Don’t Be A Little Bitch: Recent Episodes
Cole Brust, Sebastian Rodriguez
Two friends have decided that not only do they have things to say, but those things need to be recorded and posted online for others to hear.
We just hung out in Colorado for a week but didn't record a thing. We did do a scary hike though.
No one talks about how addictive chess can be. It is a real issue that needs to be addressed to the general masses! Also, Sebastian almost died from running too hard. Poor guy didn't drink water or something.
Buncha great stuff discussed in this episode. How do we keep doing it? How do we put out THIRTY episodes of prime, high-quality content?!
After 5 weeks off from the podcast, we're back with more nonsense. Thank you for listening to whatever you wanna call this!
The first half of this is the usual nonsense, but then we start naming all the states in under 5 minutes and the game just goes off the rails. Utter bull honestly. I got 49 (freaking West Virginia)....
Do you think people should be able to just sell organs whenever for money? I'm not really sure either. Lots of pros and lots of cons. Interesting stuff for sure. Also, I caught a ball at Yankee stadium. Cool stuff.
Long ago (about 7 months ago) when we started this podcast, we never believed it would be as bad as it is today. Here is another episode of absolute nonsense. If you actually listen to all of it, then that's pretty rad of you.
If you want an absolute LAUGH in this episode, wait until Sebastian says he can do more pushups than me. That'll get you rolling on the group. After I totally crush him in a competition, we talk conspiracy theories and maybe the moon is fake...
Honestly, I can't even remember what we discussed in this episode. We recorded it a few days ago and it's all such nonsense that none really sticks with me. I remember going on a rant about digging up graves for money... so hope you enjoy.
Keep it snazzy and keep it classy. Twenty episodes deep, what a crazy ride. This podcast was a lot more fun to do back when I was drinking.
It's been a while but we are back! The boys discuss how much the game Candyland sucks, Sebastian's plans on becoming a movie guy, and maintaining the podcast while fighting in the Ukrainian war.
Cole and Sebastian get deep and sensual in this episode, going through a list of intimacy questions we found on the internet. I promise this show is going to get better one day. Also, Hannah B is in this.
The boys are joined by Cole Griffin this week to talk about a bunch of silly, nonsensical things. Thank god too, since he was willing to edit this clusterflip of an episode into something semi-palatable.
Cole attempts to chill the F out for once and another classic DBALB episode is made. The boys discuss some hot takes, a friend's engagement, and their view on children in the future. Nothing crazy or flashy in this episode, just another good conversation between two good friends.
Getting tired of listening to Cole and Sebastian talk about the same stuff over and over again? So are we! Hannah joins us this week on the podcast to get a girl's perspective on things. On the longest episode yet, listen to discussions on everything from dad bods to foot fetishes!
Good news ladies! Sebastian is back on the dating market and he is ready to mingle it up. This episode is all about relationships past, present, and future. I hope you're in the mood for some serious nonsense.
Sebastian feels threatened in the Houston real estate market by a sexy competitor, and the boys take the Kinsey scale quiz to determine how homosexual they are (spoiler alert: very).
The challenges given in the previous episode are discussed. One of them (Cole's) goes horribly while the other (Sebastian's) brings out a possible new kink. All-in-all, this may be one of the lowest production episodes yet, so we apologize for everything in advance.
Back at it again with another episode! Have green cabinets suddenly become mainstream and the hosts are just out of touch? Also, Cole goes through a list of things that guys do that signal immediate incompatibility. All this and more!
The 10th episode of the DBALB podcast is here! Sebastian is shamed for being a monogamist and one of the two hosts becomes aware they're autistic (spoiler alert: it's Sebastian).
Sebastian is back from Kenya! This episode was recorded first thing in the morning and follows little to no through-line, so sorry for the nonsensical rambles in advance.
We are joined this week by a very special guest, Sebastian's wonderful neighbor Gabby! Gabby "kind of" explains why she has so many Starbucks cups, gives her hot take on dating within one's financial means and shares several other thoughts. Definitely an episode for the books.
It's a pretty manic episode this week. Cole composed a list of things girls do that intimidate him and Sebastian gets ready to be eaten by a leopard in Kenya. Lots of laughs, lots of opinions, and lots of fun.
The boys are together for this episode! However, despite popular belief, this episode is somehow even worse than over Zoom. Give it a listen anyways though! Lots of deep talks about life and stuff.
The boys answer questions and address topics given to us from a recent Instagram poll. The best way to eat corn is determined, Sebastian continues his diabetes journey, and the use of sweatshops is justified.
Bit of a late-night recording. Lots of storytelling, laughter, and embarrassing memories about the past.
Sebastian starts this episode off on a philosophical note but Cole turns that around with some random nonsense. Prepare yourself to hear Cole try to minimize the damage done by Sebastian's inappropriate sponsorship joke. #CancelSebastian
The boys talk about new fetishes, stand-up comedy, and how many limbs they'd be willing to lose to keep what's most important.