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I love working in special education, but the kids ask crazy questions. You know? I had I had one kid come up to me, we had just finished reading humpty dumpty. He came up and he said, so it was a suicide okay. She's a six year old child, six year old, you know, and you're not prepared for what to do with it. That's not in the handbook, that's not, you know, Okay john. Yeah, honey, it's probably yeah.
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My friends are trying to uh trying to help me out the best they can. They're like, josh. What you need to do is you need to find a girl that's really into the fact that you're handicapped. I'm like, hard pass guys. The last thing I want is to be with a girl that's really attracted by the fact that I can't run away.
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I also do this one thing when I drink a lot that's bad. It's called a buying cocaine. And yeah cocaine is by far the worst drug that I've done hundreds of times. Because there's never a fun time having cocaine like acid mushrooms. D. M. T. That's all fun. That expands your mind. Cocaine doesn't do that. You know like uh every time it's not fun if you describe the night of cocaine to somebody and be like yeah me and my buddies put down about 200 bucks and then for eight hours we talked over each other so.
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Listen to the radio today, Governor Pritzker announced the statewide initiative. He wants the people of Illinois to go back to the dentist. After Covid. He wants us to take better care of our teeth. You know how we protect our teeth in New Jersey? We mind our business.
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