Legally Blunt: Recent Episodes
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A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!
Saying goodbye to Hannah and Jonny as they move to the iconic 89X, and saying HELLO to Kim and Lexi who are taking over the morning show on 93.9 Virgin Radio!!!
-when pigs attack!
-AFAF: Am I selfish for spending all my time away from my family?
-throwdown at the bass pro shop
60% of people say that they have experienced something paranormal in their lives. Jonny chats with some Windsorites that are part of that 60%
-We've got Ed Sheeran tix for you!
-FLORIDA OHIO OR CHATHAM? Drunk baconators at popeyes
-WITHER REPORT: Kimmell Cancelled, Team Jeremiah or Conrad, & Cardi B(aby)
-AFAF: Should I have to pay for the stuff my baby broke?
-Dumb Criminal: Florida woman blames drives wrong way, blames husband, flirts with officer
-Heart warming local story
-When your neighbour tries to kill you with a flare gun
-ATTACK OF THE FLYING ANTS
-Emotional Support Alligator banned from Walmart
-Arnie sings a cartoon theme song classic
-Scrotox!
-Kevin the Blind Pigeon: The Movie
-AFAF: Secretly feeding your boyfriend's dog
-Drunk Dumpster Raccoon Babies
-AFAF: Am I a bad parent for refusing to get my 16 year old a smart phone
-DUMB CRIMINAL: Barbie Jeep DUI
-KUNG FRIES: BACK OFF
-Unexpected Viagra side effects
-Doug Ford: "Get rid of the speed cameras!"
-This guy has a magic spell for your garden
-AFAF: Influencer Sister-In-Law ruined birthday...and I'm the bad guy?
-"The Robots Are Here." -Melania Trump
-The most expensive lego set ever is gonna drop next month...and it doesn't even have a butthole?
-How would you spend $5k? (and how you could win it!)
-SURPRISE SERENADE: Who else is ready for fall?
-DUMB CRIMINAL: Nearly Naked Mud Man
-Medieval Health Hacks
-Robots are rebelling against counting
-Sandwich news!
-Reformed spider hater
-Doug Ford pouring one out for Amherstburg
-AFAF: My husband wants me to be a tradwife even though I have a full time job
-The radio station breaks down after the Orgy dome closes
-More radioactive shrimp!
-Eating mushrooms & alien autopsies
-Bob Katter is screaming mad again
-Getting fired for pretending to be Michael Jackson
-PET PEEVES!
-FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM: Pajama Justice
-Hannah calls to weigh in on Taylor Swift's Engagement!
-The most EXTREME City council meeting ever BRAAP BRAAAPPP
-AFAF: Proposing at a gym, and telling your friend their proposal sucks
-Wanna have some spooky fun for a good cause this September
-Maybe the funniest doctor's office voicemail ever
-John Cena is SERIOUS about coffee
-FYI: Doug says leave the dogs alone
-Wither Report: Jonny does his best Selena and Benny impression
-Raccoon Parties
-Shrek yourself and you WILL wreck yourself
-Worst mistake a judge could make
-Biggest Freudian Slip of all time
-What is a 3-hour night and how could it save your marriage
-Save a life, get flipped off
-SCIENCE CORNER: Frankenstein Rabbits
-AFAF: selling the furniture my bro gifted me
-Ugliest dog in the world 2025
-Bezos is gonna ruin James Bond
-People in Europe are selling tickets to their wedding to strangers
-A voicemail from Grandma at 6 in the morning
-The most unhinged commercial of all time triggers a listener about a peeing incident
-Getting stuck in a Chuck-E-Cheese
-Flight attendant strike
-Science Corner: Keep your eye on the sky for meteors tonight! (is it another hint about Taylor Swifts new album?)
-An ash scattering was interrupted by Spotify
-AFAF: Was I wrong to complain about a dog at a restaurant?
-Tim Hortons X PWHL X Barbie?!
-Whats Appening: Repost on Instagram
-Taking Off Work because the vibes are off
-Wither Report: Mariah Carey had no idea Katy Perry went to space, & MGK tries to pull a Charizard
-Most unhygienic things that people do all the time
-Florida, Ohio, Or Chatham? Where did the Buttcrack Bandit strike?
-These wedding venues might convince Jonny to finally get married
-AFAF: Should I have to move out so my roommates bf can move in?
-Embarrassing injuries
-A zoo in Denmark wants to feed your pets to their animals
-Wither Report: Drinking your wife's sweat and Hannibal Lecter gives Kim K a shoutout
-Finding out your drag name for Rupaul Werq the world tour tickets
-Remember Murder Hornets? This is worse.
-New collab about to drop & Jonny might like Reese's a little too much
-Wanna join the scream club? Supposed to be good for you!
-AFAF: My GF keeps eating fast food alone in the car...red flag?
-A surprise fond farewell to Hannah (temporarily) aka Try not to cry challenge: level impossible
-A tortoise that ran away at 100km/h
-WITHER REPORT: Ozzy's memorial, JustKaty Update, & Pizza Pope
-Sci-Fi Corner: Comet or Alien??
-Most unhinged unsafe things you did as a kid
-Mislabeled can recall that could accidentally get you drunk
In today's update...
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Katy Perry had a bit of a faux pas while on her date with Justin Trudeau in Montreal!
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Asking For A Friend: Did I overreact when my husband bought the wrong coconut water?
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What name brands are you loyal to?
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This summer syrup is back at Starbucks!
and more!
In today's update...
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ToxicTuesday: You can catch someone cheating using this item that's probably in your bathroom RIGHT NOW!
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Have you ever inherited something weird?
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The Novelty Popcorn Bucket Battle just got taken to a whole new level
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Home Depot's new 12-foot skeletons have some WICKED new features
In today's update...
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What To Watch: Bend It Like Beckham 2 & our review on the new Happy Gilmore
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Asking For A Friend: Is it gross to floss in public?
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ScienceCorner: Mosquitos fighting mosquitos.... What could go wrong?
and more
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong to ask my guests to leave because they didn't like my dog?
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Chuck E Cheese arrested in Florida
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The Harry Styles products we've all been waiting for
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How Windsor's underground, illegal pickleball community is fighting back
-The Harrow Fair Outhouse Races are BACK BABY!
-WHAT TO WATCH: Long awaited sequels and a show that seems like it was made up by Hannah
-RENT FREE: A listener is distraught about Hannah leaving & Joe Exotic has a new song about weenies
-Best poutine in Windsor?
-Tesla drive-in
-The way Gen Z answers the phone is pissing people off/ Gen Z stare
In today's update...
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Which cartoon characters would you rather be in a relationship with
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Asking For A Friend: My sister is mad that we made her "go thirsty" at the family dinner
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BasicBupdate: Starbucks is adding new drinks to the Fall menu, and getting rid of some of last year's faves
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The inside scoop on who's filling in for Hannah on her maternity leave
In today's update...
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Pepsi's newest flavour might finally make you choose it over Coke
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Mosquito laser defense system has us tasting sweet revenge
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Surprise btthle swabs and why they aren't what they used to be
In today's update...
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Jonny opens up about his unexplained absence
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Asking For A Friend: Am I wrong to be jealous of my husband's A.I. bot girl?
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BasicBupdate - The PSL is returning later than ever this year
and more!
In today's update...
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ToxicTuesday: This is how women are meeting successful men in NYC!
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Olive Garden COULD BE COMING BACK to Windsor?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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What To Watch: The new Superman movie, and here's why
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: Is it a red flag that my boyfriend says all his exes are crazy?
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Leamington is cutting a HUGE cheque for the at-risk birds
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The 50 Hottest Guys of All Time and who they missed
and more
-Its the most wonderful day of the year
-AFAF: Is it tacky to ask for cash for a kids birthday party
-The most swiped man of all time has found love and we're pro matchmakers
-BEST FRIES IN WINDSOR
-The third installment of an iconic franchise is finally coming after 18 years
-Happy birthday to the world's most famous hippo
-The promo our bosses DON'T want you to know about
-SCIENCE CORNER: Your time is being stolen and you probably don't even realize it
-Bandwagons you hopped on that disappointed you
-A new first date trend that Hannah doesn't like
-WITHER REPORT: Sea World rap series, Hugh Grant asleep at a sports event, & Coldplay shades Toronto
-What is the longest it took you to leave a venue or event?
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Mattel has released a new Barbie doll with Type 1 Diabetes!
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Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong to ask my sister & brother-in-law to leave because they were hogging the bathroom?
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Who would win in a fight, 100 Americans or 100 Brits?
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The new Vernors flavour coming to shelves near you
In today's update...
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RIP to another Canadian Sweet Treat Legend <!--3
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ToxicTuessday: What does your car choice say about your personality? Red, green, and beige flags based on make & model
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The "Enhanced Games" and dr*g testing in the competitive eating world
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-Mixing metaphors and getting sayings wrong
-Taco Bell Prank that has us BAHAHAHA-ing
-AFAF: Kicking your sister out of your baby shower after she chirps your babies name
-WITHER REPORT: A Spice Girl got married and its bringing up trauma for Jonny
-RETURN OF THE GLIZZY GOAT!!
In today's update...
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Happy Fourth of July! We celebrate with Jennifer Coolidge and Martha Stewart Hot Dog Math
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Asking For A Friend: Is it gross that I asked someone to put sunscreen on my back when I have bacne?
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The latest wedding trend that has some people outraged, and others saying "FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT"
-FLORIDA OHIO OR CHATHAM? Weed smoking granny joyrides through a cemetery
-Worst guitar solos of all time
-This brand is going bankrupt after 138 years and Hannah's the only one who can save them
-RENT FREE: Seagull impersonators and Wicked thongs
-Should cashiers be able to sit/lean on the job?
-FYI: Brass knuckle fights at Mcdonalds & a tik tok challenge has local youths hassling Lasallamanders
-WITHER REPORT: Diddy trial verdict is in!
-How your crotch could get you in trouble with airport security
In today's update...
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Rent-Free: The Ying Yang Twins performing at Sea World in San Diego
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Dopamine Anchoring is a life hack that will make you WAY more productive!
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Asking For A Friend: Is my BF the worst for asking me to dress conservatively for his sister's wedding?
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Low-Carb snacks and their questionable ingredients
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Buying Praying Mantis eggs from Costco
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: Am I a bad friend for telling my single friend she isn't as attractive as she thinks she is?
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BasicBupdate: Lululemon is coming for Costco
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The mysterious closure of a Walkerville business is one of many in the last few years
-Most trusted brands by generation
-What To Watch: Squid Game and British Jack Black skateboarding
-How many scrapes/bruises do you get a year?
-This iconic business is SAVED
-A childhood character is starting an adult themed online service
-Wither Report: Bratz movie dream casting, Marshmello face reveal, Celebrity cook books
In today's update...
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WitherReport: The Diddy Prosecution rests, and Tight End University's surprise special guest
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Asking For A Friend... Is it a red flag that my GF won't stop cleaning my apartment?
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The new DQ Blizzard flavour that will remind you of your childhood
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We speak with a Windsorite who had a $7,000 vet bill
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Trying the new McD's International menu items (and some diabetes snacks!)
In today's update...
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ToxicTuesday: He thought his GF was cheating on him because she went to Michael's
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch goes psycho with their new ad campaign
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Viagra is good for your bone health - in more ways than one!
-We surprised a 5 year old fan of the show at her birthday party!
-AFAF: Was I wrong to tell my sick husband to clean up his own puke?
-NEW CONTEST COMING SOON: WIN A TRIP TO LONDON, ENGLAND PLUS $$$
-DUMB CRIMINAL: How to get married without realizing it
-Ever broke something valuable?
In today's update...
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This year's World University Rankings, and how the University of Windsor did in 2026!
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Asking For A Friend: Is it weird that I don't want to share a toothbrush with my GF?
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A dissertation on why Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber unfollowed eachother
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The World's Biggest Data Breach and how you can protect your information
and more!
-WTF is a shelf cloud??
-WHATS APPENING: Double date feature on dating apps
-Be in a TV show about Boblo Island! & Which Star Wars character is you (in bed)
-Welsh Bog Snorkeling Championships
-Fishflies VS June Bugs VS Canadian Soldiers
-DUMB CRIMINAL: Service Ontario Crook brags about crime
In today's update...
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Facebook Marketplace went from using real currency to using THIS
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Asking For A Friend: Was I rude to bring a Tupperware of my own food to the party?
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FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM?! From which wild locale does the WIENERBOAT hail?
In today's update...
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Roald Dahl facts you didn't know you needed
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ToxicTuesday: What happened to the people who "peaked in high school"?
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The new TikTok decorating trend that experts don't recommend!
-Cicadas Vs. Fishflies....Keep your mouth closed
-AFAF: Biebers new slang, Brad Pitts New GF, and who is Damon Salvatore's Brother?
-RENT FREE: Española Oilers & Weekend Windsor fun
-Ed the Zebra is safe, but a little dizzy
-Car troubles and weed store loyalty
-AFAF: Should I tell my gf to stop talking with an accent
-How to get a Chanel gift bag from the hospital
-Diabetes update!
-The owner of Windsor Express loves the show.
-Arnie Goes 1000 Miles, Chimps Talk
-AFAF: Was I Wrong to secretly sell alcohol at a dry wedding?
-Most dangerous intersections in Windsor
-The Price Is Wrong: Jonny might be a murderer
-Happy Fathers Day! Jonny's busting out a yearly song for all the DADS!
-Squat Break For Office Chair Butt
-AFAF: Pope Swag, Man's Best Friend, Watch me Nae Nae (in prison)
-New local kids book alert! We talk with the authors.
-Where da barf bags go?
-What kind of tomato are you?
-Best colours to wear on first date
-This part of a man's body is dirtier than a toilet
-Holy Matri-moo-ny in Ontario
-FYI: A seductive new price hike has Hannah confused
-Chistina has a baby shower present for Hannah and now Jonny is confused
-AFAF: Is it too much to ask my GF to fart in the bathroom?
-Gen Z is ruining WHAT NOW?!
-We wanna fill your hole.
In today's update...
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The new iOS update <<<< ... These new features will have you BOTHERED
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How many sauces do you have in your fridge?
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The World's Smallest Violin could be playing in your butthole right now!
-Jonny ruined Hannah's Baby Shower!
-AFAF: Was it weird and selfish to lock up the work fridge?
-THE PRICE IS WRONG: Can you order these items from Shoppers from least to most expensive?
-Big Wiggle is hanging their well-loved instruments.
-Humanoid Robots will be delivering your Amazon packages
-What's a Granny Shower? and who is Mo-Mo?
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: My husband's last-minute dinner parties are driving me CRAZY!
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Windsor Pizza vs. Cornwall Pizza
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Tom Cruise broke a Guinness World Record with his new Mission Impossible movie!
-A 2 and a half year old got into MENSA?! Hannah's husband was also a genius baby
-There was a tornado last night?!
-How Arby's can make or break your relationship
-How adult Tummy Time can help you...also what happened to ROFL??
-Darkness retreats just dropped, we've got concerns about the bathroom.
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: My GF is mad that I didn't tell her THIS part of my body was fake
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Embarrassing moments at airport security
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Hannah's Basic BUMPdate
In today's update...
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WhatToWatch: Hannah's official review of the new Mission Impossible movie
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Sounds you HATE... And the things you'd do to escape them
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Toxic Tuesday: Etsy Witches are ratting you out to your crush
and more!
-Jonny's back from DEMI LOVATO'S WEDDING?!?!
-AFAF: Who gets the master bedroom in a group AirBNB?
-A poorly timed Chicken Delight is ruining Hannah's life
-250 Million bees are no match for Jonny's Dad
-What's Appening: Tinder Height filter
-Bad Hair Days for Shawn Desmon Tix
In today's update...
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Toxic Tuesday: This new SMART RING is the latest wearable tech to catch a cheater
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Weird things to carry in your purse
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Getting ghosted by the Mayor of Windsor, Drew Dilkens
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They don't want to see your CANS at CANNES
and more!
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Taylor Swift has been called as a witness in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni lawsuit, and she is NOT happy about it!
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Asking For A Friend: Should I dump my GF because she said Chris Evans is hotter than me?
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It's about time Town Criers made a comeback
-Accidentally honoring Sir David Attenborough (who also has a famous brother btw)
-Asking For A Friend: Forcing your husband to miss the Leafs game on Mother's Day
-Wither Report: Simon Cowell In Your Bed, Ben <3's Latinas, & Mariah Carey's BS comfort food
-New Midwest Pope just dropped!
-A Mother's Day message for Hannah (That hopefully corporate didn't hear)
-POPTART ICECREAM SANDWICHES?! We have a better idea.
-Cops accidentally got a whole town high
-Manatees are off the endangered list...and people don't like it?
-Local mothers day ideas (GET WOMEN FLOWERS)
-Productivity hack: Make everything back to school
-Parliamentary shade between Quebec and Alberta
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for not offering my friend coffee for driving me around?
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Florida, Ohio, or Chatham: Racoon with a meth pipe edition
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Hannah almost kidnapped Canadian rock band "The Arkells"
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The best and worst-dressed of last night's MET Gala, plus who showed up in the same outfit!!!!
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Do you put your milk or cereal in the bowl first?
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Things that are "sexy" now that wouldn't be sexy 20 years ago
and more!
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Happy Cinco de Mayo! This year, the Stand N Stuff conspiracy takes on a whole new level!
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Asking For A Friend: Is it okay to save a spot in a grocery checkout?
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At Caesars Winsor, Jonny will always win big at the Jack Black table
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Tims newest (and most controversial?) menu item
-Would you wear a charcuterie board on your head? (Also egg conspiracies)
-AFAF: Was I wrong not to change my nephews diaper?
-How much does it cost you to go to a wedding in 2025
-DUMB CRIMINAL: A road rage pooper from Pennsylvania
-7 Hannah's VS. 1 Jonny...Who wins that fight to the death?
-Wither Report: Hulk Hogan has a new hustle and Hannah questions UFC rules
-THROWBACK THURSDAY: Hannah's soundtrack to killing Jonny implicates a local stage actor
-"YoU wOuLdN't StEaL a FoNt!!"
-Getting rescued from a mountain twice in one week a.k.a The Jon Krakauer Book Club
-What mom REALLY wants for Mother's Day. Good news: its FREE.
-Best and Worst Kentucky Derby Horse names + wtf is a mint julep?
-We went to a read-a-thon at a local school and the students have a message for you
-FART OR NO FART??
-We found the perfect cat for "Adopt A Pet Day" & Tax Deadline Day
-AFAF: Is this wife an ass-hat for a salary double standard
In today's update...
- Toxic Tuesday: Have you ever had an awkward run-in with an ex?! It's got nothing on THIS!
-The Pop Culture crossover episode we definitely knew we needed
- It's us versus New Jersey in the battle over a Canadian classic!
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It's Election Day! Hannah and Jonny made some attack ads for eachother, as future political opponents!
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One Second celebrity impressions that were WAY harder than we realized
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Asking For A Friend: My sister skipped being my Maid Of Honour because her dog died... Am I the worst for not wanting to stand with her?
-What’s stinkier: Human Rave or Baby Rave?
-Insta-ception might blow up your phone
-"Granny has a heart attack, face down in the soup"
-Female monkeys are teaming up and Queening out
-Chuggin’ beers and rippin’ guitar solos
-EVERYTHING you can win next week
-Flexin’ on the h0es with your snappy new kite
-A Windsor Whiskey-maker has the PERFECT name
-Walmart's new anti-meat theft measures
-Times you got stabbed, stuck, or skinned
-Would You Rather: Go to the doctor or check your email?
-Joe Exotic has a new song and a new man...he did both of them in prison.
-Are you more or less overwhelmed than last year?
-New cheesy protein hack & Jonny's Krill Pills
-Hardest things not to eat while pregnant
-WITHER REPORT: New golden bachelor & New Popes
-AFAF: My man moaned something weird in bed...what does it mean?
-DUMB CRIMINAL: Don't offer the cops Vodka Spritzer
-NO SPOILERS People are having big reactions to the new season of Last Of Us and Hannah has an alternative
-We give a guy $500 then chirp his voice
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Have you ever been mistaken for somebody else? It happened at an event we were at last Thursday, and Jonny's going to send his stunt double in from now on!
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ToxicTuesday: the BEST thing to say when you get broken up with to make sure you ALWAYS have the upper hand
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Why you shouldn't be polite to A.I.
and more
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Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for not bringing anything to the Easter potluck?
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The common car feature that you'll NEVER be able to un-see
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New business alert! Another sweet treat spot is coming to YQG
-Ever said something you immediately regretted? Hannah did recently...
-Scott shares a regret story then swears on the radio
-4/20 is this weekend and there's a special way to celebrate
-WHAT'S APPENING: XChat is coming
-How to have the perfect day according to SCIENCE
-WHAT TO WATCH: New movie alert with a stacked comedy cast, a Euphoria revelation, Old and New Seth Rogen content, Will Forte looks like he drinks a lot of milk but he doesn't
WITHER REPORT: Mick Jagger thinks Hannah is funny
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Hackers made Silicon Valley crosswalks sound like Elon Musk
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Asking For A Friend: My wife's cooking might accidentally unalive someone, was I wrong to tell her??
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New Tim Hortons drinks that are VERY high tech for the Canadian chain
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Scam emails and why we won't fall for them
On today's show...
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Rent-Free: Ron's Wild World is about to be your favourite TikTok channel hosted by a 60-year-old man
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Jeff Bezos' correctly timed face plant
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The 97-year-old who just became a MOM for the first time
and more!
In today's update...
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RentFree: Throw FISH, not popcorn
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Asking For A Friend: Should I dump by BF bc he keeps waking me up on purpose?
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45-Foot N*ked Woman statue causing turmoil in San Fran
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Science Corner: Why are we bringing back extinct species in 2025???
In today's update...
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What are things that happen as an ADULT that make you feel like you got picked last in gym class?
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Wes Anderson's newest project and why Jonny is instantly on-board
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Updates RE: the giant dong statue in Amherstburg...
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1 in 50 men think they can beat a horse in a race, what are you delulu about?
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Asking For A Friend: My GF wants to break up with me because I like Sabrina Carpenter
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Why the cops got called to the Minecraft Movie screening
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Painting potatoes instead of eggs
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BIG HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
-74% of people say they never touch this while driving...do you?
-This woman charges her husband to be a stay at home mom and she's NOT cheap $$$
-Aliens love Ontario and hate the East Coast
-Wither Report: Steve Irwin's son is the whole package, Don't drink and Liam Neeson
-AFAF: Should i have to pitch in for a gift when I didn't get to sign the card?
-Is Ed Sheeran hot? Depends how many margaritas you've had
-What's Appening: Instagram is getting rid of a feature...that we never needed in the first place
-FYI: Tariff Penguins, Wang Wars, and Spelling Bee trauma
-Are you for or against a front yard dong statue?
-Storm sounds that keep you up & PIPER NO!
-BEST OF WINDSOR-ESSEX WINNERS!
-Huge news and an even huger drum roll
-Nintendo had some big announcements and Hannah doesn't want to hear it.
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Going "Dino Mode" is the new life hack to eating your daily veggies!
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Your email address could be AGING YOU...
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DumbCriminal: The Floor Is Children Edition
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It's April Fools Day (Hannah's least-favourite holiday), and here are some of the best pranks so far
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ToxicTues: What made you realize that you had a fake friend?
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How to NOT overshare with your co-workers
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A potentially not-true history lesson
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Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell are giving rom com IRL
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Asking For A Friend: Is what my husband did considered financial infidelity?
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Mysterious pee jugs evidently can NOT be recycled
-Could you handle a 16 inch sausage?
-SCIENCE CORNER: Disturbing ocean facts that will ruin a classic kids movie forever
-WITHER REPORT: 20 years of being traumatized by this show
-AFAF: Should my gf have discussed her promotion with me before accepting it?
-A job eating Easter candy becomes a deep dive into bunny lore and violence
-Fireball wants to give you a lifetime supply of whiskey...if that lifetime is almost over
-This story from Jelly Roll's show in London, Ontario had us crying
-SCIENCE CORNER: Hannah is vindicated and triggered and teaching us big words about how to sleep better
-WITHER REPORT: Gwyneth VS. Meghan
-A glory hole is open again in California for the first time in 6 years
-World happiness report suggests we need a Drake comeback
-AFAF: "What's weirder? Drinking Dr. Pepper at the gym, or my bf freaking out about it?"
-What's Appening: This app could save your immortal soul
-FYI: Chief Waffle is cracking down
-Worst roads in Windsor-Essex & Parking lot incidents
-Creative baseball snacks just in time for the MLB season
-Wanna hear ChatGPT scream for its life?
-A trip to the ER from a fisting gone wrong...Hannah's got a hot take.
-Will Snow White be ruined by back hair? & Jonny's secret Pizza shame
-The German Forklift Championships: DAS GUT!
-WHAT'S APPENING: Financing your junk food
-FYI: A local favorite is reopening and Jonny has OFFENDED Hannah about it
-AFAF: What percentage of blame does this wife get because her husband burned himself?
-WITHER REPORT: Fighting guy for President, Pete Davidson is a dirty line cook again, & Tom Cruise is on his way in a helicopter to take your girl
-The first April fools joke of the year has Hannah ready to burn down the studio
-WITHER REPORT: Sia's divorce and secret baby, Hailey Bieber's stalker lawsuit, & Bad Bunny's unfortunate underwear ad
-Ever got food poisoning? Someone did courtside at a basketball game
-This Scottish fan of Canadian hockey NEEDS to be in the next Austin Powers Movie
-Welcome back to the stranded astronauts! (and their alien baby?!)
-WHAT TO WATCH: Jared Goff will be on a new season of a Netflix show...but is he secretly married to Hannah?
In today's update...
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Hannah went to The Bay at Devonshire Mall to scope the deals! Here's what's on-sale, and what's NOT
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Asking For A Friend: I kicked my BF out for pushing my cat, did I overreact?
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The Bachelorette Party that mended North American fences
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Toxic Tuesday: If your name's Garrett and your girlfriend's in Nashville, we've got some BAD news...
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What food could you eat every day for the rest of your life, and why is it NOT the big mac
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Listeners call in about their most traumatizing SPILLS
In today's update...
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A surprise St Paddy's Day ditty
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Asking For A Friend: Is it offensive to dress like a leprechaun?
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The LUCKIEST thing that's ever happened to you
and more!
-Hannah's an old cat man
-How long would we all have to pee to fill the Grand Canyon
-AFAF: MY Bf got a pornographic tattoo and didn't tell me...should I dump him?
-TICKETS ARE TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE
-FINALLY confirmed whether or not we saw Lucious Malfoy's dong.
-An insurance company made the best Batman movie of all time
-Jonny's Sugar Shack Surprise Serenade
-100 Harry Potters VS. 1 Million Kermit The Frogs...Who wins?
-Things that shouldn't be embarrassing but are: Squeaky shoes, cardigan capes and butt sweat stains
-DUMB CRIMINALS: The Ballad of Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie
-WITHER REPORT: Where's Kelly Clarkson?! & The Detroit Mom's Spaghettis
-Rich people are eating Mermaids
-Welcome back the Blood Worm Moon!
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: Can I ask my neighbour to stop double-locking their car?
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ScienceCorner: The Perfect Hard Boiled Eggs and why you'll never make them
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FART or NO FART? You decide
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Have you ever called 911, and was it as traumatizing as THIS experience?
In today's update...
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This Canadian company will provide enough beer to get you through the Presidency!
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Things you feel guilty about still buying from America
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What To Watch: Surprise Lucius Malfoy dong!
In today's update...
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Daylight Savings Time is ruining our lives and maybe turning us into dinosaurs
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THIS is how you get kicked out of the gym
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Asking For A Friend: Is it a red flag for my partner and I to spend time in separate rooms?
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Are Costco Dog prices finally going up??????
-Adding flowers to food makes anything fancy (another thing Jonny has in common with Meghan Markle)
-Joe Canada IS BACK
-AFAF: Am I selfish for eating steak and feeding my family fish
-King Charles is coming for our jobs and getting down to BOPS
-DUMB CRIMINAL: This guy loves trains a little bit too much
-What's your lock screen pic? People judge you for this one.
-Steve Carrell is officially more daddy for this one crazy reason!
-An Eagle fought a Canada Goose the other day and the symbolism is too accurate.
-WHAT's APPENING: Read Receipts are encouraging people to scam you
-Canadian Snacks! (a.k.a How to Eat Hickory Sticks)
-RENT FREE: A local business that is SCARY GOOD, and travel tips for Morrisburg, Ontario
-What changes would you make to public bathrooms?
-People have questions about Hannah's Beep Milk
-AFAF: Is not having social media a red flag or a green flag?
-Wither Report: Ben's circle of Jens, Dublin down on Barry shade, & Gwyneth's menopause drinking guide
-FYI: Talkin tariffs, our version of the Boston Tea Party, & Suspected coffee cannabis
-What's Appening: New emojis are coming soon
-A soccer ref got bit on the testicles
In today's update...
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RANKING paczkis on Paczki Day, with a side of childhood trauma
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Big changes to the Mail app on iPhones (thanks, we hate it)
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Jonny reads Bianca Censori's instagram for the articles
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New banana who dis
In today's update...
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Mark Zuckerberg can buy a lot, but he can't buy this!
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Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong for calling my gf curvy (complimentary)?
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Gordon Ramsay's losing money for THIS unlucky reason
-Favorite part of a woman is......?
-AFAF: Was I wrong to tell my micromanaging bf I'm not making his coffee anymore?
-Hannah's runny oats and bad jokes
-THE ANNUAL FLORIDA MAN GAMES
-FYI: Cirque du Soleil is in town and Hannah is OBSESSED
-Wrinkly wiener...costumes at the polar plunge for Special Olympics Ontario!
-FACEBOOK FINDS: A singing hotdog telegram?!
-Shrek 5 critiques and launching Katy Perry into space
-What is the worst thing you ever dropped on your foot?
-This guy won a lawsuit about commercials before a movie
-Scotland has an official new tartan...for witches!
-Ever find something in your food that didn't belong there?
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: Can I tell my wife that I hate when she sings in the car?
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How Windsor-Essex and Chatham-Kent landed on the list of Canada's Happiest Places To Live
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Dumb Criminal: Is a quinoa kink a crime?
In today's update...
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A 6am dishwasher dissertation
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ToxicTuesday: Are we wrong to accept a generous wedding gift from the groom's ex?
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Dumb Criminals: The Golden Corn-Filled Nugget Edition
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for letting my GF sleep through her alarms?
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RIP the Tunnel Bus, gone too young
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Getting a card for your Work Wife - is it cheating?
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Hooters could have hooted their last hoot
-Break up with your boyfriend...because the calendar says so?
-Detective Hannah is on the case/Big win for Canada last night
-AFAF: Are you a scruncher or a folder?
-We're bringing in a celebrity guest for this years polar plunge!
- Benny Blanco's Valentines gift for Selena Gomez was pretty cheesy
- The Downtown Windsor Farmer's Market is BEST IN ONTARIO?!
- Grandma Dottie is a hater who will live forever
- KFC is moving?!
- A pop quiz about Donkey from Shrek...will Hannah make the grade??
- tarps off and jeans on for the WIN
- WITHER REPORT: Hannah speculates and Jonny "Listens and Doesn't Judge"
In today's update...
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Dumb Criminal: Contraband Cannon Gone Wrong!
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Clem vs. Ward... Battle of the old man names
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Justice for Deviled Eggs!!!!!!!!
In today's update...
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Toxic Tuesday: She caught a cheater using Old Navy Jeans!
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Florida, Ohio, or Chatham... Where did this coyote attack occur?
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Classic "Eating An Entire Tuxedo Cake From Costco" Scenario
-Worst Valentines Ever?? Hannah thought hers was bad, but Jonny's fiancé says he was even WORSE
-Putting your ex in Brandon jail
-AFAF: Should you shovel your driveway at 4am??
-It's World Radio Day and we can't even turn our microphones on
-Hannah (and researchers) have some napping tips for you
-Trump getting beefed by a toddler in the Oval office
-New details and conspiracies on the Duolingo owl's death
-Windsor Pizza is one of the WORST FOODS IN THE COUNTRY?!
-The day with the most marriage proposals is almost here!
-Crocs are going the way of tearaway pants
In today's update...
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Are beans woke?
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Asking For A Friend: I accepted a date with a guy because I didn't want to babysit on Valentines Day
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Who would have thought a story about donkey balls would be so heartwarming?
In today's update...
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This new company wants you to take the mile-high club to a WHOLE new level...
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ToxicTuesday: My husband made us leave our honeymoon early because I texted my ex on our wedding day
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WHAT TO WATCH: BIG weekend for our eyeballs and sitting on the couch
In today's update...
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Pour one out for this y2k institution (and cue The OC theme song)
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Local drag queen Epoxy gives us drag names, and talks about an upcoming event on V Day
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The Best Of Windsor-Essex Awards voting is now OPEN
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Sportsball Roundup: the pettiest moments from last night's big game
-Happy Work Naked Day!
-AFAF: Does listening to audiobooks count as reading?
-Wither Report: Is Taylor Swift ditching Blake Lively? Also Jonny's attracted to Smurfs
-A Paczki Party is coming! What's your fav flav?
-A meteor is headed for Earth and Jonny is stoked about it?! Save us Bruce Willis!!
-SCIENCE CORNER: When are you happiest?
-A sleeper snack choice for Super Bowl parties! This was a hit at our potluck.
-Sprinkle one out for Salt Bae
-DUMB CRIMINAL: Don't try to dodge bullets
-How many Ariana Grande's fit in one Shaq?
-Shaq math inspires Hannah to bring back a 2011 club banger...and it starts a fight between Jonny and the listeners
In today's update...
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This brand new McDonalds mascot might actually just be a really old one!
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Asking For A Friend: My girlfriend doesn't want me to go on solo overnight trips without her... Is she asking too much?
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Prop Bets for Sunday's Game
In today's update...
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Why the opening of this new Starbucks location is actually DEVASTATING
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The unfortunate disaster that could REALLY bankrupt America
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Dumb Criminal: Flossing with hair is illegal?
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: Are you PRO "creepy uncle"?
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This iconic snack is returning to a local Windsor institution!
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Grandma, is that you?
-Happy Lunar New Year! Let's see what your Chinese Zodiac means
-AFAF: Ticklers VS. Ticklees
-WITHER REPORT: Buttcrack Piercings + Martha's sexy ASMR
-World War 3 almost started because of a whale
In today's update...
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This new Coca Cola flavour is FINALLY actually premiering in Canada
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Where did the Principal throw the underaged rager? FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM?
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PETA's changing your favourite furry holiday
In today's update...
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Hannah didn't NOT hotwire a JEEP this weekend
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The things you like on Instagram are NO LONGER private
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Human versus Robot: Half-Marathon Edition
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Get in loser, we're going to the Centre of the World, which is obviously in Ohio
-Spelling mistakes with consequences...Hannah might have the worst one
-New Air Canada fees just dropped! (AGAIN)
-Frozen dong fights in Alberta
-What your walking speed says about you, why Jonny is a freak of nature, and the solution to fast vs slow walker problems
-Wither Report: Blake & Ryan's gag order + John Legend goes to jail
-The average person goes HOW long without changing up their pizza order?!
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: My BF bet our rent money on the Lions, how would you proceed?
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DUMB CRIMINALS: How much viagra is TOO much
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What To Do When Everyone Thinks You're Dead
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The GOOP Valentines Day Gift Guide
In today's update...
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It's National Granola Bar Day! We RANK the best and worst granola bars
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ToxicTuesday: manipulative ways to get your partner to love you more
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Happy Fourth Wing day to all who celebrate
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: Is it a red flag that my GF doesn't want me to comment on other women when she's not around?
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(Hannah's 2nd Husband)
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RIP to a Canadian Confectionary Legend
and more!
-Jonny's late for work because his basement is flooding...and Hannah is UPSET
-WITHER REPORT: Blake Lively=Mother Of Dragons, & Surprising Inauguration Performers
-FLORIDA OHIO OR CHATHAM: Chicken Fries and a side of weed
-Hannah's scared of lightbulbs, everyone is scared of blowing up.
-Sexiest cities in Canada...or are they the loneliest?
-RENT FREE: Hannah did something bad (but delicious), plus Arnie Smalls gets Juicy
-90s TRIVIA: Rob & Ethan VS. Hannah
-Hannah is Anti-Nutmobile because they killed someone she loved
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: Why can't I forgive my partner for giving me Pokemon cards for Christmas?????
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BIG changes coming to the shape of your favourite chip brand
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Expensive bills that surprised you
In today's update...
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We try to "Mind Meld" for the first time in 2025
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Toxic Tuesday: How To Catch A Cheater Using PC Points
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Have you ever taken a souvenir from surgery?
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: Am I in the wrong for not wanting to skip my DREAM golf tournament for a stranger's wedding?
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Dumb Criminals: Elphaba strikes back
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Why 1 in 8 hiring managers aren't hiring recent grads
-A major upset in the Baby Pygmy Hippo Community
-Trauma bonding over water slides, losing fingers, and driving along the Detroit River
-People in Saskatchewan need to learn how to use 911
-Goose poaching in downtown Windsor, & Hannah is overly excited by soup
-The Crunch Wrap Supreme is evolving/Jonny won big at the Casino
-WITHER REPORT: Posthumous releases and Booing Kelly Ripa
-Don't try flirting your way out of a DUI
-A new level of friendship has been reached...and Hannah will use it to RUIN Jonny
-Majoring in talking on the phone at college
-BASIC BUPDATE: Welcoming the Wirkin
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: Am I being entitled for expecting my husband to skip his best friend's wedding?
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A new business is coming to Walkerville that's perfect if you always deserve a sweet treat!
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Things people stuck up their butts in 2024
In today's update...
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Toxic Tuesday: A new way to tell if your partner is a cheater!
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Happy National Nic Cage Day to all who celebrate
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Did you know THIS many people carry a pair of purse panties?
In today's update...
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Jonny tells us the ideal amount of time to spend on the toilet
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When do you take your Christmas lights down?
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BasicBupdate: The latest product themed around "The White Lotus"
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Asking For A Friend: My GF wants me to do the Nosferatu voice in the bedroom
and more!
-Do you go commando in tights and a body suit?
-What's on top of your Christmas tree?
-Facebook Finds!
-Renting out the pyramids
-The worst holiday drink list ever
In today's update...
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Christmas Traditions we should do away with
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WitherBeat: Secret Santa, or MURDER
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Asking For A Friend: Who was in the wrong, the sidewalk parker or the car-keyer?
and more!
In today's update...
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What is your "duty" or "job" for the holiday get-together?
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The Poutine Theft that will have Vanilla Ice calling his lawyers
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The Coldplay Carollers
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Justin TimberLACK OF BULDGE
In today's update...
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Dumb Criminals: Holiday Edition
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Asking For A Friend: My fiance stole my gift idea for his family, am I wrong to be mad?
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The perfect invention for when you're front row at a concert
and more!
In today's update...
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You can buy Santa's House on Zillow! Here's the listing!
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Dumb Criminal: Woman Arrested for 10kg of M*th at the New Zealand Aiport... Wrapped as Christmas Presents
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One Second Celebrity Impressions
and more!
In today's update...
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Taco Bell is testing a new style of restaurant in San Deigo
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ToxicTuesday: How this TikTok trend is ruining relationships
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Merry Creedmas one and all!
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: Is it weird that my boyfriend wants me to call him "DADDY"?
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ScienceCorner - going inside the hairy squirting cucumber
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The return of a McDonald's STAPLE
and more!
-Salmon Hats are the hottest trend of 2024
-AFAF: Was it inappropriate to ask my co-worker whether she's having a boy or girl
-Hannah wants Jonny to sing the Wicked challenge...Jonny wants her to do it first
-Congrats Vito the Pug!
-The Witherbeat: When True Crime gets TOO True
-There are no cucumbers left in Iceland thanks to one guy in Ontario
In today's update...
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Happy TBT, it was unhinged!
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Our 5982734982th attempts at saying "Thanksgiving Day Game"
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Nick Cannon hates pilgrims
and more!
-Doctors say peeing in the shower is good for you, Hannah disagrees
-AFAF: Would you let your spouse's Ex-Wife come to a holiday dinner
-Pee Feet Round 2: Waffle stomping & Peeing in the sink
-Science Corner: New Noods just dropped and they're TINY
-DUMB CRIMINAL: If you're gonna shoplift, don't post the evidence!
-The 42nd Annual Turkey Testical Festival
In today's update...
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Jonny's Free Sub Saga
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Toxic Tuesday: What NOT to do when your Husband is missing...
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The 6-Foot Smelly Fart Gun that's FLYING off the shelves
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Harmonic Egg > Human Washing Machine
and more!
In today's update...
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Dumb Criminals: 4 people were arrested for insurance fraud, and it has their PAWS all over it
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Asking For A Friend: Was I the bad guy for not giving my one-night-stand my favourite sweater?
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Turkey Influencers > Instagram Influencers
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The Super Hero Windsor-Essex never knew we needed
and more!
-We call Glinda at the Uranus Fudge Factory
-Hannah gets tips on smuggling chili over the border for the Michigan game
-How the Potato Cartel could get you a big cash payoff
-AFAF: Should you tell your partner what to wear?
-Guy Cry Movies
-RENT FREE: Snow and Sootcases
-Taters 4 Tate
-Christmas decoration dispute that has people LEAVING TOWN
-WITHER REPORT: Miley Cyrus album or Beyonce update?
-WHAT TO WATCH: How to watch Taylor x Travis themed movie, the show that might make Hannah leave her husband, & Gender swapping steamy Xmas movies
In today's update...
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Aliens aren't just in the sky anymore, now they're in the OCEAN
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What do your Christmas lights say about you? (Prob narcissism)
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Asking For A Friend: Is the school responsible for the damage my child caused when unsupervised?
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A sneak peek into Windsor's new Landmark Cinemas on Walker Road
and more!
In today's update...
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Only 39% of people would rate their proposal "A+" - what would you rate yours?
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Holiday Gift Ideas from YQG's Facebook Marketplace
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Toxic Tuesday: Woman Receives Backlash For List Of Things She WON'T Do For Her Husband
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Fart-Tracking Down Under
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The Times Square Surprise Concert that NOBODY is asking to see
In today's update...
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Cybertruck spotted in YQG
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Domingo from SNL is p*mpin' all over the worrrrrld
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Asking For A Friend: Can I take back the Taylor Swift ticket I gave my friend?
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Eminem Lookalike Contest in Detroit > Jeremy Allen White Lookalike Contest in Chicago
and more
-Hannah might not know who's in the Grey Cup this year, but what she DOES know will shock you
-AFAF: Ordering UberEats to a Wedding
-Time to Winterize your Beaver
-Today's winner of $5000 might be TOO lucky
-WHAT'S APPENING: Skeeting vs. Tweeting
-Toy Hall of Fame Inductees!
-WITHER REPORT: Sydney Sweeney's Secret Obsession, Zendaya & Glen Powell talk about nothing, & Does this song Zuck?
-Jonny's online banking issues...apparently he's not the only one missing this very important thing
-Air BNB fight to the death
-WHAT'S APPENING: Worst Passwords of 2024
In today's update...
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Asking For A Friend: She ghosted me, and now she's asking for money!!!
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NENTENDO NEWS!
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Desperately searching for a Mayor of Kyle
and more!
In today's update...
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Ever wondered how long CROWS can hold a grudge?
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Toxic Tuesday: My new BF sent me flowers, but the card was addressed to HIS EX-WIFE
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Hottest Bald Dudes of 2024 (and who was ROBBED)
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Mattel is pulling their Barbies off the shelves for THIS N*FW reason!
and more!
-Hannah found something that might ruin Jonny's life
-AFAF: Christmas lights before Remembrance Day...YAY OR NAY?
-Saying "GOODBYE" to a legend that Jonny thought was a robot
-Weird things found in a new house/during a renovation
-WITHERBEAT: Ruby Slippers Auction, FBI, "One Last Big Score"
-Rent Free: New Drinks and Rough Roasts
-DUMB CRIMINAL: 125 THOUSAND BAGUETTES
-WHAT'S APPENING: Pricey Zoom backgrounds
-MAILBAG: Do good and get free stuff
-Asparagus Fortune Teller
-Guided Meditation With Lil JON
In today's update...
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Girl Mathing a $500 Christmas Tree
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Jonny's cleaning hacks (don't listen to them)
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Asking For A Friend: Is it shallow that I asked my Tinder Date for full body pics before our meetup?
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Basic Bupdate: It's (ALMOST) the most wonderful time of the year!
In today's update... (EXTRA LONG.. bc why not)
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A steamy voicenote from a listener that'll teach you how to blow
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Netflix Holiday Movies that need help
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Toxic Tuesday: My husband ate my post-surgery meals, and blamed it on my son
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It's almost Spotify Wrapped szn! Stop listening to embarrassing music!
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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Crierball Whiskey is about to be pandered to a Sports Fan near you
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Martha Stewart v Ryan Reynolds
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The Election Watch Party that'll have you feeling stripped (emotionally, and physically)
and more!
-What to do with leftover Halloween candy
-AFAF: Not getting flowers because you keep asking for them
-Best sandwiches of all time
-Most googled slang terms of 2024
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
-The movies that traumatized you for life
-SURPRISE SERENADE: Drunk Munchies Dash
-Best Halloween costumes you ever had
-Basic BUPDATE: Starbucks is doing something unprecedented!
In today's 15-min update...
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Asking For A Friend: Is it weird that my BF is doing a couples costume with his female co-worker?
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New ways to SPOOK treat-or-treaters with a Ring Doorbell camera
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Tom Brady's not-so-subtle response to Gisele's pregnancy news
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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Which finger or toe would you rather get bitten off?
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Toxic Tuesday: Science has determined the MOST COMMON PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS of a CHEATER
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Top 10 Halloween Songs of All Time, number one is NOT A BANGER
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This football team is keeping the lights on at Uncrustables HQ
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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The Best Moments from the Timothee Chalamet Lookalike Contest
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Asking For A Friend: Pets in the bedroom.... Should you kick them out?
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American Airlines' new technology will shame boarding line cutters!
and more!
-DUMB CRIMINAL (Eh?): The most Canadian crime ever committed
-AFAF: Am I an A-hole for allowing my daughter to exclude the new girl?
-Jonny has a flea infestation and he needs serious help
-WITHER REPORT: N*Sync News, All of the "Itises", Taylor Swift Touchdown, & Lindsay Lohan strikes again
-Hannah has a Throwback Thursday Singalong
-Ontario is in the slippery grip of a butter crime wave
-Would you pass a drivers test right now?
-Hannah is commemorating the closing of one of her favourite places...with MORE RAPPING
-What is a Super Rat, and why is it on a plane?
In today's 15-min update...
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Rent-Free: Martha Stewart kneecapped Blake Lively on live TV, and Luigi's screams just became a little TOO realtstic
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Wither Report: J-Lo apparently is moving on from Ben Affleck with this unexpected celebrity situationship
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Toxic Tuesday: What's the pettiest thing you've done to get back at an ex?
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Science Corner: The unexplained Discharge in Conception Bay
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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Fart or No Fart? Hannah's Wedding Edition
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What To Watch: Halloween Movies, or Christmas Movies?
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Asking For A Friend: AITA for not raking my leaves?
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BasicBupdate -> the Detroit Red Wings merch just got a LOT cuter
and more!
Jonny's back! In today's 15-min update...
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America's Best Restroom 2024!
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Conker Controversy across the pond
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This Swiftie is just got transported back to the 1800's
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Asking For A Friend: Is it bad that I watched the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show with my son?
and more!
-Nintendo announced a new product that will change the way you wake up
-What To Watch: Chad Michael Murray will star in a sexy Xmas movie
-Hannah and Jonny have a vicious fight about fat bear week that brings Hannah to tears (feat. Lil Jon)
-Dumb Criminal: A Kinder Surprise where the sun don't shine
-A raccoon nightmare
In today's 15-min update...
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Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for ending a 5-year relationship over his bad breath?
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Spirit Halloween < Spirit Christmas
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Airline apologizes for screening R-R*ted movie to the entire plane
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Fall-Themed Items added to Comerica Park's playoff baseball menu
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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THIS is the best date to carve your pumpkins!
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A Pumpkin Spice Festival is in our 'hood this weekend!
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Google Answers, "IS IT WEIRD TO..." do these things
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This could tear the US and Canada's relationship apart
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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Snack Hacks, including controversial opinions that will turn you to #teampulp
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Asking For A Friend: My friend wants me to put a good word in at the office, but they're a terrible worker!
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Basic Bupdate: Urban Outfitters SLASHED their prices & here's their apology
and more!
-SURPRISE SERENADE for the Detroit Tigers!
-Mystery Corner: The Dogman of Michigan
-New fall fashion trend for 2024: Giving up
-FORBIDDEN CHEESE
-AFAF: Am I a Karen for expecting a store to honour the tag price?
-There was a suspicious death in the Fat Bear Week Community
-What (NOT) To Watch: CGI babies, Love Is Blind Siblings, Secret Mormon Wives could never pull a Snooki
-A revolutionary poop invention with too many names
-Clive is the new Karen: "Mission Accomplished, Sir"
-Spongebob X Wendy's Collab almost got sabotaged by Squidward
-Behind the Scenes: Hannah gets caught playing computer games when she's supposed to be working
In today's 15-min update...
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Rats are getting birth control in NYC before the women
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Asking For A Friend: Should I let my husband impregnate my BFF?
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If you see one of THESE bugs in Windsor-Essex, SQUISH IT
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Is early Christmas decorating now called "Pulling A Venezuela"?
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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We teamed up with AM800 and called our WINNER of SWIFTEMBER! (Two tickets to see Taylor Swift in Toronto, plus $1300 cash!)
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There's a new record for world's tallest hat
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Hard day for Male Enhncement Drgs in Canada
and more!
-Your favourite restaurant (that you never go to) is finally getting delivery!
-AFAF: Should the breadwinner in a relationship have more say in household decisions?
-Dating trends: Smutten, yap-trapping, and freak-matching
-FART OR NO FART: Is that Whoopi Goldberg?
- Why you shouldn't name your kid after Disney characters
- AFAF: My fiance wants me to cook him full breakfasts when I work full time...Should I tell him to EFF OFF?!
- Mysterious Turkey Crimes in Tecumseh?
- Nominations for the Toy Hall of Fame.
- FYI: More babies = Better Economy for Windsor
In today's 15-min update...
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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was on Colbert and started a national debate that spilled over into our morning show
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HOT NEW MOZART JUST DROPPED
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Florida, Ohio, or Chatham? Who tried to swim across the Detroit River at night?
And more!
In today's 15-min update...
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Get in loser, we're going to the Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest
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Asking For A Friend: is it a red flag that the guy I've been seeing lives with his ex-wife?
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The Food Festival that Windsor-Essex NEEDS
and more!
-SURPRISE SERENADE: Fall officially starts this weekend, so Jonny wrote a Shady anthem for the autumn-obsessed
-BASIC BUPDATE: Please rise for the reveal of yet another NEW STARBUCKS FALL DRINK?!
-Did you know this celebrity has famous parents??
-WHAT TO WATCH: Haikus about butts, Wednesday returns, & Someone come get your Mormons.
-Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy!
-Wither Report: Charlie Puth ruined his marriage already, SNL lineup revealed, & playing tennis with Pete Wentz for 4 hours ;)
-This Air BNB will put you to work...and there's a 2-year waiting list??
-Science Corner: Good news, WE'RE GETTING A SECOND MOON!
In today's 15-min update...
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Asking For A Friend: My friend is having a really expensive birthday dinner, and I'm worried about footing ~everyone's~ bill
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Florida, Ohio, Or Chatham? Where did this iconic criminal make headlines?
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Why is it so embarrassing to wait for the airplane bathroom?
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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Did Hannah get scammed?
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Parks On Parks: Turkey Vultures look like WHAT??
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What To Watch: How well does Nicole Kidman's new Netflix show rank on our new ranking scale?
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Eat dirt to stay beautiful!
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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Rolling Stone's Top 100 TV Episodes of ALL TIME, and who was robbed
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THIS event is returning to LaSalle for the first time in 20+ years, with a hot new bombshell entering the villa??????
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Asking For A Friend: I won't reschedule my wedding for my pregnant sister
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How to make $ off your love of pumpkin spice
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The BEST (worst) scientific discoveries of the year
-DUMB CRIMINAL: That is Nacho Cheese!
-Hannah And Jonny audition for the new Harry Potter series
-$1 million in parking tickets
-How to become a "Professional Wedding Destroyer"
-WITHER REPORT: Bon Joni is a hero!!
-Australia says: Poop at work
In today's 15-min update...
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Big changes coming to Starbucks interiors near you!
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Forget Brat Summer, it's Wreck Of Edmund Fitzgerald Fall
-
Hide your cats, hide your dogs, because they're eating everybody out here
In today's 15-min update...
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The hotel suite of your NIGHTMARES is coming this spooky season
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Why you need the new iPhone 16 (not Pro)
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The passing of a penguin legend
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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Travis Scott is disputing Sabrina Carpenter's spot as the #1 Album on the Billboard Chart!
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Asking For A Friend: Our cat broke my girlfriend's airpods. Should I pay to replace them?
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Science Corner: Mushrooms are now moving with robot bodies
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This napping hack could change your life!
and more!
-Booze is at the gas station! Jonny sings about it
-Return Of the Poop Porch Pirate
-Orlando Bloom is responding to Katy Perry's promise
-Playdate Business Cards
-Ever got a backhanded compliment? Keith Urban had one for Miley Cyrus and Hannah has one for Jonny...
-Blessings and Curses at the Drive-Thru
-The most Canadian crime of all time inspires a new Tim Hortons feature
-What To Watch: Selling Sunset and Dating Nude
-The Halloween Costume Collab that no one needed
-RENT FREE: Jonny's Heart appointment + No Name, NO PROBLEM
-Getting fired for singing at work?
In today's 15-min update...
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Katy Perry is getting a little TOO personal on this tell-all podcast
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Asking For A Friend: Is 6 months too soon to ask for a baby?
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Fart or No Fart (Hannah Unalives Jonny Edition)
And more!
In today's 15-min update...
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It's BACK TO SCHOOL in Windsor-Essex! We celebrate by reading some one-star reviews of YQG schools, and by debating a controversial Capri Sun change.
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What To Watch: Another iconic y2k series is getting a Netflix reboot!
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ToxicTuesday: The least-suspicious way to catch your partner cheating
and more!
-Female-only parking spaces
-DUMB CRIMINAL: Cops should know better than to pee on someone at a concert
-What's your type when it comes to friends?
-You can finally smell like a ninja turtle
-The Harrow Fair is back and Jonny is judging chickens too harshly
In today's 15-min update...
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Asking For A Friend: AITA for telling my wife her "fridge-scaping" hobby was stupid?
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Science Corner: Why we are Team #SuperPoopFlies and you should be too
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This cult classic y2k TLC show is finally getting its flowers
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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Who was REALLY behind Jennifer Lopez's failed documentary?
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Scary moments at a Six Flags, and even scarier trivia!
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Is your paper straw toxic???
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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The Husband-Calling Contest winner was very controversial in 2024
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THIS cult-fave TV series could be releasing a surprise season
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A cleaning hack that takes Marie Kondo to a whole new level
and more!
-It's Hannah's Birthday...Jonny's gifts for her are concerning
-John Wick is now a Windsor Spitfire?!
-A drunk Karate Master is paying for kicking a ghost in the face
-Jonny considering un-aliving his dog, and Hannah considers un-aliving Jonny
-Move over Fat Bear Season it's time for ELKTOBERFEST
-By what time will your day be ruined?
-New cheap grocery store gets us talking about self-checkout and dancing to a banana anthem
-Florda, Ohio, Or Chatham? The Storm Trooper Robbery
-We review the brand new Starbucks Fall items
-Hannah shares a terrifying kids show character covering a familiar song
-FYI: Zombie Racoons of Pelee Island
-BREAKING BASIC BUPDATE: PSL's ARE IMMINENT
-AFAF: "My Biological Mom (Who I've never met) is asking for help! Should I do it?"
-How you can get roasted by A.I.
-Getting 40 Sausage Rolls instead of a bonus
-The 2024 HAMBONE awards are upon us.
-The Michigan Renaissance Festival is back and you won't believe what VIP upgrades will get you.
-Is it time to kill of group trips?
-Hannah found a dead body in the studio!
-A Holiday Inn in Ontario is going viral and it's all Trudeau's fault
-The Golden Bachelorette is coming, so let's meet some silver foxes!
-R.I.P. to the GOAT of succulent Chinese meals
-What is Summer Peen?
-RENT FREE: Hannah loves being demure, Jonny hates it
-FYI: Did you see this naked guy?
-This sweet mall treat is getting the sour treatment
-DUMB CRIMINAL: Sucking on someone's Hair
-First class ramen anyone?
-When you get that "Can you talk?" text
In today's 15-min update...
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It's a RAT BOY SUMMER for this suburb
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The cologne that Hannah "would rather set herself on fire" than wear
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Basic Bupdate: Replacing this coffee chain's CEO could mean trouble in poopadise
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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JUSTICE FOR LEFTIES
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TimBit The Musical has us ready for our closeup
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When your yacht has a yacht
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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Science Corner: THIS condiment could solve one of the Earth's biggest problems?
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The new McD's burger still has NOTHING on this\
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Why is my boyfriend stealing my underwear
and more!
-Would you try Shaved Ice Toast?
-RENT FREE: Poopin on the Beach & Parking Lot Hit & Run
-It's International Cat Day and Hannah's cat is stinky
-A new legend emerges in the annual Corgi races
-2 Hughs, 1 Room
In today's 15-min update...
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a new season of your FAVE true crime show was just released
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the fate of the Low-Martin House
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DumbCriminals: when all-you-can-eat goes TOO FAR
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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A Polevaulting Podcast ~exclusive~
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Who has the worst bike accident - Hannah, or Jonny?
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This YQG bar is re-opening, but it better still have this feature
and more!
-Surprise Serenade: "Poop In The Water, Spy Drones In The Sky"
-A 911 call from Whitby, Ontario is going viral
-The 10 year anniversary of this viral challenge is bringing up memories
-Win $100 grand by watching a locally filmed TV show!
-FACEBOOK FINDS: Buy something that Jonny's butt has touched many times
-BASIC BUPDATE: Tasteful Nudes are back!
-RENT FREE: First there was Hawk Tuah, now there's Buffet Girl
In today's 15-min update...
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What movie prop would you love to have?
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Pour one out for a coffee legend #BasicBupdate
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Winning Gold pays off, in more ways than one! (Unless you need to swim in the Seine)
and more!
In today's 15(ish)-min update...
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Toxic Tuesday: The WORST gifts of all time!
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Dishwasher hacks that your repair-person will HATE you for
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RIP to a dessert legend
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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THIS stat is on-the-rise, and we might be the cause
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We're in our BioPic era
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This new local event is the first (and most delicious) of its kind!
and more!
-Everyday struggles that should be Olympic Sports
-FOOD CRIMES
-A Royal roast of The Monarchy going green
-Have you heard of "Tolyamorous Relationships"?
-The hot new fashion trend is: Acne treatments?
-RENT FREE: The Alphabet will never be the same + Buying your own eternal resting place
-WITHER REPORT: This is a very fitting celebrity to carry the Olympic torch
-Hottest TV Show hosts of all time
-WHAT TO WATCH: Jonny is actually EXCITED for Timothee Chalamet to sing for once?!
In today's 15-min update...
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The WEINERMOBILE ACCIDENT that we could all learn from
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A Swiftie Wedding and the fight over the bride's playlist
-
Swingathon went crazy this year
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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BookTok! This fantasy romance is being made into a TV series!
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Info about Jonny's body hair nobody needs to know
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Would the real Houdini please stand up?
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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A life hack to justify next month's purchases
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THIS App is finally expanding to Amherstburg
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Ringtones you bought when phones made noise
and more!
-SURPRISE SERENADE: "I Miss You" (Blink 182 parody dedicated to the LCBO)
-Snails On a Plane
-BASIC BUPDATE: New candles are turning people upside-down
-RENT FREE: Let's talk Politics, BROTHER!!!
-WITHER REPORT: The REAL cause of Pete Davidson's car accident, The return of an early 2000s HOTTIE, and Stinky movie stars that might (not) surprise you.
-You're in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door...What do you say?
-Have you ever heard of "getting flocked"? Don't let swingers catch you doing it.
-SCIENCE CORNER: How to repel mosquitos by changing your diet
-WITHER REPORT: A singer turned down a free Louis Vitton purse, but Hannah would never do that to you
-Ways to clear out Nasal Congestion...Hannah's struggling.
In today's 15-min update...
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It's already Spooky Szn at Home Depot
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Asking For A Friend: Is having no furniture a red flag?
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Smuggling trouser snakes doesn't start with 1
and more!
-Flexing on a Doorbell because of company pride
-AFAF: "My boyfriend wants me to pay him rent when I move in. I REFUSE!"
-We're giving away tickets to RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars LIVE this week! Let's play "2 Toots and a Boot"
-We pop off about a local business that's getting an upgrade
-The forecast calls for Ratnados and Rat Kings
-Biden had some slip-ups BUT WHO AMONG US HASN'T?!
-Drunk guy gets naked at a lazy river then we reminisce about public nudity
-Hannah's obsessed with this new McFlurry flavour
-A new believer in the Salmon Sperm Facial!
-How to celebrate 7-11 Day and get something for free
-FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM: Where was this pet store break-in gone wrong?
-Ranking the all-time greatest breakfast foods
-Hannah and Jonny got a little crazy at the ZAPZONE fun center...
In today's 15-min update...
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This parrot did NOT take rejection well and it's an absolute vibe
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Asking For A Friend: Can I get rid of my husband's cat?
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The party trick that is either incredible or terrifying
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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Did YOU have your personal information stolen from TicketMaster? Here's how to find out!
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Dumb Criminals: The benefits and drawbacks of putting a baby in a trash can
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Tucci Gang is SEATED for the Devil Wears Prada sequel
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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The socialite who had "catastrophic" diahrrea at Gwyneth Paltrow's house is the talk of the Hamptons A-list
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Why you should always check the crops on your FB Marketplace
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Jonny vs. Robin, Ranking Sharks For Shark Week
and more!
-Lobsters are being flown into Windsor-Essex and it reminds Hannah of a nauseating childhood trauma
-The Debate Of The Century: How Many Chugga's Before You Say CHOO CHOO?!
-Hannah puts her Poli-Sci Degree to good use and Jonny makes a "good" "insightful" point about feline Prime Ministers
-Happy 78th Birthday to "4 Triangles Of Nothing"
-Jonny attempts a hot dog eating world record and ends up screaming crying and throwing up.
-Hannah Celebrates a 100th birthday in the worst way possible
-Have you ever been Non-invited to a wedding?
-WITHER REPORT: Vanessa Hudgens bounces back in a BIG WAY, & Purple Hannah + Grimace costume
-WHAT'S APPENING: Close friend IG Live & RIP Air Pods
In today's 15-min update...
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The birth of ~JONNY~ Chestnut
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Asking For A Friend: Are my mozza balls a dealbreaker?
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New security measures at grocery stores in Ontario
and more!
In today's 15 (20!) minute update...
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Jonny's back, and his grandad might have populated half of Amherstburg
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What To Watch: The Secret Christmas Movie starring Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron
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Did you know they had X RAY TUNNELS at the border?
-
Hannah got banned from Fort Malden
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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Why there is going to be DRAMA at the GRAMMYs!
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How do you respond if someone says that you gave them the ick?
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"1985" is now "2002" and you're gonna puke
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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Travis Kelce on meeting the Royals
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Your favourite SHREK character is getting their own spinoff
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Why you definitely DON'T want to come to Olso, or Windsor
In today's 15-min update...
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This protest in Paris could have them smelling defeat at the upcoming Olympic Games!
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A Foolproof Way To Go Viral Online
and more!
-How did your parents screw you up as a kid...90s Parenting hit different.
-SURPRISE SERENADE: Post Malone is bringing back the Jort Boy Summer
-Invoicing a playdate?!
-Netflix is taking over another industry and people are POPPIN OFF ABOUT IT.
-Hacks to beat the heat gets derailed by Teddy Roosevelt
-An inspiring golf redemption story from the HamilBee House
-Bill The Raccoon Hero
-DUMB CRIMINAL: Guy sets himself on fire in an attempted arson...and he's not alone
-What is a Chipotle Boy Bowl?
-These vandals messed with the WRONG HENGE.
In today's 15-min update...
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The Taco Bell hero we never knew we needed
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JT got arrested, and THERE'S GONNA BE MEMES (iT's GoNnA bE mAy)
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The controversial thing frozen pizzas are doing to stay relevant!
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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This Family Feud conspiracy theory def goes all the way to the top
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Are forehead compliments okay?
-
Mystery Novel fans' favourite new game, with a creepy name
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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This amusement park ride really stood by its name on Opening Day
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Asking For A Friend: My BF broke up with me because I accepted free donuts
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The perfect way to meet singles that is WAY better than a dating app
and more!
-This article of clothing instantly ages you. YOU COULD BE WEARING IT RIGHT NOW!
-Cedar Point Camel Chaos
-How hardcore do you clean when people come over?
-Will Oregon blow up another whale?
-"My Maid Of Honour ROBBED ME"
-WITHER REPORT: A Jeopardy contestant ruined Eminem's vacation
-How many 12-year-olds could you successfully fight?
-Someone stole our trash & someone's roommate stole their cat food
-WHAT'S APPENING: Your Likes Can Now Get Truly X-Rated
-RENT FREE: Organic Breasts at the Self Checkout VS. Hulk Hogan Beer, Brother
-FYI: Lottery Tickets at the Beer Store??
-Ever tried something new and SUCKED at it?! For Jonny it's baking pots, for Hannah its baking cheese.
-FYI: A secret man-on-man hookup spot HANGS IN THE BALANCE
In today's 15-min update...
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An accidental White Claw theft and the quest to make it right
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America's Most Elite Athlete Disqualified From World's Largest Stage
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The Best Patios in YQG!
and more
In today's 15-min update...
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A mysterious SPACE HOLE can shelter astronauts on Mars, but only if they buy it dinner first!
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This baby name is going viral for all the wrong reasons...
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Finding the OLDEST bra in Windsor-Essex
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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The "CREED At The Wedding" trend strikes again
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WEIRD workout songs that actually slap
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Shrek Raves, testicle insurance, and more!
-Cicadas are speaking and they're excited to be back
-New wedding trend to expose all the salacious drama
-Wither Report; Detroit Rising, Team A-ROD, & Taylor Swift Scottish Penguin
-POP CULTURE JEOPARDY
-SURPRISE SERENADE: Cicada Carpenter
-Kid gets eaten by a giraffe
-Hannah forgot something pretty important today and her husband had to drop it off.
-Someone's going viral for refusing to return their shopping cart
-Pop-Culture Jeopardy: Lil Jon, T-Pain, or Flava Flav?
-FREE BEER AND WINE
-A casualty at Hannah's house during a storm last night
-Have you ever got something stuck in one of your face holes??
-LIFE HACK: How to catch up with your friends this summer
-Hannah started crying then makes the rest of us cry
-A teacher was fired for making onlyfans vids at school, and one of their subscribers seems mad
-LET'S PLAY POP CULTURE JEOPARDY
-FACEBOOK FINDS: Airport seats and massive mounties
-Tim Hortons X Adidas Collab for national donut day
-A woman just married herself...but if Hannah can find a man ANYONE can.
In today's 15-min update...
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These new AI grocery carts better have some good anti-theft features...
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The least surprising tour cancellation ever
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Are you PRO or ANTI foot-washing
and more!
-J-14 Magazine is coming back so we're taking a quiz
-Fishfly season is upon us and we've got the anthem for it
-Wheel Of Fortune Butt guys is looking for sponsors
-How to lick eggs for profit
-What are the ghost poops? + A heartfelt retirement message to a local legend
-Poop Balloons from North Korea
-You'll never need the gym again with this workout hack
-Jonny's celebrity lookalike strikes again but Hannah thinks its NASTY
-SCIENCE CORNER: Old people should be getting it on
-The REAL winner of this year's Eurovision: Windows 95 Man and his FIRE JORTS
In today's 15-min update...
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Asking For A Friend: Should I have to pay my kid's grandma $50/day to look after them?
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The GOOP Father's Day Gift Guide
-
Another conversation about cartoon rats
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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This is the COOLEST thing at Costco Canada by far!
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DJ Earworm is BACK, but this time it's for the Swifties
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FINALLY, being called a rat is a compliment!
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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RANKDICULOUS: Best Hangover Drinks
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Asking For A Friend: Am I About To Get Abducted By My Hinge Match?
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FLORIDA, OHIO, or CHATHAM
and more!
-Jonny did a fashion show, Hannah attended, things got CRAZY.
-WHAT TO WATCH: The Celine Dion trailer is dealing EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
-Wheel of Fortune: Right In The Butt
-WHAT'S APPENING: Fighting over Wine and Beets
-Urinal Change
-Move over Fully Conscious Baby, time for: Gabagool baby
-Red Lobster has us crying screaming throwing up
-Would you tip at this restaurant...that FORCES you to tip?!
-NEW CONTEST: Come to a baseball game and party with us in DETROIT
-New York's Hottest Trend is: CLUB SPAGHETTI
-Dumb Criminal: Throwing fish and carrots at the DMV
-This is maybe the nakedest and most afraid anyone has ever been
In today's 15-min update...
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Speculation on Pam's mimosa level (1-10)
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Duping the dupees
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Windsor's Version Of Rock, Paper Scissors
And more!
In today's 15-min update...
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SNL this week was a face-snatching good time!
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Would you rather be 5x smarter, richer, or hotter? (Jonny's answer won't surprise you)
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Another piece of proof that France is living in a simulation
-UK's sexiest man of the year (FOR THE SECOND TIME) is...a random 64 year old?
-Hannah might secretly be an Olympic diving champ
-POP CULTURE JEAPORDY feat. Timothee Spiderman Poets
-This might be the most scared of a sound anyone has ever been
-The year of the SAMURAI is taking Hannah's husband away
-This Air BNB could turn you into a SUPERHERO!
-Dublin's Done Due To Double D's
-Another round of Pop Culture Jeopardy
-The New iPhone update could bring back your deleted photos
-Have the boxwood caterpillars ruined your life?
-NFL controversy featuring misogyny and Taylor Swift
In today's 15-min update...
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Asking For A Friend: My BF lied to me about his body count... Is 100 too many?
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Tom Brady is retiring from Roasting... Or is he?
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The New Jersey National Anthem
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Hannah's grudge against Jude Law
And more!
In today's 15-min update...
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These new judges on The Voice are PERFECT FITS for Hannah & Jonny.... Or are they????
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Being PUNK'd by Sarah McLachlan
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Unproblematic bags to slap
And more!
-Thundies and Northern Lights
-New "fun" game, search keywords in your text messages
-Hailey Bieber's baby name ideas
-The IDEAL amount of time to spend outside every day
-Lil Nas X says WHAT in the new Camila Cabello song???
-Florida, Ohio, Or Chatham: Bridge Troll Edition
-Mother's Day Goop Gift Guide
-A boy band serenade for Mom
-What To Watch: Crappy Rom Coms, Office Spinoff, and Liam Neeson's Long Lost cousin
-Cicada season is gonna be worse than we thought
-Our recent Virgin Radio Pays Your Way Winner was TOO excited
-What age do you start being in constant pain? Jonny is already there.
-Josh from Bridge 2 Bridge talks to us about the race for a good cause this weekend in Windsor!
-Hannah loves feisty british ladies and zesty self checkouts
-New record holder for the biggest baguette! Hannah's not impressed.
-Best time to poop on a plane and how to be discreet as possible
In today's 15-min update...
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What To Watch: a new movie is coming that makes Hannah feel seen
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The World's Fanciest Pineapple
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Asking For A Friend: My Husband wants me to return my g-string bikini
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BasicBupdate: Bubble Tea is coming to Starbucks (kindof!)
In today's 15-min update...
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This new n*ked cruise leaves nothing to the imagination
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Things your SHOULDN'T say to your mom on Mother's Day
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ToxicTuesday: The Uber Driver ratted out the cheating boyfriend.... Was it an invasion of privacy?
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McDonalds Basements
and more!
In today's 15-min update...
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Old Lady or Baby? The Airlines can't decide!
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Asking For A Friend: My daughter will HATE this engagement ring.... Should I tell him before he proposes?
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Unhinged summer blizzard flavours
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Jonny's Supermodel song
and more!
-Maybe the funniest news story of all time. Introducing: Cheeseball Man
-Let's Play: "Real or Made Up Horse Names From The Kentucky Derby"
-MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU (A Star Wars Serenade)
-Longest you ever drove around with the Check Engine light on?
-Wither Report: Hannah defines Beyonce, and Danny Devito has Drew Barrymore's sex list.
-When did you know you would be with your partner forever? Hannah's story is cute, Jonny's fiance's story is cute, Jonny ruins everything.
-Everyone's thirsting after this beekeeping hero who saved an MLB game.
-Jonny's bathroom hack has everyone utterly DISGUSTED
-The bird of the year has officially been named and Sir Jonny Attenborough has some facts for you about it.
-What's Appening: Big changes to Bumble
-FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM: Pasta Road Rage
In today's 15-minute update...
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Hot Dog Hero (Tornado Edition)
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The festival so bad everyone left to see Nickleback
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The Google Calendar Invite you DON'T want to receive
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ToxicTuesday: Pros and Cons lists that women make, and the things that are on them
and more!
Today's 15-min daily update...
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Controversial High Five Decisions
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Peek Freens After Dark
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These new jeans are about to be the PEEak of fashion
and more!
-Surprise Serenade: Jonny really Surprises Hannah with a song about Detroit and forces her to sing along.
-Wither Report: Gisele crying at a cop, its EMILY Stone now, To Booth or not to Booth?
-Billie Eilish has a Phd in...WHAT?
-RENT FREE: Bread song and RIP Mr. Hockey Night
-SPORTSBALL: NFL Draft Weekend In Detroit
-BASIC BUPDATE: New patio OPEN (and icecream)
-WITHER REPORT 2: MGK hiding from the Swifties, Taylor on vacation + friends, $ New EMINEM ALBUM!!
-Wanna save mone on groceries? Eat Cicadas!
-Jonny accuses Hannah of using British slang after her England trip
-Prepare Paris for a Canada Goose attack
-Wither Report: Beat Me Up Elmo, & The world's cutest Beyonce fan
-Rent Free: Boy.Room, & Swifties Beef some Pork
-What's Appening: Is tiktok banned?
-Basic Bupdate: Louvre Yoga
-Science Corner: Half of us will have this affliction by 2050
-What do you want to fire out of a cannon
-Facebook Finds: Make extra money off your garbage
Today's 15-min daily update...
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A serial pooper has been terrorizing this Michigan cemetery
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Tall Person vs. Short Person concert showdown
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Now Boarding: the bankruptcy yacht
and more!
Today's 15-min daily update...
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ToxicTuesday: Things your ex did but you still stayed
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Jonny Parks aka DRINK SPILLER OF WINDSOR-ESSEX
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The new Pop Tart movie has a bangin' soundtrack
and more!
Today's 15-min daily update...
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Windsorites are Spilling The Tea to Wolf & Rebel for FREE MATCHA
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You or someone you know might have been personally victimized by Hot Mark Zuckerberg
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The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees have to SHNAP OUT OF IT!
and more!
-We're giving away tickets to the Mansion In Wiscansin Party if you can RHYME LIKE T-PAIN
-AFAF: Are you team stoner or Mad Neighbour??
-Detroit: "new sign, screw this?"
-Hannah met a celebrity in LONDON!
-Mail time: We got an adorable letter from someone who likes us more than her own uncle!
-(RHYME LIKE T-PAIN INTERLUDE)
-Hannah exposes Jonny as an Old Fashioned Oyster thief
-Have you ever visited a famous location from a movie or TV show??
-Scamming free labour out of your dating app matches
-Your dog can now fly first class
-Is it cheating during the talking stage?
-(RHYME LIKE T-PAIN EXTRO)
-Sparkling Hotdog water
-Check yerself before you NEXUS yerself
-DUMB CRIMINALS: Most canadian assault ever
-More hotdog news: Modern art edition
-AFAF: My gf wrecked her car and wants to use mine....No?
-A guide to the total eclipse in Windsor-essex
-A toxic test turns wholesome
-The world's biggest rosemary fan (other than jonny)
-the blizzard vault is opening up
-Move over dildo...its climax time!
-"FARMER'S MARKET" A Macklemore parody
-AFAF: Do you pee in the sink?
-Catch a cheater on uber eats.
-Have you pushed the fish doorbell?
-ICE WATER VS. ROOM TEMP
-People are paying big money to learn to be an alpha male
-Shakira surprise and blatant celeb lies
-FACEBOOK FINDS...Butt toys?
-SCIENCE CORNER: Who is number 1 for number 1?
-What are office goggles? You might have had them before
-My boyfriend wants me to "do things that make him want to propose"??
-Wanna be a Wiener Connoisseur?
-A debate about washing the dishes spirals out of control
-Solving an American moose problem the Canadian way: With Wolves
-Are self-checkouts going too far?
-WHAT NOT TO WATCH: The Lindsay Lohanaissance is over
-They're gonna break some cardboard beds at the Olympics this year
-The final straw in a relationship: Donut theft
-Signs of spring in Windsor? Goose slapping
-A cow objects to a wedding
-the future of concert contraceptives.
-Happy Pi Day! Here's some deals and ways to win pizza!
-AFAF: Ditched on Spring Break
-Fish names that could get you in trouble
-Longest you've ever had to wait for medical attention?
-What happens in vegas...will traumatize you forever
-WHAT'S APPENING? tiktok getting banned + how to send us farts
-F bombing the narwhal
-Yogurt methods and out of context sportsball
-WHAT TO WATCH: Wonka & Poor Things
-BASIC BUPDATE: Starbucks is coming for the Shamrock shake?
-You just got cursed. What are you turning into?
-FACEBOOK FINDS: hotdog phone, free pie, and violating someone's life.
-10 years of Adele Dazeem
-Sir Paul McCartney Is All Of Us
-Hannah leaves Jonny to die at a polar plunge for Special Olympics Ontario
-The EXCLUSIVE story behind the LCBO's craziest deal right now
-Don't go to Miami. They don't want you.
-ROTTEN REVIEWS: The Penni5 Building
-WITHER REPORT: Abusive Jonathons, and Camilla's new...song?
-AFAF: Should I quit onlyfans?
-SCIENCE CORNER: No more Brie cheese?!
-Should Hannah quit and go work for Disney?
-A Scorpion Stung My Testes
-Joey Chestnut throat lubes his way to another W.
-HAPPY LEAP DAY! We learn the true meaning of the holiday PLUS Hannah reveals she might be planning to unalive Jonny, then she has an explosion in her brain.
-The people have bullied Wendy's into submission.
-Kids say the CREEPIEST things
-THE WITHERBEAT: Where's Kate Middleton?
-The Florida Man Games were a smashing success
-What unique feature do you wish your vehicle had?? Hannah loves this idea from FRANCE!
-What are the best Fast Food Sauces? Rumour has it one of them is going away!
-One for the road: Hannah will change the way you hear this Rihanna song forever.
It's a BONUS PODCAST!
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Deer in the Vollmer in LaSalle
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The Pre-Wedding Trend Hanah's In-Laws SWEAR By
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Asking For A Friend: Do I rat on the NEKKID GRANDMA
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Stool samples that fit on a McDonalds McFlurry Spoon
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What Does Justin Bieber Talk About #BehindTheScenes?
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The Florida Man Animal Sanctuary
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Noah Kahan cover: ICK Season
-DID YOU KNOW: The secret meaning behind cottoneye joe?
-AFAF: She thinks her husband is a cold-blooded killer...but we're on his side
-DR. GOOGLE IS IN: top searched medical questions
-The best British slang for getting really drunk
-Jonny probably wouldn't qualify for this new dating app...would you?
-What did you start saying as a joke...but now you can't stop?
-WHAT TO WATCH: The Lohanaissance continues
-RANKDICULOUS: We get into the most heated debate ever with the people of Windsor...WHAT IS THE BEST FRUIT OF ALL TIME?!
-(Our fruit fight pays off featuring an awesome local business)
Special shoutout to Travis Kelce for all the screaming in this episode
-FART OR NO FART: The most intense debate Hannah and Jonny ever had
-AFAF: Is it ok to cry if your team loses a game?
-Ever noticed how inappropriate charcuterie board lingo is?
-What's Appening: Do you love or hate this new iphone feature?
-A listener has a very...interesting valentine for us.
-FACEBOOK FINDS: another fight, about sourdough this time.
-Valentine's Proposals. YAY OR NAY?
-Animal Home Invasions
-Worst. Valentine's Day. EVER.
-What To Watch: Jonny's favourite trashy show is BACK
-Would you risk uncurable hiccups for a billion dollars?
-RENT FREE: Drake's Dong & Hannah's Little Balls Explode
-What's Appening: Would you buy an Apple Vision Pro?
-The GROSSEST Asking For A Friend we've ever had
-Craziest thing you've ever returned or seen someone return?
-The Empire Strips Back!
-New Tim Hortons drinks have Hannah ROLLING (or trying at least)
-Get CRUNK and find inner peace with this upcoming album
-Jonny STILL HAS HIS CHRISTMAS TREE UP?! Do you???
-Who had the best Halftime show of all time? Hannah will DIE ON THIS HILL!
-How to make a million dollars with your dream burger!
-Stuff we want to GIVE YOU
-What's the best cracker? The debate turns into a WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT
-WHAT TO WATCH: A man named Daniel and a Kid named Sundance
-FART OR NO FART?!
-AFAF: I kicked my husband out for a prank. Did I overreact?
-What's Appening: New emojis are making us hungry and thirsty
-The BEST typo of all time came from a Pizza Hut in Ontario
-Checking in on our 2024 predictions
-BASIC BUPDATE: We go right to the source on Starbucks v-day drink rumours
-DJ HANNAH back with another one
-Fartman: Anti-Hero of the Low Class
-Trauma Me Elmo
-Someone must have got sacked for this Valentine's Day candy idea
-Have you heard of "Palworld"? ...It's Pokemon with guns and it's crazy
-RANKDICULOUS: Top 5 Instruments of all time? Hannah's got a hot take.
-SCIENCE CORNER: Playing music for your cheese changes the taste?!
-Making phrases sound MORE MASCULINE, MUY GUY!
-This woman's name seems normal until you find out what her work email is...
-Hannah went to Glow in the Dark kickboxing then kicked Jonny's a$$ on the show
-DUMB CRIMINALS: You're gonna love my nuts
-FACEBOOK FINDS: Cookies + Chardonnay for the big game & Renting the best place with the worst bathrooms in Windsor
-There's a 50% chance that Groundhog Day could be different this year
-Gwyneth's Valentines Day Goop Guide, Bringing the VIBEZzZzZzZzZz
-Hannah shares her snacks with us and the word Gala loses all meaning
-She also couldn't stop laughing at her own joke and you have to hear how bad it was
-BASIC BUPDATE: A famous Ugg gift story turns Jonny into Sam Elliott
-The new hottest tourism spot for aliens is: KENTUCKY?
-AFAF: "I lost 73 lbs, and now a guy who rejected me when I was overweight asked me out...Should I do it?"
-A rumoured new Disney attraction is giving us LIFE (literally)
-A teenager went tarps off on an airplane...but it wasn't his fault!
-An "orange theory" update leads Hannah to fight a listener
-FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM: Sandwich as a weapon
-The state of the world last time the Lions won a playoff game
-What's Appening: The robots are coming for your job...kinda?
-Hulk Hogan is the guardian angel we deserve.
-MAIL CALL: Hannah and Jonny talk asparagus, fairy romance, and people DM-ing Hannah about crushing on Jonny
-SURPRISE SERENADE: The Barenaked Lazies - One Week (Since New Years)
-Craziest thing you've ever seen? Someone got naked in a fish tank at a Bass Pro Shop
-Jonny's fiance destroyed something because it was keeping her up all night...then Hannah calls her a B*tch?!
-100 year old predictions for 2024
-AFAF: My kids are getting bullied for having a knockoff Stanley
-SCIENCE CORNER: The future of bidets will include Alexa cleaning your butt
-Basic Bupdate: Jonny ruins the new drinks coming to Starbucks
-What is your PETTY Peeve?
-Hannah tries to read Jonny's lips after all the Golden Globes drama
-UNDERWEAR NEWS: Calvin Klein Controversy, How often to change your underwear & very ED-spensive undies
-RENT FREE: You've gotta hear these scary pronunciations and Smokey Robinson's BANGER of a new album
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
-FLORIDA OHIO OR CHATHAM: Arrested twice for assault with a board
-FOOD NEWS: Burger King Brazil really does deserve a crown
-Jonny tripped a baby and he's ready to admit why
-Listener Carrie wants to share some childhood trauma too
-RIP Mickey Mouse's reputation
-The Karens are FREE! There's a new number 1 complainer
-How to edit pics like Taylor Swift
-The Holiday foods you've been living off of for weeks
-TOXIC TUESDAY: The tests that could determine if your relationship is doomed
-FACEBOOK FINDS (EBAY EDITION): You could get rich off your old calendars
-CNN's list of places to visit in 2024 exposes Hannah as a Kid Rock fan
-SCIENCE CORNER: Can you hear the difference between hot and cold water?
-Jonny makes an offensive innuendo while talking about homemade food...and Hannah didn't even NOTICE.
-WHAT TO WATCH: Wonka deceiving it's way to the top, and Hannah is now a HUGE Marvel fan.
-The best place to wrap gifts inspired by a local hero
-A man in his car is going to scream at you until you feel empowered
-Our 2024 predictions!
-What is your dream house from a movie or tv show?
-Have you ever been in an "Inflationship"? Apparently, Jonny had a 5-way going on.
-SURPRISE SERENADE: "Day Drunk" A Noah Kahan + Post Malone Parody
-Hannah gives Jonny the best birthday present EVER!!
-Surprise Serenade: Jonny sings a Taylor Swift song about how fun it is to get older
-Poorly describing xmas movies, can you guess what these classics are?
-Is this person a Good samaritan or a thief?
-LCBO's most popular drinks of 2023
-WHAT is this children's choir singing?!
-BASIC BUPDATE: A new spin on White Claw + McDonalds
-This broken trumpet makes us want a hotdog REAL BAD
-Weird secret crushes
-The official SPICE of the year
-Why was Timothee Chalamet at this award show??
- Hannah And Jonny call a sex line from a family christmas movie...
-HOLIDAY HOOKUP IS BACK: Paying people's bills and stepping in goose poop
-The best audio Jonny has ever played on the show according to Hannah
-SCIENCE CORNER: Why is there more baby-making during the holidays?
-Is this movie about love ACTUALLY the most toxic movie ever?
-AFAF: Would you be hurt if your partner asked you to "leave them alone" as their b-day gift?
-How do you eat your candy cane? Hannah's method is psychopath behavior!
-FYI: A Canadian soccer legend retires and Hannah retires Jonny's self-esteem
-Red Lobster might go bankrupt because they underestimated people's love of shrimp
-Gift ideas from Hannah, and what NOT to buy from Jonny
-WHAT TO (PLAY): A trailer that's been a decade in the making...and the makers of it have been doing some hard research.
-FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM: Using beer as a weapon
-ONE FOR THE ROAD: A very different take on Asking For a Friend...this person probably needs a doctor, not a radio show.
-Did you see the Big Beaver Moon? Here's what it means.
-AFAF 1: Breaking Up Before Getting Engaged...Is this guy Scrooging??
-Most Hated TV Characters of all Time
-Hannah had the Most Basic Spotify Wrapped of all time, Jonny had the weirdest.
-WHAT'S APPENING: The police are warning you to turn off this feature
-Some anonymous In-law drama gets Jonny in trouble with his fiance
-A turf war in the bathroom ranking community
-The very first holiday movie sex scene
-AFAF 2: The FASTEST "DUMP HIM" Hannah's ever dropped
-THE WITHERBEAT: Selena Gomez helps solve a murder
-We've got a new friend in the new studio and we need help naming him.
-MAIL CALL: We got a letter from BUBLY about Jonny's conspiracy theory?!
-BASIC BUPDON'T: Hannah's holiday hit list
-Have you seen videos of Enrique Iglesias on tour? Somebody should check on him.
-AFAF: Should I have to pay for my friend's drinks since I'm getting mine for free?
-Good news that will change the way you eat forever
-Sexiest Bald Men of the Year is RIGGED
-SCIENCE CORNER: Wtf is a Globster?
-Toxic Tuesday: A couple might break up over an "emasculating" financial struggle
-The possible return of the most iconic show ever set in Detroit
-Hannah's SURPRISE CHRISTMAS SERENADE: Fairytale of Windsor
-Happy American Thanksgiving! Eat Your Icecream
-FACEBOOK FINDS: Possible gift ideas (lead and choking hazards not included)
-Are Black Friday Deals good enough to resort to violence over anymore?
-MORAL CONUNDRUM: Telling someone not to look through your recycling
-Did we just set a world record for talking about shortbread? (feat. Nic Cage)
*RENT FREE: The Crown is Back + Fist Fights in US Senate?!
*AFAF: "My Gf invited her ex to stay over"
*Soft Nut Season is a real problem in the UK
*Jonny overshares big time while discussing eHarmony's new ad campaign
*WHAT TO WATCH: Chris Pratt needs to be stopped and Netflix is gaslighting reality fans
*PINEAPPLES VS. MUSHROOMS VS. CHICKENS
*A Bubly conspiracy that goes all the way to the top (Michael Buble)
*Instagram is putting the Anti-social in Social Media
*Double D's are the hottest trend in Kitchen Appliances
*A new advent calendar that has Hannah contemplating preserving dead bodies??
*SURPRISE SERENADES: Sza's Snooze except it's only about hitting snooze
*Are you the one who locks??
*An expensive new line for your baby has us contemplating baby smells.
-Jonny won't be welcome at Disney World (or in Hamilton) after this
-AFAF: "Am I just being ungrateful or is this the worst gift ever?"
-FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM: Cocaine Cat
-The Holiday Goop Guide Is Back And As Wild As Ever
-WHAT TO WATCH: The New Zelda Movie could be rated R??
-Return To Stars Hollow!!
-FYI: Stealing Your Own Car & Spice Bus Jumping The Gordie Howe Bridge
-What's Appening: Never Leave anyone On Read ever again!
-Should You Think Twice About Riding Mechanical Bulls?
-Forks Vs. Spoons Vs. Peas Vs. Mac and Cheese
-When Crocodiles are always living in your head rent free
-An Ontario Man wants to show you his giant Zucchini
-HANNAH REMIXES: Brewery Dilemma & Celebrating The Mean Girls Musical with an OG classic.
-You ever had an awkward text to the wrong person? Jonny got into some trouble doing that...
-What's Appening: Bringing Back Thick colorful computers?!
-Vomit Corner: When You Get Pee Instead of a milkshake
-Wither Report: A Very 90s Wedding feat. Accidental illegal drugs
-Real Ghost Stories of Windsor-Essex with Hannah doing mouth sounds
-BASIC BUPDATE: It's TiiIIIIIiiime (for holiday drinks)
-The Florida Man Games!! What would Windsor Man Games look like
-Things that are already vintage that will make you feel old
-We call 1-800-Jagmeet...with sexy results...
-The viral list of places you should NEVER take a girl on a first date
-What's something you never wanted to get on Halloween?
-Justice for Ginger Gooch!
-Is The Monster Mash a banger or nah?
-AFAF: Is Trophy Wife Offensive?
-The WitherBeat: Law And Order is coming to Canada!
-New Challenge for your B-Hole: Pepper X
-Hannah And Jonny Meld Minds
-SCIENCE CORNER: The asteroid that will get us all rich
-Canadian Slang that just sounds dirty
-WHAT TO WATCH: Love is Blind & The Cult of Taylor
-Are You A Better Rapper than a Six Year Old?
-Is eating 4 dozen oysters a red flag?
-Forcing Matt to Blind Taste Testing Local Breweries
-Things That Make You Feel OLD
-Jonny forces Hannah to go into the Men's Bathroom To Smell something.
-Hannah is a wine-tasting champ, Jonny needs more than just the tip
-What's Appening: Would You Drive An Apple iCar
-AFAF: Hall Pass Double Standard
-Taco Debates and Conspiracies
-What To Expect When A Giant Pig Attacks
-Toronto VS. London VS. Windsor
-Drama In The Secret Group Chat: Kardashian Edition
-FYI: Watch Out for Deer, Look At All Those Chickens, & Suck It University of Winnipeg!
-What To Watch: A New Elvis Movie Already??
-New Dictionary Words...But Are They REALLY Words?
-Vindication For McDonalds!
MAIL CALL: We Check Our "Fan" Mail
-Jennifer Coolidge-bot Slays this Taylor Swift Classic
-AFAF: Is a Cheater Always A Cheater? (And Can you trust an ex?)
-The best fighter jet impression you've ever heard
-What To Watch: A multi million dollar fight to the death + Jonny's favorite trash!
-Hannah's journey to the Masters
-Is this the worst or BEST way to dump someone?
-SURPRISE SERENADE: A tribute to fall and Doja Cat
-WITHER REPORT: Shakira going to jail, The Travis Kelce Challenge, Katy Perry's Toilet Concert, & Alicia TEAS
-Jonny learns not to judge a book by its cover
-The best sports announcer reaction of all time!!
-Honeymoon in Shrek's Swamp?!
-We all know WHEN it's gonna be May, but now we'll learn WHY!
-Ratatouille in Waterloo
-Hannah's Magic Magazine
-SURPRISE SERENADE: "Guess Who's Back ON INSTAGRAM?"
-AFAF: What to do if your partner's parents hate you?"
-Sexiest Man Alive: We have some Dark Horse votes of our own.
-Health Tip: Listen to dolphins mating
-How often do you think about the Roman Empire?
-SCIENCE CORNER: The (Ig)Nobel Prizes feat. Butt scan technology
-What's your childhood comfort meal?
-Standing Ovation for the newest members of the mile-high club.
-Lauren Boebert's iconic first date: Co-Fondling & Vapes
-New Trend: ...Soft Launching Your Baby?
-Let's Play: FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM?!
-TV in the bedroom? Yay or Nay?
-New favourite mascot: Pee Jug Man!
-Hannah wants to roast Jonny in an EZ Bake Oven...but it backfires.
WTF is Foot Stench Fall??
AFAF: Your friend joined a Pyramid scheme...What do you do?
The sounds that you CAN'T STAND...we'll play them all!
SCIENCE(FICTION) CORNER: Team Aliens or Nah?
What To Watch: Barbie Movie - The Hannah Cut
Video Game Red Flags
What's Appening: Elon Musk + Grimes' new baby name is transforming us all
What's your secret relationship language?
Hannah Saves Portugal
Fine Frozen Dining comes to Walmart...also Pee-sicles
SURPRISE SERENADE: An Olivia RodrigOde to the Detroit Lions
An Upcoming Xmas album that will make you BeLiEvE again
Jonny's Dad Strength & Hannah's Hose Handling
*Hannah and Jonny are invading campuses with beer pong and noodz
*Surprise Serenade: SEPTEMBER
*How a Delta flight turned into a biohazard
*Celebrating 15 years of spinning Fergie
*AFAF: The secret to long-distance relationships
*Hannah wages war on France
*Daddy's Waiting: Jonny's new favourite romance novel
*What To Watch: HORROR BABIES starring Kim K.
*The only thing that scares Stephen King: LOU BEGA
*Class action Lawsuits you can cash in on
*Hannah And Jonny's biggest fails of the week
*A Strange Sound and a Vaguely Threatening Gift from Jonny
*AFAF: Your Baby Is Ugly.
*DEBATE CLUB: What is The SOUP-erior Soup?
*Dumpkin Spice Dude Wipes
*Relationship Contracts
*Facebook Finds: Yeti B00Bs
*The Golden Bachelorettes
*Hunt for the Lake Erie Monster
*Basic Bupdate: Cozy Cardio
*Spot The Fake Energy Drink
*Ed Sheeran VS. Mariah Carey
*Back To School Contraband
*Bad X-Files tattoos & Hannah loves compost
*An Ode to PSL day
*Time to party like it's 1499 in the D
*Birthstone envy: Do you like yours?
*2 Fast 2 Freeland: Cyclists Vs. Runners
*Maybe the grossest anti-aging beauty tip ever
*Rotten Reviews: Local Lighthouse Laments
*Iowa State Fair Husband Calling Tragedy
*AFAF: Naming the dog after your ex?
*Love isn't dead and neither is broadcast journalism
*Harry Smells and his sexy stank
*Vomit Corner: No more Skidmarks!
*One more Surprise Serenade to celebrate clubbing in your 30s.
*Surprise Serenade: A Lewis Capaldi Classic about disappearing from Social Media
*What's the PREMIUM mall treat? Cinnabon or Pretzels
*Cottoneye Joe ruined my life
*The only person more excited for fall than Hannah.
*How screaming could change your life
*Mouth sounds and Scrumptious: The McDonald's hack you didn't know you needed
*AFAF: Is this the worst date idea ever?
*Is your Snapchat acting up? Same.
*Hannah tells us about her favourite meat...
*Wanna go to Hannah's Birthday party?! It's gonna be a BLAST (from the past)
*Instant Divorce? Or Let them Eat cake?
*Hannah admits to a secret family crime!
-WE'RE BACK after Jonny's Vacation, and Jonny almost got in a FIGHT
-Wither Report: Secret to getting a Taylor Swift Presale Code: Be in your 60s
- Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are coming for your house
-AFAF: Where's the Taco Police when you need 'em?!
-Science Corner: What is CORN SMUT?
-Return of the weird ketchup...What else should make a comeback?
-PLANET OF THE BASS
-How your Disney+ Subscription is changing
-Facebook drama: Senior Citizen Discount
-The Witherbeat: Mushroom Murder Down Under
-Jonny's moving to a lighthouse
-Hannah tries out for Jeapordy
*SCIENCE CORNER: The Wrinkly Stinkhorn
*The return of an iconic game from Millenial childhoods
*Mobsters love a good Espresso Martini in a Leopard Print glass
*WITHERBEAT: Scariest voicemail ever?
*Never mind, the scariest voicemail ever is coming from INSIDE THE STUDIO
*Would you pay $160 for this Celebrity perfume?
*AFAF: Stealing a wallet for a good reason
*What's Appening: Elon lets you hide your shame
*Come to Windsor for the Coney Dogs, stay for the Virgin Weiner
*What have you left behind at an Air BNB? We got some crazy ones for you
*How to maximize your breakfast potential
*People are putting lip injections WHERE?!
*Surprise Serenade: Ed Sheeran and Jonny are coming for the moms
Buying a Rubber Dck
*Hannah stole your groceries
*A doggy doo-doo disaster and a stolen baby sock
*Optimus Prime died so you could have great deals
*Have you been a victim of the Pink Tax? What about the Blue Tax?
*Robo-Officiants: The way of the future
*Small talk...Yay or Nay?
*Taking the Chewbacca impression contest to your front door
*What's better? Money or Friends?
*Wither Report: Kim K and Tom Brady?!
*What is a Cat Pervert?
*Could you survive without your partner?
*Unlocking Core Childhood memories...starting with religious singing vegetables
*Surprise Serenade-Shawarma (Jonny's Version)
-Hannah is a little TOO excited for Queen Bey
-It's SO hot that: ______
-Conga lines and other lines at the White House
-AFAF: Bringing your ex to a Wedding instead of your current partner?!
-Olivia Rodrigo is moving to Edmonton to pursue her REAL dream.
-Why you SHOUDN'T wine and dine if you want to....you know...
-New dating app that might backfire
-SCIENCE CORNER: Dinosaurs among us
-Top Universities in Canada (Not based on sandwiches)
-WITHERBEAT: True Crime? More like Poo Crime
-Don't use beer for tanning
-NEW FOOD NEWS: Costco, BBQ, & FREE WINE (for some people)
-25 years and a million bucks lost forever
-Hannah celebrates the full moon by GETTING BUCK
*This store makes you poop?
*AFAF: Rioting at a boozeless Wedding
*What's in the Alpha Male diet?
*Costco is going FULL Netflix with this new policy
*WHAT TO WATCH: Which actors are "Creepy Hot"?
*The Internet Apocalypse is coming!!
*The Cringiest Voice Notes on Dating Apps
*Facebook Finds: Hung Like the Statue of David
*Basic Bupdate: New Frozen Starbucks Drinks + Jonny's shake that got away.
*Live out your true crime investigation dreams
*Woke Indiana Jones is the hero we deserve
*FAN MAIL: Are Hannah And Jonny Married??
*HANNAH'S BACK! (thank god, cuz Jonny forgets how to radio)
*Hannah's Wedding Walkout music
*Windsor is the 17th best city in Canada for having a summer affair, Jonny has proof.
*AFAF: Checking your partner's phone...Trust test or Red Flag?
*You're not dying, you just ate beets
*Hannah & Kevin's awkward Honeymoon moment feat. Italian Yoda
*Best cage match ever: The BATTLE OF THE TECH BILLIONAIRES
*Toxic Tuesday: Drama at the Taylor Swift Show, Do you KNOW this person?
*How to get paid to eat cheese
*Onion Rings Vs. Mozza Sticks Featuring MAYOR DREW DILKENS?!
*Science Corner: The Orcas are WILDIN
*Hannah's Wedding Vows (Try Not To Cry Challenge: Level IMPOSSIBLE)
*Drunk conversation about Cereal Mascot Equality
*Hannah sings a song WAY too Spicy for a 5-year-old
*SURPRISE SERENADE: Jonny harnesses his inner mermaid to celebrate being a homebody.
*TOXIC TUESDAY: What is your beige flag?? Hannah thinks Jonny's beige flags are actually red flags
*A Canadian won a legendary cheese race...but it came with a price.
*Funeral hookups? It happens.
*The return of Tim Hortons CLASSICS. We investigate where to find them by calling the source.
*Hannah's Cat's New Haircut.
*A RRRoyal Update: The King's pettiness is unreal.
*BBQ Pet Peeves turns into a conversation with Hannah's Fiance about her Grill Skillz
*AFAF: Is keeping jewelry from an ex a red flag?
*The hottest trend of 2023 is old dudes having babies. HOOAH!!
*You've Heard of James and the Giant Peach? Here's Andre the Giant's Poo!
*The Smells you love to hate
*AFAF: My neighbour is stealing my flowers!!
*Do you like if people call you Ma'am or Sir?
*Hannah almost burned her house down
*Jonny DID burn his b-hole down
*FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM?!
*Toxic Tuesday: When you find out your named after your dad's side piece.
*BASIC BUPDATE: New ice who dis?
*To Surprise party or NOT Surprise party
*The Goop Gift Guide for DADDYS! (Spoiler alert: More adult bedroom toys)
*A Surprise Serenade for the Star Wars fans and the sister kissers
*Hannah's First Kiss
*Snoop Dogg VS. Ryan Reynolds: Winner Takes Ottawa
*AFAF: Do I Need Permission To Cut My Hair?
*AFAF 2: Killer Nudes
*Our Mayor says: Hannah And Jonny are JUST DUMB
*Justice for DongBerg
*Stand O-vation at the SIN-phony
*Who's Better in Bed? Brad Pitt or Ben Affleck?
*Did you Grow Up In An Ingredient House? What did you snack on?
*What's your fav pasta shape?
*Someone stole a part off Jonny's car IN THE WORK PARKING LOT! But he's turning it into a business opportunity??
*The Arby's collab you didn't know you needed
*Celebrating 2 YEARS of the show!
*Subway is changing the game
*We're feeling saucy about sauces.
*The GATHERING OF THE KYLES
*It's finally ok to live in sin again!
*Who's gonna have better music? The Royal Coronation or Hannah's Wedding?
*Let's learn some German words!
*What happens in an alley in Hamilton STAYS in an alley in Hamilton
*Ontario Claims Colonel Sanders.
*When your Mother in Law breaks into your house out of love
*Goop Mother's Day Gift Guide
*Arrest that baby!!!
*Hannah chirps Jonny's life, Jonny chirps like a bird
*Hannah starts a naughty hotline
*The Witherbeat: The Mystery of the Disappearing Worm
Hannah & Jonny are back together, but after listening to this week's podcast, you might wish they weren't.
- How many underwears did Hannah's friends bring on their 4-night Bachelorette trip
- The Windsor woman whose boyfriend faked his own death instead of breaking up with her
- Don't order this drink from Starbucks without an escape route
- Elvis Stojko fans are alive and well in Windsor-Essex
- Introducing... The #YQGlizzy! The Windsor Dog! Ringing in the Detroit Tigers' Home Opener the only way we know how... With shredded pepperoni.
- Listening to the verse of Lionel Ritchie's song that he said he wrote on the toilet to see if we can tell (CAN YOU?)
- This new Easter trend is being funded by an industry whose corruption goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!
- What is a Wisconsin Old-Fashioned? Write this down to make sure you never drink one again.
- Hannah & Jonny play the Celebrity Name Challenge that's big on TikTok, and some of these rhymes are..................... Questionable
- As a Canadian, you, like Hannah, are probably breaking this Starbucks Commandment without even knowing it!
*Hannah has a Freudian slip on VanGogh's Birthday
*What Canada fed Biden + Biden Gets Into Standup
*Concert Etiquette: Don't Scream?
*Surprise Secondhand Serenade
*AFAF: Am I A Bridezilla For Forcing My Bridesmaids To Workout?
*TO THE HANNAH-COPTER
*TOXIC TUESDAY: Talking Smack About Ex's is Healthy?
*Starbucks in the US are getting Rid of a staple
*Rave At The Olive Garden
*Gwyneth Paltrow Update: Stans on the Stand
*Airbag Pants
*How Many Times Did you Fail Your Drive Test? This person has you beat.
*WHAT is Adult Liquid?
*Pat Sajak Is Unhinged.
*What's Worse? Eating In The Tub or Showering With Your Partner?
*Be Careful What You Put On A Stick
A Weeklong Legally Blunt Extravaganza!!
*Hannah's weird sound effect remix
*Surprise Karaoke
*Bread VS Pasta
*Mini Eggs VS Cream Eggs + What IS a liquid?
*AFAF: To Give Money or NOT Give Money to a new bf?
*WitherBeat meets Wither Report
*The roast of Liam's Jaw
*Hannah will NEVER try this
*EXPERIENCE REGINA
*Nickelback has been the hero we deserve for 100 Million Years
*Pimp your Crocs
*Facebook Finds: The Free Pallet Era
*Fergie and Byron go to Ottawa
*Unnecessary Censorship
*Hannah screams Meth
- If you missed the #Oscars last night, here is the good, the bad, and the cringey!
- Asking For A Friend: Am I the bad guy for asking a girl for a makeup-free selfie?
- Dramatic Readings of Pop Songs: A** Clap Edition
- The "Stoner Comedy" is BACK, and we couldn't be happier!!!
- The Tim Hortons scam coming to an app near you.
- Miley Cyrus' song for people in their 30s: "We Should Stop"
- #VomitCorner: you're probably drinking underwear tea
*What happens to movie titles when you run them back and forth through google translate? The results might get Jonny fired.
*An iconic landmark is getting a $20 thousand makeover...but what do you do with a rotten tomato??
*A Hannah Singalong edition of Throwback Thursday...where she kept coming in early and updated the lyrics to a guitar D-bag classic.
*(Also a secret serenade shading Daylight Saving Time)
*For International Women's Day we played "Womansplaining" for Gift Cards to local women-owned businesses!
*This month's first full moon is ringing in a very specific time of the year.
- Windsor's True Crime connection to a disappearance at Yosemite National Park
- #ToxicTuesday: How to eavesdrop using an iPhone and a hidden AirPod
- Wisconson's Most Eligible Bachelor is looking for love, and we called him to put our hats in the ring.
- Lou Bega Is Rolling In His Grave (he's not dead)
- Asking For A Friend: Should I apologize for not leaving my husband any donuts?
- Hannah is choosing a cause, and this is it.
- We want to send you to CHICAGO, and all that jazz!
*NEW SEGMENT WHO DIS?: Hannah's Crime Corner aka The WitherBEAT will scratch your true crime itch. This time focusing on the Murdaugh Murders.
*A Surprise Serenade about Maple Syrup Season. It might be Jonny's best one ever, but Hannah thinks it's DEFINITELY his most inappropriate.
*Called our winner for Best Friend Weekend in Nashville, and she disappointed her friend and coworker LIVE on speaker phone.
*On Throwback Thursday Hannah finds out she's been singing this Miley Cyrus classic WRONG for 13 years
*Ford is using self-driving technology to ruin a trashy TLC show.
*Hannah And Jonny talk to the Tooth Fairy about "Toothflation".
*Random chaos feat. Bill Nye and the royal Frog house.
- AfterPay is coming for your most BASIC everyday purchases
- Changing Windsor business names to support #InterationalWomensDay
- Asking For A Friend: Is there a "good" way to approach a woman at the gym?
- How many of Dictionary.com's "Winter Words" for 2023 do YOU know?
- UNDERWEAR NEWS! Apparently there's a lot of it this week!
- #ToxicTuesday: Did you know that THIS is scientifically-proven to make you more attractive to your date, both physically, and romantically?
- Ways you speak to your pet, nicknames you use, songs you sing, etc! We want to hear them ALL!
- Move over Cocaine Bear, this new movie pitch is going to make billions.
- This AI invention is a game-changer for couples in long-distance relationships...Or strangers!
- Hannah & Jonny mix metaphors on the weather, because we're not meteorologists, okay?
*Hannah is gagging over the Hailey Bieber/Taylor Swift/Selena Gomez beef
*Jonny is cringing over Paris Hilton Baby announcement ASMR
*People pointed out an editing mistake in The Last of Us, but we have a different theory about what happened.
*The original cast of Mean Girls is on board for a remake BUT they want more money. (And Hannah wants Lindsay Lohan to get paid EVEN MORE.)
*Jonny was booty shamed during a work zoom meeting (but he started it).
The BEST High School Basketball game call ever
American Girl Dolls are making us feel old af
There's a competition coming up to find Michigan's Prettiest B-Hole?!
- What's living in your head rent-free? Hannah's is a way to level up your Coney Dog, and Jonny's is a new country song that's taking the world by storm.
- Asking For A Friend: Am I selfish for wanting my BF of 4 years to propose?
- Pour one out for THIS network, and come with us as we reminisce on their best TV theme songs
- Honourable mention: Toxic Tuesday's Judgy McJudgersons
- Happy Paczki Day! Hannah & Jonny learn about Mardi Gras, with some homemade sound effects!
- ANGELA BASSET DID THE THING
- Virgin Radio Destroys Aimee's Debt! What it sounds like to win $100,000!
- GF breaks up with BF over the Super Bowl 'tubi' commercial
- Don't sit naked by a campfire, you could torch your plum tree shaker!
- Vin Diesel: Lord of the Family.
- Why Valentines Day is an important holiday, even if you're single
- Hannah got a cat to pee on Jonny, and the personalized poop bags that are in the mail
- Yesterday's Destroy Your Debt winner went right to the cheesecakes
- Asking For A Friend: Am I wrong to be mad that my Valentine got me gas station flowers?
- Never trust Hannah & Jonny with your weather
- Foods not to eat in bed... Hopefully, not ANY.
- Hannah is trying to get the Windsor Humane Society to put Jonny's name in their litterbox
- #ToxicTuesday: the story that started it all... A Lingerie & Trench Coat mishap on Valentines Day!
- What if the alien spy balloons were really just Valentines from another galaxy? We interrupt this podcast with an intergalactic surprise serenade.
- Hannah & Jonny take you through the best (and WORST) Super Bowl commercials from last night
- Drake has the hypest "Fit Check" ever, Hannah's is very on-brand
- Harry Styles x Stanley Tucci movie WHEN
- YQG aka Windsor Valentines... Some are better than others
- Are you a Lil Jon today or a Steve Carrell today?
- A new way to get back at your ex that will FLUSH them out of your system
- "Why Did I Say That?" moments
- A SuperterriBOWL Serenade in celebration of Rihanna this weekend
*Best unexpected Doorbell footage EVER
*A city councilor in the Nation's capital is a secret superhero
*A first date do-over that could have gone DANGEROUSLY wrong (turning down creeps sure makes you thirsty.)
*A newly approved vibrating pill that Hannah is convinced was a major part of our childhood.
Hannah & Jonny list the stars of the show, and the NAUR of the show.
- The voicemail that will make you want to quit dating completely
- Patrick Mahomes vs. Austin Mahone showdown
- Amelia's traumatizing movie experience may have altered her life in a BIG way
- Things NOT to buy on FB Marketplace
- Here are some things to AVOID getting your partner this Valentine's Day
- Lindsay tells a horrible first-date story for the chance at a First Date Do-Over!
- This Michigan restaurant wants you to try their warm, tasty pink taco.
- #JusticeForBeanGirl
- There's a new Canadian Heritage minute that's taking the world by storm
- Honourable Mention: Jonny getting identity-thefted
- Our AI-Generated Drake song about the Windsor-Detroit Border
Asking For A Friend: Should your work be able to fire you for having an affair with a co-worker?
Jonny Shares an emotional tribute to the end of an Era
A desperate rescue attempt in Riverside had Jonny running around in his neighbours` backyards on Sunday...then Tarra told us about her Crazy Wieners.
-The core of the Earth is spinning the wrong way so we learn how to talk backward feat. Too Hot To Handle, Lord of the Rings, and the hardest word in the world.
-Who is the hottest mascot? Another big brand is changing an iconic character to be less offensive but Jonny thinks we need to MAKE MASCOTS SEXY AGAIN!!
-Hannah has another Goop Guide for us just in time for Valentine's Day and it's pretty kinky...
- The best moment of the livestreamed Oscar Nomination yesterday by FAR
- McDonalds has a new McMuffin on their menu in Canada and it's a game-changer
- FB Marketplace Finds that shouldn't exist and a gospel cover of All Star by Smashmouth
- #ToxicTuesday: The iPhone Hack That Cheaters LOVE
- Say goodbye to M&Ms forever
- The weirdest/cringiest places you've been taken on a date
- Michigan Deer can't stop doing THIS
If you missed Hannah & Jonny's show this morning, catch up on the highlights HERE:
- Honourable Mention: Anyone who doesn't use the adjective "voluptuous".
- 3rd Star: Hamilton's Toothless Wonder & screaming Tony Hawk
- 2nd Star: The murderous robot mopping machine that's coming to a wedding registry near you
- 1st Star: The rainbow pooping unicorns that turned "My Humps" into "My Poops", and now need to PAY UP
If you missed Hannah & Jonny's show this morning, here are the THREE STARS of the day!
- A Dramatic Reading of Jenny From The Block
- Which Chainsmoker are YOU?
- An Ode To Cheese
-Hannah and Jonny investigate the potential toot that rocked the Nation
-A new study says there's a link between D-size and the type of vehicle you drive.
-While discussing gross things that guys do Jonny drops a bombshell on Hannah. She's disgusted and CAN'T believe that a LOT of people do this.
-PLUS a couple Hannah Witherbee nuggets with 0 context
If you missed Hannah & Jonny's show this morning, here are the THREE STARS of the day!
- The "Rotten Review" of the Detroit Institute of Art that actually sounds like a selling feature, tbh.
- How Shakira was tipped off that her ex, Gerard Pique, was cheating
- The biggest freakout of 2023 so far, plus THE REMIX!!!!!!
If you missed Hannah & Jonny's show this morning, here are the THREE STARS of the day!
- Jonny's (obviously very) rotten milk, which he continued to drink all morning
- Toxic Tuesday: The Canadian Florist who shares cringey flower card messages anonymously on TikTok
- National Bootleggers Day complete with 1920s sayings and soundboard
- The 103-year-old tortoise who saved his species by gettin' in on.
- Scientist vs. Chef Pasta Rumble
- Move over Forest Bathing, there's a hot (or cold) new wellness trend in town!
- Songs that are on our workout playlists!
- The Canadian hack that will save you time in the mornings!
- Friday the 13th Surprise Serenade... Will you be unlucky enough to hear it?
-Jonny fell for an email scam at work and got in trouble
-Wither Report: Hannah chokes on an oat, Kardashian flour fraud, Chainsmokers 3-ways, & Harry Styles in the MCU?
-How people are reacting to the biggest egg in town!
-Which way do you shower?
-A famous painting that's in Detroit was STOLEN?!
-We try to re-record the White Lotus theme song...
- Rent-Free: The Golden Globes last night, and the only thing better than a sausage, egg n' cheese
- Asking For A Friend: Is it weird that I called my sister sexy at her wedding?
- Top things that give adults THE ICK
- Gwyneth Paltrow misses the 90s, where you could do your drugs and not get caught.
- Rent-Free: The CTV anchor peeing with a mic on, and Maury Povich (or Alec Baldwin?) ASMR
- This is my emotional support snake
- We just don't feast like we used to
- HANKS on DRANKS... Tom Hanks swears by this alcoholic bev he invented over the holidays!
- Reid and Ben from 98.3 Move in Kingston called to congratulate us on our Windsor Spitfires trade for Shane Wright.
- THE LOYALTY TEST... Not just for TikTok anymore!
- Living rent-free: Miss France at the Miss Universe pageant rehearsal
- This job is ALMOST as good as being Pete Davidson's assistant
- A TV series with a Detroit connection is on the way!
- Alec Baldwin is just 3 centimeters shy of understanding how Instagram works.
- Looking back at Pinterest Wedding Boards from 2013. Cringe is palpable.
- FB Marketplace Finds that leave more questions than answers... #SurprisedByRice?
- FOOD NEWS: McDonalds is bringing back these two items for a limited time!
- So Carole Baskin DIDN'T "kill her husband, whacked him"??????
- Break Up Bears... The worst, or the best way to end a relationship?
- What's the worst fight you ever had with your sibling? Jonny's sounds more like a kidnapping.
- #WhatsAPPening: The LOL Verifier is about to rat you out to your friends, and sounds to cover up you pooping
- Good news if your name starts with J!
-Starting off with the soothing sounds of Hilary Duff and inappropriate IG ads
-Wither Report I: Gabrielle Union pays the bills and gets mad kills, and a royal Canadian wedding
-The top-grossing Onlyfans star is grossing people out
-CNN's top places to visit in 2023 features WHAT Canadian city?!
-The Buttertart Bandit strikes again
-How to win $100 grand and spend it all on birds
-Jonny's getting into nude modeling
-A famous dog is having an existential crisis
-Ontario's rejected license plates
-Wither Report II: The richest pets in the world + DID ELLIE GOULDING CHEAT ON ED SHEERAN IN 2014?!?!?!
- Rolling Stone released a list of the Top 200 Singers of all time, and EVERYBODY is mad at this snub...
- #WhatToWatch: What did you binge-watch over the holidays?
- Hannah & Jonny share their New Years Resolutions
- Don Lemon missed the New Years Eve countdown in New Orleans because he was too busy listening to Back That A** Up and it's the vibe we want in 2023
- Windsorites are #1 in Canada for doing THIS!
Happy Holidays from Hannah, Jonny, and the whole team at 93.9 Virgin Radio!! All the best in 2023!
- Jonny updates us on his bday plans, Hannah updates us on the new Harry & Meghan Netflix special
- In an effort to get Santa to come to our HoliYAY Special, Hannah & Jonny do an original surprise serenade duet, "Santa Daddy".
- What's on your Windsor Bingo Card?
- Festive baby names to avoid this holiday season
- A surprise BTS look: Santa and Mrs Claus were busy, so they enlisted Hannah & Jonny to fill their commercial shoes! We think we should leave this one to the pros!
-Volkwagen going viral for their handle. You'll never unsee it.
-Wither Report I: J. Lo thinks she's better than Whitney Houston? Wednesday cancelled? The People Have CHOSEN!
-Let's learn some Medieval terms!
-Hannah is devastated and her music choice is unhinged.
-Holiday injuries!
-Facebook Finds!! $400 seats, Old Soda, Chicken Broaster, & Reindeer food
-Spam Figgy Pudding anyone?
-AFAF: Mistletoe Mishap
-Most common lies on Tinder
-Wither Report II: Time Person of the year, Sexy Soccer man, Lady gaga gets justice!
-Live your Air B&B fantasy.
- Jonny identifies with Etsy's "Stinky Gift" section a little bit TOO much
- The Price Is WRONG!!! Hannah tries to order this holiday's most-wanted items from most to least expensive!
- Chatham-Kent has named their snowplows for 2022, and these names DON'T miss.
- AI-Generated pickup lines sound like they're written by Adam Levine
- #ToxicTuesday: The details on the GMA Cheating Scandal and why the internet is on their side
- A Grinch-versus-Rudolph showdown in Michigan
- Hannah is back from vacation! Here's what's living in our heads rent-free!
- Cara Delevingne is donating her O to science
- #WhatToWatch: That 90s Show, Harry & Meaghan's new series, and Emily In Paris S3
- You can use your phone on the toilet, but only for THIS many minutes
- What's APPening: A new feature was just added to the Google App, and we are about to put it to the test!
Hannah's off this week! But we've got lots of Wither Reports anyway!
-Wither Report I: Adele's surprise guest, New J. Lo, and the most Hannah thing ever.
-Heartwarming video from Windsor went viral
-AFAF: Should I have to pay for my mom's bf's Xmas tree?
-Wither Report II: Billie Eilish's 6th Vanity Fair interview, and FINALLY got a trailer for the Grinch horror movie!
-Last Swiftmas contest: Giving away tickets to see Taylor Swift at Ford Field all week long!
-Toxic Tuesday: A toxic term is the word of the year for 2022
-Big year coming up for Megan Thee Stallion, and Antonio Banderas wants to pass on the mask and cape of Zorro
-Turns out you can drink Baileys 10 years after it expires??
- Did you celebrate American Thanksgiving? Today isn't just Black Friday, it's Brown Friday!
- Ryan Reynolds is one step closer to buying the Ottawa Senators, now that THIS Canadian celeb has stepped on-board
- #KevinJonasForSpiderman2024
- Rotten Reviews: Niagara Falls Edition
- The Thanksgiving Leftover Hack that's going to change your life forever
- Have you ever seen someone clothesline a runaway ostrich from a moving truck?
-Hannah and Jonny have a hockey hangover after a great night at the WFCU...and even though we got a LOT of beans Hannah still needs more gas.
-New Boursin flavour just dropped.
-A listener tries out her sexy sick voice
-Wither Report I: Blake Lively gets double pregnant, Jonny can't dance, Daniel Craig shades Chris Evans, and hope you're craving more Lizzo.
-Don't use red bowls/encore of Jonny's Thanksgiving masterpiece for American Thanksgiving
-Hannah challenges Jonny to a parody-off...and finds the most disturbing Thanksgiving song of all time
-Hannah's so excited about giving away $500 that she turns into Mariah Carey then forces the winner to buy her something
-Wither Report II: News about You...not YOU, You?
-Hannah accidentally reveals that she's not human while teaching us about Turkeys.
- Nick Cannon has a big announcement, and (luckily) it's NOT what you think it is.
- Creepy texts from Mr Rodgers
- How are they going to do all four Avatar movies in 6 years?
- #ToxicTuesday: I got my husband's "friend" a job on my hospital floor, and after her probation, found out she was his MISTRESS
- This snack is being discontinued in Canada and witches are shaking
- Hannah's post-weekend watch and Jonny's post-weekend watch!
- #WitherReport: A celebrity breakup we saw coming, who got BOO-ed at the AMAs, and the holiday singalong that has everybody excited for QUISMOIS!
- Asking For A Friend: Dop Poop Wars Edition
- An investigative report into whether or not Subway has discontinued its Italian Herb & Cheese bread
- $3 Classic Christmas Movies in Windsor-Essex!
- What's living in your head rent-free? Hannah says the dog that sounds like Mrs. Doubtfire, Jonny says Julia Fox's message that AGING is SEXY!
- Martha Stewart wants to claim the title of "Queen of Thanksgiving"
- DEALS DEALS DEALS! Black Friday deals you can capitalize on right now, here in Canada!
- A suprise serenade dedicated to TicketMaster
- What are your Christmas "colours" this year?
- Bills Mafia is going to destroy Ford Field*
** (ah, of course, an audible)
-The conclusion to OAT-GATE: Hannah's fiance strikes back!
-Wither Report I: Getting clothes from celebs, Jay Leno update, Sexiest Man advice
-Hacking Darts while running a marathon
-What to Watch: The Santa Clause(S), Natalie Portman drinks Bear Grylls' undies water, New Xmas movie & Drag Race
-The tap limit doesn't exist!
-Wither Report II: Is Reba McEntire Judge Judy? Is Hannah Danny Devito? Is Harry Styles being harassed by Gordon Ramsay? Did Swifties ruin Ticketmaster?
-Ranch on a Branch, Gramma in the Slamma, Jonny on the...Potty
-Watch out A-holes, there's some new Scrabble terms
-GIVE NAMOR HIS PENIS BACK!
-Basic Bupdate: Something FREE from Starbucks, Tim Hortons has...food and drinks
-What's Appening: Streaming service price increase(!) IG is hiding more likes, Elon Musk gets HARDCOREEEE
- Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for getting onto the Taylor Swift pre-sale ticket site, and then not buying an extra ticket for my friend?
- Did you know rats can dance? We didn't, but here are some songs we think they would dance to.
- Michigander is in AWE of Bulk Barn... You've gotta hear her reactions!
- The conclusion of a controversial lawsuit, leading to a controversial debate
- Asking For A Friend R2: Is Hannah the worst for asking her fiance to put less water in her oatmeal?
- The worst school band of all time is 1000x more traumatizing than you think it is
- Jay Leno is going to get the Pete Davidson
- This Michigan couple got married WHERE???
- #ToxicTuesday: the downside of the new iMessage editing software
- Tim Horton's Holiday Menu drops tomorrow, and there are some brand new food & drinks on it!
- There was a local shoutout on the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions on Thursday Night!
- The definitive reviews of Lindsay Lohan's new Christmas movie, Falling For Christmas.
- #AskingForAFriend: am I the worst for not wanting a gift card from my partner for Christmas?
- Rotten Reviews strikes again, this time with Ojibway Park!
- What does your favourite song say about your relationship style? Hannah's is accurate, Jonny's is... troubling.
- The wedding trend that is SWEEPING the nation
-Cursed Remix: Frozen x Marvin Gaye = Masterpiece
-Wither Report: John Mayer must die, Celebrity Pickleball, The LOHANAISSANCE continues.
-H&J try the Arby's Poutine Dip Sandwich
-Minimum gift cost for a Wedding?! (Also Hannah almost dies from sneezing)
-Wither Report II: Jeniffer Aniston's fertility journey & Sam Smith the Fishmonger
-Burping on the Mic and Laughing your pants.
-5 year old had a birthday at Hooters...thoughts?
-Hannah And Jonny Break some Records: Most claps in 30 seconds, Most "Moists" in 15 seconds, highest whistle, and cutting the cheese.
- We know who broke the WIFF Record for most movies ever seen!
- Songs that make your food taste better
- Asking For A Friend: I have an open relationship, should I meet my husband's girlfriend?
- Celebrities you would be scared to meet, inspired by Justin Bieber avoiding Judge Judy
- The Mimosa Hack that will change your life
- A Philly man is going viral for eating 40 consecutive full rotisserie chickens on their riverfront.
- People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive IS...
- Air BnB is saying, "wait, don't go"! and will begin including the cleaning prices and service fees in the displayed nightly rate
- Ryan Reynolds is CONFIRMED trying to purchase the Ottawa Senators
- Millennial girls, this podcast is going to blow one of our biggest mysteries WIDE open.
- #ToxicTuesday: The new dating trends "cobwebbing", and "winter coating", and how to avoid them
- The "Alpha Male" case for taking your whole family to Hooters...
- How to overcome ~10% inflation, according to Chrystia Freeland... Step 1) Cancel Disney+. Step 2) Profit.
- The prettiest-sounding girl and boy names, according to SCIENCE!
- Elon Musk is banning everyone on Twitter
- #AskingForAFriend: Am I wrong to be mad at my sister for doing my husband's laundry?
- Selena Gomez is feuding with the girl who donated her kidney to her, after not giving her any credit in her Apple TV+ documentary
- PEOPLE Mag's Sexiest Man Alive is being announced tonight!
- Jonny has a surprise serenade for all you leaf-rakers out there!
- Meg Thee Stallion is mad at Drake, and Martha Stewart is mad at Mariah Carey... The Christmas vs Thanksgiving Showdown
- Your NEW Popstar Passport trip IS..........
- This Avocado scanner will tell you how many days until it is ripe! They've been working on it for millions of years!
-Ryan Reynolds is buying an NHL team?
-Liquid Lasagna anyone?
-WHAT TO WATCH: New episodes of Jonny's guilty pleasure show, See harry Spit in 3D, and you can't escape full frontal in this show.
-Juicy Couture Mayo. Yeah.
-Wither Report: A Dell or A Dale? Post Malone was voted WHAT in high school? & Bring your cat to Taylor day.
-Jonny is obsessed with the Turkey Hotline, but it's not what he thought it was.
-More Hotline Blings+Wrong Pizza numbers
-THE BEST CALL we've ever received. Lisa has a really embarrassing question about our favourite gross side hustle.
- IT'S NOVEMBER 1st, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
- Rotten Reviews: Jackson Park Edition
- Hannah & Jonny define their Wrestler Alter-Egos
- #ToxicTuesday: My Mother In Law booked my husband and I flights to my Father-In-Law's funeral, but she booked him in first-class, and me in economy.
-Jonny might have been the biggest loser at the Casino (except for the person who got arrested)
-Wither Report I: No Met Gala for Betty & No Donda for Ye!
-The 9th best burger in the WORLD is in Windsor
-Disney + Sized Heroine
-Matthew Perry (Chandler from Friends) keeps shading Keanu Reeves for WHAT?
-Wither Report II: Drake + 21 Savage's album will be overdue, Ed Sheeran doc incoming, Nick's Cannon is firing again.
-When it comes to iced coffee and bao buns, WHY CHOOSE?
-The ULTIMATUM: Tom Brady edition
-The definitive ranking of HOW TWERKABLE Taylor Swift's new album is!!
- RIP Leslie Jordan, this southern comedian was a ray of sunshine.
- Pet costumes... Do you dress your pet up for Halloween? Hannah already has two Haloween costumes for her cat. Jonny is against the idea.
- We have the EXCLUSIVE details on Billy McFarland's new Fyre Festival sequel, and he says, "This time, everyone's invited".
- Another incident of food-related vandalism at a famous establishment! This one took the cake!
- Toxic Tuesday: This woman's BF dumped her because she switched Halloween costumes with another guy at the club. Was he wrong to be upset?
- The 12-Foot Skeleton Heist that took SO many attempts, it deserves a high-speed time-lapse.
- Brunch With Babs teaches us the best way to carve a pumpkin, but Hannah says this has serial killer written ALL over it.
- The cottage from The Holiday is available to rent this Christmas, except this replica is a little closer to home! (Jude Law not included)
- Asking For A Friend: My boyfriend SHUSHED kids at the movies, is that a red flag?
- Kris Jenner does NOT want us talking about the Kylie / Travis Scott cheating scandal.
- First it was tomato soup, now it's mashed potatoes being thrown at a multi-million dollar painting!
- You'll never believe how Channel 4 tied in the resignation of British PM Liz Truss into the Taylor Swift album release.
- It's election day on Monday, so let's re-live Hannah & Jonny's political attack ads
- A Massachusetts woman attacked police officers with BEES, and what she was wearing was a dead giveaway.
- The spooky cookbook Jonny wants in his stocking this year
- Dogs ARE judging you, but only this specific kind.
-Is Hannah an intern for Sports Centre? This promo makes it seem like it.
-Wither Report: SWIFTY EVE, New trash just dropped, and is Billy Rae the spiciest Cyrus??
-We tried to give gas away and it was harder than we thought. We also missed the guy who needed it most.
-Scamming kids and destroying their businesses.
-Where is the RATTIEST city in Canada? And which province has NO rats?
-Dry shampoo recall + hygiene tips from Jonny
-Wither Report II: Hannah cancels Kim K, Shakira owns her ex.
-Netflix will start charging to share passwords?? We'll tell you when and learn about a steamy streaming service you should get instead.
- Hannah reset to her factory settings at Scarehouse Windsor last Friday night.
- OLIVIA WILDE DROPPED HER SPECIAL SALAD DRESSING RECIPE that had Jason Sudeikis lying on the ground in front of her car to stop her from bringing it to Harry Styles
- The Texas couple being haunted by erotic ghosts...
- Mountain Dew "Fruit Quake" is coming this holiday season! We're decking the halls, and punching some walls
- It's #ToxicTuesday, and we are getting INTO the Olivia Wilde/Jason Sudeikis divorce drama. We need to know that is in this INFAMOUS salad dressing!
- COW-Bucha is coming, to reduce cows burping greenhouse gases into the atmosphere
- James Cordon was banned, and then un-banned, from a famous NYC restaurant. We talk to Ash, a Starbucks Barista, who tells us about the Windsor woman who has been BANNED from ALL Starbucks
- How many times can you say FOIE GRAS in 30 seconds
- Hannah & Jonny went to Scarehouse on Friday, and she might be on the blacklist!
- Asking For A Friend: Am I wrong to ban my sister from staying at my house forever?
- The Congressional Candidate who released his own adult film in order to prove he's the "real deal"
-Your favourite milk alternative has been LYING to you.
-WITHER REPORT: Buble shaded the Leafs, Ed Sheeran won't stop giving penises to people and it's giving Jonny ideas.
-Hannah's gonna be a TV STAR, apparentlyyy she's a little over-prepared.
-Jonny's Fall Food Tip: Pumpkin Seeds SUCK compared to these crispy delicious snacks
-Who's the hottest bald man in the world? The rankings have changed since last year.
-WITHER REPORT 2: Adam Sandler is the real UNCAH JAM, Lizzo is gonna twerk-flute us all awake in the morning, Gisele Bundchen and Tampa Bay fans have something in common.
-Hannah wants to get crunk at a children's event.
-Stop trying to make the Metaverse happen!!
-Top ten PARTY CITIES in Canada, number 1 will SHOCK YOU
-Which Disney character do you want to FIGHT? A mom at Disney World made a big mistake the other day.
- We did our first TAB GRAB yesterday at Devonshire Mall! Jonny lost the company credit card!
- Asking For A Friend: was I wrong to ask my date to split the bill, simply because the date went poorly?
- Sleep retreats are the new Wellness retreats!
- Elon Musk may as well start selling his own bathwater at this point.
- Happy Belated Thanksgiving! We are starting the week off with some GOOD NEWS!
- The 12-foot pumpkin spice skeleton in LaSalle
- Your dog doesn't like its derogatory nickname, even if you don't think it knows... IT KNOWS.
- #ToxicTuesday: The life hack on how to get over an ex that will work EVERY single time
- What To Watch Spooky Edition! Things to add to your watchlist this month!
- The Great British Bake Off is getting cancelled for their Mexican Week episode, and here's why.
- #BasicBupdate: Not about PSLs, but White Claws!
- A Surprise Serenade for Thanksgiving Weekend
- What To Watch: Action Santa, and a first-look at Chris Pratt as Mario
-Hiding bad habits from your partner? You're not alone.
-This guy claims he didn't order a Porn channel...his dog did.
-FACEBOOK FINDS: Trade candy for a guitar, Secondhand Halloween Costumes, Cookie Monster breakup and Pepe booty.
-Wither Report: Beyonce party rules, Miracle babies and the show with the MOST LIT Sad-rock soundtrack returns!
-Relating to a bathroom coyote + Hannah needs to brush up on her ninja turtle fax.
-There's a shortage of this Thanksgiving staple...but Jonny's more worried about thawing his turkey.
-Pete Davidson will ensure Rattlesnake breeding in Ontario for years to come.
- Kim Kardahsian has her own true crime podcast on Spotify
- The WORST foods to eat when you're trying to get in the mood... Windsorites, be aware of this one!
- #ToxicTuesday: Tiktokkers are calling their exes, hanging up, and making videos of whoever calls back first.
- Jonny's Definitive Bubly Flavour Rankings
- Happy Monday! It was a busy weekend, with LOTS of embarrassing moments for Hannah & Jonny.
- #AskingForAFriend: Should my boss be required to give "break-up leave", similar to bereavement leave?
- When did "nature call" at a very inopportune time????? It happens to the best of us.
- These foods are bad for your gut health! Who knew????
- The Pumpkin Spice Margaritas, and other fall-themed drink items kicking off today at WindsorEats
- #OneNightStandUp: Ashely's first date takes her a trip to a London dance club "FOR THE FOOD", but you won't believe what happens next!
- We are joined by Craig Ramsay, 1/2 of the winning team of the Amazing Race Canada, to talk about him and his best friend Catherine's journey on the show.
- Snippets of a new Kanye song
- Asking For A Friend: Am I the bridezilla for getting the distracting young server sent home from my wedding?
- The Tim's Run Club just took on a whole new meaning
- The DART mission was a success! Hey Siri, play Drops of Uranus.
- A Chihuahua diarrhea-ed on its owner's face and she basically almost died
- Who was out here trying to assassinate the inventor of the saxophone as a child? How is anyone this unlucky?
- What car model is an immediate deal breaker for you? There's NO way you're as passionate as this guy at the club, who won't stop talking about it.
APOLOGIES FOR QUIET BACKGROUND NOISE WE HAD TO USE OUR BACKUP SYSTEM TODAY
- Jonny went to Scarehouse Windsor's immersive experience on Friday! Hannah is dreading going!
- Asking For A Friend: "Is it a red flag for a girl to work in construction or a trade?"
- A new restaurant coming to downtown Windsor!
- The latest cheap date night that's taking over TikTok... With over 8mil views.
- Happy 15 year anniversary to the most important TV show of all time
- GoT extras, the real MVPs
- Toxic Tuesday: The Roast Of Adam Levine
- Cheating during chess just got... Intimate
- Happy Monday! We had some JAM-PACKED weekends, including Jonny's new obsession with jellies and jams!
- Fall-themed treats in Windsor-Essex that are available right now!
- Hannah's apology to Zac Efron re: jawline implants
- What To Watch: Chris Pratt's having a rough go of it these days - he hasn't died a hero, he's lived long enough to become the villain
- HAPPY FRIDAY!
- Here are the most misunderstood emojis! The second one is... Interesting
- What To Watch: the new Hocus Pocus, The Pizza City You've Never Heard Of, the Jeffrey Dahmer series on Netflix
- This UberEats robot drove right through an active crime scene in LA lmao
- The Surprise Serenade That Never Ends
- The complete EMMYs rundown if you missed the awards last night
- Toxic Tuesday: the onlyfans model who is message the HUSBANDS of the women who are mean in her comments section, and sharing the husbands' responses with the world.
- iOS updates that will improve your life, if you have a new enough iPhone to download them
- #BasicBupdate: the fashion trend that took a millennial fave, and "lLEVELED IT UP". (literally).
- Asking For A Friend: Am I a jerk for not getting my girlfriend a birthday present when she explicitly said she didn't want one?
- #BasicBupdate: This business is returning to downtown Windsor soon!
- What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten? Apparently we send lamprey eels to the Royal Family every couple of years for pie
- The HSM original cast reunion that we've all been waiting for!
-Hannah and Jonny talk strange inheritance after learning about the Queen's Faberge Egg Fortune (RIP)
-When Fall colours are coming to a Forest near YOU
-WITHER REPORT: "I'm Glad My Mom Died" and Another Harry Styles acting flop?
-New(?) slang just dropped in Webster's Dictionary
-BBC announced the Queen's death during WHAT song??
-WHAT'S APPENING: Why a new tik tok trend called "Slugging" is NOT a good idea.
-KOKO'S CORNER: New "Spitgate" theories just dropped + getting your news from memes.
-Hannah reveals the reason why men are abandoning dating apps right now.
-SURPRISE SERENADE: Jonny absolutely BUTCHERS a song from one of the best albums of 2006.
- STOP MAKING FUN OF MY LOAFERS!!!!!!
- Hannah & Jonny play two truths and a lie, and you'll NEVER believe which of these are true
- Post Malone smokes HOW many cigarettes a day?!?!?!??????
- Jason Momoa shaved his head for THIS reason and this reason alone. We have quesitons.
- The viral "lovemaking playlist" guy from Reddit has an update on him & his GF's relationship
- How to improve your dating profile and how Hannah found her fiance on Bumble
- Hannah is back post-gum grafting, and she comes baring horror stories
- What are the WORST songs to get it on to? It's not going to hold a candle to THIS.
- DILF looking for single 35+ woman to take his 15-y-o to the theme park with
- OMG THE VENICE FILM FESTIVAL WAS A LOT OF MESS
- Asking For A Friend: Am I wrong for jokingly objecting at my sister's wedding?
- The celebrity breakup we KNEW was coming
- THE PEACE FOUNTAIN IS ON THE RUN FOR A BETTER LIFE
- Is Hannah getting a dead person's gums?
- Happy Pumpkin Spice Latté Day! It's the holiest day of the year!
- #ToxicTuesday: A Windsor caught-in-the-act story, our city is WAY too small to be doing something like this!
- Science says you're breathing wrong!
- Narcity Canada's article about the "8 Places In Windsor That Are Worth The Road Trip"
- Asking For A Friend: Can I sue my neighbour's bees for trespassing?
- Your MTV #VMAs roundup from last night!
- #WhatsAppening is that Instagram is copying BeReal already
- Neville Longbottom news and Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton's surprise duet at a New Brunswick country music festival
- CHIKCY NUGGIES
-Hannah reviews shots of PSL creamer
-Wither Report: Getting fired over your Zodiac sign and Harry Styles' bad accent
-National Dog Day: Doggy Destruction
-Jonny got SKUNKED because his AC was broken??
-Wither Report II: Rocky is SINGLE, Too much Dancing with not enough Stars, and Jamie Foxx does the best Trump impression ever!
-What if Trump rapped an Eminem song?
-RETURN OF THE INFAMOUS BELLE ISLE SLIDE
-The Lord of the Rings Amazon series is coming soon which begs the question: Who is the hottest person in middle earth?
- Who has the biggest student loans in Windsor? Think Joe BRYRON will toss us a Benji or two?
- Who is your dream CLUE movie cast? Fill in the blanks
- There is a pumpkin spice conspiracy in our midst, and it goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!!!!!!!! #BigPumpkin
- How to watch the Windsor Pizza documentary, The Pizza City You've Never Heard Of, for FREE
- The giant slide on Belle Isle has its own RAP song now!
- Embarrassing things you left in the car, it probably has NOTHING on what Hannah just realized is in her car at the mechanic right now
- Who coined the term "pump cheese" and why are we so obsessed with it?
- One-star reviews of the ACTUAL tourist destination, "Big Dick Lake".
- #ToxicTuesday: Boy cheats on girl, girl gets her nose job paid for
- It was a BUSY weekend in Windsor/Essex/Detroit!
- What To Watch: New GoT series started last night & people are heated
- Asking For A Friend: Can I tell my gf to lose weight without sounding like an a-hole?
- DAD JOKE OFF
- Hannah is heading to Chatham this weekend for a lil' getaway, do you have any spots or restaurants to recommend? #AFAFRoundTwo #Hijacked
- Your weird celebrity crush has NOTHING on Drew Barrymore's!
- A recipe developer says that there is no "CORRECT" amount of garlic for a recipe, so LET'S GET CRAAZY
- BREAKING: Rumours are swirling that Johnny Depp is playing Uncle Fester in the new Addams Family series on Netflix, by Tim Burton. Here's the evidence that they've been planning his acting debut behind-the-scenes this WHOLE time.
- The BEST place to take wedding photos might not be as far away as you think
- The children's MULLET CHAMPIONSHIPS are ON, we list the best names in the lineup
- A couple was caught doing the dirty on the Ferris wheel at Cedar Point, but we have even JUICIER stories about Windsor-Essex!!!
- Shoutout to the beer legend at Comerica Park, the realest
- Walk soft and carry a giant (walking) stick?
- Pour one out for THIS Dodge car that's getting the axe at the end of next year
- Days of the Week underwear... Real memory, or Mandela Effect memory
- #AskingForAFriend: How soon is too soon to talk about your salary with your S/O? Is she in the wrong for wanting to know after 4 months, or is he in the wrong for refusing to tell her?
- Jonny went to see the RHCP show last night at Comerica Park! This one drunk guy kept taking his shirt off & putting it back on everytime he liked a song.
- Heidi Klum sucks her husband's blood like a vampire to stay young, but Hannah will stick with her L'Oreal Rivitalift
- IS THIS CHEATING????? Battleship (the board game) edition!
- WHAT IS THE MUMMY IN THE HORROR MOVIE GOING TO DO WHEN IT CATCHES YOU? Vampires suck blood, zombies eat brains... What is the zombie's attack move when they finally keep up?
- We talk to Jakob Skrzypa from the movie "Vampire Zombies... From Space!" that is shooting right here in Windsor this month!
-Jonny makes the best Beyonce remix ever
-We discuss Naked walk-ins in honor of a Barenaked Lady coming to town.
-Wither Reports: C-list wedding crashers, Basic Bupdate(!!), Coffee-flation, and How is Hannah like Kim K?
-Still no tunnel bus between Windsor/Detroit?? Hannah might start a rideshare service
-How to ask for MORE MONEY (hint: helps if you have dirt on your boss)
-Are you scared of holes? You're not alone
-KOKO's CORNER: Gaga fans, Toronto mans, and we're all Jofie Davidson Stans
- This CEO is getting ROASTED for posting this on LinkedIn after laying off some employees!
- Armie Hammer's True Crime Doc is coming, and it'll give you CHILLS.
- Jonny caught up with street artists DERKZ & luvs over the weekend to talk about painting in Windsor
- The Full Sturgeon Supermoon is tonight, and Jonny has your SWAMPISCOPES. Basically, we're all going to be eaten by sturgeons
- Trends that just turned one year old will make you optimistic about where we are as a society.
- A boatload of Toronto events last weekend turned into the 2022 version of the Fyre Fest
- Toxic Tuesday: GF waits outside the hotel room door to catch her BF of three years cheating, pours a drink, gets comfy
- Starbucks NFTs could finally be the thing that gets Hannah on the NFT train, but Jonny is more interested in Tims' new maple bacon offering
- WWBGD: WHAT WOULD BEAR GRYLLS DO
- Babies that look like celebrities. I feel like Woody Harrelson has many baby-lookalikes, as well as Pitbull, Vin Diesel, and Gordon Ramsay.
- SCIENCE CORNER: Did you know dolphins form boy bands to attract mates?
- What To Watch -> THIS movie was big at the box office, and Hannah wants justice for this flop on Netflix
- Yes, Vecna from Stranger Things can sing Lizzo songs, but can he twerk and play the flute at the same time
- It's a big year for the overweight Puggle named BERTHA... She can finally walk up a flight of stairs.
- Ways to get rid of bugs... Because wasp szn is coming
- Sorting Canadian provinces into Hogwarts Houses, and where Michigan and Ohio stand
- Taylor Swift spotted trying to hide while disembarking her private jet!
- Asking For A Friend: Should I continue to pursue my relationship after our first offical "trip" together went terribly?
- Gordon Ramsay turning on his evil villain mode, upsetting vegans in the most over-the-top way
- THE PUMPKIN STUFF IS OUT AT HOMESENSE WE REPEAT THE PUMPKIN STUFF IS OUT AT HOMESENSE!
- #ToxicTuesday: Three ways to get through to someone's iPhone when they've blocked your number
- Brad Pitt says toilet paper is OUT, and bidets are IN. Hannah thinks you should wipe even if you use a bidet, and Jonny says the water is good enough.
- High School Musical Reunion news, and Applebees Wing-Flavoured Lip Gloss news
-Harry Potter is an Eminem Stan
-New Beyonce is out!!!!
-Got any regretable tats?? Some guy gets sandwiches for life because he got subway tatted.
-Wither Report: Don't Bring fireworks to Dua Lipa, Sydney Sweeney can't afford a break (gimme a break), New Marilyn Monroe movie, your fav show got canceled, watch F-Boy Island instead.
-Underrated/Overrated Canadian Foods
-FYI: New Greenhouse featuring daddy's weed and the Prince of Pegging,
-Stranger Things Starbucks hack
-Wither Report 2: Who banged Haley Beiber's dad? Vindication for Olivia Rodrigo, Doja Cat does the worst Gaga rendition ever
-Animals Screaming for what they want.
- What is your Astrological Sign as FOOD? Do your sign's attributes suit you?
- Hotels are charging for YET ANOTHER crazy amenity!
- This new social media app has been #1 in the app store, and it's the anti-Instagram
- Yesterday was the kick-off to the Can Am Games on the riverfront! The giant "WINDSOR" sign was out, and the water boats were spraying, but we second-guessed getting too close to it.
- Are cats aliens?
- SCIENTISTS FINDINGS SUGGEST LOCH NESS MONSTER COULD BE REAL
- 1-Star Reviews of Lake Erie
- Slim Shady, or Sauron? You decide.
- Is getting yelled at by the Queen's Royal Guard to hottest trend of 2022?
- Modern Art is back and it needs to take several seats.
- The [Only] Annual Hannah & Jonny Tug Of War
- When is the last time you learned something new? Hannah learned about "rally hats" at the Detroit Tigers game this weekend
- What actor/actress do English speakers find the HARDEST to understand? What TV show most often needs subtitles, even though you technically speak the language?
- Asking For A Friend: Am I wrong to ask my husband to stop being friends with his best friend, after he cheated on my sister?
- Earlier last month, Liam Payne told Logan Paul that he was the "frontman" and "leader" of One Direction, according to Simon Cowell. WELL, the X Factor UK has the RECEIPTS.
- THIS new cocktail could satisfy all our fellow boxed mac-n-cheese lovers
- Things you should be cleaning / replacing more
- The smallest sum of $ you've been asked to pay back... I bet it's more than THIS
- What sauce or spice do you put on EVERYTHING?
- #SurpriseSerenade Late Night Snacking
- There was a Neopets HACK and if you used the website, your information has been compromised
- The OG desktop computer games
- A Michigan woman is suing someone for $10,000 because he stood her up
- The scientifically-proven best songs to fall asleep to, or rage to, if you're Enya. She's versitile.
- Remember that HD satellite that took those incredible photos of the solar system/space last week? It's already broken beyond repair.
- A new third-party study just came out that shows the FASTEST Canadian internet companies, and even the provinces that get the best download speeds. This might be yet another reason to switch!
- THIS WEEK, A HOT NEW (MAYORAL CANDIDATE) ENTERS THE VILLA
- One-Star reviews of the YQG Airport have us screaming
- Happy Toxic Tuesday! It doesn't get any more toxic than this!
- SCIENCE CORNER: Why does iced coffee taste delicious, but hot coffee that has cooled to room temperature tastes terrible?
- #WhatToWatch... The new cringeworthy CRAVE show you need in your life
- It was a busy weekend! Hannah got a kitten! Jonny went to Sunsplash in Belle River!
- Does catching the bouquet at a wedding actually ruin your relationship?
- A deep dive into Windsor-Essex's Facebook marketplace.
- This new update to The Sims is a long time coming!....Or is it?
- A quick peek into Doug Ford's newly-listed $3.2 mil home
- The metal remix of Britney's Hit Me Baby One More Time
- When you hear the HBO hum, what TV theme song starts immediately in your mind?
- They're a 10, BUT... Windsor-Essex Edition
- Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong to go through my boyfriend's phone?
- Koko's Korner: Windsor Drag Queen Koko Starr ranks dealbreakers, with a surprising free pass at the end
- A new StatsCan report says Windsor-Essex is among the top in the province for THIS! (Also, see how our median income stacks up, AND which neighbourhoods are the highest-earning in our area)
- Throwback Thursday Music Trivia is taking it back to 2009, but Jonny's twist at the end makes it IMPOSSIBLE
- Brace yourselves, the chickpea shortage is coming.
- WHisper for the WHeeknd to see him live at Ford Field!
- Detroit was named one of TIME Mag's 50 Best Places on Earth for 2022!
- Jack White is hiding rare released inside furniture, this is a job for... Liam Neeson?
- WHisper for the WHeeknd, whispering phrases and guessing what they are for your chance to see him at Ford Field July 27th.
- Super Full Buck Moon... An astrological phenomenon, or move in the bedroom?
- Hearing about Jonny's manscaping practices against our will
- What's your bedtime routine?
- A LOT of Howie Mandel butthole news you don't need right now
- WHisper for the WHEEKND has a ~viral~ twist... Maybe spending all those hours online will finally pay off!
- A dramatic reading of the most traumatizing sub of all time. It's more just a vessel for eating pure sauce.
- What's the most life-changing smell?
- It's free slurpee day at 7/11, and we had NO idea a brain freeze could make you do this!
- Who is the hotter Hemsworth brother? (There are actually three!)
- Reading One-Star Reviews of the Ambassador Bridge
- Drew Barrymore finding a secret window is giving Midsommar vibes
- Bop Or Flop, new Ed Sheeran, Blackbear, and Ciara
- What To Watch: Thor, or Canada's Drag Race S3?
- It's FISH FLY SZN BABY. Also, watch the Detroit Red Wings vs Colorado Avalanche documentary "Unrivaled", it's pretty good.
- The internet is UP IN ARMS over the Stranger Things' overly-descriptive subtitles. How many words for "moist" and "slimy" are there in this thesaurus?
- Leonardo DiCaprio smells, and Brad Pitt says he has "face blindness", which is a real medical condition where you can't remember the faces of people you've met.
Apologies for the sound quality on this one, our audio logger was down and we needed to use the backup one!
- Do you know anyone at Michigan State who wants to sign up for THIS class?
- Finally, a video game Hannah can get on-board with
- Asking For A Friend: Am I the a-hole for ditching my BF's trip to Ohio because it sounded boring?
- When NOT to drink coffee! In this very specific situation, it could be to your detriment.
- Hannah's back! Her travel stories are both inspiring, and terrifying, at the same time.
- The Gentleminions are taking over at the new Minions movie.
- This new Edible Arrangement selection costs $2000!
- Sarnia City Councillor wears a tank top and a Fedora to a town council meeting, and for some reason, we're still rooting for him??????
- POUR ONE OUT FOR THUNDIES! Are you TEAM THUNDIES y/n? Be honest!
-Stranger Things is bout to blowup another Throwback
-Blowing stuff up for the 4th of July
-Wither Report: Drake is the 6th Backstreet Boy. Anonymous hacked your period tracking app, and no more McDonalds stickers!!
-BOP OR FLOP MONDAY EDITION: New Tiesto x Charli XCX, Cardi B x Lil Durk x Ye, and Imagine Dragons
-Rotten Reviews: How can a Lake get a 1 star review??
-A Burger King worker got a loot bag for 27 years of perfect attendance. Then Gofundme went OFF.
-"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...THE MAN WITH THE WHISTLING SCROTE!"
-Hannah's away so Jonny has a singalong with a donkey
-Wither Reports featuring Jason Derulo in the Metaverse, Arby's making a big stink and much more!
-Throwback Thursday ALL CANADIAN EDITION + some requests
-Gofundme for vacation booze
-ASKING FOR A FRIEND: "Am I the A-Hole for letting my husband yodel when My MIL asks about grandchildren?"
-A Windsorite who HATES WINDSOR PIZZA?!
-A prominent member of the hotdog community reignites a FIERY debate
-Withe Report: More celebrity house breakins, Chris Pratt isn't a Chris anymore, and a free Canada Day activity across the country.
-Drunk speeches featuring Kris Jenner and Jonny's shaved butt
-Hannah gives us the most popular baby names in Alberta...plus some she made up?
-Hannah and Jonny sing a karaoke classic and it's...not awful!
-No more parties at Air BNB's but we'll always have the stories
-"3 sheets to the wind" and other weird old timey sayings/.
- It's Ford Fireworks night and this is your friendly PSA that all fireworks videos look bad and nobody wants to tap through 70 of them!
- There's a new horror movie about an Air BnB stay gone wrong, and it takes place in Detroit! What are your Air BnB horror stories?
- A list of the Most Livable Cities On Earth just came out and Canada SLAYED this year
- We learned some new Windsor slang last night on our boat cruise... Had you heard of this one?
- Bop Or Flop takes us through new music from Lil Nas X, Taylor Swift, and Charlie Puth / Junk Kook of BTS!
- Finish this sentence, "He's a 10, but... ________________".
- It's Ontario Wine Week! Hannah went on a wine tour yesterday with TWEPI and has lots to report back with!
- The new iOS/MacOS software will automatically prove you're not a robot, so... Pour one out for those "pick the crosswalk" tests, I guess
- An early 2000s girl group edition of Throwback Thursday Music Trivia!
- Discontinued Timbit flavours!
- It finally happened. After 28 years without this rite of passage, yesterday, the universe came for me.
- #ToxicTuesday: Louis Vuitton is known for sending Gucci bags to trashy celebrities in an attempt to sabotage their main competition!
- These new plane seats let you fart in other people's face, and they're winning awards
- Move over Hot Girl Summer, this year it's Cringe Girl Summer. A trend that encourages us to be our cringiest selves.
- How many Father's Day shoutouts did Nick Cannon get? A dissertation.
- This Shoppers Drug Mart favourite just filed for bankruptcy, so make sure you stock up on your faves.
- Asking For A Friend: Am I in the wrong for bringing my 10-month old baby to my friend's child-free wedding, even though I brought its own food and RSVPed the child as my +1 and received no response?
- Happy Almost-Father's Day! We've got JOKES - and maybe even a surprise serenade ;) JUST ONE AS A TREAT
- Bop Of Flop takes us through new Drake from his surprise album, and ALSO new Black Eyed Peas, Shakira, and David Guetta. It's 2013.
- An old man in the UK traumatized children on the beach by doing THIS to a seagull
- Koko's Korner: Local Drag Queen Koko Starr on Kim Kardashian "damaging" the Marilyn Monroe dress after the MET Gala
- The World's Best University Rankings just came out for next year, we'll tell you where the University of Windsor landed on that list
- 99% of the population can't do THIS... Can you do it?
- Throwback Thursday Music trivia takes us to the year of memes... 2013.
- It's National Kiss A Wookie Day! This impersonation took a bit of a turn...
- The 10 HOTTEST NAMES for men and women, according to a dating app's swiping statistics.
- I don't think my father, Daddy Yankee, would be too pleased to hear about this.
- Toxic Tuesday: GF catches her BF cheating after seeing his breakfast order and thumb on another girl's Instagram account
- Carnival-themed trivia to win ride-all-day passes to the World's Finest Show coming to the Riverfront this weekend until July - it went... Well.
- What To Watch: we already don't need a Joker sequel, and we DEFINITELY don't need one like THIS
- It was a busy weekend in Windsor, full of festivals and weddings! Did Hannah's fiance bust out the worm on the dance floor, or have we scared him from our shameless ridicule?
- Things that made you realize you were becoming your Dad... We couldn't believe this one WASN'T on the list
- qUiZmAsTeR GeNeRaL reporting for duty! Jonny goes head-to-head against our listener Jeff in a carnival-themed trivia smackdown.
- An elephant in India trampled the same woman TWICE. Talk about holding a grudge!
- Hannah saw THIS license plate driving home from work yesterday... Do you think you give YOURSELF this plate, or does someone give it to YOU?
- Studies show this temperature is the "most productive", so set your thermostats to SLAY
- Windsor is one of the most FORGETFUL Canadian cities, in terms of leaving things behind in their Uber. Here's the Top 10 list, and some other ones that were too weird to make the cut.
- Koko's Korner: Windsor Drag Queen Koko Starr talks Britney's wedding crasher and why she wishes he made it
- Nick Cannon continues having BABIES and just confirmed that there are more on the way!
- There's a new GeoThermal Spa coming to Canada that's going to be the biggest on EARTH
- What are your guilty pleasure snacks? Hannah shares her oldest family recipe.
- Spill the TEA for TIESTO!
- #WhatsAppening: the new iOS update is going to allow you to do THIS... Twitter is shaking
- The contestant list was just released for this season of The Bachelorette, which means it's time to guess which profiles are real, and which ones Hannah made up.
- A SHORTAGE OF THIS MILLENNIAL STAPLE is on the horizon!
- RIP Oilers and also RIP Jonny Parks, a touching tribute
- Disney is apologizing after ruining a proposal when an employee SNATCHED the ring out of somebody's hand
- The Stupid Question Of The Day: If you swallow a hot dog whole, does it come out whole, or will it digest itself? Our listeners have a lot of opinions, but an actual doctor weighs in.
- #ToxicTuesday: The couple's video where she told her current boyfriend that her ex would be her hall pass... And the reason... Is even worse
- Spilling the Tea for Tiesto: one of the juciest cross-border stories in Windsor-Essex
- Hannah is back from her Half Marathon, but she almost didn't make it to the finish line!!
- The dumpster fire that is the Morbius re-release in theatres this last weekend
- This Canadian TikToker is teaching people how to save HUNDREDS on flights within Canada!
- Spilling the TEA for Tiesto tickets, this Canada Day at Caesars
- WE FOUND DADDY DREW DILKENS and you'll NEVER believe what he had to say about his unofficial nickname!
- Bop Or Flop takes us through new Post Malone/Doja Cat, new Panic! At The Disco, and new music from the Elvis Soundtrack that gave Hannah anxiety
- Koko's Korner is about the anti-aging hack Kim Kardashian confessed she would try!
- It's Election Day in Ontario! Stick around towards the end of the podcast to hear Hannah and Jonny's Political Attack Ads
- Elvis Impersonators in Vegas are getting cracked down on by Copyright Laws. We came up with a solution.
- There's a new Pokemon that just came out that you might identify with more than you'd think
- Is wearing a g-string bikini to a children's waterpark inappropriate?
- The influencer who sold farts in jars has pivoted to her summer gig, which is selling boob sweat!
- Honda made a list of the best songs to drive to... But our list is way better
- Why was ALL of the 90s just boiling frozen vegetables
- An unwelcome update in Charlie Puth's intimate journey, and why Jonny is on the same page as Adam Levine for once
- Hannah booked her Bachelorette last night in Halifax! She says they need to take the penis paraphernalia "tasteful", and Jonny suggests fisherman strippers.
- A new Starbucks location is coming to Windsor, and it's about TIME it came for this part of town
- The Mona Lisa got CAKED at the Louvre this week, so Jonny "caked" the window.
- We talk about the Swedish cultural norm of EATING IN FRONT OF YOUR GUESTS and not offering food to them. It's very common!
- #WhatToWatch: Netflix's redemption month includes THESE new shows being added in June (plus, why Millie Bobby Brown is acting circles around her co-star)
- Asking For A Friend: "I lied about my interests, and now I need to tell my boyfriend I hate hiking and camping".
- What hill will you die on in terms of an underrated ice cream flavour? This conversation got bumpin' at 6am. Hannah ~loves~ this type, even though 99% of people hate it!
- Bop or Flop takes us through new Calvin Harris/Dua Lipa/Young Thug, new Ed Sheeran, and "new" Kanye West (YE)/XXXTentacion
- What childhood figure would you HATE to see in a horror movie? Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey was just announced... It's a new slasher flick where Pooh and Piglet go on a murderous rampage after being abandoned by a college-aged Christopher Robin
- Kourtney Kardashian's "doctor's orders" sound very suspicious if you ask us.
- They have THREE options on how to shape the new Peace Fountain at Coventry Gardens... Which one do YOU think they should go with?
- Hannah and Jonny discuss the oldest house in Windsor-Essex (Sandwich, to be exact), the Duff-Baby House, and its lack of haunted babies.
- BATTLE OF THE RYANS: Which Canadian Ryan is better? Ryan Gosling, or Ryan Reynolds?
- What do you think are the most COMMON things that couples lie to eachother about?
- An establishment at the LaGuardia Airport got greedy, and now they've ruined it for the whole Terminal.
- Did you know there's a hidden cheese cave somewhere in the US? Hannah's about to go Nicolas Cage to find it.
- How was your long weekend?!?!?! What shenans did you get up to? We can never un-hear this clip.
- What To Watch has us FIGHTING a HEATED battle over children's movies.
- #ToxicTuesday: How to make a friend with a boat this summer.
- Are you going to go see the new Tom Cruise movie, Top Gun: Maverick?
- Mouth noises to win ribfest tickets, put over ~sensual~ music
- Ed Sheeran is not allowed to sing about "riding" anything, if Hannah has anything to say about it!
- Bop Or Flop takes us through new Harry Styles, and new Pitbull and Kane Brown for some reason.
- Impulse purchases and/or things you bought that didn't work. People are REALLY spending $1600 on Gucci Umbrellas that don't even keep you dry?
- Happy 5-19 Day! (5/19)! Hannah and Jonny have a very Windsor surprise for a couple of hungry listeners.
- What's the wildest thing you've seen someone doing while driving? Ah, the good ol' morning tote bag puke
- TBT Music Trivia takes us back to the furby days of 1999.
- What song do you NOT want to be caught listening to in an emergency?
- How much money a year do you need to make to be considered "RICH" in Canada?
- This Windsor landmark is returning to Coventry Gardens, thank gosh Jonny won't need to step in.
- How many of the things have you done on the "Canadian Bucket List"?
- A Teacher at Sandwich Secondary School has a sign in their classroom that says, "Dressing inappropriately is like rolling around in manure - sure, you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs!" (featuring a cartoon of a pig in mud)... We talk to Tanya, a concerned mom, about the message that sends to the grade 9 students.
- Hannah & Jonny have a favourite new hobby, which is trying to say things backwards, and then re-reversing them to see how close we get
- Someone needs to stop Cara Delevigne
- #ToxicTuesday: How did your various hookups get their nicknames in the group chat
- Jonny's secret hidden skill!
- Are you a fan of the new mullet/moustache pairing that is all the rage right now?
- Happy National Mimosa Day, we accidentally create the "Canadian mimosa".
- Elizabeth Olsen has no idea who John Krasinski is, even though they were both in a movie together
- Netflix is entering the Live Stream realm!
- Life Hack for answering the door unexpectedly
- It's Friday The 13th! Here are some of Hannah & Jonny's superstitions, and some scientifically-proven (?) ways to conquer them.
- Bop or Flop takes us through new Kendrick, new My Chemical Romance, and new Post Malone!
- Basic Bupdate: The DEAD FACE is the new DUCK FACE
- SAVE THE GEESE! (And the ducks). ((And the people who think they're ducks)).
- Ellen's final guest was just revealed, and we give some predictions on her last & final show.
- TBT Music Trivia takes us back to 2007. Get out your iPod minis and fabric rosettes.
- It's National Eat Without Guilt Day! One listener calls in about the time she chose violence in the form of cocktail weenies. (We've all been there).
- Asking For A Friend: Is an emotional affair with a co-worker a forgivable offense?
- An interviewer from New Zealand is asking Malia Obama the hard-hitting questions.
- #ToxicTuesday: The latest trend on TikTok is embracing your villain era, and it's not as bad as it sounds.
- Scientists have discovered the most effective methods of flirting for men and women seeking heterosexual relationships.
- Barstool Sports President, Dave Portenoy, has given his official One-Bite Pizza Review for Windsor Pizza
- How was your Mother's Day weekend? What did you do recently that made you think, oh GOSH, I am becoming my parents!?!??
- Asking For A Friend: Influencer parents got a 6-year-old to run a full marathon with them, and the internet has THOUGHTS.
- Robots are coming for our jobs, and this time, it's for Hannah's Cheap Wine Wednesday.
- You can stay inside the iconic red windmill above the Moulin Rouge! Just... Focus on what it ~has~, not what is has not.
- It's been ONE YEAR of Hannah & Jonny, and we celebrate our Showiversary in the best way possible! With ice cream cake, balloons, and walking down memory lane.
- Bop Or Flop lets us hear new music from Jack Harlow, DNCE, A$AP Rocky, and Doja Cat!
- #KokosKorner: Windsor Drag Queen Koko Starr takes us through to Toots & Boots of the MET Gala, and our dream MET Gala themes
- It's Cinco de Mayo! We discuss the ONLY American-Canadian conversions that matter - the alcohol ones
- Happy Throwback Thursday :) We take TBT trivia all the way back to 2004, and there are some BANGERS
- BREAKING NEWS FOR DETROIT, THIS STORE IS COMING!
- Have you seen the Jack Sparrow Running Challenge?!
- May The Fourth Be With You! Shoutout to all the Star Wars partners out there, y'all are the real MVPs.
- Hannah said YES TO THE DRESS!
- Kim Kardashian got her BBL removed to fit into the Marilyn Monroe dress?
- NASA is sending nudes to the aliens to entice them into communicating with us
-Last Wither Report Without Hannah: The worst MET Gala coverage ever, the return of William Hung, Hollywood copycats, and Dead Bees?!
-Accidental Fashion Fails
-Jonny is turning into a doomsday prepper. Have you foraged or scavenged for anything?
-TOXIC TUESDAY: Parental Punishments! Is taking your kid's door off the hinges going too far?
-Have you heard of the man who has been growing a penis on his arm?? It's finally back where it belongs!
-And finally ASMR: Playing all your favourite sounds and one of the worst songs ever made.
-Nature is healing: otters return to the Detroit River!
-Wither Report: Ye is not gonna be happy with Pete, Backstreet Boys x Korn Bromance?? Selena Gomez says WORDS MATTER, and practicing Jedi Mindfulness
-Moving nightmare stories during the MOVINGEST time of the year
-What would you give up for more sleep? New study all about your snooze button habits.
-Guy in LA spent 75 grand to get a few inches taller...paid for it in a VERY interesting way.
-ASKING FOR A FRIEND: "My BF is always glued to his phone when I'm trying to talk to him! Is it too much to ask for his undivided attention?"
-Also winners of $10 Grand and tix to Chelsea Handler!
BOP OR FLOP: New music from Justin Bieber & Don Toliver, PSY & SUGA, and Sam Smith!
-What's your stance on the Johnny Depp Trial? Starbucks Baristas are taking it to the tip jar.
-Crazy places our listeners have been served with subpoenas. Honestly unreal stories.
-Advice from a 4-year-old Stuckasaurus: "I won't fall, maybe I will, that's ok, cuz we all fall."
-What to Watch: Lil Jon has a show coming to HGTV??
-Gross Treehouse Promposal
-Wither Report Vol. 1 and 2: RIRI & ROCKY's Ravy Shower, Chris Pratt finds a way, Chicken for mommy, The Corden Curse is broken, the End of Ozark, and the Amanda Bynes salmon, crack, porn fiance fiasco.
- What songs are on your workout playlist? You'll never believe what Nicolas Cage works out to.
- We talk to Josh, the organizer of Bridge 2 Bridge, about the upcoming running event on Saturday, May 7th.
- According to a new study, doing THIS with your partner will save your relationship and increase intimacy!
- Throwback Thursday Music Trivia takes us all the way back to 2015?
- Hannah just bought this for her upcoming wedding... Will she regret it? Is it cheugy? You decide.
- THIS is the most expensive song to license of ALL TIME, but our remix might bring you a loophole if you'd like it in your next film.
- AFAF: My boyfriend is mad at me because I told our friends that I made more money than him.
-Elon Musk buying Twitter got us digging up our Tumblr Pages
-The Wither Report: Wendy's Brekky, Meghan the Stallion x Tory Lanes shooting, bringing the romance to Netflix, and Ben Affleck flirting with the Selling Sunset Cast?!
-Weirdest reasons someone unmatched you?
-What's Appening: Gesture emojis on Zoom calls
-Toxic Tuesday: Red Flag Parties aka friends intervening in your relaitonship. Yay or Nay?
-What's on your keychain? Jonny and Hannah both have creepy crawlies on theirs.
-Giving away Lizzo tickets for loving yourself! <3
-Hannah's in quarantine after Miss Rona got her. (she's okay!)
-What to Watch: Jonny's pumped on a Sci-fi Western starring Josh Brolin, Hannah's ready to give up on Selling Sunset
-What's Appening: The EU is pushing to standardize your phone??
-Wither Report returns to glory: Latest on the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial, Windsor gets even more food famous, Coachella wrap-up, and more.
-A Cat named Jinx became the mayor of Hell
-Giving away $10,000 for Virgin Radio Pays Your Way
-What does Wonderwall sound like with a 1.5 second delay??
No Hannah today :( but new Ed Sheeran x Lil Baby, The Kid Laroi, and Megan Thee Stallion on BOP OR FLOP!
Happy Earth Day! Jonny gets unique recycling tips and sings a surprise serenade about how much he hates litterers. (Starts at 36:50)
Mike Tyson beat up a dude on a plane because he wouldn't stop bugging him. What have you seen on a flight that made you wanna go FULL MIKE TYSON?
Windsor-Essex has 2 of the best brunch spots in the country plus DJ KHALED and NICK CAGE NEWS ON THE WITHER REPORT!!! (What else is new?)
2 questions: Have you ever wanted to sleep in a dog bed? And Do you wish your partner was more like a dog? All will be revealed in today's episode.
Has Coachella JUMPED THE SHARK? Jonny and Koko Starr discuss all things Coachella as we head into the second weekend of the music fest.
- It's #ThrowbackThursday! We go through the hottest songs of the year 2000, including one that hits very close to home this time of year.
(Brace yourselves... Ramen hair is coming)
- The Zamboni driver for the Detroit Red Wings was just fired for THIS reason, and many people disagree with the decision.
- Charlie Puth thirst traps, snickers are STAYING vein-y, and the most sensual cities on Earth
- Happy 4/20! Jonny's Holiest Day Of the Year!
We talk about "How To Eat An Oreo", the Biggest Stoner Movies of all time, and more
- Did you know that you can SUE your ex'es mistress for "making" them cheat on you?
- #AskingForAFriend: Have you ever been given an ultimatum?
- The New York Times says THESE weddings are going to be a big trend this year!
- Jonny is wildin'... Telling us about testicle tanning, and the list of largest D-sizes ranked by country. How did Canada do versus our friends across the River?
- The Top 50 Rom Coms of all time! What do you think should be on this list? Hannah has an issue with number 10 in particular!
- #ToxicTuesday: the Influencer-only music festival "Revolve Fest" and why it's being compared to the Fyre Festival already
- WE KNEW IT! WE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
- Do any of your in-laws / your family have the same name? There's no way Jonny & his fiance's family are this similar!
- Bop or Flop with new Lizzo, new A$AP Rocky/Swedish House Mafia, and new bulow "Bootycall"
- There is someone who charges $10,000 to help name your baby!
- Throwback Thursday Music Trivia goes back to all the BIGGEST songs of Eastertime
- The new feature coming to Twitter, and the new episode of The Ultimatum that has EVERYBODY talking
- #WhatsAppening: ANOTHER streaming service is increasing prices, starting in mid-May.
- Thrillist has ranked all 30 MLB arenas based on who has the best food, and Comerica Park / the Detroit Tigers... We didn't do very well.
- Things you did when you were 14 that you shouldn't have!
- Toxic Tuesday details the Bachelor / Clayton drama that occurred over the weekend, and even if you don't watch the show, this story is the cringiest of all time.
- It's Grilled Cheese Day! Is a grilled cheese with meat on it still a grilled cheese? Are you #TeamHannah, or #TeamJonny?
- WHY WASN'T JOJO SIWA INVITED TO THE NICKELODEON KID'S CHOICE AWARDS!? We give the Kid's Choice Awards a talkin'-to, and then go through the cringiest Kidz Bop songs ever created.
- Everything is Spongebob-themed
- Asking For A Friend: "Am I a terrible person for only going on dates for the free food?"
- A group of moms is swarming the Magic Mike 3 production in London, and they've had to hire some "proper heavies" to stop them from approaching the actors! Also Kris Jenner is the new Berries & Cream guy.
- Bop Or Flop with new Camila Cabello / Willow, new Jack Harlow, and new Jay-Z / Pharrell!
- Everyone needs a friend with a boat, but what do you bring to the table on board? Jonny can filet a mean fish. Hannah can.... Pick a playlist?
- Do you want to join a Virtual Choir that meets via zoom? Hannah gives the lowdown on the virtual choir concert she attended last night.
- Windsor Roommate Goals! These local nerds are looking for a new roommate to add to their "guild".
- Embarrassing pet names! What does your partner call you, and vice versa?
- If you're stuck in a career rut, looking to make a change, why not give one of these unique and well-paying job options a spin?!
- What To Watch: A Hannah show, and a Jonny show
- We talk about our grandparents names, and how much we LOVE cute old people names. Listeners text their best ones. MARV 4 LIFE
- Ed's vasectomy is OUR vasectomy now. Hannah & Jonny drop off a cake that says, "Balls Voyage". What makes inappropriate baked goods so darn funny?
- What are some sure signs of Spring in Windsor? WHERE IS THE HOT DOG GUY? X Files Theme
- It's #ToxicTuesday! Today, Hannah gives HER guide to finding a serious relationship on a dating app. Listener Lindsay also brings up some really good things to look out for.
- What are the most commonly lied-about things on social media?
- Heardle Club, this is our superbowl.
- Bowling trivia for some reason????
- Jonny ranks this year's biggest April Fools Day jokes on a scale of 1-10. He is a tough critic.
- It's BACK TO OFFICE day at Virgin Radio, and all of our sales and admin people are here again... We even got loot bags like at a children's birthday party.
- According to a new study, having THIS means you will have a more successful relationship!
- It's April Fools Day! Jonny tries to "fool" Hannah with a blind taste test. Some of these items might make your stomach turn!
- We've had our first Loch Ness Monster sighting of 2022. Do you believe in sea monsters?
- In honour of Kelly Clarkson changing her name to Kelly Brianne, Hannah and Jonny re-create the 40-Year-Old Virgin scene where Steve Carrell is getting his chest waxed.
- Will Smith is facing disciplinary action from The Academy's Board after he was allegedly asked to leave, post-Chris Rock slap, and refused.
- It's National Prom Day! What was your prom like? Do your outfits stand the test of time?
- The Best Of Windsor-Essex Awards are out, and the winners are...
- People are upset that Bridgerton S2 doesn't have as much adult content in it, people being Hannah.
- We use an Artificial Intelligence Lyric Generator to write a song about Nick Cage
- Do you pay extra for iCloud storage? You may be entitled to financial compensation from Apple! (#WhatsAppening is at 3:04)
- Basic Bupdate: Starbucks is getting rid of this drink that has been around for YEARS, and Hannah is about to throw hands. (10:45)
- #AskingForAFriend: This listener's boyfriend is unemployed, and doesn't do any chores while she's at work. Is she allowed to be upset? (16:46)
- #ToxicTuesday: the internet found a cheater who was speaking loudly about it at the St Louis Blues game, and he was DUMPED!
- Sportball dating dealbreakers brought us into Matchmaker Territory with two of our listeners... They'd better name their kids Hannah & Jonny!
- SHRINKFLATION is real, and here's what it's effecting.
- THE OSCARS. WERE WILD. We get into the most talked-about moments, the best and worst dressed, and the true victim of last night's ceremony... Kid Rock.
- According to TikTok, it is Short King Spring, and Hannah and Jonny are here for the 5"8 and under!
- What do you think is the worst movie of all time? This particular one swept at the Razzie Awards this year, and there were some awards given to some pretty big names as well.
- How to make your Instagram feed go back to chronological order!
- Did you see the double rainbow last night? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
- #BasicBupdate: It's raining men! The men were just announced for the new season of The Bachelorette, which starts on July 11th.
- What's new to Netflix in April, plus, did you know that this was their most-used feature?
- Throwback Thursday Music Trivia takes us all the way back to 1997.
- The Top 6 Most "Undateable" professions... The number one answer might actually surprise you!
- Are you a bodice-ripper, or a smoulderer? Bridgerton Season 2 is out this Friday, and apparently, it's got a whole new vibe.
- What is the most embarrassing outfit you've ever worn? #NickCageNews, he said to GQ that he likes to lounge around in his kung fu suit at home. He's truly ready for anything.
- The Top 5 Jobs and Hobbies That Make You Boring... Spoiler alert, we all are.
- There's a new trend that's going to be a TELL-TALE SIGN that someone is a professional baseball player, if you want to keep your eye out
- Barstool Sports made a list of the 10 Best Styles Of Pizza, and I have zero faith in St Louis from here on out.
- Have you ever called the cops, or called the Bylaw officers, or a neighbour? Why did you?
- #ToxicTuesday: the search for a Sugar Daddy goes very well for Jennifer on TikTok! Is it really THAT easy?
- Doja Cat wrote a song about the Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell, so Hannah wrote a song about Arby's.
- We want to BOOST your day with some good news! We call a hotline for pep talks from children, and their advice is mainly good and also mainly about cookies.
- Daniel Radcliffe says he gets mistaken for Elijah Wood often because they're both "short, have blue eyes, and are pale".
- Bop Or Flop takes us through new music from Nicki Minaj, Normani, and MGK!
- Happy Day After St Paddy's Day! We talk spelling Irish words, and hangover cures!
- Windsor Drag Queen Koko Starr tells us about celebrity makeup HITS and MISSES
- Is your Netflix price going to increase if you share a profile with someome else?
- ANYTHING can be made into a diamond these days... Including ranch dressing.
- Happy St Paddy's Day! Hannah and Jonny get yelled at by Woody the Gnome from the Vernors advertisements. Apparently, leprechauns are jerks!
- We talk about your romantic gestures that just... Didn't work out. Pete Davidson has Kim Kardashian's name branded on his chest. Hannah accepted an expensive gift from an ex, but didn't get back together with him.
- Have you ever thought you've been saying the word "cucumber" wrong? This person on TikTok explains her reasoning!
- St Paddy's Day is tomorrow in Windsor-Essex, so here is a list of all the local places that are participating in the festivities! (12:24)
- #AskingForAFriend: My date left her leftovers in my fridge, and I ate them. Now she wants me to e-transfer her the financial equivalent.
- NICK CAGE NEWS! Category is: SHORTBREAD!
- Doing THESE THINGS makes you less authoritative in the workplace!
- #ToxicTuesday: A bride in India left her soon-to-be groom at the alter after finding out he was bald on their wedding day
- There's a truly bizarre prop that they rely on for the Bridgerton lovemaking scenes
- The definitive boxed mac & cheese rankings... The winner will surprise you!
- Happy Day After DST, are you as awake as we are right now? Apparently our contest page needed to wake up this morning, too!
- Inside the #WitherReport, we talk about how to be an Instagram Influencer, the new Shondaland show coming to Netflix, and ALL the latest on Pete Davidson & Kanye West Drama
- This fake bag bust in Detroit doesn't impress-a us much!
- Daylight Saving Time starts Sunday, don't forget to set your clocks back!
- Pat Sajak is continuing to roast Wheel Of Fortune Contestants, essentially "cool story bro"-ing a guy who cut off his toe. It was wild.
- Hannah had to give back her engagement ring.
- Bop Or Flop goes through new YUNGBLUD, new Tyler The Creator, new Chainsmokers, and NEW Meg Thee Stallion and Dua Lipa
- We make listener, Michael, cry
- #SUPRISESERENADE
- #KokosKorner is chaotic as we check in with local Windsor drag queen, Koko Starr!
- Happy MAR10 Day!
- #ThrowbackThursday Music Trivia takes us back to the year 2000, and we finally have vindication for the dude who guesses sandstorm every single week regardless of actual song
- THE GREAT DEBATE: Are there more wheels, or doors on this planet right now? Why?
- Forget velour tracksuits, TERRYCLOTH tracksuits are the way to my heart.
- When was the last time you went to the dentist? Hannah's fiance was her sugar daddy in the worst way the other day.
- #WhisperForTheWeeknd: your chance to see The Weeknd & Doja Cat at Ford Field
- Chatham has been named Tim Hortons' Roll Up The Rim capital of Ontario!
- Coming soon to #BopOrFlop... The Island Boys' new track? What do you think this sounds like?
- Hannah & Jonny tell inspiring stories, share resources, and shout out the incredible women in your life for International Women's Day!
- #WhisperForTheWeeknd: Will she be able to guess what he's whispering in under or over 30 seconds? If you get it right, you could be seeing The Weeknd & Doja Cat at Ford Field.
- Drake and Justin Bieber are facing off against Tim Hortons! Lululemon is offering THIS product for the first time EVER. And, we can't believe Hannah missed this wine/mac & cheese festival in Windsor-Essex!
- Hannah and Jonny are BACK TOGETHER after a very exciting weekend! We catch up on #WhatToWatch by reviewing the new Batman movie, and the new West Side Story.
- Whisper For The Weeknd: We give away tickets to see The Weeknd and Doja Cat at Ford Field - by one person whispering, and the other person trying to guess what they're saying.
- All the new stores that opened in Windsor last week, and the new Netflix show from the creators of Love is Blind that's going to be somehow... Even messier than its predecessor.
-BOP OR FLOP: Camilla Cabello + Ed Sheeran, Omah Lay + Bieber, Dominic Fike's Euphoria song FEAT. Zendaya!!
-Hannah's off recovering from the Toronto Raptors/Detroit Pistons game
-Big announcement on the return of Windsor's fav Soda
-Jonny subs in on the Wither Report:
-Machine Gun Kitty, Kardashian Sex Cleanse, Olivia Rodrigo's Woman of the Year Speech
-Fan mail = Fam mail <3 Shoutout to Angie from Roseville
-The world's smallest theatre is less than 3 hours away!
-PLUS A WHOLE LOT MORE
- You will CRINGE to hear this Wheel Of Fortune fail about a "feather in your map".
- A Florida Man blamed his speeding on Putin? When he got pulled over, he said he was rushing home to see what was going on when Russia began attacking Ukraine.
- #TBT Music Trivia takes us back to the year 2004
- The Batman movie comes out tomorrow night, so we discuss which is the hottest Batman.
- What's the weirdest thing you've ever used as a bookmark? Was it an uneaten taco? A Librarian in Indiana may have found your book. Or snack. Depending on what you're looking for.
- Jamie Foxx says a girl once broke up with him because he took her to Wasaga Beach. LMAO
- Happy Fat Tuesday aka PACZKI DAY. We have the sugar shakes for the entire show. What do you think you could eat competitively?
- Spilling the Tea on your local neighbourhood drama in Windsor-Essex.
- #ToxicTuesday: If your ex is texting you while they are in another relationship, should you tell their new S.O.?
- The SAG Awards were last night! Here are the best moments, and a rundown of the biggest awards.
- Loryn Powell (one of Hannah's fave influencers) tries and rates Michigan foods!
- CROW FEST is coming, and it sounds... Terrifying.
- Are you the "no notifications ever" or your phone person, or the "1200 unread emails" person?
- A new study from Belgium says this percentage of therapists have been sexually attracted to their clients, and it's WAY higher than you might think
- Hannah's embarrassing #SPORTSBALL story at the Windsor Spitfires game
- Bop Or Flop has brand new music from Doja Cat, Avril & Machine Gun Kelly, and DNCE!
- #WhatToWatch: New to Netflix in March
- eHarmony says people are doing the deed more in the last year than they have previously! This new dating app, or this new restaurant in London, could be proof of that.
- #ThrowbackThursday Music Trivia takes us back to 1998 where tube skirts ruled the school
- It's SPRING BREAK, BABY! The chaos that Spring Break in college brings is like a rite of passage.
- Did you know that you lose THIS MANY socks in your lifetime??
- This thing in your house has more bacteria than a petri dish! Any guesses?
- #AskingForAFriend: My gf of 6 months posts thirst traps, and it's starting to upset me. What should I do?
- Happy 2/22/22! It's also the 2nd day of the week, a TWOesday. Hannah celebrates Palindrome week in a way only she can, and Jonny gives away $22 Tims Cards!
- Abby from the Windsor Spitfires Game last night has some Mascot blood in her family, we get into traumatizing mascot stories.
- WE DESTROY MAXWELL AND JASMINE'S DEBT to the tune of $100,000!
- Happy Family Day! It's also Nicolas Cage Appreciation Day!
- Shamrock Shakes are BACK in Canada. What's something you LOVE that is limited edition or discontinued?
- Lake Tahoe has fallen. They are under the control of a 500-pound bear named Hank The Tank.
- If a close friend of yours has an OBVIOUS wig, do you tell them, or do you let them live their fantasy?
- Hannah & Jonny nominate eachother for fake awards.
- Bop Or Flop: new Jack Harlow, new Kid Cudi, and new Silk Sonic
- There's an Adult-Only Disney Utopia that you can buy a condo in, and your one Disney friend is quaking
- Fun things to do in Windsor with the kids, or just for millennials, this March Break
- How does someone steal an entire CABIN? It happened in Northern Michigan, and we might have identified the culprit.
- Hannah shares the clip that's been living in her head rent-free.
- A Windsor Tim Hortons is going viral for refusing to serve someone who walked through their drive-thru... Hannah & Jonny recount trying to walk through drive-thrus as teenagers!
- An empty theatre in Detroit is back on the market, and it has a spooky history - it was the scene of an unsolved murder.
- A hospital worker in the UK used a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks, 17 minutes after she passed away!
- Hannah and Jonny recount their Valentine's Day experiences. Hanah's fiancé loved his vintage University of Windsor leather jacket, Jonny's fiancé preferred Antonino's Cannolis over the love-making
- #ToxicTuesday: Valentine's Day breakups, and the WORST breakup story you've ever heard on the worst possible day.
- An Ohio Mayor resigns after saying that icefishing shanties will lead to prostitution. Hannah thinks icefishing shanties are songs???
- Are oysters REALLY an aphrodisiac?! This Valentine's Day, Jonny ate 25 oysters to see how many it would take to actually work. Then, we called his fiancé to see if it would get him in the mood.
- We give away tickets to see The Lumineers, or "The LOOMS" as Hannah' fiancé calls them, in Detroit. Can you name any member of The Lumineers?
- To finish the show, Hannah does RAW OYSTER AND POP ROCK traffic, and we apologize to our sponsors.
- What's living in your head rent-free? Hannah can't un-hear this erotic Reese's analogy, and Jonny found an exotic dance club giving away free coney dogs.
- If you were to jump into a pool full of any food... What would it be?
- #KokosKorner: Windsor Drag Queen Koko Starr gives us her take on the Super Bowl
- BOP or FLOP gets into new Ed Sheeran & Taylor Swift, new Kanye & Alicia Keys, and new Saweetie and H.E.R
- Here's what you get if you ask for a "Screwdriver" at Buffalo Wild Wings in Michigan.
- The Top Wedding Songs Of All Time, and listeners share their wedding songs!
- Adidas is making 43 different types of Sports Bras, and it's about time.
- #TBT Music Trivia takes us back to 2011, and the vibes are immaculate
- We talk ICONIC 90s/00s movie quotes, which Hannah FAILS at guessing
- Jonny challenges Hannah to re-create DJ Khaled's fake drum pad beat, but using the $30 keyboard in the studio
- The Top 10 Foods That People Hide Engagement Rings In
- Nominations are open for the March Madness Windsor Pizza Bracket 2022!
- Jonny's morning ritual was interrupted at the office by a faulty toilet
- Hannah is back from vacation, with a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
- Adult Build-A-Bears have us asking.... Why?
-Jonny sings to someone's sweetheart for our Message In A Bottle Contest
-Asking For A Friend: "Am I an A-Hole for buying my friend's dream wedding dress?"
-Big Bets Gone Wrong
-New celeb baby announcement
-Study shows what women REALLY want for Valentine's Day
-Winner of our last Halsey tickets!!
-Last chance for Halsey tickets!! Listen for the keyword
-Hannah's on vacation but still has a surprise serenade
-Jonny and Koko discuss Pam + Tommy on #KokosKorner
-Bop Or Flop: New music from Nicki Minaj x Lil Baby, Tate McRae, and RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS?!
-Giving your Driveway a blow job
-Running backwards is better
-The new Jackass Movie is coming out. Did you do your own stunts as a kid?
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- What's APPening: Facebook is going to send people notifications when you screenshot their messages now! Here's how to be shady the good old-fashioned way.
- Detroit is getting America's first WHAT? It can only be described as "Harry Potter Magic Technology"!
- Your PODCAST EXCLUSIVE keyword that'll get you in to win tickets to Halsey at the Pine Knob Theatre on May 29th
- Lucy The Lobster, Shubenacadie Sam, and Punxsutawney Phil all predicted 6 more weeks of Winter. Wiarton Willie predicts an early spring, and Hannah's rant is caught on-mic and uncensored about the Ontario Groundhog Day Conspiracy.
- Is an unsolicited zoom call EVER okay?
- Bootleg Family Feud: The Top 6 Valentines Day Gifts, and the ones that didn't make the list as well!
- Listen for your PODCAST-EXCLUSIVE keyword to enter to win tickets to see Halsey at the Pine Knob Theatre on May 29th!
- #ToxicTuesday: The argument for dating your BFF's ex. According to this new study, there could be a plus side to keeping it in the friend group!
- Wordle has been sold to the New York Times! What is your "entry word", the first word you guess, for every Wordle? We get some creative ideas and find out the most efficient letters.
- Nominations for the 7th Annual Best Of Windsor Essex Awards are now open, so we open the floor to shout out your favourite local businesses.
- Jonny found a TERRIFYING thing at a Windsor Thrift Store that has gone viral online across Canada. Now we need to keep it in the studio.
- Forget Shazam, CHEEZAM is the new app you need right now.
- Pet name origin stories
- Is there an old-timey phrase that you still use? Boris Johnson, the Prime Minister of England, referred to a false statement "TOTAL RHUBARB", and Hannah and Jonny are OBSESSED with this phrase.
- Bop Or Flop features new music from The Chainsmokers, Lizzo, Anitta, and... The Teriyaki Boys??
- Koko's Korner: Windsor Drag Queen Koko Starr talks about the new Celebrity Big Brother lineup, and who we WISH was on the list!
- #WhatsAPPening: New features you might not know that your iPhone has, plus all of the new emojis that are being added soon!
- Throwback Thursday Music Trivia takes us back to 2005, the year of Livestrong Bracelets, and signing your friends' converse.
- VOGUE says that "Zoey Deschanel" style is back, and... We just want to talk.
- Potential aphrodisiacs that Jonny is going to put to the test
- It's #BellLetsTalk Day! We talk to Kim Willis from the Canadian Mental Health Association of Windsor-Essex about the local mental health resources available right here in our community, and how to access them!
- Border Crossing 101: Are there really free drive-thru COVID tests in Detroit that you can use to get back into Canada? We get a live caller across the border to confirm.
- BEFRIENDING YOUR PARTNER'S EX... Is it possible? And if so, is it a good idea?
- #ToxicTuesday: We delve into TikTok's serial ghoster, West Elm Caleb. He sends the same playlist, selfies, and breakup text, to every girl in Manhattan - and he finally got BUSTED.
- It's going to be CHILLY tomorrow, but this way to beat the cold seems a little... Extreme. Or maybe super fashionable? You decide.
- The most 2022 chant of all time outside Adele's cancelled Vegas show. "IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY!"
- The Toronto Star published an article this weekend about Windsor and what to do when you're here. What do you think about the options they chose?!
- WINDSOR-SPECIFIC RED FLAGS. What is a red flag when you start seeing someone in our city/area?
- #AskingForAFriend: My BF gifted me $6,000 to help with the down payment of a house. Now that we broke up, do I need to pay him back?
- It's snowy! We're going sledding, and want to hear ALL of your sledding stories.
- They re-designed the M&M characters to make them LESS SEXY, and they're changing SweetHeart messages to "words of affirmation". Hannah & Jonny get into the biggest problem of 2022... The SENSUAL CANDY PANDEMIC.
- Bop Or Flop includes new Charlie Puth, new MGK/Travis Barker, and new... Heidi Klum and Snoop Dogg?!?!?!?
- Stolen pants guitars and the first song that was played on them
- Hannah pulled into the studio today and Jonny was boxed in by FOUR police cars, lights flashing and everything. Yes, we pulled the security cam footage.
- TBT Music Trivia in honour of that "When We Were Young" pop-punk festival is all of our former emo faves
- Don't mess with those LaSalle swans, and why getting pulled over in an Ugly Christmas Sweater won't help you in Quebec
- This Windsor Realtor says, "Hire Me To Sell Your House! I'm Not Meant For OnlyFans"
- How to get FREE POPCORN today from Cineplex, and hot takes on food that should/shouldn't happen at the movies.
- Zugg Island has tons of 5-star Google Reviews, and we read some of them.
- #ToxicTuesday: What's the shadiest way you've gotten out of a date? Windsor guys come THROUGH with these answers!
- Annoying things that your partner does... If you triple-honk your car doors to lock them, we're blocking your number
- The fictional Windsor Music Festival lineup that Hannah's mom thought was real
- It's Blue Monday, AND what would have been Betty White's 100th birthday. Can I get eMoTiOnAl DaMaGe for $600, Alex?
- Ye (Kayne) is writing songs about beating up Pete Davidson, and Leo DiCaprio's ideal first date is raising some eyebrows.
- #AskingForAFriend: am I the bad guy for calling the police on my fiance after he stole my car?
- US airlines have been workshopping ways to create a class BELOW economy. They call it "basic economy", we call it "economy minus"
- Elijah Woods joins us to talk about his viral TikTok and being followed by The Late Late Show with James Corden!
- Hannah reveals how she slid into Kevin's DMs on Bumble
- Jonny reads flirty Facebook Wall Posts between him and Sammy in 2010
- Bop Or Flop is now just some dude from Dallas at an open mic
- #KokosKorner: Windsor drag queen Koko Starr talks Drag Race and tonsil stones!
- Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are ENGAGED! Hear the behind-the-scenes digitally enhanced audio of what they were saying in their proposal video.
- Anthony Fauci was caught on a "hot" mic calling somebody a moron. What did you accidentally overhear, or have overheard? It's the final phone call at the end of the podcast for me.
- We're in lockdown, but there are still fun things to do in our community! Hannah & Jonny break down the COVID-friendly activities this weekend in Windsor-Essex.
- Kodak Black's "kodak moment" at the Florida Panthers game is NSFW, neither is Drake's hot sauce-filled condom
- We Don't Talk About Bruno from the Encanto soundtrack is topping the charts, and so did these other kid's songs
- This giant yodeling face toilet in Japan would be a LOT after a few drinks.
- Jonny's back on his "end of the world" TV show rants again! I don't think I've ever heard Hannah get this heated about a show before.
- Barstool Sports has released a list of the Top 10 Male Singers of All Time and we have questions, AND confirmations.
- #ToxicTuesday: a Liverpool woman found a tampon under her BF's wardrobe, and emailed the tampon company to see when it was manufactured.
- #WhatsAPPening: Everyone is obsessed with WORDLE. What game were you obsessed with in the past? For Hannah, it was The Sims. For Jonny, it was...?
- Canadian MLA makes TMZ for taking a picture of his wife shoveling their driveway after a working 12 hour night shift. Apparently his hands were broken.
- Lego has made a Tiger set with an anatomically correct butthole.
- The Weeknd dropped his new album "DAWN FM" today, and it's about a radio host talking you through purgatory, and into the light.
- Gordon Ramsay calls his daughter's boyfriend pathetic on the Kelly Clarkson Show
- The new Chrysler will be targeted towards millennial women, and Hannah is here for it
- Koko's Korner: Koko Starr talks the SATC Reboot, Katy Perry's show in Vegas, and who to root for in S14 of RuPaul's Drag Race!
- The GRAMMYs have been postponed indefinitely
- THIS AMERICAN CLASSIC COSTS MORE NOW, and it's not the Arizona Green Tea cans, however, Hannah is still mad about that
- #ThrowbackThursday Music Trivia Quiz takes us back to the biggest songs of 2012
- If you call the number in Don't Look Up, it's actually linked to "Hot Singles In Your Area"... We did it, so you don't have to.
- This Starbucks classic is hitting stores in Canada again.
- There is NO way that Pete Davidson drinks SmartWater, or any water for that matter.
- Reality TV Star who sold her farts in jars was sent to the hospital due to her high-protein diet!
- #WhatTheFact: Ambercrombie & FItch used to be THIS type of store!
- Ladies and Gentlemen... This is Lockdown No. 5.
- #ToxicTuesday: According to a dating expert, this is the MOST overlooked red flag in relationships!
- The Pope tells us the 3 words that will make for a successful marriage
- What's APPening: Today we are saying farewell to this technology for good!
- Winnie the Pooh is now Public Domain, so meet... Winnie The MOOD.
- We discuss our predictions for the coming year, and we'll circle back to see if any of them came true in 2023!
- The HOTTEST Instagram Trend in the new year and how to do it
- Not me ruining the entire podcast with the worst surprise serenade in history???
- Hannah gives you the ~English Breakfast~. That is, all the tea on Prince William's alleged affair with Rose Hanbury, and the British Press' attempt to cover it up.
- Reminiscing on precedented times with your wildest NYE Parties
- The Westminster Dog Show has been postponed due to COVID-19. At least we still have the Westminster Daddy Show.
- #AskingForAFriend: this listener is wondering if she is being petty because her boyfriend gave her a $25 GC to Lululemon for Christmas
- What's APPening: the update to iOS 15 includes software that lets your loved ones access your iPhone after you pass away
- What To Watch: lots of new titles coming to streaming services in January!
- ToxicTuesday: things you got your significant other that they're DEFINITELY returning, aka probably pandora
- The saddest Peloton spin class of your life
- VOGUE Magazine has made a list of wedding trends that are IN and OUT in 2022.
It's our last podcast before Christmas! Thanks for an amazing year, and all the best this holiday season.
- Holiday pickup lines you should NOT use on dating apps!
- The most unusual gifts to get for your pets
- Forget the Waffle House Index, the Yankee Candle Index is the new way to measure disaster
- #ThrowbackThursday Music Trivia Quiz, the #1 songs on Dec 25th throughout the years
- Martha Stewart is selling a nativity scene replica, that she says "has a little street cred," because she made it in jail.
- Rejected Ontario Vanity Plates of 2021
- What would you be willing to do or to give up for everything to go back to normal?! We get some good answers!
- Botox has an impressive side-effect, according to this study in California
- #ToxicTuesday: Brace yourselves, it's "Get A Merry Christmas Text From Your Ex" Season. Here's what it means, and why it needs to be left in 2021.
- What are your wacky holiday traditions? Hannah is desperately searching for Lobsters for this year's Tibb's Eve celebration in Windsor.
- BEST of 2021: Jonny singing My Heart Will Go On, and more importantly, his voice crack.
- Artists who SHOULDN'T have Christmas songs but do (think KORN, The Ying Yang Twins, and more)
- This men's beauty trend might be the new "man bun", find out inside the #WitherReport!
- Billboard mishaps, more specifically, BASEMENT DWELLERS without the B, A, and T.
- Bop Or Flop with new The Weeknd & Aaliyah, 24k Golden, and Roddy Rich
- When you're making tacos, what topping goes first into the shell? The meat, the cheese, or this dark horse topping, that's more common than we'd thought?
- Santa's house is listed on Zillow, and you can look inside it and see all of the rooms!
- Which of these obscure celebrities do you think costs more on Cameo? Hannah guesses, and Jonny has the answers.
- 43 camels were just disqualified from a Camel Beauty Contest for using Botox and fillers!
- #AskingForAFriend: my father-in-law crashed our honeymoon.
- Nick Cage stars in a new movie where Nick Cage plays Nick Cage, and YES it sounds amazing.
- Elon Musk was just named TIME Magazine's Person Of The Year, but we have some alternate choices we think would be better.
- William Shatner's version of Jingle Bells is a load of SHAT....NER
- #ToxicTuesday: What happened that made you realize that you HAD to end your last relationship? One woman's "A-HA" moment was when her husband told her to shush during childbirth.
- Gordon Ramsay's Shepard's Pie recipe
- Jonny tells Hannah that he proposed to Sammy last week (after 12 years!), and we hear the proposal story from her! (24:50)
- It's our Easy Money Contest $30,000 Giveaway! (13:18)
- Watch out for the Wild Boars in Pickering, they could be coming our way! (8:27)
-Jonny saw his favourite band play in Detroit last night.
-Jeniffer Aniston has a babe cave and you probably do too.
-Top trending google searches of 2021
-$12m of cocaine on the Ambassador bridge
-BOP OR FLOP: RIP Juice Wrld, Gayle says FU to all of us, and KHRUANGBIN!
-Lost and Found Money
-Is Khloe Bored or Just Not There at all?
-Top Radio Artists of 2021
-Chanel Advent Calendar is the new Fyre festival
-20% of people trust their horoscopes with financial decisions
-What goes on top of your Xmas Tree?
-Jonny's going to Michigan for a concert! Got tips for a smooth crossing
-Jonny turned 30 today!!! What does he need to stop doing?
-Top ten gifts that are actually hints
-CEO fired 900 people over a ZOOM call
-Pete Davidson and Kim K want kids?
-850 pound Pot Brownie
-Instagram has a new feature to stop you from scrolling too long
-AND A WHOLE LOT MORE!
-"Holiday Gift Guilt": Most disappointing gifts you've gotten
-Drake withdraws his Grammy nominations
-Olivia Rodrigo's Going on tour
-Jonny saw Nick Cannon's junk.
-Toxic Tuesday: Woman wouldn't stop breastfeeding her CAT ON A PLANE.
-Letters to Santa
-"Hide the Pickle" What IS this tradition??
-You're feeding your dog too much
-The band Haim rewrote Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song
-Detroit Lions WIN and there's already a song about it.
-Zoom is snitching on meeting attendance.
-ASKING FOR A FRIEND: "Was I wrong to take money out of my wife's saving account?"
-The Arkells are playing the Grey Cup half time show, if a guy named Ron Kells doesn't stop them first!
-LaSalle's former pro footballer Luke Willson tries his hand at weather reporting...he might be worse than Jonny?!
- Who are your most and least listened-to artists of 2021?! Who would win in a fight, your 1st most listened-to or your 5th?
- Barstool Sports is back at it again with their terrible lists, this time it's the Top 10 Christmas Movies of all time.... BAD SANTA, REALLY???
- Adam Levine made everybody think he got a face tattoo! Turns out, it's fake, but we're talking about bad tattoos. Thank god it's not real because once you get one face tattoo, you get 10. Nobody has just one.
- Brace yourselves... The "Is It Real Or Is It Cake?" videos are BACK.
- What do you call your significant other? Hannah called her boyfriend "BABE" all day in front of his family and now she's worried they hate her!
- #AskingForAFriend: My GF's obsessions are going TOO FAR
- Happy TIMBIEBS Day! We enlist a Timbiebs correspondent to try them out for us!
- Worst tumbles of all time
- What To Watch and why Cineplex's website is down
- Have you seen the HOT PINK SKY above Leamington lately? Rumour has it the Aphria Greenhouses have some new LED lights... But we'd better check in with our nightlife correspondent Stefon, just to be sure!
- Crazy Frog has a new single coming out Dec 10th! We look back at some of the other "most annoying songs" on the internet.
- #SurpriseSerenade: Food Baby > Industry Baby ANY DAY, it deserves 5 Grammys!
- That time Hannah tried to order wine at the WFCU Centre for the Windsor Spitfires game
- #AskingForAFriend: My boyfriend says I shouldn't be friends with my ex. Jonny thinks it's fine, Hannah says exes CAN'T be friends
- Awkward questions to be asking at Thanksgiving
- Researchers say that if you drive THIS car, you're more likely to be a psychopath.
- An Ontario Grandma was shocked when an educational toy started swearing and referencing cocaine in Polish. That's nothing compared to this ACTUAL children's TV show Jonny found.
- Millennial trends we need to cancel so we can move on with our lives.
- Tomorrow is the Turkey Testicle Festival in Illinois, but has anyone checked on Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend?
- #ToxicTuesday: a cellphone repairman refused to fix a cheater's phone because of the "Bro Code". Jonny's broken the bro code once before!
- Gymshark got a bunch of celebrities to wish them a Happy Birthday under the name "Jim Shark" on Cameo, you have to hear it!
- Mountain Dew Turkey > Sprite Turkey, no we will not be taking any questions at this time
- We were CRYING listening to this reporter Pat Collins from NBC, the absolute GOAT
- PotatoFest is coming Dec 2nd to the St Clair Centre For The Arts!
- Blaine is taking us to Ibiza
- Bright Lights Windsor has announced this year's theme, and it begins on December 2nd at Jackson Park!
- Apparently we're all now participating in WHAMageddon. Whether you like it not.
- The hack to make your cheap wine look EXPENSIVE, DARLING
- Bop or Flop with new Adele
- According to Gen Z, having this hair colour is now considered "cheugy" and "untrendy". Find out about that and more inside your Wither Report!
- NO MORE PCR TESTS TO CROSS THE BORDER! Get in loser, we're going to Olive Garden!
- These local dogs in Windsor-Essex were left a $2+ million estate in their owner's will!
- The TSA says that turkey is okay to pack in your carry-on!
- Which one of us is learning the viral Hilary Duff dance from TikTok?
- #AskingForAFriend: Is watching porn cheating?
- Today's "Basic Bupdate" is that Canada Goose has their first line of footwear coming out!
- #ToxicTuesday: We talk about Taylor Swift's 10-minute All Too Well music video. JUSTICE FOR JAKE GYLLENHAAL.
- Giving out Knight Names of Windsor to see who will go to the Windsor Spitfires/London Knights game next Wednesday
- Christmas decorating injuries - be careful you don't turn your candy canes into little baby shivs!
- #TellMeSomethingGood: We FREED BRITNEY, and Jonny's grandpa is sick but can always tell the difference between some good Amherstburg peaches.
- People are called Kendall Jenner disrespectful for wearing a revealing dress to a friend's wedding... Have you ever seen someone try and upstage the bride?
- What is your FAVOURITE Christmas movie? Is Gremlins a Christmas movie?
- Bop or flop with new Silk Sonic, new Avril, and new TAYLOR SWIFT! HAPPY RED DAY!
- Someone needs to build Hannah and Jonny a window, or give them a sock, either works.
- Shouting out the incredible people in our lives and yours who have served our country. We take a moment of silence at 11am. Lest We Forget.
- Lady Gaga says there is nothing more rock n' roll than singing the Star Spangled Banner. It's true! Unless you're Fergie.
- The true Canadian collaboration Tim Hortons should have aimed for