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Nerd stuff from a generic white boy and Mexican artist who grew up in a farming town, so they've got fun memories like "that time I biked across 15 miles of fields to go buy Kingdom Hearts in the next town over" and "lets play board games in the Whataburger after hours"
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So much cool shonen stuff announced, but no rom coms? How's Fe gonna eat now?
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Do you hear that? In the distance? It sounds like drums...the drums of Bonanzaization
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Switch 2 is coming out and all we can think about is how good the Final Fantasy IX remake is going to look when it's announced
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How many of you tried to preorder, but had the internet kick you when you were down and take a dumparoo on your feet?
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Nintendo really said 'here's a mediocre appetizer before we blow your whole face off next week'
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AKA why do I have to see 50 things about every piece of media coming out and why does that make all media seem not worthwhile?
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Everday Superman is a horror beyond comprehension, mainly because he's just some guy.
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Zelda timelines? Mario in the same universe? Goosebumps in the same state? What does it all mean and why do we need it to be consistent?
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We're going to start a very real, very legitimate beef right before the Switch 2 comes out.
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Think of the time and effort to create one realistic, shiny dress. Insanity. Befounding.
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Jake's finally going to get his act together, just in time for society to collapse
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THE SITTERS WON'T COME AND LUIS IS SO FAR AWAY. I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE, HOLLIE
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What would Fe have to do to make his NFL card valuable? How many crimes to make it worth
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Donkey Kong Land is but a warning light, an alarm sounded for the impending crash of video games and all that you love.
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Life is an arduous, painful, disgusting, muddy journey that we all have to grin and bear in order to get to eternity. This we know, but don't worry, anime protag Luce is here to help
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Cloud could take a Cybercab to the City of the Ancients if he didn't have to drive through the ocean
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YOU GET DOWN HERE AND UNSALT THESE FRIES DONALD, OR YER FOIIIIIIIIIEEERRRRREEEEED
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How is CrowdStrike like 2000 era Fe? Both are about to go broke
He's getting older and his grossness just keeps surfacing. Pretty soon, he'll need a back brace to carry the weight of his sins.Send us a Text Message.
We're not done saving things until the entire world is saved. Welcome to our shonen era podcast.Send us a Text Message.
They're both dying relics of a bygone era. Please some startup come disrupt these graves.
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Just make a new game with a cool idea using less money. IT CAN'T BE THAT HARD, CAN IT? GOD.Send us a Text Message.
We pitch our own anime series for the new season: My Time at Riverside and Codename BlankSend us a Text Message.
They leave the vault, then go back in because there's nothing to do and the water makes your skin feel sticky
Fighting for freedom, he's a force to be reckoned\nTaking down Shinra, and never second-guessin'\nWith muscles like steel, and a voice that commands\nBarret, oh Barret, the hero of the land
As in he thinks we're too dumb to understand subtlety and needs to beat us over the head with dialogue until our brains die
Also Colby has an absolute meltdown about not using YouTube right and the fact that Mickey Mouse is somehow losing the race to steal as much of our attention span as possible
Ultimecia will have to use time compression to get One Punch Man Season 3 the animation it deserves. RIP the space time continuum.
No seriously, the OTHER small town is the worse one. The water is super gross and it's ruined their brains
Make a thick snooze sauce out of Skyrim combat, coat a full Indiana Jones first person whip fest, then wrap the whole thing in a blanket of decade old hardware. Bake at 350 for 25 minutes.
It was less than 1500 bucks and I'm getting gas points for it, so come on, I'd be losing money to not
More adult Scott probably slept on the floor at the end of a party and couldn't move for 2 days
But honestly, the best boy of the year is Sam Altman, followed up very closely by my boy Alan Wake
At this point, maybe I'd feel more confident about a live action Zelda movie if Netflix announced it
And my man Zeke the Plumber would just plunger those ghost kids outta the animatronics no problem.
What if I stand in the middle of a sprinkler system, could a vampire cross those bodies of water?
You'll get turned away by my samurai made of old Midori Days DVDs unless you've got at least a controller belt buckle.
We will sing the praises of the Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit sandwich until WhataGod calls us home.
Sure, I have to kill 12 zombies a day and we're living on gross well water and lizards, but dude I get paid like /hour and I'm off for a month at a time!
M. Night Shyamalan is both jealous and relieved he has nothing to do with these twists. Or does he? hehehehe
If you really, truly become mac and cheese inside and out, does the sloppy noise make you feel less weird?
How're you supposed to beat a man who puts his arms through your eyeballs to pull himself out of your stomach. YOU TELL ME HOW.
Design tip -- if you're designing someone with organic pipes on their body, just stop it. Get some help.
Super Mario RPG: Rebirth - confirmed. Star Ocean Monsters 2 HD2DHD Remix 1.5 - confirmed. Detective Fablechu - confirmed.
In every universe, live action Luffy's red shirt is weirdly thick -- it's part of the cannon
The title was NOT written by AI, and that's surprising given nobody knows what it means
Remi has no accent, so you gotta wonder if his lil rat passport is up to date. Ratsport? Ratsport
When Luffy stretches his arms, his veins and muscles and joints must all stretch and all his blood must get weird and WHY DID THE LIVE ACTION MADE ME THINK OF THIS?
If you didn't drink 5 coffees in a foreign city, did you truly experience it (and maybe heart damage)?
'I couldn't help but notice you seem to have won the lottery 15 time this year. You're not getting the lottery numbers from the future...are ya?'
Donate your money to charity to help people, not the intangible concept of people in the future who may be cyborgs and might need new oil to lube their joints that we haven't thought of yet.
Jonathan Joestar may be the most boring, but he's also probably never been fired. Except for literally twice.
The new, kinder Superman isn't likely to eat the rich, but Damien Wayne? Now there's justice we can count on.
How's Fe supposed to drown his Velma sorrows in Faygo when the Lowes goes out of business?
Honestly, has anyone ever done any of their resolutions or is this one big collective lie we all agree is okay?
After killing the fat guy and taking his car, John Wick and the dog are on their way to the house of Santas Claus.
Do you think the goodie bags from The Game Awards includes Pilk in a can or just the ingredients and you have to DIY it like a poor?
Beans on toast? More like mushrooms as a morning side dish. The absolute state of breakfast.
Better watch out, this guy's come back from the dead and has a hand cannon. His fear inducing name strikes fear into the hearts of those who wronged him. It's....Brandon.
Uh oh, I seem to have left the Batgirl movie completely unattended in a public park. Hope no one uploads it to the internet for free
That feel when your favorite artist is actually super gross and now you have to take all your posters off the wall and replace them abstract art because shapes can't be abusive.
Nintendo is afraid of letting Speed Racer be in Mario Kart because they know to be accurate, he'd have to always win.
They whisper about him. 'He's been there eating the same ramen for twelve days' they say. 'Like the sad dog from futurama he is' they whisper.
Pinocchio just keeps referencing The Adventure Zone and I'm about to gnaw off his stupid wooden leg.
Imagine the alternate universe you getting everything they want and you still have to sit here, getting messages from strangers who've kidnapped your wife who lives in another dimension and recently fought off a Nazi invasion, but now everyone is addicted to meth. Bad luck I guess.
To be fair, Larnold looks like they loathe existing as well. Relatable, as we all loathe their existance as well.
Atari must have discovered Terrance Howard math when they made all those copies of E.T.
The Count would have had much more success with less bloodshed had he just made a fake Xanga.
We recorded in person for the first time, so obviously the conversation devolved into talking about Hot Shots Coffee
He could buy all the sabotages with all his money and I'd still make a better peach cobbler than him.
Sorry Sonic, but Professor Cavewoman and Professor VR BDSM Suit are all I'm thinking about.
I don't know why I'm like this. That DOES sound fun and you ARE great, but no. That sounds fun for someone, but not me. But keep inviting! But don't expect me to go.
Fe's wishes start out wholesome then get progressively more sadistic as time goes on. A great entry in his villain arc.
The secret to a happy and healthy marriage is to only marry past versions of yourself so you can meet your ultimate goal of unlocking unlimited heart power.
Staying in a hotel is kind of like being Moon Knight -- you never know what nasty sins the previous occupant has been up to.
Every take about Will Smith and Chris Rock is bad including ours and yours, but what's NOT bad is MY BOY LUFFYYYYYY.
Toonami knew how to get you HYPE about watching three grown men screaming at each other.
Depressed, weirdo Bruce Wayne who never took down his Muse posters is my favorite, fight me.
Okay, but seriously, why is Cyclops the absolute worst in every live action movie. #JusticeForScott
It's the Super Bowl! And instead of talking about football, we talk about being a content creator online and Twitch as a job.
Listen, it's not that it's bad, but if you stack up 4 Cheesecake Factory menus, rumor has it you can touch Heaven.
Get your slammers ready, we're about to take all your ace of spade pogs and a few Pizza Hut ones.
You won't BELIEVE what Pete from Goof Troop's full name is, the secret life of security guards, and that cute boy character in an anime IS DEFINITELY A GIRL SHUT UP.
Audio mishap aside, you don't wanna miss Fe's new catch phrase that he seamlessly works in to any conversation.
Happy New Year! Let's talk about Spiderman: No Way Home, Indiana Jones, and go through a few questions answered by Corpus Christi citizens about Golden Corral
Happy New Year! How are you, how are the kids, you doin okay? Good, listen, this episode's about sitcoms, Final Fantasy, New Years Resolutions, and a whole bunch of other things you'll prolly like, so listen real good okay? Good, take care now, tell your partner I said hi.
Colby and Fe exchange the best presents on the planet, pitch new Christmas classics, and rescue a murder of crows from being kidnapped and forced into the circus. 2 of these are true.
Christmas is so close we can almost taste it, so we're gonna start talking about that, but wind up talking about Sting and his cool baseball bat for like 20 minutes, whoops. Also, kids programming and how it's changed, challenges of being a kid now, and what 80s-90s movie would make the best anime?
Was Red Notice as good as we thought it'd be? Was Ghost Busters omega cringe? Have you told all your coworkers what you make so everyone can demand a living wage and nobody gets underpaid for the same work? WELL HAVE YOU??
Y'know how we keep talkin' about the Cowboy Bebop live action show? Well, it's finally out, so we talk about it A LOT. You saw the episode length. Buckle up because Fe's big mad and Colby's out to defend cringe Faye.
Fe reveals his checkered past, Funko Pops, and we firmly assert there's never been a good fiction show on MTV.
Does Netflix know how to do anime? What about live action anime? What about making a rubber boy not look like Junji Ito body horror? Get them hot takes RIGHT HERE.
Fe and Colby talk about Chris Pratt's eminent world takeover, Travis Scott's eminent Hell takeover, and the weird things people don't tell you about when a family member passes. Yeah, it was a weird one.
Happy Halloween a few days late! We recorded before Halloween so it counts. IT COUNTS. This episode, we talk about some local urban legends, SCPs, favorite Halloween times, and Fe's extremely scary dad.
Mark Wahlberg ruins everything, you can quote us on that and this will definitely never come back to haunt us. So why watch Uncharted when you could watch Red Notice, the cooler, better Uncharted but made by Netflix? Also Odd Taxi's the best anime and boy, being an adult and trying to be creative and happy is hard.
DC had some kind of dome thing this week an in it, a bunch of stuff was revealed. Stuff we talked about! Also Star Wars, Cowboy Bepop and other things, y'know?
Intro/Outtro song:
Pixelland by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4222-pixelland
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
What's up with this Mario movie cast, have you heard about this? Anyone see this? Absolutely bananas. Other topics include Robert De Niro, actor best known for his role in Little Fockers and roller coasters are just for kids.
Intro/Outtro song:
Pixelland by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4222-pixelland
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license