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Klein: This east coast transplant, has built and hosted successful morning radio shows on both coasts. He’s also written jokes for Comedy Central Roasts and Howard Stern. His biggest claim to fame, however, was when he was born eight minutes after midnight on January 1st and named ‘Baby New Year.’
Ally: Sketch comedian, voice-over artist, and comedy writer. Ally has co-hosted radio shows in San Francisco and Los Angeles and had her voice featured in numerous commercials, cartoons, and video games.
DJ OMAR KAHN: Audio specialist and “self-made millionaire.” Omar spent years as part of the Hall of Fame Kevin & Bean Show.
Klein had an emergency situation in his neighborhood over the weekend, which included helicopters hovering directly over his house making an important announcement over a loudspeaker. The only problem is the announcement was impossible to understand, leaving his family in a state of panic. Today we played epic movie theme songs on children's instruments that we brought from home. Ever wanted to hear the imperial march on an electric drum kit made for toddlers? Then you'll want to give this game a listen!It's back to school week, so we brought back Don't Be A Dick: Back to School Edition! Nominees included parents who take forever to hug their kids at dropoff, teachers who assign homework on the first day, and people who post first-day-of-school chalboard photos on Instagram. Plus we covered how to not get dementia during Clickbait, a recent writeup for the show that made it into LA Magazine's Best of LA, and Ally's quest to purchase the perfect new couch.
Ally got naked on the show today to weigh her pregnancy boobs on a food scale, but before she could disrobe, Johnny came in with a giant pop-up tent to shield her from view. The livestream also cut out all by itself, so clearly God doesn't want anyone to see Ally naked. Regardless, we did get an accurate weight for both boobs and one is WAY heavier than the other. Since school is starting again soon, we wanted to hear the most scandalous summer stories from teachers we could find. We heard from a teacher who made a 'slut pact' with a fellow teacher, another who did mushrooms ON CAMPUS, and a math teacher who passed out in a hotel hallway. A+, teachers!!!We also talked to a divorce attorney about how couples are now getting divorced due to AI cheating. Do you think cheating with a chatbot is grounds for divorce? The discussion led to an impromptu intervention on Klein, who's had countless sexual interactions with Grok.
Postmaster Johnny has a brand-new nickname, and it's one he'll probably never escape. After deciding he bears a striking resemblance to Jay Leno, and taking into account some of his more unique tendencies, we officially christened him "Gay Leno." He begins his first week filling in for Megan Holiday on KROQ nights.The Big Bear bald eagles have been making headlines with all the family drama in their nest, so we wanted to know: Is your family even crazier? Listeners called in with unbelievable stories that prove every family has its own brand of chaos. Plus, Generation Wars returns as another battle breaks out between the age groups.And El Cheapo is officially back! Ally, the Queen of Cheap, shares her favorite ways to save money on back-to-school shopping, from school supplies to clothes, helping parents stretch their budgets without sending the kids back looking like they shopped in the lost-and-found.
Local competitive eater Raina Huang aka @rainaiscrazy joined us in-studio today to take on a food challenge from Fat Sal's. She attempted to eat a french dip faster than any of us, and let's just say you have to see it to believe it. Check out today's YouTube livestream to see the video, or check it out on IG @kleinallyshow.We also tried to take on Fat Sal's famous Big Fat Fatty challenge, a massive 13 pound sandwich loaded with cheesesteak, pastrami, five cheeseburgers, chicken fingers, bacon, mozzarella sticks, fried eggs, onion rings, jalapeno poppers, fries, chili, marinara, and signature fat sauce. Could the entire morning show take it down? The answer is no. Jake went to the DMV yesterday to fulfill his punishment for failing the driving test, and because he went on his birthday he turned it into a party, complete with a birthday hat, balloons, a pizza and a full cooler of beer. How long did he make it before security approached? We went into the whole saga & there's a lot of debate on whether or not Jake needs to repeat the punishment. We also tried to determine who the laziest person on the show is during Most/Least (the answer is Klein) and Klein detailed his experience watching The Odyssey in IMAX, a movie he claims was cockblocked by fog.
Happy Birthday Jake! To celebrate, he'll be having a birthday party at the DMV as part of his punishment for losing the driving test last week. He'll be at the Glendale DMV with a birthday hat on from 1-5pm if you'd like to stop by and say hi! Klein brought two items into the studio today, a lighter and a leaf blower. Neither of them made anyone happy. The lighter was a birthday present for Jake because it said 'I'm a big dill' on it. He also brought in his brand new leafblower and tried it out in the studio. It sent Ally into a frenzy as dust and hair blew all over the studio. We even listened to audio of him using it at home and it went equally well with his family. We also talked about the most stressful day of the year during Clickbait, we heard your Funner Summer Fail stories (shoutout to Jess who peed on a trampoline) and got another exit interview from one of Jake's Bumble first dates.
Klein's Funner Summer took a turn for the worse this weekend when he broke his nose trying to throw his kid in the pool. It resulted in a fountain of blood and a new hatred for 'relaxing' summer activities. Pickles and pregnant ladies go together like Klein & Ally. And to prove it we brought in a panel of pregnant ladies to sample all the of the newest pickle concoctions from the Pickle Guy himself, Scott Kaylin, founder of Kaylin & Kaylin pickles and creator of the new recipe book For the Love Of Pickles. If you want to see video of pregnant women going ham on nacho cheese-covered pickles, pickle sushi and nutella pickles, check out today's livestream on YouTube!If you didn't see Spiderman this weekend, you're probably the only one. But don't worry, friend-of-the-show Moist Joyce re-enacted the movie for us with all the rasp and gravitas that 40 years of LA public transit can bring you.
Who's going to spend 5 hours at the DMV for no reason? Ally and Jake scored the lowest on the DMV written test which resulted in a physical driving test with a certified instructor to determine the official loser. We listened to audio of both Ally and Jake's test and we even heard from Juan the driving instructor himself, who delivered the final results live on the air. A while back during Bet your Fet we heard from an anonymous caller who enjoys putting gummy worms in his girlfriend's hoo-ha during sex. Today, we heard from him again, and he had big news: he got engaged! After pleasuring his girlfriend gummy-worm style on the Queen Mary, he popped the question in a very graphic, very NSFW way.Continuing on the vagina-train, we also did a lady parts-themed Johnny Doesn't Know, where we got some very graphic drawings from Johnny trying to demonstrate the labia minora and majora. We also settled a big internet question 'how many times does the average person fart in a day?' during Clickbait.
In today's bonus pod we go over jake's blow up and how awkward our high school days were
The undisputed King of fair food Chicken Charlie stopped by the studio today to show us this year's concoctions: The chicken shawarma cone and the Mangonada fried mangos with chamoy and Tajin. Pregnant Ally dove in right away and Charlie single-handedly contributed to MAFA (Making Ally Fat Again.) We forced ourselves to take an improv class earlier this week, and it was just as much of a train wreck as we thought it would be. In an exercise called 'one word story,' Vanessa reinforced a storyline she's been fighting for over a year. She will now forever be the chicken lady!We also learned the one phrase that will make you instantly likeable during Clickbait, had a rare millennial winner during Gen Wars, and we heard a passionate Petty Claims course where a woman accused her husband of using too many pots and pans when he cooks.
Sometimes friends fight, and today was one of those days. Early in the show Klein & Ally played audio of Jake presenting a plaque to the Violent Femmes at the Bellwether last night. After some criticism on his performance, Jake had had enough and a big on-air blowout ensued. Ally, Klein & Jake went at it for a hot minute, and many listeners weighed in on the situation, leading to a bigger discussion about what happens when busting balls goes a little too far...On the flip side, today was a day to celebrate! Our favorite fangirl Second Hand Cindy turned 69 today. To celebrate, she was downing screwdrivers and reminiscing about the many times she almost died. We also heard stories of the craziest things your exes have done, all related to the new hit movie Obsession. We talked to a woman named Kelly who promises she ISN'T crazy, she just DOES crazy things occasionally (cue maniacal laughter)
Klein has taken on a new hobby. He plans to become an expert at leaf-blowing. It's perhaps his strangest endeavor so far, but if you'd like to hire Klein for a weekly blow & go please let us know. All of us who are in relationships are allegedly whipped by our partners, but who's the MOST whipped? Jake shared things we've done with/for our significant others recently and it was unbelievably to hear how spineless we really are. Spoiler alert: someone on the show rented a snorkel to find their wife's bracelet in the pool. Comedian Ryan Hamilton stopped by the studio to talk about his traumatic experience getting hit by a shuttle bus at LAX, almost killing him. It led to a call-in topic on near death experiences which included a story about a guy going into a six month coma after a motorcycle accident.We also did a live on air gender reveal for a listener couple who's expecting, and as usual we screwed it up.
If you came to this show for intelligent thought-provoking content, please don't listen to this episode. Jake tried to make one of those viral 'cooking food on the street' videos during this weekend's heat wave, but because he's Jake it wasn't a food any of us care about. He grilled a mustard sandwich on the street, and even went so far as to run it over with a car to give it the full 'panini' press treatment. The full video is on our IG @kleinallyshowKlein's dad made an unbelievable purchase which led to a phone call with both his mom and his dad discussing the disturbing details. We also learned about the most powerful three words you can say during Clickbait, heard your nominees for most annoying people during a heat wave during Don't Be A Dick, and we officially kicked of PARK WEEK!! Send pics of bad parking jobs to KROQ.COM/PARKWEEK for your chance to win tickets Pierce the Veil at Petco Park, Rise Against at Great Park Live, and Dia De Los Deftones at Petco Park!
With thousands of people having to re-take the DMV written test after a cheating scandal, we decided to take one on the air. The catch: whoever loses has to spend hours alone inside the DMV. How many hours, you say? One hour for every incorrect answer. It came down to two people in the end. There were tantrums, controversies, and a lot of debate on who the loser is.Johnny proved his idiocy is alive and well during Johnny Doesn't Know today when he was asked all Ocean-related questions. A question about how dolphins breathe resulted in Johnny doing a graphic impression of dolphin sex. Ally fell on the treadmill at the fitness center in the building, and it was so bad that a security guard came over to check on her. We are currently on a mission to uncover the surveillance video, with nationwide distribution to follow. Plus another awkward exit interview from another of Jake's first dates. Yes, he had three of them in one week after Ally & Vanessa revamped his dating profile, and they've still received not one THANK YOU!
Today's show had lots of nostalgia as we got into another round of Gen Wars, and the hit 90's duo Kriss Kross came up, which turned into an impromptu white lady dance party for Ally. It took a quick turn when we learned one of them has since died of a drug overdose, but we have plans to book Kross and talk to him on the show. Gen Wars also reignited every boomer's favorite catchphrase: Book 'em, Dano!Ally is taking Vanessa camping this weekend and she had a slew of questions because this will be her very first official camping trip. Questions included: -can I bring my carry on? -do I have to poop in a hole? -can we hike with our cars? We also had a long discussion about how long a person should live during Clickbait, where we learned the average person could theoretically live to the age of 156. We had a real doctor call-in live to give us advice on how to extend our lives.
In today's bonus pod we go over Johnny's fuck up, office drama and Klein's new weird online obsession
Would you risk explosive diarrhea for great radio? We did. After hearing about the Taylor Farms lettuce recall linked to cyclospora, we bought a bunch of the affected salad kits, slapped them on the Roulette Wheel, and each ate a bag to see who gets explosive diarrhea. The only problem: How will we know Jake got it when he already gets diarrhea every day?Brad and Matt Schultz of Cage the Elephant stopped by the KROQ studio to talk about their new song Beaches in Tennessee, the wild story of growing up in a strict religious household where their dad literally destroyed their Nirvana and Green Day CDs with pliers, Matt's new role as a dad, their upcoming album, and what it was like touring with Oasis.Ally's wife attempted to cook dinner for the family, and the audio is painfully relatable for anyone who's ever stared at a recipe wondering what "use a large bowl" actually means. Plus we discussed the one thing you can do to get upgraded on an airplane in Clickbait & much much more!
Jake detailed his first Bumble date after Ally and Vanessa overhauled his dating profile, and it had an incredible plot twist no one was anticipating. Sure, he made the bold choice to take her to his own neighborhood bar, but that's just the beginning. e got an unfiltered exit interview with the woman herself. Meet Shelly and hear what she really thought about her night with Jake.Later, actor Seth Green stopped by the studio and offered some advice to Jake on his dating life. We also took a trip through Seth's legendary career, talking Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Can't Hardly Wait, the Austin Powers Reboot, and the surprisingly iconic "Cha-Ching!" guy that everyone in the South seems to know.Plus, we reveal the surprising sign your friendship is built to last in Clickbait, debate the etiquette of late-night and early-morning texts, and we even covered a live police chase of a murder suspect during ADD News!
Jake the Nerd is hanging on by a thread after a cricket moved into the walls of his shack and refuses to leave. Sleep has become a distant memory, but there's finally some good news: he turned on the dating profiles Ally, Vanessa, and Johnny made for him, and one profile is clearly delivering. Believe it or not, Jake has an actual date with a real human later today!Meanwhile, Klein is still trying to recover from an unforgettable Vegas weekend that included an all-nighter, mushrooms, gambling, and chatting with a group of Backstreet Boys-loving moms. The night ended with making landline calls to Hawaii and Alaska from his hotel room in order to take full advantage of his resort fees. Plus, listeners shared the surprising things they gave up in solidarity with their pregnant partners, from alcohol and coffee to dairy, eggs, and even an entire Honduras vacation.We wrapped things up with an AMA from a lifeguard who pulled back the curtain on everything from dramatic rescues to the weirdest things people do at the beach.Ally Johnson
This show goes down as one of the top 5 weirdest of all time. Longtime listener one-arm Gary, who's had one arm for 40 years, received a new robot arm from the doctor today and debuted it on our show. It was janky, broken, and apparently cost him $40,000. Regardless, he celebrated by using it to help Ally administer her final IVF shot (she can finally stop her meds this weekend!) It was risky, awkward, and you can get it with the visual on the YouTube live streamWe also officially remade Jake's Bumble and Tinder profiles. One was made by Johnny and one made by Ally & Vanessa. They will both be live soon and we'll see which profile gets more matches. Klein uncovered a strange new fashion trend while out to dinner with his wife. She was wearing a 'draping sweater,' aka a sweater that isn't worn, only draped. We also debuted a new game called Odyssey or Audacy? Is it a review for our company, or Christopher Nolan's new epic film The Odyssey? It might just be the easiest game we've ever done...
LA is baking in a heat wave, so we sent Jake the Nerd back into the wild for Pit Stops! Armed with his nose and a microphone, he sniffed strangers' armpits to find out who passed the freshness test. Luckily this time he came prepared with Klein.Ally.Show-branded deodorant stick for everyone who needed it. You're welcome! Comedian Pat McGann stopped by the studio to talk about the highs and lows of parenting, and helped listeners survive the second half of summer by dishing out advice for dealing with their most annoying kids. Meanwhile, Klein paid a visit to a questionable dentist to get a bizarre medieval-looking mouth device to help alleviate his snoring. He also told him he needs to improve his chi and somehow make his tongue less fat. We're convinced he's being scammed.Plus, the generations went head-to-head once again in Gen Wars, and geophysicist Stefan Burns joined us to break down the recent Kern County earthquakes, explain what they could mean for California, and share why he thinks the long-feared "Big One" may be closer than we think.
The $12 cup of Erewhon 'Sacred Water' was in-studio today for a taste test. Since she has heightened senses from pregnancy, Ally was the one to test various cups of water, including one from the bathroom toilet, to see if she could identify the Sacred Water correctly. Klein and Ally both had serious conversations with their wives about hall passes: would they allow them? Who would they be? Both conversations went very differently, and now our number one priority is booking Steve Buscemi on the show. Jake is on the rebound and back on the dating apps, but needs massive help with his dating profile. We broke it down today, pic by pic, and Vaness managed to shoot down each and every photo he had on his profile. It was determined that we must burn the foundation to the ground and completely start over. Can Vanessa and Ally turn Jake into an eligible bachelor? We also heard a new heated argument in Petty Claims Court where a guy accused his sister of constantly posting ugly photos of him online without his consent.
After listening to this podcast you'll never climax without saying "HARIBO!" again.Today we brought back a classic, Bet Your Fet, where people with fetishes call in & we guess their fetish based on a few simple facts. The guy who called in had quite possibly the weirdest fetish we've ever heard. You have to hear it to believe it, and we recommend eating BEFORE listening. Who's the most annoying person at a restaurant? Klein & Ally both had to endure family dinners with a LOT of annoying restrictions. Gluten Allergies, dairy allergies, soy allergies, kids, special requests, not to mention Ally's restrictions being pregnant. It led questions about the most annoying food-orderers, but the argument was put to rest when a woman called in to tell us about her OCD Diabetic Celiac grandma. Winner!Ally got the opportunity to meet Omar's brother when he gave her a ride to the airport over the weekend. She learned some fascinating new details about Omar's family and who got the 'good' genes in his family. We also debuted a new game Neckflix or Notflix: was it a real comment made on social media about Klein's massive neck, or something we made up? Did a listener comment that Klein looks like Benjamin Neckenyahu, or was that the work of our talented team of writers? (we have no team of writers)
Klein staycationed in LA, Ally vacationed in Hawaii, & Jake had the worst day of his life. Regardless, we all gained weight over the breath. We covered it all on our first day back. Did you miss us? Don't answer that. What's the most overrated vacation experience? Ally shelled out over $300 for a Luau while on vacation and it ended up being a total letdown. It led to calls about bungee jumping, total eclipses, and other overrated activities Who's the Most/Least fun on the show? We all presented our lists, with Vanessa being voted the most fun and Jake, Ally & Klein all rotated along the bottom. Who tops your list & why? Klein's kid is doing something new and embarrassing at a restaurant where she draws a picture of the server and makes Klein hand the picture to the server. It led to a horrible awkward scenario with an Asian waiter...Plus a few new things added to our to-do-list: blind taste testing high-end water, scoring a penalty kick with no training, and printing the new mockups of our limited edition "I've Never Been Intimate With Jake" T-shirts!
In today's show Ally gets a house wife, we get a new employee of the month nominee, try to beat the robots in man vs machine, have an AMA with a mascot and welcome the return of Baby J
In today's show we have an intervention for Klein's phone skills, we remember TIP BOLI, hip you to some scams and reveal a terrible unaired commercial
In today's show Klein gives his kids the talk about drugs, we decide if Ally's friend is cheating and Jake freaks out over a shirt
In today's show Klein does bathroom interviews, we bet your feet, we have a lez off, play the smell game, Ally practices her Spanish and we have an AMA with a nurse
In today's show we have a blind butt test, talk to the throat goat, have an AMA with a stripper and Klein tries singing his wife to sleep
Happy birthday, America! We celebrated the Fourth of July the only way we know how: by discovering just how little Johnny knows about the country. Today during Johnny Doesn't Know we asked basic questions about America, including what "give me your John Hancock" means. His answer was gayer than you could possibly imagine. If you're looking to celebrate America in all the wrong ways, this is the episode for you.We also played a patriotic edition of Generation Wars, with Gen Z, Millennials, Gen X, and Boomers battling it out for ultimate bragging rights. Plus, Klein shares audio from his sad attempt to score a free Starbucks drink for his half-birthday. I held up the line and ended with a homeless man yelling at him.Meanwhile, Ally narrowly avoided getting sideswiped by a woman driving on the 405, only for the driver to make one of the weirdest getaway moves ever. Plus El Cheapo returns as Ally shares her favorite restaurant money-saving hacks that might just make your next meal a little cheaper.
In today's bonus pod we go over smoke alarms, jake's type and learning more about each other than we wanted
Today's show kicked off with one of the most awkward family vacation dilemmas imaginable. Ally revealed that she's about to share an Airbnb with her parents, but there's one major complication: Her mom has a long-standing tradition of having vacation sex with her husband immediately after arriving at their destination. That sparked a conversation about bedroom placement, coordinating times for the rest of the family to be out of the house, and how much planning should go into someone else's sex ritual. Then Ally's mom, aka the "Throat Goat," called in to share the graphic details.With 4th of July around the corner, we also heard some absolutely wild stories about how listeners lost fingers, a fitting tribute to what's statistically one of America's biggest finger-blowing-off holidays. That led into a debate over what the greatest accomplishment in America's 250-year history really is. Is it BBQ? The lightbulb? The internet? Or is America's finest contribution to the world simply Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? We also settled another real-life dispute in Petty Claims Court, where a married couple battled over the husband's refusal to use Google Maps. He insists his common sense and memory are all he needs to get anywhere, while his wife argues that his confidence usually ends with missed exits, wrong turns, and arriving late to dinners, parties, and important events. The courtroom heard both sides before listeners delivered the final verdict.
Would you download an app where you order your favorite meal, knowing it'll never arrive? A new app in South Korea is designed to give you the dopamine hit of ordering food without the calories, and it sparks a surprisingly heated debate about whether we should import it to the US. Things got even weirder when Vanessa admitted she "pretend-orders" food on delivery apps just for fun.We also heard from short people about the everyday struggles tall people never think about, from getting patted on the head and climbing grocery store shelves to shopping for heels in the kids' section. Ironically, comedian Brad Williams stopped by the studio and answered even more questions about life as a little person. Plus we debut a brand-new game, Is It Younger or Older Than America? You'll be shocked by the ages of things like pianos, bourbon, and Princeton University. And finally, Ally secretly records herself asking her wife for a threesome. The answer isn't exactly what she was hoping for... but she does get permission for a virtual fling, with a few very specific caveats
Vanessa completed her first Funner Summer challenge when she accompanied Ally to Wild Rivers and got drunk. At one point she accosted people in the lazy river trying to steal their inner tubes. Good times! Ally shared the results of her first ultrasound. Does she have more than one baby in there? Listen to find out the big reveal! World's #1 Competitive Eater Joey Chestnut joined us in preparation for his most important event of the year: The Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship. He talked about how he prepares to eat 75 hot dogs in 10 minutes, whether he'll let scientists study his stomach after he dies, and what the best drunk meal in the world is. We also discussed the biggest dick at a Barbecue in Don't Be A Dick and brought back your dog's favorite 4th of July game: Gunshot or Firework!
Does Ally think about divorcing her wife? Does she look at other girls' asses at the gym? These questions and more were answered this Lie Day Friday: Lesbian edition! Things got tense when Ally's wife called in with some jaw-dropping questions about divorce, their new pregnancy, and her newfound tapping hobby. Comedy band Wolves of Glendale stopped by to play their new single "Reptile Guy," and they did some improvised songs on the fly that we'll never forget. Want a Justin Beiber-style song about peeing in the pool? Or a song about Breakfast for Dinner in the style of Coldplay? You don't have to choose! We reopened the Box of Shame today and finally heard a story from someone other than Klein. Omar did something at a Barbecue that many would think as shameful. But are you on his side? Plus Blind Charlie's new quest to walk across the country with a Klein.Ally.Show sign, which began our quest to find Charlie a kidney. If you know anyone with an extra kidney, hit us up.
It's "Bring your dog to work day" in the building, which would be fun for a normal person, but not for Ally. Are you team Ally or team dog? It's easy to be a dog lover, but do we really need a building full of anxious animals urinating on all the potted plants? Are we taking the 'bring dogs everywhere' trend a little too far, or is Ally a soulless fun-hater?Matt Bellamy of Muse stopped by the studio to talk about their new album The WOW! Signal, officially out Friday Jun 26th. We talked to Matt about who he thinks will win the World Cup, his terrible Irish accent, and he even reviewed Ally's kid's first original song, played on the Ukulele. We also played a brand new game of password with Moist Joyce, learned Klein bought an original painting from someone during Meet The Neighbors, and talked about the different types of pool people: are you a player, a stander, a watcher, or an 'ankles only' guy?
Vanessa was at a bar last night watching Colombia take on Austria, and we got the privilege of listening to audio of her celebrations. If you didn't think she could get any louder, you'd be wrong. Ally joined an AI dating coach app for advice on how to convince her wife to engage in a threesome as part of our Funner Summer challenge. It ended with her hitting on the AI dating coach and being rejected, which then led to Klein asking Grok for a threesome which yielded a very different result.Since it's Prime Day all week, we celebrated with another round of Prime Day Price is Right! We don't want to give it away, but one lucky guy named Matt won himself a giant bottle of Vacation Body Oil! Plus we got a newly single guy on the party bus to Santa Barbara to see Royel Otis, even though he technically won because he tried to cheat on his girlfriend with her own Aunt.
Klein. In. Oil! Klein's been working on his body all spring and today was the big reveal of his summer bod. He lathered himself in shimmering body oil and paraded himself around the studio just as a bunch of guests were arriving. You gotta check out today's YouTube livestream to see it for yourself. Gorillaz' Jamie Hewlett finally sent us a package as a thank you for the jacket Klein gave him last time he stopped by the studio. We also got another big deliver: our KAS branded burger bibs from Burger 3000! And speaking of burgers...Three high end burger spots stopped by the studio today to celebrate burger week. They cooked up burgers in our company kitchen and brought in some of the best burgers we've ever seen. In order to earn the right to eat them, Jake had to do a blind smell test and correctly identify the burgers. It went haywire in the end because Johnny is a massive idiot. We also heard from Ally's wife today during Lezbihonest. The question was: is katie turned on by Ally's pregnancy boobs? Her answer revealed a plot twist none of us saw coming...Plus we learned what annoying thing you're doing at grocery checkouts during Clickbait, uncovered a scam our company was trying to pull on us, and challenged Jake to travel somewhere new to combat his early onset agoraphobia. Hertogenbosch, here we come!
Today we met a woman named Sugar Honey Iced Tea, and if you're not excited about summer yet she will change your tune in 5 seconds flat. Klein had an eventful Father's Day when he popped two gummies and then immediately had to deal with his dog getting sprayed by a skunk. He proceeded to do all the wrong things which ended in him and his dog being trapped in a shower covered in peanut butter. We heard all your Father's Day fail stories, which included a dad who was pooped on, a dad who had to take his drunk wife to the ER, and a dad who had to abandon his tri-tip mid-grill when his kid got bitten by a Pomeranian. One of those lucky guys got himself a brand new TCL TV to make up for the worst Father's Day ever!What's the gayest thing about you? We'll go first. Klein drinks coffee with a straw and follows shirtless men on Instagram. Johnny once was late to work because he had to 'change outfits.' Jake is obsessed with the color purple and buys women's shoes, and Vanessa spends her free time roller blading. Where do you fit in? One thing we know: Ally's the straightest person on the show.
In today's show there's a new relationship deal breaker, we give you a TSA PSA, do a round of Man vs Machine, open the Box of Shame and Klein wants a robot toilet
in today's show Klein has a pest problem, Ally gets a trainer, we redo some Father's Day cards, get you Dadfessions and have a Generation War
The bonus pod where we reveal our deepest, darkest secrets and get to swear while doing it!
In today's show we debut Fat Ally songs, Klein's wife makes the worst food order of all time, Jake wants to change his smell, we get your best dad sayings and have an AMA with a private detective
Ally got into an on-air fight with her arch nemesis Fat Ally, who's attempting to make a comeback during her second pregnancy. We say let Fat Ally take the reins, and the leftovers!Today we heard stories about times your dad solved a problem in the most "dad" way possible. Like the time a girl was sent home for her pants being too big, so her dad duct taped the pants around her waist and sent her back to school. Or the dad who put his kid in a sling using a broomstick. Or the dad who blindfolded his daughter to help her conquer her fear of driving. Thanks for being you, dads! We got an incredible call today from a guy who almost died after being swept away by a wave in Newport Beach, only to be saved by a lifeguard as he clutched onto his son. It got emotional. Listen if you want your heart strings tugged followed by us still making asses of ourselves. We also wrote new Hallmark jokes for our annual Father's Day Card remix, learned the best pre-date ritual in Clickbait, and why queef and potatoes will help you live forever in Old People Secrets!
Klein took a trip to the Pasadena Humane Society this weekend and was talked into adopting a dog, but a twist at the end left him empty-handed. Ally's animal experience of the weekend was getting crapped on by a bird at the Long Beach Aquarium. Both stories prove we shouldn't be allowed around people OR animals. We kicked off Father's Day week by hearing the worst/best advice your dad ever gave you (or that you ever gave to your kid). Good advice included how to properly pour a beer, and bad advice included having sex with a wig on to 'keep it interesting' in the bedroom. Don't Be A Dick, Rich People! We continued our effort to eliminate the dicks of the world by publicly shaming them, and today we focused on dick rich people. Nominees included bad tippers, people who drive slow in fast cars, and non-fans who go to sporting events as a flex. Which rich dick would you like to nominate? We also went through a relationship satisfaction quiz and we quickly learned most marriages aren't happy ones. Like us, they're just ok!
It was an eventful Friday, complete with texting our exes and tantrums about t-shirts. Years ago Klein wore a red shirt to work. Jake wanted the shirt and Klein promised to give it to him. Two years later the shirt is here in the studio, but now everyone else wants it. It resulted in Jake having a HUGE tantrum on the air and calling Johnny a 'dumb bitch.' You gotta hear it to believe it. Text An Ex is a new segment we kicked off today where we chose a random person on the show and gave them a phrase that they must text their ex. Ally was up, and she had to text her ex Olivia, the last girlfriend she had before meeting Katie. She did get a response right away, and she read the conversation on air AS her wife was listening, pissed. We did Johnny Doesn't Know: World in honor of the start of the World Cup. We learned Johnny thinks Russia is a continent and that Japan is known as The Land of the Nice People. We also did a new round of Lifetime Achievement Awards, summer edition! Vanessa nominated the beach chair, Jake nominated the half-bag of ice in your freezer, Ally nominated the grill, Johnny nominated the open beach parking spot, and Klein nominated 'Hoes & Hose." Who gets your vote?
We started off the show with a mystery. Ally has superhuman smell since she's pregnant, and a new offputting smell made its way into the studio. Surprisingly, it wasn't Jake. It led to an impromptu blind smell test where Ally smelled each and every member of the show, and the culprit will surprise you. What's the right end of year gift for a teacher? Klein gave his kids' teachers an elaborate gift before giving them awkward hugs and yelling "HAGS" at them. It didn't go well.We heard stories of your least impressive awards, which included a 'work life balance' award, a 'best answer & participation' award, and a man who received a bucket of lobsters for 'clawing his way to the top' of the sales team. We heard even MORE audio of Vanessa at pride, and once more we got additional sound bites. Thank you ladies and gentleman!
Klein isn't great with names. We tested his knowledge by bringing coworkers into the studio and seeing if he could name them. It was awkward, hilarious, and if we brought the same people in next year he probably still wouldn't know their names. Watch along on the KROQ YouTube for a pleasing visual aid. Earlier this week we learned Ally successfully got pregnant, and Klein's kids have some interesting theories as to how she got knocked up, including having sex with Klein and having sex with her wife 'super hard.' We listened to the audio to hear the reasoning behind their theories. Do robots know more about health and wellness than humans? The wellness trend is all the rage right now, but we're mostly getting our health advice from tiktok and chatgpt. Let's see who's got the most accurate info, us or our future robot overlords. Plus the debut of a new summer song written exclusively by Johnny and Vanessa. Is it a certified banger? You decide!
We're doing an event this Friday! Join us + Second Hand Cindy this Friday for a BUZZBALL event at 5880 Manchester, aka the 7/11 by LAX. We'll be there from 3-5pm and Cindy will be signing your Buzzballz and doing a dramatic reading of her finest Buzzball memories. It will be one of the weirder things you do this summer, so how can you say no?? We heard your stories of times you won, then lost. Spencer Pratt thought he won 2nd place in the Mayoral race, but has since learned he lost the lead. This led to stories about failed jackpots, un-winning new cars & more.Jake interviewed people on the streets of LA asking them what advice they have for the many international tourists about to flood the streets for the World Cup. It gave us one of our favorite new catchphrases. Tourists: LA love you.We also heard another round of Vanessa being drunk at pride and it was quite possibly even better than yesterday's. Booobieeesss!!
Vanessa went to WeHo pride, got drunk, and interviewed the gays. As usual, it did not disappoint. We found out quickly she didn't know how to pronounce NBA, Scottie Scheffler, or Eiffel Tower. It gave us all the Vanessa soundbites we need for the rest of the year. Ally got her IVF results on Friday. Today she revealed the results on the air. Do you think Round 2 was successful?? Listen along or SEE the results on the YouTube Livestream. One of us was high for the entire show. Which one of us was it? Viral 90's music fanboy Jacob Givens stopped by the studio today to talk about his new event GenX fest, and we tested his music knowledge compared to the other Jake on the show, Jake the Nerd. If you ever thought you were good at naming Alt Rock songs, Jacob Givens likely has you beat. Plus new details about a potential new event called Kegs & Gregs!
What's the whitest thing about you? Ally is the whitest person we know. We heard lots of 'Most Interesting Man In The World' style commercials today of the whitest things about Ally, and celebrated her whiteness even further with Shawn Wayans (White Chicks) in-studio. After chatting about the new Scary Movie 6 hitting theaters today, we took calls from listeners sharing the whitest thing about them, including a woman named Becca who was so obsessed with the brand Roxy that she got it tattooed in her ankle. Klein has a new obsession, this time having to do with live eBay auctions. He even got the livestreamers to mention the Jake Shake and his 18" neck. Ally has a war brewing in her home over Lucky Charms and now she wants to go back to being a 'non-sugar cereal' household. Too late? We did an interactive Box of Shame with listeners, to cleanse your soul going into the weekend, and boy did you deliver. We heard from a woman who's taking plan B behind her husband's back and a man who jizzed on his coworker's cookies (upon her request.)We also released a new incredible new video straight from Klein's house, of him carrying water jugs shirtless across his kitchen. Check out our IG stories @kleinallyshow for one of the weirder things you'll see today.
If you got a lung infection from drinking dirty ass foot juice, you could be entitled to compensation. A wild story about selling foot juice at a California Fanime con event gave us an interesting hypothetical and an unexpected dance party. Klein realized that he's been wearing a religious hat for a few weeks now and getting good/strange looks from people. Should he lean into it? He tried out his new Godlike identity by leading us in a prayer that had lots of thee's and thy's in it. We debuted an incredible new game today called Is It Thicker Than Klein's Neck? Since protein-loading and working out like crazy, Klein's neck and gotten massive. 18.12 Inches to be exact! We took calls and compared Klein's neck to everything from cantaloupes to handles of rum and everything in between. Jake and Ally's wife are in an interested negotiation. She's offering to do his massive load of laundry and their house, for a price. How much would Jake have to pay you to bring his filthy mountain of Tool shirts into your home?
If you're an OG Klein Ally Show listener you got the throwback of a lifetime today. We talked about how there are no good 'school's out' songs and Ally took the opportunity to play her stupid 'Summer Vibez' song which is definitely a rip off of Sublime's Summertime. What we didn't expect was for Klein to play his school's out song from over 4 years ago, a song called Suck My Ass. If you remember it, brownie points from us. We brought back the Dank Tank today and heard some incredible new high-deas from inexperienced weed entrepreneurs. One of our favorites was a guy pitching multiple food trucks that pair with one another. For example a grilled cheese truck would pull up, you'd get a grilled cheese, then a tomato bisque truck would pull up behind it. It just may be dumb enough to work! Other front runners included rear car horns, a bong cleaning service, and a microwave mute button. We spun the wheel again for our Funner Summer Challenge where Johnny was assigned the tough task of having sex on the beach.Plus a wild story about a kid posing with his middle finger in an elementary school yearbook, Klein's family has lice (AGAIN) and Ally's failed couples counseling session.
Ever done something stupid to get back at an ex? We heard some wild stories today, including one about a man who 'came' all over his ex's clothes and a woman who sold all her ex's belongings to their next door neighbor. Ellen Degeneres joined us on the show today (sort of) to host a Lez-off between Klein and Ally. Klein claims he's a better lesbian than Ally because of all the lesbian 'content' he's consumed over the years (aka porn.) A five-question showdown determined a clear winner. We heard perhaps the funniest old person voice during Old People Secrets today. A woman who attributes her long life to sugar and the Irish Times. Jake has some drama with his 'succulent girlfriend.' She's not happy about the Funner Summer Challenge where he was given the task of having a one night stand with a stranger. Is there trouble in not-paradise?
It's Pride Month, and we decided to celebrate with a round of Don't Be a Dick: Gays! Ally, the resident gay of the show, kicked it off by nominating lesbians who have to pair everything with a cause. Did you see that new show? It's directed by a queer autistic BIPOC woman in a wheelchair! As a disclaimer, we fully love and support the LGBT community & can also still find ways to complain about anything and anyone. Klein nominated gay guys who are ridiculously good looking! We also talked about the biggest lies we told as a child, including Ally telling her classmates Magic Johnson was her uncle and Klein telling girls was a professional skater and Fred Savage's stunt double. We also heard from a woman who lied about being from Africa when she really grew up in Orange County. We continued our Funner Summer challenge and Omar got his new assignment: this summer he must have sex three times in 24 hours. He and his wife are currently in a huge fight, so good luck with that! We also did a new round of Netflix/Notflix to talk about all the new trash coming to your streaming services in the month of June. Is the new show Killer Set where Death Row Inmates do stand-up a real show or a fake one?
We try to slog through today's show while Ally goes hard for a B-team embryo implant, Jake makes a confession in the drive-thru, Mr. Fall in the Hall takes your stories about injuring yourself while walking, we open the box of shame and we try to spell as fast as you latest spelling bee champion from Rancho Cuccamaungo!
Jake wasn't in today, which marks the first sick day he's ever taken in his history on the show. He insists it's a 'weak cold' but he's been getting cold sweats for days. Did he catch Ebola? We think he really needs to see a doctor, which prompted conversations about who gets his weird collectibles and his precious little dog. Vanessa finally put on the shock collar to review a new buzzy food no kid can resist: ice cream! She tried the viral Henry's Secret Ice Cream while getting shocked in a brand new, curse-filled High Voltage Food Review.Klein is attempting to change a bad habit and it's not going well. He's notorious for ending phone calls without saying goodbye, and his new couples counselor would like him to work towards a more loving way to end a conversation. We learned quickly that we all do a pretty great impression of Klein ending our phone calls. We also did Gen Wars, spun the wheel to assign another Funner Summer Challenge, and Ally talks about her next embryo transfer happening tomorrow. Wish her some good Juju! She showed off her latest fertility baile and it was....something to see.
In today's bonus pod Ally tries to decide what embryo to go with and we try to come to the conclusion of if Buc-ees is a store or a gas station
Nate Bargatze joined us today to talk about his new movie The Breadwinner & revealed new details about his Theme Park development Nateland in Nashville. He talked about roller-coaster shopping, his first red carpet premiere, and what the GOAT appetizer is at a chain restaurant. Count how many times he says 'uh' and you could win a prize!We kicked off our Funner Summer Challenge today, forcing each other to have an epic summer by doing things like throw a keg party, see 10+ shows, have sex on the beach, and pull an all nighter. The first wheel spin forced Ally to try a new drug, which is going to be difficult if she gets pregnant soon...We also talked to the guy who created the controversial Ozzy Osbourne AI Hologram. He swears it's classy, state-of-the-art, and not a threat to Ozzy's legacy. The call ended badly when Ally attempted to do her terrible Ozzy Osbourne impression. Petty Claims Court was VERY interactive today as a man accused his girlfriend of asking him to bring her things as soon as he sits down to relax. Listeners quickly branded Karla a "Latina T3000 Terminator" and a "Toxica Torta" and things only progressed from there.
Ally had a 'hot girl' weekend in Vegas, complete with outfit changes, plunging necklines, bottle service, and an 'ass-only' swimsuit photoshoot. She learned a lot about what it takes to be a 'real' woman while experiencing John Summit at LIV + No Doubt at the Sphere. If you wanna see her She's All That transformation, go to our IG @kleinallyshow. Meanwhile, Klein was on a soccer field rooting against his own kid after her team got into a post-season tournament. Is he a bad parent for rooting against his daughter's ambitions?Graduation speeches are being shared all over social media right now, but could robots do it better? We find out with a round of Man Vs Machine: Graduation. Note: Quoting Gandolf in your speech does not qualify as inspirational. We also learned Jake has never purchased an avocado, everyone's mom wants to f*ck Tom Selleck, and Johnny thinks Neil Armstrong rode Sputnik to get to the moon. In the words of Postmaster Johnny: Take that, Russians!
We started the day with a giant Tomahawk steak and ended it with a gas station giveaway and a certified Banger Bus. What better way to kick off a long weekend!? Klein cooked a Tomahawk steak for two hours last night just to bring it to Ally to help increase her red meat consumption for fertility success. If you want to see a lesbian handle 5lbs of rare meat, check out the YouTube livestream. While you're there, check out DJ Omar Khan in the flesh! He came in the studio and strapped in to a lie detector for his very first LIE DAY FRIDAY. It resulted in a health scare, some eye opening questions about selling drugs, and a plan for Omar and lie detector guy John Grogan to do Molly together after the show. We got an incredible unexpected delivery on the show today. The Print Gurus, who are big fans and incredible merch makers, delivered the first ever Klein Ally Show plushie. And not just any plushie, it was a Vanessa themed Chicken Lady plushie! This is yet another thing you have to watch YouTube to see. It even makes noise!We closed out this holiday week by giving away free gas to anyone listening to our show while filling up at a random gas station in LA. If you see Postmaster Johnny at the pump, hit him up!
Another potential big bet is happening, if Ally agrees. Ally was rejected from a golf shop because, according to them, she's not good enough at golf to warrant getting a custom club. It led to a proposition from Klein: Practice your golf game all summer. If by the end of the summer you can crack 100 on a course of your choice, I will pay you any amount of money. Ally has yet to accept. Should she?Adam Carolla stopped by the KROQ studios this morning to reminisce on the good old days with Jimmy Kimmel & Dr. Drew, and to discuss the new KROQ documentary screening taking place later this summer. We also had the closest game of Gen Wars to date, Klein had a confrontation with his wife on the air about his illicit relationship with GROK, and the return of Mashtags where we asked listeners to make KROQ Cheap!
We brought back the legendary “Gummy Roulette” this time featuring the infamous Trader Joe's Sweet & Sour Gummies that supposedly contain enough fiber to completely destroy your digestive system. Klein bravely ate an entire bag, and by the 10 o’clock hour the show took a very unfortunate turn for his stomach. Safe to say the gummies may have lived up to their reputation.Listeners also called in with unbelievable smuggling stories, including one woman who admitted she once helped her boyfriend sneak illegal parrots, monkeys, and spiders across the border. We also heard your 'animal encounter' stories, which led to the shocking on-air discovery that Ally did not realize a wolverine is a real animal and not just a comic-book character. The show wrapped up with another edition of “Petty Claims Court,” where a wife put her husband on trial for consistently sending their kid to school dressed in mismatched clothes and ratty ass hair.
Today was a revolving door of guests, and there was something for everybody. For Smashing Pumpkins fans, Billy Corgan joined the show to reveal the details of their newly announced Rats In A Cage tour celebrating the 30th anniversary of Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. He weighed in on whether or not the Pumpkins would ever do a residency at the Sphere in Vegas & whether or not they'd win in a wrestling match against the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Ally's hot cousin also joined the show to go through all the sexy outfits she has planned for their upcoming weekend in Vegas. 'Coco' is a hairstylist who met her equally hot husband in Vegas and already got invited to the biggest party of the weekend: A pool party with John Summit. When Ally asked about which 'full butted swimsuit' she should wear we knew who got the good genes in the family. Ben Gleib, comedian and host of the Idiot Test stopped by the studio to talk about his new ground-breaking Late Night Show "Good Night with Ben Gleib" premiering on YouTube May 28th. He joined us for a round of Am I An Idiot? where we heard stories of lighting eyebrows on fire and a woman who got in a fight with her own reflection in the mirror.
Klein is down one TV after a mishap with a 7-year-old this weekend. Should he take action and demand this kid's parents buy him a new one? Johnny & Ally's wife were in Vegas this weekend to see No Doubt at the Sphere, which resulted in a big El Cheapo fail for Ally. She booked Katie's hotel room on a shady third party website which resulted in Ally going full Karen on a popular Vegas hotel. We heard about your lamest Superpowers today to give away tickets to the new Superman experience at Warner Bros. It included a man with an uncanny ability to wake up without an alarm and a woman who can draw a perfectly straight line with no ruler. Powers! We also heard your most/least favorite segments on the show. It seems the most polarizing are Old People Secrets, Johnny Doesn't Know, and Lie Day Friday. What are the segments you hate or love?
We brought back Beat Your Boss today to give away tickets to Smashing Pumpkins' In Memoriam: Zero show. We found out quickly that a lot of dumb people are gainfully employed without even knowing what a hexagon is. A real working lawyer thought the tallest mountain in the world was 9 feet tall. You've gotta hear it for yourself. Ally's friend 'cheated' or did she? She shares the details of her friend's wild night out and whether or not her actions are considered cheating. And if it is, should Ally tell the boyfriend? In other news, Jake's dry spell ended! He decided to share the graphic details which we really didn't need, but if you want to curb your appetite please listen along with a puke bucket. Gen Wars proved to be a real train wreck with Boomers, Gen X, Gen Z and Millennials battling it out for bragging rights, plus a more serious conversation about Klein's on-air vasectomy.
Vanessa has been given the opportunity to be on a show with James Corden and she's leaning towards 'no.' How can she turn this down?! Hear all the details about the new World Cup After Show with James Cordon and (possibly) Vanessa!After another pregnancy scare, Klein's decided: He's getting a vasectomy. It was quickly brought up that Lightning, longtime producer of Kevin & Bean, did his vasectomy live on-air. Obviously to pay tribute to their legacy, Klein should do the same. It ended with a surprise call from Lightning himself!We talked to the director of the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) about the files released by the Pentagon earlier this week. He shared new conspiracies involving missing and dead scientists, and new reports of flashing lights during the Artemis II mission to the moon. We also talked about the mysterious Ally orb and anal probes, because why not?Plus a hilarious crop of Funeral Fail calls, which included people being buried in the wrong plot, being propositioned for sex and cocaine, and a 'death fart' from a deceased grandma.
Linda Perry joined us today, famous for her smash hit What's Up with 4 Non Blondes and countless other hits for artists like Gwen Stefani (What You Waiting For?), P!nk (Get The Party Started), Christina Aguilera (Beautiful) & many more. She talked about how she found out about What's Up's massive internet comeback, the He-Man Meme, a new 4 Non Blondes album 30 years later, and she finally answers the burning question everyone's wanted to know: Is there a tiny talented rat under her hat writing all her songs? The interview ends with a big unexpected reveal!Thinking of a baby name? Klein has an uncanny ability to predict the bad nicknames, so we took calls from pregnant people as they shared the names they're considering & Klein proceeded to crush their dreams. But let's be honest, you shouldn't be naming your kid Lemon anyway. We also learned about Pole Bears during Johnny Doesn't Know Funerals, talked about the best day of the week to break up with someone & Klein cooked a fresh steak for Ally as she builds up her iron for the next embryo transfer.
Vanessa is being porch pirated. She's had her Tiktok Shop 'girl buys' stolen two days in a row from her gated apartment complex. Can we solve the crime and recover her hair gummies? Or should we put together a baitbox to end all baitboxes?We did another Menu Redo today where a restaurant pledged to add one of our original ideas to their menu. The owner of Burger 3000 heard our ideas today which included an anti-gravity burger, a Breakfast-for-Dinner Burger, and Burger Bibs so you never spill your burger on your shirt again. Which one did he pick?We heard a new Old People Secret, this time from a woman named Kathleen who's kids are definitely not conning her into signing an amended will. Plus Clickbait, Johnny Doesn't Know perpendicular lines & more!
It's National Nurses Week, so we tried to see if humans make better nurses than robots in a themed round of Man vs. Machine. Unfortunately things got sexist pretty quick and Ally got heated. To all the sexy nurses out there, thank you for your service. A new subway line is opening in Los Angeles and Jake took to the streets to see who was excited about it or even knew it existed. Turns out nobody in LA wants to "Ride the D" even if they were paid to do so. We did another Most/Least on the Show, this time focusing on who we believe to be the luckiest & unluckiest. Not surprisingly, Johnny was at the top of all our lists and Ally was at the bottom. Pets are awesome, but they can be dicks. We did a round of Don't Be A Dick: Pets! And discovered there's a lot to love (and hate) about our animals, including the '6am zoomies' and a dog that almost kills her owners on a daily basis by turning on the stove.
We celebrated Mother's Day by playing unheard voicemails from Klein's mom, who is constantly butt dialing him without realizing it. Shoutout to all moms who still can't figure out phones! We also heard MOMfessions, confessions from moms about times they were bad parents. Moms called in with times they ran over their kids' body parts, used their kids to dispose of dead animals, and one mom who accidentally left her kid at a Mcdonald's playplace. Comedian Bruce Bruce joined us in-studio to discuss his upcoming show in LA, his name coming up in multiple iconic rap songs, and he even came up with some questions on Black culture for a special themed Johnny Doesn't Know. Ally revealed a lot on the show this week, but none was as embarassing as her Box of Shame story about celebrating a dog's death (she can explain...)Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there!!
Today's the day. Ally had a shot of progesterone and a shot of tequila in front of her. If pregnant, she reaches for the progesterone. If not, the tequila. Thanks again to everyone supporting the journey, and our hearts go out to everyone who's been through the IVF process.Things got awkward today as we brought back Mother Knows Best leading up to Mother's Day. A guy named Fred played against his mom as she tried to guess how many women he's slept with, what his fetish is and whether or not he was ever arrested. Let's just say secrets were revealed and their relationship will never be the same. Comedian Jared Fried joined us in-studio to tell you why you're still single. After being single for decades, Jared has become somewhat of a dating expert, to the point where he's releasing his first book on dating which is coming out in June. He took live calls from single people and identified their red flags in 10 seconds or less.
There were plenty of tears on today's show. Ally got emotional as she prepares to get her pregnancy news later today, and Klein's kid cried hysterically after seeing his newly shaved head. It was an emotional roller coaster and no matter what happens in our personal lives we will never stop oversharing because we have an incurable case of TMI. We did an AMA with 'The Germ Guy' where we asked all our burning questions about the grossest things we've ever done. We asked about Jake's laundry etiquette, Ally sharing toothbrushes with her wife, and pretty much just more examples from Ally and Jake. At the end, Jake earned himself a new title. What is the most popular guitar riff at Guitar Center? We went through the official list and Johnny (a former Guitar Center employee) confirmed (and played!) all of them, giving birth to a new embarrassing assignment for Ally. Petty Claims Court involved a couple fighting over clean silverware, but it quickly shifted when everyone realized how smoking hot Cindy was. It took an awkward turn quickly & definitely swayed the decision making. Poor Caesar!
This show had everything: live head-shaving, shot roulette, an in-studio bartender, and an old people expert. Klein left with a new haircut and we left with bellies full of tequila. Salut!Fresh off the success of 'gummy roulette' on 420 we decided to do 'shot roulette' every hour on the show. Options included shots of raw egg, Tylenol PM, tequila, ranch dressing and sriracha just to name a few. Klein very much regretted the first shot he landed on and paid for it all show long. The trend of Klein being miserable continued when Blind Charlie called in while on his way to our Cinco De Mayo event offering to shave Klein's head. It just so happened that Jake brought his clippers and the rest is history (and by the rest we mean his hair). If you need a visual check out today's YouTube livestream. At the end of the show Klein talked to his wife on the phone and it was SUUUPER uncomfortable. She is NOT happy about his hair and revealed a fascinating detail we knew nothing about.
In today's show Klein messes up another getaway for his wife, Ally has an investment opportunity, Jake gets scared, Johnny puts of the shock collar for a high voltage food review, we have an AMA with the dancing ump from the Savannah Bananas and we give you the weekend song
In today's show we have Tame Impala and Nick Hexum from 311 in the KROQ studios, Klein tells us more about his suitcase scam, Ally does a drive thru confession, we have a generation war and Jake gets a girl's number
In today's show Klein gets scammed (again) Ally sets a 5k record, we find out why people lie to doctors, we try to convince Klein to do something about his snoring and make a PSA for all the old folks doing cocaine
In today's show we have fall out from Klein's Twenty One Pilots interview, Florence from Florence & the Machine stops by, Ally doesn't want to go to her wife's HS reunion, Omar puts up his Halloween decorations and we hear about the worst 21st birthday fails
In today's show we announce our tiny private show with Twenty One Pilots, Klein's wife records him snoring, Ally's wife has a problem with Taylor Swift, we hear what little things are stressing you out, get the news Pantyhose Greg is living in a dead shed and give you your gayest sports highlights
In today's show Ally goes to Thursday Night Football, we get a call from Rodger the Dodger hater, find out what makes you seem old, hear from fake Taylor Swift fans, do some Johnny Doesn't Know, get some big news from Pantyhose Greg and give ya the weekend song
In today's show Klein eats the fanciest fries possible, Ally has bees, Jake reads from his journal, we get some new El Cheapo hacks, interview that new A.I. actress, talk to an alien expert about the incoming comet, find out Klein is a sandwich line elitist and have a generation war
In today's show we play wax strip poker, Nikki Glaser calls in, Ally is getting the silent treatment, we do a new round of Netflix or Notflix and Bamboozled and call the LA zoo to try to name the new baby chimps
In today's show we bring back human bingo and look for scars, secret relationships, times you were banned or thrown out and times you were a hero, Klein gets a sweaty hug, we go through another drive thru confession, Omar has a theory about Cheetos and we do a round of clickbait
In today's show Klein finds a worm at dinner, Ally gets her Halloween decorations up, we have an AMA with an undercover cop, learn about invisible day, give you your gayest sports highlights, try to beat A.I. in man vs machine and decide what is the worst day after an event
In today's show we discuss cart edging, do some whacktivism, put Vanessa on the hot seat for Lie Day Friday, Klein tries to build a basketball hoop, see what Johnny knows and play beat your boss
In today's show we get a huge shout out on TV, we see what's happening in the neighborhood in meet the neighbors, talk to comedian Taylor Williamson, Ally signs an NDA, Klein gets into shark sex, Vanessa tries to say no to donuts, we bring back Is It Worth It and give you a how quiz
In today's show we go over the return of Jimmy Kimmel, Klein has beef with same siders, Ally wonders what to get her wife for a anniversary present, we head to petty claims court, we see who has the best concussion story, get a new employee of the month and see if we can tell the difference between Vanessa and Ally's kid
In today's show Klein asks his wife what she thinks about getting a smaller bed, Ally gets her wonky boobs checked out, Jake talks to the protestors at Jimmy Kimmel, we hear who has the worst weekend plans for tix, Omar drops a Halloween bombshell and we do a round of Clickbait
In today's show we break down what happened at the big bowling brawl and how Blind Charlie made a huge difference, we take your Don't be a Dick nominees, see who had the worst weekend, see if a guy at a concert knows anything about he band on his shirt and give you your Gayest Sports Highlights
In today's show Klein tries to save gift bags, Ally has an embarrassing moment in a gym locker room, we open up the box of shame, roast Vanessa on her fashion and see what Johnny knows about acronyms
In today's show Klein gets his fashion roasted, Ally has a weird massage, Vanessa tries vegan chicken wings, we see who has had the best concert week, we see what's going on in the neighborhood in meet the neighbors and Klein gives a very important and boring speech
In today's show we help a couple in Petty Claims Court, Klein gets a note on his mailbox, we set a date for the bowling brawl, see if you can guess the songs from COKEchella, Johnny gets his fit roasted and Vanessa witnesses an accident
In today's show Ally's bowling beef continues, she gets ripped a new one from A.I. because of her fashion, we get big news in our show fantasy pool from Second Hand Cindy, we do a round of clickbait and old people's secrets, Jake get the insurance estimate to fix his car, and we take your highdeas on the Dank Tank
In today's show we decide if Klein or Ally is the worst parent, jake gets into an accident, Blind Charlie hits the streets, we check in with One Armed Gary, see what Johnny knows, play beat your boss and talk to Vee the Trucker who will take the Bud Light Bro's virginity
In today's show we decide if you should buy knockoff parking lot shirts, Ally gets impressed by texting and driving, we have a high voltage food review with the Linkin Park sundae, reopen the KROQ job fair, learn how to diffuse an argument, have a generation war and check in with El Cheapo
In today's show we see who has the oldest phone, Vanessa doesn't want to take medicine, Ally drops her Disney Tickets in the toilet, we head to Petty Claims Court, we unload the GOATline, hear about the times you got ghosted, Klein misses an important text and Jake finally becomes useful
In today's show Klein has a bad time at the dog beach, we talk to people who are still living with their ex by choice, Ally tries to give blood and manifest a lottery win, we hear from some clown that were at Creep IE Con, Jake reads from his journal, we do a round of import/export and decide who the biggest dick NFL fans are
In today's show Ally molests a stingray, tries to talk her wife into a cuckhold situation, Jake gets hired as a DJ, we count down the top 10 Oasis insults, score our summer bucket list, see what Johnny knows and relive Jake's terrible joke
In today's show Klein goes on a hunt for Labubus, Jake has a drive thru confession, we help a couple in Petty Claims Court, Ally gives us a restaurant review, we play Netflix or NOTflix, Klein asks his wife if she'd be in cuckholding, we pick some lucky numbers for the lottery and give you a show quiz
In today's show Ally starts her inCARceration, we recap the big BBQ with Royel Otis, the great Danny Elfman calls in to kick off Halloween season, we try to help fighting siblings come together for Oasis tix, time Ally's new long question and give you a new old people's secret
In today's show Klein tries to dispute his love token purchase, Vanessa tries to say "Weird Al", we bring back Beat Your Boss, Jake buys a whack painting, Aly prepares to live in her car, we see what Johnny knows about labor and we hop on the banger bus
In today's show we hear about your creepy coworkers (Jake), Vanessa gets locked out of her house, we have a gen war, Ally gets a physical, Megan Holiday calls in, we open up the suggestion box, get some hacks from El Cheapo and morn the loss of Claire's
In today's bonus pod we find out what Ally's idea is to help make her son more masculine
In today's show Ally tries to pull a Taylor Swift prank on her wife, Klein tests a new workout theory with porn, Vanessa celebrates the start of pumpkin spice season, we head to petty claims court, find out the creepiest things about you and Jake sees if strangers will lie to help him keep his job
In today's show we find out what the new milestones are for the new generation, hear the stories of the weirdest things you learned about your parents, find out the new reason why Klein's kids hate him, get another old people's secret, fins out about Klein's new ailment, do a round of clickbait and try to beat A.I. in man vs machine
In today's show we go over the rules for the inCARceration bet, add to the Ally mush list, see if we should get rid of the mail in Import/Export, Klein goes to see the greatest show on Earth, find out which items make you rich and dive deep into the NerdHole and Jake's oddities
In today's show we have the Dumb Off finals, Klein and Ally think Jake gave them fleas, we open the box of shame, Ally's son picks some winning lottery numbers, Jake has an exit interview with a first date, we unload the GOATline and see what doesn't Johnny know
In today's show we try to help Blind Charlie regain his sight, find out Klein is a trend setter when it comes to reading, head back to the highways for another Freeway Feud, Jake hits the streets with his deputy Moist Joyce for another round of Pit Stops, see what's going on in the neighborhood with Meet the Neighbors and have the Dumb Off semi-finals
In today's show we try to complete the national fitness test in hopes of earning a party, Klein wants some clarification on taco Tuesdays, we find out if Klein or Ally is the worst parent, continue with the dumb off, try to help Ally figure out the right wedding gift to give, head to petty claims court and try to stop Vanessa from constantly eating chickens
In today's show Ally tries to get crackheads out of her community pool, Klein finds a new charge when booking a flight, we get to round 2 of the dumb off, unload the GOATline, hear about some epic line fails some people on the show had, start our fitness test, get another old people's secret and Omar is starting to feel guilty about not doing chores
In today show Klein forgets to wear underwear, has a heated confrontation while trying to protect the neighborhood, Ally tries not to spend money at the OC Fair, we start the dumb off with a matchup between Jake and Vanessa, we see what the drunks on the street think about more people than ever not drinking and Jake has a special surprise for Omar
In today's show Ally has a big announcement about a special video, Klein tries to make a shady deal for a Labubu, we hook up Johnny for Lieday Friday, learn how you can fund your wedding and reboot an old Kevin and Bean bit Celebrity Fridge
In today's show we get some back to school El Cheapo hacks, Klein reveals his new chronic disease, we have a big summer announcement, Ally tries to seduce her wife, do a new round of Import/Export, get a new employee of the month nominee, see what's going on around town in meet the neighbors, Jake heads to the streets to see what people wish they were taught in school AND IT'S OMAR'S BIRTHDAY
In today's bonus pod we go behind the scenes of last week's blow up between Klein and Ally
In today's show we get to talk to Secondhand Cindy, have an AMA with Stu Mundel, announce the return of KROQ interns, find out why you shouldn't check out of hotels, head to Petty Claims Court, Ally sells her puke cup, and Klein talks to your dead pets
In today's show we learn Klein has a chronic condition where he hates music, Ally tries to spook us with stories of her son talking to ghosts, we get into a round of annoynomous with Vanessa, give you an old people's secrets, see if we can beat A.I. in man vs machine and Ally puts her puke cup up for sale
In today's show we pimp out Jake for some live Tinder, wonder if golden Labubus are real, open the box of shame, see what Johnny knows, the lawyers get involved when it comes to One-Armed Gary, Ally's kid has a new problem and we give ya the weekend song
In today's show Ally reveals her spray tan, we talk to the CEO of In-n-Out, we learn adults are using pacifiers, get youR highdeas in the Dank Tank and give you an update on our summer bucket list
In today's bonus pod we find out if Jake is really getting paid by AAA and we grill Johnny about how he got his insane Dodger tickets
In today's show Ally's getting something done that she's never done before in prep for a wedding, we head to petty claims court, get an entry from Jake's journal, spin the wheel to see who will do what in the national fitness test, and take to a man selling a swingers resort in Palm Springs
In today's show we find out about Ally's son's special skill, we have our first (in a while) show and tell, Klein has an awkward conversation, we unload the goatline, do a round of clickbait, play first impressions with Vanessa and give you an old people's secret
In today's show we have another installment of Klein's kids hate him, Ally has a encounter with a killer spider, someone wants to join the Bud Light Bros, we do some first impressions with Vanessa, get a call from One Armed Gary and it's Jake's birthday! (hooray) (wheee!)
In today's show the team tries to manage without Klein, Jake makes a big purchase, we do a round of Johnny doesn't know, find out what's making a big comeback at schools, open the box of shame, and see what would make the best concert ever
In today's show the owner of Pink's Hotdogs and comedian Brad Williams stop by to watch Ally attempt to eat 6 dogs in 10 minutes, we get some new leads on doing celebrity fridge, give ya some new money saving hacks in El Cheapo and Klein tries to explain why he bought and wore lady pants
In today's show we try to convince Ally to chrome the dome, we get a new nominee for employee of the month, Omar and Jake have a sound off, we get an update on the summer bucket list, get jury duty in petty claims court, and make Ally eat her words
In today's show we have an AMA with a 911 operator, bring back the old Kevin and Bean bit Celebrity Fridge, unload the goatline, do a round of clickbait and Ally wonders if you need a new trash can after you puke in it
In today's show Klein tries to win a prize at the OC Fair, we see what the people think will be the next icon to fall i Street Science, Klein gives his reviews of Happy Gilmore 2, we talk to our good friend Ms. Pat, Jake makes a shady parking lot deal, we do a round of mashtags, and Klein has a big Uber mishap
In today's show Ally lets us know how the fart walk went, we open the box of shame to find out someone is a drug addict, have the first and most likely last A.I. Roast, have a generation war, see what Johnny knows about elements, talk to the great Kevin Ryder and get a live phone call from Nicole Alvarez at the Oasis show
Food mastermind Chicken Charlie joined us in-studio to reveal his new creation for the OC Fair: The Bean Cone! Klein believes he has the new cure for a hangover, Ally's kid creates an imaginary dad, Vanessa recalls her awkward 'at-work' brunch date, Johnny and Vanessa test their math skills in a MATH-OFF, and Klein's talks to his weird Uncle Leslie to see if we can talk to Ozzy and Hulk Hogan through his 'soul phone.'In ADD News, we talked about the Idaho killer receiving four life sentences and victims’ families delivered powerful impact statements, while he declined to speak. A new study named Spanish the happiest language, South Park returned for its 27th season, Ozzy Osbourne memorabilia is up for auction, Uber will allow riders to request female drivers in select cities, and wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has reportedly died at 71 from cardiac arrest.
In today's show we pay tribute to the great Ozzy Osbourne with reactions from fans on the street and the legend Billy Corgan joins the show. We also have an AMA with a bookie, Ally encounters a rare gym grunter we head to Petty Claims Court and MORE
In today's show we bring back first impressions with Vanessa, Ally is experiencing mom guilt, Klein gives the worst excuse to try to have sex, we unload the goatline, get into some clickbait and an old people's secret and find out if you can spot the fake in app or crap
In today's show we start Park Week where we highlight LA's worst park jobs, Ally is thinking about taking cat meds, Klein goes to a weird animal shelter and meets a bird that hates his wife, Pantyhose Greg stalks Shia LaBeouf, we find out where the best place to take your side piece is, get an odd birthday request and do another round of Man vs Machine
In today's show we finally have a nice article written about us, review the latest Bud Light Bros podcast, listen in on Vanessa's love A. Island date, Ally has some sad cat news and we see do another is it worth it and judge the items that went for bank
Sublime is here! Jakob Nowell and Eric Wilson join us in-studio to world premiere their new song Ensenada (and it hits). They also heard some of our best "Band on your Shirt" Sublime contestants. Does anyone wearing their merch actually knows about their band? (we think it inspired a new song). We play an angry call from our boss while discussing new research on 'what makes a perfect boss,' heard a CRAZY Petty Claims Court about a husband leaving 'jizz tissues' all over the house, and Klein fell for yet another scam, this time at the grocery store. In ADD news, we covered an American Idol music supervisor and her husband killed in their Encino home; Sydney Sweeney launching a lingerie line backed by $1 billion from Jeff Bezos, LA’s unhoused population is down 17%, a homeless man winning $1 million on a scratcher, the new Superman movie sparking a massive surge in dog adoption searches, and child poisonings from Zyn nicotine pouches as kids mistake them for candy.
In today's show we get mad at the lawyers, Ally is going through a food divorce, we give out a lifetime achievement award, see if a man knows anything about Sublime, start getting recipes for the prison cook-off, Ally pisses off a principal and go over what went down at the spooky space last night
In today's show we go after ear pod people, open the box of shame, see who would make the best ninja warriors, see who had the worst first day, see what Johnny knows about horror movies, and give ya a high voltage food review of the Krabby Patty
In today's show we get texts from our exes, Ally has a rat update, we get assigned random costumes, Klein's friend won't pay him back, we hear about your odd couples and Jake goes to the pawn shop
In today's show we learn that Ally is becoming a flag lady, we unload goat, play Prime day price is right, Klein invents the 21 hour vacation, we hear how you got ghosted, do a round of clickbait and old people's secrets and Jake makes another bad joke
In today's show Ally might be in a throuple, we get an update on Jake's date, Vanessa does some scary impressions, we take a test to see who on the show is the biggest psychopath, hear what the people at the bars have to say at closing time and try to guess what a nice lady did on the first date
In today's show we get into the beef between In-n-Out and Habit, chat with Chris Martin, Klein helps you with your baby names, give you things to watch this weekend, open the box of shame, talk to the guy who can get you on the jumbotron at Dodger stadium, give you an update on Jake's date, see what Johnny knows about England and give you the weekend song
In today's show Ally's wife steal a pizza, we open up Jake's journal, El Cheapo gives us some costume hacks, we get a new billboard, hear about being geographically undesirable, try to outrun Ozempic, and talk about leftovers
In today's bonus pod we go over our sexual harassment training and what Jake should do on his date
In today's show we talk to Klein's crazy uncle Leslie, Ally's mom is a bad baby sitter, we head to petty claims court, play some mash tags, take sexual harassment training, hear about your family feuds and do a round of bamboozled
In today's show Klein is jealous of the dentist's office, we unload goat, do a round of clickbait, do a costume draft, get an update on Jake's dating life, play Netflix or NOTflix and let you share your big O
In today's show we celebrate the Fall in the Hall, Klein gets into a police stand off, All goes to the ER, we do a round of band on your shirt and Vanessa's first impressions, we hear your gender preferences and Ally mushes her computer buying experience
In today's show Klein goes to the ass doctor, Ally has a white noise problem, we see what Johnny knows about fall, we find out what you accidentally stole, give some football picks, talk to a very smart scientist and give ya a Friday flex
In today's show Klein has a butt problem, a lady gets arrested at Disney, we check in with El Cheapo, Ally gives us an update on her cat, we go over Jake's show, we find the worst siblings and play the freeway feud
In today's bonus pod we hear about missing flights, Vanessa's date, Johnny's crime and more
In today's show Klein tries to have sex on his parent's bed, we head to petty claims court, write jokes for Jake's comedy show, hear your parenting fails, do a round of bamboozled and find out what music a restaurant should be playing
In today's show we find out what the best shower is, what you've done while asleep, get an old people's secret, play mother knows best, check in with Johnny's churros and do ma round of clickbait
In today's show Klein meets Captain Stacey, Ally goes to a gay wedding, Jake gives his date update, we hear about the things you said you'd never do but did, get your DBAD noms for worst people in traffic and try to guess where a guy went on a first date
In today's show Klein does the opposite of raw doggin a flight, we go over wedding bucketlists, head to petty claims court, see what Johnny knows about business, Jake washes his car for the first time over a year, we meet the neighbors and check in with el cheapo
In today's show we go over promotions, Ally gets a B12 shot, nominate an employee of the month, we defend our generation, Jake write in his journal, give you some prison tips and do a round of bamboozled
In today's show we find out you can sleep for NASA, we have a Green Day recap, ask what makes a show a good show, mush Jake's hot date, find out how many of you have hurt yourselves while walking your dog, Klein waits until the last second to pack and we do another round of clickbait
In today's show Klein's birthday plans fall apart, we get calls about having Ryan Seacrest on, hit ya with some gayest sports highlights, hear about a lemonade robbery, have a pot quiz, take your DBAD noms and have a little boat talk
In today's show Klein calls home, Ryan Seacrest and Jimmy Kimmel call in, we see what Johnny knows about superstitions, do a Friday flex and do a round of stonergories
In today's show WE HAVE AN EARTHQUAKE, we find out what's the new 9 to 5, Klein steals underwear, we check in with El Cheapo, have a great show debate, Johnny gets a churro challenge, meet the neighbors and comedian Ben Gleib stops by
In today's show we head to petty claims court, Johnny has a mission to find the best churro, open up the box of shame, we talk to an armless archer, Dave Grohl is having a baby and we do a round of bamboozled
In today's show Klein does the hot turf challenge, Ally shows off what she's kept from a past relationship. Jake reopens his journal, Vanessa does some impressions, we get an old people's secret and do a round of clickbait
In today's show Klein has to monitor a sleepover, we give you the gayest sports highlights, we talk to drunk NFL fans, learn about a backburner boyfriend, Ally gives her wedding speech, get an exclusive Apple announcement and Klein tries to find sleepy time weed
in today's show Ally is in Sacramento, Klein has to prepare for a sleepover, Johnny takes a nap in IKEA, Ally almost gets rescued by a listener, we give you 10 seconds of rage, open the box of shame and give you some weekend watchers
In today's show we find out who fakes phone calls, get into some butt stuff, see what Johnny knows about football, Ally gives a toast and tells us about her rat problem, play the freeway feud and get hot tips from hot people
In today's bonus pod we talk to the lawyer who is representing the guy who got stung in the balls by a scorpion, discuss Jake's choice in t-shirts and more
In today's show Ally needs to make a toast, Klein is going to Disneyland without his kids, Vanessa does her first impressions, we head to petty claims court, have a scorpion update and do a round of bamboozled
In today's show Ally gets in a middle finger battle, Klein labors on Labor Day, we discuss having to pay to use restrooms, Jake makes out, the band Lewburger stops by the play White People Taco Night, we do a round of clickbait and see if you'd dine alone
In today's show we get on the banger bus, Jake finds a place, Klein's neighbor has a crazy Halloween request, Ally's friend moves to LA, we hear your most shameful moments, people blow up the GOATline about Johnny's intervention and we finally play Bet You Fet again.
In today's show we get a call from One-armed Gary, Ally tries to fix her office face, Jake is getting closer to finding an apartment, someone wants to limit the amount of drinks you can have on a plane, we get some El Cheapo food hacks and have a show intervention for Johnny
In today's show Ally takes some time for herself, Klein gets sucked back into fantasy football, we get into some buttstuff, meet the Dodger hater, head to petty claims court and do a round of stonergories
In today's show Ally has a new hiding spot, we unload goat, see if Johnny knows sound effects, see who is the real fancy boy, get an old people's secret, do a round of clickbait and Klein objectifies his wife
In today's show we tell you all about going to Loserville and meeting Fred Durst, Klein goes to the circus, should you lie about your kid's age?, figure out the best side dishes, see if a dude wearing a Nirvana shirt knows anything about the band, see where a guy went on a first date and debut a new segment, closing time
In today's show we have our rap battle finals, give some lifetime achievement noms, have a divorce attorney AMA, gross Ally is having more gross problem, Klein screws up his neighborhood watch and do a Friday flex
In today's show Ally suffers the wrath for being late to an appointment, Klein misses his watch, we head to petty claims court, meet the neighbors, hear the signs of aging and have an epic rap battle
In today's pod we give Jake a new catchphrase for his standup act, talk a lot about balls and then make a big bet
In today's show we help a friend mourn, learn about check out etiquette, hear the reasons why your insurance should be higher, do a round of clickbait, Ally's sister wants a 4th wedding, play the freeway feud and Vanessa raps
in today's show Klein gets scammed at a yard sale, we unload goat, get a rap from the oldest guy in the building, have the dumb off finals, try to close the gap and get another old people's secret
In today's show Ally has a rat problem, Klein needs to get his cholesterol checked, we hear about the times you fell for lies on dating apps, we do another round of the dumb off and get to some more rap submissions
In today's show we continue the dumb off, comedian Leslie Liao stops by, Jake's ex texts him, we have another rap battle, see what Johnny doesn't know about disasters and find out which is Omar's best song
In today's show Jake heads back to the pawn shop, we start the dumb off, hear about your biggest freeloading stories, times you won but lost and learn a little something about astrology
In today's bonus pod we go over living in the middle of no where vs LA and social media influencers
in today's show Klein gets asked to join the neighborhood watch, we try to close the O gap, do a round of bamboozled, hear some diss tracks, head to petty claims court and Ally asks the worst question on the red carpet of Jackpot
In today's show Klein doesn't feel the earthquake, we have an earthquake AMA, we put more people on the bus to Loserville, hear an old people's secret, a lady wants us to stop bullying Jake, there's chaos at Costco and do a round of clickbait
In today's show Klein can't find the back to school chalkboards, Ally has concert hacks, Jake believes is ex-girlfriend is seeing someone new, Johnny eats fries in the weirdest way, Vanessa goes to Vegas, we learn about the most important things you learned in school and talk to the legend Danny Elfman
In today's show we get a new gross Ally song, give you a gayest sports highlight reel, have an AMA with a trouple, Klein visits Universal, start taking rap submissions, learn about some more successful nerds and try to close the orgasms gap
In today's show Ally gets hit on, we win major awards, hear about the times your friends embarrassed you, develop a conspiracy about Fred Durst, do a high voltage food review, meet the neighbors and do a freeway feud
In today's bonus pod we try to decide if we should bring back Big Johnson t-shirts, get more info about getting on stage with Limp Bizkit and MORE
In today's show Klein promises a fun week, Ally cooks naked, we get a complaint, find out if you tell your bad dreams, see how much money you've given to a friend, rank Olympic baddies and do a round of bamboozled
In today's show we get a call from Fred Durst, Klein gets a promising text, Ally's mom has an addiction, we do a round of clickbait, talk to our Olympian and see what item we could sell in a pinch
In today's show Klein confronts his neighbor, Ally almost calls in sick, we find out what people learned in school, hear about the times you helped a friend, Jake thinks he has a shot with a lesbian and we see how many morning alarms we have
In today's show Ally steals Klein's parking spot, we ask if secret vacations are the way to go, hear about your worst injuries in the Ow-lympics, open the box of shame, see what Johnny knows about the alphabet and celebrate the nerd
In today's show we have the Fauxlmpics, meet the neighbors, check in with El Cheapo, learn about JASON, play Netflix or Notflix, hear about the latest wedding fads and talk to people on the streets about their road rage
In this bonus pod we find out what a golden birthday is, remember flavor savers and decide if Jake is getting scammed
In today's show we call up Flava Flav, Ally mushes a gift, we sponsor and actual Olympian, Vanessa gets her rollerblades stolen, we do a round of bamboozled and head to petty claims court
Being a hype man certainly isn’t easy work, but Flavor Flav sure makes it seem like it comes as naturally as breathing to him. So, it’s a good thing he’s in town at the Paris Olympics rooting for the United States as only he can.
Before going all-in for Red Lobster and coming in clutch for the struggling chain by bringing his entire family in for a massive meal, Flav threw his unwavering support behind the U.S. female water polo team, becoming their official booster at the 2024 games along with the rest of the teams from the States currently competing overseas.
“Everybody wants to feel like they got their back covered like somebody has their back, you know what I'm saying? And when they feel that it makes them feel more powerful, it makes them feel more better,” Flav explained during a recent panel during the 2024 Olympics.
“Yeaaaaaah Boooy! KROQ in L.A. What more can I say? Right here in Paris, GO USA!” Flav began his call, proving once again he’s got the skills to pay the bills. “Paris is treating me lovely, man. It is the best right now… I'm having a great, great first-time experience of my life. I've never ever been to an Olympics before, and now I get a chance to be here for my first time ever. It's been great.”
Luckily, Flav also gets to take some time away from all of the action to be with his family, who all joined him for the trip. “We're at an Airbnb… I rented a car, and we are getting around the town, baby,” he says.
Flavor Flav has been tapped to be the official hype man for the U.S. female water polo team for the next five years, which means not only do we get to see him pumping up Paris, but fans will get to see him again in Los Angeles four years from now.
“Hey, I'm gonna be in L.A. for the handoff,” Flav revealed. “Yo, ho ho. Hey, we're working on it. We're working on letting me do the torch, man. They're trying to work on it right now for me to carry the torch on this, on the send-off.”
Bringing it back to the current games, Flav says, “Hey, check this out. We got three gold medals right now, back-to-back. We going for number four this year, you know, so that's why I'm over here to hype up the girls and I'm trying to push them into getting that golf gold medal.”
“All y'all gotta do is just one thing, and it involves two words,” Flav says. “It's called stay tuned.”
Listen to the Klein.Ally.Show's full chat with Flavor Flav above, and stay tuned for even more conversations with your favorite stars and artists right here on Audacy.
Words by Joe Cingrana Interview by Klein.Ally.Show
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In today's show we have the great Chicken Charlie in to pitch him ideas for the next menu redo, we play the freeway feud, go to the goatline, learn that Southwest Airlines is changing it up and hear about the worst cheaters
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In today's show it's a Hawk Tuesday with Hawk Tuah girl stopping by, Jake misses catching a home run at the Dodger game, Klein gives an update on his crazy uncle, we hear about your DIY fails, get an old people's secret, a round of clickbait and Jake is being pushed to move out faster than planned
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Turns out we are not immune to the massive tech glitch. Quite possibly might be able to get the full full show Monday, but until then...
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in today's show we wave at trains, unload GOAT, Jake heads to A.I. Island, we play amazon price is right, Klein's parents plan a visit and give you another old people's secret
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In today's bonus pod we discuss the morality of riding animals and visiting them in captivity. It's very hippie dippie
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In today's show we ask what's the worst family obligation, airlines are having auctions for seats, we do a Friday flex, open the box of shame, get roasted by LeBron, play stonergories and Klein has mold
In today's bonus pod Jake steals beers, we check in with a black guy about taking Juneteenth off and we make some pop-a-shot predictions
In today's show we buy new pillows, change our look, play freeway feud, find out about summer goals, hear from the influencer, check in with El Cheapo, play firework or gunshot and Klein has a neighborhood party
In today's show Ally starts listening to erotica, Klein thinks you should say goodbye to your car, we head to petty claims court and do a round of annoynomous
In today's show Ally's wife has a weird request if she dies, people aren't watching the news, we ask what is over and underrated about summer, give you an old people's secret, ask a TSA agent, invent Garyoke, do a round of clickbait and give you some takeaways
In today's show we recap Ally's singing of the National Anthem, Klein gets scammed on a golf course, we announce a new hang at Dave and Busters, get a call from One-armed Gary, find out the biggest dicks in a restaurant and Ally won't leave any cookie behind
In today's show we find out the busiest day for the throat goat, Ally has second thoughts about singing the national anthem, Klein doesn't like his Father's Day gift, we see what Johnny knows about soccer, ask for some dadvice and ask when the best time is to break up
In today's show we make a big basketball bet, there's a problem with Ally's anthem, Jake goes to the pawn shop, we meet the neighbors, hear about a restaurant with a weird rule and give you some takeaways
In today's show we talk to Secondhand Cindy, rewrite some Father's Day cards, make the City Council, get some hacks on eating in your car, see if you can tell the songs apart from 5, 10 and 20 years ago, head to petty claims court and get some more intros for Ally for when she sings the national anthem
In today's show Omar is gonna sue a chocolate company, Klein takes some mushrooms, Ally realizes a dream, we play man vs machine and gunshot of firework, hear from someone with a smelly coworker and get an old people's secret
In today's show Klein's kid graduates! ...from kindergarten, Ally invents a new date, Vanessa gets accepted to Raya, Klein ditches No Values, a Chips Ahoy controversary and the proper fruit to blow up with fireworks
In today's show Crypto is gonna use reusable cups, we do a Friday flex, Jake goes to the Dark Matter installation and does something nerdy, we play Johnny doesn't know and we have The Wolves of Glendale come in to play some songs
In today's show Ally's wife goes to the hospital, we meet the neighbors, find out the most gay thing about you, a woman tracks down her luggage, talk to Richard Blade, play the freeway feud and Jake's week keeps getting better
In today's shovertime we take the Jeopardy team quiz, hear about Johnny's lady problem and more
In today's show we are putting together a Jeopardy team, find out the worst things to put on your dating profile, do a round of bamboozled, head to the petty claims court, play firework or gunshot, Klein is missing an item from his order and hear about the times your family members told you lies
In today's show there's an update on Ally's rash, she gets a number, we unload GOAT, play firework or gunshot, do a round of clickbait and old people's secrets, talk to a shark expert and play Netflix or notflix
In today's show we relive Ally's history with bicycles, Ally has a messed up rash on her face, we ask when kids are the biggest dicks, Klein goes to Vegas for 24 hours, we play Gay or Nay, learn about a divorce registry, and give you the top insults of Ally's pants
In today's show Johnny tries to get a new desk, Ally has a gender reveal to plan, we do a Friday flex, open the box of shame, have a menu redo with Grill 'em All, tell ya what we're watching and give you the weekend song
In today's show we see if you should bring a wedding gift even if they tell you not to, Ally holds up the line with her coupons, we solve the mystery of Vanessa's flowers, play the freeway feud, Jake gives his gf flowers and we meet the neighbors
In this bonus pod we find out about Johnny's hot celebrity trim, the WNBA and pictures with dogs
In today's show Ally eats food without paying for it, we translate the Pope, hear the dumbest reasons why you called 911, a man wants his White Claw, get to the bottom of this alien video, do a round of bamboozled and Vanessa has a stalker
In today's show Jake uses a bear box, Ally joins a cult, Klein does some roleplaying, Omar loves his decorations, Vanessa gets too drunk, Johnny helps after an accident, we hear an old people's secret, give our speeches about weed, and play do you know the band on your shirt
In today's show we ask what is the worst favor, open the box of shame, do a Friday flex, see what Johnny knows about BBQs, Jake goes to the pawn shop, find out what kind of music Klein is a big fan of and of course give you the weekend song
In today's show Ally is a hero, we hear about the times your dog got you busted, do a round of bamboozled and meet the neighbors, introduce you to the Freeway Feud, Klein tries to cancel the gym and we ask a lesbian questions
In today's show Sublime stops by, we become cracker experts, Vanessa gets a creepy letter, we give PSAs to old people about weed, we ask if it's rude to bring a plus one to a wedding, listen to old radio tapes and you pitch your highdeas in the dank tank
Something very salicious happened after the show when Sublime left. We get all the juicy details from Vanessa
In today's show Ally doesn't shower, her fish tries to commit suicide, we check in with Jake's sexperiments, unload the goatline, do a round of clickbait, see if we can beat AI, get an old people's secret and a complaint on the real office line
We had some technical issues. Actually we still do. This is as good as Justin the Engineer could make it. And since we've gotten numerous requests for it, here ya go. Enjoy this train wreck and Vegas wrap up
In today's show Klein's daughter gets her ears pierced, Ally's neighbor asks for a favor, we see who the biggest dick at a BBQ is, see if a lady knows anything about Pearl Jam, a meal is going away, get your Eddie Vedder impressions, talk to the slackline daredevil and see where engineer Justin went on a first date
In today's show Ally's a teeeeen, we get roasted on the GOATline, Ally and Klein give their grad speeches, Royal Otis stop by for a chat, Klein volunteers at a dog shelter and we see what's getting rebooted
In today's show Ally gets advice on how to be hot, Justin the Engineer tries to fix SHOVERTIME, Johnny gives a speech, Jake pranks his gf, Ally is a dick driver, we discuss spaving, meet the neighbors and bring back 5-10-20
In today's show we see how unhappy Klein is, Ally gets invited to a graduation, we head to petty claims court, see which one of our listeners is the biggest stalker, Ellen's new special gets leaked and Jake gives a commencement speech
In today's show Klein tries to rescue a dog, Ally changes her outfit and makes everyone late, Omar gives us wedding tips, Jake gives pot heads a pot quiz, Vanessa gives a commencement speech, we find out the most popular baby names and give you another old people's secret
In this episode of Shovertime we are drunk in Vegas at Palm Casino. We talk with a Playboy playmate and a girl who swallows 5ft balloons and more
In today's show we recap the mayhem of Vegas, try to find One-Armed Gary, Jake has to dispute a hotel room charge from the mini bar, Ally gets high at the zoo, Klein ruins Mother's Day, a commencement speaker has a hard time with names, we see if a woman knows anything about RHCP and we try to guess what happened on a first date
In today's show we get advice from our moms, talk to the GM of the Palms, Ally almost dies, One-arm Gary goes the wrong way, Klein still has to pack, we see what Johnny knows about mother's day and let you Friday flex
In today's show Klein debuts his comeback distrack, Ally doesn't sell to a stranger, Jake finds out what people said to get out of work to go to the Dodger day game, we nominate someone for employee of the month, see what's going on in the neighborhood, find out KROQ has a washer repair line and try to help Jake with another sexperiment
In today's show Ally makes a diss track, we see who has tipping fatigue, hear from the Bud Light bros and One-armed Gary, Jake is stoked for Dark Matter, head to petty claims court and redo some mother's day cards
In today's show Klein watches the gala, has to remake his kid's card, we unload GOAT, ask a lesbian, test our psychic abilities, get an old people's secret, Klein makes a diss track and Ally's mom gives us some much needed advice
In today's show Klein takes a sleeping pill, Ally's wife gets a tattoo, Jake give us sexting updates, we pitch new Cup Noodle flavors, hear about the drunk future and get a call from Vanessa
In today's show we see how many warning lights we have on in our cars, get your 10 second talent, find out what Johnny knows about Mexico, see what the proper airport pickup etiquette is and hear about your mom fails ..and of course give you the weekend song
In today's show we hear about the video shoot for Gimme Your Love, decided on expired food, play Netflix or NOTflix, get a goodbye message from Vanessa before she dies, try to help end Jake's drought, lose one-arm Gary and get some more people to Vegas
In today's bonus pod we learn about Klein's long history of running into doors by calling his mom, we get more idea for the big video shoot and talk about the dangers of sugar
In today's show Klein unlocks the ultimate peanut butter hack, One-armed Gary gives us a banger, we head to petty claims court, we get special undercover video of Klein, we hear about the latest scams in Bamboozled and send a bunch of more people to hang with us in Vegas
In today's show Klein ghets woken up for the dumbest reason, Omar mails some poo, we get someone who can't swim and someone who wants to get pregnant to Vegas with us for the Palms, we got a round of clickbait and old people's secrets and Klein wins a silent auction
In today's show we start filling up our spots to Vegas at Palms, Klein is now the fat one, we might have an Apple watch sex competition, we hear about the worst things your mom has told you, Vanesa eats alone, Chelsea handler calls in, Ally thinks Crumble is overrated and we give you some takeaways
In today's show Klein prays for hair, we have a big announcement, we see if you can out flex Ally, see what Johnny knows about westerns, find out if we're ready for an open relationship, Klein gets fat and we get people for our big video shoot
In today's show we learn about sleep-cations, find out how we might not be able to speed anymore, Jake has an awkward conversation, get some salacious stories from Deadtooth, check in with El Cheapo, find out the biggest lies you ever told and meet the neighbors
In this bonus pod Ally shares what she hears in couple therapy, we try to pimp out Johnny and Jake drops some inside info
In today's show we go over the great things about waiting in line, Ally wonders what words she can say in front of her kid, we head to petty claims court, Vanesa has a whole plan if she dies, we review Jake's jokes from his show, bring back 5-10-20 and talk to Nick Kroll
In today's show we do our impressions of the engineer, see what6 the best pull over is, find out Johnny and Vanessa's dating rules, get some old people's secrets, Ally answers your questions about lesbians, do a round of clickbait and give Jake some jokes to do at his big comedy show tonight
In today's show Ally gets nervous about leaving a tip, we ask is Ally still fat, get your don't be a dick noms, talk about the good ol days of MTV, we give Johnny a grade, see if a dude knows anything about the band on his shirt and Klein might be messing up his anniversary
We got to chat with Steve Dolinsky who launched the two-day event known as Pizza City Fest that is bringing together 40 of the region’s best pizzerias, all baking live on electric and wood fired ovens for a crowd of approximately 2,500 each day.
In today's show Ally and her wife get in a fight over Taylor Swift, the Bud Light Bros have beef, we celebrate the anniversary of the Hamdogger, see what Johnny knows about the planet, Jake steps in poo, we get reactions to the double dill mobile and give you some takeaways
In today's show we try to solve a goat crime, Klein has to get new home security, we find an Uninfluencer to go to Coachella, meet the neighbors and talk to comedian Dan Levy
In today's bonus pod Klein might be selling his Peloton and Ally goes over her beef with Johnny over a TikTok video
In today's show we highlight all of Ally's catch phrases, Klein gets asked to host a charity, VaNASA sends good vibes, we head to petty claims court, Omar helps us save the planet and we get your 10 second talent for tix to Coachella
in today's show we hear about the things you love to do now because you couldn't do them as a kid,, people won't stop telling Jake about their dead dogs, we do a round of clickbait, Klein has broken the code communication with his wife, we have the most awkward of MOMents and get an old people's secret
in today's show Ally tells us how Cheap-chella went, Jake is an addict, Klein shoots some kids, we hear about your Coachella fails and worst ways to get in wrecks, Ally hits a new career high and we guess where and how far a guy went on a date
In today's show Ally puts the final touches on her trip to Coachella, we find out the worst ways to start your day, Jake's gf is pissed about his car, we open up the box of shame, see what Johnny knows about murderers, hear from the influencer and Klein gets asked to save a spot in line at Costco
In today's show Ally picks her Cochella outfits, people are pissed about the podcast, we check in with El Cheapo, OJ Simpson dies, we see who went the longest without a phone, check in with the neighbors and Jake returns his rental car
In today's show Jake finally makes it back from Texas after driving for 22 hours and getting in a car wreck, Klein is keeping a secret from his wife, Ally spins the wheel of Cheapchella, we play Annoynomous with Omar and we finally reveal Jake's car wrap
In episode we hear about butch lesbians, Jake teaches us some new slang and we swear a bunch
In today's show, what should Ally wear to Coachella, Clickbait, Klein's friend wants an illegal favor, Glass Animals In Studio, GOAT Line, Old People Secrets, and Tig Notaro in studio.
In today's show Klein's kid is sick again, Bernie Sanders has some ideas, Vanessa goes on a hot girl walk, Josh Altman tells us how to get the $150,000 first time home buyer bonus, Where'd you go, How far'd you go, Don't be a Dick, and Jake's Eclipse check in from Texas!!!
In today's show Vanessa joins a dating app, Jake sleeps with his girlfriend, Ally wants to invest her money, Klein teaches his kids etiquette, we see what Johnny knows about the body, we hear about our customer service and give you the weekend song. See you in Texas! -JtN
In today's show we morn the loss of a golf course, see if we're medium hot, check in with El Cheapo, Klein confronts a plumber, we hear from eclipse people, we play GuessTD and meet the neighbors
In today's bonus pod we check in to see if Johnny is still girl sober and if he would date an older woman and we call Klein out for being a little bitch boy
In today's shoe One-Armed Gary bets his boat, Invisabeth tells Jake no, we learn about etiquette, see what people on the street think about the fast food minimum wage increase, Ally gets a fish, and we see about the latest scams in bamboozled
In today's show Klein goes to the laundromat, Omar goes on an epic road trip, Ally's friend makes amends, we get some old people's secrets, play Netflix or Notflix and the Machine Bert Kreischer stops by to play machine vs machine
In today's show we go over proper public toilet etiquette, Klein might have to move again, hear about the worst work dicks, Ally finds out she's getting scammed, Jake talks to the nerds at WonderCon, Klein gets caught naked in his house, Ally has dark sex and we play where'd ya go how far'd ya go
The last of the best of shows. We're back Monday LIVVE. Can't wait to share the stories of what happened
I am getting so much sleep it's ridiculous. I'm getting close to 10 hours a day ...and 8 at night. Feel great. Almost done with best ofs. Enjoy! -JtN
In today's show we save a life! No, really! We hook up a guy with a kidney, Klein almost kills his dog, Ally has a major milestone, we might have work goggles, we see if Johnny knows sayings, we hear your saddest hookups, the influencer calls in and we give you some takeaways
In today's show we go over the crazy increase in parking fees, why our houses are too clean, if you are loyal to your side of the bed, what was the saddest award you ever got, Ally gets new underwear, we play stonergories, Jake reads from his journal and we hear from a guy we talk about in meet the neighbors
In this episode Klein tells us why he hates the no-good-sumbitch Padres, Johnny tells us who he's smashing and Jake make some bad jokes
in today's show Ally thinks she won the lottery, Klein goes to an open house instead of Green Day, we head to petty claims court, Ally's friend wants to make amends, Klein tells u about the time he was almost arrested in Mexico and we hear about your saddest birthdays
In today's show Jake's relationship is full of red flags, we unload some GOAt, hear about your saddest meals, do a round of clickbait, rage against wind chimes, get some old people's secrets and Klein gets scammed at a hot dog cart
In today's show we recap our epic weekend and our trip to Snow Summit, Klein tells everyone about his ride with Jake, we hear the best excuses to skip work, talk to a swinger couple that went on a first date and Ally has a new theory on how to win the lottery
I couldn't upload the last hour of the show on Friday because we had to leave early to go to Big Bear and Big Daddy Audacy doesn't think the podcast is important enough to fix my laptop. So, you're getting the last hour of Friday's show now
Ok, so maaaaybe not the full show. We had to leave early to get to the mountain so I can't get the last hour until Monday because the big wigs at Audacy are dicks and won't give me back server access on my laptop for some reason. So, it's not my fault. It's Audacy's. If you call the GOAtline, yell at them, not me -JtN
***EDIT!!!! As of Monday morning, the last hour is now added
In today's show Klein's daughter has a dream that he's cheating, we reveal the laws we break when driving in the early morning, Ally debuts the song she did with her neighbor, Greg Fitzsimmons stops by, Jake goes back to the pawn shop and we talk to Ally's hot sister
In this bonus podcast we do our best Vanessa impressions as she tells us about her crush, see if Johnny really has an agent and explain why this is better when it's free-form and we ramble. Enjoy!
In today's show Ally has to give up on her side hustle, Jake's doom is impending, we get more from the box of Effin' Kevin tapes, head to petty claims court, play SoCal rent price is right, Vanessa gives us some bad news about eagles and, as always, we give you some takeaways
In today's show people think Ally is hot, Johnny is afraid of the unknown, Klein gets locked out of his bathroom, we unload goat, we see who has the best 10 seconds of talent, meet Delivery Dave, do some old people's secrets and a round of clickbait
In today's show Klein goes to Coinstar, Ally has a huge party foul, Jake lawyers up, we talk to Sweet James, we see where a lady went on her first date, Klein's wife wants a new bed and we talk to the one and only River Cuomo!
In today's show there is a death in the family, Klein loses all his remotes, we talk to the eclipse guy, we celebrate women's day, open up the box of shame and see what Johnny knows about the Oscars
In today's show Ally gets an amazing diagnosis from the doctor, she gets addicted to Ritz crackers, we find out the last time the men have cried, Jake gets yelled at for a late podcast, we do a round of Annoynomous, meet the neighbors and go over ideas for what to wrap Jake's car in
In today's bonus pod Klein takes a drink, we discuss how curtains are a rip off and what we should wrap Jake's car with
In today's show the resolutions are over! ...but not without controversy, Klein is moving, we add to the AAvengers, we get your snow fails, we head to petty claims court and hear about the latest scams in bamboozled
In today's show we listen to more of Klein's old radio tapes, Klein admits he broke his resolution (or did he?0, Ally's eyes are gross, we get a weed tier list for the show, we see if women can beat a machine, hear about the times you got ditched, play Netflix or notflix and hear about a guy who got stung by a scorpion on the balls
In today's show we recap the Chili Peppers show, Ally has an eye infection, Vanessa had a crazy weekend, we meet a guy wearing an RHCP shirt, the show gets ranked, we talk to a guy who went on a first date and Klein has trouble packing
In today's show we release the first volume of the Effin Kevin tapes, hear what you wish you could redo, call the throat goat, Jake wants to take a day off for a crazy reason, Klein waters a fake plant, we see what Johnny knows about taxes and as always give you some takeaways
In today's show it's Leap Day! Jake explains the science behind it after we take a trip to the pawn shop, Klein lets us know why you should never talk to him in public, El Cheapo gives us some hacks, we head to the dank tank, Ally wonders how she should split an Air Bnb and we hear your top 3 accomplishments
in today's show Klein tries to quit the gym, people are doing dry spring break, Jake goes to war with a cactus, we head to petty claims court, recruit for the AAvengers and do a round of bamboozled
In today's show Klein has some sexcuses. we unload GOAT, get some old people's secrets, here about your top 3 red flags, do a round of clickbait, hear the dude's side of a where'd ya go and Ally is selling moon water
In today's show Klein goes to see the Globetrotters, Nick from 311 stops by, The Crystal Method plays our weekend song, we see who has the biggest dick neighbor, hear from Secondhand Cindy and try to guess what happened on a first date
In today's show we see if we can bet on the Oscars, meet 4 Loko Freddy, Ally takes a psych test, Jake reads from his journal, se what Johnny knows about comedians, try to help out Blind Charlie, open the box of shame and learn about Klein's box of lost radio tapes
In today's show Vanessa does stand up, potheads fix potholes, Klein's friend cancels a wedding but keeps the bachelor party, we hear about your cheapest relatives and the times your phone survived but shouldn't have
In today's bonus podcast Ally needs new underwear, Klein was almost a teacher and we predict how Vanessa will do at her comedy show tonight
In today's show we learn about the new potholes, head to petty claims court, Jake gets some bad news, Klein gets the annoynomous treatment, we ask if you ever send back food and we do a round of bamboozled
In today's show we love the Burbank airport, the throat goat gets a special V-Day card, we unload goat, hear a theory about Doritos, Vanessa gets ready to tell jokes, Ally gets a sugar daddy and Klein gets a ticket he's not gonna pay
In todays show... GWEN STEFANI!!! Also Klein drives with no lights, a car chase goes down, we find out what will happen with Ally's cat, Klein tries to cancel a gym membership, we find out what Johnny knows about mustaches and open up the box of shame
In today's show we check in on the GOAtline, try to get Pantyhose Greg a job, do some audio sniping, go over Vanessa's jokes, Klein has fondue, play 5-10-20, see who has the best free samples and who is the biggest TOOL fan, meet the neighbors and try to find the employee of the month
In this week's bonus pod we go over Vanessa's jokes for her standup, Ally thinks very long and hard about the questions she'll ask Gwen Stefani and we tease when we'll give you the scoop and the behind the scenes drama that a lot of you have been asking about
In today's VD show we play Guess-T.D., Johnny gets pulled over by the cops, Klein hides some flowers for a friend, we find out the most Googled symptoms, Klein and Ally try to make V-Day reservations and we do a round of Collab or Fauxlab
In today's show we argue over breakfast, Jake shaves his head, we get free pancakes, we hear your stories of when you got caught stealing, Ally is alone eating mustard, get an old people's secret, have a single spotlight and someone leaves a dong on Klein's car
In today'[s show Ally is a mush, we get some gayest sports highlights, Klein's kids watch the Super Bowl, we see who lost our SB bets, try to get a group of new holidays, see if a woman knows anything about the band on her shirt, and Ally gets a new website
In today's show we go over the comments of our first FB pics, Klein sends a terrible text, we make some SB bets, do a single spotlight, send a fighting couple to Catalina, Ally has a weird encounter with her doctor and our old friend Brad Williams stops by
In today's show we go over who should pay at a birthday dinner, meet the neighbors, check in with el cheapo, make some super bowl prop bets, do a single spotlight, try to find a Vegas correspondent, send a fighting couple to Catalina and MORE
In today's show we break don Ally's new record breaking long question, Klein is moving again, we do a round of bamboozled, send a couple to Catalina, Ally's wife is ditching her for Valentine's, see if you can pick out the crappy hotel for the super bowl and we get Vanessa to remix some songs for us
In today's show we find Klein's long lost Toby Keith parody, Vanessa gets a new catch phrase, Fluffy stops by, we do a round of clickbait and old people's secrets, we do a single spotlight and send a fighting couple to Catalina
In today's show it's raining! Also we get an update about the dead guy in the van, send a couple to Catalina, check in on the resolutions, do a round of don't be a dick, find out how Klein knows if he's getting laid and do a single spotlight with a very attractive listener
In today's show we get some mashtags, hear about new rules for Valentine's Day in school, open the box of shame, Klein calls the cops, have a single spotlight, Kibby predicts the future and find out what Johnny knows about the law
In today's show we get a flood warning, Klein's mom plans a lunch, we answer unknown numbers, talk to Slightly Stoopid, hear about the times you were the man and get into fartgate
In today's show Klein gets offered a Super Bowl ticket, Ally has an offensive song, we ask what you miss from when you were young for Killers tix, do a round of bamboozled and Netflix or Notflix, Jake has a major accomplishment, hear about the most petty break ups and learn that Klein's wife never poops
In today's show Klein is a big boy now, we get added to the best group chat, do a round of clickbait and old people's secrets, hear about the times you risked your life for your dog, Ally's wife asks Klein for a favor, Klein has to be nice and Vanessa had a Valentine
In today's show Ally builds a rock box, Klein lets a guy cut in line, we learn about money dysmorphia, learn that Vanessa is a liar, discuss the idea of best sleep, try to guess what happened on a first date and Ally is mad for a woman sitting at a table
In today's show Klein goes to therapy, Jake reads from his journal, we pick some games, see what Johnny knows about the sky, find out what women want for Valentines, open the box of shame and check in with Ally's hot yoga
In today's show we try to save you from terrible baby names, we have people try to pronounce the newest Dodger, learn about the latest scams in bamboozled, Klein's friend asks for suggestions of what to do in LA and Ally heads to the hardware store
in today's show we head to petty claims court, Ally hangs out in her car, Johnny's looking for a TV, we hear your weird coworker stories, establish the best over and do a round of 5-10-20
In today's show it's Ally's birthday so we pay tribute to her all show, see if you could live without your phone, ask what the highest pressure situation is, test Ally's gaydar, Klein gets a blood test and find out the secrets to long life
In today's show we continue to try to find a country song for Klein, Ally's wife wants a cheatin apartment, Johnny is getting robbed, we see if a Jake knows anything about Nirvana, we decide the worst couples, talk to Ben Gibbard and try to guess what happened on a first date
In today's show we find out they have a new way to force you to make car payments, we upset a dumb lady, Klein brings in a coffee maker, we find out what Johnny knows, open the box of shame, ask a doctor if Jake is a hoarder and try to get Klein to like a country song
In today's show we hear the dead truth, Ally's cat has a problem, Johnny has the codes to every bathroom, Jake heads to the pawn shop, we meet the neighbors and El Cheapo sows us how to save some money
Finally the dummies at corporate have changed their minds about uploading a thousand goddamn podcasts a day and have cut it to 3 (still too much for my taste)
Enjoy the first halk
In today's show we find out that Klein might get a foreign exchange student, what our resolution punishment will be, what gets Ally major compliments, head to petty claims court, open up Jake's journal and do a round of bamboozled
This hour we check in on Jake's journal, hip you to the latest scams and give you some takeaways
This hour we find out Ally is a bag lady, we head to petty claims court to rule in a couple's dispute and get to some news
This hour we fin out what the punishment will be for whoever quits their resolution first, someone tells us we're Peanuts and we try to give away some money
This hour Klein might get a foreign exchange student, we celebrate the return of 5-10-20 and find out a lot of us don't finish shows
In today's show the boss calls out Ally's clogs, we hear about quitting caffeine, we pick who the worst thief is, Ally goes to hot yoga, do a round of clickbait, Ally leaves a nasty note and try to guess where you went on a first date
This hour we try to guess where you went on a date, get to a football picks recap and give ya some takeaways
this hour we get into a round of clickbait, hear about why Ally is a Karen and get to some news
This hour we hear about the worst robbers, Ally goes to her first hot yoga and we get to some news
This hour we hear about how the boss called out Ally about her clogs, get into the hardest thing to quit and try to give away some money
CLIP- On the big meeting Friday with the big big boss, another boss called out Ally for clogging the toilet
A little late. Computer problems. You get it. Enjoy this best of with a few new things!
In today's show we do a wipe test, Klein is sick, Johnny doesn't know art and we see what you quit and regret it
This hour Klein and Vanessa pick teams for this weekend, we see what Johnny knows about art and give ya a weekend song
This hour we learn about Ally's cooking lesson tonight, hear about the things you quit and regret and get to some news
In today's show we confront Johnny about taking Klein's painting, meet the neighbors, head to petty claims court, Klein has a trash problem, check in with El Cheapo, Jake goes to the pawn shop and we pick what we think will happen in 2024
This hour Klein has a problem with his trash, we check in with El Cheapo and Jake heads to the pawn shop to see if any of his junk is valuable
This hour we find out what's happening in the neighborhood, head to petty claims court to rule in a relationship and get to some news
This hour we address the painting of Klein's that Johnny tried to pass off as his own, try to give away some money and get to some news
CLIP- today we address the drama that was brought up during Shovertime yesterday of Johnny taking Klein's painting and passing it off as his own
CLIP- we keep saying the NerdHole is full of trash. He says it's not. We challenge him to go to the pawn shop and see what they'll give him for it
In today's show Jake is sleeping in separate beds, Ally gets signed up for cooking classes, we do a round of bamboozled, talk to a guy who only eats Costco dogs, Blind Charlie tells us about his proposal, find out what couples hate hearing in a fight and check in with Ally's hot sister
this hour we talk to Ally's hot sister about their massage, we have a new nominee for employee of the month and get to some takeaways
This hour we hear about Blind Charlie's proposal, that words that couples hate hearing the most and get to some news
This hour Ally gets signed up for cooking classes, we hip you to the latest scams and talk to a guy who is only eating Costco hotdogs
This hour we learn that Jake still hasn't slept in the same bed as his girlfriend since he moved in, we try to give away some money and get to some news
CLIP- It hasn't even been two weeks with living with his girlfriend and they still haven't slept in the same bed
In today's show Klein's fish dies, Ally takes a blind test wipe, we give you 10 seconds to rage, we hear about a great product from One Arm Gary, see if you ever get surprised turned on and do a round of Clickbait
This hour we give you some gay sports highlights, do a round of clickbait and give you some takeaways
This hour we learn the secret to long life, hear about that times you were surprise turned on and get to some news
This hour we challenge Ally to a blind test wipe, give you 10 seconds to rage and hear a product pitch from One Arm Gary
This hour we find out how Klein dealt with the family's fish dying, we wonder about our boss and try to give away some money
CLIP- Klein had his thing happen out of nowhere that turned him on. What things have happened to you
Weeeeeee're back! We missed you too and are stoked to be back at it. In today's show we all spin the wheel of resolutions, Ally gets a massage, Klein has a birthday wish, Deadtooth kills a man, we see if a dude knows the band on his shirt and we check in on the GOAtline
This hour we talk to a stone cold killer, Klein sleeps on the floor and we give you some takeaways
This hour we hear what happened on Klein's birthday, see if a dude knows anything about the Foo Fighters and get to some news
In today's show Ally gets a weird massage with her hot sister, Jake spins the wheel of resolutions and we get to some news
This hour we hear how Klein tried to hide bad plane news from his wife, go over the insanity of the NerdHole and try to give away some money
In today's show Klein gets in another accident, we see what Johnny knows about new years, Omar gives the best presents, we do our Christmas play, recap our fancy show dinner and give you the gayest highlights of the show
This hour we go over the gayest moments of the show, recap our show dinner last night and give you some takeaways
This hour we hear about Klein's accident, see what Johnny knows about new years and hear a terrible gingerbread man joke
This hour we see if the local airports are really busy, we check in on some of Klein's clips of the year and get to some news
In today's show Klein gets an offer from an airline, we hear your crazy Santa encounters, we count down the top songs of the show, El Cheapo shares some hacks, we talk with Brody the dog and go off about Elf on the Shelf
In today's show Klein helps a Santa, we have a generation war, Ally gives us some lezalutions, we find out she can't keep a secret, hear the top drops, Klein tries to teach his kids a lesson and Deadtooth hits the streets to see if she can get some confessions
This hour Deadtooth takes to the streets to see if anyone wants to come clean before the new year, we hip you to some new scams and gwt to some takeaways
This hour we find out never to tell Ally a secret, crown the top drop of the year and get to some news
This hour we have the youngest and oldest people in the building go head to head, Ally gives us ways to live in the new year and we get to some news
This hour Klein feels like he's a hero for helping a Santa, we give you some teases and try to give away some money
In today's show Klein goes to the theatre, we unload some goat, we count down the top name butcher moments, Ally has a problem with flossing, we go down the list of countries with the top foods, do a round of clickbait and hear predictions from Nostrildumbass
CLIP- Klein isn't what you would call cultured so a theatre policy caught him off guard
CLIP- Ally doesn't believe in flossing but maybe she'll change her mind after her latest trip to the dentist
In today's show Ally has to give up her raffle prize, we see who the biggest dick gift givers are, see if a girl knows anything about Smashing Pumpkins, The Wolves of Glendale stop by and Klein crashes a party to get a sandwich
This hour we hear about how Klein crashed a party for a sandwich, see where a guy went on a first date and get to some takeaways
This hour the Wolves of Glendale were nice enough to come to the studio and sing our meanest comments
This hour we go over the worst gifts, the gift version of don't be a dick, see if a girl knows anything about Smashing Pumpkins and get to some news
This hour we go over some of the stuff that went down at Sagebrush, Ally has to part with her raffle prize and we try to give away some money
The Wolves of Glendale came by to play some songs and sing mean comments about the show
In today's show we spin the wheel of mistletoe, talk to an elf, numerous Santas, have some shots, Jake gets motorboated, Johnny gets auctioned off, Ally brings a terrible gift and Lovely the Band plays us out. Good times!
In today's show we see what we can convince Depeche Mode fans of, hear how to survive in Calabasas tomorrow, wonder if we should do resolutions, hear about the times you slept through stuff you shouldn't, when you broke a finger but still played through and convince Ally to do some fake voice over scripts
This hour we wonder what to get a step brother for Christmas, Klein will do anything for sex and we get ready for the big broadcast from Sagebrush tomorrow
This hour we see what Jake could convince Depeche Mode fans of, see what you did even though you had a broken finger and get to some news
This hour we go over resolutions, hear about the times you slept through things you shouldn't have and have Ally do some fake VO
This hour we tease how things went at Depeche Mode day, get a call on how to survive in Calabasas tomorrow and try to give away some money
CLIP- Jake went to downtown to cover the dedication of Depeche Mode day and see what he could convince fans to do
In today's show everyone is late, Katie defends her UV light, head to petty claims court, Klein orders a tea instead of coffee, we find a Santa, hear about the latest scams and give you some takeaways
This hour we hip you to the latest scams, find out what people think you should tip and get to some takeaways
This hour Klein messes up his coffee order, we try to find a Santa and we get to some news
This hour we head to petty claims court to make a ruling, people think Klein is a great singer and we get to some news
This hour everyone is late, we blame it on the UV light and try to give away some of Ally's money
In today's show we get a new light for the studio, Klein starts a fight, we Unload GOAT, hear some death bed secrets, see if we can beat AI, Klein gets his family photos back and hear a new old people's secret
In today's show we hear a new Old People's secret, get to a round of clickbait and give you some takeaways
This hour we unload the GOATline, hear about the times people told you secrets on their death bed and we get a special gift
This hour we wonder why the news makes stuff up, Klein causes a fight and we try to give away some money
In today's show Klein gets a bacon wrapped hotdog with a problem, we roast Ally's jacket, it's the biggest day to get dumped, we break down the fight that happened during Garbage's set and we see if a woman knows anything about Nirvana
This hour we see if a woman can tell us anything about Nirvana, Johnny messes up an intro and we get to some takeaways
This hour we go over the best burns for Ally's weird coat, we break down why Garbage stopped their set at Almost Acoustic and get to some news
Today is one of the biggest days to get dumped, we find out that Johnny has been getting free haircuts from an exes mom and we get to some news
This hour we hear the gayest highlights from the football games, Klein gets a bacon wrapped hotdog with a problem and we try to give away some of Ally's money
In today's show Ally gets a Christmas tree, we let you know what you should be watching, see who has the most annoying neighbor, see if people can guess the hardest contest known to man and comedian Greg Fitzsimmons joins us to judge who had the worst joke
This hour we have friend of the show Greg Fitzsimmons stop by and judge our worst jokes of the year
This how Omar but together 7 bands in 2 seconds and we see if you can name them all for tix to Almost Acoustic. That almost didn't happen
This hour we let you know what you should be watching, see which neighbor has the worst hobby and get to some news
This hour we see how much Ally dropped getting a tree and try to give away some of her money
In today's show Klein becomes a verb, we take your 30 second confessions, ask if we should get the boss a present, Ally goes to see a vending machine for the studio, 311 comes to save the day and we see what's going on in the neighborhood
This hour 311 comes to the rescue, we see what's going on in the neighborhood and get to some takeaways
This hour we ask if we should get the boss a present, Ally has an update on the vending machine and we get to some news
This hour we let you make 30 second confession for tix the the 32nd Almost Acoustic and then get to some news
This hour Klein becomes a verb, he has a conspiracy about songs that have whistles in them and we try to give away some money
CLIP- the vending machine saga continues with Ally going to see the guy who is selling it
CLIP- for the 32nd Almost Acoustic we let you share 30 second confessions for a chance at tix
In today's show we get some vending machine tips, see where you hide stuff, hear from the influencer, find out how much you should tip this month, hear about he times you injured yourself, talk to a sex expert, and see what pot heads know
This hour we hip you to the latest scams, see how much potheads know and give you some takeaways
This hour we talk to a sex expert, see what you missed because you got hurt and get to some news
This hour we hear from the influencer, see how much you should be tipping this month and we get to some news
This hour we gets tips for our vending machine, see what you hide in your house and try to give away some money
In today's show we celebrate our Christmas crap, hear from the van man, unload the GOATline, find the least important person, Klein bails on his kids recital, take a rizz quiz, hear some old people's secrets, Ally tell us what we're getting for the studio and do a round of clickbait
This hour we hear the secret to long life, Ally tells us what she's getting us from Christmas and we do a round of clickbait
This hour we find out who has the most rizz on the show, Klein gets out of going to a recital and we do some news
This hour we unload the GOATline, see who the least important person is to turn them into a VIP and get to some news
This hour we go over what we'll get for Christmas, hear from the man that saved Ally and try to give away some money
In today's show Klein gets family photos, Ally's wife is buying us a present, Omar takes up cooking, Jake won't make the bed and we hear about the times you got an STD
This hour we see if we can get Jake to make the bed, hear from our biggest groupie and give ya some takeaways
This hour Klein goes to a field for family photos, we ask you how you got an STD and we get to some news
This hour Omar has a problem with what he's been cooking, Jake finds a guy in a TOOL shirt and we get to some news
This hour we find our who Ally would cheat with, see what her wife plans on getting the show for the studio and try to give away some money
Jake found a guy in a TOOL shirt and freaked out. But will the guy know anything about the band?
In today's show Klein gets tricked into making pancakes, we see if it's fine to sit on the same side of the table, see what Johnny knows about comics, do a big bet with Deadtooth, open the box of shame, wonder if we could land a plane, do a round of Netflix or Notflix and make some football picks
This hour we see if you can land a plane, see if you can pick out the fake Netflix shows and give you some takeaways
This hour we see if anyone will help Vanessa, Klein help a man in a wheelchair and get to some news
This hour we go off on the couples that sit on the same side of the table, see what Johnny knows about comic books and get to some news
This hour we go over al the ailments we have, Klein's wife tricks him and we try to give away some money
in today's show we learn new slang, we go over your kidjuries, introduced our house band, take a relationship quiz, Omar has a conspiracy theory and check in with El Cheapo
This hour Omar has a conspiracy theory, we check in with El Cheapo and meet the neighbors
This hour Klein and Ally ask each other very important questions, we check out our house band for comic con and get to some news
Ally hurt herself trying to help her child so we ask about the times you were injured by a child and then we get to some news
We got a new way to look at Ally in Colorado, we go over some new slang and try to give away some money
In today's show we talk to sexy chat bots, head to petty claims court, hear how to live forever, Klein gets a new sex pillow for his dog, talk to a burnout expert, get your body count and get a new nom for employee of the month
This hour we hear about your body count, have a new nom for employee of the month and get to some takeaways
This hour we find out the secret to long life, hear how not to burnout and get to some news
This hour we head to the petty claims court, talk to the father of Ally's son and get to some news
This hour Klein is chatting with bot whores, we get a sad message and try to give away some money
In today's show we find out who is the throat goat, we see if we should import a smoke break from Japan, look for our most nerdy listener, Omar steals Santa's letters, Klein buys a journal, Ally is hot in Colorado and we do a round of clickbait
This hour Omar is stealing valor, Klein has a regrettable purchase and we get to some news
This hour we determine the earthquake was a woman, see if we should import a smoke break and try to give away some money
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We're back! Well most of us anyways. In today's show Ally loses her luggage, Klein runs over packages, we take your don't be a dick noms, we learn what it takes to get a nice shop, we hear about the times your parents gave you tmi and see if a lady knows anything about Pearl Jam
In today's show we get ready for the plumber's super bowl, solve the mystery of the empty envelopes, see if you can guess if a reporter will say Omar's favorite phrase, give thanks, see a skinny Santa, hear about your worst Thanksgivings and play black Friday price is right
This hour we place Black Friday Price is Right, hear about the worst Thanksgiving and get to some news
This hour Klein sees a Santa that's too buff, we see if you can guess if a reporter will say Omar's favorite phrased and get to some news
This hour we try to get to the bottom of the mystery of the empty envelopes and try to give away some money
CLIP- we got a bunch of texts about getting empty envelopes and we get down to the bottom of the mystery
In today's show Ally is slowly becoming Klein, we unload goats, find the weirdest relative, do a round of clickbait, talk to an animal psychic, Klein almost dies on a pizza bagel and we ask is it worth it?
This hour we learn how Klein almost died on a pizza bagel, we so if certain items are worth the price and we get to some news
This hour we click some questionable links, talk to an animal psychic and Klein tries to talk to animals
This hour we crown the weirdest relative, listeners give thanks, we unload goats and get to some news
This hour we get an invite to the saddest holiday party, Ally's wife has a request about their luggage and we try to give away some money
In today's show Klein gets scammed again, Ally's neighbor has a big favor, Jake has a big brain, we hear from the weirdest relatives, see if a woman knows anything about Nirvana and see if we can guess where a guy went on a first date
This hour Ally's neighbor has a favor, we do a round of where'd ya go and we give ya some takeaways
This hour we hear from the weirdest relatives and we get ready to crown a winner. Ally gives us some gayest sports highlights and we get to some news
This hour we see if a woman knows anything about Nirvana, Jake tells us something nerdy and we take your don't be a dick noms
This hour Klein gets scammed ...again, we try to give away some money and get to some news
CLIP- This time Jake found a lady wearing a Nirvana shirt she bought at Target earlier that day
In today's show Ally's mom steals a clock, we see what Johnny knows about Thanksgiving, we discover granny ball, Klein has a new favorite show, we give a pot quiz, do a big bet and keep looking for the weirdest relative
This hour Klein sees if he can guess what's a kid's name or a dog name, we do a big bet and get to some takeaways
This hour Ally's mom steals a clock, we see if high people can answer basic questions and we hear about your weird relatives
This hour we see what Johnny knows about Thanksgiving, Klein has a new favorite show, we discover granny ball and get to some news
In today's show Kurt Cobain;s cigarettes are up for auction, Ally's hot sister is having another wedding, we get some el cheapo hacks, we learn about caps, meet the neighbors and do a round of collab or fauxlab
This hour we see what's going on in the neighborhood, see if you can spot the fake collab and give ya some takeaways
This hour we learn Ally is invited to her hot sister's new event, we hear more weird relatives and get to some news
This hour Cobain's cigarettes are up for auction, we check in on the GOATline and get to some news
In today's show we see who was the biggest hero, hip you to the latest scams, tell ya the most hated phrases, head to petty claims court, think about going on vacation with no phones and talk to Klein's crazy uncle
This hour we finally get to talk with Klein's crazy uncle, think about going on a vacay with no phones and give ya some takeaways
This hour we head to petty claims court to help a couple with their peanut butter problem and get to some news
This hour we hip you to the new scams, tell you the most hated phrases and get to some news
This hour they're telling us its gonna be the busiest Thanksgiving ever, we see who was the biggest hero and try to give away some of Ally's money
CLIP- They're trying to scare us into thinking this will be the worst Thanksgiving ever
In today's show Klein gets on the waiting list for the Cybertruck, we hear the saddest songs, do a round of clickbait, find the weirdest relative, get the dead truth and see who should be employee of the month
Tis hour we get the dead truth with Deadtooth, see who should be employee of the month and we see about going to a restaurant on Thanksgiving
This hour we do a round of clickbait, get your noms for weirdest relative and get to some news
This hour we learn how Klein is on the waiting list for 3 Teslas now, Omar hooks up some new dope TSA remixes and we get to some news
In today's show Klein thinks he's the fun parent, Ally takes a pregnancy test, Klein has a new favorite place to pass the time, we hear about your weird relative and get some new holiday travel advice
This hour they're giving us new holiday travel advice, we get some new harmonica songs and give ya some takeaways
This hour Klein reveals he has a new place to pass the time, we hear about your weird relatives and get to some news
In this hour Klein thinks he's the fun parent, we try to give away some money and get to some news
Today's show is a little wonky, much like Ally's boobs. The school district decided to celebrate Veterans Day today so Klein and Ally had to kinda/sorta not do a full show. Enjoy a mix of new and best ofs! Wheeeeee! -JtN
In today's show we hear why you stopped watching a show, about the times an ex got nasty revenge, Ally gets new tires, we check Klein's DMs, Jake gives us something nerdy, we do a round of stonergories and we meet the neighbors
This hour we play a round of Stonergories, Klein gets some shady DMs and we learn about the Zamboni
This hour we hear about the best/worst revenge an ex has done, Ally gets new tires and we get to some news
This hour Ally tells us why she can't watch the show she likes anymore, we try to give away her money and get to some news
In today's show we see how often we change towels, hip you to the latest scams, head to petty claims court, see if couch sleep is the best sleep, give you a chance to rage, and find out when Klein's mom brings out the fancy soap
This hour we find out about Klein's mom's fancy soaps, his love for quickies and get to some takeaways
This hour we ask if couch sleep is the best sleep, we let you rage on air and get to some news
This hour we head to petty claims court, tell ya about the latest scams and get to some news
This hour we go over how often you should be changing your towels, try to give away some money and get to some news
In today's show we unload some goats, get a weird text from the boss, Ally decides to live in gym clothes, Mugs nabs some Kings gear, Omar gives us some wedding advice and we play a round of Netflix or Notlfix
this hour Omar tells us what to and not to do when throwing a wedding, do a round of clickbait and get to some takeaways
This hour Ally decides to live life in workout clothes, Mugs takes first pick of all the Kings gear, and we play Netflix or Notflix
This hour we unload the GOATline, Mugs heads to the bar and we get a weird text from the boss
In today's show we decide if we should make the bed, review the jokes from Jake's show, Ally gets offered mushrooms, see if a lady knows anything about the band on her shirt, see why Klein hates kid's parties and try to guess what happened on a date
This hour Klein hates going to kid's parties, we try to guess where a lady went on a first date and we get to some takeaways
This hour we see if a lady knows anything about Soundgarden, ask you what was the best hour of your life and get to some news
This hour we review Jake's comedy show, Ally's friends offer her mushrooms and we get to some news
This hour we decide if we got the good time change, see how successful making the bed makes you and try to give away some money
CLIP- Over the weekend Jake had his first comedy show in a couple years and we review his jokes
In today's show we talk to the legendary Butch Vig and Noodles from Offspring about Almost Acoustic, Klein is losing ground at his house, we hook up Mugs to the lie detector, Jake returns to stand up and we see the difference between the youngest ad oldest dudes in the building
This hour we review some of Jake's "material" for his return to standup tomorrow, talk to Noodles from the Offspring and give you some takeaways
This hour we have the lie detector guy come in and see if Mugs is telling the truth, talk to the legendary Butch Vig as we get ready for Almost Acoustic and do some news
This hour we go over all the songs and things Mugs have done for the show and then try to give away some money
In today's show we have LA King great, Luc Robitaille in the studio, see what Johnny knows about hockey, Ally tells us about taking a load, Klein tries to be a hero and we see what's going on the the neighborhood
This hour we get your cheapo hacks, Klein tries to be a hero and we get to some takeaways
This hour LA King great Luc Robitaille stops by, we see what Johnny knows about hockey and we see what's going on in the neighborhood
This hour Ally tells us all about her procedure, we look for a new job and get to some news
This hour we go over hockey fights, Klein's friend's late bachelor party and try to give away some money
In today's show Ally is out, Jake double ds does the news, Klein tries to return a pumpkin, we confront Mugs about his poo pants, we hear the stories about your crazy ex and let you guess the drug!
This hour we see if you can guess what drug a dude was on for tickets, Klein tries to return a pumpkin and we get to some takeaways
This hour we learn about the Booty Patrol, hear your crazy ex stories and get to some news
This hour you tell us your conspiracies about Mugs, we go over the best Halloween candies and try to give away some money
In today's show we face our fears with spiders, snakes and other creepy things, Klein's dog gets humped in the face, Mugs has another unbelievable excuse, we talk to a paranormal expert and people try to talk Ally out of having another baby
This hour we hear a story about a face humping that led to a vet visit, we talk to a paranormal expert and give ya some takeaways
This hour we try to unravel the mystery of Mugs' poo pants, we have a guy face his fear of snakes and we get to some news
This hour you try to talk Ally out of having another baby, we have a couple women face their fear of spiders and get to some news
This hour we bust Ally for "reading", Klein gets approached about being a healthy house and we try to give away some money
In today's show Klein's buys the wrong tickets, Ally's wife texts to much, we see if we import something from China, take your party dick noms, hear the truth about the show Friends, Ally gives us a big announcement and Deadtooth tells us where she went on a first date
This hour we guess about which jobs cheat the most, we see where ol' Deadtooth went on a first date and give ya some takeaways
This hour Ally tells us why she won't be drinking soon, hear about your fears and Johnny tells us the truth about Friends
In today's show we see if we should import something from China, take your party dick noms and get to some news
This hour Klein buys tickets for the wrong day, Ally has a question about texts and we try to give away some money
CLIP- Ally asks an important question about how soon you should text when you haven't seen each other
In today's show we tape our mouths shut, hear about your biggest fears and the times you almost made it, Klein's wife gets results, see what Johnny knows about weed, open up the box of shame and Ally scares herself
This hour we hear about how Ally scared herself, do a big bet and open the box of shame
This hour we hear about Klein's wife's trip to the doctor, we see what Johnny knows about weed and to some news
this hour we hear about your biggest fears, hear about the times you almost made it and do some news
This hour we hear about the times you spend the most time to get back the least amount of money, Klein's wife gets her doctor to come out of retirement and we give you some takeaways
In today's show Klein wins a bet, should we ban Crocs, Vanessa looks for a place, a Karen has a problem with pinatas, Ally's friend might be dating a murderer, are alien corpses real and hear from the AI Hole
This hour we hear about the story of possible alien bodies, talk to the head of MUFON, have a chat with the AI Hole and give you some takeaways
This hour we get the good on the new features on the new Apple products, Ally's friend might be dating a murderer and we talk to one-armed Gary
This hour we see if Vanessa is crazy for searching for an apartment the way she does, a Karen has a problem with pinatas and we get to some news
This hour Klein has big news about a bet made on yesterday's show, we see if we should ban crocs and try to giveaway some money
CLIP- Ally has to meet her friend's new boyfriend who she is madly in love with after just 4 weeks. Is he too good to be true?
In today's show Klein has his manhood tested, we unload the GOATline, get to some clickbait and old people's secrets, hear from the apple guy, a therapist that'll sleep with you, find out who has the creepiest neighbor and Ally invites someone to go with her to Aftershock
This hour Ally makes a decision of who she will take to Aftershock, Mugs calls in to let us know how the donation went and we give you some takeaways
This hour we learn the secret to long life, see who has the creepiest neighbor and talk to a sex therapist that'll sleep with you
Today's the big Apple tease day so we talk to the OG apple guy, do a round of Clickbait and unload some goats
This hour the gang owes Jake a big apology, Klein has his manhood tested and we try to giveaway some money
CLIP- seems like a good idea. This lady will help you with your sex problems by just sleeping with you
In today's show we hear about bad bosses, your thoughts during sex, Johnny's first boat ride, Ally's cheatin' friends, when things are on the border of creepy and romantic and Klein has a big announcement. Oh! And Mugs' tiny balls
This hour we check in on the GOATline, see what you think about during sex and try to give away some money
CLIP- we take your calls about things that are sometimes right on the line of being either creepy or romantic
in today's show we get a special message from Deadtooth, talk to Blind Charlie, hear what the most expensive thing you stole was, hear from a man who will get or logo tatted on his neck, see what words Johnny knows, get some nerdy, Ally's wife says no to a $1000 bet and do a big bet about Beermug's balls
This hour we hear about something nerdy from Jake, have a big bet about Beermug's balls and Klein has a cake dilemma
This hour we call Ally's wife to see if she's ok with Ally betting $1000, see what words Johnny knows and get to some news
This hour we talk to Blind Charlie about robot dogs, see what the most valuable thing you ever stole and hear from a guy who is gonna get or logo as a neck tattoo
This hour we get a very important message from producer Deadtooth, try to give away some money and get to some news
CLIP- Once a month we finally give Jake a platform to tell you what he bores us with every day
In today's show we learn COVID is an excuse to miss work again, hear about white people tacos, meet the neighbors, talk to a lady that rents out half her bed, rule in petty claims court and hear Post masters creepy sex playlist
This hour we get a call from Boogers (or Deadtooth) hear the playlist the Post Master puts on for all the ladies and give you some takeaways
This hour we talk to a lady that rents half her bed, rule in petty claims court and get to some news
This hour we see what's going on in our neighborhoods, hear about an escaped killer and get to some news
This hour we find out about the tragedy of Ally's tacos, get a message from Deadtooth and get to some news
In today's show we see how people feel about the 4-day school week, Ally's wife drinks someone else's coffee, learn about the latest scams, talk to Carson Daily about Smash Mouth. do a round of Netflix or Notflix, get a one-armed pool rematch and learn about the booger phase
This hour we talk to one-arm Gary about a pool rematch, learn about a lady that rents out her side of the bed and give you some takeaways
This hour we talk to ol' Deadtooth about the booger phase, Ally has stolen book valor and we do a round of Netflix or Notflix
This hour we talk to our old friend Carson Daily, do a round of Bamboozled and see who you would side with if friends of your broke up
This hour we go over the stats for a 4 day school week, Ally's wife drinks someone else's coffee and we try to give away some money
CLIP- Deadtooth is out with COIVD and she has an interesting way of describing her updates
CLIP- Our old friend joins us to pay tribute to Smash Mouth and the lead singer Steve Harwell
In today's show we debut a new anthem for medium asses, see who makes the better surgeons, uncancel some people, see if Johnny knows anything about cooking, talk to Ally's hot sister and do a big bet
This hour we talk to Ally's hot sister about her birthday, do a big bet and give you some takeaways
This hour we debut a new anthem, see if Johnny knows anything about cooking and hot the streets to see if people accomplished their summer goals
This hour Klein has to help his mom setting up an iPad, we ask who we should uncancel and get to some news
This hour we see the stats of who makes better surgeons, try to give away some money and tease some medium asses
Goodbye August! In today's show the cops show up! we go to the car wash, find out why everyone is moving, meet the neighbors, start a crime draft, hear about your funjuries, and get some El Cheapo hacks
This hour we conclude the crime draft, get some cheap hacks and give you some takeaways
This hour we see who springs for the expensive car wash, get a call from the LAPD and get started on a crime draft
The hour we see what's going on in the neighborhood, see who got hurt doing the most fun thing and get to some news
CLIP- Is it a red flag if someone moves too much? Deadtooth moves alllll theeeee tiiime
In today's so we se about importing a new airline rule, Jake goes on a quest for butter, Ally gets knighted, Klein ruins back to school, Omar goes over new wedding trends, Mugs sees if beer googles really work and we gotta come up with a punishment for losing at fantasy football
This hour we see if beer googles are really a thing, get on board with dishing out a punishment for losing fantasy football and give you some takeaways
This hour we learn how Klein ruined back to school, Omar goes over new wedding trends and Ally mushes Tesla
This hour we go over the lengths Jake will go for butter, Ally gets a ridiculous costume and we see if you know more about beer than the nerd
This hour we see if we should import a new airline rule, a listener thinks we're cheating and we try to give away some money
CLIP- Ally didn't get the memo about what kind of costume she should be wearing at the party
In today's show Klein has a problem with flies, we hear what Johnny was most impressed by when he left the state, we catch Mugs in a lie, give you some old people secrets and clickbait and we talk to the coach of the new Little League World Series
This hour we talk to the coach of the new Little League World Series, give you some old people secrets and do some takeaways
This hour we bust Mugs on his big lie, see who has the weirdest coworker and get to some news
This hour we unload the goatline, do some clickbait and Johnny tells us his favorite things in Vegas
This hour we get a call from Wrong Way Gary, Klein's daughter has a problem with him killing flies and we try to give away some money
In today's show we try to see who is the most hung over, who didn't make it in, who might need to go home and who had a lot of whore glitter on them. We also get a crazy story from Wrong Way Gary, see if there was anyone Mugs didn't borrow money from and play some Vegas price is right
This hour we hear from the drunkest guy on our trip, see if we can guess where a lovely lady went on a date and give ya some takeaways
This hour we go over a crazy story we heard in Vegas, we see who can guess the price of the things we bought in Vegas and we get to some news
This hour Klein's plan to impress his wife backfires, Mugs borrows money from everyone in Vegas and we get to some news
This hour we learn how Klein's dad almost won big, how Omar is what he hates and we try to give away some money
CLIP- RIP Bob Barker. We play the Vegas version of the game with things we bought in Vegas
BOOM! Finally the lost show from Vegas has been retrieved. It wasn't my fault! Talk to you all tomorrow morning. I need a nap
Ok... this is gonna be a little wonky and might be the only part of the show you get today since there is the possibility for technical difficulties on our way to Vegas. But with this you can enjoy the first two hours of the show. Roogie boogie
in today's show Klein tells us how scheduling sex is going, we hear from our card counter, defend fat bottomed girls, rule in petty claims court and find out if Jake mushed his girlfriend's birthday
This hour we highlight Omar's love for baseball, help a couple settle beef in petty claims court and get to some news
This hour we go over the latest scams, see if big booty bitches are offended and we get to some news
This hour Klein gives us the update for scheduling sex with his wife, we check in on the GOATline and try to give away some money
CLIP- It's long been known how much Omar loves baseball and how it's all he thinks about
in today's show Klein's friend takes a shameful trip to Hawaii, we go over a flight panic disorder, give ya a new old people's secret, Klein and Ally have plumbing problems, hear your close call stories to get Johnny stoked for his first flight and Klein's wife tries to schedule sex
This hour Klein's wife tries to schedule sex, we do a round of clickbait and give ya some takeaways
This hour you tell us your close call stories to freak out Johnny for his first flight, Klein and Ally see who got taken for more by a plumber and we get to some news
This hour we check in on the GOATline, get a new old people's secret and hear about a panic disorder
This hour we go over the hype of the storm, Klein tells the story of his friend's shameful trip to Hawaii and we try to give away some money
CLIP- Klein and Ally had plumbing problems at the same time. Who got screwed over more?
CLIP- In order to get Johnny stoked for his first plane ride we're having you tell him all your close call stories
This hour we see if we can rebuild after the hurricane, Ally might get a matching tattoo, Klein went to go see Barbie, we fill some more seats on our party plane, and we hear about maybe the worst Uber driver ever
This hour Ally tells us which celeb she ran into at Costco, do a round of where'd ya go and give ya some takeaways
This hour we hear what went down when Klein went to go see Barbie, we give out another seat on our party plane and get to some news
this hour we hear your stories about how you need to be redeemed, Johnny has a stalker and we get to some news
This hour we wonder what all the fuss was about, Ally might be getting a matching tattoo and we try to give away some money
in today's show we see what Johnny doesn't know about planes, find out what you're doing to prepare for Hilary, get your shameful Vegas stories, look for someone responsible and tell ya what you should be watching
This hour we let you know what you should be watching, look to fill one more seat on our party plane and give ya some takeaways
This hour we hit the streets to ask people if they're ready for the storm, we look for a responsible person to come with us to Vegas and we get to some news
This hour we see what Johnny knows about planes, we hear your shameful Vegas stories and get to some news
CLIP- We ask what was your most shameful Vegas moment for your chance to get on our Party plane
In today's show Klein wants a snack drawer in the bedroom, Ally has a problem leaving her Airbnb, Mugs tries to get a smash n grab crew, we meet the neighbors and we pack our party plane to Vegas with more crazy people
This hour we se what's going on in the neighborhood, find out who has the best +1 for Vegas and give ya some takeaways
This hour we hip you to the latest scams, Mugs try to recruit for a smash n grab and we try to find swingers to come with us to Vegas
This hour Ally is feeling guilty about the way she's leaving her Airbnb, we see who has the best connections in Vegas and we get to some news
This hour Klein is stoked for a new trend, has a dilemma with his wife about phones and we try to give away some money
In today's show Ally returns tortillas, Vanessa reads mean comments, we find Mugs' people, we get to the truth about bed bugs and rule in petty claims court
This hour Omar helps us review good rules to know when dealing with djs, we open petty claims court and give ya some takeaways
This hour Vanessa tries to take the edge off mean comments, Ally returns moldy tortillas and we get to some news
This hour we try to find Mugs' people by finding those who have woken up in strange places, fill another seat on our party plane and do some news
This hour we find out the truth about bed bugs, review some old audio of drunk Mugs and try to give away some money
In today's show Ally screws up a poke order, Klein loses a chalkboard, we play import/export, do a round of clickbait, find what the funniest movie is and get more people on our party plane to Vegas!
This hour we do a round of clickbait, try to find someone who is engaged to come to Vegas with us and we give ya some takeaways
This hour there's a new trend in work perks, science thinks they have the funniest movie picked out and Ally wants a lesbian in Vegas
This hour Klein can't find a key component of going back to school pics, we find a Vegas virgin for our party plane and we get to some news
This hour Ally tells the story of how she messed up her poke order, we see if we should import a new trend from Sweden and we try to give away some money
CLIP- Klein's kids had their first day of school but he was missing one important thing
In today's show we make the big announcement that we're taking this show on the road and that YOU can join us in VEGAS! We also hear about the poker tourney over the weekend, do a round of where'd ya go and find out what Omar will do to get a good burger
This hour we find out what people never learned in life but learned in school, we look for a lucky person to join us in Vegas and we get to some news
This hour we spill the beans about our big trip to Vegas and you can join us. First up, are you newly single?
This hour we see if Klein will get Omar a pizza for his birthday, hear about K&A's poker tourney over the weekend and try to give away some money
CLIP- Over the weekend Klein and Ally played in a poker tournament and as it turns out Ally might be a better player than Klein
In today's show we teach you how not to smuggling drugs, see who had the dumbest roommate, Omar tries to use a fake ID, we open the box of shame, see how much Johnny doesn't know about school, unpack Blind Charlie's love life and Nicole Alvarez calls us from Incubus' tour bus
Tis hour we find out what Johnny doesn't know about school, give you the deets on Blind Charlie's love life and give ya some takeaways
This hour we see if Omar was able to use a fake ID, have you admit your shame and get a call from Nicole Alvarez from the Incubus tour bus
CLIP- Snakes fall from the sky, we hear about your dumbest roommate and what do you do when you have the bed to yourself?"
this hour we revisit an old idea Klein has about smuggling drugs, give away some money and get to some news
New show, new logo! In today's show we celebrate Jake's pizza day, Klein gives us the details about his ice cream bike, we hear some Montgomery brawl songs, see how many phone numbers you remember, Ally has a new best time to have sex, we try to return losing lotto tickets, and we meet the neighbors
This hour Ally triers to return a lotto ticket, we see what's going on in the neighborhood and give ya some takeaways
This hour we get you the times your folks were cheap, Ally has a new favorite time to have sex and Klein tries to return a lotto ticket
This hour we go over the songs that have popped up over the viral brawl, give some noms for employee of the month and see how many phone numbers you remember
This hour Klein tries to back out of buying Jake pizza, we try to give away some money and we get more details about Klein's ice cream bike
This time it's all about Bling Charlie. We get to the bottom of him getting some bottom
In today's show Omar gets a fake ID, we meet Jake's people, we rule in petty claims court, do a round of bamboozled, take to a guy looking for the monster in Loch Ness and see how much Ally knows about cards
This hour we see how much Ally knows about cards, talk to a guy looking for the Loch Ness monster and give ya some takeaways
This hour we go over the poster for Will's show, discuss which birthdays are required to be remembered and try to give away some money
CLIP- we find someone who reminds us of someone on the show because these are their people
In today's show everyone has and excuse for missing Jake's party, Ally has a new snack, we see who had the biggest lotto win, unload some goats, play a round of stonergories, clickbait and talk to Ally's cheatin' wife about her obsession with Taylor Swift
This hour we do a round of clickbait, see what you think was under and overrated at school and give ya some takeaways
This hour we play a round of Stonergories, talk to Ally's wife about why she's obsessed with Taylor Swift and we get some old people secrets
This hour we unload the goat line, hear about your biggest lotto winnings and breakdown the Montgomery brawl
CLIP- Everyone said they were going to Jake's party but no one did. Who had the worst excuse
In today's show Omar goes to the movies and gives us his top 5 chain restaurants, Ally has beef with her wife and Taylor Swift, the news tries to hip you to the new slang, Johnny makes a big purchase and we try to guess how far you went on a first date
This hour we make sure Blind Charlie is still alive, Omar has some thoughts on the movies and we try to give away some money
Are you ready for the weekend? (yah!) Beermug undresses on live television at the Taylor Swift show, Klein breaks the news to his wife about getting scammed, and Ally asks for help on a strange proposition from a friend. Plus Klein & Ally share the latest Side Hustles, listeners bet on a new round of Johnny Doesn't Know, and Vanessa makes her Box of Shame debut. Or shall we say de-poo?
In today's show we hit the snooze button, Klein gets scammed (again), we ask for your shameful returns, meet the neighbors, see if you're a one percenter and find out if we're getting uglier
This hour we slowly realize we're all converting to taytay lovers, we see if we're all getting uglier and give you some takeaways
This hour we see who are crazy enough to roll with 1% on their phones, find out which stereotypes you hate about yourself because they're real and and get to some news
This hour we find out about your most shameful returns, we get a song from a neighbor and we get to some news
This hour we see how many times you hit the snooze, Klein gets scammed and we try to give away some money
This hour Omar gets a special pizza, we hip you to the latest scams and give you some takeaways
This hour we decide for Mugs to camp out at Taylor Swift, we take a work etiquette quiz and give ya some news
This hour we talk to Danny Elfman about Pee Wee, see if Johnny knows what his theme song is based of and try to give away some money
in today's show Klein has to dispose of a body, Ally finds discounted sperm, we say goodbye top Bling Charlie, Johnny gives us his review of Pee Wee, find out about the times you inured yourself and unload some goats
This hour Johnny watches Pee Wee for the first time and tells us what he thinks, there's a deal on sperm and Klein visits the doctor
This hour we find out where the best place to go on a first date to make a good impression, see if we can guess what movie people are going to and do a round of clickbait
this hour e take you stories about time you injured yourself more than the thing you were trying to hurt, say goodbye to Blind Charlie and we unload some GOATS
This hour there's a body Klein needs to dispose of, we have a conspiracy theory about AKTN and we try to give away some money
CLIP- we take you stories of times you ended up hurting yourself more than the thing you were trying to hurt
In today's show Ally barfs, we give you great break up lines, we ask if it's weird to take your birthday off, see if you'd ditch your friend for VIP, play Netflix or Notflix and Klein has a plumbing issue
This hour Klein has a plumbing problem, we try to guess how far you went on a date and give you some takeaways
This hour we see if we should import a new trend from China, find out if you'd ditch your friends for VIP or be a solid wingman and do a round of Netflix or Notflix
This hour we ask if it's weird to take your birthday off, we see if we can give better breakup lines than AI and get to some news
This hour we see who would want to go see Taylor, Ally barfed after Barbie and we try to give away some money
In today's show you win Omar's Sriracha, Ally has a high school reunion, Klein sees someone famous in a Ralphs, we talk to the chaos queen, we see how much Johnny doesn't know about medical terms and we find the winner of Park Week
This hour we find out who is the winner of Park Week, do a big bet and give you some takeaways
This hour Ally is upset she has to pay to go to her reunion, we get a call from the chaos queen who smiles in all her mugshots and get to some news
This hour we give away Omar's bottles of Sriracha, see if Johnny knows anything about medical terms and hear your alien stories
This hour Klein spots a celebrity in a Ralphs, we try to give away some money and we get to some news
In today's show is Klein screws up as favor, we check in with the sauce boss, talk to an alien expert, do a reverse el cheapo, meet the neighbors and do a round of import/export
This hour we have some park week confrontations, do a round of import/export and give you our takeaways
This hour we do a reverse el cheapo and hear your stories of how you spend too much money, Klein has messed up a favor and we do some news
This hour we see who one the show is thought of as a nudist, try to give away some money and get to the news
CLIP- Taco Bell is looking for someone to write new slogans for their sauce packets and we thought who better than our sauce boss?
In today's show we go over your stories of pet survival, Ally gives her wife a fake lottery ticket, Johnny can't use Venmo, we head to petty claims court and we learn about the shotgun snack
This hour Klein has a new snack idea, we go over our most shameful songs and give you some takeaways
This hour Ally pranks her wife, you help to decide a couples petty claim and we get to some news
This hour we hear your stories about how your pet survived but probably shouldn't, a listener sends us a new song about Jake and we get to some news
In today's show we go over what Klein's weird illness might be, see what the most expensive thing you broke as a kid, continue with Park Week, see the longest you went without sleep, do a round of clickbait, and find out the hot new time for dinner reservations
This hour we do a round of Clickbait, hear about a lovely old person, and see when the new hot time for dinner reservations are
This hour we highlight some of the worst parkers in SoCal, see what the longest you've gone without sleep and get to some news
This hour we unload the GOATline, hear the stories of the most expensive thing your kid has broken or that you broke as a kid and we get to some news
This hour Ally realizes she messed up with booking the whoretel, we give Klein options of what his weird illness might be and try to give away some money
CLIP- Parkweek continues as Mugs confronts one of the most aggravating of the offenders
CLIP- Every so often we like to highlight all the amazing messages we receive on the GOATline
In today's show Klein almost dies at the hospital, Ally books her wife a special hotel in Vegas, we see how much a dude knows about Sublime, launch Park Week and try to guess where and how far a dude went on his date
This hour we find out that depending on what you did to your Barbies you may be a crazy person, we try to guess how far a dude went on his date and give you some takeaways
This hour Klein tells us how he escaped death (maybe), we see how much a dude knows about Sublime and give ya the news
This hour we hear about the worst parkers in LA, Ally booked her wife a special hotel in Vegas and we get to some news
This hour we learn a little about Klein's stay in the hospital, try to give away some money and do some news
CLIP- Klein had to stay at the hospital but don't worry! His wife brought him a blanket ...kind of
Klein was near death last night (you should have seen the pics on the text chat. It looks like they pulled a mini demon out of his ear)
So, enjoy this best of reply podcast that we posted when we were on break but didn't actually air because someone (NOT ME) didn't press the right button
In today's show we help with the Sriracha shortage, see what the most cash you've ever had on you, check in on your thermostats and see if we should import the latest trends from China
This hour we hear about the beef people have over the AC, talk about tipping and give you some takeaways
We see how much money Omar will pay for a bottle of his beloved sauce, we talk to the doc that will make you look like Barbie and get to some news
This hour we get some more noms for employee of the month, we see how much was the most cash you had on you and do some news
This hour we see if we should import the latest trend in China, Mugs does some pit stops and we try to give away some money
CLIP- we go around the world and see if we should import some of the latest trends or if they should stay there
In today's show we get some old people's secrets, unload some GOATS, Klein's neighbor has a big ask, we see if we can make better pickup lines than Chat GPT, Mugs shows off his baby pics, do a round of clickbait and meet the heat seekers
This hour Mugs shows off his baby pics, we learn more about the people known as heat seekers and give ya some takeaways
This hour we do a round of Clickbait, see if we can make better pickup lines than Chat GPT and do some news
This hour Klein's neighbor has a big ask, we check in on the goat line and do some news
In today's show Klein goes camping in his front yard, Jake is creepy, a couple gets a $30,000 Uber, Klein sneezes out a sandwich, people are chasing the heat and we see how much a dude knows about My Chem
This hour we try to guess how far a young lady went on her date, find out why a couple got charged $30,000 for an Uber and give you some takeaways
This hour Omar tells us the songs he won't play at weddings, Klein gets dicked over at the beach and we take your don't be a dick noms
This hour Klein becomes the first person to ever do anything, we see if a dude knows anything about My Chem and do some news
This hour we talk about the people going to Death Valley for the heat, Klein camping in his front yard and we try to give away some money
CLIP- Jake is into some weird stuff and we see if strangers think he is as creepy as we do
In today's show Klein might be getting an ice cream truck, Jake shares something nerdy, we try to add to the menu at Bob's Big Boy, we get some employee of the month noms, try to make a cheese sandwich and see if Johnny knows anything about Tome Cruise
This hour we open the box of shame, see if Johnny knows anything about Tom Cruise and give you some takeaways
This hour we see if Klein's wife will give him an eargasim, we see if regular people can replace the actors and we try to make the new viral cheese sandwich
This hour Jake shares something nerdy, we try to add to the Bob's Big Boy menu and hear the some old joke about the lottery over and over
This hour we learn that lots of people say they can go a long time without their phones in the summer, Klein gets a sick offer and we try to give away some money
In today's show we learn who is the most whipped, Ally's friend goes gay, we hear about a rare fetish, we see what the drunks say about beating the heat and hear about the best free food you ever had
This hour we meet the neighbors, learn about eargasims and see if we should import or export
This hour we talk to Ally's friend who is done with men, get advice from the drunks on how to beat the heat and do some news
This hour we find out the best free food you ever got, try to guess a woman's fetish and get to some news
This hour we go over Mugs bitchy out, how the city of Santa Monica need to turn down the volume and try to give away some money
In today's show Mugs gets a wig, Ally might be getting robbed, we make some PSAs for the heat, we go over sleep divorce and we pass judgment in petty claims court
This hour we hear from a guy who stays happy living separate from his wife, we judge petty claims court and give you some takeaways
This hour Mugs gets fitted for a wig, we go over a new trend of sleep divorce and we do some news
This hour we hip you to the latest scams, we make some new PSAs to help you beat the heat and we do some news
This hour we address a man who had a 15ft pet snake go missing, Ally's house is being cased and we try to give away some money
In today's show we might be eating a very large pizza, Klein sees about buying a shopping cart, Omar fights the bees, Mugs defends Crocs, we get some old people secrets and play Prime day price is right
This hour we learn the answers behind those shady links, talk to the star of the new movie Joy Ride, Sherry Cola, and say our goodbyes
This hour Klein sees about buying a shopping cart, we play Prime price is right and do dome news
This hour we check in on the GOAT line, Omar tries to protect his family and we find out the secret to old age
This hour we discuss trying to eat a 50lb pizza, try to give away some money and do some news
We are BACK! First show out of the gate after vacay and it wasn't a total train wreck. We might be getting good at this. In today's show Klein gets scammed while renting chairs, Ally tries to steal beer, Jake sees if a guy knows anything about Sublime, Mugs is getting a wig and we talk to the dude who is behind There I ruined It
This hour Klein tells us how he got scammed while trying to rent some chairs, we go over the temperature rise and Mugs coughs on air
This hour Mugs is getting hooked up with a wig, we talk to the There I ruined It guy and we play Import or Export
This hour we ask if you ever got a fake ticket, see if a dude knows anything about Sublime and give ya some news
This hour we hear how summer is overrated, Klein tells the story of his flight and we try to give away some money
CLIP- We talk to the lady who is gonna fit Mugs with a wig and make him look real purdy
Hope you still have your fingers and hearing from yesterday. We're back with another best of
Probably the greatest athlete in the country and a true American hero, Joey calls in before the big battle
In today's show Klein tries to help an old lady, Ally gives up her blanky, we talk to Joey Chestnut, we bet on breast milk, open up the box of shame and see how much Johnny knows about America
This hour we talk to the greatest athlete of all time, see if you can tell which new shows are fake and give you some takeaways
This hour Klein opens the box of shame, Ally has a major announcement and we do some news
This hour Ally reviews the Grimace shake with shocking results, we have a big bet about breasts and we do some news
This hour Klein tries to help an old lady, we try to give away some money and get into some news
CLIP- We see how many times we can say a word for boobs to a lady that makes jewelry out of breast milk
In today's show Klein's friends rip him off, we get some El Cheapo hacks, get the rules for road trippin', hear your stories about missing fingers and we see what's going on in the neighborhood
This hour we find out how Klein is gonna get his dog on the plane, we se what's going on in the neighborhood and give you some takeaways
This hour we hear your stories of how you lost a finger, hear about the latest scams and Ally's terrible joke
In this hour we get your El Cheapo hacks, find out what the rules for road tripping are and it's time to pack your patience
This hour we hear how Klein's friends screwed him over, remember the nubber and give away $100!
We get a call from Richard at Pinks with the BIG news that the Hamdogger sold so well that its now a permanent part of the menu
The bonus podcast that we don't get paid for but we do get to swear so that's cool I guess
In today's show Klein has found a new calling, Ally is a terrible mother, we find out what a granfluencer is, rule in a problem of a relationship and see what are the most over and underrated things of summer
This hour we ask what are the most over and underrated things of summer, Ally lets her baby drink and we give you some takeaways
This hour we see if you can spot the fauxlab, get some safety tips from Mugs and learn about graninfluencers
This hour we rule on the thing tearing your relationship apart, get some new noms for employee of the month and do some news
This hour Klein lets us know what he might be buying, we do some news and try to give away some money
XLIP- Mugs hits the bar to get firework safety tips from the people throwing back beers
In today's show we see how weird it is for adults to see Pixar movies by themselves, give you some old people secrets, review the GOAT line, see what'll happen when the internet goes out, find out which things hold up since you were a kid and how messed up you are if you relax to murder shows
This hour we go over stuff that holds up after all this time, find out how crazy you are if you relax to murder shows and get some gayest show highlights
This hour we play some GOAt line all stars, get the secrets to long life and discuss what we'll do when the internet goes out
This hour we talk about how weird it is for adults to see Pixar movies alone, the hell of summer travel and try to give away some money
CLIP- they're saying that if you relax to murder shows and podcast there's something wrong with you
In today's show Mugs get hypnotized and it's fucking epic, Klein has a late night at the vet, Ally annoys people on a plane, we see how well a dude knows the Black Keys and we see where you went on a first date
This hour we wrap up the hypnotism, see where ya went and what you did on a first date, give ya some news and our takeaways
This hour we hear a great excuse to get out of school but then Mugs goes crazy after getting hypnotized
This hour we hear about why Klein had to rush his dog to the vet, we see if a guy in a Black Keys shirt knows anything about the band and do some news
This hour we hear about Ally's flight, Mugs is late (again) and we see if we should import or export
In today's show we boo Klein's old jokes, take on Ally's new foot video, open the box of shame, hypnotize Mugs, see how much Johnny doesn't know about money and give ya a big bet
This hour we see how much Johnny doesn't know about money, hear a story about a man who tried to pick up a woman after he held her at gun point and give you some takeaways
This hour we hear the audio from Ally's foot video, we see what we can get Mugs to do when hypnotized and do some news
This hour we open up the box of shame to see who threw poop at people, see if Johnny can get a number and do some news
This hour we boo Klein for his bad jokes, go over how restaurants might be ripping you off and try to give away some money
In today's show we see if you'd wear a used bathing suit, date your friend's ex, get a call from Ally's mom, Klein gets a compliment, an old lady get hypnotized and Mugs spins the wheel of Groupon punishments
This hour Klein get a sort of compliment? Mugs spins the Groupon Wheel and we give you some takeaways
This hour we see if you'd date a friend's ex, see about a hypnotism scam and do the news
This hour we get into fireworks vs watermelon, we call Ally's mom about her stealing and do the news
This hour we try to give away some money, see if you'd buy a used bathing suit and give ya the news
Maybe one of the best ones yet. Listen to Ally trying to pull her underwear over her head!
In today's show Jake is moving in with his girlfriend, we find out what makes you feel rich, Ally is gonna start selling feet pics, we head to Petty Claims Court, hear about move auctions and a dumpy tree frog
This hour we hear from a guy about all the cool movie props going up for auction, we confront Jake about his collecting of animal specimens and give you some takeaways
This hour Ally has been offered to sell pics of her feet, we see who is right or wrong in a relationship and give ya the news
This hour we have new noms for employee of the month, see what little things make you feel rich and do some news
In today's show we get some Old People Secrets, hear about some freaky dentists, Ally writes a terrible jingle, Klein gets his water stolen, we hear about a first date and Ally meets her peopledababy
This hour Klein has been the victim of theft, Ally meets her people and we give you some takeaways
This hour we hear the story of a first date get into some news and hear Ally's In n Out song
This hour we review the GOAT line, hear your stories about weird dentists and give ya some news
In today's show we review the force of nature known as RIP NASTY, Ally is international news, Klein has a terrible father's day, we go after tipping and try to predict the song of the summer
This hour we try to predict what will be the song of the summer, see if a guy knows anything about Rip Nasty and we give you some takeaways
This hour we take your don't be a dick noms, see if we can tell who we think the comments are about in the James Corden story and hit the goat line
This hour we review the raw force of nature called Rip Nasty, Tipping has gone crazy and people are sick of it and we give you the news
This hour we find out Ally is an international story, Klein has a terrible father's day and we try to give away some money
CLIP- we read the comments from the Daily mail story and see if we can tell if they're about Ally of James Corden
In today's show Klein's dad can't stop getting pickles, Ally think you can wake up dead, Mugs falls asleep (again), Johnny doesn't know phrases, we open up the box of shame and we prepare our buttholes for the debut of RIP NASTY tonight at The Commerce
This hour we find out which phrases Johnny doesn't know, hear about the depressing father's day Klein has planned and give you a song to get you into the weekend. What could it be?
We let you make confessions, Rip Nasty had a second practice and there was drama and Mugs falls alseep
This hour we hear how Klein's dad has never stopped getting pickles in the mail, we re-write some father's day cards and we go over the happiest jobs
James Corden calls the GOAT line, we get an update on the drama and we see if Johnny knows the news
CLIP- Klein got his dad a pickle of the month club for some reason years ago and they've never stopped coming
CLIP- fresh off only their 2nd practice for tonight's show, there's trouble in paradise
In today's show we call Klein's dad, Ally is in the middle of some celebrity drama, Omar goes to the ER, we nom employees of the month and we meet the neighbors
This hour we get some El Cheapo hacks, we re-write some father's day cards and give you our takeaways
This hour we go over the drama Ally started by talking s about James Corden at a concert, we call Klein's dad to see how well he knows him and we get into the news
This hour we find out who was the most famous person was at your high school, get some new noms for employee of the month and do some news
CLIP- Wow people actually listen to the show. We might be making the Daily Mail because of Ally's shit talk about that whiney bitch James Corden
In today's show we get our first taste of the band RIP NASTY, hear your stories about how you lost a tooth, see if we should import something from Italy, find out the worst advice your dad gave you, do a round of bamboozled and make amends with a dead gay dog
This hour we do a round of bamboozled, find out how we got bamboozled and talk to the guy who spent a grip to buy a hockey jersey
This hour we finally get to hear what'll sound like when Rip Nasty takes the stage for the first time this Friday, we hear the worst advice your dad ever gave you and do some news
This hour Klein tries to give us a positive moment, we hear your stories about missing teeth and Vanessa gets a new nickname
This hour we find out that Ally really doesn't know anything about her dad, we decide if we should import a new idea for a restaurant in Italy and try to give away some money
CLIP- turns out a lot of people have lost a tooth as an adult and there's usually always a good story
CLIP- The band known as Rip Nasty (or Generational Divide) had their first practice and we get to take a listen
In today's show we're getting band shirts, Klein loves Barbie, we talk to Ally's dad, find out if Mugs can beat Chat GPT, Jonny can't tell time, Jake risks his life for dumb reasons and we see where we can score some illegal fireworks
This hour we talk about scoring some illegal fireworks, talk to a de-influencer and give you some takeaways
This hour we go over the dumbest ways you've risked your life, we talk to Ally's dad to see why he doesn't like her gift and do a round of clickbait
This hour we fond out of Mugs can beat Chat GPT, find out Johnny can't read a clock and we get some people for don't blink
This hour we go over how we're getting band shirts made, Klein goes to a Barbie dreamland and we try to give away some money
In today's show Klein has a stinky tooth, there's drama with our band, Mugs has a problem with vaping, we talk to a UFO expert, get some answers about lesbians and give ya the world premiere of the Penis Pasta song remix
This hour we see how lucky Klein is, get some answers about lesbians and give ay world premiere of the Penis Pasta song remix
This hour we talk to a UFO expert, try to guess how far you went on a date and Mugs is addicted to vaping
This hour we take your don't be a dick noms, we find an amazing contestant for Band on Your Shirt and we have a big announcement
This hour we go over some drama with the band we made that'll play the Commerce Casino this Friday, address Klein's missing tooth and try to give away some of Ally's money
CLIP- They are out there and we think this might be the year we actually get a video that's not all blurry or a bunch of weird lights
In today's show we try to make Klein cry, we hear from the father of Ally's child, have an epic bet with Mugs, see if Johnny knows anything about movies, crown the gayest dog, talk to KROQ legend Richard Blade and Ally agrees to shave her head for charity
This hour we have an epic big bet with Mugs, see what were the top original songs of the week and give you some takeaways
This hour we crown the gayest dog in Amercia, talk to KROQ legend Richard Blade and do some news
This hour we hear about some neighbor wars, we try to make Klein cry and we see if Johnny knows anything about movies
This hour we hear from the father of Ally's son, discuss the best way to make Klein cry and ty to give away some money
in today's show Klein finds a Lunchable, Ally buys a bad Father's Day gift, Jake screws up Shovertime, we dive into the Dank Tank, meet the neighbors and give you some El Cheapo hack because you are are peopledababy
This hour we share some El Cheapo hacks, see about getting some illegal fireworks and give you some takeaways
This hour we try to find the gayest dog, see what's going on in the neighborhood and see if you can spot the fauxlab
This hour we hear Ally's idea of what makes a great father's day gift, try to turn your highdeas in high profit and give ya some news
This hour Klein asks if he can eat a Lunchable he found, we go over what happened with Showvertime and try to give away some money
In today's show Ally completes her transformation, we get some bad news about our grad speech, we get in trouble for an IG post, decide if we should get buried like they do in Japan, Lovel the Band helps us name ours and Klein cries at his kids singing
Lovely the band comes into the studio and helps us chose a band name for Jake, Mugs and Johnny's band and Klein almost cries at his kids singing
This hour we make some PSAs to help people stay away from wildlife, make a judgement in petty claims court and do some news
This hour Ally is undergoing a transformation, we got in trouble for an IG post and we do a round of bamboozled
This hour we hear about Ally's insanely long questions, we get some bad news about our graduation speech and we try to give away some money
In today's show Hozier stops by, Klein goes to a very special concert, we play gay or nay, Ally asks a insanely long question, Johnny and Beermug might move in together and we do a round of clickbait
This how we're joined by the great Hozier, Ally asks a rambling 45 second question and we give you some takeaways
This hour we find out that Mugs and Johnny might be roommates, we do a round of clickbait and Klein goes to a very special concert
This hour we find out LA tops the nation in dog bites for postal workers, we see if we can tell if you're gay or not, and we ask is summer vacation as the kid is the best time of your life
This hour Johnny al most has to throw hands, we try to give away some money and give ya some news
CLIP- Ally went down to pride and interviewed some people and we try to tell if they're gay or not
CLIP- is there anything scarier than those words? Yes. Jake is trying to get Johnny to move into a room and Beermug tries to undercut the offer
In today's show Klein has a favor asked of him, Ally has some ideas about brunch, we do a round of Band on Your Shirt and How Far You'd Go, and we talk to the great Cheech Marin, Jake's favorite celebrity
This hour the legend, Cheech Marin comes in to talk to us and we are so stoked to have him. We see how much he remembers about his life and we give you some takeaways
This hour we try to help the taco stand that have been getting held up, see if we can guess where you went on a date and start the search for SoCal's gayest dog!
This hour we try to rid the world of dicks, see if you know anything about the band on your shirt and Klein wrecks a lemonade stand
This hour we see just how painful it is for Klein to do a favor, Ally has some suggestions for brunch and we try to give away some money
CLIP- This time around we found a guy wearing an Arctic Monkeys shirt. Lets find out how much he knows about the band
CLIP- We hear from a guy who had a date with "a fan". Let's find out where they went and how far
I today's show we find out if Klein and Beermug are liars, Ally answers lesbian questions, Kibby almost gets eaten by a coyote, we see if Johnny knows anything about weddings and our friend Brad Williams stops by the studio
This how we hang out with Brad Williams a little more... haha a little more. See what I did there? And Kevan Kenny comes in to pimp out his Limp Bizkit cover band
This hour we let you ask questions to our lesbian, hook up Klein and Mugs to the lie detector and our friend Brad Williams stops by
This how Klein tries to save the day at his house, we see how much Johnny knows about weddings and do a round of weekend watchers
This how we have our theories about Mugs and we review his Boygenius interview, we try to give away some money and give ya the news
in today's show we Ally finally has some good luck, Klein might commit a murder, Beermug is late ...again, we take a Chat GPT test to see if we can beat the robots and we hear from the voice of cartoons
This hour we hear about how Klein's wife wants him to commit a murder, we get a call from Eric Bauza who voices almost every cartoon character and give ya some news
This hour Ally's bad luck gets turned around by hanging out with her hot sister, we give you a grad speech and do a round of Netflix or NOTflix
This hour we get a call from an odd sounding caller, cover the guy suing the Angels for getting hit with a baseball and try to give away some money
It's the bonus podcast that you can hear liv if you have the Audacy app. It's a super simple thing that we have trouble teaching our boss in this episode
In today's show we take the Chipotle test to see who is the most attractive, Ally is saved by a pedo, Klein has a way to fix his remote situation, we have a show spelling bee and we find out who is the worst person tp sleep next to
This hour we address the horror which is Klein's home life, have another round of a spelling bee and give you some takeaways
This hour we finally find out who is the most attractive, see who makes the worst sleep partners and do some news
This hour we go over one of the craziest scams, Ally has to be helped by a pedo, we have a spelling bee and give ya some news
We go over a story of a man who went overboard on a cruise, try to give away some money and give ya some news
CLIP- We go over a new scam so crazy we can't believe they found a person to fall for it
in today's show Ally's mom takes a horrible video, Omar goes to see the whale, Klein offers a ride, Jake is right about dumpsters and we hear from a guy who has run from the cops numerous times
This hour we ask if Jake is right about jumping in dumpsters, hear from a dude who has run from the cops several times and give you some takeaways
This hour we hear how Ally's mom missed a really easy video, ask which moments you mom missed, do a round of Clickbait and give ya the news
This hour we see what are the things you shouldn't have at your wedding, Omar tries to see the whales, we see if a lady knows anything about the band on her shirt and do some news
This hour we find out how many times you should offer a ride, try to give away some money and get into some news
Well, would ya look at that Jake the Nerd finally got the podcast up. Now you can stop saying mean things to him online. Enjoy some of these greatest hits on origin stories
In today's show we see what you found on the street, Mugs talks to the bees, we give you some pool etiquette, check in with El Cheapo, see if you can describe us in one word and talk with a travel expert
This hour we see what you've found on the street, do a big bet and give you our takeaways
This hour we learn something important about bees, we give you some homework and we do some news
This hour we learn what not to do at the pool this summer, Klein takes a nap and we try to give away some money
CLIP- we talk to a travel expert and see if we can get him to say the phrase that pays!
It's the bonus podcast that you can hear live if you download the Audacy app. We also get to swear
in today's show we see if Ally is the asshole, see about charging to use the microwave, do a round of bamboozled, Mugs hits the streets to se what people think about the Skittles ban, solve a problem in a relationship and talk to long hair Otis
This hour we talk to a dude who got his HS diploma yeeears later because he refused to cut his hair, we see who should win employee of the month and give you some takeaways
This hour you help decide if a couple stays together or not, see if you can pick which newscaster says the phrase that pays and we get to some news
This hour we give you the latest scams, see if Ally is the a-hole and Mugs hits the streets to ask about Skittles
This hour we go over a new trend at workplaces where they're charging to use the microwave, see if you guys know the news and then give you some
In today's show Klein is worried about a computer, we try to solve an IG pants mystery, we hear Omar's least favorite phrase, Ally is getting some pointed relationship questions, we see if we should pee like the Germans do, talk to the angriest airport, hear from a match maker and find out about the Sunday scaries
This hour we do a round of clickbait, hear about something called the Sunday scaries and give you some takeaways
This hour we call the angriest airport, Ally's wife has some questions and we hear from a match maker
This hour we try to solve the mystery about who is buying pants off the IG account, hear about Omar's most hated phrase and se if we all should be sitting down to pee
This hour we learn that you should have already left for vacation if you want to beat the holiday weekend rush, Klein is worried about the computer in the guest room and we try to give away some money
CLIP- A new trend in Germany is that all the dudes sit down to pee. Should we do it here?
In today's show Ally joins the mon of the month club, Klein regrets not going to the Lakers game, we see what happened on your first date, we see if you anything about the band on your shirt, we take your don't be a dick noms, Omar gets the worst car wash and Ally tries of watch all the fast and the furious movies
This hour we hear the gayest show highlights, see if a girl knows anything about Linkin Park and Omar gets his car washed
This hour we take all your don't be a dick noms, talk to one of the lovely ladies that helped the first unionized strip clubs and give ya some news
This hour we learn why you're getting bit more often by mosquitos, All reviews the Fast and Furious movies and we do a round of where'd ya go, how far you go?
This how we hear about how Klein had to go to his kid's play instead of going to the game, Ally admits to being something called a remote raven and we try to give away some money
CLIP- New science! They've learned what makes some people get bitten by mosquitos for than others
CLIP- We like to get someone who went on a first date and see if we can guess where they went and how far they went
In today's show Klein gets an offer to see the Lakers but his wife says he can't go, we talk to a doctor who knows when you'll die, hear a slow fast and furious reporter, take a quiz to see how long we'll make it when the robots take over and find out that the DMV wants to be your booty call
This hour the everything donut is revealed, we discuss an upcoming chipotle bet and give you some takeaways
This hour we see what you dropped in the toilet and if you went after it, we take a quiz to see how long we'll live when the robots take over and give ya some news
This hour we talk to a doc who can tell ya when you're going to die, place a big bet on Klein and listen to the slowest reporter talk about the fastest movie
This hour we go over how annoying the voice that tells you to stay on hold is, if Klein should go to the Lakers or his kid's play and we give away some money because Johnny is dumb!
In today's show Ally is a lemon, we check out the latest brawls and scams, find out what the best snack is, talk to Ally's hot sister, Jake goes to the worst bachelor party, see what the best video game is and mugs hits the streets to see what people think of K&A's pics
This hour we talk to Ally's hot sister and try to get her to move back to CA, ask the question if you would let your neighbor use your pool and give you some takeaways
This hour we send Mugs to the streets to see what people think if we show them a pic of Klein and Ally as AI's most attractive people, hip you to the latest scams and give you the news
This hour Jake is going to the worst bachelor party, we see what's going on in the neighborhood and we see what the best snack is
This hour Ally has a new endorsement, we go over some brawls in happy places and we do some news
It's the bonus podcast! Get in here and hear all about Johnny's search for cheap condoms
In today's show Ally tries not to get murdered while selling her car, Mugs fights the power, Klein buys something ridiculous at Costco, the kids react to the chocolate milk ban, and we get a call from everyone's favorite, the influencer!
This hour the influencer calls in to piss everyone off, we talk to comedian Vir Das and give you some takeaways
This hour Klein breaks the news to his kids that they're banning chocolate milk, Ally tries to sell and car and we find out what's going on in the news
This hour Mugs hits the streets to dispense some justice, Klein bought something crazy at Costco and we do some news
This hour starts late because Klein is late. We also nominate employees of the month and try to give away some money
In today's show we go over hero kids, robo cars, who has the weirdest co-worker, what is late, do a round of clickbait and do a menu redo for a donut!
This hour we go over tipping for self check out, Klein gives us the bets to make on the lakers and we give you some takeaways
This hour we ask for your stories about the weirdest people you work with, do a round of clickbait and give you the news
This hour a kid without a phone saves a bus, robot cars are the worst and we try to give away some money
CLIP- A kid saved a bus from crashing but only because he didn't have a phone. What a loser
CLIP- The Hamdogger went so well we're gonna try a donut now. Who will come out on top?
CLIP- we click on the links so you don't have to! What's the most dangerous day of the year? What to women think about during sex? Find out!
In today's show we talk with The machine Bert Kreischer, Ally finds the magic of condolence sex, do a round of band on your shirt, Johnny kisses a baddie that just barfed, Klein sings for the writer's strike and we find out about adult zoomies
This hour we take your don't be a dick noms, go over a story about writer's do a whole dating thing and give you our takeaways
This hour post master Johnny makes out with a girl just after she puked, Klein tries to cheep up the writer's strike and we do some news
This hour Ally finds out about the magic of condolence sex, we talk the The Machine Bert Kreischer, do a band on your shirt and more
This hour we review the weekend, find out about adult zoomies, try to give away some money and do the news
CLIP- one of our favorite games. This time it's Sublime and a jacket. Lets see how she does
in today's show Mugs confesses to his mom, we find out we have beef with KNX, hear about the craziest returns, see if we can get a writer on strike to write a card for us and hear from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
CLIP- We air the interviews from our Pizza and a Band with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs give ya some takeaways and bounce
this hour Mugs calls his mom to confess some things, we find out about the craziest things that have been returned and more
This hour we do a big bet to see if Jake can get a writer on strike to write a Mother's Day card, we find about the best position to have sex and what's the worst thing about having a dog
this hour we find out we have beef with KNX, Klein is a fancy boy and we try to give away some money
CLIP- For the first time the majority of households have dogs. What are the worst things about having one
In this show we get on the news, Ally has the house to herself, we re-write mother's day cards, meet the neighbors, hear some fake voice overs, Jake makes an apology and we hear about the worst mom ever
In this hour Jake has an apology to make, we give you some El Cheapo hacks and hear about the worst mom in the world (not Omar's)
This hour we hear Ally's fake VO scripts, see if the dudes repping Lakers gear know anything about the band and hear a story of a listener's conception
This hour we see is having the house to yourself is a good thing, re-write mother's day cards and we meet the neighbors
This hour we finally get a shout out on the news! ...sort of, a listener calls in and wants to go down on Ally and we try to give away some money
CLIP- Ally does voice over work on the side. For months we've been planting fake scripts for her to voice
CLIP- we take those cards with terrible jokes and try to guess what they are or make them better
Boom! The bonus podcast is here. Download the Audacy app to listen live! Today we talk about real estate, sandwiches and what we would do if we weren't in radio
In today's show Jared Leto stops by, Klein has a plumbing issue, we get the worst mom advice, talk to the family that does Only Fans together, and learn about the new things people are stealing
This hour the one and only Jared Leto stops by to chat, we predict the Lakers series and give you some takeaways
This hour Johnny moves into the studio for 24 hours, we talk to a family that does Only Fans together and we predict what bands will break up
This hour we hear the worst advice your mom ever gave you, Klein has a plumbing issue and we do some news
This hour people are starting to steal artificial turf, we got a bunch of new scams and we ty to give away some money
In today's show Mugs gets into an accident, we get some old people's secrets, Ally is tired of living in shame, we have an awkward MOMent, people share their stories of snooping on their significant others and we see who could be the next employee of the month
This hour we go over Mug's accident again, give you some employee of the month noms and do some takeaways
This hour we have you call you mama for some awkward MOMents, Ally has a confession and we do some news
This hour we learn the majority of people are snooping through other people's devices, we talk to Nugget Nick about the gold up in there hills and get some interesting calls
This hour Mugs comes across a nasty accident, we get some old people secrets and try to give away some money
CLIP- We learn the secrets to living to a ripe old age ...if we can figure out what they're saying
CLIP- Right after her got into an accident, Mugs came across an even bigger one and become a hero
In today's show we go over our 5K results, Klein battle 5Hr Energy, Ally battles the urge to pee in the pool, play a round of band on Your Shirt and talk to Danny Elfman
This hour we go over how 5Hr Energy is throwing shade at Klein, we take your don't be a dick noms and give you our takeaways
This hour we get our 5K results, see if we can guess how far a guy went on a date, and talk to Danny Elfman
This hour we go over the train wreck of Ally singing the anthem, play a round of band on your shirt, and see how gross Ally can get in a pool
In this hour we go over some of our 5K experience, discuss the magic of the rizz master and try to give away some money
Awww yeaugh! Cinco de Mayo show in the books. Today we welcome the legend Billy Corgan, got a bunch of listeners drunk, got Jake high, open the box of shame, turn Mugs into a pinata and talk to some Star Wars nerds
This hour we go over our punishments for the 5K tomorrow, hit Mugs with a bat again and try to decide if Jake is high
This hour we open up the box of shame, see who the biggest fan was at the Carrie Fisher star yesterday and a caller says you will get high from eating weed
This hour we get ready for a hellova show by talking about exploding massagers and trying to give away some money
CLIP- Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins stops by the studio to chat and play some songs (which we can't have here for some whack reason)
Check out how his songs were held for ransom and his thoughts on aliens
CLIP- it's the worst part of a Friday. I hate that we do these on Fridays. I hate that we do these any day actually
In today's show we see if Jake ever admits when he's wrong, Klein spins the wheel of punishment, Mugs tries to end the writer's strike, we get some El Cheapo hacks and we see what you'll smash to see smashing pumpkins
This hour a dude smashes a computer to see smashing pumpkins, we se if people at the DMV can help the writer's strike and learn about a shaving controversy
This hour we give you hacks on how to save money, find out the truth about parking at broken meters and and see what people will smash
This hour we see if Jake can admit when he's wrong, Ally sees if she's remembered and we try to give away some money
CLIP- we had a big blow up yesterday when Jake said you can't get high from eating raw weed.
Alright, let's get into the show where we can swear which.. oddly enough I don't think we do today. What a waste
In today's show Ally wonders if she's special, Klein makes a confession, Mugs calls his mom to tell her he's gonna tattoo his head and we get into a heated debate about if eating raw weed gets you high
This hour we see if we can replace the writer's by writing our own jokes, review what people are calling the best wedding speech and give you our takeaways
This hour Mugs decides he's tattooing his head and calls his mom to get her reaction, we hip you to the latest scams and take your calls about eating weed
This how Klein confesses to the cops (sort of) we rule in Petty claims court and we star a raging battle over if eating raw weed will get you high
This hour Ally wonders if she's special, we grade our vending machine and we try to give away some money
In today's show we get some old people secrets, Ally might make out with Omar's wife, we hear from the influencer, what the common folk think about the Met Gala fashion and a woman has an orgasm at the phil harmonic
This hour we hear what the common folk this about the Met Gala fashion, Ally spins the wheel of punishment and we give you our takeaways
This hour we play our favorite game, Netflix or Notflix, Ally might make out with Omar's wife and we hear from the influencer
This hour the house alarm at Klein's place goes off, a woman has an orgasm at the Phil and we do some clickbait
This hour we listen to reporters freaking out over the month change, get some old people secrets and try to give away some money
CLIP- whenever we do a segment about a douchy influencer, an even worse influencer calls in and tries to defend them
It's gonna be May... or whatever. In today's show Mugs gets robbed, we fight off snakes with poo, we get a new vending machine, we see if a guy knows anything about Beastie Boys, we play a new Jerry Springer game and get a Love is Blinder update
This hour we say goodbye to Jerry Springer with a game to see if you can tell the difference between titles of his show and children's books, we get an update from our Love is Blinder date and give you some takeaways
This hour we ask if there's some things a roommate should never borrow, Johnny spins the wheel of punishment and we do some news
This hour we celebrate getting a new vending machine, see if a guy knows anything about the Beastie Boys and take your don't be a dick noms
This hour Mugs leaves his doors unlocked, poo keeps snakes away and we try to give away some money
In today's show we find who is the grossest on the show, talk about old bullies, see if it's ok to leave your kids at home and discuss the return of theme restaurants
This hour we let you know what you should be watching, nominate some employees and toast to the weekend
This hour we find out if anyone knows that the Lakers are playing tonight, if it's ok to leave your kids at home and take your calls
This hour we find out who the grossest on the show is, talk about the return of theme restaurants and do some news
This hour we set up the show see if you've ran into old bullies and try to give away some money
In today's show we go over the fear of missing food, see about getting some blood on your sword, get some sad news about Jerry Springer, celebrate lesbian visibility day and get Mugs to spin the wheel of punishment
This hour we go over the fear of hot people or hot people prejudice and Mugs spins the wheel of punishment
This hour we celebrate lesbian visibility day by making ours as visible as possible, we hook up our blind guy with a date and do some news
This hour we find out the sad news about Jerry Springer, check in with El Cheapo and get some new noms for employee of the month
This hour we go over how people get jealous over food, we explain how to be a try warrior and try to give away some money
We are still working out the kinks so this starts in the middle of some awesomeness that will forever be lost. This is why you need to listen LIVE on the Audacy app
In today's show we find out Ally is the biggest mush, we take a bite of fart tacos, Omar lets us know the best things at weddings, Klein signs up for a food train, we hear from an influencer and Mugs hits the drive-thru
This hour Mugs hits the drive-thrus to see if they have a problem with fights, we see if Post Master Johnny knows anything about travel and give you our takeaways
This hour Omar tell us what are the best and worst ideas at a wedding, we hear about douchey influencers and get a nice email from Pinks Hotdogs
This hour Klein gets roped into being part of a food train, we see if your sex number corresponds to your marriage number and we nominate some fine folks for the employee of the month
This hour we go over the people tore up about BB&B closing, ask if Ally is the biggest mush and try to give away some money
Steve Dolinsky – a 13-time James Beard Award-winning food reporter, currently “The Food Guy” at NBC 5 Chicago – has made it his mission to dispel myths and show the world there is more to the Windy City than just deep-dish, stuffed or tavern-style pies.
In today's show we get a sign from God to do porn, Ally get's something in her butt, Mugs turns himself in to the police, we spin the wheel of punishment and find out Jake is a pretty lady
This hour Jake spins the wheel of punishment for the OC 5K and we give you our takeaways
This hour we talk to a woman who said God told her to do porn, Ally gets a B12 shot and we do a round of clickbait
This hour Mugs takes a trip to the police station, Ally takes a weird Uber and we give you a name butcher remix
This hour we tell ya what we got planned, talk about what you need to use right away and try to give away some money
In today's show Klein gets a special anniversary card, Ally breaks down how much money she saved on her trip, we see if a guy knows anything about the Foo Fighters, go over drive thru fights and what are the craziest elective surgeries people are getting
In this how we try to guess where and how far a dude went on his date, find out what two words makes a marriage last and give you our takeaways
This hour we get calls about all the elective surgeries going on out there, review the new trend of drive-thru fights and get you don't be a dick noms
This hour we see if a dude that's wearing a Foos shirt knows anything about them, find out just how much money Ally saved during her trip and find out about whack elective surgeries
We find out what the hottest names are, Klein gets a special card and we try to give away some money
CLIP- We break down just how much money Ally saved by going herself to get her new car in San Fran
In today's show we nurse our 420 hangover, Ally plans the wost day ever, Klein plans a dog funeral, we talk about the standard lies we tell, shout out unsung heroes, do a round of toot and reboot and toast to the weekend
This hour Klein plans the funeral for his dog, we do a big bet and toast to the weekend
This hour we go over the lies we tell, a round of Lesbihonest, Toot and Reboot and do some news
This hour we talk about the lengths Ally goes to save a buck, the heroes we don't hear enough about and new benefits to the 4 day work week
This hour we recover form an epic 420, a lady tries to kill with a cheesecake, and we try to give away some money
In today's show we try our best not to get a contact high whole we do our wake n bake show LIVE from Pinks Hotdogs. We got a live Dank Tank, see how high people in the crowd are, celebrate the reveal of the great Ham Dogger and give Mugs a shock
in today's show we tell Jake why he annoys us, hear some grown up tantrums, find out the problem with Cocomelon, help a couple in Petty Claims Court and look for the King of 420
This hour we highlight some adult tantrums, go over some highdeas and give you our takeaways
This hour we try to help a relationship, search for anyone who is 420lbs and give ya some news
This hour we tee off on Jake the Nerd, fins out about our food addictions and Cocahella is in trouble
This hour we find out why you shouldn't wear socks to bed, Ally has a problem with Cocomelon and we try to give out some cash
CLIP- We tee off on Jake the Nerd to let him know all the things that annoy us about him
In today's show we go over all the festivities for 420 at Pinks, Jake tries to out lez Ally, Klein begs for sex, we go over our 5K punishments, let you rage and ask if we should have women parking spots
This hour we find out who makes the best lesbian, go over our 5K punishments and discover AI songs
This hour we go over our big 420 show, ask if we should have women parking only and try to give away some money
CLIP- We do a socai experiment to see if Jake makes a better lesbian than an actual one
We're back and in today's show we find out how Klein fixed his hotel problem, how he saves seats by the pool and why he's driving a cherry red convertible. We hear about Ally eatin' it on the mountain, who Omar looks like and the signs you were getting old
This hour we find out who people think Omar looks like, do a round of where'd ya go/how far ya go and give you our takeaways
This hour we learn new stats about the people using weed, Klein tries to save chairs by the pool and we give you some shower stats
This hour we go over the ways you found out you were getting old, Ally eats shit and we give ya some news
This hour we find out how Klein fixed his hotel problem, how he got a convertible and we try to give away some money
We're so nice. You even get a Saturday podcast because you've been so patient with us getting back.
In today's show we see if its ok to pick off toppings, hear from a blind guy, find the next ROQ model, Klein finds his dogs ashes, hear a crazy secret, pick our teams for the 5K and talk to The Atraris
This hour we pick our teams for the 5k, Mugs tries to spread the word about distracted driving and we talk to the Ataris
This hour Klein finds his dog's ashes, we hear from a woman with a crazy secret and get into some news
This hour we hear from a guy who lost his sight, we search for the next ROQ model and do a big bet
This hour we see if you would take off from a concert early, if it's ok to pick off toppings and try to give away some money
In today's show we join a new religion of the Party Bros, find out the which is the true best breakfast burrito of SoCal, 5Hr Energy starts beef, and discuss the perils of small talk
This hour we go over the perils of small talk, see if Johnny knows sweets for your shot to see Muse in suite and give you some takeaways
This hour Chad Kroger stops by to show us the truth and accept us into his fold, we have a burrito taste test to crown the best breakfast burrito in CA and we do some news
This hour we hear form a dude who has a secret that only one other person knows, we learn about some new scams and 5Hr Energy replies to us
This hour Disney is changing the lyrics of some songs to make them more acceptable for today, Klein's dog likes to flirt with him and we try to give away some money
In today's show we get into offensive steaks, solve some problems in a relationship, hear some old people secrets, get a listener to share a disgusting secret, find out about Ally's terrible therapist and see if you can tell the difference between emo or robo
We see if you can tell the difference between emo lyrics that are real or done by AI, take about the anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death and give you our takeaways
We hear a crazy secret from a listener, Ally shares a therapy hack and Omar's balls itch
This hour we step in to help a relationship, try to learn the secret to long life and do some news
This hour we tackle offensive steaks, would you like to see a band back in the day or now, and try to give away some money
On today's show Mugs gets on the jumbotron at Dodger Stadium, Klein gets in another accident, we talk to the guy who rushed the field at Dodger Stadium to propose, hear from another lady with a crazy secret, Ally thinks she's handy and big news for LA pizza!
This hour we got big news for LA and we get to tell you what you should be taking away from the show
This hour Ally thinks she's handy but can't help but screw it up, we hear about a woman's deep dark secret and try to find our next model
This hour we find out things rich people do that are a subtle flex that they're rich, talk to the couple who got engaged on the field of Dodger stadium and learn about pranks gone wrong
This hour we find out why Mugs didn't get us any audio, Klein is accident prone and we try to give away some money
In today's show we hit the race track, we get to see Beermug's penis, Omar pulls a prank, Ally is a stereotype, a woman tells us a secret, and we search for a model
This hour we visit the race track, talk about something much slower with our upcoming 5K, and check in with Johnny to see how his date went
This hour, we talk to a lady with a dark secret, Ally tries really hard not to become a stereotype and we do some news
This hour we start the search for a model for the KROQ shop, rid the world of a dick, and do some news
This hour we recap our trip to the NHRA, Omar thinks he's good at pranks and we try to give away some money
in today's show we let you know what you should be watching this weekend, talk to Omar's friend who believes in aluxes, talk to a vet about Jake's relationship with his dog, hear about Ally's dream about Klein's wife and see if you can tell the difference between Netflix and Notflix
Ally has a weird sex dream about Klein's wife, we deal with a radio coach and say goodbye
This hour we find out who the worst people at a concert are, get a call from a vet about Jake's dog and we get a response from 5Hr Energy
This hour we find out what are the most overrated and underrated things, hear from Omar's friend who believes in the aluxes, and do a round of Netflix or Notflix
This hour Mugs tries to defend $100, we tell ya what you should be watching this weekend and tell ya what's coming up
In today's show Klein writes a letter to 5Hr Energy, Ally gets a repair estimate, Jake has strong opinions on hot dogs, Post Master Johnny gets hooked up and Omar loooves baseball
This hour we hear about your bad hot tub stories, see what's going on in the neighborhood and give you some takeaways
This hour we try to set Post master Johnny up with a lovely lady, Klein needs to buy his girl a present and we do some news
In this hour we read Klein's letter to 5hr Energy, we get new noms for employee of the month and Ally gets an estimate on her home repairs
this hour we are divided about how much hot dogs should cost and we try to give away some money
In today's show Klein almost wins a million dollars, we find out your lust language, see if a woman knows anything about Depeche Mode, get ready to take a bunch of sleepy time products to the dome, and learn all about snot
This hour we find out your lust language, it's a great time of the year for Mugs and we give you our takeaways
This hour we see if a woman knows anything about Depeche Mode, hip you to the new scams with bamboozled and celebrate your noncomplishments
Klein almost won a million dollars, Jake brought his dog to Depeche Mode and we try to give away $100
CLIP- Jake was at Depeche Mode last night and ran into a woman who had just bought a shirt. Will she know anything about the band?
In today's show Klein gets a cab in Vegas, Ally has a major accomplishment, Omar's friend is crazy and we use Chat GPT to help Mugs with his dating profile
This hour Ally think she accomplished something, a PSA rips off the weekend song and we give you our takeaways
This hour we get into a round of clickbait, find out who the worst person on a plane is and get into some news
This hour Klein gets the secrets of a taxi cab driver, Omar's friend believes in Mayan leprechauns and we do some news
This hour Klein is in Vegas for pizza, Ally has to do legal training and we try to give away some money
CLIP- Klein is in Vegas and while there he took a cab for the first time in a long time
In today's show we hear about the latest crime wave of cart jacking, Ally goes to Taylor Swift, Jake goes to Wondercon, Mugs goes to the DnD red carpet and we find out if grades matter anymore
This hour we learn grades might not matter anymore, get some more pickleball news and give you our takeaways
This hour we see if you can out-dumb Klein, Mugs goes to the DnD premiere and we do some news
This hour we hear about Ally's trip to Vegas and Jake's visit to Wondercon and we take you don't be a dick noms
This hour Klein think someone stole his shopping cart, Omar is back and we play AKTN with a drunk guy
CLIP- Klein is convinced that the items in his cart were so great that someone stole it
We made it and I love you, In today's show would you donate your body to science, Mugs transitions, Jake shares a secret, who is the worst person at Spring Break, the hole patrol is on the case and Ally is in Vegas
This hour the hole patrol is out filling pot holes, we toast to the weekend and bid you a-good day
This hour we find out who the worst person at Spring Break is, Jake shares a secret and when does flirting go over the line
This hour we see Mugs transition, find out if you'd donate your body to science and get into some news
in today's show we talk to a guy who was in the tornado, Klein gets a crazy call about is car wreck, we learn new El Cheapo hacks, buy a dog coffin, hear from Ally's hot sister, help Jake find a song and meet the neighbors
This hour Jake finally finds the song he spent so long searching for, we meet the neighbors and see if you should be sharing pics of your kids
This hour we give our new noms for employee of the month, talk to Ally's hot sister and hear what the drunks think about the strike
This hour we learn maybe the best El Cheapo hack, Klein has to make a decision about how to bury his dog and we hear from a dude who was the tornado
This hour we hear about how Klein got the weirdest phone call, Ally tries to give money to a teacher and we do some teases
CLIP- A dude who listens was listening when it hit! Does that ,eam we cause tornados????
no.
In today's show we learn about condolence sex, call the happiest place on Earth, get the deets about the teachers strike, find out who the worst texters are and hip you to the latest scams
It's a new day! We got roped into a new weekly post show podcast where we get to say FUCK! Check us out ironing out the kinks
This hour we talk about ruining the surprise of things, the concept of condolence sex and give you our takeaways
This hour we have an expert explain the teacher strike, we help a couple (or ruin their relationship) and give you some news
This hour we see if you can tell the difference between reviews for Taylor Swift or the wonders of the World, who the worst texters are, and we call the happiest country in the world
CLIP- we read reviews of some of the most important things in the world and Taylor Swift shows. You see if you can tell which is which
In today's show we go over the teachers strike, JOMO, a guy who eats dog food, see if you ever had to have new rules because of a loved one and what would you do if someone sent you a divorce text
This hour we ask what would do if a friend sent you a divorce text, do some Clickbait and give ya our takeaways
This hour we talk to a guy who eats dog food for health reasons, see if PMJ knows types of fancy foods and the news!
This hour we find out what JOMO is, see if you have to deal with new rules and give ya some news
This hour we go over the teachers strike and hear form some of them to help explain it more and try to give one Ally's money
Spring has sprung and so have we! In today's show Ally's house is in shambles, we try to solve the mystery of free food, find out about the hardest race, see who is the biggest dick, who has the most stressful job and Ally gets an offer to sing at Aftershock
This hour Ally gets her best offer yet to sing the National Anthem, we try to solve a mystery and give you our takeaways
This hour we find out what the most stressful jobs in America are, see who the worst people are at Disneyland (it's Ally) and do some news
This hour we take your noms for the biggest dicks, Ally gets some bad news about her home repairs and we get into some news
This hour we review some audio from people on the news that happened this weekend, talk about the hardest race and try to give you some money
This hour we judge those with no souls with Greg Fitzsimmons , Flogging Molly stops by and we drink a beer of two
This hour we find out how Klein sleeps, we see if he can spell any Irish words and redo a bad tattoo
This hour we help cover up bad tattoos with worse ones, open up the box of shame and learn about a offensive license plate
This hour we see what's up with Klein's jacket, Jake lays down some truth about St. Patrick and Omar tries to defend Ally's money
In today's show Klein collects dog fur, we take your highdeas, find out who the worst person at a wedding is, talk to Neal Brennen, Ally leaves her baby in the car, get an update on our hotdog at Pinks and meet the neighbors
This hour we talk to the owner of Pink's Hotdogs about the release of the hamdogger, we see what's going on in the neighborhood and give you some takeaways
This hour we talk to the writer of Half baked, see who the worst person at a wedding is and Ally leaves her baby in the car
This hour we try to find someone to get their bad tattoo covered up with a slightly les bad one, you pitch us your highdeas and we do some news
This hour we find out how many people are trying to one up Klein and that her has started a dog fur collection
In today's show we remember Chloe the dog, cover up your bad tattoos, nominate the employee of the month, see if we're getting dumber, and talk to the guy who made the Powerball mansion
Last night Klein had to put his dog down and we give her a proper send off, we get some new employee of the month noms and give you our takeaways
This hour we remember Chloe, talk to a guy who built the Powerball mansion and see if you can name some Depeche Mode songs
This hour we talk to people who didn't know they were pregnant, Mugs sees if we're getting dumber, and we talk about covering bad tattoos
Klein might be a two dog person, a guy wears the same outfit over and over, and we do some news
CLIP- we get a call from a guy who says he only has one fancy outfit and wears it to everything. Is that ok?
In today's show we hear some bad news about Klein's dog, Ally wants a free drink, we get our pickleball gear, we pitch our ideas to Pinks hot dogs and try to figure out who is the worst person in a company meeting
This hour we get to the questions burning up the internet, the news on pickleball and our takeaways
This hour we pitch our menu item ideas to Pinks, Ally has an issue with her drink and we look for the world's most talented ginger
This hour we go over the worst people in a meeting, Klein has bad news about his dog and we get into some news
This how we go over a new way to fly, the implementation of the 4-day work week and Ally tries to defend her money
CLIP- A server took Ally's margarita before she was done suckin ice. What will she do to make it better?
CLIP- Richard from Pinks came on to see if any of our ideas was good enough to make it onto the Pinks menu
Back at it on a Monday. In today's show Ally sings the National Anthem (again, Klein take mushrooms by mistake, Mugs tries to get on the red carpet, we try to find the world's most talented ginger and we ask if we should make topless pools a thing in the ol' USA
This hour we see who was awarded a most likely in HS and Ally sings the national anthem at a dog's birthday
This how we take your dick noms, Klein takes mushrooms by mistake and we try to find the talented ginger
This hour we see if we should bring topless pools to the US, find out if Mugs got on the red carpet at the Oscars and do some news
This hour we learn how Klein can stop a party and how Ally can make dogs howl and we give away some of Ally's money
In today's show Jake teaches us something nerdy, Omar tanks it, Klein doesn't get invited to career day, your cases of mistaken identity, a big bet with Mugs, another show rips us off and we talk to the delightful Mike Shindoa
We talk to Mike Shinoda about new songs, movies and cereal, play the weekend song remix and toast to the weekend
This hour we bet if Mugs can get on the red carpet at The Oscars, another show rips us off and we do some news
This hour Klein doesn't get invited to career day, we hear your positive stories about mistaken identity and wait on hold
This hour we try to stay home, Jake tells the truth about daylight savings and Omar tanks it
CLIP- Will Mugs be able to get onto the red carpet at the Oscars? Does anyone still have Kimmel's number?
CLIP- People hit us up letting us know another show was doing our bits. We take notice and let ya know what's happening in our neighborhood
In today's show we hear form the Clippers owner, check in on your addictions, do some DIY PSA's, Ally steps in dog poo and see which one of your moms did meth
This hour we get to some hacks to save you money, Ally has a dog poo incident and we get to some takeaways
This hour we ask you mom awkward questions, Mugs has been working all day on a song and what are the latest scams in bamboozled
This hour we see what your addictions are for Jane's Addiction tickets, we do some DIY PSAs and get to some news
This hour we hear about the things Ally is doing for her wife's birthday, the owner of the Clippers is stoked for the new bathrooms and we try to give away some money
In today's show we celebrate women ...in so, so many ways! We also find out Klein's wife thinks she has a blood clot, do a round of petty claims court, see who is the employee of the month, who is the hottest as a woman, and a wife has a special dying wish
This hour a wife has an odd dying wish, we give some employee of the month noms and do some takeaways
This hour we let the ladies go off, see what we would look like at women and do some news
In this hour we go over some of the covers people have sent us, we celebrate women and try to give away money
CLIP- on Women's Day we use the filters to turn all the dudes on the show into chicks (which is the proper term)
In today's show we try to get sugar daddies recognized, Post Master Johnny has a fancy dinner, we spring clean the office, Klein gets a special note and we hear from Showbot
This hour we talk to a woman who fell for a chatbot, hear from showbot and give away some morer junk in the lobby
This hour we cover the latest dating trend, get your stories of survival and get into some news
This hour we see what the internet is trying to make you click on, give away treasure bound for the trash and more
This hour a lovely lady has a idea for a special day, Johnny sees something he's never seen before and Ally loses some money
CLIP- The lobby is full of stuff bound for the trash. But maybe it can become your treasure
CLIP- Post Master went to a fancy place for dinner and saw something he'd never seen before
In today's show The Crystal Method Remixes the Happy Song, Klein cries, we think about churros of yesteryear, Jake gets relationship advise and Ally loses $100
This hour Jake gets some questionable advise from his barber, Klein is a little bitch and we give you some takeaways
This hour Klein remembers the best churro he's ever had, The Crystal Method remixes the happy song and dumbest arguments
This hour we learn what Klein can't say no to, take your don't be a dick noms and do some news
This hour Ally loses money, we talk about writing S.O.S. and who is the weirder park person?
Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the rear end? In today's some the weekend song gets covered even more, what it takes to spend a year on a cruise, eat more frogs, Ally tries to score free coffee, Klein opens the box of shame, your lamest Vegas sightings and Jake shares something nerdy
This hour we open up the box of shame, Jake shares something nerdy and we toast to the weekend
This hour we hear about the lamest celebrities you've ran into in Vegas, dating a person who always thinks they're ill and some news
This hour we discuss the new part of a relationship that tictokers hate, Ally tries to score and we do some news
This hour we see what it would take to spend a year on a cruise, a state wants you to eat more bullfrogs and some news
In today's show we cover the weekend song, take a nap, confront Mug's neighbor, hear your Vegas stories, find out about the latest scams, do some mashtags
This hour we get into some mashtags, cover the weekend song and give you some takeaways
This hour Mugs confronts his neighbor about slamming his door, we warn you about the latest scams and give you some news
This hour we take a nap, hear about your crazy times in Vegas and hear from our show bot
This hour we hit the remix button on the weekend song, see who would make the worst employee of the month and try to give away some money
New month, old us as they like to say. In today's show Ally starts a petition, Klein buys a fancy ski suit, we hear about your longest dry streaks and fails in Vegas and should you take a trip with your ex?
This hour we learn about how Klein is a pretty lady, hear about your biggest wins and fails in Vegas and is it good to take a trip with your ex?
This hour we hear about the perils of influencing, give ya some clickbait and hear about your dry spells
This hour we talk about the return of a sandwich, Ally starts a petition and we try to give away some money
In today's show the guys from Beach Weather stop by, Klein teaches his kids an important phrase, Ally goes car shopping, Mugs is late (again) and we take it to the streets to fix pot holes
This hour the boys from Beach Weather stop by, we reveal the raw audio from Klein's happy song and give you some takeaways
This hour we start a campaign to keep it wet, Klein teaches his kids an important phrase and we hear from people who have never been to vegas
This hour we are missing a member, Klein's wife won't hit pause for him and we try to give away $100
In today's show a man has a lot of accidents, Ally sings at a kid's party, we talk to Depeche Mode, hear your Vegas stories and find out what it's like for people when its their first time seeing snow
This hour we see who had the biggest waste of money, Klein has a weird bracelet and we give you our takeaways
This hour we hear you crazy stories from Vegas, Ally sings the national anthem again and we hear from people seeing snow for the first time
This hour we talk your don't be a dick noms snow edition, DP calls in and we get to some news
This hour we talk about how Cocaine Bear crushed at the box office, a man got into 4 accidents within an hour and we try to give you $100
In today's show Klein writes us a happy song, Ally takes requests to sing, Mugs be slammin some doors, and we let you confess childhood lies to your folks
This hour we try to pimp out Ally to sing at your event, Klein pranks his kids and we toast to the weekend
This hour we let you confess, we see if anyone will wish Johnny a happy birthday and see what's up with washing your hands
This hour we hear your stories about when you lied to your folks when you were a kid, Klein makes a happy song and we get ready for the weekend
This hour we go over some news about the big $2 billion lottery, the slam man is back in the studio and we give ya some news
In today's show Ally sings the national anthem, Klein's dad insists on paying, Mugs has beef with his neighbor and we gear up for the BLIZZARD! ROOOGIE BOOOGIE
This hour we learn something crazy about Klein's dad, El Cheapo gives us her hacks and we give you our takeaways
This hour Mugs has beef with his neighbor, we hip you to the latest scams and Ally sings the anthem
This hour Omar's hotel room isn't ready, we find out the weirdest favors your parents have asked of you and we prepare more for the blizzard
This hour Ally finds something in her appetizer, Klein gets numbed up and we give you our takeaways
This hour we find out what we would be playing at our funerals and what Mugs will do on the red carpet of Cocaine Bear
This hour we remix Ally's video, settle a major argument in a relationship and get to some news
This hour we find out what's rattling around in Johnny's head, get to some goat calls and find out if Ally knows the news
In today's show Ally falls down. Again and again and again and it's pretty much the only thing that happened today
This hour Kleinderella's luggage is overweight, we countdown to Cocaine Bear and give you our takeaways
Should you have a playlist for your funeral, what did you do that should have or did get you fired and more
In today's show Ally is late, what's the craziest thing you've forgiven a loved on for, do you ditch hanging with coworkers, the return of the dank tank, Klein gets a sketchy rental, Jake gives you something nerdy and we toast to the weekend
This hour we find out if your dog will protect you, Jake gives us something nerdy and we toast to the weekend
This hour we take your best Highdeas, Klein gets the sketchiest rental car and give ya the news
This hour we see what's the most you've ever forgiven a loved one for, if it's okay to bail on coworkers and give ya the news
In today's show we address some office drama, let you rage on air, talk to the sauce boss, let ChatGPT script our show and ask a park ranger about Jake's crazy bear theory
This hour we ask a park ranger about Jake's wild bear theory, tell ya about the latest scams and give you our takeaways
This hour the Sauce Boss let's us know how we're not storing our sauces properly, ChatGPT writes our show and Klein wrecks his car
This hour we tease the crap outta you, see if we can give ya $100 and talk to an alien expert
Boom! V-day hangover show done. In today's show Klein slips the tongue, we talk to an alien expert, Ally gets busted by the cops, and watch your catalytic converters
Today we ask is it ok to eat meals in bed, Ally get flowers, we re-write V-day cards, can fungus turn you into a zombie, we learn about UFOs, hear your freak fails and listen too your stories of catfishing
We hear your catfishing stories see what we took away from the show and say our goodbyes
This hour we take your stories about how you had tragic fails in the bedroom, give ya a round of clickbait and get into some ADD news
Can mushrooms turn you into a zombie?, we write better V-day card jokes and we get the truth about UFOs
This hour Ally tries to convince herself that she has flowers, we find out if eating any other meal besides breakfast is acceptable in bed and give you some news
CLIP- Breakfast in bed is a big thing for Valentine's. Is it ok to eat any other meal there?
In today's show Klein gets a pretty ribbon, we see if a guy knows the band on his shirt, find out who won the chicken dinner bet, try to guess the Valentine's Day card dumb jokes, Klein starts selling cookies and we try to guess where you went and how far on a first date
This hour we learn how Klein got roped into selling cookies, a nice lady tells us all about her date and we give you our takeaways
This hour we see if we can guess the punchlines to terrible V-day cards, see how much cars have changed and see what's the craziest thing you've done while pregnant
This hour we break down who won the chicken dinner bet, we see if a guy knows anything about the band on his shirt and we try to find out if anyone actually cashes in those Valentine's Day coupons
In today's show Mugs is late because he got waaaaasted on a date last night, we got more tongue kissing, Klein's dog goes crazy about losing his balls, Jake tells us something nerdy, what are the most overrated things about the SB and Klein tries to win the Big Bet
This hour we uncover Ally's dark secret, see if you can guess the price of crappy hotels at the SB and we toast to the weekend
Mugs got LIT and went on a date last night, Klein tries to win the big bet and we give you some news
Jake tells us something nerdy and we lock in our bets for the SB and our chicken dinner
In today's show Ally see a strange man, Klein freaks out his dentist, the good side of being an uggo, Meter beaters hit the streets, tongue kissing is going out of style and the newest scams
This how we hip you to the latest scams, get pumped for Cocaine Bear and give you the reason behind our dumb phones
This hour El Cheapo judges you cheap hack, tongue kissing is out and we give you the news
This hour we find out what's great about being an uggo, Mugs hits the streets to dispense justice and we do a chicken dinner bet
This hour Ally sees a strange man when she opens her garage, Klein tries to leave his dentist and we give you some news
In today's show we have the return of Kleinderelli, Jake has a crazy theory, SB hotel Price is Right, Petty Claims Court, should you text before calling, and give you a munchie minute
This hour we ask is it tacky to take home SB food, get into a reverse munchie minute and give you our takeaways
This hour we step in to solve a problem in a relationship, see what you think of the text before call policy and give you more news
In this hour Jake lays out his hot people theory, we see if you cam guess the price of shitty SB hotels and give you some ADD news
This hour we go over the scoring record and why people hate LeBron, Kleinderlli gets revamped and more
CLIP- Jake proposed a controversial theory that there are no photographs of hot women before 1950
CLIP- Let's see if you can guess the price of these terrible hotels near the Super Bowl
In today's show Klein get forgotten about, things are changing at the movies, let all go to the movies, MILFs are back, Jake stays sober, throwing stars and hippos!!!
This hour Klein threatens to gamble away his kids toys, we give you some clickbait and our takeaways
MILFs are making a comeback and we're here for it, we lock in our bets for the chicken dinner and the news
This hour we think about all the good times we had at the movies, try to get throwing stars legalized and give you the news
In today's show we're getting prepped for the big game with some don't be dick, best SB foods and Ally's tragic plans. Klein becomes the person he hates the most, we talk to the peeps at the P22 memorial and have a fierce argument about Portos
This hour we get into a fierce argument over Portos, find out how far a dude went on his date and give you some takeaways
This hour we find out what the most used excuses for getting out of a date are, Mugs heads to the P22 memorial and Ally has lame SB plans
This hour we do a SB edition of don't be a dick, Klein becomes what he hates and we do the first of winner winner chicken dinners
In today's show we give you some I love yous, tell ya about sexy zoos, open up the box of shame, Mugs goes on a first date, is Klein's dog gay, do a big bet and here about P22
This hour we talk to the queen of P-22 give you what you should be watching and toast to your weekend
This hour Klein's wife thinks their dog is gay, Jake tries to get an I love you and we countdown the release of Cocaine Bear
This hour we listen in on Mug's first date, open up the Box of Shame and give ya a Toot or Reboot
This hour Jake won't stop telling us he loves us, Klein tells us about a new promotion at the zoos and more
In today's show we talk more dog balls, see which Disney songs are the best to hump to, get into something nerdy, baby's first words, the worst siblings, a show intervention and give you some takeaways
This hour we find out who has the worst siblings, see if anyone has a moment to talk to KROQ and give ya some ADD news
This hour we find out the best Disney songs to have sex to, Ally's baby has his first words and we debut something nerdy with Jake
First show in the month of love. Today Klein makes a decision about dog balls, cheap skydiving, how to act in the drive-thru, who wants to date Mugs and everything else your heart desires
Just in time for Valentine's Day we set up listeners with Mugs, a dude falls from the sky and we give you some ADD news
This hour we learn what not to do in a drive thru line, Klein makes a big decision and we see if we're world famous
This hour we break down what happened with Mugs and the corporate card, give you some ADD news and more
And just like that its the last day of Ally's birthday month. In today's show Klein gets asked to go to therapy, Omar has a problem with his taxes, we talk to the party bros and let you sell us some girl scout cookies
This hour we let you pitch your girl scout cookies, do a round of Clickbait and give you some ADD news
Klein gets asked to go to therapy, Omar might have a problem with his taxes and we play Netflix or NOTflix
Back at it and we don't completely hate it. Good times! Today we learn poo and cake don't mix, hear the times you played through, see how many of you still have your parents pay your bills, Klein picks up some poo, get the deets on Ally's party and more
We're (Klein) is very excited for cocaine bear, Ally had a party for lil Dom and give you some takeaways
This hour we give you the gayest sports highlights of the whole year, hear the times when you partied through the pain and Klein picks up some poo
This hour we do our don't be a dick noms, see how many of you still have your parents paying your bills, and a round of do you know the band on your shirt
CLIP- Jake hits the streets to see if anyone knows anything about the band they're repping
BOOM! And just like that the weekend is here. In today's show we strap Ally and Mugs to the lie detector, someone sneezes in Klein's mouth, we find out how to apologize and talk to the fellas in Coldplay. Good times, good show, roogie boogie
This hour we make a big bet take your toasts to the weekend with a special Tahoe Blue drink and see what's happening with Ally's son's birthday party
This hour we talk to the guys in Coldplay, someone sneezes in Klein's mouth and ask you is it creepy
CLIP- The guys from Coldplay have a chat with us about their upcoming show at the Rose Bowl and more
Today we ask what the scariest natural disaster is, see what the latest scams are, Klein gets stuck in an elevator, hear about Ally's underwear, give stoners a pot quiz, see what question we'll ask on tomorrow's Friday lieday and hip you to some new side hustles
What will we ask Mugs and Ally tomorrow, will cheese make you trip and we meet the neighbors
This hour we hear from El Cheapo, get some stoners to take the pot quiz and Mugs hits Hollywood boulevard to get an acceptance speech
This hour we give you the heads up on the latest scams, Klein gets stuck and we see what your record is
CLIP- Jake hits the streets to talk to people outside of dispensaries to see if they can answer basic questions
In todays show we freak out about the earthquake, learn some bad words, find out about the most famous street in LA, see what Klein's new hobby is and who is the most whipped. Good times
This hour we find out what the best new munchie is and that some people really never forget a face
This hour we find out who is the most whipped, try to see if Amsterdam has ever heard of us and more
This hour we see what the most famous street in LA and the world is, Klein gets roped in to a new sport cult and we give you some ADD news
This hour we ask if you felt the earthquake, Klein's kids learn some bad words and we give you some ADD news
CLIP- a new list came out and said that we have the most famous street in the world but is it really?
In today's show Jake gets a shock, we find out the illegal things you've done, Klein buys some bras, Ally has to make a seat decision and Johnny has to try to use an actual map
This hour we see how dependent Johnny is on technology, we do a round of Clickbait and then we out dawg
This hour we shock Jake while he drinks soda, Klein sees a new store at the mall and ADD news
This hour we see what the last illegal thing you did was, Ally has to make a Sofi's choice and give you some ADD news
This hour, we wonder where the person who won 2 billion is, Panic at the Disco has some news and what's the most respected sticker
CLIP- We strap Jake to the shock collar and see what he thinks about woke M&Ms and the new lemon lime soda Starry
Ally's one day trip. Mugs reports on the wind, the drunkest guy ever for band on your shirt, Klein has a double date, what's on your NOT bucket list and more
This hour Klein throws a bitch fit over his cable company, someone calls for Madonna tickets and we give you our takeaways
In this hour we meet maybe the drunkest guy to ever play Band on Your Shirt, we see what the most broken bones you've ever had and give you some ADD news
This hour in honor of Ally's birthday we find out what the gayest thing about you is, see how Klein's double date went and see what's on you NOT bucket list
In today's show we find out who is the dumbest, Ally won't shut up about her birthday, learn the new rules for Valentine's day, give you some weekend watchers and open up the box of shame
This hour Ally won't stop talking about her birthday, we give you our pics for what to watch on the weekend and we give you the big bet
This hour we find out who is the dumbest, they have new rules for Valentine's Day, and we give you some ADD news
CLIP- For her birthday she really only wants one thing but her wife is gonna do it instead
Hump day! Great day to get your dog neutered. In today's show we see what bros think about eggs, the dumb off, neutering dogs, Oops I was high stories and Mugs follows a poor woman around a store. And remember, A bird in the hand is worth 2 frogs in a pot
This hour we find out all the times you were accidentally high, give you a bunch of name butchers, and Mugs follows a poor woman around a store
This hour we see who on the show is the dumbest (out of half of us), Klein's dog is getting some bad news, and ADD news
This hour we prove how interactive we are, Mugs sees what's up with the price of eggs and give ya some ADD news
back at it after a long weekend and we feel great! ...for now.
Today we give you some gay sports, see how your pets have embarrassed you, get hope for the future with pretzels, see if Mugs is sober, bring back one of the dumbest games ever, and talk to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
This hour we hear from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, we get some tips about getting our own eggs and give you our takeaways
this hour we try to find out if Mugs has been lying to us, we revive the dumbest bit we've ever done and see what the proper attire is for when you're at home
This hour we ask what's better, a 3 day weekend or a 4 day work week, give you some gay sports highlights and some ADD news
Hey! We got the day off! I can't believe it! But we didn't wanna leave you hangin', so here's a special best of podcast JUST FOR YOU! No one else. Seriously. Only one person listens
OOOOOOOH! Friday the 13th!!! ROOOGIE BOOGIE to you and yours. Today we discuss how Ally hates eggs, try to get Omar to get a tat, wonder why we're not off on Monday, pick our lucky numbers for the mega, see how many times we can screw up a plug and have Ally answer all your questions about lesbians
This hour we let Ally answer all your lesbian question, give ya our picks of what you should be watching this weekend and try to get a listener into some good spirits
This hour Klein sees how many times he can mess up a plug, we give ya the big bet and more
This hour we pick our lucky numbers for the mega, we hear some bad news form a loyal listener and give ya some ADD news
This hour the price of eggs are out of control, a listener moves away and we try to give away Ally's money
CLIP- we don't know why but everyone else is off except for us. We're gonna try to fix that
Almost to the weekend and we can't wait. In today's show Klein's parents give him some bad new, we take your highdeas and turn them into high profit, El Cheapo teaches us how to save, and Mugs hits the streets for the latest episode of Whacktivism
This hour we talk about how Klein got ripped off ...again, finally get into a round of bamboozled and give you our takeaways
This hour El Cheapo judges your hacks, MnMs are all the rage and people are stoked on the stuff we're stoked on
This hour we find out the average of what people say they're washing their sheets and how often you should, Klein's parents have some bad news, and some ADD news
Today we give you the best songs for the rain, Klein and Ally try to return lottery tickets, discover lucky girl syndrome, try to get post master Johnny to the mountains, and hear about Mug's new mattress
This hour we check in with our resident pothead, Chip to see what the best new snack is, Klein and Ally try to return lottery tickets and we give you our takeaways
This hour we learn about a new thing PMJ has never done, Mugs has christened his mattress and a round of Toot or Reboot
This hour we nominate the best songs to listen to in the rain, find out about Lucky Girl syndrome and give ya some ADD news
This hour we go over the barrage of festival announcements yesterday, Klein shares the story of buying a lottery ticket and more
CLIP- We learned a new amazing fact about our dear PMJ. He hasn't seen snow. Jeezus... this guy
CLIP- Something embarrassing happened to Klein (again) when he went to buy a lotto ticket
In this show Ally is running late and gets a nickname, we find out who looks most like a murderer, see who the worst people at the gym are, what's the best food for this weather, bring back an old game, and get into a round of clickbait
This hour we get into a round of clickbait, find the world's worst excuses and give you our takeaways
This hour we hit the streets to see who looks lost like a killer, find out some news about Omar's wife and more
This hour we bring back one of our favorite games, see who are the worst people at the gym and figure out what's the best food for this weather
This hour Ally is running late. What could be her excuse? We also get professional weather updates and give ya some ADD
CLIP- We have an owner of a gym call in and tell us the legit answers but we give our most hated people
Back at for the first full week of the year. Boooo! I boo full weeks. In today's show we see about getting some lotto tickets, Klein reads a book, give you some gay sports highlights, Klein dreams of committing a crime, Ally thinks she can survive in the woods, see if a dude knows the band on his shirt and hear from our new friend, Cocaine Eric
This hour we guess and find out what happened on a young lady's date, give ya some more gay sports and our takeaways
This hour we hear form people with the worst initials, Jake sees if a dude knows anything about the band on his shirt and Johnny has burrito drama
This hour Klein learns about a group who pulled off his dream crime, we try to rid the world of dicks and Ally kn ows how to survive
This hour we decide if we're gonna buy tickets for the mega, Klein tries to read a book and we give you some gayest sports highlights
CLIP- Ally took a master class on how to survive in the woods and now she might actually be dumber
First weekend of the new year. Let's goooo! Today we make a difference in the world of fast food, Ally's wife leave a note, Omar goes behind his wife's back, see if anyone will talk to KROQ, see what's in the box of shame and help your dating profile
This hour we help spruce up a lady's dating profile, tell ya what you should be watching this weekend and more
This hour we find out your deepest secrets, find out how you can eat your tree, discuss if a do not disturb sign is ok to use at home and more
This hour we find out about the shady things Omar does behind his wife's back, see if anyone has a moment to talk to KROQ, and see if you can tell the difference between CES and BS
This hour we address the note Ally's wife left her, see if she knows the news, get a GOAT call about making a difference and more
CLIP- good news everyone! We've finally made a difference in the world. And not one of those fake things like more positive vibes. This actually matters!
Today we help you with your dating profiles, give you a bomb cyclone song, do a round of El Cheapo and Bamboozled and more
This hour we learn that you don't have to flame everything, help a dude with his dating profile and give you our takeaways
This hour we hear sad news about Klein's dog, get into a round of bamboozled and help a woman with her dating profile
BOOM! Today Ally thinks she's a hero, we decide what's dirty, check in with weather man Mugs, see what the drunks think about dry January, and rethink TV
This hour we rethink TV, check out this amazing darts announcer and give you our takeaways
We give you our predictions for the coming year, Beermug hits up a bar to see how his dry January goes over and more
WEEEEE'RE BACK! Good to be back. We'll see how long that feeling lasts though
Today we see who had the lamest new years, Klein gets shamed, someone won't be drinking all January, we talk to a divorce attorney and more
This hour we see who is going to be dry all January long, give ya a round of clickbait and give ya our takeaways
This hour Beermug heads to a gym, Ally scams people for free drinks and we give you some gay sports highlights
It's divorce month so this hour we talk to a professional, see who had the lamest new years, and Klein shares his shame
This hour we ask what it would take for an airline to buy your ticket, tell ya what's going to be the trend in the new year and give ya some ADD
Oh, you thought we were gonna leave you hanging while we were out of town? Fuuuuuck that noise. Enjoy
Our last show of the year! Leeeet's goooo!!! Today Klein loses his keys, Omar gets a tat, we go over the top sounds and I clock out early. Peace! -JtN
This hour is the last hour of the double deuce and we'll miss you. Love you long time forever
this hour Ally dishes out some lesbian holiday magic, you tell us about the worst presents of all time and more
CLIP- We hate it. Some of you love it. Ally sure does. Enjoy our performance of a classic Christmas tale
CLIP- We ask you guys what's the worst gift you've ever received and we got some doozies
In todays show we get drunk dialed, give you our top 5 food moments of the year, Klein visits the doctor, Ally loses at foreplay, Post Master Johnny takes a reference test and we leave a huge tip
This hour we see if Ally was really to blame for messing up foreplay, we find out that Klein is a Batman villain and give you some gayest sports highlights
We get McDicks delivered and delivered some good news, we break down the top 5 food moments of the year and more
This hour we get PMJ to tell us how many references he understands, talk about a lady who missed out on a TJ Maxx gift card and do a round of click bait!
This hour we hear from a guy who got a little too drunk at a holiday party, Klein goes to the doctor and Ally loses!
In today's show we get to the bottom of this fake Butthole Girl nonsense, Klein shares a Santa hack, we talk to a girl wearing a Foo Fighters shirt, count down our best OG songs of the year and hear about Ally's awkward meeting with her old boyfriend
This hour we hear about two lost love connections, Milf Island and give you our takeaways
This hour we count down the best OG songs from the show of the year, Ally has an awkward moment and we hear from the REAL Butthole girl
This hour we take your noms for don't be a dick, we see if a drunk girl knows anything about the Foos and more
This how we go over how we got scammed by a fake celebrity, Klein shares a Santa hack and more
CLIP- High drama on the show. We were bamboozled by a fake butthole girl. We talk to the real one
Our search for the most famous person to call the show, Klein DJs a coyote rave, Omar thinks a woman is pregnant, Ally opens the box of shame, Mugs is in a neighbor battle and Jake was on Judge Judy
This hour we start hearing from some heavy hitters, we toast to the weekend and Omar messes up big time
This hour we continue our search to see who gets Billie tix, Ally has something to admit and give you some ADD news
This hour we learn about the beef Mugs has with his new neighbors, Klein steals from homeless people, we search for the most famous people to call the show and more
This hour we explore the massive line of tents outside the Billie Eilish show, Klein djs a coyote rave and we give you some ADD news
In today's show a woman calls us while she's having a baby, another calls us to offer to let us air the conception, we let Beermug know what annoys us about him (everything) and El Cheapo judges your cheap hacks
his hour we let Beermug have it, Omar brings us the go away coyote song and we give you our takeaways
El Cheapo is here to judge your cheap hacks, we do a good thing and we see who is the most likely and least likely to get a present
This hour we talk about the times we've been stranded, we have an offer for an on air conception and give you some ADD news
This hour we prep for the office holiday party, a woman goes into labor and we see if Ally knows the news
CLIP- big fan of the show called us because as she was listening this morning her water broke
In today's show we try desperately to get Jessica Biel her mail, find the gayest things about Klein, hook up someone in LIVE tinder, try a case in Petty Claims Court and more
This hour we try to hookuo one of our lovely listeners with YOU, the uggo! We get Klein's wife on the phone and give you our takeaways
We try a case in Petty Claims Court between a couple who have beef about free drink, Mugs write a song of faith and devotion and more
Biden signed a law protecting marriage rights so we thought we'd have Ally tell us the gayest things about us. Klein has a bunch
This hour we continue our quest to get Jessica Biel her mail, there's an ew #1 reason why people are breaking up and we try to give Ally's money away
CLIP- We're trying so hard to get Jessica Biel a piece of mail that came to us by mistake. Please help
In today's show we talk to the people who have been camped out for the Billie Eilish shows, give someone a sign to take to the show, find out the secrets to the Uber hustle, Klein breaks a Target give ya a round of clickbait and play a new game, tramp stump!
This hour we get into a round of Clickbait so you don't have to click those links, we see if you can stump us with your tramp stamp and we give you our takeaways
This hour we learned how Klein almost shut down a Target, we talk to some single and ready to jingle moms and more
This hour we talk to the people who have been camped out for the Billie Eilish show, Jake gets the secrets to the Uber hustle and more
This hour we are surprised with the gift that keeps on giving, we see if Ally knows the news and Klein says you should watch this show
CLIP- we played live Tinder with a single mom and sent her to AAX. She calls in with an update
Monday is in the books and I can't wait to take a nap. In today's show we take your calls about AAX, do a round of Band on Your Shirt, take your don't be a dick noms, discover Ally's pep talk to her wife and see if we can guess where you went and how far you went on your first date
This hour we see if a dude knows anything about Social D, Ally's wife is an embarrassment and more
This hour we take your don't be a dick noms give you some gayest sports highlights and more
This hour we get started to the biggest hangover week of the year. I think I slept for 20 hours yesterday .
CLIP- Does this dude know anything about the band on his shirt? This time it's Social D
BOOM! It is now one long pre funk until AAX. Can't wait to see you there or at a restaurant where we might leave a huge tip
This hour Klein tells us what was wrong with his pee pee, a manager at Olive Garden is the worst and we try to get Omar to cry
This hour we strap the shock collar onto Klein and see if you can tell if it's gonna be good news or bad news
CLIP- Klein said he could tell the difference between store brand and name brand. We put him to the test with the shock collar
In today's show we deliver some bad news, Karen O from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs explains, we reveal our tips, give you a pot quiz, give you single tickets to AAC, and hip you to the latest scams
This hour we hear from Karen O again, let you know about the latest scams and give you our takeaways
This how we reveal the secret of how we've been going around town leaving $1067 tips and we're not stopping! We also play the absolute dumbest game we've ever played
This hour we get a call from Karn O explaining why they had to cancel, we find out if stoners know anything, should you have a gift break up and some ADD news
This hour we find out that the Yeah Yeah Yeahs have to cancel, why Mugs is late (again) and if Ally knows the news
CLIP- The cat's out the bag. We've been leaving massive tips all over SoCal and we're not stopping
Getting ever so much closer to almost acoustic. Today we gave out single tickets to single people, discuss Klein's bubbly toes, if it's ok to have a toddler in first class, spin the wheel of bad habits, send Mugs out to protect porches and get high with the munchie minute
This hour we pitch Chip the best new snacks and let him judge, discuss if it's ok for morning news host to be hooking up and give you our takeaways
This hour we discuss what people get out of sending Christmas cards, Mugs sets sail to protect LA from porch pirates and we have some ADD news
This hour we give you a bad habit that you can quit for new year's, Beermug can't help but making everything he does awkward and we give newly single people single tix to AAC
This hour we find out Klein got a song stuck in a listener's head, we get a nice message and would you put a toddler in first class?
CLIP- Do NOT send Klein a Christmas card. It'll just end up in the trash with his chips he's gonna eat later
CLIP- Beermug went around dressed as a pirate and offered his help to protect against porch pirates
In today's show we see what it takes to lose weight, answer the question of if you should buy your boss a present, give you a round of clickbait, Klein lies to his dentist, Post Master Johnny gives us a quiz, give you some Old people secrets and tell you our deadly sins
This hour we guess what each of our deadly sins are, bring back the Good or Bad Santa and give you our takeaways
This hour we tell you the answers to the links you don't want to click, Ally gives a breakdown of NYE party price structure and we get some old people secrets
This hour we have the youngest dude on the show quiz us to see if we know the hip new lingo, Klein doesn't floss and we give you some ADD news
This hour we take a look at a study that found that money is a main motivator to lose weight. Good luck getting that gig though. Then we talk about randos that are mistaken for Santas, buying your boss presents and more
In today's show we explore the wonders of Omar's nips, Jake gets some alley tamales, we take you don't be a dick noms, give you some gay sports highlights, Klein goes to the mall and Ally gets a massage
This hour we see if we can guess where you went and how far you went on a first date, Ally gets a massage and we give you our takeaways
This hour Klein shares the story of his trip to hell, we give you a shot at AAC tix by playing four on the floor, and give you tips on how to keep your pets safe this holiday season
This hour we take your noms for don't be a dick, Jake finds a dude in a Nirvana shirt and we give you some gay sports highlights
This hour, listeners are curious about the size of Omar's nips, Jake gets a questionable hookup in an alley and we give you some ADD news
CLIP- Klein made the rookie move of going to a mall during the holidays. Now he's stuck in hell
CLIP- Over the weekend Jake took tamales from some rando in an alley and we're worried about him
In today's show we talk with Paramore, find out that Klein sucks to have in your car, give away Jake's tickets, send Mugs out in the rain, give Post Master Johnny a shock and more
This hour we chat with the lovely people in Paramore, tell you what you should be watching this weekend and more
This hour we find out that Klein is a hug Jack Johnson fan, we rig a game against Jake, what you should buy for XMAS and more
this hour a GOAT call drives El Cheapo crazy, we send Mugs out to report on the rain for the entire day and more
CLIP- Most call them Rams tickets, Jake calls them Seahawk tickets. Let's see if one lucky listener can take them away from the nerd
BOOM! One more day to freedom! In today's show Ronnie Winter stops by, Klein pranks his kids, we freak out El Cheapo and meet the neighbors, Jake orders a beer in a weird way and sees if anyone will talk to KROQ and tell ya about the latest scams in bamboozled
This hour we tell you about the latest scams, give you some ADD news and Jake enlightens us about the history of whorin'
This hour Ronnie from Red Jumpsuit Apparatus stops by for a chat and to play the new version of their hit 'Face Down, Jake sees if anyone will talk to KROQ and more
This hour we try to give Ally a panic attack by telling her when we wasted money, Klein pranks his kids and we give you some ADD news
This hour we see who among us would put those lame reindeer ears on our car, find out if Ally knows the news and we have an update on the 4 day work week!
CLIP- Klein likes to prank his kids. And he should. They're kids which means they're dumb and fall for anything. This one backfires
Solid show. A real 8.2 on the itcher scale. Today we tell ya about a Costco ring scma, Klein gets a new theme song, Ally admits to her cosplay, see how gross you are on the itcher scale, see if any nerds have gotten laid and MORE
This hour we get into a round of clickbait, see if Klein is a bitch ass during his dog's birthday and more
This hour we give you a double dose of ADD News, we see what the number is for a handful of nerds and more
This hour we judge how gross you are by using our patented icther scale and see if you can name that narcotic
This hour we tell you how a woman tried to scam Costco, fume about our phone plan and Mugs plays AKTN
Hellova show today. We made a KROQ love connection in some LIVE Tinder, Klein shares his flawless plan to rob a armored truck, we tell you when and where to tip, share the highlights of pizza and a band and Taylor Swift's fans are coming for us
This hour we see if you can tell the difference between weed and trees, give ya the tips to avoid porch pirate and some ADD news
This hour we go over Klein's flawless plan, share the details of our less cool holiday lunch, and give you some gay sports highlights
CLIP- It seems more and more places are asking for tips. When should you and shouldn't tip?
CLIP- If it's wordplay or rhymes Klein can't say no to an idea. Today we read descriptions and see if you can tell the difference between Christmas trees and weed
Back at it after a long holiday weekend. I hoped we never would... but here we are. Today Ally loses a phone, Klein's dog does a very bad pee-pee, Mugs and JtN battle it out on karaoke island and Ally has been lying about her grandpa her whole life
This hour we talk to a lovely lady who went on a first date, we share our Thanksgiving fails and give you our takeaways
This hour Ally comes to terms with a lie she always believed, Mugs and JtN battle it out on the mean streets of karaoke ally and more
This how we take your noms of dicks, a guy says we saved his life, does a dude know anything about Depeche Mode, and Klein's dog pees on a dude's leg
This hour we hear how Ally got cocky on her trip and how it backfired, our mandatory HR training, Ally loses her phone and more
CLIP- We find a lovely lady who went on a first date with a dude over the holiday weekend and we see if we can guess what went down. Besides her
CLIP- Last Friday the two biggest losers on the show didn't have anything to do (of course) so they had a karaoke battle that everyone regrets
In today's show you'll have to pardon our patience, Jake writes a song for Ally, the Black Friday price is right, the weirdest relatives finals, we try to save a marriage and we do a munchie minute
CLIP- we have our resident pothead, Chip, judge the latest snacks just in time to eat after you're full this weekend
CLIP- Omar hates it. Everyone else loves to say it. It's time to pack yo muthafukin patience
CLIP- We tasked Jake with making up an egg room song for Ally. He did not disappoint. And we give you some ADD News
One more day, guys. Let's pray. In today's show the GOAT line is mad at Ally, Old people give us their secrets, Post Master Johnny doesn't know anything about airports, we have the weird relatives semi-finals, Klein loses a chicken parm and Jake is outed
Jake has been caught out in the wild on video from a fan. What could be his deep dark secret. We get into a round of clickbait and give you our takeaways
This hour we talk to two semi-finalists in the weird relative search, Alexa from Amazon is in the tank and Jake has a secret
Post Master Johnny has not only never flown in a airplane, he's never even been to an airport. We test his knowledge. Then Klein has a tragedy happen to him at a restaurant. Will he ever recover?
This hour the GOAT line responds to Ally faking a disability, we learn the secret to long life with a 107yo and someone tries to take Ally's money
CLIP- turns out Alexa wasn't the great idea Amazon thought it was. Someone's getting fired (besides us)
CLIP- Klein might be getting divorced (again) because of a crazy stunt his wife pulled. You be the judge
Stoked for the short week! Let's goooo! Today Klein shaves his creepy mustache, Ally fakes a handicap, should we import or export movie theatre beds, we take you dick noms, give ya your gay sports highlights and does a woman know anything about Blink 182
This hour we catch ya up with stuff happening in the world with ADD News, Jake finds someone who loves the show and we give you our takeaways
This hour we start to narrow down the weirdest relatives, Ally gets busted and we do a round of Import/Export with movie theatre beds
This hour we try to rid the world of a dick by taking your nominees, Klein has shaved his creepy mustache and we find out if a girl knows anything about the band on her shirt
This hour we take your calls off the GOAT line, a man just gets out of jail, we give you gay sports highlights and a bunch more
CLIP- We're #2 with people going into and coming out of jail! And apparently lawyers. We hear a good story and your rights! Fight the power!
CLIP- stolen valor! Ally got busted by a listener for faking a handicap at Disneyland. Boo Ally!
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Stoked for the weekend. Not stoked for it to end. Today Klein comes in with a creepy ass mustache, we discuss if turkey is overrated, Omar writes his online review of our man Beto, we bring back the 10 second talent show, and Beermug almost gets arrested in this round of Meter beaters
This hour Mugs almost has the cops called on him for the Meter Beaters, Klein lets us know how to lose some money and we toast to the weekend
this hour we give you a double dose of ADD news, find out who your weirdest relative is and dismantle a Santa joke
This hour we address a crime: Klein's mustache, we have the 10 second talent show and Beermug has a dork injections endorsement
The big controversy is that turkey is overrated, Omar writes his online review for our man Beto, and we give you some ADD news
CLIP- Omar wanted to tip the dude who helped him with his groceries but all he wanted was an online review
CLIP- Beermug has a penis injection endorsement. We've been pretending that he has to cut new lines for it.
BOOM! We are at the prekend! Let's get eeet! Today our old pal Brad Williams stops by for a chat, a man gets stuck in baby ping pong, Ally finds a concerning hair, Omar tries to leave a tip and Jake sees if anyone will take to KROQ
This hour our old friend Brad Williams comes into the studio to tell old stories and try to sell tickets to his shows at the Brea improv this weekend, then we take the stories of the times you sold out people in the hopes that you can score AAC tix
This hour Omar tells the story about how he wishes he could've just left a tip, Jake tries to find anyone that will talk to KROQ and we take the stories of your weird relatives
This hour we talk about jhow some families are cutting back on the guestlist for Thanksgiving dinner, what one couple did to make a man's life a living hell on an airplane and more
CLIP- we are looing for the weirdest relative before Thanksgiving. Will yours take the crown?
CLIP- Our old friend Brad Williams comes into the studio and we tell the story of how without us, Brad would be a lot happier
CLIP- Jake hits the streets to see if anyone can take a moment to talk to the World Famous KROQ
Jake goes out to dispensaries to find people who are super high and sees if they can answer basic trivia
We bust the Name Butcher, a man files a complaint, stoners take a quiz, a man can't remember the name of our sold out show, we help a relationship blossom with bagpipes and we find out who your weirdest relative is
This hour we catch ya up with some ADD news, we find out if Johnny figured out how to dial a phone number with a word in it and we find out who your weirdest relatives
We like to resolve issues in relationships for good so we have a round of petty claims court and see if it's ok to play the bagpipes, some a-hole takes offense to our show and more
This hour we ask potheads questions on the streets of LA, Klein gets busted for butchering names and more
This hour we find out that Johnny doesn't know how to dial phone numbers that have words in them
Some f**kin dork hit us up on the gram because he has a pathetic life. He's all butt hurt that he spends too much time on the treadmill like a human hamster. Take your complaint and gerbil it, turd breath
In today's show we give you the secret to sleep, find out who is your weirdest relative, give ya a round of Clickbait, find out your bad habits and tell you ours, and have a jaywalking reunion
This hour it seems like our conversation about how to survive the zombie apocalypse has stirred up some ideas, Ally catches us up on the news and we give you our takeaways
This hour we get into your bad habit, then give you ours then we reunited Mugs with his favorite jaywalker, Mike
This hour we take your calls to find out who has the weirdest relative, get a call from a misdial, get into a round of clickbait and more
This hour Klein hips us to a new system to help you fall asleep at night, we see if Ally knows the news and we give you some updated gayest sports highlights
Every week Jake hits the street in search of people wearing band shirt and we see if they know anything bout that band ...with prizes on the line!
Back at it and it feels good. In today's show we learn there are longer questions than Ally's, Creepy Creeper calls, Klein has been served by a robot, a very drunk woman wears a Pearl Jam shirt, you tell us about your weird relatives and MORE
This hour we see if we can guess where you went and how for you went on your first date, give you your ADD news and more
This hour we take your calls for a holiday tradition; who has the weirdest relative? The we find out if a woman in a Pearl Jam shirt knows anything about the band and is it creepy? You decide!
This hour we try to rid the world of one dick at a time, Ally gives us maybe the best gay sports highlights of all time and we find out about Klein's robot server
This hour we learn of an even longer question than Ally's Wet Leg disaster, we play AKTN and we get a call from our long lost buddy Creepy Creeper
It's a thing we call where'd ya go/how far'd ja go. You call, we guess, hilarity ensues ...usually
Whoa...11-11? What does it mean? Something mystical? Probably not. Today we learn how Klein plans to keep his dog dry, how to survive oncoming zombies, Klein's unplugged bit backfires, we learn the history of AAC, and we add some people to our pickleball team
This hour we are gonna finally find out who is better at giving gambling advice; Klein or Omar, we toast to the weekend and add some players to our pickleball team
This hour we let you know the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse give ya the DL in ADD and find out what we already knew about Omar
This hour Ally catches us up on what's going on in the world, Klein tries to help with his wet dog situation and has a very uncomfortable interview with a lady who throws her voice
This hour we talk about the dude who got his van jacked in that crazy car chase and his GoFundMe, Ally loses and we get a history lesson of AAC
In today's show we find out another reason why Klein is a little bitch ass, check out the insane car crash from yesterday, El Cheapo judges your ways to save a buck, Jake tries to get people to talk to us, we see how naughty you've been for ACC tix and tell ya how not to get scammed in Bamboozled
This hour we take a look at the latest scams, find out what's up Ally's ass and give you our takeaways
This hour we get you caught up with the shit that's happening around the world, see who did the naughtiest thing for ACC tix and MORE
This hour we give you some ADD News, El Cheapo takes control of the station and Jake sees if anyone is willing to talk to KROQ
In this hour Ms. Little Bitch ass complains about being cold, LA has a crazy car chase and we hear from an eye witness
CLIP- the local news were on top on the car chase and where looking for anyone with a first hand account. This man has the longest answer of all time
CLIP- Jake hits the streets to see if anyone has a moment to talk to the World Famous KROQ
In today's show Klein let's us know that his idea is catching on, Ally starts to lose it, Jake might have found a solution to his sweaty pits, we find out the craziest place you've ever woken up, give out ACC tix to one night stands and tell ya the dope new snacks in the Munchie Minute
This hour we talk to the man who sold the 2 billion Powerball Ticket, let our pothead pick the best new snacks and give you our takeaways
This hour Ally finally loses it, we hook up a couple who thought they'd never talk to each other again and experience a Christmas miracle
This hour we take your calls to see where the craziest place you ever woke up was, talk about a new problem in cities and play a round of Netflix or Notflix
This hour we take a look at Klein's invention, Ally is losing her mind and a listener has a suggestion for Jake
Happy voting day! AMERICA! I got a sticker! In today's show we found out about a possible lottery scam, who Jake wrote a letter to, some little known CA props to vote on, had you call your ex for Xmas tix and the secret to long life
This hour we find out which is the worst place to sit on a plane, what to do for better sex, give you some ADD news, takeaways and MORE
This hour we see if we can get someone to call their ex and see if they'll let them win tix to Almost Acoustic Christmas, give you some Old People secrets and more
This hour we learn about a letter Jake wrote to a company to complain, we learn about little known CA props to vote on today and give ya some ADD news
This hour we talk about the possibly lottery conspiracy, find out if Ally knows the news and more
CLIP- we like to check in with the old people and figure out the secret to long life. What could it be this time?
CLIP- Do people actually write letters? Jake was upset about something and wrote a letter ...and they eventually agreed he was wright!
BOOM! Back at it after a crazy end to last week. Today we see if Klein is really a man's man, a lady wears a Nirvana shirt, Ally makes a vow, we learn how to scare off coyotes and what you almost did to score Almost Acoustic tix
This hour we see if we can guess where you went and what you did on your first date, we get some ADD news and we give you our takeaways
This hour we take you stories about things that almost happened to you for a chance at getting tix to Almost Acoustic Christmas, give some more gay sports highlights and MORE
This hour we take your nominees for don't be a dick, see if a woman knows anything about Nirvana and learn how to scare off coyotes
This hour we look at this next level police chase that went down this weekend, Omar picks better teams than Klein and we get some gay sports
But which show is it???? I thought instead of not leaving you with anything since today we didn't have Klein and didn't do a real show, why not give you a show from the vault that you can't find anymore on this godforsaken app.
It's a good one. It's where Klein falls and we have the bad joke off. Enjoy!
Today we learned how Klein is a thief, what it takes for someone to talk to KROQ, hear what almost happened to you for Almost tickets and help you not to get scammed in a round of Bamboozled
This hour, it's been a minute since we did a round of stonergories so we get to that, see what's going on in our neighborhoods and give you our takeaways
This hour we gather stories of things that ALMOST happened to you for the big show, help you not to get scammed in a round of Bamboozled and give you some ADD news
This hour we hear what you should do in a restaurant when things go wrong, learn the difference between Omar and Oprah's favorite things and see if anyone is willing to talk to KROQ
This hour we hear how Klein is a criminal, Ally gives away $100, talk about our lottery luck and more
CLIP- Jake hits the streets to see if he can find ANYONE willing to talk to the world famous KROQ
CLIP- an etiquette expert (how do you get that job) tells us what you should do and how you should act in a restaurant
BOOM! The cat is out of the bag and we're all stoked for the comeback of the Almost Acoustic Christmas! Lineup lives inside. We also have a show intervention on Klein, play the worst wedding speech of all time, give you the new snacks to look out for, teach you how to survive a cobra attack, and see how you accidentally ruined something
this hour we play the very cringey audio from one of the worst wedding speeches you will ever hear, we hit up Chip our re4sident stoner to see what new snack is the best and give you our takeaways
This hour is very important because we address something that Klein does almost on a daily basis, we get into an Oops I blew it and see when you really messed something up and more
In the hour the wait is finally over. After way too long away we announce the KROQ Almost Acoustic Christmas and. it. is. SOLID. We also let you know how to survive a cobra attack
In this hour we find out if we sound like a Marc Maron bit, if Ally knows the news and see if vacations help or hurt relationships
CLIP- We take your calls and see what you accidentally blew (not people) We have our own stories
CLIP- Occasionally, we need to address thing that someone does on the show that they need to work on. Today, it's something that Klein does
Awww... spooky season is over. But Halloween lives in the heart. Roogie boogie. Today we see if a dead dog rug is creepy, give you some old people secrets, Jake gets a new catch phrase, see if hugging is cheating and share some lottery tickets
This hour we see if we can return a pumpkin and a costume, we get into some ADD news and give you our takeaways
Oh my gooodnesss! This hour we get some more players for our pickleball team, discuss if you'd have a dog rug and Jake gets a new catch phrase during Clickbait
This hour we discuss what6 science is saying is a new way to cheat, Jake tries to get someone to buy a lottery ticket with him and more
In this hour we discuss how long it's acceptable to keep your Halloween decorations up, get into some old people secrets and see how we can all live longer and see if Ally knows the news
CLIP- Jake hit the streets to see if someone would share a lottery ticket with him and potentially $1 billion dollars
CLIP- something you've probably done with someone is now considered cheating. Are you a cheater?
BOOM! Halloween show in the books. Have fun tonight. Stay safe. Mess with your kids and tell them it's canceled. In today's show we get a rough start because the station blew up, Post Master Johnny gives a lame excuse for being late, Klein plays an awesome prank on his kids, Mugs' mom drops a bombshell and Ally is sick and looks sick in her costume that no one knows what it is
This hour we try to decide if Klein's prank was too mean and then there might be a rekindling of an old KROQ love
This hour we see if a dude knows anything about the Foo Fighters, have a talk with our resident doctor about the Halloween ER and find out about Klein's sex pillow
In this hour Klein pulls a terrible and hilarious joke on his kids, Mugs drops a MOMshell on us and we tell you who WON'T be at Almost Acoustic Christmas
Jeeeesus.... rough start. We'll spare you all the details but sh*t was beyond effed this morning. But we still made it through ...somehow. I guess it's just the raw talent of the show.
CLIP- Jake hits the streets every week looking for people in band shirts to see if they know anything about that band. This week, it is the Foo Fighters
CLIP- Our resident doctor calls in to tell us horror stories of the Halloween ER and how to keep safe
Rooogie booogie to you and yours. Today we recap how we all did at Six Flags on edibles, discuss the "last man standing", open up the box of shame, shoot some shots across the bow and send Mugs out to get a head start on getting the good candy
This hour we see what finally happened with the great pumpkin carving reveal, toast to your weekend and see if Klein will be getting divorced soon
This hour we finally settle who has the sluttiest pet, find out what happens when we send Mugs out to get candy early and more
This hour shots are fired, we open the box of shame, and talk a little more about our experience at Six Flags last night
This hour we recap what happened last night when we all went to Fright Fest on edibles, a caller needs to explain some things and we find out if Ally knows the news
CLIP- shame, shame, shame... you call and become clean by admitting your past shames that haunt you
We sent Mugs to the wealthiest neighborhood in LA so see if anyone would give him candy early
Today we learn what happens when you ask Klein about his favorite condoms, we see if anyone will talk to KROQ, let El Cheapo guide you, find out who are the worst trick r treaters, find out Klein is running for mayor and more
This hour we find out about another Kevin Klein that's running for mayor, we go around our neighborhoods to see what's up and give you our takeaways
This hour we open up the phones to see who is the worst of the worst trick r treat edition, tell ya about the new scams in bamboozled and more
This how we open up the phone lines so you can talk to El Cheapo and see if you are actually cheap or genius, we give Ally some compliments on her haircut and do a round of collab or fauxlab
In this hour Klein tells the story of what happened when a hot lady asked him what where his favorite condoms, Jake sees if anyone will talk to KROQ and we see if Ally knows the news
CLIP_ every week we highlight the new scams making the rounds in a segment we call Bamboozled. Keep yo money!
In today's show we ask a very important question: Is Ally a raging bigot? And that's about all we did.
Oh! We also see what it's like to be a stay at home girlfriend, ask if you would want a restaurant with no silverware, Beermug writes a song of love and hope, and have an awkward MOMent with a listener
This hour we touch a nerve with a listener, we give a replay to Mugs' song and give you our takeaways
This hour we took a look at a stay at home girlfriend that went viral because she listed what her day is like, we compare that to Ally's, we have an awkward MOMent and do a round of the munchie minute
This hour we talk to a bunch of you who have rad jobs and try to decide which one is the coolest, Mugs writes a song about all the stuff he's bought instead of paying back Klein and more
This hour we review the curse of the show and wonder what else we can jinx, Ally has a pest problem, we get into a round of import/export to decide if we should stop using silverware and more
CLIP- every so often we lie to have a moment with your moms that is awkward. Today is no different
CLIP- a restaurant is making a lot of buzz by not providing silverware. Should we bring it here?
CLIP- Beermug has owed Klein $150 for a long time now. he hasn't paid and actually made a song about all the stuff he's bought instead
In todays show we tell you what it would take to get up early on a weekend, tell ya the secret to long life with Old People, let you know our worst fears, give ya a round of Clickbait, name our pickleball team and hear from the world's sexiest plumber
This hour Klein asks if he's a moron (yes), James Corden gives the world's worst apology and we give you our takeaways
This hour we don't get a call from hot chicks (like we asked) but from a plummer that does work at these crazy sex parties. See what happens when we ask him to break his NDA. We also get into a round of Clickbait and Ally delivers some bad news to a sad man at a concert
This hour we play a game to see if you can guess our worst fears, hit up some pickleball news and find the mascot for our team and get into some ADD news
This hour we talk about what it would take for us to get up early on a weekend, see if Ally loses $100 and old people give us their secrets to long life
CLIP- Ally was at We Can Survive last weekend and had to deliver some bad news to a nice man ...twice. What a beeee-atch
CLIP- You ever wonder what keeps the show awake at night? (besides drinking a coffee too late) Find out in our new game
CLIP- We get the secret to long life from the oldest people in the country. What could it possibly be this week
Back at it after one hell of a weekend. Surprised we made it or that there was even a show today. We got into how Klein's wife won the worst trip of all time, tell ya about a new slutty pet contest, help Mugs with his dating profile, try to rid the world of dicks and bring you the sad news about a smash n grab at a pot shop
This hour we talk about sexy old men and if Klein will make it, talk to a dude who went on a first date with surprising results and give you our takeaways
This hour we give you the details about our slutty pet costume contest, we take a look at Beermug's dating profile, we help a listener's with his and tell ya about weedy for the needy
This hour we take your nominations for biggest dicks, Klein and Ally tell us about their awkward Weezer intro, Jake find someone in a Panic! at the Disco shirt and we get into some ADD news
This hour Klein tells us how his wife won the worst trip imaginable, Ally loses $100, and we get into the gayest sports updates
CLIP- We Can Survive was this weekend and Klein and Ally had to make an intro video with a bummer of a script. They tried
CLIP- Jake hits the streets looking for people in band shirts and sees if they know anything about that band. Today it's Panic! At the Disco
CLIP- We take a look at Mug's dating profile on Hinge and help him to take less photos while holding a beer and find love
BOOM! Friday! We made it! Happy Mars Volta weekend everybody. I'll be seeing you at the Palladium but as for the show... we debuted a new Spookation song, Klein gets in a car wreck, we get hurt doing field competitions at SoFi, Alanis calls in and Ally tries to break her record for longest question asked
This hour we toast to the weekend, we see if Ally can top her personal best longest question, and we get a hold of our big Blink winner
This hour someone has been stealing candy from kids, Mugs goes to see the super gorey Terrifer 2 and Klein's Twitter gets hacked
Big hour! We tell you all about our trip to SoFi and our skills competition, Alanis calls in and makes Ally all wet and more
This hour Ally really outdoes herself and brings us a new and updated Spookation song (I like it), Klein got in a car wreck yesterday and we talk about that and we give you some ADD news
CLIP- Yesterday we got to take a tour of the stadium and do some field competitions to see who is the worst athlete among all of us
CLIP- Yesterday on our way to an event Klein got smashed into and most of us just drove by him and waved. Let's call Sweet James
Ahead of performing at Audacy’s 'We Can Survive,' Alanis Morissette zoomed into KROQ's Klein & Ally Show to chat about everything from music to mental health, her connection to '90s Alt artists, and more.
Skipping formal pleasantries and going straight to admiration, Alanis appreciated Ally’s fan-girl sentiments right off the bat, noting as an empath she’s “not a fan of small talk.”
Then, after discussing the benefits of meditation as well as her relationship with songwriting and making music, Alanis admitted how cool it is that people are still discovering her for the first time, even though 'Jagged Little Pill' recently celebrated its 25th anniversary.
And what’s more, despite writing the songs when she was only 19, 20-years-old, she can “still stand by the lyrics.”
Excited to return to the iconic Hollywood Bowl for 'We Can Survive' this weekend to sing alongside many artists she both admires and knows -- some since the '90s -- Alanis shared that, “during the 90s, and the era that that was, I felt a little insulated being on a festival show as an example and having 10 male bands and I’m the female.”
Noting that “things have definitely changed in terms of balancing that out in the last few decades." Now, "whenever I run into people like Dave [Grohl] or anybody I’m just so happy to see them, Alanis admitted. “I feel like we’ve all been through so much together. Whether physically together, or next to each other, or not, we all have this same wavelength in a way. So, I always have everybody’s back in this industry period, but specifically the ones I was around during the '90s.”
Also up for discussion — the hold “You Oughta Know” has on karaoke bars and just as a breakup anthem in general, and whether or not Alanis is able to watch movies that have her exes in them.
Listen to the full interview with Alanis Morissette above, and stay tuned for more conversations with your favorite artists on Audacy.
In today's show we reveal the worst place to hide drugs, get into a round of mash tags and let you make KROQ spooky, giver stoners a pot quiz, let El Cheapo judge you, tell ya about our upcoming spookation, and tell ya how this might be our last show
In this hour we meet the neighbors when we check in with out neighborhood apps tp see what people are complaining about, you make KROQ spooky in a round of mash tags, and we give you our takeaways
This hour we see what's happening in ADD News, we give you costume idea from the random costume generator, and let you know about the new scams in Bamboozled
This hour Ally turns into El Cheapo (her final form) to let you know if you are indeed cheap or just thrifty, Jake hits the streets to give stoners a pot quiz, and we get to talk to some people who are very excited to see Blink
This hour we tell you about an upcoming Spookation we all can go on, talk about the meeting where we all might get fired, tell, ya the worst place to hide drugs and more
CLIP- A little later (maybe by the time you're reading this) we have a meeting with the big, big boss who has fired us before. What could go wrong?
CLIP- Jake stands outside a dispensary until someone is willing to talk to him and take a pot quiz. Let's find out how they do
Halfway done with the week! Today we address your concerns over our Blink blocks, discuss fake apologies, figure out the worst things we've lost, settle a dispute between a lovely couple, get into a round of clickbait, let you know how to survive an earthquake figure out the best new snacks in the munchie minute
In this hour we have a round of ADD news, discuss the best new snacks with our resident stoner in the munchie minute, see if post master Johnny knows anything about stamps and more
This hour we have a couple on where one of them is driving the other nuts by chewing too loud, discuss the worst show endings, discuss if you'd live in a haunted house and more
This hour we do a round of Oops I Lost It and take your calls, get into a little Clickbait, let you know how Ally thinks you can survive an earthquake and more
this hour we address your concerns with the Blink block, do a round of AKTN, hear from harmonica guy and more
CLIP- every week or so we bring you a round of click bait where we give you the answers to the questions from questionable links on the internet
CLIP- they're always updating what you should do in an earthquake and the rules have changed again. Ally has some nips ...er, I mean tips
CLIP- there's a REALLY scary thing happening around here and it's freaking us out. It's the KROQ curse. Anything we say on air we jinx. Rooogie boogie
In today's show we figure out which Halloween candy you should be buying to not be a complete fat ass, Klein's dog is a very sought after commodity, Ally is looking for new friends, James Corden is a dick, we take your scariest rideshare stories and more
This hour we get spoooOOooky with our tales from the Lyft (and Uber), give you a full dose of the gayest sports highlights and our takeaways from the show
This hour we play a new game to see if you can guess what the costume is by the description on the package that is totally generic, Klein get's approached to breed his dog, a round of ADD news and more
In this hour Ally tries to figure out if the couple she met is blowing her off or are they potential new friends, old people give us their secrets to long life, we examine Beermugs vocabulary and more
In this hour of the show we go into which Halloween candy you should be buying, we learn about the legend of dugongs, and James Corden gets a lifetime ban for being a dick
CLIP- turns out the lovable, doughy late night host has a mean streak and is a complete dickhole. We hear the stories
CLIP- We try to figure out the secret to long life by extracting the truth from the oldest people on the planet. Tell us your secrets old lady!
CLIP- a strange man commented on Klein's dog's nutsack and asked if they could hook up. What should Klein do?
Back at it on a Monday! How we feelin? I can't hear you anyways today on the show we find out how Klein might die soon, Omar eats dog food, Ally named her baby after a serial killer and if a man in a RHCP shirt knows anything about the band
This hour we find out that Klein has been tripping balls off something that can kill him, we have a round of where'd ya go and get your takeaways
This hour Omar tells us how he got full off dog food, Mugs walks the red carpet with people making aaaaaaaa lot of money getting naked and more
This hour we take your nominations for dicks, see if a dude in a chili peppers shirt can answer drunk Jake's questions and more
AWWWW YEAUGH! Let's get into this long weekend. New nerd cards weekend. I know you're stoked. Breakdown goes like this:
Foos Show, Ally's ride offer, holiday weekend, worst travel friends, ADD, post master Johnny, pack your patience, weekend watchers, ADD, Klein's enemy list, box of shame, omar's joke, ADD goat vote, toast to the weekend, SWEET DIBS! -JtN
New record? 10:12 when I'm writing this. Might be a new record. You're welcome. Breakdown goes like this:
$300 steak, micro breaks, worst way to wakeup, ADD, El Cheapo, would Leonardo date it, pickleball, ADD, Katie's casserole, bamboozled, meet the neighbors, ADD, goat vote, current heat waves, props store, take aways, SWEET DIBS -JtN
Alright! Welcome to my Uncool center full of cured items. It's dangerous to go alone. Here. Take this ....breakdown
Ally's In-n_out, flex time, airdrop nudes, ADD, Ho-Shows, canned ham, Netflix or notflix, ADD, conception connection, Uncool center, ADD, goat vote, Ally's hot sister, takeaways, SWEET DIBS -JtN
Come get eet! Breakdown goes like this:
office crimes, heat wave, Wet leg recap, Old people secrets, ADD, Creepy jobs, clickbait, ADD, whippits, Omar's f bomb, ADD, goat vote, small Tvs, takeaways, SWEET DIBS- JtN
Stoked! Pizza and a band happening in just a few with Wet Leg. Looking forward to seeing you guys. Break down goes like this:
Klein's trip, VMAs, Ally's stealing spree, Pantyhose Greg, ADD, don't be a dick, wrong number winner, band on your shirt, ADD, mood killers, water cops, Omar's yelp reviews, ADD, GOAT vote, Ally gets naked, takeaways, sweet dibs! -JtN
SEG: You're about to get some and then BAMB! Something happens to totally ruin the mood
AWWWW SHIT YEAUGH DAWEG! Magic tournament tonight! Break down of the podcast goes like this:
who cheats more, armored car mishap, Ally's alone time, ADD, car poolin', munchie minute, Klein's crime, ADD, new Nickelback, worthless gift cards, ADD, Omar's D story, hiding from landlords, Ikea bet, takeaways, SWEET DIBS -JtN
Alright! Still a little wonky but that's what happens when one of your hosts is over 2000 miles away. Anyways, here's the break down:
dog news, water wasters, old people secrets, ADD, oops I missed it, river showers, mullet winner, name it, things to live longer, do nothing job, ADD, clickbait, AKTN, takeaways, SWEET DIBS -JtN
Back at and man... it felt a little rusty. Shaking off some monday cobwebs but we did it! Break down goes like this:
Ally's secret sauce, West Hollywood Halloween, Office friends, ADD, Don't be a dick, Tip percentage, BoS, ADD, I Do Redo, World Famous follow up, Years off your life, ADD, Danny Elfman, AKTN, Takeaways, SWEET DIBS!
SEG: We hit the streets to see if people reppin bands actually know anything about them
LET'S GET EEEEEET! the weekend is here and I'm ready ...and willing. Break down like this:
Ally's moon circle, Tenders, ADD, Flood, Omar's D pic, I do redos, ADD, box of shame, worst first dates, worst commercials , ADD, creepy relationship, weekend watchers, toast the weekend, SWEET DIBS! -JtN
FULL SHOW! And what a rough one. I would say something else here but apparently no one fucking reads this. I could give away Klein's personal umber and no one would notice. Break down goes like this
the podcast sucks, Klein's rock apology, hot sex, bad rock luck call, ADD, strangerships, Klein's luggage, AKTN, i do redos, anoynomous, Cali food, LA car chase or football, ADD, El Cheapo, Klein's radio room, takeaways, SWEET DIBS -JtN
SEG: The gang gets together to gang up on Jake and let them know what annoys them about him
OK... here's the deal. The first part of the show didn't get recorded because of our janky ass computers here (or was it the cursed rock? Rooogie boogie) so we start the podcast somewhere around 7:30. (faaaaart) Break down goes like this:
Petty Claims Court outcome, Omar's yelp review, I Do redo, Luggage pop up, Baggage Claim Game, lost n found, ADD, Klein's dog trouble, Collab or Fauxlab, takeaways, SWEET DIBS- JtN
SEG: Alight so full disclosure, we had some whack ass computer shit go down so the first hour and a half of the show didn't get recorded. that's why this starts where it does. So... enjoy?
Alright... the hardest day of the week is in the books. Let's hope it's all semi-downhill from here. Break down goes like this:
Cursed rock appears, lunch ladies and pizza, Klein's cameo, ADD, Tattoos and work, June's Only Fans, show suggestions, ADD, I Do Redos, AKTN, Yelp Review, ADD, Worst Way to Fall Asleep, Old people Secrets, Takeaways, SWEET DIBS! -JtN
BACK AT IT!!! WHO'S STOKED??? NOT ME!!! Break down goes like this:
fake rings, most skippable meal, gayest sports highlights, ADD, Don't be a dick, smash n grab, Band on Your Shirt, ADD, I do Redo, back to school, Grossest way to stay Cool, Fall Songs, AKTN, Takeaways
SEG: We're trying to rid the world of them but there seems like there's a never ending supply
SEG: Thee one and only Brandon Flowers from the Killers calls in to give out tickets to their show
KA....(wait for it... wait for it...) BOOOOM! Full show! Let's go! Break down goes like this: Klein's a bitch X15. Ok, no really...
Dissin' bambi legs, dog songs, sandwich tip, ADD, World Famous, Weezer on KNX, fall songs, ADD, box of shame, unplugged, rich people gifts, ADD, Brandon Flowers calls in, caviar pizza, toast to the weekend, SWEET DIBS -JtN
BOOM! What a show! Maybe we can get Klein to fall more often. Break down goes like this:
Klein goes down, courtesy wave, ADD, rank that respect (teachers), bad joke off, ADD, dumbest fights, bamboozled, ADD, wedding gift, caviar, fall in the hall, takeaways, SWEET DIBS -JtN
BOOM! Halfway done with the week. Break down goes like this:
Everyone has COVID, dating older guys, Old people secrets, Klein's hit and run, ADD, Linkedin hookups, conception connection, ADD, buffet winner, how to be hot, ADD, new scams, AKTN, takeaways, SWEET DIBS -JtN
Awww yeaugh! Here we go! Full show on a Tuesday is ready and the break down goes like this:
Jake's dumb rock, sleeping gig, hardest person to make laugh, ADD, more marriages than Durst, Klein buys a special rock, ADD, concussions, buffet winner, sweet dibbin mystery, ADD, combining yeahs, you got bushed, takeaways, SWEET DIBS!
SEG: Tell us how you got your bell rung for a chance to see the bell ring at Wrestlemania
SEG: We've always wondered what the old lady meant when she said, "sweet dibbin." Well now we know
COME AND GET IT! THE OINE TRUE PODCAST! Back at it on a monday and it wasn't terrible. break down goes like this:
Yungblud recap, pork chop make out, side gig island, ADD, don't be a dick, band on your shirt, bathroom confusion, ADD, tongue wrestle for Wrestlemania, A heart warming ending, warning lights, the greatest mullet, takeaways, SWEET DIBBINS! -JtN
Awwww yeaugh! We made it to the weekend. Cheers. Can't wait to not see you at my birthday party tonight. Track list goes like this:
Everyone has COVID, Ally's test, the great rock bet, big boss meeting, ADD, Klein's TV deal, Robo Cops, car ads, dick jobs, AKTN, fake CDC, ADD, weekend watchers, Greg's new mattress, toast the weekend, SWEET DIBS! -JtN
AWWWW YEAUH! It's my birthday show! So glad I had to work :/ Break down goes like this:
poo tooth, Stifler's mom, don't say yes, ADD, petty claims court, auntie ally bums you out, are we world famous, ADD, bamboozled, HB to me, meet the neighbors, ADD, breakfast trough, El cheapo, Klein's new song, takeaways, SWEET DIBS! -JtN
BOOM! Full show in record time! 10:14 when I'm typing this. Break down goes like this:
Vin Scully, Klein's hit and run, Click Bait, ADD, street cred, colab or fauxlab, ADD, questions for the boss, funny not funny, show intervention, Vin calls, Munchie Minute, greatest gingers, AKTN, SWEET DIBS! -JtN
Alright... we made it to the one true podcast in a sea of other bullshit they make me upload. track list foes like this:
The great garbage fire, quickies, garbage call, renting out lawns for dogs, old people secrets, ADD, Annoynomous, Klein's tooth fairy, ADD, impromptu munchie minute, asleep 911 operator, conception connection, the dogshit Audacy app, ADD, influencers, ruin a sandwich, AKTN, takeaways, SWEET DIBS!
BOOOOM! Monday, back at it and ready to take a nap. Break down goes like this:
Buying lotto tickets, what would you never buy, Klein's quickies, ADD, don't be a dick, Band on Your Shirt, Klein returns lotto ticket, Most danceable, AKTN, Klein's OC Fair, ADD, Ally returns a lotto ticket, take aways, SWEET DIBS!
BOOM! We made it to the weekend. Breakdown goes like this
Cheatin' Talk, resetting passwords, Commerce shout outs, ADD, Park Week, Lucky Listeners, Side gigs, ADD, Quitting your job, Box of Shame, The Sauce Boss (Beermug), ADD, World Famous, Toast to the Weekend, SWEET DIBS!
SEG: why the company makes us do this every two months is a mystery. No one wants to see Omar's emails
BOOM! The true podcast is here. Break down goes like this
Cheating on Ally, Wedding dancing, Lost luggage, Amazon car chase, ADD, Meet the Neighbors, Dank Tank w/ CHEECH, Got someone fired?, ADD, bamboozled, AKTN, Klein's restaurant hack, cornhole, ADD, El Cheapo, takeaways, SWEET DIBS
Finally! The ONE true PODCAST!
Breakdown goes like this:
Offspring traffic, lotto losers, munchie minute, ADD, pissed off caller, netflix or notflix, shark attack, ADD, lucky listeners, bet your fet, hotel bathrooms, ADD, Klein's friend, 5-10-20, takeaways, SWEET DIBS
SEG: personally, my favorite game that we play. See if you can tell which ones are real and which ones are fake
Boom! You found the one true podcast!
Break down goes like this:
Blue Avatar, Old People Secrets, ADD, Just the Tip, Google Robot, Mega Millions Losers, ADD, Party Bros, Omar's Fight, Click Bait, Creepy Creeper, Jake's Rocks, Noodles, Takeaways, SWEET DIBS
SEG: Ally went to a wedding during our break and Omar was the DJ. He has some surprisingly good reviews!
SEG: Something happened during Klein's trip that has him wondering who is the bigger idiot. Him or his wife
Awww yeauh! We're back baby! Show break down goes like this:
Sticker announcement, anime girl, Klein's flight, ADD, Park Week dicks, Omar's a good DJ, Band on Your Shirt, ADD, Scorpion from Comic Con, Who is the Bigger Idiot, ADD, Ally's Disney Scam, Takeaways, SWEET DIBBINS!
SEG: We get the winners of the week and pit them against each other to see who can come up with the best solutions
You did it! You found the ONE true podcast in this sea of nonsense they make me do everyday. Tracklist goes like this:
Jake gets a song, GOAT line, good van news, Ally's dress, Klein's is it cake, ADD, box of shame, vacation fights, Jake's song, ADD, Vegas solutions, Pantyhose Greg, AKTN, The Wheel of Terrible costumes, Omar is DJing, Kenny Mayne, toast the weekend, SWEET DIBS -JtN
You found it! The one true podcast! Breakdown goes like this:
Korean radio, getting divorced, self scan scams, lezbo lip lock, ADD, El Cheapo, Kleinderella update, meet the neighbors, ADD, Vegas hook ups, are we world famous, pissed off callers, ADD, guess the con, rate my meat, takeaways, SWEET DIBS -JtN
In the sea of bullsh*t they make me load every day there is only one true podcast and this is it. Break down goes like this:
Nerdhole, Ally's soup, Klein's coffee tip, munchie minute, ADD, Celebrity run ins in Vegas, clickbait, 5-10-20, ADD, not wearing a bra, bet your fet, new COVID, Prime Day price is right, takeaways, SWEET DIBS -JtN
BOOM! FULL SHOW! In the sea of BS podcasts the real one has arrived. Breakdown like this:
GOAT line, imposter dad and kid, best cars seats, Jake's jorts, ADD, missed planes to Vegas, old people secrets, Klein's dog repellent, ADD, Prime price is right, massage sting, Ally's wedding gift, AKTN, takeaways, SWEET DIBS -JtN
SEG: JtN heads out to the streets to LA to see if people repping a band actually know anything about them
Back at it. Let's make it happen! Track list like this:
Shows to fall asleep to, Ally's rates, Podcasts, ADD, Don't be a dick, best excuses, Band on Your Shirt, Vegas almost wins, AKTN, Old Phones, Klein's essay, Where'd Ya Go, Takeaways, SWEET DIBBINS! -JtN
WE DID IT!!! Made it to another weekend. Love you guys. thanks for supporting the show. Breakdown goes like this:
Hard Knock song, Ally's bee, Ex's nudes, ADD, Box of Shame, Pool Rules, ADD, Flex Fails, Klein's Endorsements, ADD, Klein's Dentist, Weekend Watchers, Toast to the Weekend, SWEET DIBS! -JtN
SEG: The best/worst is when you try to showoff but then get kicked in the dick ..or whatever you have
Finally, the one true podcast. Tracklist like this:
Off early, 4 day work week, ADD, Annoynomous, neighborhood app, underwear theories, ADD, El Cheapo, Klein's new dog, Bamboozled, ADD, cards you carry, takeaways, SWEET DIBBINS -JtN
Show breakdown goes like this:
food challenges, All gets scammed, side hustle, ADD, Omar's d pic, Colb or Fauxlab, ADD, women's underwear, AKTN, wedding update, ADD, cooyote urine, 5-10-20, take aways, SWEET DIBBINS -JtN
SEG: JtN went out on the streets of LA looking for people in patriotic gear to see if they knew anything about America
Back at it with all fingers and toes. Let's go! breakdown like this:
Terrible fireworks, harmonica guys, old people secrets, Klein's lines, ADD, Kleinderella update, Land on your shirt, worst beach people, ADD, Pantyhose Greg ideas, beach parking, AKTN, Dog beach, ADD, Klein's new pests, click bait, take aways, SWEET DIBBINS!
Jodie Sweetin joined Klein/Ally Show to talk about her now-viral protest experience and to offer some protesting "do's & don'ts."
Awwww yeauh! It's the start to the long weekend. Makes me wish they all were. Tracklist goes like this:
omar's fireworks, Kleinderella, Van news, ADD, Box of shame, Klein's lines, Deucy awards, Netflix or Notflix, wedding gifts, ADD, Weekend Watchers, Toast to the Weekend, SWEET DIBBINS -JtN
SEG: Can you tell which shows are actually coming to Netflix and which ones we made up? It's harder than you think
Alright, full show podcast is here. Tracklist goes like this:
Meeting graphs, Ally's concert, Siracha call, ADD News, Jake's new studio, High while doing something important, band or banned, new house sex, ADD, missing fingers, AKTN, Klein's closet, ADD. El Cheapo, Jake's going to Comic Con, Charging for Plastic Fork, SWEET DIBINS! -JtN
SEG: We ask listeners to call in if they are missing any fingers and perhaps words of wisdom
Oh yeeeah! Halfway done with the week. Now we have to go to this meeting. Boo! Anyways, tracklist goes like this:
Travis Barker, quiz for dummies, Ally's therapist, ADD, World famous, Music class for babies, 5-10-20, ADD, Oops I crashed it, Klein's Wife's present, ADD, VIPs, AKTN, Munchie Minute, SWEET DIBBINS -JtN
SEG: We call places around the world to see if they've ever heard of the world famous KROQ
Boom! The one true podcast has arrived. tracklist like this:
Microcheating, wrong text, harmonica guys, ADD news, what won't you cut back on, Lesbihonest, waiting slice, ADD news, Over/Underrated, AKTN, Illegal fireworks story, ADD news, worst calls to get stuck behind, click bait, klein's move, SWEET DIBBINS -JtN
SEG: We give Ally the signs of microcheating to see if we can convince her that is exactly what's happening
Where the sweet wisdom of sweet dibbins comes from. We get some advice from the old folks and their secrets to long life
One of our favorite games. I hit the streets in search for people in band shirts and see how well they know those bands
Back at it and, ya know what? I don't hate it. Show tracklist goes like this:
Fans or AC, Summer bods, Airfryers, ADD news, Don't be a Dick, Sexting Queen, Band on Your Shirt, ADD news, Klein's boxes, Where'd ya go, ADD news, Old people secrets, AKTN, Nick Names, SWEET DIBBINS! -JtN
Awww yeaugh! It's Friday and I'm drinking a beer. I know it's before noon but for me it's like 5pm. Show break down goes like this:
Omar calls, Jet pack man, Import/export, ADD news, Omar's flight, Roe v Wade, Angelyne, AKTN, Box of Shame, Neighborhood Narcs, Weekend Watchers, Klein's lines, Toast to the weekend, SWEET DIBBINS! -JtN
CLIP: Ally has a problem. Random old ladies want to tough her baby without asking. Is it a witch? Hard to tell
CLIP: Only hours away before Omar crashes and burns, his wife calls in to say her last words to him
CLIP: Ally's dad was in a plane crash. Just like how Omar will! What does he have to say?
Alright.. let's get to it. Show break down goes like this:
Katie the cheater, plane crashes, building security, armored cars, ADD news, Graveyard movies, Dr. James, ADD news, World famous, AKTN, Ally's Dad, Omar's Wife, ADD news, Fruit draft, Old people, SWEET DIBBINS -JtN
Boom. Full show is finally here. Breakdown goes liek this:
Podcast mishaps, drug free zone, Beermug's anger, ADD news, 5-10-20, Ally's pooper, bamboozled, ADD news, Human bingo, Omar's gonna crash, New/Old relationships, ADD news, munchie minute, who drives, AKTN, goodbyes, SWEET DIBBINS -JtN
CLIP: Occasionally I f-up the podcast. Barely. Slightly. That's for ratting me out you snitches
CLIP: This time around it's Klein. What does he do that annoys the hell out of the rest of the show?
I did my best to make a bad joke but my best wasn't bad enough. Full show breakdown like this:
Distracted driving, Click bait, Klein's folks have Covid, ADD news, best area codes, Annoynimous, ADD news, Song of the summer, Ally's snoring, ADD news, Captain Omar, AKTN, Klein's move, goodbyes, Sweet Dibbins! -JtN
Alright, we're back at it and whew... glad this day is almost over. Show break down goes like this:
Omar pays for dinner, GOAT line, Klein's dog, Omar's flying, ADD news, Ally's puke, band on your shirt, Weird Al show, ADD news, Don't be a dick, AKTN, Jake's Jorts, ADD news, worst dad gifts, new schedule, relationship questions, goodbyes, SWEET DIBBINS! -JtN
KA-BOOOOOM!... Hey, look! We made it! Friday again. Beers on me!* (if you find me, and only 1 per listener) Show break down like this:
Dank tank BS, Klein's yogurt, OG songs, van news, AKTN, ADD news, father knows best, ADD news, box of shame, Klein's dog, ADD news, 5-10-20, toast the weekend, SWEET DIBBINS! -JtN
CLIP: We call Ally's dad to see if he knows the answers to embarrassing questions about his daughter. Turns out he might be cooler than Ally (not hard to do)
CLIP: Ally swears she made up a summer hot (she didn't) But we also got a new sweet GOAT line original
CLIP: This time around it's the listener box of shame. Let's see who has the most to be ashamed about
CLIP: Did Klein get scammed at the Yogurt place? Probably. That's what happens when you're dumb
CLIP: You come to us with your highdeas and we see if we want to fund them and make them a reality
CLIP: This time around we get Jake the Nerd to take on the shock collar and review Chicken Charlie's new concoction, the Kool-Aid fried chicken sandwich
Boom! Here we go. One more day until the weekend. Can't wait! Breakdown goes like this:
No Hitters, Shaq's good deed, All's sperm, AKTN, ADD news, Weirdest relative, Collab or Fauxlab, ADD news, Dank Tank, ADD news, Chicken Charlie, High Voltage food review, Godbyes -JtN
CLIP: One of our favorite games where we give you real collaborations and one fake one. Can you guess which is the imposter?
Finally... the one true podcast has returned. Breakdown goes like this:
Lesbian porn, Click Bait, AKTN, ADD news, Dad cards, K/A Wedding update, ADD news, Weird things you found in your house, AKTN, ADD, Worst vegas trips, Klein's Closet, Munchie Minute, sweet dibs! -JtN
CLIP: We see if we can guess what the terrible dad jokes are waiting on the inside of these cards
CLIP: Ally hates lesbian porn (because she's homophobic) She also has an impression that people seem to enjoy
A little late. Sorry. We were in a meeting (drinking) Good news! we're not fired ...yet. Show break down like this:
Getting ready, messing with teachers, Ally's sushi, AKTN, ADD news, old people secrets, Maya Rudolph, ADD news, Teacher's biggest dicks, AKTN, ADD news, Sexcuses, Beermug ran out of gas
CLIP: Rock them panty lines! Or whatever. Get the news that will keep your attention for at least 2.5 seconds
CLIP: Klein's wife found a dead mouse and is freaking out. What can we do to make it worse???
Awwww yeauh! It's Monday and I am huuuung over. (partied too hard at Puscifer last night. Good times) Breakdown of the show goes like this
Big Announcements, Klein's dead mouse, AKTN, The OFFSPRING, ADD news, Don't be a Dick, ADD news, Uninvited, AKTN, ADD news, Where'd Ya Go?, Sweet Dibs! -JtN
CLIP: One of our favorite games. You go on a first dat, answer a few questions and we see if we can guess the outcome
Awwwww yeauh! I can't wait! I go home after this and have my favorite nap of the week!
Show break down goes like this: Dad talk, Sriracha, Nickleback, AKTN, ADD, Worst Dad "the Talk", Bamboozled, In-N-Our Dads and Winners, ADD, Battle of the Sexual Orientations, Toast to the weekend, Sweet Dibs! -JtN
CLIP: We are about to hit a major shortage of this popular hot sauce so go stock up now
CLIP: The Angels have lost a million games in a row. They have now sold their soul to the devil in hopes of turning it around. What have they done now?
CLIP: We asked what was the coolest thing your dad ever did and we got some pretty epic answers
CLIP: A man was found on school bus with a juice box and other snacks living his best life. Or some sort of life anyways
CLIP: Does holding the door for someone mean that they should let you go before them in line? We discuss
69! Get it??? I'm surprised Omar wasn't all over this today. Weird.. how break down goes like this:
KA Wedding, Omar see Top Gun, Man Child, Katie has COVID, AKTN, M&Ms, ADD News, Coolest dad stories, ADD News, That's a Problem, AKTN, Holding doors open, ADD News, Creepy Dude, Munchie Minute, Sweet DIbs!
The one true podcast has arrived! Did you know they wanted me to start posting even MORE nonsense podcasts per day? I haven't done it yet. I'm just pretending I never saw that email. Redick! -JtN
CLIP: Klein does this thing where he gets super awkward around authority. So he tries to cuddle it? It's weird
CLIP: Klein sorta-kinda got invited to a wedding. What does it mean? Should he still go?
CLIP: For a chance to win the In-N-Out truck people tell us the worst advice they ever got from their dads
CLIP: One of the greatest games known to man. Can you help us check a box off our board?
CLIP: Who left the deuce?!?! And I don't mean this show. We call Klein's wife to try to find out
Damn... Monday again. What I will start calling weekend remembrance day. (taps start playing) Get the full show here
CLIP: We hit the streets of LA and find people wearing band shirts. Let's see how well they know them
CLIP: Klein has a problem. Well, actually he has a lot of problems but one of them is the reason why he's in so much debt
BOOM! And just like that the weekend is here. If you're going out to Monsterpalooza, keep an eye out for me. (big hugs and bigger drinks) -JtN
CLIP: Is there anything worse than eating with people who eat way slower than you. Seems like the experts are saying that's the way you should eat but I'm guessing they've never had In-n-out fries
CLIP: We pull a slip out of the box of shame and see who has to admit to the dirty deed
Damn... this week has flown by, just like I knew it would. Enjoy this weekend eve podcast -JtN
CLIP: What's the dumbest way you got severely injured? Does it beat being killed by an alligator searching for frisbees?
CLIP: We take a trending thing in another country and determine if we should import that idea or export it
CLIP: One of our favorite games. Can you tell which shows are real and which ones are so dumb even Netflix isn't airing it?
Alright! It's the pre Jack White show. A lot of big wigs in the building today. I hope they didn't hear the show.
CLIP: It seems like every summer has a name (hot girl summer, summer of bummer etc etc) What should this summer be called?
CLIP: It's hard to believe they are related, but alas they are. Genetics are weird man.
CLIP: We like to play a game to see if you can pick which songs were from 5, 10 and 20 years ago
CLIP: Klein had to take his 16yo dog to the vet. How much would you spend to save your pet?
CLIP: Jake hits the streets to find people in band shirts and see how the know about that band. This week, The Foo Fighters
CLIP: Klein's has to beat the clock beofre the air all comes out of his tire. Can you make it out of the DANGER ZOOOOONE!?
CLIP: Klein has a mouse problem and you will not believe how much they're wanting to charge to get rid of it
CLIP: Robots are being given to old people as companions. How does that work when they can't figure out the wifi?
I am so F****ING STOKED! BBQs, drinks, food, dranks, my new Magic deck... talk to ya all Tuesday. Stay safe. -JtN
Geeet yo ass up in this mug! One more day until we bounce for the long weekend and then BOOM! Jack White and PIZZA. STOKED! -JtN
CLIP: It's a mystery! (even though we have some guesses). Why did Ally's friend ghost her?
CLIP: We warn you of scams to be on the look out for and we find our new favorite reporter
CLIP: The new trend is people renting out their pools via an app and making up to 6 figures a year. That's a lot of pee!
CLIP: there's all sorts pf conspiracies out there. Which ones do you actually believe in?
CLIP: Seems like there's a difference of opinion on how you're supposed to wash in the shower
The one true PODCAST! Alright... still a little bit of a bump in the road but a lot better from yesterday and pretty damn decent considering we have everyone broadcasting from their homes. Enjoy -JtN
CLIP: Whenever there's a van in the news, it's never a good thing. We try to find the exception
CLIP: This guy rules! And sounds like he actually likes our show. If you're concerned about the pox, check this out
CLIP: You won't believe the tab for this drink order at the edm fest in Vegas. Absolutely insane
CLIP: Ally has a friend who got a text asking for her to pay half after she told the dude she didn't want to see him anymore. Good move or no?
...and what a sht show it was. Klein and Ally both out with COVID, Ally not having the cord she needs the first half of the show, miscues and fck ups. (not) good times but I think we made the most of it. Enjoy -JtN
Man... crazy show, huh? Klein being out, Ally being ugly... just... it's just hard to keep going sometimes, you know? Tell all your friends! -JtN
CLIP: The interactive Box of Shame. This time we go to the phones to see who has the most shameful story
CLIP: Our resident cheap ass (Ally) let's you know if you're being too cheap or just cheap enough
CLIP: Can you guess what costs more? A gallon of gas or a bunch of stuff sold at the store inside? Let's find out
CLIP: We strapped a shock collar on Ally and had her try her first Mexican Pizza. You say the wrong (or right depending on how you look at it) word and you get SHOCKED!
BOOM! Here it is. In a sea of posers, here is the one true PODCAST! Listen, share, tell your friends. Hell, tell the people you hate. We're not picky -JtN
CLIP: The gang talks about the sounds that stress us out the most. We take your calls to get yours too
CLIP: We call our resident stoner to see what he thinks about the new stoner snacks on the market
CLIP: We see if we can find people who have done the things Amber heard is accused of ..and with great success!
CLIP: Occasionally Klein is on TV. Terrible TV. Made even more terrible by him. These are those terrible takes
CLIP: We compile the gayest moments of the show and put then together for one big gay (Al) moment
CLIP: We learn that Ally's wife thinks it's ok to just get random girl's numbers. The GOAT line has chimed in
CLIP: We play a game to see if we can tell what your fetish is just by you answering a few questions (well, not you. but weirdos like you)
Ka-blam! We got all sorts of talk about fancy toilets, the new Top Gun movie, how to get out of jury duty. All kinds of dope sht. And someone saying sht on air! Thank goodness the FCC doesn't listen to us -JtN
CLIP: (spooky music) It's the scariest thing in the studio. The dreaded Box of Shame. Who will need to confess this week
CLIP: A game we play where we see if you can tell if it's something to kill us all or an opening band at a festival
CLIP: Our dear Ally is going to hell. Because she's gay. Also, because she's going to basic bitch bachelorette party weakened in Vegas
Leeeet's gooooo!!! Weekend is here. Black Keys and Pizza in about an hour from when I'm writing this. STOKED! Cheers! (actually drinking a beer right now) -JtN
Awwww sh*t yeah man! It's finally the FULL PODCAST!! Goddamn... whooo! Tomorrow is pizza and a band.. stoked! -JtN
CLIP: We're looking for people who had sex with their teacher and people who been locked up abroad
CLIP: Klein got busted for lying about feeding the kids hotdogs and popcorn for dinner which is perfectly fine
CLIP: You call up and try to help Ally feel better about dropping her baby and giving him brain damage
CLIP: Part two of one of our favorite games since the first dude crapped out after the first question. Enjoy!
CLIP: Ally found herself in a waiting room where she felt like she was the prettiest person. What a rarity! What are the best looking waiting rooms?
CLIP: We've turned our terrible attempt at speaking a second language into a sun Babbel commercial. Now give us an endorsement!
Alright! Monday in the books and it wasn't completely terrible. Counting the days until that pizza and a band thing. Anyways, enjoy the one true podcast -JtN
CLIP: Ally had an eventful Mother's Day because someone can't stop their baby from crashing to the ground
CLIP: We try to rid the world of dicks on day at a time. We take your calls. Let's see what we can do
CLIP: We send Jake out to the streets of LA on the look out for people in band shirts and then see how well they know those bands
CLIP: Klein and Ally got to sit down and chat with the guys in Twenty One Pilots about their event in theaters
CLIP: We play bad the biggest f-ups of the week. They're almost even funnier the second time
CLIP: A listener called up to ask us to help with a tragedy. Always down to help where we can
Oh hell yeauh! Let's see if I can not f this up. Go get it this weekend. Catch ya on Monday -JtN
Awww yeeeeah! Not too late either considering we're all drinking and had to escort (nicely) a bunch of drunk listeners out the building. This was a hellova show. Enjoy! I know we did -JtN
CLIP: Sometimes our moms give us bad advice. What was the worst she ever gave you? We take you calls
CLIP: A game where we read you news stories of mayhem and you guess if they were drunk or sober
CLIP: the host of Alrenalido comes into the studio to give us some tips for Cinco de Mayo
CLIP: One of our favorite games. We pick 3 songs, can you put them in the order they came out?
CLIP: One of our favorite games. Can you tell which shows are real or made up? I doubt it
CLIP: Over the weekend we got in trouble at our hotel because Ally couldn't stop breaking stuff
The ONE true PODCAST has arrived!
maybe one of these days we won't have to post a never ending parade of podcasts a day. Until then...
CLIP: The gang chats about the insane news outta Alabama of an escaped murderer with a female officer
CLIP: Your favorite f#ck up award show is back! Take a listen to all the times the gang flubbed up
It's the one true podcast! Let's goooo!
Hope to see you at the 5K tomorrow. Sweeeeet dibbins!
Alllright! here it is! A little later than normal because we were busy having beers with June in the office. Click, share all that shit
CLIP: El Cheapo aka cheap ass Ally aka dat bitch takes your calls and judges on whether or not you're a bigger el cheapo
CLIP: It's June's last day so we need to know, who is she gonna miss the most. Hint* it's the dog
CLIP: The cops are sure they've cracked the code for emojis and drug dealing. You can judge for yourself
The one true PODCAST! Praise the lawd! Tracklist like this:
Requests, Klein's TV appearance, Airplane couponing, AKTN, ADD news, Mother's Day sex toys, Famous Jacks, Lesbihonest, ADD news, Munchie Minute, AKTN, ADD news, June News, 5k, Wheel of Punishment, 5-10-20, SWEET DIBBINS
CLIP: Omar was able to find a clip of Klein on a terrible TV show and, my gawd... he has some hot takes
The one true podcast has arrived. Tracklist like this:
Trash narq, All has sex, AKTN, ADD News, Is it Cake, Old Dog secrets, ADD news, Klein's Babble, Wheel of Punishment, AKTN, ADD news, Goat line, SWEET DIBBINS!
CLIP: She was in a drought because she been disgusting. She still is, but the drought is over
CLIP: Klein attempts to communicate in Spanish and leaves out a key word in the conversation
CLIP: Klein head to Mexico with a lot of sex in mind. What goes down is... well... you fill in the blank
We're back!!! Awww yeauh! Didn't get fired (yet). Tracklist like this:
Klein's Vacay, AKTN, Is it Cake, ADD news, Don't be a Dick, Coachella Lost and Found, Band on Your Shirt, ADD news, Influencer, Klein's horrible Spanish, AKTN, ADD News, Orgasm Help, Urologist, SWEET DIBBINS!
CLIP: Mr Boring calls in to let us know what the most boring thing that's happening this weekend
Damn.. hellova week. Let's pack up our bags of illegal pizza toppings and head out to the dessert. Tracklist like this:
2nd weddings, Breast room, Pee trips, taxes, AKTN, Klein's anniversary, ADD news, Klein's Cop run-in, Weekend watchers, dumb ideas, beat your boss, ADD news, Mr. Boring, AKTN, ADD News, Wee Man, SWEET DIBBINS!
CLIP: Ally's baby got a check but her wife and her wife and her disagree on what to do with it
CLIP: Klein went on a daddy/daughter date and now we get to hear what she thought about it
New record? 10:17 as I'm typing this so I would say yeah... that's a new record. tracklist like this:
Collections, AKTN, ADD news, Dank Tank, New Boss, ADD News, Thirsty June, Klein's Date, AKTN, ADD News, Wesly's Check, Liquor Storesspondent. SWEET DIBBINS!
Hellova show today. tracklist like this:
Silent treatment, Worse than COVID, Fallen Trees, AKTN, ADD news, human Bingo, ADD news, Omar's shout out, Klein's VO, AKTN, ADD News, Bert, SWEET DIBBINS!
CLIP: We go through a list of conditions that are worse than COVID. Should make you feel better if you have the Rona
CLIP: One of our favorite games. Embarrassing reasons why you had to go to the ER. Let's get em
CLIP: My gawd this is hilarious. We get to listen to the outtakes of Klein trying to cut a spot for the radio
The one true PODCAST has arrived! Let's goooo! Tracklist like this:
June is thirsty, Klein's air fryer, House rules, goat line, AKTN, ADD news, wrong number, 5K punishments, TikTokToe, ADD news, Thirst June's thirsty test, AKTN, ADD news, Bet your Fet, Van News, SWEET DIBBINS
CLIP: It seems like vans are always associated with negativity. That's why we like to bring you good van news!
CLIP: We're running a 5K. I don't know why. We're not even getting paid extra. Someone has to lose and that loser will be punished
The ONE true podcast has arrived at maybe a new world record. typing this at 10:18. Pretty good. Tracklist like this
Klein's date, Baked news, AKTN, ADD news, Banned, Do you know the band on your shirt, Join our 5K, AKTN, Where'd ya go, gayest highlights, SWEET DIBBINS
The one true PODCAST! And the best one since it's Friday and we're all literally drinking beers right now. I'm not kidding. Tracklist like this:
Everything is broken, Worst drive thrus, Ally's offer, AKTN, ADD news, Beat your Boss, Pretty people, Mr Boring, ADD news, weekend watchers, wheel of maaaaaaaar, ADD news, song or wrong, klein's lines, 6K winner, Goodbyes, SWEET DIBBINS
Praise the Lard! It's the one true PODCAST! Tracklist lie this:
Klein's car ride, Lucky/good, AKTN, ADD news, Oops I bought it, ADD news, Munchie Minute, AKTN, ADD news, Hot Sister, Jake's Dog, Bee Hive, SWEET DIBBINS!
CLIP: We take your calls and talk about everything you've bought by mistake or regretted
The ONE true podcast! Tracklist like this:
Clipboard dodgers, Lakers suck, Single wedding, AKTN, ADD news, 5K, Food takes, ADD news, Petty claims court, AKTN, ADD news, 5-10-20, Klein's date, harmonica guy, SWEET DIBBINS
The one TRUE podcast is finally here. And about 5 minutes earlier than normal. You're welcome. Make sure to give Jake the Nerd a shout out on the GOATline 844.956.4628. Tracklist like this:
Goatline pizza, Omar's smash n grab, Anger listener, Ally's hair, AKTN, ADD News, Klein's Lamps, Tik Tok Toe, ADD news, Ally's Hot Weather, Fart News, AKTN, Furries!, ADD news, Do You Know the Band on Your Shirt, Gayest show highlights, Van News, Goodbyes, SWET DIBBINS
CLIP: Klein is a bit of a psychopath and has had his VM filled for years. We help him clear it out
The one true podcast is once again upon us. Tracklist like this:
MGK, Click Bait, AKTN, ADD News, Mirco Cheating, The Gannys, ADD News, Flea, AKTN, WonderCon nerds, ADD news, Klein's fight, Goodbyes, SWEET DIBBINS!
CLIP: The Grammys are boring. The Grannys came to party. We give out awards for your crazy grandma stories
April TOOLs Day! Right?? Other Tool fans? Let's get right to the tracklisting so I can go bid on some exclusive Alex Grey Tool posters
Goatline, RHCP Walk of Fame. Klein's Dibbins, AKTN, ADD News, In Memoriam, Beat Your Boss, Mr Boring, ADD News, Human Bingo, AKTN, ADD News, Klein's raccoon, Box of Shame. SWEET DIBBINS!
Awww yeah! Holy sh*t this was a hellova show! Tracklist goes like this:
RHCP rich, Ally's doctor, nerd call, AKTN, ADD news, Never had what?, Oddities, ADD news, Pepper Challenge!, ADD news, El Cheapo, Goodbyes, SWEET DIBBINS!
CLIP: Our old friend calls in to explain why for a dwarf you stay inside on St. Patrick's Day
CLIP: Ally took a limo out for dinner and some crazy stuff went down ..and up... and down again
CLIP: New game! Can you tell if it's the name of an Irish band or the name of one of our ex's?
Happy drink at work in the AM day! Tracklist like this:
Harmonica guy, doplebangers, Ally's back, AKTN, creppy crepper, ADD news, goatline, Ex or Irish, Ally's kiss, Billy Joe, ADD news, City Shirts, March Badness, AKTN, From the Tap, ADD news, Brad Williams, Goatline boss, Ally's depression, SWEET DIBBINS!
Daaamn.. what a last 24 hours. Lots of stuff going down. Tracklist like this:
Bye bye boss, Ally back tomorrow, Chik-fil-A, AKTN, ADD news, March Badness, 5-10-20, ADD news, fav shows, Boss song, AKTN, ADD news, high voltage food review, buying booze, SWEET DIBBINS
CLIP: One of our favorite games. Can you pick which one came out 5, 10 and 20 years ago?
CLIP: Krystal breaks down the news of the day and we find out Jake was a division 1 athlete
Finally the podcast that matters. Come in and get eet. Tracklist like this:
Impressions, Nerd drama, Klein's workout, AKTN, ADD news, March Badness, Fuel or Fuel, ADD news, Lying for stuff, AKTN, podcast call, ADD news, crosswalk confessions. goodbyes, SWEET DIBBINS
CLIP: We had Jake the Nerd go out to one of the busiest intersections in LA at Hollywood and Highland to see if people would confess while they crossed the street
In the sea of daily podcasts you have finally found your life raft. Track list like this dawg:
Sweet Dibbins, Best Week, June's Parking, Cereal Poops, Klein's wife, AKTN, ADD news, March Badness, ADD news, teacher who was fired, AKTN, gayest show highlights, ADD news, Klein's ID, Where'd ya go/How far?, SWEET DIBBINS!
CLIP: Is there trouble in paradise? Is it because Klein can't make out with his wife's hot trainer?
CLIP: All he did was read a children's book to children called I need a new butt and he got put out on his. Boo!
Finally! The podcast that actually matters. tracklist goes like this:
Klein's on the bandwagon, Scolded by the boss, Dopplebanger, AKTN, French Fries, Weekend Watchers, Jake the Nerd's vegan BBQ, Wife or Boss, ADD news, Fancy Boi Klein, Petty claims court, AKTN, ADD news, Stonergories, SWEET DIBBINS!
CLIP: Bummer... he might not be able to play Magic the gathering this weekend because of an invite to a vegan BBQ. Gross. To both things
CLIP: Have you or someone you've known hooked up with someone who looks similar? It's more common than you might think k
After countless podcast, finally the one that matters. Full show track list goes like this:
Pump glitch, Treasure, freaky rich, AKTN, ADD news, Collab or Phollab, Lil not Lol, Poop at Work, No socks, Eerniecanda, ADD news, AKTN, ADD news, Klein's wife's trainer, SWEET DIBBINS
Alright homies.. lets get to your track list
Klein's workout, Idiot boss, Jun's vacay, Daylight savings, gas prices, AKTN, Nerdin out, ADD news, goatline, klein's favorite women, couple that never fights, 5-10-20, ADD news, cracked screen, munchie minute, AKTN, TV style, ADD news, where'd ya go, SWEET DIBBINS!
Finally.. the last of the thousand podcasts they make us load every goddamn day. Let us know if you like how the full show is labeled.
Track list goes like this:
Omar's sex life, Daylight savings mishap, gas prices, couples that never fight, AKTN, ADD news, friendship apps, Netflix or Notflix, goatline, ADD news, Worst sleepers, AKTN, ADD news, what are make out bases?, Where'd ya go?, SWEET DIBBINS!
CLIP: You were lonely and no dog would have you so you went to a friendship app. Good for you
KA-BOOM! Sweet dibbins good sirs and ma'ams. Track list goes like this:
LA Zoo, Gas prices, AKTN, ADD news, A listener gives us an update, Krystal's crazy video, nerd rant!, ADD news, Skills, AKTN, ADD News, Where'd Ya Go?, batman review, SWEET DIBBINS!
Awwww yeauh! I swear to gawd if this doesn't work it's NOT MY FAULT! I repeat: DO NOT call up saying it's Jake's fault. It's not! I'm hitting the right buttons I swear! track list goes like this:
Podcast was missing, Klein goes to the gym, Klein's fight, AKTN, MLB, harmonica battle, ADD news, goat line, Is it Russian, Klein's long day, ADD news, Klein's friend and our boss is an idiot, Nerd call, ADD news, Chris Rock or crack rock, Where'd ya go, SWEET DIBBINS!
FULL SHOW! The actual podcast you care about! come get eet. Track list like this:
K's boob, murder by Klein's house, Pam n Tommy review, AKTN, ADD News, swindled IRL, Chris Rock or Yacht rock, NERDS!, ADD news, tic tok toe, 2 minute promise, AKTN, ADD news, Where'd ya go, K's parents, SWEET DIBBINS!
FULL SHOW: FUUUUUUUUUU*K YEAH! Let's gooo! track list like this:
Ally's out, Goat calls, Wheel of Fortune, AKTN, ADD News, Loud Sex, Krystal's neighbors, 5-10-20, ADD news, Out nerd jake, AKTN, ADD News, Chris Rock or The Rock, More Nerds, SWEET DIBBINS!
Awww yeah! What we need is MORE podcasts! Gimme ALL the podcasts! Here's the 9am PODCAST
FULL SHOW: track list like this yo
Foot Off wrap up, baby Weight, AKTN, ADD news, Applebees, Gas Off, ADD news, Chipotle roll, AKTN, ADD news, boss' hair, McVey, goodbyes, SWEET DIBBIN
Its the 9am PODCAST! that means the show is done and I'm finally almost out of here after uploading all these f*cking podcasts!
FULL SHOW: come and get eet. Track list goes like this:
Goat line, AKTN, ADD news, click bait, the foot off, ADD news, Steve-O, AKTN, ADD news, whose thing is it anyways, Ally's fan SWEET DIBBINS!
It's the 9am PODCAST! We take each hour and turn it into a PODCAST! Make sure it has JUICY keywords like TITS!
FULL SHOW: Hey look! You found the FULL SHOW podcast in the sea of other podcasts they make us do. Holy sh*t this is dumb. Please keep calling the goat line to complain about this dumb assery
Track list: yer mom, podcast call, avohandies, corn butts, pam n tommy, AKTN, life changes, ADD news, your storedentification, 5-10-20, ADD news, drunk falls, AKTN, ADD, Where'd ya go, Ryan's roses, SWEET DIBBIN!
CLIP: They want me to use juicy keywords so... dick fart butts porn gay gay gay boobs. lots of boobs. gimme them boobs
CLIP: She's a little bit of a drinker. Things happen. Knees get bruised and not in a good way
Aww yeauh... its the 8am PODCAST. They want me to list all the segments here, but I did that already in the title so..
6am PODCAST. It's all here in the first of 200 podcasts that we load each day because shoot me in the f*cking face
FULL SHOW: Boom! Just like that, Ally is back!
track list: Ally's Back, Ally's Agent, AKTN, ADD News, Krystal steals movies, ADD News, Steve the Douche, Ally's Life Advice, Do people know the first and current president, AKTN, ADD News, Gayest highlights, Where'd ya Go, SWEET DIBBINS!
FULL SHOW: Let's get to your weekend and the track listing
Klein's fat cop, AwoHandie Guy, Dreams of June, Car horn, AKTN, ADD news, Lame Presidents, Klein's COVID test, Munchie minute, ADD news, Open relationships, AKTN, Box of Shame, SWEET DIBBINS!
FULL SHOW: Lets get eeet. Track list:
New level of tired, Best seats, June's love, AKTN, ADD news, 3 questions my ass, Klein's ID, ADD news, Stonergories, AKTN, ADD news, Gringo's revenge, Best ID comment, SWEET DIBBINS!
FULL SHOW: Lets get to the breakdown
GOAT line, Pam n Tommy, Disney workout, AKTN, AvoHandies, ADD news, Gringo Don't Know, How dumb is your boss, ADD News, Raffle Winners, AKTN, Rams House, ADD News, 5-10-20, Where'd Ya Go, SWEET DIBBINS!
CLIP: The gang talks about the latest from the show with a talking penis (that's also what we call Klein) and we have kids review the show!
CLIP: We get calls from the listeners to see who has won the biggest prize. (hint: its our show)
FULL SHOW! Alright... lets get ya a track listing
Avocados, Stoner GOAT, Snoop fans, AKTN, Ally's contest, ADD News, Klein's neighbor, Mattress Mack, ADD News, 90 Second fiancee, AKTN, ADD news, Where'd ya go/How far, SWEET DIBBINS!
FULL SHOW: Hellova day back. We are tired and our eyes are more red than Snoop's. Tracklist goes like this:
Did omar watch the game, Klein's Bets, June's halftime, Ally knows the news, ADD news, V-Day dedication, Do you know the rams on your shirt, SB winner checks in, ADD News, Gayest show highlights, NFL baby boom?, Ally knows the news 8am, Random excuse generator, ADD News, Still drunk, Ally's baby weight, SWEET DIBBINS
CLIP: Our little June bug was a big star during the big game. Check out all the absolutely boring stuff she was in charge of during the halftime show
CLIP: We dive deep to bring you some thing that may or may not of been taken out of context
CLIP: We heads to the streets of LA and after the game see if Rams fans know anything about the team they just watched with surprising results
FULL SHOW: The whole enchilada. Nom nom nom
Tracklisting: Randy's donuts, Goat line, MGK concert, Ally knows the news, Hi/Lo, How to wipe, ADD news, DM creep off!, Liquor Storespondent, ADD news, idiot boss, Sex dream, Ally knows the news, SB winner!, ADD news, Ally calls in, Puppy bowl or super bowl, SWEET DIBBINS!
CLIP: It's like our version of the price is right ...but with way less money. Actually, no money
CLIP: Who has the creepiest DMs? Quite unbelievable what these ladies have coming into them. Jeezus... dudes are skeeze
FULL SHOW. Awww yeauh dawg. Lets get eet. Tracklist like this homie:
Sex on a plane, Ally knows the news, Super hotels, ADD news, New plans giveaway, Perry farrell, NFL Comish, ADD news, Ally calls in, Ally knows the news, ADD news, Big one of Big game, Liquor storespondent, SWEET DIBBINS!
CLIP: Everyone is charging crazy fees for a room during the SB in LA. What do the grossest places near the stadium go for?
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Now we can give you the podcast per hour! It's supposed to be a good thing and not at all any more extra work for us! Hooray!