A couple of dudes breakdown every episode of The Bachelor. One is a regular Bachelor viewer, the other just doesn’t get it. Let’s get Bach-it!
It’s the episode that broke Josh’s brain! We talk After the Finale Rose, the world’s least endearing aunt, and Katie’s flip flopping regard for her contractual obligations as the Bachelorette!
Plus, we give our final opinions on Katie. Was she a good lead? Does she love trolling men based on hearsay? Find out on the final episode of Katie’s season’s breakdown!
It’s another hometown episode for the Covid era! We’re chugging maple syrup, posing in front of Baltimore signs, and learning to surf Jersey style!
Our special guest host (and Joey’s wife) Amanda helps us break down every juicy moment, including the most dramatic break up EVER! Are we Team Greg or Team Katie??
Were the guys actually here for their bros this whole time? Is Connor a trash kisser? Is Tre the next Bachelor (no)?
It’s time for an (un)exciting Men Tell All!
Jeff Bezos went to space this week (kinda). How crazy is that?!
Also, this week we saw a very awkward cuddle date in which a grown man lacked the self awareness to not talk about his mother while holding a potential romantic partner. Brendan asks “Why and I here?” and neither Katie nor the audience has an answer.
Plus, we say goodbye to one of our favorite contestants (sad face).
Turns out that narcing on others doesn’t make you a romantically desirable partner! This week we say goodbye to a few drama starter and one sweet cat man.
Plus, we do a quick dive into week 5 shenanigans like Hunter diving head first into a unitard.
Katie confirms that she will reward narcs with roses. Aaron DOES NOT like getting yelled at. Andrew seems to be the only cast member not obsessed with Thomas. The wolf pack’s crusade to tank Thomas finally comes to a predictable conclusion.
Enter new villain Blake!
On this episode the newly formed brotherhood of Bachelorette contestants take it upon themselves to protect Katie’s heart! Katie and the cast share their truth with Nick Viall. Plus, Michael emerges as a new fan favorite while Thomas hits self-destruct on his chances with Katie and at being the Bachelor.
is it just us, or do the editors hate Tayshia and Kaitlyn?
What a week for beef! On this episode we discuss Karl’s smooth motivational speaking and why he questions the intentions of 25 20-somethings deciding to be on a reality TV show. We also break down the feud (?) between Aaron and Cody and why San Diego is simply too small for two people to exist on social media.
Do we have questions? Yes! Do we have answers? No!
Katie’s the Bachelorette! And she sure does love a good innuendo. On this episode we get a new narrator, new hostesses, new contestants, and a dramatic arc with no beginning.
Plus we discuss the departure of Bachelor royalty turned villain Chris Harrison and welcome a special guest to give her thoughts on the contestants this season.
It’s the first ever Bachie Awards! Josh is joined by best friend and Bachelor aficionado Jennifer Payne as they give their awards for Worst Date, Most Likely To Be Here For The Right Reasons, and more!
In a season that had less ups than downs, maybe the real journey was the connections we made along the way...
Matt’s journey comes to an end and Emmanuel Acho proves to be a most formidable host. One thing’s for sure... This has certainly been the most dramatic season ever!
We briefly discuss the prevalence of social media bullying among Bachelor contestants and wage our bets on who Matt will propose to (or if he even will). Plus Chris Harrison’s progress as a man learning about race relations!
Michelle’s parents spank Matt in a game of pick up basketball, Rachael learns how not to parachute, Bri’s mom is the best, and Serena P peaces out. All of this and more in the most dramatic episode of The Bach-It Crazy Podcast ever!
What’s more romantic than drifting around a parking lot? Performing tantric yoga in front of a camera crew! On this very challenging week, we say goodbye to roughly 50% of the remaining contestants including Heather, who rented a minivan and quarantined for two weeks just be with a stranger her friend recommended. It does not go well.
Plus, we discuss the recent totally Bach-It controversy surrounding final four contestant Rachael and author Chris Harrison.
In this week’s episode, MJ confirms that her hair is the source of her powers, Serena C decides her lack of chemistry with Matt James is all Katie’s fault, and a lucky group of women aren’t allowed to bowl with the bumpers up. Tyler C’s abs make an appearance, but aren’t enough to overshadow the sadness of watching our favorite contestant leave the show.
Thank you for your feedback, The Bachelor.
“This is Matt James, HR Manger of the Bachelor. Thank you for completing our contestant engagement survey. Unfortunately, the results show that morale in the house is very low, which is whack. It’s my responsibility to create a safe space for all of you. We’ll be conducting interviews the remainder of this episode in order to understand the root cause of the negativity. Victoria, Anna, and MJ... Would you like to chat?”
What’s worse: Getting stuck in a pumpkin-shaped kayak or having to watch a silent TikTok dance? How many new contestants just it take to make a cast full of Regina Georges?
Better late than never on this socially-distant episode of Bach-It Crazy!!
It turns out that cliffhanger wasn’t so cliffhanger-y after all! The Victoria vs. Marylynn drama ends early, but the Sarah vs. Everyone drama is just getting started. Will Sarah ever be okay with Matt dating other women? Has she ever watched the show? Did the donkeys get paid for their time? All of these questions might be answered while we get Bach-It!
Why won’t they let Queen Victoria rule in peace? How many wedding dresses were destroyed in the pursuit to win Matt’s heart? Why isn’t Pilot Pete piloting the planes? Should Matt James be legally allowed to ride ATVs?
We answer these questions and more while recapping Episode 2 of Matt James’ Season the The Bachelor. Let’s get Bach-It!
The Bachelor series says “New location. Who dis?” We breakdown episode 1 of Matt James’ season of the Bachelor and answer all your burning questions: Who is Matt James? Why does his location look so much better than Claire’s? Will we see more cardboard taxi dates? Is Queen Victoria the front runner? Josh knows close to nothing about this franchise and Joey knows too much. Let’s get Bach-it!