileton, The Smile Syndicate?! Pal, you've got yourself a show there.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:57 Smileton Story: Jason's Prank Revenge
14:35 Smileton Big Time Giveaway
20:03 SONG – Rogue And Rascal
22:17 Pneumatic Tube – Body Paint Warning
27:51 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up
40:13 SONG – In The Year 2525
Set your senses ABLAZE with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth have a heaping supply of comedy and original music cooked up in their hometown of Smileton that they want to shovel your way so open up your earholes and say AHHHHH.
Let our plucky hosts open up the history book and take you back to important events that happened THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY.
Jason and his Smileton Betterment Society fight the good fight and take on one of the many ills besetting our town in the latest PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. This time, community theatre is object of Jason's ire.
The good people of Smileton have their baffling say as we hear from them in the latest SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD.
Hope you're ready to laugh and smile and dance and laugh again. Sound exhausting? Well, we have to make this show in the first place which is way harder so stop complaining.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
7:08 This Week in Smileton History
15:13 Public Service Announcement
23:28 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover
27:20 Paid Advertisement – Lovercraft
32:14 Smileton Community Message Board
44:00 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School
Cast your ears on this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and learn what pure, smooth podcasting that goes down easy tastes like.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth report for duty and ably deliver that Smileton brand of comedy and original music with plucky gumption that will beguile your senses.
Whether we're listening to Miss Elizabeth give us the latest hilarious update on the wild and wacky world of death metal in a classic DEATH METAL UPDATE or Jason doing his best to correct his town's questionable behaviour, you'll find plenty to enjoy here. As an added bonus, we'll hear from the citizens of Smileton directly in a vintage, unpredictable and often baffling SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD.
Add a couple of catchy tunes by Smileton's hardest working band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've got the fixins for the most delicious podcast you've ever had. Get listening!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:40 Death Metal Update (from January 10, 2022)
28:38 SONG – Granny's Gone A-Skinny Dippin'
32:44 Public Service Announcement (Flip Flops) / Smileton Community Message Board (from September 26, 2022)
51:11 SONG – Goldfinger
Entertainment has rarely been distilled so purely. Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and learn that the greatest podcast ever has just stepped up its game.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth report for duty and deliver the very best in comedy and original music straight from the town of Smileton.
Rock music's greatest living prophet and Smileton resident Lance Brock gives us the good news of rock in the latest LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, your plucky hosts highlight some of the goings-on around town in the accurately named AROUND TOWN, and Miss Elizabeth delivers a Smileton newscast so compelling, your local news people are hanging their heads in shame. It's the SMILETON NEWS and you need to hear it if you want to run around calling yourself informed.
This, plus two catchy numbers from one of Smileton's top bands The Smile Syndicate? Too juch of a good thing? NO SUCH THING.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:53 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
21:09 SONG – Banana Bus
23:31 Around Town
31:30 Smileton News
45:44 SONG – Rasputin
Isn't it weird how the best year ever just kicked off with the best podcast episode ever? Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and learn that this was no accident.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your trusty guides through this labyrinth of comedy and original music, coming to you from the wondrous town of Smileton.
In today's episode, we'll get the latest from the mean streets of Smileton as Miss Elizabeth listens to the police scanner and brings us the greatest hits from the SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER.
Our hosts keep each other honest in this year's first edition of the NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Find out who triumphs over adversity and who thinks this really isn't such a big deal.
Add some songs by Smileton's hottest band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and other surprises and you'll find spending time in Smileton is the best way to launch into your new year.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
5:57 Smileton Police Blotter
15:50 Paid Advertisement – Park Place Spittoons
22:27 SONG – Dirt Bike
25:47 Pneumatic Tube – Another Plea From Jerry
31:47 New Year's Resolution Update
43:48 SONG – Rumpus Room
Can this single podcast episode make today even MORE exciting than Christmas? Podcast pundits say YES.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth proudly present the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and they've got the very best in comedy and music cooked up just the way you like it.
Whether you hanker to hear about Miss Elizabeth's improbably life-affirming experiences around our fair town in a vintage SUNSHINE REPORT or you want to hear Jason tell the thrilling story of trying to shoot a music video with Smileton rock god Lance Brock's band, then drop what you're doing and listen now.
Add two songs by Smileton's hardest working band The Smile Syndicate and what do you get? Entertainment deliciousness.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
6:06 The Sunshine Report (from the January 31, 2022 episode of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour)
21:55 SONG – Boogie Blizzard
26:01 Smileton Story – Lance Brock Music Video (from the March 14, 2022-03-14 episode of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour)
49:32 SONG – She Said Hi When I Said Bye
Once you hear this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, get yourself to the doctor and tell 'em you got something stuck in your brain – it's a huge chunk of comedy and music FUN and it's pushing everything else out of there! The doctor will smile and say "I listen to that podcast, too. I got the same problem." And you go, "physician, heal thyself!" And ol' Doc Sawbones goes "wouldn't even if I could. I love that show."
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are delivering some early Christmas presents – classic segments from their previous podcast "The Smile Syndicate Music Hour." We'll hear a particularly stirring edition of LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK in which Smileton's resident rock guru gives us the rock truth with no bull which might be strong medicine for some, but too bad. And that's followed up by a rousing edition of the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD in which our neighbours here in Smileton flood us with messages that baffle, confuse and flummox even the most steely-minded. It's more fun than it sounds.
Add to that two songs by Smileton's hardest working band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you have the fixings for something tastier than some dumb salad recipe.
HELLO, SMILETON – If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
5:02 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from the September 21, 2021 episode of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour)
24:58 SONG – Ice Fishin' Cutie
28:13 Smileton Community Message Board(from the January 31, 2022 episode of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour)
49:41 SONG – New Planetoid
If you haven't been left reeling after listening to a podcast episode lately, then I humbly ask that you listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON! You'll be knocked sideways by the sheer explosive force of the entertainment contained herein and the joy quivers you'll be left with will continue to resonate for days.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth dig into the Funtime grab bag and pull out comedy and music confections straight from the heart of the town of Smileton.
Miss Elizabeth shares some magical, improbable experiences she's had in Smileton lately with Jason casting a vexed, skeptical eye over the whole thing with THE SUNSHINE REPORT. Soon after, he fields questions from Smileton youth in RAPPIN' WITH THE KIDS. Wisdom or reckless advice – YOU DECIDE.
Smileton community pillar Jorg Johannes Flurnstadt contributes the latest DEATH METAL MINUTE in which he offers holiday-spirited suggestions for decorating your home to express your death metal holiday cheer. And wrapping it up is Miss Elizabeth as she brings us the latest scoops from the streets of Smileton in SMILETON NEWS.
This, plus a couple of songs from one of Smileton's favorite bands The Smile Syndicate?! YUP. Listen now and fill your joy tanks.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
3:53 The Sunshine Report
15:12 Rappin' With The Kids
22:29 SONG – Snow Fort
26:21 Death Metal Minute
29:54 Smileton News
43:06 SONG – The Universe Is Nude
Get ready to swear off all other podcasts when you listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you a veritable comedy and music feast and it's all cooked up with love from the podcasting capital of the world, Smileton.
Whether you want to hear the latest from that fractured world of Death Metal in DEATH METAL UPDATE or hear our intrepid co-hosts improbable progress on their outlandish resolutions in NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE, this show has you covered like the coziest blanket ever.
Add to that a paid advertisement from one of Smileton's eccentric small businesses and a plea for money from Smileton's premiere life coach, then I'd say you'd pretty much described the best podcast episode ever. And did you say there was catchy original music by Smileton's own band The Smile Syndicate as well? I didn't, but thanks for reminding me.
Listen now to the show podcast pundits have called "amazening" and "preposterously edutaining". Not the most elegant compliments, but we'll take them.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
5:51 Death Metal Update
18:21 Paid Advertisement – Ladies Love Jake Waits Supplement Store
25:21 SONG – New Year's Skeeve
28:31 Pneumatic Tube – Plea From Jerry The Life Coach
33:36 New Year's Resolution Update
43:03 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco
Every minute of attention given to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, yields 27 minutes of what podcast pundits have termed "brain-bending bliss". Sounds like a good deal to me!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you the latest from their dear town of Smileton. Colorful characters, improbable situations, catchy music – what else are you looking for?
Today, we'll hear the latest from Smileton rock god Lance Brock in a new LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK who rightly declares that the time to rock is NOW. A Paid Advertisement from a proud Smiletonian who generously offers us tips to snag ladies and Miss Elizabeth catching us up on what's been going on on some of her other podcasts in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP rounds out the fun. That, and other surprises, that is!
Listen to the podcast the selfsame podcast pundits mentioned earlier have called "amusing to the nth degree".
HELLO, SMILETON! If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:19 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
21:06 Pneumatic Tube
25:13 SONG – Dinosaur God
31:05 Paid Advertisement – How To Be A Ladies Man
37:19 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up
49:44 SONG – Let's Sing Jingle Bells
All aboard the joybus as we hit the highway in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are ready to hit ya with comedy and music confections so tasty, you'll clean out your cupboards and rely solely on this show for your ongoing sustenance.
Miss Elizabeth regales us with an update about Bird, a well-known parrot in Smileton (and Jason's sworn enemy) and our happy podcasting pair gives us the latest rundown of Smileton hotspots in AROUND TOWN. Add to that Jason's clarion call to action in the latest PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (wherein he firmly comes out against dinner theatre) and the latest batch of messages from our neighbours in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, plus a couple of catchy songs by the Smile Syndicate and you've got the fixings for a pretty dynamite episode!
Podcasting never tasted so good.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:54 Smileton Story: Bird's Photoshoot
13:08 Around Town
21:53 SONG – Zip It
25:09 Public Service Announcement – Dinner Theatre
32:31 Smileton Community Message Board
43:22 SONG – Turns Out It Was A Hoax
A freight train of fun is headed for your earholes with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from Smileton and bring you that heady mixture of comedy and music you've been craving.
Whether Jason is telling us about taking his buddy Lance to Fast Burger or complaining loudly about reading a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from one of his (many) Smileton nemeses, or Miss Elizabeth is pluckily reading from the pages in Smileton's past in THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY or giving us the lowdown and the info we need in SMILETON NEWS, a dangerously extreme level of fun is guaranteed.
Throw in a couple of songs by The Smile Syndicate and you've got all your basic entertainment food groups covered.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:08 Smileton Story – Encounter at Fast Burger
15:58 This Week In Smileton History
21:25 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise
25:38 Paid Advertisement – Rick "The Stick" Jeffries' Morning Zoo Menagerie Crew
30:28 Smileton News
40:57 SONG – Theme From The Smile Syndicate
Listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON feels even better than discovering 20 bucks in your pocket that you forgot about but here it is and where did you get 20 bucks from oh, right, you've been practicing your pickpocketing skills again.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you Funtime comedy and music served up in a tasty confection that blasts all other podcasts into the dustbin of history where they so richly belong.
A trip into the archives yields two gems: a classic installment of the DEATH METAL UPDATE wherein Miss Elizabeth updates us on all the Death Metal goings-on in and out of Smileton and an ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE that chills and thrills in its still-relevant predictions for the month ahead.
Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own supergroup, THE SMILE SYNDICATE, and you've got the makings for pretty much the best podcast you'll listen to all week.
HELLO, SMILETON! If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:49 Death Metal Update (from episode 181 of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, Jan 11, 2021)
19:48 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin
24:22 Accuscope Horoscope (from episode 256 of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, Oct 4, 2021)
48:18 SONG – Goldfinger
A world of wonder will begin pouring into your earholes once you hit play on this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you the comedy goods straight from the town of Smileton. Whether it's Miss Elizabeth flummoxing Jason with her tale of "rescuing" his rock-loving buddy Lance from the Smileton Catacombs, or it's our hosts keeping each other honest when it comes to keeping their New Year's resolutions, you can bet that hilarity and delightedness are gonna be the result!
Plus, catchy songs by Smileton's own power pop purveyors The Smile Syndicate? That sounds like some kinda show!
HELLO, SMILETON! If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:59 Smileton Story – The Mystery Team Rescues Lance
22:34 SONG – Rasputin
27:55 Pneumatic Tube – Rick The Stick's Show Ideas
34:08 New Year's Resolution Update
46:51 SONG – Werenerd
When's the last time you quivered and tingled with delight while you listened to a podcast? Last time you listened to HELLO, SMILETON? That's the right answer, friend!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you that heady mixture of Funtime comedy and music straight from the heart of their town of Smileton and the happy outcome of all this is that your life gets BETTER.
Whether we're hearing from Smileton's rock god Lance Brock in the latest LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, listening to Jason rant on about Smileton foodies or enjoying the off-kilter communiques sent in from our Smileton neighbours in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, the needle on your Enjoy-o-Meter is gonna be pinned. All that, plus catchy Smile Syndicate songs?! That's a lot of entertainment!
Listen!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already
Show Timestamps
2:50 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
18:57 SONG – Rogue And Rascal
21:07 Public Service Announcement – Foodies
25:48 Smileton Community Message Board
36:53 SONG – Dirt Bike
Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and feel the intense therapeutic re-invigoration our brand of comedy and music can deliver.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are delivering the goods straight from the heart of Smileton – podcasting capitol of the world. Whether it's the latest blast of yoga wisdom straight from Smileton's dominant yoga guru in the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL or Miss Elizabeth getting us up to speed on some of the 91 other podcast she does in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP, fun is GUARANTEED.
Throw in a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from a local Smileton small business and Jason answering Smileton elementary school students questions in RAPPIN' WITH THE KIDS, and you've got the fixings for the greatest podcast episode in the history of the medium.
Don't believe the hype? Listen and realize the hype was UNDERSTATED.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already
Show Timestamps:
5:20 A Yoga Moment with Angel
15:24 Rappin' With The Kids
22:25 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School
26:54 Paid Advertisement – Connie's Kettle
31:52 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up
40:34 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco
Spend an hour with this show and feel a warming glow for the rest of the week. Big words or simple truth? Listen to this episode and decide for yourself!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from the heart of Smileton, podcasting capitol of the world and are eager to share the very best in comedy and music shenanigans with you.
Smileton's hot spots are highlighted in AROUND TOWN and Jason gives us an update about the bet between Smileton guitar store rivals Lance Brock and Mitch Winchell. The whole town's been buzzing and after this update, you will be, too.
A fine Smileton small business sponsors the show and we're happy to tell you all about them in PAID ADVERTISEMENT and to top it off, Miss Elizabeth brings us the happenings from the streets of Smileton in the most impactful and entertaining news broadcast you'll hear all week: the SMILETON NEWS!
Add two songs by Smileton's own band The Smile Syndicate and you've got the makings for a life-altering podcast episode.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
3:25 Around Town
12:13 Smileton Story – Lance vs. Mitch Bet Update
22:39 SONG – Banana Bus
25:28 Paid Advertisement – Jerry The Life Coach
31:29 Smileton News
44:54 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover