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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man attacked a teenager that was fishing in his lobster spot, recent beaver attacks have led to the closure of two parks in Maryland, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man was arrested after dressing up like the Grim Reaper and staring at hospital staff, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and two men met up in a Publix parking lot for a machete fight (with predictable results).
00:13 - Man attacks teen fishing Iobster spot
07:39 - Beaver attacks lead to park closures
13:23 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:44 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:29 - Man arrested for dressing up like Grim Reaper
30:59 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
39:16 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
48:39 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
58:16 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
67:38 - Men have machete fight in parking lot
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a ‘chicken amusement park’ was shut down for undercooking its chicken, a Japanese popsicle company wants you to know that eating a popsicle before you go outside will keep you cool, a woman had 12 fake IDs on Florida/Not Florida, identical twin content creators have their mom hold the camera for their videos, our MVP had her 9-year old help her steal from Target, a parrot attacked a player on the soccer pitch in Brazil, and a couple of comedians wrote a diss track about their landlord.
00:13 - ‘Chicken amusement park’ shut down
07:06 - Eat a popsicle before you go outside
12:40 - Florida/Not Florida
21:37 - Mom holds camera for twin content creators
28:04 - MVP
35:19 - Parrot attacks player on the soccer pitch
41:34 - Comedians write landlord diss track
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, someone’s farts were so noxious that they evacuated an entire movie theater, a restaurant in Florida is offering nude dining, a woman spit on a bar manager kicking her out for having sex in the bathroom on Florida/Not Florida, festival goers at Lollapalooza passed around a bag to pee in, our MVP put spike strips in his yard in an effort to keep kids off it, a company created a shirt that doesn’t need to be washed, and a memo from the Executive Producer of ’60 Minutes’ about information being leaked to the press…was leaked to the press.
00:13 - Farts evacuate movie theater
08:33 - Restaurant offers nude dining
15:13 - Florida/Not Florida
23:49 - Festival goers pass around bag of pee
29:59 - MVP
39:39 - Shirt that doesn’t need to be washed
45:08 - Memo about leaks gets leaked
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, ‘gym penis’ is a real thing, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Google removes new Earth AI tool after people immediately starting creating fake disasters, our MVP promises she was going to pay for that nearly $1,000 in merchandise she just walked out of the store with, cops in New Jersey are dressing like shrubs to catch distracted drivers, and female cyclists are padding their bras for a competitive advantage.
00:13 - Gym penis is a real thing
05:56 - Florida/Not Florida
15:07 - Google removes Earth AI tool
20:39 - MVP
28:23 - Cops dress like shrubs
34:58 - Cyclists padding their bras
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Richard Eats, a home is being sold with an occupant still living in it, Aldi is selling four ‘fancy’ ice cubs for $5, a delivery driver wants extra sausage on Missed Connections, TSA found five stolen cannonballs in someone’s luggage, our MVP admitted to police that ‘Yep, that’s me’ after being show footage from a robbery, a man who was ‘too weak’ to lift his phone was caught scaling scaffolding and running a 10k, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Home being sold with ‘occupant’ still in it
08:10 - Aldi selling ‘fancy’ ice cubes for $5
12:29 - Missed Connections
23:22 - TSA finds five stolen cannonballs
28:47 - MVP
34:46 - Man ‘too weak’ runs 10k
40:49 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man in a gimp suit helped flight attendants pick up trash, ‘foot juice’ is popping up at conventions over the world, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man thinks his significant other is cheating on him with her personalized Erling Haaland sex toy, our MVPs were caught having sex in an apartment pool in the middle of the afternoon, a man is accused of assaulting two kids during a game of tag on a cruise ship, and you can now buy a dog butt-shaped pillow complete with a butthole.
00:13 - Man in gimp suit helps clean up plane
07:23 - ‘Foot juice’ available at more conventions
13:57 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:23 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:54 - Woman creates Erling Haaland sex toy
35:18 - MVP
41:57 - Drunk man hits kids during game of tag
47:54 - Dog-butt shaped pillow with butthole
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, someone pooped in the mosh pit at a concert in New Zealand, there’s controversy in the cricket world, a woman got a DUI on a lawnmower on Florida/Not Florida, a woman bit her husband’s toes for years while he was recovering from a traumatic brain injury, our MVP shouted out his ‘bae’ while he was being arrested for drug trafficking, a woman is upset that Aldi is selling a toilet paper stand with a shelf for your phone, and a man was recently arrested for playing music loudly for seven straight years.
00:13 - Someone pooped in the mosh pit
08:17 - Cricket controversy
15:10 - Florida/Not Florida
24:44 - Woman bites husband’s toes for years
30:50 - MVP
38:20 - Woman upset over toilet paper stand with shelf
45:24 - Man blares music for seven straight years
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, social media influencers are eating ‘diarrhea lettuce’ to lose weight, marmot researchers are turning to OnlyFans for funding, a woman threw a plate of food and a cup of urine on a relative on Florida/Not Florida, police are looking for a man that assaulted someone at a darts tournament while dressed as a lobster, our MVP put her wedding on hold by starting a fire, officials in Ohio were shocked to find human remains in an old cemetery (for some reason), and our latest bear streak continues!
00:13 - Lose weight with ‘diarrhea lettuce’
08:40 - Marmot researchers turn to OnlyFans
15:21 - Florida/Not Florida
23:14 - Man dressed as lobster wanted for assault
28:33 - MVP
38:58 - Human remains discovered at old cemetery
43:57 - Two bear cubs break into home
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, we had an update on the humanoid robot teachers that were supposed to be coming to a classroom in New York, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a Maine woman received $15 million after a doctor mistakenly removed her bladder, our MVP asked for directions during a carjacking/kidnapping, a man claims he was only naked in pubic because he was pooping, and a man faked his death to avoid going to jail on a DUI charge.
00:13 - MA Update
07:55 - Florida/Not Florida
16:22 - Woman receives $15 million after bladder removed
23:09 - MVP
31:32 - Naked man pooping in public
38:21 - Man fakes death to avoid jail
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, you can no longer legally poop in public in Waterloo, Iowa, two Spanish soccers played received their weight in tomatoes after winning soccer’s biggest tournament, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a bear got trapped in a car and honked the horn all night long, our MVP tried to have cocaine shipped to him, we had an update on the runner whose penis fell out of his shorts during a race, and AI continues to move closer to world domination.
00:13 - Public defecation illegal in Waterloo
08:50 - Soccer players receive weight in tomatoes
15:08 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:37 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:32 - Bear stuck in car honks horn all night
35:34 - MVP
44:50 - MA Update
49:22 - AI headed towards world domination
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a mime in Massachusetts has been accused of harassing park employees, a company in Japan has created a human refrigerator, a man with a flamethrower was involved in a 16-hour standoff on Florida/Not Florida, a family at a Morgan Wallen concert got peed on another fan, our MVP stole thousands in dollars of crypto and spent it on Uber Eats gift cards, people in Russia recently participated in a contest that had them drinking sparkling water out of a toilet, and two North Dakota men are suing a hospital after they were switched at birth.
00:13 - Mime accused of harassing park employees
08:54 - Human refrigerator
16:16 - Florida/Not Florida
24:36 - Morgan Wallen fan pees on family
31:58 - MVP
39:05 - Russian contest has people drinking from toilets
44:36 - North Dakota men switched at birth
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man blew out his knee while attempting to attack a Las Vegas street performer, an 82-year old woman in Italy is the world’s oldest competitive pole dancer, a thief stole over $600 in body wash on Florida/Not Florida, an influencer in India was robbed after flaunting her wealth, our MVP is a former school resource officer who was caught having sex with another officer in her office at school, an mysterious tree has appeared on a beach in Wales, and the national parks system in the UK wants you to go outside and play with a stick.
00:13 - Man blows out knee attacking street performer
07:01 - 82-year old woman is oldest pole dancer
13:10 - Florida/Not Florida
20:31 - Influencer robbed after flaunting wealth
28:50 - MVP
38:39 - Tree pops up on beach in Wales
46:06 - Go outside and play with a stick
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a stoned dog needed help getting down a mountain during a hike, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a woman had drugs stashed EVERYWHERE, our MVP rubbed his genitals on a car and dragged a cop while riding an e-bike, a man in Denver informed police that he loved ‘vodka, beer, and the banjo’ after his arrest, and sex doll owners are now using AI to create content featuring their sex dolls.
00:13 - Stoned dog needs help getting down mountain
07:19 - Florida/Not Florida
16:25 - Woman has drugs stashed everywhere
21:57 - MVP
30:49 - Naked man loves ‘vodka, beer, and the banjo’
35:05 - Sex doll owners making AI content
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man was arrested after pulling his penis out and telling a woman to ‘call me for the D,’ there’s a mountain in Japan that even Matt could climb, someone was looking for porn at Barnes & Noble on Missed Connections, another man fell into a porta potty, our MVP left his prosthetic penis in a police car, another man tried to flee police by going into the ocean, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Man tells woman to ‘call me for the D’
07:18 - Japan’s has a mountain that’s six steps
12:31 - Missed Connections
20:24 - Another man fell into a porta potty
26:54 - MVP
35:24 - Man flees police by going into the ocean
40:40 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a school in New York is going to employ a humanoid robot teacher, a drunk driver in Canada tried to give police a potato instead of his keys, a bear broke into a home and ransacked their fridge, our MVP stabbed a man that wouldn’t let her drink in an Uber, a man claims he was fired for smelling ‘musty,’ and a woman is accused of trying to smuggle a snake on a plane in her bra.
00:13 - New York school hires humanoid robot teacher
07:56 - Man gives police potato instead of keys
12:39 - Bear breaks into home and ransacks fridge
18:58 - MVP
26:48 - Man claims he was fired for smelling ‘musty’
32:22 - Woman tries to sneak sneak on plane in bra
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man stole a cat and then used it to try and rob a bank, a new biohacking trend has men freezing their balls, a man was found naked on a pallet of dog food on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the man that was accused of having sex with his vacuum cleaner, our MVPs are two principals arrested for DUI driving the same car, a woman isn’t happy with her new SQZ A55 license plate, and Karen Kiszka and Andy Dalton joined us in studio to talk about this weekend’s 4th Annual Haus of Greta Parking Lot Party!
00:13 - Man steals cat and then tries to rob bank
09:09 - Biohacking trend has men freezing balls
15:54 - Florida/Not Florida
24:24 - MA Update
30:38 - MVP
37:56 - Woman doesn’t like SQZ A55 plate
43:48 - Haus of Greta Parking Lot Party
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a bakery in Thailand is offering up ‘hairy croissants,’ you can rent a BBQ Buddy in Russia, a woman was naked inside Target on Florida/Not Florida, a new TikTok Trend has men smashing their phones to look more manly, our MVP is a beaver with a taste for blood, you can exchange pythons for pizza in Florida, and Ontario Police want to remind you not to bring grenades to the police station.
00:13 - Bakery in Thailand selling ‘hairy croissants’
07:21 - Rent a BBQ Buddy in Russia
12:38 - Florida/Not Florida
19:22 - TikTok Trend
24:18 - MVP
32:57 - Exchange pythons for pizza
38:25 - Don’t bring grenades to police station
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man dumped the contents of a feces-filled backpack on his ex, there’s controversy following the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog eating contest, we’re searching for a man with a man-bun on Missed Connections, someone mailed to a squirrel to a META office, our MVP fought cops when they tried to pull him out of alligator-infested waters, ‘space balls’ are washing ashore in Australia, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Man dumps feces-filled backpack on ex
07:16 - Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog controversy
15:04 - Missed Connections
24:11 - Squirrel sent to META office
29:40 - MVP
37:10 - ‘Space balls’ wash ashore in Australia
42:15 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman attacked a man on the way to the dispensary on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ Taylor Swift fans are buying trash from outside Madison Square Garden, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, the peanut butter floor has been reinstalled at a Dutch museum, our MVP used a stolen debit card to buy hinges and Axe body spray, porta potties are being ‘blown up’ in Montana, and we started a new streak of bear stories!
00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
09:38 - Taylor Swift fans buying trash
14:41 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:40 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
24:56 - Peanut butter floor is back
33:45 - MVP
40:50 - Porta potties being ‘blown up’ in MT
46:26 - Bear walks into a mall in AK
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man in Indiana cut off his genitals and set them on fire, another woman had her driveway ‘stolen’ in Florida, a man wore his bail bonds t-shirt in his new mugshot on Florida/Not Florida, the same elephant has killed four family members in Nepal, our MVP stole money from a Little League and spent it on strip club visits and boner pills, a Waymo took misbehaving teens to the police station, and drug dealers in Berlin are putting free samples in mailboxes.
00:13 - Man cuts off genitals and sets them on fire
09:21 - Another driveway ‘stolen’ in Florida
16:15 - Florida/Not Florida
24:57 - Same elephant kills four family members
31:53 - MVP
40:06 - Waymo takes misbehaving teens to jail
43:47 - Drug dealers put samples in mailboxes
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man used as a seagull as a weapon in Scotland, people in Russia are buying horses to combat high gas prices, a man dressed as a woman in hopes of avoiding arrest on Florida/Not Florida, a man experiencing a constant eye twitch kept slapping himself in the face for days, our MVP had himself a (pantsless) 4th of July weekend, mystery apples have washed ashore in North Carolina, and a woman threatened Taco Bell employees with a gun for taking too long.
00:13 - Man uses seagull as weapon in Scotland
07:28 - Russians buying horses to combat gas prices
14:02 - Florida/Not Florida
22:30 - Twitching eye leads to man slapping himself in the face
27:47 - MVP
36:21 - Mystery apples wash ashore in NC
44:21 - Woman threatens Taco Bell employees with a gun
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, someone is spray painting ‘I Fart3d in Yoga’ all over London, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, women in Russia are selling their used breast implants, our MVP had his car stolen while burglarizing a cell phone store, Pickles the rooster is missing, and you can now bet on wildfires in California.
00:13 - ‘I Fart3d in Yoga’ spray painted all over London
06:15 - Florida/Not Florida
14:46 - Russian women selling breast implants
20:49 - MVP
28:59 - Pickles the rooster is missing
35:34 - You can bet on wildfires in CA
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, smelly players have led a card shop in Oregon to pause their Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments, there’s a dog rental app available now in China, a woman had a bulge in her pants that wasn’t ‘anatomically correct’ on Florida/Not Florida, a lost dog was found after it was seen partying with fans after one of Mexico’s big soccer win, our MVP sprinkled itching powder on towels left to reserve chairs at a resort, we had an update on the Beaver Quest in Canada, and people are paying a significant amount of money to be buried next to celebrities.
00:13 - Tournaments halted over smelly players
08:12 - Dog rental app available in China
15:09 - Florida/Not Florida
22:27 - Lost dog parties with Mexico fans
28:40 - MVP
37:01 - MA Update
43:23 - People paying to be buried near celebs
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, men in the UK are getting ‘vampire penis facials,’ someone forgot the L in ‘Public’ on signs in Ottawa, a woman claims someone must have put that cocaine in her butt on Florida/Not Florida, we had another update on Alaska’s Dan Sullivan(s), our MVP was upset that her roommate didn’t abide by her ‘one fan only’ rule, a woman was shocked to learn men will buy her sweaty gym shorts, and a man says he can’t do his community service without his emotional support lizard.
00:13 - Vampire penis facials
07:42 - Someone forgot the L in ‘Public’
13:27 - Florida/Not Florida
20:55 - MA Update
26:43 - MVP
34:48 - Men will buy woman’s sweaty shorts
40:10 - Man needs emotional support lizard
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, an escaped giraffe in Texas was finally captured after four days, a man stole cigarettes and Twisted Teas from an apartment on Florida/Not Florida, three men attempted to break into a prison, our shirtless MVP walked into a recently sold home and said he was interested in buying it, a vigilante ‘Batman’ is taping thieves to lamp posts in Mexico, and a man taught us you shouldn’t smoke when you’re storing fireworks in your home.
00:13 - Escaped giraffe finally captured
06:12 - Florida/Not Florida
14:02 - Three men try to break into prison
20:52 - MVP
29:28 - Vigilante taping thieves to lamp posts
35:26 - Don’t smoke with fireworks in your house
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a teenager is accused of pooping in a public pool 18 different times, ‘summer balls’ are a real thing, a woman wanted to take on a whole landscaping crew on Missed Connections, the naked woman statue in San Francisco is up for sale, our MVP invited Taco Bell employees to meet her outside to fight, the man with the smallest penis in the world is asking for your donations to get enlargement surgery, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Teen accused of pooping in pool
07:52 - ‘Summer balls’ are real
12:47 - Missed Connections
23:02 - Naked woman statue for sale
28:19 - MVP
35:38 - Man with smallest penis wants donations
42:53 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, England wants to bring an end to ‘dry stroking,’ a poker player tried to use a butt plug as a card protector, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, less car break-ins in Oakland means less work for glass repair businesses, our MVP lost her job after stealing a New York Knicks trash can, a delivery robot invaded a SWAT standoff, and a woman is being called both a villain and a hero for removing towels from deck chairs at a resort.
00:13 - England wants to end ‘dry stroking’
09:09 - Poker player uses butt plug as card protector
15:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:19 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:08 - Less break-ins means less work
33:56 - MVP
42:50 - Delivery robot invaded a SWAT standoff
48:29 - Woman removes towels from deck chairs
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a Lincoln Park man mooned his neighbor’s doorbell camera, a conference on extreme heat has been canceled by extreme heat, a man destroyed a driver’s test computer with a landline phone on Florida/Not Florida, a man was arrested for masturbating on his front porch, our MVP was recently sentenced (in 2026) for burning CDs, a woman says eating Wingstop chicken wings sent her to the hospital, and a man is suing Waffle House after being distracted by their ad.
00:13 - Man moons neighbor’s doorbell camera
08:43 - Conference on extreme heat canceled
14:20 - Florida/Not Florida
23:22 - Man arrested for masturbating on front porch
28:43 - MVP
36:06 - Woman gets sick eating Wingstop’s hottest wings
41:17 - Man suing Waffle House over distracting ad
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a California man got stuck in a campground toilet after trying to retrieve his sunglasses, massage guns aren’t supposed to be used on your eyes, a firefighter pooped in a box on Florida/Not Florida, another couple had a bag filled with drugs labeled ‘Not a Bag Full of Drugs,’ our MVP got a ticket, called 911 to argue a ticket, and then got arrested for having drugs in her vagina, and another Arizona resident was arrested for speeding (this time, en route to a LARPing event).
00:13 - CA man stuck in campground toilet
09:33 - Don’t use massage gun on your eyes
15:12 - Florida/Not Florida
23:56 - Definitely not a bag filled with drugs
29:23 - MVP
39:32 - LARPer caught speeding in AZ
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Chad, there’s a ‘cartel’ in Japan jacking up the price of ice cream, ‘goblintimacy’ is a new dating term, a woman claimed the pants she was wearing weren’t hers on Florida/Not Florida, a bag made of ’T-Rex skin’ is going up for auction, our MVPs shot at a police drone, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Cartel jacks up price of ice cream in Japan
06:57 - Goblintimacy
11:39 - Florida/Not Florida
21:10 - ’T-Rex skin’ bag going up for auction
26:15 - MVP
32:29 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Richard Eats, a pair of sisters stabbed a restaurant employee on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ pickle is the spice of the summer, a man threatened people with a stick on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the Dan Sullivan controversy, our MVP got a ride in a stole truck to an appointment with his probation officer, a woman cooked her 8-year old son a boob cake, and there’s now a smart toilet that comes to you.
00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
08:09 - Pickle is the spice of the summer
13:24 - Florida/Not Florida
20:59 - MA Update
25:31 - MVP
33:04 - Woman makes boob cake for son
37:19 - Smart toilet that comes to you
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This morning on The Morning After, a blogger was arrested for sending a naked picture of Shrek pleasuring himself to a politician, a sex cruise just set sail from England, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man hit a bear while riding his bicycle, our MVP is known as the Banana Chip Bandit, police are looking for a man that set bras on fire at Walmart, and Lucha Libro is coming to libraries across the country.
00:13 - Blogger arrested for sending Shrek nude
08:22 - Sex cruise sets sail
12:21 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
18:16 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
23:45 - Cyclist hits bear
29:29 - MVP
36:18 - Man sets fire to bras in Walmart
41:45 - Lucha Libro
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This morning on The Morning After, a man stole a car and then stole French fries from a kid, people keep pooping in one of New Zealand’s ferneries, a man with a small penis was caught peeing in the Walmart parking lot on Florida/Not Florida, there’s a beaver hunt underway in Canada, our MVP tried to steal clothes en route to a court appearance for burglary, a pilot flew for nearly twenty years with the wrong license, and someone stole a man’s shark off his porch.
00:13 - Man steals car and then steals fries
05:50 - Feces in the Fernery
13:05 - Florida/Not Florida
21:42 - Beaver hunt in Canada
27:08 - MVP
35:12 - Pilot flew without proper license
40:19 - Shark stolen off porch
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This morning on The Morning After, a man tried to run from police was attacked by an alligator, someone keeps stealing the MILF magnet at the Vagina Museum, someone was hit with an ukulele on Florida/Not Florida, we now know how many farts we should have on average, our MVP threatened to cut off his roommates genitals before taking off all his clothes and sitting at a bus stop, Dan Sullivan is running for Senate against Dan Sullivan, and a woman found twenty sticks of dynamite in a freezer.
00:13 - Man running from police attacked by gator
07:58 - MILF magnet stolen from Vagina Museum
14:25 - Florida/Not Florida
23:17 - How many farts should we have per day?
29:20 - MVP
37:21 - Dan Sullivan running against Dan Sullivan
43:45 - Woman finds twenty sticks of dynamite in freezer
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This morning on The Morning After, Grady Judd gave us another classic soundbite, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we told you about a new TikTok Trend that has people putting pickles in white wine, our MVP stole lawn gnomes while riding a tricycle, a woman’s home is losing value quickly after her new neighbors built a 10-foot tall poop wall on their side of the property, and the giant pencil in Lakes of the Isles, Minnesota was sharpened this weekend.
00:13 - Another Grady Judd classic soundbite
05:49 - Florida/Not Florida
13:17 - TikTok Trend
19:21 - MVP
27:42 - 10-foot poop wall
32:53 - Giant pencil gets sharpened
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman assaulted a family member after being confronted about sending all of her money to a fake Liam Neeson, a woman put her dogs ashes in her eyeliner tattoos, we played cribbage on Missed Connections, a man used a Waymo as a getaway car in California, our MVP pretended to be a 12-year old girl, a camper dumped his RV’s tank into a gas station’s diesel tank, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Woman sends money to fake Liam Neeson
08:03 - Woman puts dog’s ashes in tattoo
12:53 - Missed Connections
23:39 - Man uses Waymo as getaway car
28:26 - MVP
36:56 - Camper dumps RV waste in diesel tank
41:51 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to spermmaxxing, a woman is suing Outback Steakhouse after slipping on mashed potatoes, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a fight broke out at a kindergarten graduation, our MVP told police she didn’t even remember having kids, and a volunteer firefighter started setting fires to fight.
00:13 - Spermmaxxing
07:55 - Woman suing Outback after slipping on potatoes
14:10 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:08 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:35 - Fight at kindergaarten graduation
33:59 - MVP
40:30 - Volunteer firefighter sets fires
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This morning on The Morning After, a police officer pulled his gun on a colleague on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ scientists created bread made from yeast found inside the stomach of Oetzi the Iceman, someone thought a leaf blower was a bazooka on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the woman that stole a Stanley for her breast milk, our MVP named his bluetooth speaker BOMB and took it on an airplane, a town in New York doesn’t have a single mayoral candidate, and a new bar run by monks offers a beating service.
00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
10:22 - Scientists make bread from yeast found in stomach
16:48 - Florida/Not Florida
26:09 - MA Update
31:52 - MVP
40:32 - No mayoral candidates in New York town
45:55 - New bar offers beating service
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This morning on The Morning After, a man took his girlfriend’s daughter with him to steal copper wire, a Texas softball player has a superstition that involves eating ladybugs, there was a fight at a Pokemon vending machine on Florida/Not Florida, over 3,000 classic cars helped set a world record, our MVP curb stomped an employee that gave away his girlfriend’s order, a family found a stranger in their father’s casket, and you can now buy underwear with a taxidermy rat stitched in them.
00:13 - Man takes kid to steal copper wire
09:07 - Softball player eats ladybugs
15:56 - Florida/Not Florida
24:45 - 3,000 classic cars set world record
30:22 - MVP
39:06 - Family finds stranger in casket
45:31 - Underwear with rat stitched in them
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This morning on The Morning After, an influencer has been banned from all Six Flags parks after eating chicken nuggets on Millennium Force, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the word ‘school’ was misspelled on one school’s yearbooks, our MVP called 911 after the bar wouldn’t sell her Jello shots, a woman took her drugs to the police station, and robots are being attacked in California.
00:13 - Man banned from parks for eating nuggets
06:24 - Florida/Not Florida
14:20 - ‘School’ misspelled on yearbooks
20:49 - MVP
28:57 - Woman takes drugs to police station
35:41 - Robots being attacked in California
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This morning on The Morning After, a man got punched in the park on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ the bull balls on a mosaic had to be refurbished, we had a softball crush on Missed Connections, a corpse fell out of the bottom of a casket, our MVP destroyed his house after his wife told him their marriage was over, Brad Pitt is in a fight with a high-end penis cream, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
08:28 - Bull balls need refurbishing
14:03 - Missed Connections
23:51 - Corpse falls out of casket
30:33 - MVP
37:22 - Brad Pitt in fight with penis cream
43:49 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we talked about ‘Emotional Boners,’ cosplayers were selling ‘feet juice’ outside of a convention in California, Makenzie Rose Boyd joined us for Totally Qualified Tattoo Advice, a man broke into a home and smeared his feces all over the floor and walls, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and a man has set a Guinness World Record with his paper cup collection.
00:13 - Emotional boners
08:16 - Feet juice for sale
14:30 - Totally Qualified Tattoo Advice - Seg. 1
22:32 - Totally Qualified Tattoo Advice - Seg. 2
31:14 - Man breaks into home and smears feces
36:32 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
44:00 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
53:47 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
64:12 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
73:52 - World Record Collection of paper cups
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This morning on The Morning After, King Crimson’s Robert Fripp wants to know why his balls were shaved for a heart procedure, we had an update on the woman that hid a wine bottle in her vagina, a drunk man stole a police car on Florida/Not Florida, a man punched a wedding official after he didn’t agree with the cost he charged, our MVP thought a chiropractor’s sign was promoting an illegal business, and a man wore a Strip Club Veteran t-shirt to court in Detroit.
00:13 - Man says he has the right to flash neighbors
10:06 - MA Update
17:28 - Florida/Not Florida
25:37 - Man punches wedding official over cost
32:13 - MVP
40:14 - Strip club veteran
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This morning on The Morning After, a man in Florida thinks he has the right to flash his neighbors, another ‘dead body’ was just a discarded sex doll, a woman shot a fellow driver with wasp spray on Florida/Not Florida, a mermaid is out of a job in Iowa, our MVP trashed his local pickleball courts following an injury, a dog got its’ paws on a loaded shotgun, and a man essentially called the cops on himself.
00:13 - Man says he has the right to flash neighbors
10:08 - ‘Dead body’ is just discarded sex doll
15:34 - Florida/Not Florida
23:57 - Mermaid is out of a job
31:25 - MVP
39:35 - Dog gets its paws on shotgun
44:53 - Man calls police on himself
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman is accused of throwing feces at her father, the ‘Oatmeal Creme Pie Bandit’ was confronted by the baker of those oatmeal creme pies, we had some ‘red light fun’ on Missed Connections, a gaming granny got swatted during a livestream, our MVP got stuck in a wall during a burglary, we had an update on the woman accused of urinating on items inside an AirBNB in Florida, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Woman accused of throwing poop on father
08:05 - Oatmeal Cream Pie Bandit confronted
14:04 - Missed Connections
23:46 - Gaming granny swatted during livestream
29:23 - MVP
35:55 - MA Update
42:30 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, some of the ‘sexy priests’ in the ‘sexy priest calendar’ aren’t priests at all, a town in Alabama has legalized alcohol after it passed by one vote at a recent election, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we now know who the ‘mysterious roof poops’ in California were coming from, our MVP created a diversion inside a Walmart to steal jewelry, a man was arrested after driving his Tesla into a lake, and an Academy Award winning director was dumped by his AI girlfriend.
00:13 - Some ‘sexy priests’ aren’t priests at all
07:31 - Alabama town has legalized alcohol
13:01 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:08 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
25:33 - ‘Mysterious roof pooper’ revealed
30:43 - MVP
39:10 - Man arrested for driving Tesla into lake
44:55 - AI girlfriend breaks up with director
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This morning on The Morning After, we had a fruit dispute that ended in arson, we gave you an update on a story we never told you about a woman that sold both drugs and landmines, a man was dancing in the road while holding a rare turtle on Florida/Not Florida, a Lyft driver tried to use AI to get a few extra bucks, our MVP was caught having sex in a home he was renting to a couple, a man caught driving 130mph asked police if he should get a faster vehicle, and the UK is warning World Cup travelers about Texas’ ‘Dildo Law.’
00:13 - Fruit dispute
07:29 - MA Update
12:14 - Florida/Not Florida
20:42 - Lyft driver uses AI to earn a frew more bucks
26:22 - MVP
36:26 - Man caught driving 130mph
40:21 - UK warns travelers about Texas law
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This morning on The Morning After, an urn ordered on Amazon arrived with someone else’s ashes already in it, a man has been convicted of defecating on a building and wiping his butt with a sandwich, a man was caught masturbating on the hood of his car on Florida/Not Florida, someone jumped into Punch the monkey’s enclosure, our MVP has absolutely had it with his neighbor’s malfunctioning motion light, unoccupied Waymo cars keep circling a cul de sac near Atlanta, and a woman had her cheating boyfriend’s cake set on fire.
00:13 - Urn arrives with someone else’s ashes
10:24 - Man poops on building, wipes with sandwich
16:20 - Florida/Not Florida
26:10 - MA Update
32:16 - MVP
41:35 - Waymos circling a cul de sac
48:01 - Cheating boyfriend’s cake set on fire
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This morning on The Morning After, male cleavage is on the rise, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, those attending a fundraiser in Maine were fed dirt, our MVP put fries in her mouth before giving them to a customer, a man fell through the ceiling of an LA Fitness, and a couple was caught trying to smuggle baby monkeys in their underwear.
00:13 - Male cleavage is on the rise
06:09 - Florida/Not Florida
15:04 - Maine fundraiser attendees fed dirt
21:03 - MVP
30:55 - Man falls through ceiling at LA Fitness
37:38 - Couple smuggling baby monkeys
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This morning on The Morning After, bees are preventing a family from leaving their home, a Florida man did a very not-Florida Man thing by returning a fanny pack filled with $30,000, a man wearing flip flops was searching for another man wearing flip flops on Missed Connections, a new TikTok Trend has people only eating food from the Bible, our MVPs stole two bongs from a gas station, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Bees preventing family from leaving home
07:05 - Florida man returns fanny pack
12:23 - Missed Connections
21:49 - TikTok Trend
29:33 - MVP
37:06 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, ‘ballmaxxing’ is a thing, robot wolves are a hot commodity in Japan, a man crashed a runway show on the beach in Australia, our MVP was caught masturbating inside a pharmacy, French police are warning residents about drunk deer, and a man stole thousands from a retired teacher to buy property and OnlyFans subscriptions.
00:13 - Ballmaxxing
09:02 - Robot wolves a hot commodity in Japan
15:12 - Man crashes runway show in Australia
21:15 - MVP
29:33 - French police warning about drunk deer
35:02 - Man steals money for property and OnlyFans
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This morning on The Morning After, an all-you-can-eat buffet in Spain recently instituted a fee for throwing up, the KITT car from Knight Rider received a ticket from New York City, a man stole the O off a police station sign on Florida/Not Florida, a tourist got his ass kicked for throwing a rock at a seal in Hawaii, our MVP threatened someone with a machete for a scooter, a woman with blue hair and a leopard-print jacket was arrested after robbing a bank, and loud, horny peacocks are terrorizing a town in Italy.
00:13 - All-you-can-eat buffet institutes a puke fee
08:32 - KITT gets a ticket
16:02 - Florida/Not Florida
22:07 - Tourist beat up for throwing rock at seal
26:52 - MVP
35:08 - Woman with blue hair and leopard jacket robs bank
40:01 - Loud, horny peacocks terrorizing Italian community
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Traverse City stole wine by sticking it in her vagina, you should stop doing the peace sign in your selfies, two men stole 100 hot dogs on Florida/Not Florida, four of the five statues placed in the middle of a roundabout have been damaged, our MVP sets themselves on fire instead of the building they wanted to set on fire, a 6-foot tall pencil is running for governor in Oregon, and someone in Australia stole 200 pregnant sheep.
00:13 - TC woman puts wine in her vagina
09:41 - Stop doing the peace sign in selfies
16:14 - Florida/Not Florida
23:57 - Statues in middle of roundabout damaged
29:52 - MVP
36:25 - 6-foot tall pencil running for governor
43:20 - Pregnant sheep stolen
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This morning on The Morning After, a doctor fixed a patient’s heart palpitations with a finger in the butt, Video Jimmy joined us to play Florida/Not Florida (and raise his banner), men in Russia are paying to get Cauliflower Ear, our MVP used an employee-only tool to steal Magic: The Gathering cards, we had an update on the man that stole and swallowed $700,000 Tiffany earrings, and The Royal Navy has to rethink their new uniforms for female officers.
00:13 - Heart palpitations fixed with finger
05:33 - Florida/Not Florida
14:58 - Men paying for Cauliflower Ear
20:47 - MVP
28:15 - MA Update
33:28 - The Royal Navy rethinking uniforms
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman stabbed her hairstylist on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ there’s a shrine you can pray to for concert tickets, a man was searching for his muse and she was searching for him on Missed Connections, a woman found two alligators fighting on her porch, our MVP was operating a drone while drunk (along with a couple of other things), and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Why You Mad, Bro?
09:11 - Shrine to pray for concert tickets
14:44 - Missed Connections
24:23 - Two alligators fighting
28:10 - MVP
36:17 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a distillery in Albuquerque had their fence stolen, Happy Meals are better with beer, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the woman that has been arrested multiple times in South Carolina, our MVP was a 28-year old posing as a high school student, the Half-Ass Bar was robbed, and a man didn’t have his third penis removed, but he did have a third of his penis removed.
00:13 - Distillery has fence stolen
08:15 - Happy Meals are better with beer
13:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:15 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:04 - MA Update
31:50 - MVP
40:05 - Half-Ass Bar robbed
45:56 - What Matt read vs. the real headline
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This morning on The Morning After, a ‘poop-nami’ is closing beaches in California, people are experiencing eye injuries after opening their Thermoses, a woman broke into a home to steal a Dr. Pepper on Florida/Not Florida, a well-known Canadian fiddle player is suing Google for labeling him a sex offender, our MVP tried to chase a kid on a bike down with her car, the Pope also struggles getting answers from customer service, and a robot caused a flight delay in Oakland.
00:13 - ‘Poop-nami’ closes beaches in CA
06:59 - Eye injuries from a Thermos
13:41 - Florida/Not Florida
22:49 - Canadian fiddle player suing Google
29:45 - MVP
36:13 - Pope has customer service problems
42:44 - Robot causes flight delay
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This morning on The Morning After, more men are getting penis filler, a meme artist in Seattle held a funeral for a long-closed Taco Bell, a man drove a stolen car to the police station on Florida/Not Florida, people in China are making digital versions of their exes, our MVP bit his dad’s thumb off during a hotly contested darts match, teens in the UK are bypassing age gates by drawing mustaches on their faces, and a couple setup a website for people to sign up to ‘crash’ your wedding.
00:13 - More men getting penis filler
08:32 - Funeral for closed Taco Bell
15:03 - Florida/Not Florida
22:03 - People making digital versions of exes
28:08 - MVP
37:09 - Teens drawing mustaches on their faces
43:07 - Couple sets up site for ‘wedding crashers’
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This morning on The Morning After, a scorned woman set her boyfriend’s house on fire, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the man that set the record for pulling a vehicle with his penis has now also done it while on fire, our MVP hit a soon-to-be former delivery driver that is accused of hitting someone with his car for not tipping, a man is accused of having sex with a trash can, and an escaped ‘zebra’ wasn’t a zebra at all.
00:13 - Woman sets boyfriend’s house on fire
05:04 - Florida/Not Florida
14:10 - Man pulls car with penis while on fire
19:36 - MVP
26:54 - Man has sex with garbage can
33:28 - Escaped ‘zebra’ wasn’t a zebra
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This morning on The Morning After, a stripper fired from her job is accused of hitting her manager with a pole, a man spent the night in a Best Buy to be first in line for Pokemon cards, someone got ‘chub shamed’ on Missed Connections, things got wild during a Saugatuck City Council meeting, our MVP has had enough of ‘6 7,’ a woman stabbed a man for not taking her out to dinner, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Stripper beats manager with pole
08:03 - Man sleeps in Best Buy for Pokemon
14:27 - Missed Connections
23:34 - Saugatuck City Council Meeting
29:28 - MVP
36:43 - Jesus, lady!
41:14 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman is accused of smearing poop on her neighbor’s van and putting it in mailboxes, a ‘frequent flyer’ was arrested for shoplifting twenty minutes after being released from jail for shoplifting, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a new TiKTok Trend has people making ‘fart salad,’ attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and a woman pulled down her pants before slapping her orthodontist.
00:13 - Woman accused of smearing poop on van
09:31 - ‘Frequent flyer’ arrested for shoplifting
14:01 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:01 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:51 - TikTok Trend
32:55 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
40:59 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
52:56 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
61:40 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
69:03 - Woman pulls pants down at orthodontist
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This morning on The Morning After, a shirtless man forced a teenager to eat a Gusher before he’d let him leave a public bathroom, a woman threw a stick of dynamite at her sleeping boyfriend, an off-duty police officer lost his gun inside a gaming center on Florida/Not Florida, a man let a cobra slide up his pant leg while he was on vacation, our MVPs rode a lawnmower into Target and took leaf blowers into Culvers, the Sperm Racing World Cup is looking for competitors, and a pastor that wrote a book about loving his wife had multiple wives.
00:13 - Shirtless man makes teen eat Gusher
08:25 - Woman throws stick of dynamite at sleeping boyfriend
13:58 - Florida/Not Florida
21:42 - Man lets cobra slide up his pant leg
28:15 - MVP
36:10 - Sperm Racing World Cup
44:53 - Pastor has multiple wives
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This morning on The Morning After, a man slapped a Subway employee on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ a woman fell into a vault toilet in the Australian Outback, we were searching for a man named Harry Johnson on Missed Connections, another woman had her driveway ‘stolen,’ our MVP was dancing naked in an Aldi, a thief’s mode of getaway transportation was a tricycle, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Why You Mad, Bro?
09:25 - Woman falls in vault toilet
14:20 - Missed Connections
22:20 - Another ‘stolen’ driveway
28:44 - MVP
35:51 - Man uses tricycle as getaway vehicle
39:21 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man in Thailand set a forest fire out of boredom, an upcoming naturalist wants to remind you that it isn’t for nudists, we had an update on the matador that was gored in the butthole, our MVP robbed a man while wearing an ankle monitor, a fugitive monkey burglar is terrifying residents in Brazil, and this Saturday is Potato Saturday in Calgary!
00:13 - Bored man sets forest fires
06:15 - Naturalist event isn’t for nudists
12:46 - MA Update
19:46 - MVP
27:07 - Fugitive monkey burglar
32:34 - Potato Saturday in Calgary
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This morning on The Morning After, a temple makes you drink a cow urine and feces cocktail before entering, a man dropped a bag of drugs while walking into court, a Michael Myers mannequin got shot up on Florida/Not Florida, two pilots were reprimanded for their plane-drawn penises, our MVP is a soon-to-be former substitute teacher that was twerking in class, a man sold a watch he thought was fake (it wasn’t) and he was charged with a crime, and a dumpster company dumped a dumpster in someone’s driveway after they didn’t pay.
00:13 - Cow urine and feces cocktail
09:11 - Man drops bag of drugs
13:48 - Florida/Not Florida
21:26 - Pilots reprimanded for plane-drawn penises
27:45 - MVP
36:17 - Man sold ‘fake’ watch
41:52 - Dumpster company dumps dumpster
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This morning on The Morning After, a man in Florida was caught masturbating in a parking garage by an IT worker, scientists are trying to make sheep burp and fart less, a man stole 20 packages of sausage on Florida/Not Florida, a matador was recently gored right in the butthole, our MVP singed his eyebrows while stealing gas, a man slapped his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loud, and a female bodybuilder gets paid to make tap out.
00:13 - Man caught masturbating in parking garage
08:44 - Burpless and fartless sheep
15:09 - Florida/Not Florida
22:13 - Matador gets gored in butthole
28:08 - MVP
35:47 - Man was pounding his schnitzel too loud
40:08 - Female bodybuilder makes men tap out
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This morning on The Morning After, a farmer in the UK is going to start breeding less attractive cows, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the guys accused to trashing luxury vehicles while dressed like bears, our MVP was replacing LEGOs with dry pasta, a zoo in China recently admitted that their elephants were just employees in elephant costumes, and restaurants are using AI to scan your face and tell you what you should order.
00:13 - Farmer breeding less attractive cows
05:30 - Florida/Not Florida
12:26 - MA Update
18:54 - MVP
27:33 - Employees in elephant costumes
33:17 - Restaurants are using AI to scan your face
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This morning on The Morning After, a man is offering to join you on your bucket list vacations at IllBeYourFriend.com, a man keeping track of how many times he’s evaded police has been arrested, we went mushroom hunting on Missed Connections, Rachel Geddes joined us to talk about this Sunday’s Great Lakes Bay Area Celebrity Game, our MVP was masturbating in his van next to other motorists, a car manufacturer in China owns the patent for passenger seat toilets, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - IllBeYourFriend.com
08:57 - Man keeps track of evading police
14:23 - Missed Connections
22:58 - Rachel Geddes
29:36 - MVP
38:48 - Passenger seat toilets
44:54 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, rumored genitalia thefts had Zanzibar on edge, a man had a metal chopstick stuck in his throat for eight years, Teagan joined for Unqualified Love Advice, prisons in the UK are reminding guards not to have sex with inmates, our MVP faked a robbery for bail money, two pilots are accused of meowing on what-should-be an emergency channel, and Michael Priebe and Terry Hessbrook joined us to discuss this Sunday’s Great Lakes Bay Area Celebrity Game to benefit the B#4 Foundation.
00:13 - Genital thefts in Zanzibar
08:53 - Man with metal chopstick stuck in his throat
13:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:38 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:34 - Don’t have sex with inmates
33:16 - MVP
40:09 - Pilots meowing on emergency channel
47:23 - Great Lakes Bay Area Celebrity Game
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This morning on The Morning After, police did a welfare check on a 91-year old woman only to discover she was just playing video games, a new store ran by AI forgot to schedule staff members, a woman gave police a Barnes & Noble gift card on Florida/Not Florida, your Mii can fart in a new Nintendo game, our MVP shot up a bar after his card was declined, we introduced a new featured called ‘Genius, but Illegal,’ and a vacuum cleaner is running for mayor of a UK town.
00:13 - 91-year old just playing video games
08:38 - AI-ran store forgets to schedule staff
13:49 - Florida/Not Florida
22:37 - Mii can fart in new Nintendo game
28:12 - MVP
35:46 - Genius, but Illegal
41:13 - Vacuum cleaner running for mayor
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This morning on The Morning After, a man is on the run after punching his coworker in the face one minute into his shift, a man wearing a cow costume stabbed a family member, a man showed both his butt and anus at a fast food restaurant on Florida/Not Florida, a former Arena Football League player is standing outside the Detroit Lions’ offices in hopes that he’ll get a tryout, our MVP shot a man over Pokemon cards, a beaver is accused of stealing wood, and a bus driver has lost his job after letting a woman sit on his lap.
00:13 - Man punches coworker one minute into shift
08:33 - Man in cow costume stabs family member
14:48 - Florida/Not Florida
24:09 - AFL player standing outside Lions’ offices
31:36 - MVP
39:23 - Beaver accused of stealing wood
44:37 - Bus driver fired after letting woman sit on his lap
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This morning on The Morning After, a man made a pipe bomb for ‘entertainment purposes,’ Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman driving a Supra thought Florida’s Super Speeder Law didn’t apply to her, our MVP was on a dating app during a standoff, a new TikTok Trend has people eating mini clay pots, and you can now talk to AI Jesus for just $1.99.
00:13 - Pipe bomb for ‘entertainment purposes’
06:28 - Florida/Not Florida
15:48 - Supra vs. Super Speeder Law
21:22 - MVP
31:19 - TikTok Trend
39:07 - Talk to AI Jesus for $1.99
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This morning on The Morning After, a new campaign wants you to ‘Beat Off Cancer,’ the manager of a sober bar got a DUI, a man knew the best way to cook an eggplant on Missed Connections, food delivery robots are getting attacked in Philadelphia, our MVP attacked someone while waiting for a job interview, a woman’s cough was caused by her missing nose ring, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Beat Off Cancer
07:56 - Sober bar manager got DUI
12:43 - Missed Connections
23:28 - Delivery robots attacked in Philly
29:27 - MVP
38:39 - Nose ring trapped in lung
43:53 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, you shouldn’t put sugar on your butthole to treat your hemorrhoids, a pastor in the UK did a baptism as wrong as you possibly could, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, two guys got drunk and stole 96 bananas from a convenience store, our MVPs picked up a dead alligator from the side of the road and strapped it to the roof of the car, a woman has been accused of stealing electricity from her neighbor while he was hospitalized, and a world record for the most Michael Myers in one place was set recently.
00:13 - Don’t put sugar on your butthole
08:48 - Baptism goes very wrong in the UK
14:37 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:55 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:20 - Two drunks stole 96 bananas
32:53 - MVP
42:12 - Neighbor stealing electricity
49:03 - Michael Myers world record
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman tried to bite off her husband’s tongue on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a Pokemon Go player was disqualified from a tournament for ‘unsportsmanlike conduct,’ a man got stuck in a chimney on Florida/Not Florida, a man stole hockey sticks in what’s being described as ‘the most Canadian crime ever,’ our MVP told police he speeds all the time, the Internet is debating whether or not a man with a massive McDonalds order should have gone inside, and an angry beaver had to be wrangled in New Jersey.
00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
08:18 - Pokemon Go player disqualified
15:21 - Florida/Not Florida
24:31 - Hockey stick theft
29:29 - MVP
38:08 - Massive McDonalds order
44:17 - Angry beaver wrangled in NJ
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This morning on The Morning After, a school board member is on the outs after telling a teenage student she’s ‘hot,’ fatal diarrhea is something we should be more concerned about, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a dominatrix will no longer participate in fart fetishes, our MVP took cocaine to ‘The Happiest Place on Earth,’ a family found a skull during their Easter egg hunt, and a woman found a man’s sexual conquests written on a wall during a home renovation.
00:13 - Board member tells student she’s ‘hot’
09:19 - Fatal diarrhea
14:46 - Florida/Not Florida
24:36 - Dominatrix won’t do fart fetishes
29:40 - MVP
38:44 - Skull found during Easter egg hunt
43:11 - Sexual conquests written on wall
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This morning on The Morning After, Magnus Carlsen took a selfie with an opponent before reporting her for having a phone, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Jonathan the tortoise recently got wrapped up in a crypto scheme, our MVPs were scrolling their phones when their kid walked into a wolf exhibit, Japan hosted it’s Fertility Festival over the weekend, and a new wax statue of Taylor Swift is getting round-the-clock security.
00:13 - Magnus Carlsen rats out opponent
06:19 - Florida/Not Florida
14:43 - Tortoise caught in crypto scheme
21:44 - MVP
30:26 - Japanese Fertility Festival
38:11 - Taylor Swift wax statue
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This morning on The Morning After, a police officer in Florida has to go to counseling after farting in a coworker’s face, a woman broke into a chicken coop to rob two people living there, a woman was looking for a man with a flask to fill on Missed Connections, a woman tried to rekindle her romance with her husband by setting his house on fire, our MVP drove a stolen vehicle to a court hearing regarding a stolen vehicle, a man asked a judge to give him an extra six months in prison to finish up a few projects, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Officer farts in coworker’s face
08:21 - Woman breaks into chicken coop
13:47 - Missed Connections
22:11 - Woman sets husband’s house on fire
28:04 - MVP
35:39 - Man asks for six more months in prison
39:30 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Detroit is accused of having sex while on a Zoom court hearing, googly eyes can keep birds away from your food containers, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man is accused of showing his penis to a woman that didn’t want to see it, our MVP claimed to be both the 36th president AND an alien, a new TikTok Trend has people skipping shampoo, and you can no longer trust your Mount Everest guides.
00:13 - Woman having sex on Zoom
08:11 - Googly eyes keep birds away
14:31 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:15 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:20 - Man shows penis to woman that didn’t want to see it
32:47 - MVP
41:16 - TikTok Trend
47:58 - Don’t trust your Mount Everest guide
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This morning on The Morning After, a man chased a dog walker with garden shears on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ we had an update on the teenager accused of putting googly eyes on a statue, a man was on the hunt for MILFs on Missed Connections, a woman has been awarded $14 million after eating ice cream with nails in it, our MVP decided to mess with the wrong Costco customer, a kangaroo wearing jeans is on the loose in Wisconsin, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Why You Mad, Bro?
09:16 - MA Update
14:57 - Missed Connections
23:45 - $14 million for eating ice cream with nails
29:23 - MVP
36:57 - Kangaroo wearing jeans missing
41:56 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was arrested for the 98th time with a bong built into the dash of his truck, a squirrel with a vape is a good reminder to throw away your vapes properly, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a woman’s ‘banana shoes’ led to a giraffe attack, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and a man is going to prison for creating fake music using AI and then streaming it millions of times with bots.
00:13 - Man arrested for 98th time with bong in dash
06:48 - Squirrel with vape a reminder to throw them away
12:23 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
18:18 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
24:32 - Woman in banana shoes attacked by giraffes
30:30 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
39:40 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
47:36 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
58:35 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
66:06 - AI music streamed by bots
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This morning on The Morning After, a tofu truck tipped over weeks ago and no one is cleaning it up, a cop has lost her job after selling feet content online while wearing her uniform, a man used the ‘power and authority of Jesus’ to rob a bank on Florida/Not Florida, a man finally passed his drivers test after over 100 attempts, our MVP was asking people for their pee (oh, and he had a gun in his pants, too), a man nicknamed The Baron recently set a record for pulling a truck with his nipples, and over-the-top twerking is off limits this spring break!
00:13 - Tofu truck overturned and no one wants it
07:19 - Cop fired for selling feet content in uniform
14:40 - Florida/Not Florida
22:08 - Man passes driver’s test after over 100 tries
29:31 - MVP
38:14 - Man sets World Record pulling vehicle with nipples
43:53 - Over-the-top-twerking is off limits
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This morning on The Morning After, a bill in Minnesota could make it legal for nursing homes to sell alcohol, some are ‘forest bathing’ to get away from everything happening in the world, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, sword yoga is a thing, our MVPs stole a car and they brought their kitten with them, a woman is in a throuple with her boyfriend and a tram, and Texas will no longer make signs for the town of Bug Tussle.
00:13 - MN wants to sell alcohol in nursing homes
07:23 - Forest bathing
12:32 - Florida/Not Florida
21:58 - Sword yoga
27:36 - MVP
35:55 - Woman in throuple with boyfriend and tram
44:12 - Bug Tussle won’t get any new signs
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This morning on The Morning After, a 1,300 pound dairy cow washed ashore following flooding in Oregon, a man was really bad at bank robberies on Florida/Not Florida, three bison in Poland were killed when they were hit by Bison the train, our MVP booked two different rentals on AirBNB and peed on everything inside, we had an update on the card stealing priest in Pittsburgh, and Delaware has the most UFO sightings in the country.
00:13 - 1,300 pound dairy cow washes ashore
07:31 - Florida/Not Florida
16:08 - Three bison killed by train named Bison
21:45 - MVP
30:19 - MA Update
38:11- Delaware has the most UFO sightings
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This morning on The Morning After, the country of Malta will pay you nearly $30,000 NOT to drive, Wheelie Nelson needs a new set of wheels, a woman met a man that resembled her father on Missed Connections, a man caused $240,000 in damage at a glass museum, our MVPs were caught fooling around on a school bus, a self-proclaimed ‘human 3D printer’ makes her prints out of carrots, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Malta will pay you NOT to drive
07:05 - Wheelie Nelson
12:30 - Missed Connections
21:36 - $240k in damage at glass museum
27:44 - MVP
34:34- Human 3D printer using carrots
39:54 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, glitter lung is a real medical condition, a man is making money off a pothole in New York, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man was arrested for DUI while riding an electric unicycle, our MVP peed in a sink while doing work in someone’s apartment, Punch The Monkey has a girlfriend, and a man was chased into the ocean by police on paddle boards.
00:13 - Glitter lung is a real thing
08:14 - Man making money off pothole in NY
13:04 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:02 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
25:23 - Man arrested for DUI on unicycle
31:37- MVP
38:08 - MA Update
43:17 - Man chased by police on paddle boards
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This morning on The Morning After, a man fell into a hole and onto a bear, someone stole thousands of pounds of walnuts, a man tried to pay his bail with counterfeit money, we learned that sharks have friends, our MVP stabbed his buddy after being accused of being too good with women, a patient is refusing to leave their hospital bed, and a business in China put live hamsters in a claw machine.
00:13 - Man falls into hole and onto bear
06:20 - Someone stole thousands of pounds of walnuts
11:57 - Florida/Not Florida
19:42 - Sharks have friends
24:54 - MVP
33:24 - Patient refusing to leave hospital
38:56 - Live hamsters in claw machine
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This morning on The Morning After, we celebrated the 20th anniversary of the Alabama Leprechaun, we learned that marrying your cousin will continue to be legal in Florida, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a woman was sneezing out maggots after fly larvae got trapped in her deviated septum, our MVPs had sex in a graveyard next to a church, and AI is suggesting a clove of garlic in the butt could help your immune system.
00:13 - Alabama Leprechaun 20th anniversary
08:30 - Marrying your cousin still legal in FL
14:21 - Florida/Not Florida
22:54 - Gruesome Story, Peppy Music
29:03 - MVP
35:03 - AI suggesting a clove of garlic in the butt
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This morning on The Morning After, we learned about the vendors that will be at this year’s Swingathon, a man tried to steal a septic tank (twice) on Florida/Not Florida, people are now churning butter on their runs, our MVPs stole pallets of sex toys, a woman reporting on a bear attack had a bear walk into her live shot, and a robot was ‘detained’ in Japan for scaring an elderly woman.
00:13 - Vendors at Swingathon
06:25 - Florida/Not Florida
14:00 - People churning butter on runs
20:08 - MVP
27:51 - Bear walks into reporter’s live shot
32:19 - Robot ‘detained’ in China
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This morning on The Morning After, a new TikTok Trend may be ‘wreaking havoc’ on vaginas, a man is suing a New York City taqueria over their spicy salsa, an old painter is looking for somewhere to put his brush on Missed Connections, we introduced you to the most followed pig on Instagram, our MVP gave police a bag of Q-tips and batteries instead of her license, Iowans have the biggest penises, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - TikTok Trend
07:13 - Tourist suing over hot salsa
12:34 - Missed Connections
21:07 - Most followed pig on Instagram
26:15 - MVP
33:46 - Iowans have big penises
39:12 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman’s boyfriend pulled a screw from her head after a doctor said it was nothing to worry about, a man became the first in the UK to pull a car with his testicles, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the man with a Thermos is in butt, our MVP is a soon-to-be former priest accused of stealing baseball cards, a naked burglar is terrorizing Virginia, and clouds may be to blame for all the bear attacks in Japan.
00:13 - Screw pulled from woman’s head
08:12 - UK man pulls car with testicles
13:12 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:40 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
25:22 - MA Update
31:08 - MVP
41:03 - Naked man burglarizes homes in VA
46:21 - Clouds to blame for bear attacks
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This morning on The Morning After, a man in Florida was arrested for ‘lifting’ lapdances, a woman declared brain dead was jolted back to life after the ambulance hit a pothole, a man claimed to be God after taking mushrooms on Florida/Not Florida, users of the anti-masturbation app Quitter are afraid their info has been leaked, our MVP is a now former bishop that was stealing money from the church to hire prostitutes, a man went to the hospital when he woke up with blue skin, and cow gallstones are more valuable than gold.
00:13 - Man accused of ‘lifting’ lap dances
07:04 - Pothole brings woman back to the life
10:36 - Florida/Not Florida
17:55 - Anti-masturbation app Quittr hacked
23:05 - MVP
31:59 - Man wakes up with blue skin
36:19 - Cow gallstones more valuable than gold
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This morning on The Morning After, we’ve got more weights in fish (this time in Texas), a man finally had the chance to take advantage of a sign in an oyster restaurant, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, ‘crocodiles are everywhere’ after flooding in Australia, our MVP left her kid at Universal Studios City Walk to go to the bar, 600 tubs of French onion dip showed up at a Mac and cheese kiosk in Philadelphia, and you can now buy a Cameo from a head of lettuce.
00:13 - More weights in fish
07:41 - Man takes advantage of sign at restaurant
12:24 - Florida/Not Florida
19:56 - Crocodiles are everywhere in Australia
24:19 - MVP
33:36 - 600 tubs of French onion dip
39:30 - Get a Cameo from a head of lettuce
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This morning on The Morning After, the UK’s Swingathon is adding some fun new features in 2026, a woman broke into a home and ate Fruity Pebbles on Florida/Not Florida, a teacher was caught peeing in a coffee can in the classroom, our MVP was a prisoner that snuck away from his duties at a charity event to have sex with a woman in a porta potty, scientists in Japan have developed an onion that won’t make you cry, and neighbors called police on a woman with noisy frogs in her backyard.
00:13 - Swingathon adds new features in 2026
07:26 - Florida/Not Florida
13:19 - Teacher caught urinating in coffee can
20:25 - MVP
27:41 - Onion that won’t make you cry
33:46 - Police called for loud frogs in backyard
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This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to Chadillac and Manda Saurus Rexx, a flag with a bear on it will keep its penis, we went to the Dollar Tree on Missed Connections, Jared and Preston from the Toughest Monster Truck Tour joined us in studio, our MVP peed in the back of a police cruiser before flooding her cell, a new TikTok Trend has people drinking hot water, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Chadillac and Manda Saurus Rexx
09:37 - Bear flag will keep penis
14:53 - Missed Connections
24:19 - Toughest Monster Truck Tour Interview
33:46 - MVP
41:18 - TikTok Trend
46:40 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, someone stole bowling balls off a professional bowler’s porch, ‘Carrotmaxxing’ is a way to give you a tan without the sun, Salty Sandy collects excess salt off the roads for her own personal use, our MVP filmed himself on his dash cam committing a crime, we now have a solution for your small balls, and a woman is suing the Dodgers after she was hit by a Buzzball.
00:13 - Stolen bowling balls
07:28 - ‘Carrotmaxxing’
12:50 - Salty Sandy
16:56 - MVP
24:25 - Small balls solution
29:05 - Woman hit by Buzzball at baseball game
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This morning on The Morning After, a taxi driver assaulted a man on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ being a good samaritan isn’t always good, a man wearing an ankle monitor broke into his neighbor’s house on Florida/Not Florida, someone showed up drunk to their driving test in the UK, our MVP was caught damaging license plate readers by a license plate readers, police in Washington had to deal with a determined beaver, and thieves stole over $100,000 in Pokemon cards from an NYC shop.
00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
09:04 - Being a Good Samaritan isn’t always good
15:49 - Florida/Not Florida
23:16 - Someone showed up drunk to driving test
30:11 - MVP
37:30 - Determined beaver
43:26 - Thieves steal very expensive cards
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was stuck in quicksand for days before anyone found him, painting penises around potholes in the UK may soon be a crime, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us for Florida/Not Florida, Punch The Monkey’s orangutan friend is sold out at IKEAs all over the world, our MVP showed up to his job as a driving instructor for times over the legal limit, a man in Russia went to prison instead of finding a job, and scientists have created a song that makes a certain alcohol taste better.
00:13 - Man stuck in quicksand for days
06:41 - Painting penises around potholes could lead to charges
11:56 - Florida/Not Florida
22:23 - Punch The Monkey’s friend sold out
28:26 - MVP
35:10 - Man goes to prison instead of finding a job
40:56 - Scientists create song to make booze taste better
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This morning on The Morning After, LA Metro recently introduced new ‘Ride The D’ t-shirts and they sold out immediately, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman was ticketed for having her phone in her right hand (she doesn’t have one), our MVP scanned taco seasoning packets to steal sports cards, a stolen bike led to the breakup of a drug ring, and an exploding phone stopped a dog attack.
00:13 - ‘Ride The D’ t-shirts
06:23 - Florida/Not Florida
15:55 - Woman without hand ticketed for phone in hand
21:16 - MVP
31:23 - Stolen bike leads to drug ring arrests
38:17 - Exploding phone stops dog attack
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This morning on The Morning After, we had multiple frying pan attacks, a man celebrated the loss of his testicle with a Zoom party and a penis-shaped run, a woman left underwear in a washing machine on Missed Connections, Boner Bears Chocolate Syrup has been recalled, our MVP has been accused of vomit vandalism, fatbergs are producing poo balls in Australia, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Multiple frying pan attacks
08:12 - Man celebrates loss of testicle
13:11 - Missed Connections
22:02 - Boner Bears Chocolate Syrup recalled
27:30 - MVP
35:58 - Fatbergs producing poo balls
41:42 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a family confessed to eating a meal that their child had urinated on, a doctor that studies fetishes talked about the weirdest ones he has encountered, a phone company in the UK has created AI that will confuse scammers, our MVPs wore a bear suit to destroy their own cars, a man hired a job quitting firm to quit his job at a job quitting firm, and a fire station caught fire while its firefighters were out fighting a fire.
00:03 - Family eats meal kid urinated on
09:22 - Weirdest fetishes
16:11 - AI that confuses scammers
22:06 - MVP
31:09 - Job-quitting firms
37:00 - Fire station catches fire
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This morning on The Morning After, a man with a 19-inch penis used weights to make it bigger, a company is looking for a sex doll tester, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us for Florida/Not Florida, we met Magnet Man’s arch nemesis, our MVP shouldn’t have been participating in a strongman competition, a man entered a deer he shot in Arkansas in a Louisiana buck contest, and a woman transporting drugs claims she thought it was just cash and cheese.
00:03 - Man used weights on penis to make it longer
09:28 - Sex doll tester
16:09 - Florida/Not Florida
25:09 - Magnet Man’s arch nemesis
29:42 - MVP
38:27 - Man enters buck shot in different state
43:15 - Drug mule thought it was cash and cheese
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This morning on The Morning After, someone peed in the pit during a Sabrina Carpenter show, a man was stabbed for ‘talking over food’ on Florida/Not Florida, a woman’s garage was invaded by frogs, our MVP didn’t check the URL before going to print, more than half of the escaped monkeys in South Carolina have been caught, and Outdoor Driven founder and CEO Andrew Comtois joined us.
00:03 - Sabrina Carpenter pit pee
06:03 - Florida/Not Florida
12:38 - Woman’s garage invaded by frogs
17:06 - MVP
27:12 - MA Update
30:24 - Outdoor Driven interview
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was charged with larceny after not paying for a lap dance, a woman is going viral for breastfeeding her eight baby dolls, a man threw away a sandwich on Missed Connections, 43 monkeys recently escaped a testing facility in South Carolina, our MVP thought two butt plugs were door knobs, a man living above a bar is upset about the noise from the bar, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Lap dance larceny
10:03 - Woman breastfeeding baby dolls
15:42 - Missed Connections
24:42 - 43 monkeys escape
30:08 - MVP
37:21 - Man living above bar complains about the noise
43:04 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, condensation from an AC unit was mistaken for holy water, a city in Oregon will now celebrate Exploding Whale Day, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, government officials in Hong Kong want to put baby pictures up in offices to encourage baby making, our MVP used a truck that was previously involved in a cooking oil theft case to try and steal more cooking oil, the black balls that washed up on Australian beaches have been identified, and a college football fan punched a police horse.
00:03 - Condensation from AC unit mistaken for holy water
10:44 - Exploding Whale Day
19:21 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
25:52 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
31:39 - Baby pictures in office to encourage baby making
37:10 - MVP
45:30 - Black balls on beaches identified
51:02 - College football fan punches police horse
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This morning on The Morning After, hackers want their ransom paid in baguettes, the Philippines is home to the world’s largest chicken-shaped building, Tyler from Michigan Sugar Company joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman bought peanut butter cups that were missing peanut butter, our MVP pulled the classic ‘pee in the iron’ prank, a town in Italy is selling cans of air, and a tortoise missing for almost two weeks was found less than 100 feet from the house.
00:03 - Hackers want to be paid in baguettes
08:03 - Philippines is home to big chicken-shaped building
13:50 - Florida/Not Florida
24:42 - Peanut butter cups missing peanut butter
30:42 - MVP
39:05 - Town in Italy selling cans of air
43:35 - Missing tortoise found less than 100 feet from home
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This morning on The Morning After, a British tourist in Thailand was covered in feces when he fell off his balcony and through the ceiling of an Internet cafe, a drug dealer’s air freshener is the reason he was caught, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a surfer was attacked by a shark at the same beach he was attacked ten years ago, our MVP should have just paid the bus fare, a pig named Strawberry got drunk on leftover beer, and redheads are better in the sack.
00:03 - Tourist covered in feces falls through ceiling
07:40 - Drug dealer’s air freshener leads to arrest
14:12 - Florida/Not Florida
23:11 - Shark attack at same beach
27:48 - MVP
35:32 - Pig named Strawberry gets drunk
41:06 - Redheads are better in the sack
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This morning on The Morning After, a former employee tried to change all the fonts on Disney World’s menus to Wing Dings, a man was arrested in an inmate costume on Florida/Not Florida, spiders the size of your head are taking over England, our MVP got out of prison and immediately went back to his old ways, a Halloween parade in Ireland that was supposed to feature appearances by Cristiano Ronaldo and Mr. Beast was never going to happen, and you will soon be able to drink the tears of the fans of your favorite team’s rival.
00:03 - Hacker attempts to change Disney menu fonts
05:47 - Florida/Not Florida
13:15 - Spiders the size of your head all over UK
18:06 - MVP
25:23 - Halloween parade hoax
30:46 - Drink rival’s fans tears
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This morning on The Morning After, a man discovered his roommate sleeping under his bed, a political candidate from Michigan had an OnlyFans, do stoned dudes saw an attractive woman on Missed Connections, a woman sitting at a slot machine at a casino was covered in human waste after a pipe burst, our MVP was a doctor that liked to pee in a surgical sink, a shoplifter was told she can no longer wear wigs, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man finds roommate sleeping under bed
08:23 - Michigan candidate had Only
14:31 - Missed Connections
22:43 - Woman at casino covered in human waste
29:09 - MVP
36:53 - Shoplifter can’t wear wigs
41:00 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a Canadian man was struck in the head with a driver on the golf course, a pizza parlor in Wisconsin is apologizing for serving up THC-infused pizza, Sugar Daddy Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, police in Georgia want you to find a better spot to ‘reconcile’ your relationship, our MVP broke into a home to make pizza rolls and poop in a vase, deer in Ohio are getting their heads stuck in Halloween buckets, former Detroit quarterback Eric Hipple joined us on the phone before his appearance in Saginaw at the Sawmill Golf Club and Pub & Grill, and a town in Japan is battling a diminishing population by placing puppets all over.
00:03 - Man hit in head with driver on golf course
08:05 - Pizza parlor serves up THC-infused pizza
12:56 - Florida/Not Florida
22:24 - Find somewhere else to ‘reconcile’ your relationship
25:24 - MVP
32:26 - Deer getting Halloween buckets stuck on their heads
38:48 - Eric Hipple interview
48:25 - Japanese town replaces people with puppets
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Minnesota was arrested for rustling sheep, a drunk dad thought he bought tickets to an Alabama game and not an Alabama concert, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark went for his 40th career win on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on playing hide and seek with cops in Oregon, our MVP stole fall decor from a home she was making a delivery to, a town in Canada is having trouble finding someone to run for mayor, and a TikTok Trend has led to the arrest of multiple people for fraud.
00:03 - Woman arrested for rustling sheep
08:16 - Man buys wrong Alabama tickets
13:50 - Florida/Not Florida
22:12 - MA Update
26:51 - MVP
36:17 - No one wants to be the mayor of Kyle
41:25 - TikTok Trend leads to arrests for fraud
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman is suing JetBlue over a ice cream sandwich that was too cold, a man was upset that his son forgot his birthday on Florida/Not Florida, someone stole a lot of cheese in London, our MVP urinated on his own steering wheel, a tattoo shop in Colorado is combatting a parking dispute with a giant penis mural, and two soccer referees have lost their jobs after drunkenly stealing a street sign.
00:03 - Ice cream sandwich lawsuit
04:21 - Florida/Not Florida
11:22 - Someone stole a lot of cheese
18:32 - MVP
25:06 - Tattoo shop’s penis mural
31:23 - Soccer referees steal street sign
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This morning on The Morning After, a high school principal put the PAL in principal by holding the beer bong, a startup wants to install a camera on your toilet to take pictures of your poop, we fed a ‘piggy’ a Snickers on Missed Connections, a woman’s picture of the Aurora Borealis was just lights from a tomato plant, our MVP got a DUI on a Zamboni, a rooster named Rico is headed to court in France, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Principal holds beer bong
08:18 - Camera takes pictures of your poop
13:14 - Missed Connections
21:14 - ‘Aura’ from the tomato plant
26:06 - MVP
34:57 - Loud rooster headed to court
39:46 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman attacked her husband while watching TV on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a family in New Jersey has added breast milk to their diet, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man in Florida hit his neighbor in the head with a bag of dog poop, our MVP made a dish for the pot luck that got over 40 people sick, a man discovered his brother having sex with his wife in the backseat of a car while his mother was behind the steering wheel, and a church started showing porn during a singalong.
00:03 - Why you mad, bro?
08:33 - Family adds breast milk to diet
14:55 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:44 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:06 - Man hits neighbor with bag of dog poop
31:36 - MVP
39:23 - Man finds brother having sex with wife with mom in car
45:12 - Church shows porn during singalong
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This morning on The Morning After, a landlord fined over the smell of ‘animal waste’ at a building he owned claims it was just a fart, there’s been more butter thefts in Canada, a man asked Google where church’s keep their money on Florida/Not Florida, police officers in Oregon want to play hide and seek with members of the public, our MVP didn’t strap the casket down properly in the hearse, a bird that was loose in a grocery store for four months has finally been caught, and an airline will start shaming ‘gate lice.’
00:03 - Landlord says ‘animal waste’ was just a fart
07:32 - More butter thefts in Canada
14:49 - Florida/Not Florida
22:45 - Police officers want to play hide and seek
27:39 - MVP
34:18 - Bird loose in grocery store finally caught
38:10 - Shaming ‘gate lice’
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was forced to eat bananas after eating a stolen necklace, a woman got trapped between two boulders while trying to retrieve her phone, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a remote village recently got the Internet for the first time, our MVP pretended to be a security guard to see Taylor Swift, a pizza shop’s best selling menu item included a side of cocaine, and park goers at Sea World got covered in killer whale poop.
00:03 - Man forced to eat bananas
08:45 - Woman stuck between two boulders
13:31 - Florida/Not Florida
22:09 - Remote village gets the Internet
26:54 - MVP
35:40 - Pizza with a side of cocaine
41:02 - Park goers covered in poop
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This morning on The Morning After, a man being investigated by the FBI asked Google how he would know if he’s being investigated by the FBI, a woman had her child help her steal stuff from Target on Florida/Not Florida, someone didn’t proofread the t-shirts for When We Were Young, our MVP is no longer a CrimeStopper, King Conker has been cleared of any wrongdoing, and a guy in New York used a flamethrower to clear out a bee’s nest.
00:03 - Man wants to know if FBI is investigating him
05:33 - Florida/Not Florida
13:45 - When We Were Young t-shirt typos
20:08 - MVP
27:42 - King Conker cleared
32:33 - Man uses flamethrower on bee’s nest
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This morning on The Morning After, a man in Greece was convicted of breaking into his neighbors’ homes to smell their shoes, a woman who took her chair after being fired was forced to return it, PartyFam Andy joined us for Missed Connections, our MVP picked the wrong pizzeria to rob, an airport recently instituted a maximum hug time of three minutes, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man breaks into home to smell shoes
09:09 - Woman has to return office chair
13:52 - Missed Connections
24:31 - MVP
31:51 - Maximum hug time
36:45 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was charged with extortion after asking the man having sex with his wife to pay him $3,000, a live cockroach was found in a man’s intestines, thieves stole 100 right-footed shoes from a store in Cincinnati, our MVP should have installed a fire alarm, the best bathroom in America has been crowned, and two Olivia Rodrigo fans having sex flooded a train station.
00:03 - Man charged with extortion over cheating payment
07:38 - Live cockroach found inside man’s intestines
13:16 - Thieves steal 100 right-footed shoes
19:51 - MVP
26:37 - The best bathroom in America
31:58 - Olivia Rodrigo fans flood train station
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This morning on The Morning After, a man lived his entire life not knowing he had three penises, a chess champion hid a cell phone in a bathroom stall, somebody had a flamethrower and a flashlight on Florida/Not Florida, they blow up dead horses in Wyoming’s back country, our MVP couldn’t wait to wear the boots he stole, people got into fistfights over Wicked-inspired Stanley cups, and a new robot finger could replace the real thing during prostate exams.
00:03 - Man didn’t know he had three penises
08:17 - Chess champion hides phone in bathroom
15:10 - Florida/Not Florida
21:21 - Dead horses blown up in Wyoming
28:14 - MVP
36:23 - People fight over ‘Wicked’ Stanley cups
42:06 - Robot finger will perform prostate exams
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman sued her former employer after she didn’t receive a farewell card, an opera in Germany is causing people to need medical assistance, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we have controversy at the World Conker Championship, our MVP wants the plane to turn around, a zoo in China didn’t tell people that shark they came to see was actually a robot shark, and a horde of rabbits has taken over a Washington town.
00:03 - Woman sues over lack of farewell card
09:24 - Opera causing people to need assistance
14:43 - Florida/Not Florida
23:55 - Controversy at World Conker Championship
29:01 - MVP
37:21 - Robot Shark
42:27 - Horde of rabbits takes over town
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This morning on The Morning After, hackers recently took over peoples’ vacuums, a man stole a car to see his probation officer on Florida/Not Florida, breakdancers performing head spins can develop a ‘headspin hole,’ our MVP didn’t get it his way at Burger King, the World Conker Championships happened this weekend, and a TikToker set up a petting zoo at a bank.
00:03 - Hackers take over vacuums
05:20 - Florida/Not Florida
11:21 - Breakdancers can develop a ‘headspin hole’
17:09 - MVP
26:42 - World Conker Championship
31:16 - TikToker sets up petting zoo at bank
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This morning on The Morning After, Gen Z is bringing back ‘crotch cleavage,’ the Cookie Monster loves speeding almost as much as he loves cookies, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a teacher in Colorado has been suspended after drawing penises on papers and in yearbooks, are MVP tried to teach his 9-year old to drive, a suspicious package wasn’t suspicious at all, and a woman claims she was concussed by falling cauliflower.
00:03 - Crotch cleavage
07:22 - Cookie Monster wanted for speeding
11:18 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
18:00 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
24:32 - Teacher draws penises on papers and yearbooks
30:15 - MVP
38:28 - Suspicious package isn’t that suspicious
41:44 - Woman concussed by falling cauliflower
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This morning on The Morning After, a word of caution for those over 55 that are still vigorously masturbating, a dad left behind the secret to winning the Cracker Barrel peg game, both Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union and Tyler Kring from the Michigan Sugar Company joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we have the results from this year’s Fat Bear Week, our MVP should have checked his plane before takeoff, Houston police are searching for the ‘Slippery Bandits,’ former Detroit Lions kicker Eddie Murray joined us, and Plaidturday happened recently in northern Michigan.
00:03 - Warning to those older man still masturbating
07:56 - Man leaves behind Cracker Barrel game secret
14:35 - Florida/Not Florida
23:16 - Fat Bear Week results
26:46 - MVP
34:43 - Houston is searching for the Slippery Bandits
40:17 - Eddie Murray Interview
55:54 - Plaidturday in Northern Michigan
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This morning on The Morning After, an old man got punched in the head on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a woman’s house became overrun with raccoons, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a kid had a screw stuck in his nose for two years, our MVP was upset with her cold, uncut pizza, a neighborly dispute turned into a tourist attraction, and Adam is a secret Owler.
00:03 - Why you mad, bro?
10:05 - Woman’s home overrun with raccoons
16:11 - Florida/Not Florida
26:06 - Kid has screw in nose for two years
32:11 - MVP
41:05 - Dispute turns into tourist attraction
47:57 - Adam is a secret Owler
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This morning on The Morning After, two ‘priceless’ beer cans were thrown away at a museum, someone got stabbed over stolen Vienna sausages on Florida/Not Florida, a widow ate her husband’s ashes after discovering he hired escorts, our MVP was upset over a $100 strip club debt, a man was charged after interfering with a deputy that was doing CPR, and a man broke in and did a woman’s chores.
00:03 - ‘Priceless’ beer cans thrown away
05:17 - Florida/Not Florida
13:05 - Widow eats husband’s ashes
18:51 - MVP
28:43 - Man charged after interfering with CPR
34:15 - Man broke in and did chores
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This morning on The Morning After, Pasadena has a ‘Pee Bandit,’ a food delivery company in the UK will now deliver sex toys, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, there’s a new drone that will pick up your dog poop, our MVP is the mother of an NFL wide receiver, don’t use that massage gun on your eyeballs, and the shrimp at the Louisiana Shrimp and Petroleum Festival wasn’t from Louisiana.
00:03 - Pasadena Pee Bandit
09:46 - Food delivery company will deliver sex toys
15:15 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:07 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:28 - Drone to pick up dog poop
35:00 - MVP
43:11 - Don’t use massage gun on eyes
47:19 - Shrimp at festival wasn’t from Louisiana
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This morning on The Morning After, a surgeon is being investigated after using his Swiss Army knife to operate on a patient, this year’s Fat Bear Week bracket reveal was postponed, Sugar Daddy Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman named Marijuana Pepsi has never smoked weed and doesn’t like pop, our MVP was upset over an inflatable Ronald McDonald, parrots have taken over a town in Brazil, and a father convinced his 14-year old to commit armed robbery.
00:03 - Surgeon uses Swiss Army knife to operate
10:09 - Fat Bear Week bracket reveal postponed
16:06 - Florida/Not Florida
24:43 - Marijuana Pepsi
29:12 - MVP
38:24 - Parrots take over town in Argentina
42:35 - Dad convinces 14-year old to commit crime
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This morning on The Morning After, a man high on shrooms cut off his penis with an ax and stored it in a jar filled with snow, a drunk man tried to fight a python (and lost), the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the woman that once married a ghost claims another ghost tried to drown her, our MVP stole a woman’s vehicle while she was performing a field sobriety test, a goat found himself running a half-marathon, and China recently experienced their first ever ‘poo-cano.’
00:03 - Man high on shrooms cuts off penis
07:07 - Drunk guy fights a python
11:29 - Florida/Not Florida
19:07 - Woman claims ghost tried to drown her
24:12 - MVP
31:32 - Goat runs half-marathon
36:21 - China’s first ‘poo-cano’
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This morning on The Morning After, a town in the UK is hosting a Robin Hood-themed scavenger hunt and sex party this weekend, a man was frightened for his neighbor when she went for a run, a pizza delivery guy got an eyeful on Missed Connections, we’ve determined that chicken is the most dangerous food to eat while driving, our MVP has a thing for feet, a sex doll company is working on making them lighter, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - UK town hosting Robin Hood-themed sex party
08:07 - Neighbor worried about running woman
12:18 - Missed Connections
21:02 - Man eating chicken crashes into apartment
25:07 - MVP
32:01 - Lighter sex dolls
37:11 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to the ‘Hungry Prowler,’ we had an update on the dart player that farted, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, the Prime Minister of Poland has proclaimed open season on beavers, Jason Gower joined us to answer all of your legal questions, and Fat Bear Week Junior is upon us!
00:03 - The Hungry Prowler
08:51 - MA Update
12:58 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:58 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:09 - Open season on beavers
30:19 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
39:36 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
50:54 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
60:05 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
68:02 - Fat Bear Week Junior
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This morning on The Morning After, a ‘Bridgerton’ party in Detroit was a total bust, a darts player claims it was the velcro on his pants that made that noise and not a fart, we had bugs at the library on Florida/Not Florida, Adam is worried about a potential banana shortage, our MVP beat her roommate for mopping while she was trying to cook, we had an update on the man missing part of his skull in Nashville, and a man in Thailand stole his uncle’s bones to pay off his gambling debt.
00:03 - Detroit ‘Bridgerton’ party was a bust
09:45 - Darts player lets out massive fart
15:48 - Florida/Not Florida
23:17 - Potential banana shortage worries Adam
28:07 - MVP
36:25 - MA Update
40:46 - Man steals bones to pay gambling debt
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman’s arms ‘exploded’ following a strenuous workout, five people were arrested after convincing a couple of women in Spain that they were Brad Pitt, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a not-so-dead woman was surprised to see her name and picture in the obituaries, our MVP was hot people, and a TikTok Trend has people searching for ‘Canadian Grapes.’
00:03 - Woman’s arms ‘explode’ after workout
08:23 - Brad Pitt scam
13:58 - Florida/Not Florida
25:06 - Not-so-dead woman in obituaries
29:27 - MVP
39:21 - TikTok Trend
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This morning on The Morning After, a man in Spain had to go to the hospital after getting an apple stuck in his butt, a photographer told kids he wanted to ‘eat their souls’ during school picture day, a man needed help ordering tacos on Missed Connections, Vladimir Putin wants Russians to have sex at work, our MVP had fantasy football beef, two men with the same name that are not related have been sentenced for their crimes, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man has apple stuck in butt
07:27 - Photographer wants to ‘eat souls’
12:46 - Missed Connections
23:45 - Putin wants you to have sex at work
29:02 - MVP
37:58 - Two Bernies sentenced for stealing
41:43 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man filled a cup with human waste to win a new car, a man accused of masturbating in public claims he was just sanding the handle on his paint roller, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man set a ‘wee trap’ after people kept peeing in his driveway, our MVP was upset that she was left at the bar, a zoo in China admits that it’s pandas are just painted dogs, and passengers on a recent flight experienced headaches, bloody noses, and bloody ears.
00:03 - Poo cup leads to car win
10:16 - Masturbating man was just sanding
15:36 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:55 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:14 - Wee trap
34:32 - MVP
42:45 - Another zoo painted dogs
47:18 - Passengers get headaches, bloody noses
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This morning on The Morning After, a man that lost his penis in a motorcycle accident is having the best sex of his life, a Florida man stole $30 from a teenager raising money for his football team, Matt DeVries from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, residents in Nashville are worried about a man walking around with half his skull missing, our MVP got trapped inside the car he was trying to steal, two squirrels caused a train delay, and a woman that married herself has now divorced herself.
00:03 - Man lost penis in motorcycle accident
07:29 - Florida man steals $30 from teenager
13:44 - Florida/Not Florida
24:24 - Nashville man with half of skull missing
28:55 - MVP
36:30 - Two squirrels cause train delay
41:10 - MA Update
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman was arrested for a dildo assault for the second time, the new TikTok Trend is eating dirt, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, an ATM in Kentucky was spitting out fake movie money, our MVP cut off someone’s thumb with a machete, an 8-year old took her family’s SUV on a joy ride to Starbucks, and a man in the UK is upset after a bus company put a portable toilet in front of his home.
00:03 - Woman arrested for dildo assault for second time
08:17 - TikTok Trend
14:12 - Florida/Not Florida
22:30 - Kentucky ATM spits out movie money
26:23 - MVP
33:21 - 8-year old goes on joy ride to Starbucks
40:15 - Bus company puts toilet in front of house
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This morning on The Morning After, a couple was caught having sex in a stranger’s driveway, a woman was charged with assault after shooting her neighbor with a water gun, a woman was masturbating on the bus on Missed Connections, a bag of Fritos led a man to steal a car, our MVP wasn’t as lucky as his name would suggest, a naked man in Alabama tried to steal a police car, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Couple have sex in stranger’s driveway
08:40 - Woman shoots neighbor with water gun
14:45 - Missed Connections
23:10 - Bag of Fritos leads to car theft
28:20 - MVP
35:53 - Naked man tries to steal police car
41:23 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man attached a cucumber to a woman’s car to fulfill his sexual desires, we introduced you to ‘The Wedding Destroyer,’ Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man placed a fake bomb is his car to avoid having it repossessed, our MVP is peeing in the candles at a Dollar Tree in Indiana, we had an update on the woman that was in a relationship with an airplane, and Britain’s crime minister had her purse stolen at a meeting of police officers.
00:03 - Man sticks cucumber on woman’s car
09:43 - The Wedding Destroyer
15:10 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:46 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:25 - Fake bomb to avoid repossession
33:41 - MVP
44:53 - MA Update
49:26 - Britain’s crime minister has purse stolen
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This morning on The Morning After, a brawl broke out during the wedding bouquet toss, a pack of otters attacked a woman out for a run, Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, health officials in Australia want you to know that it’s OK to poop at work, our MVP is allergic to your mom, men with large penises are now being asked to put cucumbers in their shopping carts at the grocery store, and we now know why an open casket was placed in a Warren park.
00:03 - Brawl breaks out during bouquet toss
07:14 - Angry otters attack running woman
12:31 - Florida/Not Florida
21:59 - It’s OK to poop at work
27:18 - MVP
35:18 - Cucumbers in cart mean you have a big penis
40:34 - Reason open casket was in Warren park
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This morning on The Morning After, a man brought a casserole to the police station, a disabled Cybertruck in Seattle has become a tourist destination, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a Michigan woman claims her house received unwanted renovations for the second time, our MVP was found naked in a garbage can, and three good samaritans tried to save a cat stranded on the highway in Los Angeles.
00:03 - Man makes casserole for police officers
09:15 - Disabled Cybertruck has become tourist destination
14:19 - Florida/Not Florida
23:50 - Woman gets unwanted home renovations
29:26 - MVP
37:15 - Good Samaritans can’t save stranded cat
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman ordered a croissant lamp minus the lamp, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida for the final time this season, you shouldn’t store your guns in the oven, our MVP shipped himself to his ex-girlfriend’s place, a ‘rubber’ in the UK means something different than it does here, and the governor of New Hampshire helped a choking contestant during a lobster roll eating contest.
00:03 - Croissant lamp is missing lamp
06:05 - Florida/Not Florida
14:48 - Don’t store guns in the oven
19:48 - MVP
27:07 - ‘Rubber’ means something different in the UK
32:07 - Governor helps choking contestant
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman attempted to steal a casket with a body in it, a man quit his job as a lawyer to focus on his gravy wrestling career, we got milky on Missed Connections, a man used a homemade flamethrower to try and unlock a door, our MVP asked cops to test his meth, we had an update on the principal that received a lap dance from his school’s mascot, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Woman attempts to steal casket with body
08:18 - Man quits job for gravy wrestling
15:05 - Missed Connections
24:14 - Man uses flamethrower to unlock door
28:08 - MVP
35:59 - MA Update
39:18 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was punched after giving another man a compliment about a car, a new TikTok Trend has people committing fraud, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a couple of guys in Canada loaded a bear up into their van and drove him ten hours to Windsor, our MVPs robbed people for views, a man’s bad breath was caused by a cockroach stuck in his throat, and a house for sale in New Jersey comes with three unique features.
00:03 - Man punched after giving compliment
08:53 - TikTok Trend
15:48 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:30 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
30:11 - Canadian men load bear into van
36:41 - MVP
45:40 - Bad breath caused by cockroach
50:40 - NJ home comes with three alpacas
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This morning on The Morning After, a man beat up two people on ‘Why you mad, bro?’, one of the 1000-lb sisters claims she was bit by a camel, a man should have hidden his stolen boat better on Florida/Not Florida, someone stole 3,000 pears, our MVPs should not have been driving, forest officials in India are peeing on teddy bears to attract wolves, and people in the UK are stealing meats and cheeses to sell on Facebook Marketplace.
00:03 - Why you mad, bro?
11:12 - 1,000-lb sister claims she was bit by camel
18:13 - Florida/Not Florida
25:31 - Someone stole 3,000 pears
30:14 - MVP
38:11 - Forest officials peeing on teddy bears
44:02 - UK residents stealing meats and cheeses
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This morning on The Morning After, a naked Clemson student attacked his roommate on a bus, both Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons and the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman started setting fires to flirt with firefighters, our MVP is much worse than a porch pirate, a woman claims she’s being evicted after sending her rent to the wrong Venmo account, and a bar in the UK had to tell its’ employees to stop scratching their butts.
00:03 - Naked Clemson student attacks roommate
06:25 - Florida/Not Florida
16:01 - Woman sets fires to flirt with firefighters
20:18 - MVP
28:28 - Woman sends rent to wrong Venmo account
34:42 - Bar employees won’t stop scratching butts
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This morning on The Morning After, an elderly Italian woman lost in the woods befriended a fox, a man with a knife ran into a restaurant owner with two, bigger knives, we washed our hair on Missed Connections, a lonely, horny dolphin is attacking people in Japan, our MVP was had gallons of pee at his disposal, a man tried to force people to buy his meth by threatening them with a machete, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Lost elderly woman befriends fox
08:32 - Man with knife meets man with bigger knives
13:45 - Missed Connections
24:35 - Lonely, horny dolphin attacking people
30:12 - MVP
40:10 - Man with machete wants you to buy meth
45:15 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, an Amazon customer doesn’t know why he received poop, a museum is allowing you to visit their exhibit naked (if you wear shoes), Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a car rolled into a river while a couple was inside having sex, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and an HOA wants kids to stop playing outside.
00:03 - Customer finds poop in Amazon package
10:46 - You must wear shoes at nude exhibit
15:39 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:59 - Car rolls into river while couple having sex
35:17 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
44:23 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
53:39 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
63:51 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
74:02 - HOA wants kids to stop playing outside
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This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to San Diego’s Bubble Man, an ‘injured’ bald eagle was just too fat to fly, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, an out-of-stater won the Kentucky State Fair’s cake cook-off, our MVPs left their coworker on the side of a mountain, a surgeon let his teenage daughter drill a hole in a patient’s head, and prisoners in Georgia only want sex, cell phones, and chicken pot pie.
00:03 - San Diego’s Bubble Man
09:27 - ‘Injured’ bald eagle just fat
14:13 - Florida/Not Florida
25:01 - Out-of-stater wins cake contest
30:01 - MVP
37:54 - Surgeon lets daughter use drill
44:40 - Sex, cell phones, and chicken pot pie
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This morning on The Morning After, a man thinks he has the world’s smallest penis, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a ‘missing’ child was found on the top of his apartment building by a TV helicopter, our MVP called the cops after a prostitute stole from him, a man didn’t know he had been stabbed in the head with scissors, and a woman pulled a gun at a rescue after they wouldn’t give her a dog.
00:03 - Man thinks he has world’s smallest penis
06:25 - Florida/Not Florida
15:59 - ‘Missing’ kid found on roof of apt. building
20:22 - MVP
31:00 - Man unaware he was stabbed with scissors
36:30 - Woman pulls gun at dog rescue
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This morning on The Morning After, we took a trip to Monkey Forest, a pair of cousins were arrested for getting married in Kentucky, somebody farted on Missed Connections, we had fun at the Tennessee State Fair, our MVP charged a woman’s family $15,000 for breaking a lease after she died, a man tried to trap people inside a Starbucks with a bike lock, and we wrapped up the show with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man has complaint about monkey forest
07:41 - Cousins arrested for getting married
13:38 - Missed Connections
23:56 - Fun at the Tennessee State Fair
30:50 - MVP
39:23 - Man tries to trap people inside Starbucks
43:16 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was bit in the balls by a snake while sitting on the toilet, a thief stopped to read a book, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man being mauled by a bear was shot by his friend, our MVP got involved in her daughter’s bus stop brawl, a restaurant in California served a 2-year old wine instead of apple juice, and a man stole a truck when his ride didn’t show up after he was released from prison.
00:03 - Man bit by snake while on the toilet
09:10 - Thief stops to read a book
15:35 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:36 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
30:11 - Man being mauled shot by friend
35:57 - MVP
45:18 - 2-year old served win instead of juice
51:42 - Man steals truck after ride doesn’t show
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman wanted by police was arrested after she joined Macklemore on stage at a concert in Slovakia, security guards are checking players’ butts at chess tournaments, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union went for his sixth win-in-a-row on Florida/Not Florida, a woman claimed her daughter got pregnant from underwear they purchased online, our MVP shouldn’t be getting in trouble this early in the school year, a passenger with a bleeding head was removed from a flight, and a man visiting his probation officer forgot to leave his drugs at home.
00:03 - Wanted woman joins Macklemore on stage
09:17 - Security guards checking chess players’ butts
16:42 - Florida/Not Florida
26:08 - Woman claims daughter got pregnant from underwear
30:06 - MVP
40:17 - Passenger with bleeding head removed from flight
47:02 - Man visiting probation officer has drugs
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was arrested for impersonating a pizza shop owner, multiple flights in Japan were canceled after someone misplaced a pair of scissors, a woman threw ravioli on Florida/Not Florida, a man in Australia got smacked by a whale tail, our MVP wanted to return candy he had purchased, a hospital lost a piece of a man’s skull, and we had controversy at the World Pokemon Championship.
00:03 - Man impersonates pizza shop owner
10:32 - Flights canceled after scissors misplaced
16:59 - Florida/Not Florida
25:23 - Man on boat hit by whale’s tail
29:22 - MVP
39:59 - Hospital loses piece of man’s skull
46:45 - Controversy at Pokemon Championship
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This morning on The Morning After, a man had to be rescued after jumping into a lake to evade police, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a doctor forgot his hearing aids and couldn’t hear his patient screaming in pain, our MVP is former Detroit Lions offesnive tacklet Gosder Cherilus, a woman used her company’s credit card to buy nearly $1 million in TikTok coins, and a small town in Michigan has elected a horse mayor.
00:03 - Man needs to be rescued from lake
05:07 - Florida/Not Florida
14:23 - Doctor forgets to wear hearing aids
20:49 - MVP
30:39 - Woman uses company card to buy TikTok coins
37:50 - MI town elects horse mayor
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman ran over her boyfriend en route to couple’s therapy, a man rear-ended a police car in Detroit while driving and eating chicken wings, we met Wheelie the Weiner Dog on Missed Connections, we had an update on the Detroit judge that put a teenager in handcuffs while she was visiting the courtroom on a field trip, our MVP was an 8-year old with a baseball bat, a man woke up with a deer in his bed, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Woman runs over boyfriend
08:56 - Man rear-ends cop while eating chicken
15:47 - Missed Connections
25:13 - MA Update
31:27 - MVP
39:09 - Man wakes up with deer in bed
44:24 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a naked man was walking his dog in San Antonio, the recent hurricane has washed all sorts of cocaine on shore, a crossing guard in Australia has been banned from giving kids ‘high fives,’ our MVP could either be the girl that fell asleep in a courtroom during a field trip or the judge that put her in handcuffs and a jumpsuit, and the woman that flashed the portal is now claiming that she had sex on her father’s grave.
00:03 - Naked man walking dog
08:40 - Cocaine washing up on shore
13:38 - Crossing guard can’t give high fives
20:11 - MVP
29:37 - Model has sex on father’s grave
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This morning on The Morning After, a dentist battered her husband with a birthday burrito, TikTok docs don’t want you spreading feces on your face, a man called police for a jump on Florida/Not Florida, ’Naked In A Cave’ in New York has been canceled, our MVP offered a homeowner $50,000 after he drove through her yard, the captain of a submarine has been disciplined after filming a sex tape, and don’t keep your drugs in a bag labeled ‘Bag of Drugs.’
00:03 - Birthday burrito battering
07:58 - Don’t put poop on your face
14:31 - Florida/Not Florida
22:52 - ‘Naked In A Cave’ canceled
30:15 - MVP
39:18 - Sub captain makes sex tape
46:23 - ‘Bag of Drugs’ filled with drugs
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This morning on The Morning After, a man stabbed his roommate on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a thief in Thailand had an interesting reason for stealing underwear, a man tried to break into jail on Florida/Not Florida, the world’s strongest beer makes your tongue go numb, our MVP stole nudes from a phone he was working on, a woman that stole $1.5 million in chicken wings from a school district has been sentenced, and a thief in California left behind an apology note.
00:03 - Why you mad, bro?
11:14 - Interesting reason to steal underwear
18:50 - Florida/Not Florida
26:38 - World’s strongest beer
32:13 - MVP
39:57 - MA Update
45:13 - Thief leaves apology note
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This morning on The Morning After, a city in Canada has an issue with people pooping on their beach, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a chess player tried to poison her rival, our MVP did some ‘sexual stealing’ to satisfy his ‘sexual feeling,’ a man in Metro Detroit told a judge to kiss his ass, and a man is suing an ice cream museum in NYC after he sprained his ankle in their sprinkle pool.
00:03 - Canadian beach has poop problem
04:56 - Florida/Not Florida
15:10 - Chess player tries to poison rival
21:04 - MVP
29:29 - Man tells judge to kiss his ass
35:07 - Sprinkle pool lawsuit
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman went on a tirade after a family set up shop on ‘her’ section of the beach, Graffiti Alley in Ann Arbor is being covered in FARTS, a man received a response from his mom on Missed Connections, ‘Steven Seagull’ has been banned from a store in England for stealing chips, our MVP stole money from her church to give to her favorite TikTok creators, a drug mule got caught with drugs twice in the same week, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Woman upset about family on ‘her’ beach
07:34 - Graffiti Alley covered in FARTS
13:21 - Missed Connections
23:15 - ‘Steven Seagull’ banned from store
29:12 - MVP
38:02 - Drug mule caught twice with drugs
41:02 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man had the tip of his penis amputated on ‘Gruesome Story, Peppy Music,’ Crowdstrike is offering its partners effected by the data outage at $10 Uber Eats gift card, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man wanted for resisting arrest resisted arrest, our MVP posted about their successful robberies on Instagram, a man that stole a firetruck couldn’t figure out how to release the parking brake, and a psychic couldn’t predict the fire at their own business.
00:03 - Gruesome story, peppy music
09:05 - Crowdstrike offers partners gift cards
14:08 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:27 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:10 - Man wanted for resisting arrest resists arrest
32:57 - MVP
40:21 - Thief can’t release firetruck’s parking brake
45:12 - Psychic couldn’t predict fire at own business
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This morning on The Morning After, a drunk, shirtless man in Florida called police for a ride when he shouldn’t have, the ‘Pole Assassin’ is officially off the market, a ‘dirty burglar’ broke into a home to take a shower on Florida/Not Florida, Disney World has NOT banned farting in their park, our MVP was not happy about the possibility of a prenup, and workers trying to restore power in Toronto are having poop thrown at them.
00:03 - Drunk, shirtless man calls poilce for a ride
08:01 - MA Update
15:00 - Florida/Not Florida
23:25 - Disney World has NOT banned farting
29:34 - MVP
39:22 - Workers restoring power have poop thrown at them
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This morning on The Morning After, a broken jar of salsa closed a pool in Massachusetts, a tortoise caused train delays in England, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined used to play Florida/Not Florida, we may or may have not heard the world’s longest dog fart, our MVP called 911 over 400 times, we remind you to not bring a hammer to a knife fight, and sharks in Brazil recently tested positive for cocaine.
00:03 - Broken jar of salsa closes pool
08:48 - Tortoise causes train delays
14:14 - Florida/Not Florida
25:33 - World’s longest dog fart
29:27 - MVP
38:18 - Don’t bring a hammer to a knife fight
41:50 - Sharks test positive for cocaine
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This morning on The Morning After, the World Gravy Wrestling Championship is having trouble getting participants, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, authorities in Florida are asking people to avoid taking selfies with a ‘depressed’ bear, our MVPs claim two prisoners were able to escape after shapeshifting into cats, a new study says that the reward you get from pornography is better than the reward you get from gambling or video games, and there’s a new cheese museum open in France.
00:03 - World Gravy Wrestling Championship
06:56 - Florida/Not Florida
16:16 - Don’t take selfies with ‘depressed’ bear
20:36 - MVP
28:55 - Porn rewards better than gambling and games
34:53 - Cheese museum opens in France
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman and her two daughters beat up a Sam’s Club employee on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ Tacoma now knows who the human finger found in a driveway belongs to, we got waxed on Missed Connections, two jet skis have been left on the side of the road in Philadelphia, our MVP is hoping ‘The Emperor’ gives him new clothes, a field hockey player had a finger amputated to make sure he didn’t miss this year’s Olympics, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Why you mad, bro?
08:36 - Tacoma knows who finger belongs to
14:14 - Missed Connections
25:36 - Jet skis abandoned in Philadelphia
32:40 - MVP
41:17 - Field hockey player gets finger amputated
47:20 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man tried to sell drugs to an undercover police officer in a police station parking lots, thieves broke into a business hosting a police dog training exercise, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a rescue recently took in a potty-mouthed parrot, our MVP tried to make a deposit at the bank while naked, authorities are looking for a tourist who grinded up on a famous statue in Italy, and a man’s luggage was left on the tarmac.
00:03 - Man tries to sell drugs in police station parking lot
09:19 - Thieves break into business hosting police dogs
13:49 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:22 - Rescue takes in potty-mouthed parrot
31:17 - MVP
38:59 - Woman grinds on famous statue
43:55 - Man’s luggage left on tarmac
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This morning on The Morning After, a man jumped in the ocean to avoid giving his girlfriend the passcode to his phone, a woman claims those with big butts can set off the x-ray scanners at airports, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a spectator threw chips at a Tour de France cyclist, our MVPs got in a fight at the gynecologist’s office, we learned that sheep jump higher than goats when they eat weed, and rapper Desiigner blames his mid-air masturbation session on mushrooms.
00:03 - Man jumps in ocean to avoid giving passcode
09:42 - Big butts set off x-ray scanners
14:09 - Florida/Not Florida
23:59 - Spectator throws chips at cyclist
27:47 - MVP
37:55 - Sheep jump higher than goats when on weed
42:34 - Desiigner blames shrooms for flight problems
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This morning on The Morning After, a hot air balloon festival in UK featured only four balloons, a new dating app correlates hand size to penis size to make a match, a drunk, one-legged man was mowing a lawn on Florida/Not Florida, Colombia has too much cocaine, our MVP just wanted chicken strips, and park rangers at Yosemite would like you to take your toilet paper with you when you leave.
00:03 - Hot air balloon festival has four balloons
08:57 - New app correlates hand to penis size
13:30 - Florida/Not Florida
20:46 - Colombia has too much cocaine
26:27 - MVP
35:12 - Take your TP out of Yosemite
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was caught after not showing up for work for six years when they tried to give him an award, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, law enforcement agencies in California are warning residents to not accept hugs, our MVP stole from the same TJ Maxx thirty times, TSA agents thought a woman had a giant sex toy in her luggage, and a llama had no interest in seeing the dentist.
00:03 - Man doesn’t go to work for six years
06:07 - Florida/Not Florida
15:59 - Authorities say don’t accept hugs
20:54 - MVP
29:06 - TSA thinks woman traveling with sex toy
34:36 - Llama doesn’t want to go to the dentist
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This morning on The Morning After, two nude men and a pirate with a blowtorch battled it out in San Francisco, a man went to an open house and moved all his stuff in, there were a bunch of cuties at the flea market on Missed Connections, a woman was slashing the tires of Waymo cars equipped with cameras, our MVP bit a flight attendant, a man on an inner tube drifted at sea for 19 hours after falling asleep, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Two nude men vs. pirate with blowtorch
08:12 - Man moves in during open house
13:34 - Missed Connections
24:45 - Woman slashing Waymo cab tires
28:41 - MVP
37:33 - Man drifts away on inner tube
41:50 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, two women cut off their sugar daddy’s thumb after he passed away, a man’s to-do list included stealing, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a 108-year old woman says there’s three things that have helped her live longer, our MVP left his kid behind after stealing beer, a man thought it was a good idea to get naked at a waterpark, and two employees at a dealership took a $97,000 car for a joyride.
00:03 - Women cut off sugar daddy’s thumb
08:24 - To-do list includes stealing
14:02 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:26 - 108-year old woman’s keys to a long life
33:03 - MVP
42:56 - Man gets naked at a waterpark
48:20 - Car dealership take $97,000 car for a joy ride
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This morning on The Morning After, an Arkansas man claims he was ‘hoodwinked’ by a Las Vegas stripper, there’s claims that one of the contestants in the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest cheated, a man flipped his golf cart and peed his pants on Florida/Not Florida, a sword that was stuck in a wall for centuries has gone missing, our MVP was caught with rodents in his pants, a couple was arrested after their margarita butt chug video went viral, and a mall has been forced to put up ‘No Gnome’ signs.
00:03 - Man ‘hoodwinked’ by Las Vegas stripper
08:48 - Cheating at hot dog eating contest
14:42 - Florida/Not Florida
22:45 - Sword stuck in wall is missing
28:04 - MVP
37:41 - Margarita butt chug arrest
44:58 - No gnomes sign at mall
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This morning on The Morning After, a man in England is accused of having sex with a tree, a cyclist in the Tour de France has been fined for kissing his wife during the race, a man peed on deli sandwiches on Florida/Not Florida, there’s a Gnome Restoration Society in Canada, our MVPs got into a brawl at a family reunion, a woman regrets getting her debit card PIN tattooed on her ankle, and a woman left her social security card behind after a dine-and-dash.
00:03 - Man accused of having sex with tree
08:27 - Cyclist fined for kissing wife
14:01 - Florida/Not Florida
22:45 - Gnome Restoration Society
28:42 - MVP
39:05 - Woman gets PIN tattooed on ankle
44:00 - Dine-and-dasher leaves Social Security card
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This morning on The Morning After, you will soon need a ‘passport’ to watch porn in Spain, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, police in Wisconsin responded to the most Wisconsin complaint ever, our MVP set himself on fire and not the business he wanted to set on fire, an OnlyFans model is selling wine made with grapes she crushed with her own feet, and a woman is wondering why her AirPods are in prison.
00:03 - Spain introduces Porn Passport
05:59 - Florida/Not Florida
15:40 - The most Wisconsin complaint ever
19:37 - MVP
28:37 - Only Fans model selling wine made with feet
35:49 - Woman’s AirPods end up in prison
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This morning on The Morning After, a neighborhood is taking pictures of license plates to curb prostitution, a graduate student experienced severe burns on his genitals after using hair removal product, a woman used an Apple Watch as a weapon on Florida/Not Florida, a couple of tourists got into a fight over the perfect selfie, our MVP asked police to find her fake child in a real stolen vehicle, Iowa will now let 14-year olds drive to work, and we wrapped up the short week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - License plate pictures to curb prostitution
08:35 - Man burns genitals using hair removal cream
14:07 - Florida/Not Florida
23:02 - Tourists fight over perfect selfie spot
28:28 - MVP
37:38 - New Iowa law lets 14-year olds drive
42:42 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, there was a ‘cuddle kerfuffle’ in Florida, a cafe was forced to close after people living near it complained about the smell of bacon coming from it, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, two men are tasked with painting over penises at the Tour de France, our MVP hates scooters, a ‘pooseum’ recently opened in Arizona, and a man tried to rob a bank of a single penny.
00:03 - Cuddle Kerfuffle
07:42 - Cafe forced to close due to bacon smell
12:52 - Florida/Not Florida
23:18 - Men paint over penises at Tour de France
26:58 - MVP
37:41 - ‘Pooseum’ opens in Arizona
42:24 - Man tries to rob bank of a single penny
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This morning on The Morning After, people in China are touching sheep butts to help reduce stress, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man in Philadelphia was stung in the eye by a bee, our MVP threw a tarantula at a tenant, residents in one Alabama town are concerned about a naked man wearing a ski mask, and a video game contest participant celebrated his win by breaking a $3,000 light.
00:03 - People in China touching sheep butts
06:12 - Florida/Not Florida
15:30 - Philadelphia man stung in eye by bee
20:32 - MVP
30:11 - Alabama residents worried about naked man
35:35 - Contest winner breaks $3,000 light
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This morning on The Morning After, a elderly HOA board member was caught pooping on someone’s house, a monster truck show in England only had one monster truck, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a funeral home employee picked up a woman that wasn’t dead, and attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions.
00:03 - HOA board member poops on house
10:18 - Monster truck show only had one truck
16:51 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
24:02 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
30:05 - Funeral home picks up woman that isn’t dead
34:29 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
44:55 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
52:38 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
1:01:24 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
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This morning on The Morning After, a man cut off another man’s nose with a sword on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a missing pet donkey was found living with a herd of elk, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, an AI version of a social influencer has gone rogue, our MVP does all of Nashville’s hair, an Olympic hopeful got stuck in a porta potty, and farmers in Denmark will soon be charged a tax on their animals’ farts.
00:03 - Why you mad, bro?
10:11 - Donkey found living with herd of elk
16:02 - Florida/Not Florida
26:16 - Social influencer’s AI goes rogue
30:54 - MVP
40:02 - Olympic hopeful stuck in porta potty
45:16 - Farmers taxed for animal farts
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This morning on The Morning After, a man on a tricycle got in an altercation with another man over a flashlight, a woman makes hundreds writing notes with her feet, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man in Missouri was caught having sex with the seat on a train, our MVP flew to Florida to attack a video game rival, a woman was caught giving botox injections in a parking lot, and a literal Pittsburgh pirate stole a boat to meet the Pittsburgh Pirates.
00:03 - Man on tricycle gets in fight over flashlight
07:49 - Woman writes notes with her feet
13:12 - Florida/Not Florida
21:09 - Man caught having sex with seat on train
25:29 - MVP
33:43 - Woman caught giving botox injections in parking lot
39:35 - Pittsburgh pirate steals boat to meet Pittsburgh Pirates
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This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on the lawyer that pooped in a Pringles can, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the Nuttin’ Butt Azz basketball tournament has been canceled, our MVPs are dueling porch pirates, Hong Kong would like its residents to smile more, and a couple of dudes in Burton saved a raccoon that was choking on a piece of cheese.
00:03 - MA Update
05:59 - Florida/Not Florida
16:17 - Nuttin’ Butt Azz basketball tournament canceled
22:13 - MVP
31:30 - Hong Kong wants residents to smile more
36:44 - Guys in Burton save choking raccoon
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman called 911 after she got ‘cold feet’ on a date, a Philadelphia festival needs help getting their meats and cheeses from atop a greasy pole, a man stole a collection of odd things on Florida/Not Florida, a man is suing Apple after his wife discovered he was texting hookers, our MVP is a true bro (even though he probably shouldn’t have been), The Sperminator has retired, and a psychic medium claims spirits force her to pound her drinks at the bar.
00:03 - Woman calls 911 after getting ‘cold feet’
06:40 - Meats and cheeses atop greasy pole
11:32 - Florida/Not Florida
19:07 - Man suing Apple over texts to hookers
25:48 - MVP
34:58 - The Sperminator has retired
40:41 - Psychic medium says spirits force her to pound drinks
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman brought a gun to a water fight on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ the former mayor Rio de Janeiro attended a Zoom meeting while on the toilet, a doctor with huge boobs made an appearance on Missed Connections, a lotto winner in Canada can’t remember where he bought his ticket, our MVP stole from a kid’s fundraising jar, a cop’s fake Instagram account helped catch a fugitive, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Why you mad, bro?
10:15 - Former mayor attends Zoom on toilet
16:23 - Missed Connections
25:42 - Lotto winner doesn’t remember where he bought ticket
31:05 - MVP
41:34 - Fugitive falls for fake Instagram account
45:40 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a clerk at a hotel accepted ground beef as payment, two camels got loose in Cedar Point, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, the guy that showed up to his Zoom hearing on a driving while license suspended charge while driving now has his learner’s permit, our MVP had a change of heart during his bank robbery attempt, and a photographer won an AI photo contest with a real picture.
00:03 - Hotel clerk accepts ground beef as payment
10:26 - Camels loose at Cedar Point
15:46 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:02 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:06 - MA Update
33:29 - MVP
41:30 - Real photo wins AI photo contest
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This morning on The Morning After, a man managed to break his penis horizontally, a judge has decided that you can be drunk while teaching in California, a woman couldn’t afford to get arrested on Florida/Not Florida, Pittsburgh needs more plumbers, our MVP threw a tantrum at his birthday party that included shooting at a police helicopter, a town in the UK is upset about the smell coming from the landfill next door, and Rice University’s underwear party has been canceled.
00:03 - Man broke his penis vertically
08:09 - You can teach elementary school drunk
14:06 - Florida/Not Florida
21:45 - Not enough plumbers in Pittsburgh
27:54 - MVP
36:12 - Town near landfill is upset about smell
41:27 - Rice University’s underwear party is canceled
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This morning on The Morning After, just because you can be naked in one place doesn’t mean you can be naked everywhere, a building that was almost done is already being torn down in Japan, a man with a stick wanted drugs on Florida/Not Florida, a 30-year old penguin recently had a kid with her ‘boy toy,’ our MVP tried to barter at the ice cream parlor, a woman is suing a company after a pot blew up and burned her crotch, and a man tried to take twenty cans of SPAM with him on a plane.
00:03 - You can’t be naked everywhere
08:50 - Nearly-finished condo already being torn down
15:10 - Florida/Not Florida
22:26 - 30-year old penguin has baby with ‘boy toy’
28:20 - MVP
36:46 - Woman suing after pot explosion
43:33 - Man takes 20 cans of SPAM on plane
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This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on Acid Farts getting banned from Sphere, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons stopped by to play Florida/Not Florida, a company in Spain created a suit you can wear to feel what your character is feeling when you play video games, our MVP used an iPad to try and rob a bank, a prison in Brazil is replacing their guard dogs with geese, and someone is suing Coldstone over the lack of pistachios in their pistachio ice cream.
00:03 - MA Update
05:57 - Florida/Not Florida
14:27 - Suit to feel what video game character feels
19:40 - MVP
27:43 - Prison replacing guard dogs with geese
32:20 - Coldstone sued over lack of pistachios
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This morning on The Morning After, a man’s intestines fell out after he coughed and sneezed at the same time, the city of Toronto would appreciate it if naked bike riders wiped off the bike when they’re done, it was Sundress Season on Missed Connections, a man has been banned from Sphere after doing a bong hit, our MVP wanted her carjacking to be legal, two different Lego heists have taken place in California, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man’s intestines fall out after cough/sneeze
09:37 - Naked bike riders asked to wipe bikes
14:51 - Missed Connections
24:29 - Man banned from Sphere for bong hit
31:29 - MVP
38:54 - Lego heists
44:31 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man spent 40 minutes pooping outside of a business in the UK, a waterfall in China has been pipe-enhanced, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had another update on the man that appeared on Zoom while driving for his suspended license hearing, our MVP bit off someone’s ear during a custody exchange, a giraffe tried to steal a baby at a safari park, and Michigan is now the country’s weed king!
00:03 - Man spends 40 minutes pooping outside business
07:34 - Waterfall is pipe-enhanced
14:12 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:06 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:53 - MA Update
36:45 - MVP
44:54 - Giraffe tries to steal baby
50:00 - Michigan is new weed king
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This morning on The Morning After, Zendaya’s new movie has introduced the ‘summer of threesomes,’ thieves are stealing fire hydrants in Los Angeles, a man hit a cop with his Stanley on Florida/Not Florida, flying spiders are invading New Jersey, our MVP crashed his car into a jail, a new study says drinking and sleeping while flying could kill you, and a peacock is on the loose in Saginaw.
00:03 - Summer of threesomes
09:48 - Thieves stealing fire hydrants
15:54 - Florida/Not Florida
24:04 - Flying spiders invading New Jersey
29:16 - MVP
37:43 - Drinking/sleeping while flying could kill you
43:33 - Peacock on the loose in Saginaw
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This morning on The Morning After, a remote tribe recently got the Internet, we had an update on the man that appeared on Zoom while driving for his license suspension hearing, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a new taste-enhancing spoon has hit the market, our MVP told police he was Mr. Monopoly, students in China are trying to make the smelliest concoctions possible, and authorities in Finland are playing classical music at beaches to deter teenagers.
00:03 - Remote tribe gets Internet
09:44 - MA Update
16:30 - Florida/Not Florida
26:03 - Taste-enhancing spoon
32:07 - MVP
40:35 - Students in China make smelly concoctions
47:11 - Playing classical music at beaches
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This morning on The Morning After, an activist held an epic press conference to denounce a teacher who filmed porn in the classroom, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, TikTok is suggesting we ingest castor oil (you shouldn’t), our MVP had trouble stopping after he started popping, police in Wisconsin are searching for a brisket bandit, and a delivery driver neglected to call a family whose house was on fire.
00:03 - Activist’s epic press conference
05:12 - Florida/Not Florida
15:57 - Don’t ingest castor oil
21:31 - MVP
31:24 - Brisket bandit
36:54 - Amazon driver doesn’t call about fire
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This morning on The Morning After, we talked about ‘ghost poops,’ a teenager bit a police officer in the Dick’s Sporting Goods, there was a lot of nonverbal communication on Missed Connections, feral super pigs from Canada are getting closer to the border, our MVP stole a motorcycle that was being raffled off for charity, somebody is cutting down pickleball nets in New York, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Ghost poop
09:11 - Teen bites police officer at Dick’s
13:39 - Missed Connections
24:12 - Feral Canadian super pigs are coming
30:07 - MVP
39:15 - Pickleball nets getting cut
44:30 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man with drugs and a warrant called police after he got lost in the woods, a supermarket owner wants you to stop licking his eggs, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a woman got upset at her sister’s for making fun of her after she peed her pants, our MVP attended a Zoom hearing for driving on a suspended license while driving, mormon crickets are making a mess in Nevada, and a bear broke into a home and stole Oreos.
00:03 - Man with warrant calls police for help
08:08 - Stop licking eggs
13:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:03 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
25:16 - Woman upset after sister’s make fun of her
30:26 - MVP
39:14 - Mormon crickets making a mess
44:42 - Bear breaks into home and steals Oreos
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This morning on The Morning After, North Korea is sending ‘poop balloons’ to South Korea, a man went streaking on a flight, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the man that wants to live his life as a dog, our MVPs had sex on a pier, feral chickens are terrorizing a town in England, and a man should have just gone home when the police told him to.
00:03 - North Korea sending ‘poop balloons’
09:29 - Man goes streaking on flight
14:27 - Florida/Not Florida
23:35 - MA Update
28:38 - MVP
37:29 - Feral chickens terrorize neighborhood
42:40 - Man should have just gone home
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This morning on The Morning After, a serial slingshot shooter has been arrested in California, they’re trying to a rotisserie mystery in Canada, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, someone else got caught putting weights in fish, our MVP called 911 way too many times, a woman experienced amnesia from an extremely powerful orgasm, and people are planning a poop flashmob to protest their government’s attempt to clean up a river.
00:03 - Serial slingshot shooter arrested
08:48 - Rotisserie mystery
15:03 - Florida/Not Florida
23:25 - More weights in fish
29:09 - MVP
38:53 - Orgasm causes memory loss
44:31 - Poop flashmob in France
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This morning on The Morning After, a man wants police to help him with a dirty litter box, a political candidate believes his rival put bees near his campaign tent, we spotted the Garfield car on Missed Connections, the woman that flashed the NYC-to-Dublin portal made $30,000 in two days, our MVP committed a cinnamon roll sin, the most arrested man in the world has died, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man calls 911 over dirty litter box
08:14 - Political rival puts bees near campaign tent
14:02 - Missed Connections
23:36 - Portal woman made $30k in two days
29:39 - MVP
38:22 - Most arrested man has died
43:23 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, an elderly woman pulled her neighbor’s beard on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ thieves are stealing paintings from Taco Bell, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man stole his roommate’s truck and his pants, attorney Jason Gower joined us to dish out free legal advice, and a woman was kicked off a flight after making a joke about sitting in the emergency exit row.
00:03 - Why you mad, bro?
09:01 - Thieves stealing Taco Bell paintings
13:50 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:18 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:17 - Man steals roommate’s truck and pants
32:11 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
39:07 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
50:10 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
1:00:37 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
1:08:30 - Woman kicked off flight for joke in exit row
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This morning on The Morning After, jealousy caused a monkey to get drunk and go on a rampage, a woman went to rehab for her cheese addiction, a man was masturbating in someone’s backyard on Florida/Not Florida, a clown was arrested for promoting prostitution in Pennsylvania, our MVP helped fight a fire and fought another firefighter, a turf war broke out between a firebreather and a mariachi band, and a mom threw a tantrum when her son didn’t receive an award.
00:03 - Jealous monkey goes on rampage
09:14 - Woman goes to rehab for cheese addiction
16:01 - Florida/Not Florida
23:31 - Clown promotes prostitution
28:55 - MVP
38:30 - Firebreather vs. mariachi band
44:48 - Mom throws tantrum when son doesn’t win award
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This morning on The Morning After, an ambulance hit a moose while responding to an accident involving a car and a moose, a woman in Wales makes over $6,000 a month creating cast content, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the woman that married the ghost of a Victorian soldier has now adopted a possessed clown doll, our MVP was packing finger guns, a man caused over $9,000 in damage at a new DMV office with fish and carrots, Pastor Mary from the Great Lakes Dream Center joined us to talk about Rooftop Survivor, and a cat received an honorary degree.
00:03 - Ambulance hits moose
10:16 - Woman makes thousands with cast content
16:42 - Florida/Not Florida
26:39 - MA Update
31:42 - MVP
40:01 - Man causes damage at DMV with fish and carrots
46:48 - Rooftop Survivor interview
53:09 - Cat received an honorary degree
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was caught cheating after his dog ate his mistress’ thong, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man was caught kissing and putting his hands all over a Tesla in Korea, our MVPs convinced a man he was going to get to participate in a foursome, the portal between NYC and Dublin is back open, and a man found a brick of cocaine buried in his garden.
00:03 - Man caught cheating after dog ate panties
05:40 - Florida/Not Florida
17:00 - Man caught kissing Tesla in Korea
22:27 - MVP
33:16 - Portal is back open
38:09 - Man finds brick of cocaine in garden
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This morning on The Morning After, someone is throwing canned food off a high rise in Oregon, a man in Canada got a ticket for using his phone in the McDonalds drive-thru, we had a possible pirate on Missed Connections, a man just wanted out of Indiana, our MVPs tried to steal a cash register, way too many people tried to attend a free Bluey event in Las Vegas, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Someone throwing canned food off high rise
08:04 - Man ticketed for using phone in drive-thru
14:58 - Missed Connections
23:43 - Man just wants out of Indiana
29:08 - MVP
36:00 - Too many people went to free Bluey event
42:36 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we had diaper duel in Florida, TikTokers are putting butt paste on their face, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a world record attempt to get the most people in T Rex costumes in one place failed, our MVP didn’t want the bar to close, we had another duel that featured machetes, and two guys in Ireland didn’t actually see the Northern Lights.
00:03 - Diaper duel in Florida
08:00 - TikTokers putting butt paste on face
13:37 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:02 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
24:56 - T Rex world record attempt fails
30:37 - MVP
39:30 - Duel with machetes
44:32 - These guys didn’t see the Northern Lights
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This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to the world of ‘splashing,’ Olympians will be sleeping on anti-sex beds in Paris, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, another discarded sex doll was mistaken for a body in Ohio, our MVP beat up a Walmart greeter, a man has created an AI version of himself to communicate with his family after he has died, and man in Nashville begged police to arrest him.
00:03 - Sploshing
10:05 - Anti-sex beds at the Olympics
16:00 - Florida/Not Florida
25:13 - Discarded sex doll mistaken for body
30:27 - MVP
39:32 - AI to communicate with family after death
46:12 - Man in Nashville begs to be arrested
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This morning on The Morning After, a man known as ‘The Eunuch Maker’ is going to prison, the portal between New York City and Dublin has already been shut down, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man with more money than he knows what to do with bought a waterslide from a defunct amusement park, our MVP tipped over a porta-potty, a woman told police she had to go ‘poopy’ (and she did), and a lawyer missed her client’s testimony after her baked potato lunch caused her to fall asleep.
00:03 - ‘The Eunuch Maker’ is going to prison
10:33 - Portal between NYC and Dublin is closed
16:27 - Florida/Not Florida
27:12 - Man buys waterslide from defunct park
33:10 - MVP
41:41 - Woman tells police she has to go ‘poopy’
48:19 - Lawyer falls asleep after eating baked potato
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This morning on The Morning After, a man painted a boat on his fence after being told to put up a fence to conceal his boat, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, two seniors in Illinois hired someone to following their principal and play the bagpipes, our MVP stole a boat he didn’t know how to drive, a cop is out of a job after appearing in a video on OnlyFans, and porch pirates aren’t just stealing packages off porches anymore.
00:03 - Man paints boat on fence
06:41 - Florida/Not Florida
16:52 - Seniors hire bagpiper to follow principal
22:39 - MVP
33:39 - Cop loses job after appearing in OnlyFans video
40:17 - Porch pirates aren’t just stealing from porches
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This morning on The Morning After, a man punched a manager at Subway on ‘Why you mad, bro?’, a sex club in Canada can’t call themselves a club, a woman is searching for her missing PBRs on Missed Connections, one school’s senior prank involved destroying the school, our MVP put a woman’s credit card info on social media, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Why you mad, bro?
11:33 - Sex club can’t call themselves a club
17:38 - Missed Connections
27:59 - Senior prank involves destroying the school
34:28 - MVP
42:04 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a couple has a strange reason for wanting a fourth child, a marathon runner was disqualified for accepting water from his dad, a man got naked while driving on Florida/Not Florida, a couple sent out rules for their wedding ahead of ‘the big day,’ our MVP mistakenly brought vodka to work, police don’t want this woman’s drugs, and a fight broke out at the screening of the new Garfield movie.
00:03 - Couple has weird reason for wanting fourth child
09:09 - Marathon runner disqualified for taking water from dad
15:18 - Florida/Not Florida
23:47 - Couple sends out rules for wedding
31:02 - MVP
39:48 - Police don’t want this woman’s drugs
47:22 - Fight breaks out at Garfield screening
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This morning on The Morning After, a ‘millionaire’ social worker posed as a teen at three different Boston area schools, a zoo in China painted dogs to look like pandas, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman was upset when she lost all 7,500 of her Firebox tabs, our MVP was caught skip scanning at the same business over and over again, Pokemon Go players are building beaches where beaches aren’t, and someone took what she thought were baby kittens to a local animal shelter.
00:03 - ‘Millionaire’ poses as teen at high schools
10:18 - Dogs painted to look like pandas
15:07 - Florida/Not Florida
25:28 - Woman loses 7,500 tabs on Firefox
31:01 - MVP
39:23 - Fake beaches being made on Pokemon Go
45:24 - Someone took ‘kittens’ to local animal shelter
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This morning on The Morning After, an author convinced a man that sent her an unsolicited penis pic that he had an undiagnosed ailment, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a couple stole valuable paintings in the best way possible, our MVP carved his name into the hood of a police car, police in Marysville, Ohio are trying to figure out who keeps leaving thousands of dollars in bathrooms, and a parent in a Bigfoot costume forced a school to be locked down.
00:03 - Author convinces penis pic sender he’s sick
06:55 - Florida/Not Florida
17:45 - Couple steals valuable paintings
23:25 - MVP
33:27 - Thousands of dollars left in bathrooms
38:54 - Bigfoot causes school lockdown
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This morning on The Morning After, a chiropractor had the chance to live out his dream at his job, a man robbed an ATM and went right to the casino, purple sweatpants and smells took over Missed Connections, a handcuffed man was able to throw a cheeseburger at a cop, our MVP drove his car filled with drugs to the police station, someone stole thousands of dollars of smoked salmon, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Chiropractor lives out dream job
09:44 - Man robs ATM and goes right to casino
14:41 - Missed Connections
25:14 - Handcuffed man throws cheeseburger
31:32 - MVP
39:24 - Smoked salmon stolen
43:39 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a town in Japan is putting up a big screen to block the view of a popular tourist attraction, zebras were on the loose in Washington, there was a poultry pelting on Florida/Not Florida, Philadelphia is upset that New York’s Cheeseball Man is overshadowing their Chicken Man, our MVP brought meth into jail (you know how), a hospital in Australia had staff members pose as fake patients during health ministers visit, and a man named Pee Wee has been arrested for showing his pee pee.
00:03 - City puts up screen to block view of mountain
09:01 - Zebras loose in Washington
14:21 - Florida/Not Florida
21:38 - Cheeseball Man vs. Chicken Man
28:09 - MVP
38:52 - Hospital asks staff to pose as fake patients
45:53 - Pee Wee arrested for showing pee pee
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This morning on The Morning After, the ‘monsters’ this girl thought were inside the walls of her bedroom were actually bees, an AI priest has been defrocked after suggesting a person baptize their baby in Gatorade, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, monkeys in Thailand are ripping down anti-monkey posters, our MVP used the church’s money to fund his smartphone gaming habit, the man that dressed as a realistic dog has a new lifelike costume, and a city mistakenly ordered beach balls instead of street lamps.
00:03 - ‘Monsters’ in walls were actually bees
09:47 - AI priest defrocked
16:29 - Florida/Not Florida
27:29 - Monkeys ripping down anti-monkey posters
33:39 - MVP
43:02 - Dog man gets new costume
49:42 - Beach balls ordered instead of street lamps
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This morning on The Morning After, thousands gathered in NYC to watch a man eat a bucket of cheeseballs, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man was arrested after smearing feces on a woman’s doorbell camera, our MVP was carjacked by the prostitute he hired, there’s a new condom you can put on while still flaccid, and a man set a world record for hugging trees.
00:03 - Thousands watch man eat cheeseballs
05:17 - Florida/Not Florida
14:38 - Man smears poop on doorbell camera
20:18 - MVP
29:19 - New condom can be put on while flaccid
34:35 - Tree hugging world record
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This morning on The Morning After, a police chief was busted in a prostitution sting, we introduced you to Girthmasterr, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Advice Love, a couple’s cat snuck into an Amazon return box, Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and at least this thief returned the car owner’s mother’s ashes.
00:03 - Police chief busted in prostitution sting
09:28 - Girthmasterr
16:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:43 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:54 - Cat sneaks into Amazon box
33:55 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
39:38 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
49:39 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
57:56 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
1:05:36 - Car thief returns ashes
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This morning on The Morning After, a man shot his neighbor on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ the man with England’s largest penis has all sorts of issues, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union became the biggest loser on Florida/Not Florida, road rage led to spaghetti thrown in Indianapolis, our MVP used his drug dealing phone to call police, a drug lord was mistakenly released from prison, and a woman told police that she stole drugs to try and sell them.
00:03 - Why you mad, bro?
09:55 - Man with biggest penis in UK has problems
14:32 - Florida/Not Florida
22:58 - Road rage leads to spaghetti thrown in Indy
28:07 - MVP
36:31 - Drug lord mistakenly released from prison
41:10 - Woman steals drugs to try and sell them
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was caught putting his hand in a horse, a restaurant is offering a Cicada Salad, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we introduced you to Seagull Boy, our MVP isn’t leaving the dealership until he gets his truck, a student was attacked with a Stanley, and a doctor has lost his job after playing Genitals of the Day with unsuspecting patients.
00:03 - Man caught with hand in horse
08:43 - Cicada salad
14:15 - Florida/Not Florida
25:24 - Seagull Boy
31:00 - MVP
40:49 - Student beat with Stanley
46:29 - Doctor fired for playing Genitals of the Day
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This morning on The Morning After, the moon is the reason for a huge fish orgy in California, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, two people in Florida tried to scam the lottery by taping two tickets together, our MVP just wanted a threesome, two vultures got too drunk to fly, and a hospital in Australia wants you to stop bringing in your snakes to the emergency room after you get bit.
00:03 - Moon leads to fish orgy in CA
05:22 - Florida/Not Florida
15:20 - Lottery scam with taped ticket
20:28 - MVP
30:11 - Two vultures too drunk to fly
35:48 - Stop bringing your snakes to the ER
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This morning on The Morning After, a man in Ghana claimed a handshake led his penis to shrink, a couple received a toenail paperweight as a gift, Midland Complains helped us with this week’s Missed Connections, two birds have been tasked with keeping Detroit poop free before the NFL Draft, our MVP just wanted to go to sleep, a woman tried to pack 56 pounds of marijuana in her luggage, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Handshake makes man’s penis smaller
08:13 - Toenail paperweight
15:15 - Missed Connections
27:39 - Birds keeping Detroit poop free
34:02 - MVP
42:46 - 56 pounds of weed in luggage
47:32 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, an argument over ‘subpar sushi’ led to a ‘sword fight’ in Traverse City, a judge in the UK told a man he wasn’t very good at being a burglar, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a woman wheeled her dead uncle into the bank to try and get a loan, a bad batch of meth led our MVP to call the cops, a woman in Ohio got conned by a man claiming to be Aaron Rodgers, and a man in Canada is being harassed with pizza deliveries.
00:03 - ‘Subpar sushi’ leads to ‘sword fight’
08:28 - Judge tells man he’s not good at being a burglar
14:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:08 - Woman takes dead uncle to the bank for loan
33:04 - MVP
41:54 - ‘Aaron Rodgers’ scams woman in Ohio
49:25 - Man in Canada being harassed with pizza
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This morning on The Morning After, two OnlyFans models went to Cancun to bang a bunch of spring breakers, a man filed a missing persons report when his ‘girlfriend’ stopped answering his calls, a man was assaulted with a Pop-Tart on Florida/Not Florida, a man got a SIM card removal tool stuck in his wiener, our MVP brought a snake to a gunfight, a woman selling shoes on Facebook Marketplace had some unusual requests, and a new beauty contest looks to crown Miss AI.
00:03 - OnlyFans models bang spring breakers
09:47 - Missing persons report for GF that stops responding
13:52 - Florida/Not Florida
21:40 - Man gets SIM removal tool stuck in penis
27:45 - MVP
36:08 - Woman selling shoes has unusual requests
43:32 - Miss AI pageant
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This morning on The Morning After, a man fractured his penis in two places when he rolled over on it while sleeping, Olympic athletes aren’t fans of this year’s uniforms, a man needed a translator to rob a bank on Florida/Not Florida, a man is riding his bike nearly naked in two different Florida cities, our MVP pelted his roommate with pizza dough, a man is going to jail for a long time after he didn’t get as many doughnuts as he wanted, and a family bought their son an octopus for his birthday.
00:03 - Man fractures penis in two places
09:39 - Olympic athletes don’t like new uniforms
16:23 - Florida/Not Florida
24:46 - Nearly naked cyclist in Florida
31:02 - MVP
38:56 - Man doesn’t get all the doughnuts he wants
45:10 - Family buys octopus for son’s birthday
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This morning on The Morning After, a fight at the gym led to a woman losing her finger, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man in Canada admitted to reaching for fried chicken when he crashed his car, our MVP stole a bunch of sex toys to sell on Facebook Marketplace, a man voluntarily had two of his fingers removed, and an airline will soon use human waste to power their planes.
00:03 - Gym fight leads to woman losing finger
06:28 - Florida/Not Florida
15:54 - Man reaching for chicken crashes car
21:43 - MVP
31:28 - Man voluntarily has fingers removed
37:13 - Airline using poop to power planes
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This morning on The Morning After, an acupuncturist in Iowa is in trouble for going home during a session and falling asleep, we had an update on the bill to outlaw marrying your cousin in Tennessee, someone was looking for a banana eater on Missed Connections, a woman on TikTok wants you to take a fart walk, our MVP is already robbing people at 12-years old, a chicken laid an egg during the eclipse, and we wrapped up the show with Things We Missed.
00:03 - Acupuncturist fell asleep
08:44 - MA Update
14:47 - Missed Connections
23:37 - This woman wants you to go on a fart walk
28:44 - MVP
37:41 - Chicken lays egg during eclipse
40:45 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman received a handwritten note and toenails in the mail, cops let a man eat his fast food before putting him under arrest, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a woman’s DIY tattoo went exactly how you would expect it to, our MVP left a little something behind after he broke into a home, the cicadas are ready to emerge and they’re crazy horny, and a man robbed a bank, but couldn’t rob a Dominos.
00:03 - Woman receives note and toenails
08:44 - Cops left suspect eat fast food
14:02 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:31 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:13 - DIY tattoo gone wrong
34:23 - MVP
42:10 - Cicadas are crazy horny
47:00 - Man robs bank, fails to rob Dominos
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was caught having sex with a woman’s car after three years, a TV station in Mexico mistakenly shared video of a man’s balls in their eclipse coverage, a man was drunk and naked in a trash can on Florida/Not Florida, a man has lost his job at a museum after hanging up his own artwork, our MVP claimed she received a stolen Jeep as a tip from a customer at Waffle House, someone called the cops on a man dressed as a Stormtrooper, and a naked woman with an axe chased a man out of the woods.
00:03 - Man caught having sex with woman’s car
09:52 - Balls featured in eclipse coverage
15:32 - Florida/Not Florida
23:43 - Man hangs up own artwork in museum
29:01 - MVP
39:47 - Cops called on Stormtrooper
46:25 - Naked woman with an axe chases man
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This morning on The Morning After, a man in Pennsylvania was getting a vasectomy when the earthquake happened, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a man went to court naked after his emotional support cat ran away, our MVP got in an argument over guacamole, people visiting Hershey Park recently were attacked by raccoons, and a man stole $200 from a Minor League Baseball team’s swear jar.
00:03 - Vasectomy during an earthquake
05:00 - Florida/Not Florida
13:56 - Man shows up to court naked
19:32 - MVP
28:10 - Hershey Park visitors attacked
33:32 - Man steals from swear jar
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This morning on The Morning After, erectile dysfunction ruined a Grindr threesome, a ‘mountain lion’ terrorizing a neighborhood was just a fat cat, a man was creeping on a woman from a plane on Missed Connections, a ‘money storage facility’ was robbed in LA, our MVP wants you to stop talking about his receding hairline, another woman had a freakout on an airplane, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - ED ruins Grindr threesome
08:30 - ’Mountain lion’ is just a fat cat
12:11 - Missed Connections
22:50 - ‘Money storage facility’ robbed
27:24 - MVP
34:59 - Airplane freakout
39:37 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a restaurant’s April Fool’s Day post led to a man getting a forehead tattoo, the guy that got arrested for beating a Walgreens manager with a bible has been arrested again, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, an island in Italy is giving away goats, our MVP wasn’t happy with his haircut, Batman got arrested for DUI in Michigan, and residents of a small Michigan town have asked the mayor to call off the solar eclipse.
00:03 - April Fool’s prank leads to forehead tattoo
07:55 - MA Update
14:05 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:03 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:52 - Island in Italy giving away free goats
33:29 - MVP
43:15 - Batman arrested for DUI
49:12 - Residents ask mayor to cancel eclipse
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This morning on The Morning After, a couple on a walk in Indiana were hit by a blame, a man celebrated his divorce by discharging his gun in the air, a Walgreens employee got beat with a bible on Florida/Not Florida, a man urinated on an airline’s new plane on its first day of business, our MVP had his credit card in his pocket the whole time, a man waved a gun at a Burger King employee that was trying to save him money, and two teens were arrested after they were caught partying on top of a crane.
00:03 - Couple on a walk hit by a plane
07:25 - Man celebrates divorce by discharging gun
11:10 - Florida/Not Florida
18:58 - Man urinates on new airline’s plane
24:15 - MVP
31:03 - Man waves gun at Burger King employee
36:52 - Teens arrested partying on crane
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman was upset when the people renovating her bathroom stole her ‘toilet virginity,’ we found Magnet Man’s arch-nemesis in Ohio, a man fled from police in a go kart on Florida/Not Florida, a woman wanted the grim reaper at her funeral, our MVP got whacked when he tried to steal lawn equipment, there’s a new app that can identify STDs with a single penis pic, and Albany smells like both farts and pee.
00:03 - Woman’s ‘toilet virginity’ is stolen
08:53 - Magnet Man’s arch-nemesis
15:33 - Florida/Not Florida
23:28 - Woman wants grim reaper at funeral
29:49 - MVP
39:26 - Penis AI can identify STDS
45:16 - Albany smells like farts and pee
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This morning on The Morning After, a sex toy is offering butt plugs to participating in the World Chess Championships, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man in Oregon was nearly cut in half by a runaway saw blade, our MVP ruined this year’s Easter egg hunt, a thief was captured by a cop on horseback, and those stains on your ceiling might not be mold.
00:03 - Butt plugs for chess players
05:10 - Florida/Not Florida
13:30 - Man nearly cut in half by saw blade
19:43 - MVP
27:15 - Thief captured by a cop on horseback
31:06 - Stains on ceiling might be rat pee
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This morning on The Morning After, a man with a hose wouldn’t stop fighting a fire after fire crews showed up, another teacher resigned after her OnlyFans page was discovered, a man found a discarded computer on Missed Connections, Yoda broke into a home in Florida, our MVP didn’t know their kid took the car, another TikTok Trend that proves TikTok is stupid, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man won’t stop fighting fire with hose
08:46 - Another teacher with an OnlyFans
17:15 - Missed Connections
26:54 - Yoda breaks into a home
32:52 - MVP
42:16- TikTok Trend
48:42 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a banana beatdown recently went down in Pennsylvania, a man called police to ask if he could hunt a Sasquatch in Washington, Teagan joined us to answer your sex and relationship questions on Unqualified Love Advice, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and monkey gangs in Thailand have become a real problem.
00:03 - Banana beatdown in PA
08:35 - Sasquatch hunting in WA
13:52 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:30 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
28:37 - Woman says she’s stealing to play game
33:25 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
42:32 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
50:21 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
57:43 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
65:38 - Monkey gangs have become a real problem
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman saved what she thought was a ‘baby hedgehog,’ a betting website is looking for a ‘Weiner Connoisseur,’ a drunk man tried to teach another drunk man how to drive on Florida/Not Florida, a man was drunk and naked inside a bar in Nashville, our MVP took a toilet after a break-up, the 420 celebration at Hippie Hill has been canceled, and we introduce you to Magnet Man!
00:03 - Woman saves ‘baby hedgehog’
07:39 - Betting website looking for Weiner Connoisseur
12:30 - Florida/Not Florida
20:10 - Man drunk and naked in Nashville bar
25:59 - MVP
34:52 - 420 celebration at Hippie Hill canceled
40:17 - Magnet Man
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman stalked her neighbor for two years on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ a sex toy company is suing another for stealing their designs, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, sperm whales used a ‘poo attack’ to defend themselves against orcas, our MVP tried to get away from police by climbing across a telephone wire, we learned that beavers were given tiny parachutes in the 1940s, and a man is eating lizards to help with his erectile dysfunction.
00:03 - Why you mad, bro?
09:18 - Sex toy company suing rival for stealing designs
16:14 - Florida/Not Florida
26:23 - Sperm whales use poo attack
31:06 - MVP
39:26 - Beavers given tiny parachutes in the 1940s
46:23 - Man eats lizards to battle ED
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This morning on The Morning After, we made a gruesome story about a man with a severed limb a little less gruesome with some peppy music, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, LEGO has asked a police department in California to stop using LEGO heads in their mugshots, our MVP was upset that her dryer was no longer under warranty, a man that learned printing skills in prison used those skills to print fake money, and a prank war ended when one man bought a billboard.
00:03 - Gruesome story, peppy music
04:51 - Florida/Not Florida
15:56 - LEGO sends cease and desist
21:20 - MVP
29:01 - Man prints fake money after he gets out of prison
33:07 - Prank war ends with billboard
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This morning on The Morning After, a man started masturbating after he was denied entrance into a bar, doctors discovered a live eel in a man’s abdomen, a woman gave birth in an Uber on Missed Connections, a woman’s rap career cost her her teaching job, our MVP set fire to the wrong porch, a woman livestreaming a funeral forgot her camera was on, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man masturbates after being denied entrance
07:59 - Doctors find eel in man’s abdomen
13:56 - Missed Connections
24:49 - Woman’s rap career costs her teaching job
31:07 - MVP
38:06 - Woman forgets camera is on
42:04 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to the legend that is The Hot Dog Hooker, a moving company stole a couple’s sex dominoes, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a glitch in ATMs in Ethiopia led to a bank losing $40 million, our MVPs are a little too young to be robbing banks, man looking for housekeeper just wants feet in his face, and the prime minister of Cambodia wants to ban musical horns.
00:03 - The Hot Dog Hooker
09:09 - Movers steal sex dominoes
14:25 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:06 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:11 - ATM glitch leads to $40 million loss
31:56 - MVP
40:44 - Man looking for housekeeper just wants feet
45:38 - PM of Cambodia wants to ban musical horns
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This morning on The Morning After, a realtor accidentally set a multi-million dollar house on fire, the UK cat shaver is back, a man hit a sign on Florida/Not Florida, a credit card thief spent less than the credit card thief owner’s wife, our MVP isn’t happy with the amount of homework his kid has, a YouTuber is accused of supplying partygoers with snake venom, and marrying your first cousin may soon be illegal in Tennessee.
00:03 - Realtor sets house on fire
08:26 - MA Update
12:42 - Florida/Not Florida
21:30 - Credit card thief spends less than wife
26:02 - MVP
35:34 - YouTuber supplying snake venom
40:36 - First cousin marriage soon illegal in TN
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This morning on The Morning After, a waterslide is being installed near a haunted lake, a beach has been closed due to ‘excessive human waste,’ the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a couple in Florida was caught having sex in front of Popeye’s, our MVPs broke into a home to steal an expensive cat, a croc handler nearly lost his genitals, and a man returned from vacation to discover he was dead.
00:03 - Haunted lake getting a waterslide
08:33 - Beach closed due to ‘excessive human waste’
14:01 - Florida/Not Florida
23:37 - Couple has sex in front of Popeye’s
29:05 - MVP
39:06 - Croc handler nearly loses genitals
43:38 - Government tells man he’s dead
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This morning on The Morning After, a man with a suspected shotgun was just playing air guitar, someone was masturbating on the produce on Florida/Not Florida, a man was arrested after passing in a movie theatre following a j/o session, our MVP left a bunch of bread at a casket business, a man went to the ER with eleven metal rings on his penis, and a man has to pay his ex-wife for all of the housework she did while they were married.
00:03 - Man with ‘shotgun’ was just playing air guitar
05:07 - Florida/Not Florida
14:07 - Man arrested after masturbating in theatre
20:04 - MVP
28:56 - Man with eleven rings on his penis
35:15 - Man has to pay ex-wife for housework
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This morning on The Morning After, we celebrated St. Patrick’s Day by revisiting the Alabama leprechaun, we debated the difference between suck and blow, we grabbed a cup of coffee on Missed Connections, a Nicki Minaj fan flew to the home of a Dua Lipa fan to beat them up, our MVP forgot that cameras are everywhere, a man committed insurance fraud by covering his legs in dry ice, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Alabama leprechaun
08:33 - Suck vs. blow
14:08 - Missed Connections
22:56 - Nicki Minaj fan flies to beat up Dua Lipa fan
29:05 - MVP
38:20 - Man covers legs in dry ice
42:42 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a naked man was arrested for lewd behavior at a clothing-optional beach in Florida, residents in a city in Japan have been advised to avoid ‘chemical cat,’ a sweaty, gun-toting sex doll has become a best seller, our MVP took advantage of a gas pump glitch, a man in Montana tried to create ‘frankensheep,’ and authorities in Toronto just want you to give thieves the keys to your card.
00:03 - Naked man arrested for lewd behavior
08:29 - Residents told to avoid ‘chemical cat’
14:14 - Sweaty, gun-toting sex doll is best seller
20:28 - MVP
30:40 - Man tried to create ‘frankensheep’
37:00 - Authorities want you to give thieves your keys
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This morning on The Morning After, undercooked bacon may be the reason for a tapeworm in a man’s brain, a dude who hasn’t worn shoes in three years is selling feet pics on OnlyFans, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a new TikTok Trend has teens kicking doors, our MVP was a $500,000 sand dune, people in a small town in England are bothered by the ‘pitter patter of poo,’ and reefer-lovin’ rodents have infiltrated a New Orleans Police Department.
00:03 - Uncooked bacon leads to tapeworm
07:16 - Man who hasn’t worn shoes on OnlyFans
14:06 - Florida/Not Florida
24:29 - TikTok Trend
29:55 - MVP
38:13 - ‘Pitter patter of poo’
42:16 - Reefer-lovin’ rodents infiltrate police department
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This morning on The Morning After, a man and his buddy want to get a python to eat his ex’s daughter, another monolith has appeared, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a couple of pilots fell asleep during a flight, our MVP wanted to be the Enforcer of Good Driving, a town in England has declared a ‘war on wee,’ and a scam artist meant potential clients at Burger King.
00:03 - Man wants to get python to eat ex’s daughter
09:18 - Another monolith has appeared
14:52 - Florida/Not Florida
23:44 - Two pilots fall asleep on a flight
28:40 - MVP
36:57 - ‘War on Wee’
42:21 - Scam artists holds meetings at Burger King
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This morning on The Morning After, a man with a hoarse voice had a leech attached to his vocal cords, a man named Deez Nuts was the subject of Florida/Not Florida, scientists discovered that the sound they thought was made by aliens wasn’t, our MVP is searching for a new getaway driver, a politician promises the world’s large chocolate fountain, and Pigcasso has passed away.
00:03 - Man had leech attached to vocal cords
04:29 - Florida/Not Florida
14:41 - Sound wasn’t made by aliens
19:38 - MVP
28:46 - Politician promises chocolate fountain
35:55 - Pigcasso has passed away
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This morning on The Morning After, a man wearing a crown of thorns and carrying a piñata shouted obscenities at an elderly woman, a woman in NYC trainer her pigeon to use the toilet, we went to the dog park on Missed Connections, a flight was delayed after someone into the engine, our MVP brought ‘Weekend at Bernies’ to life, people are going to put underwear on their head to set a world record, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man wearing crown of thorns shouts at woman
07:36 - Woman potty-trains pigeon
14:35 - Missed Connections
24:33 - Flight delayed after coins thrown in engine
31:08 - MVP
39:50 - Underwear on head world record
45:27 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a musher participating in the Iditarod didn’t properly gut a moose, a woman was beat with a cowbell at a hockey game, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man cut a penis into his parents’ lawn, our MVP sent himself a bomb threat, two beavers have been blocking traffic in Washington, and the Arby’s Army is mobilizing in Canada.
00:03 - Musher didn’t gut moose properly
09:47 - Woman beat with cowbell at hockey game
16:25 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:30 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:58 - Man cuts penis into parents’ lawn
37:16 - MVP
46:18 - Two beavers blocking traffic in Washington
52:42 - Arby’s army mobilizing in Canada
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This morning on The Morning After, a turf war broke out between prostitutes in Thailand, new pants for women include a ‘masturbation pocket,’ a man got beat with a coconut on Florida/Not Florida, a toothbrush broke inside a man’s penis, our MVP gave government secrets to a woman het met on the Internet, police are searching for a man that stuck his head in a vat of pickles, and a man stole a horse to apologize to his wife.
00:03 - Turf war breaks out between prostitutes
08:07 - New pants include ‘masturbation pocket’
15:06 - Florida/Not Florida
22:19 - Toothbrush broke off in man’s penis
27:36- MVP
38:56 - Man sticks his head in vat of pickles
44:19 - Man steals horse to apologize
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This morning on The Morning After, a man visiting Las Vegas was stung in the balls by a scorpion, nude bowling is back in Pennsylvania, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a bride got covered in paint, our MVP thought 12-year-olds were allowed to drive, a woman’s Stanley saved her life, and Miami doesn’t want you visiting for Spring Break.
00:03 - Man stung in balls by scorpion
08:31 - Nude bowling is back in Pennsylvania
15:36 - Florida/Not Florida
24:05 - Bride covered in paint
29:24- MVP
40:08 - Woman’s Stanley saves her life
45:07 - Don’t go to Miami for Spring Break
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This morning on The Morning After, doctors in Argentina mistakenly gave a man a vasectomy, a stripper beat a man with a wad of cash on Florida/Not Florida, a blamed her drug dealing boyfriend after she was caught embezzling from her job, our MVPs let students lick peanut butter off each other’s toes for charity, a man got an octopus stuck in his throat, and a thief stole an armored truck driver’s pants.
00:03 - Doctors mistakenly give man vasectomy
06:01 - Florida/Not Florida
14:25 - Embezzler blames drug dealer boyfriend
19:08 - MVP
29:30 - Man gets octopus stuck in throat
34:36 - Thief steals armored truck driver’s pants
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This morning on The Morning After, there was a brawl at the beach between a naked woman and a woman with a mace, we had an update on Chiefsaholic, Teagan joined us to answer your relationship and sex questions on Unqualified Love Advice, attorney Jason Gower also joined us to answer your legal questions, and an unused trail in California is now a hot spot for sex.
00:03 - Brawl at the beach
07:26 - MA Update
12:42 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:14 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
25:45 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
38:30 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
44:03 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
53:43 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
61:34 - Unused trail is now hot spot for sex
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This morning on The Morning After, a man made the mistake of telling his girlfriend how many women he’s been with, a OnlyFans model is selling wine she makes by stomping on grapes, a man had the owners manual to a vehicle that wasn’t his on Florida/Not Florida, people are charging money to take pictures with their Stanleys, our MVP couldn’t fly the plane he stole, a brawl erupted at a wedding, and a Dairy Queen manager forced employees to eat tainted ice cream.
00:03 - Man mistakenly tells girlfriend his ‘body count’
08:47 - OnlyFans model selling wine she makes herself
14:04 - Florida/Not Florida
22:08 - People charging for pics with Stanleys
28:09 - MVP
35:53 - Brawl erupts at a wedding
40:32 - DQ manager forces employees to eat tainted ice cream
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This morning on The Morning After, a singer has been accused of tainting his bandmate’s drinks with estrogen, a man tried to take a stolen horse into his third story apartment, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man offered up a lifetime subscription to his wife’s OnlyFans for concert tickets, our MVP had sword play in her lesson plan, a liquor store called 420 Liquors also (shockingly) sold weed, and a Wonka attraction in Scotland was a dud.
00:03 - Singer taints drinks with estrogen
11:46 - Man takes stolen horse to apartment building
18:06 - Florida/Not Florida
28:11 - Man offers wife’s OnlyFans for concert tickets
33:27 - MVP
42:27 - 420 Liquors also sells drugs
46:58 - Wonka attraction in Scotland is a total dud
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This morning on The Morning After, the woman that married the zombie baby doll has a new love in her life (in addition to the zombie baby doll), Jesus pooped his pants on Florida/Not Florida, we recapped this weekend’s Florida Man Games, our MVP was caught stealing on the clock, an influencer faked an egg attack and is selling her farts in jars, and a woman who claims she can’t work participating in a Christmas tree throwing contest.
00:03 - MA Update
06:13 - Florida/Not Florida
15:32 - The Florida Man Games
21:50 - MVP
31:55 - Influencer fakes egg attack and sells farts
37:55 - Woman claims she can’t work, throws trees
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This morning on The Morning After, a man stole Subway sandwiches and growled at customers in West Virginia, we had an update on the cuss-happy birds in England, we had a man with a love for gloves on Missed Connections, a thief actually left money behind at a Save-A-Lot, our MVP thought he became the world’s first quadrillionaire, a woman is marrying her AI boyfriend, and we wrapped up the week with a few things we missed!
00:03 - Man steals sandwiches and growls at people
10:55 - MA Update
15:55 - Missed Connections
26:08 - Thief leaves money behind
31:12 - MVP
38:03 - Woman marrying AI boyfriend
44:35 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, men are paying $5,000 to get nipples that look like David Beckham’s, a man on Instagram is eating raw chicken until he gets sick, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, Japan’s Naked Man Festival is coming to an end, our MVP had an insane amount of warrants out for her arrest, a famous fossil isn’t a fossil at all, and three dogs held a woman’s car hostage.
00:03 - Men paying to have David Beckham’s nipples
10:51 - Man on Instagram is eating raw chicken
17:18 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:33 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:05 - Naked Man Festival is ending
34:43 - MVP
42:04 - Famous fossil isn’t a fossil
48:36 - Three dogs held a woman’s car hostage
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This morning on The Morning After, a kilt-wearing man was caught putting antiques in his butt, we had an update on the adult diaper spa in New Hampshire, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman claims that putting urine in your eyes will cure your vision problems, our MVP had gas at a dart tournament, a man did not receive the penis he was looking for in the mail, and a town in West Virginia is holding a candlelight vigil for their soon-to-be-demolished Hooters.
00:03 - Kilt-wearing man puts antiques in butt
09:21 - MA Update
15:00 - Florida/Not Florida
25:23 - Woman claims urine can cure vision problems
32:04 - MVP
41:23 - Man does not receive penis he’s waiting for
47:59 - Candlelight vigil for Hooters
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This morning on The Morning After, a man’s penis exploded after a shoved a bunch of batteries in it, passengers on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit were covered in maggots, Adam read a poem on Missed Connections, woman in Japan flash the sea in hopes of a successful fishing season, our MVP stole some lobsters, a man set a record for the most matchsticks in his nose, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man puts batteries in his penis
10:07 - Maggots fall from overhead compartment
15:02 - Missed Connections
24:38 - Women flash the sea in Japan
30:28 - MVP
39:35 - Man sets matchsticks in nose record
45:46 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man stole two statues to give to his ex on Valentine’s Day, a lonely donkey in England is looking for a new friend, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, there’s a new product that can turn your Stanley into a sex toy, our MVP left his airboat in front of a sheriff substation, a woman headed to be cremated wasn’t dead yet, and your AI significant other is stealing your information.
00:03 - Man steals statues for ex on Valentine’s Day
09:26 - Lonely donkey looking for friend
14:48 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:39 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:29 - Sexy sipper turns your Stanley into sex toy
33:50 - MVP
42:20 - Woman set to be cremated wasn’t dead
46:47 - AI significant others stealing information
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This morning on The Morning After, a 20-year panty thief has been captured, a message in a bottle was actually a man’s ashes, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man needed firefighters help to get a metal ring off his penis, our MVPs made a few prank phone calls, a helicopter collecting water to fight a fire accidentally grabbed wastewater, and a man has been banned from visiting pandas.
00:03 - 20-year panty thief caught
08:35 - Message in a bottle is actually a man’s ashes
12:28 - Florida/Not Florida
21:21 - Man needs help getting ring off penis
26:01 - MVP
35:58 - Helicopter collects wastewater
41:26 - Man can’t visit pandas anymore
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This morning on The Morning After, a man got mad after a guy made him an offer on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ a woman was upset after cops were caught watching Netflix instead of looking for her, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we learned that you can fry chicken in a paper bag, our MVP put the meth in Methodist, a Harry Potter wand was mistaken for a knife, and a women in China are now dating AI boyfriends.
00:03 - Why you mad, bro?
11:07 - Cops caught watching Netflix
15:49 - Florida/Not Florida
25:37 - Fried chicken in a paper bag
32:02 - MVP
39:38 - Wand mistaken for knife
44:33 - Women in China dating AI boyfriends
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This morning on The Morning After, someone else tried to have someone killed through RentAHitman.com, a man masturbating in a library was covered in lube on Florida/Not Florida, a group in Cuba stole 133 tons of chicken, our MVP was stealing his students’ art and selling it online, we had an update on the Guinness World Record matchstick Eiffel Tower attempt, and there’s a new TV show where a woman gets turned into a chicken nugget.
00:03 - Someone else went to RentAHitman.com
04:18 - Florida/Not Florida
13:26 - Thieves stole 133 tons of chicken in Cuba
18:30 - MVP
28:03 - MA Update
32:35 - New TV show where woman is turned into chicken nugget
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This morning on The Morning After, a security guard ate a goldfish from an art installation, the Lickinghole Brewery in Goochtown is closing, we had a sauna gawker on Missed Connections, we learned that some people are sexually attracted to pizza, our MVP used the company credit card to buy scratch-off tickets, a wayward raccoon could be lured out of the woods with sex, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:03 - Security guard eats art
09:43 - Lickinghole Brewery is closed
16:28 - Missed Connections
27:55 - Sexually attracted to pizza
34:15 - MVP
43:37 - Raccoon lured out of woods with sex
48:58 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a coke dealer was handing out samples on business cards, a hopeful Guinness World Record setter used the wrong matches, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, someone climbed Sphere in Las Vegas, our MVPs ruined a perfectly good house party, you can’t leave your poop on Mount Everest, and a man on probation for stealing cheese just got arrested for stealing butter.
00:03 - Drug dealer hands out samples
09:12 - Record setter uses wrong matches
15:49 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:54 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:07 - Someone climbed Sphere in Las Vegas
36:31 - MVP
45:41 - Don’t leave your poop on Mount Everest
50:35 - Cheese thief now stealing butter
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This morning on The Morning After, a man shaved a barber after he received a bad haircut, 3 million smart toothbrushes were hacked, a man molested a fire extinguisher on Florida/Not Florida, a man with a laser pointer also had meth, our MVP wore the new Apple Vision Pro goggles while driving a Tesla, a police officer was demoted after selling his pants online, and two different police departments came together to catch two thieves that stole bags of ice.
00:03 - Man shaves barber’s head
09:12 - 3 million smart toothbrushes hacked
16:04 - Florida/Not Florida
25:28 - Man with laser pointer also had meth
32:21 - MVP
41:37 - Police officer sells pants
46:45 - Police departments catch ice thieves
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This morning on The Morning After, a man wanted everyone to look at his swollen genitals, we had an update on the woman that stole a horse and buggy in Michigan, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a lawmaker in Florida wants to put a stop to ‘crack bears,’ our MVPs pushed over a porta potty with a man inside, trout balls could cure baldness, and a church next to a massage parlor complained about loud sex noises.
00:03 - Man shows everyone his swollen genitals
08:48 - MA Update
14:07 - Florida/Not Florida
22:16 - ‘Crack bears’ are a problem
27:53 - MVP
37:20 - Trout balls could cure baldness
43:09 - Church next to massage parlor
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This morning on The Morning After, a pigeon accused of being a spy has been released, a man masturbated in an Uber on Florida/Not Florida, there’s a new TikTok Trend called ‘hurkle jurkle,’ our MVP just wanted to keep the party going, an employee got swindled by deep fakes to the tune of $25 million, and ten people wearing only towels on a floating sauna saved two motorists from a sinking Tesla.
00:03 - Spy pigeon released
05:29 - Florida/Not Florida
15:06 - TikTok Trend
21:37 - MVP
30:07 - Employee gives $25 million to deep fake coworkers
36:22 - People on floating sauna save motorists
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This morning on The Morning After, men are trying to make their penises larger by ‘Jelqing,’ a naked man fell from a tree in Colombia, a man is searching for the woman in the dental ad he saw on Missed Connections, a bunch of weird things were recently stolen, our MVP just wants the Netflix password, a truck company owner in China installed GPS devices on cop cars, and we wrapped up the week with a few things we missed.
00:03 - Jelqing
07:32 - Naked man falls from tree
11:51 - Missed Connections
23:05 - Weird things being stolen
29:10 - MVP
37:23 - Truck company owner installs GPS on cop cars
49:51 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, an OnlyFans model can no longer drop her kids off at school, police officers found a woman’s missing finger following a crash, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a couple was arrested with a dog, a cat, and four chickens, in their car, our MVP was arrested 15 minutes after being released, a city in New York is getting upset over ‘sky poop,’ and students cleaning up the ocean in Florida found a brick of cocaine.
00:03 - OnlyFans model can’t drop kids off at school
12:40 - Cops find woman’s lost finger
18:46 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
26:07 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
33:32 - Couple had a dog, a cat, and four chickens in car
41:12 - MVP
49:51 - ‘Sky poop’ angers residents
55:48 - Students cleaning up ocean find drugs
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman smothered her husband of over 50 years on ‘Why you mad, bro?’, a woman survived being compacted four different times in a garbage truck, a naked man stole a t-shirt on Florida/Not Florida, we went through the list of rejected license plates in Michigan last year, our MVP called the cops after getting stuck inside a building he broke into, a man filled his butt with six Kinder eggs filled with drugs, and a sex toy warehouse is making way too much noise.
00:10 - Why you mad, bro?
10:26 - Woman stuck in garbage truck
17:04 - Florida/Not Florida
24:52 - Rejected Michigan license plates
30:50 - MVP
41:10 - Man fills butt with drug-filled Kinder eggs
47:42 - Sex toy warehouse makes too much noise
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This morning on The Morning After, an Australian man was accused of flashing his penis at a drive-thru worker, the company that makes Combos is being sued for not being ‘cheesy’ enough, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, there’s either a farm for huge monkeys or a huge monkey farm being built in Georgia, our MVP went to extreme lengths to propose to his girlfriend, a Pizza Hut in Canada had an unfortunate typo, and a man is suing another man for being bald at a concert.
00:10 - Man accused of flashing drive-thru worker
09:35 - Combos aren’t ‘cheesy’ enough
15:33 - Florida/Not Florida
24:24 - Monkey farm questions
30:29 - MVP
40:16 - Pizza Hut has unfortunate typo
47:37 - Man sued for being bald at a concert
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman ‘rage twerked’ in a man’s garden after he got upset for her dog pooping there, the new TikTok Trend has people eating fried toothpicks, Matt did Missed Connections solo (unfortunately), Reeses new peanut butter hearts look like balls, our MVP robbed a bank after being acquitted of robbing a bank, a new adult baby bed and breakfast has opened in New Hampshire, and we wrapped up the show with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Woman ‘rage twerks’ in garden
07:57 - TikTok Trend
13:20 - Missed Connections
21:36 - Reeses hearts look like balls
26:08 - MVP
34:13 - Adult baby bed and breakfast
39:58 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man attacked a bus after missing his stop for Sea World, a woman found a Nicolas Cage shrine in her new home, Teagan joined us to answer your sex and relationship questions on Unqualified Love Advice, a woman stole a horse and buggy in Michigan, attorney Jason Gower answered your legal questions, and AI can’t be rehabilitated once it has turned evil.
00:10 - Man attacks bus after missing stop
10:42 - Woman finds Nicolas Cage shrine
17:19 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:52 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
29:58 - Horse and buggy stolen in Michigan
36:11 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
42:26 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
49:41 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
53:32 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
1:01:45 - AI can’t be rehabilitated
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This morning on The Morning After, a pastor got beat up after offering to have sex with a man’s wife to rid her of bad spirits, we had an update on the five cuss-happy birds in England, a man used his mail delivery truck to steal stuff on Florida/Not Florida, a farting passenger got escorted off a plane, our MVP stole $2 million and started spending it immediately, cheesy penis syndrome is a thing you need to know about, and a man in Tennessee went right home after evading police.
00:10 - Pastor gets beat up
08:57 - MA Update
16:12 - Florida/Not Florida
24:17 - Farting passenger escorted off plane
29:44 - MVP
39:02 - Cheesy penis syndrome
44:18 - Man goes home after evading police
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This morning on The Morning After, one farmer attacked another with a pitchfork on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?’, a man partied for four days after being shot in the head, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man combatted someone stealing his lunch by putting laxatives in it, our MVP try to hide in the dryer, a woman stole $2,500 worth of Stanley cups, and a woman had a ‘heart attack’ during a playoff game.
00:10 - Why You Mad, Bro?
09:17 - Man parties for four days after being shot
14:47 - Florida/Not Florida
22:40 - Man puts laxatives in lunch to combat stealing
29:25 - MVP
38:43 - Woman steals $2,500 worth of Stanley cups
44:31 - Woman has ‘heart attack’ during playoff game
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This morning on The Morning After, a mysterious sound in Florida is just fish having sex, we had more fish content on Florida/Not Florida, a man was disqualified from a marathon for chain smoking, our MVP just wanted more towels, a woman afraid of the weather called 911, and a school has removed mirrors from their bathrooms to stop kids from filming TikToks.
00:10 - Mysterious sound is just fish having sex
04:49 - Florida/Not Florida
13:36 - Man disqualified from marathon for chain smoking
18:47 - MVP
26:24 - Woman afraid of the weather calls 911
30:16 - School removes mirrors to curb TikTok videos
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This morning on The Morning After, a man called in a fake bomb threat after finding a phone in the Walmart bathroom, someone in a chicken suit hits the street of Nashville whenever it snows, we’re searching for Thong Mom on Missed Connections, a politician in Oklahoma wants to pass a bill that says animal control officers can pick up self-proclaimed furries, our MVP tried to trade drugs for fried pickles, snortable caffeine is a thing, and we wrapped up the week with a few things we missed.
00:10 - Man calls in bomb threat after finding phone
09:25 - Man in chicken suit in Nashville
14:04 - Missed Connections
23:10 - Bill to allow animal control officers to pick up furries
28:08 - MVP
37:45 - Snortable caffeine
43:10 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a town in California is considering changing the name of a street, we had an update on the woman with a rag doll husband, Haylee filled in for Teagan on Unqualified Love Advice, the self-proclaimed ‘Orgasm Pope’ lost her job as a gym teacher, our MVP couldn’t get the bathroom door open, a thief slipped on ice during his getaway, and a New York man has been arrested for painting squirrels red.
00:10 - California town considering street name change
7:54 - MA Update
15:11 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:04 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
25:23 - ‘Orgasm Pope’ loses teaching job
32:20 - MVP
40:03 - Thief slips on ice
46:14 - Man painting squirrels red in NY
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This morning on The Morning After, a man went searching for his neighbor’s buried treasure, the world’s oldest dog may have his title stripped from him, a woman was arrested for assaulting her ex-husband with soggy bread on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the woman whose driveway was stolen, our MVP could have used a pair of headphones, a man escaped prison only to ask to be recaptured, and electronic road signs can’t be funny anymore.
00:10 - Man searches for neighbor’s buried treasure
09:53 - World’s oldest dog may lose title
16:14 - Florida/Not Florida
24:52 - MA Update
31:58 - MVP
41:06 - Prisoner escapes only to ask to go back
45:12 - Road signs can’t be funny anymore
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This morning on The Morning After, a shaman will no longer be casting anus and genital spells, a pothole in India may have brought a man back to life, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, someone is putting sex toys in hard-to-reach places near Oklahoma City, our MVP planned to pass dog urine off as her own, the Stanley craze has led to bullying, and a farmer is making bank doing chores around the farm while wearing a bikini.
00:10 - Shaman stops casting anal and genital spells
08:03 - Pothole brings man back to life
12:14 - Florida/Not Florida
21:49 - Sex toys being put in hard-to-reach places
26:16 - MVP
35:13 - Stanley craze leads to bullying
41:58 - Farmer makes money wearing bikini
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This morning on The Morning After, a man asked multiple flight attendants if they wanted to join the Mile High Club, someone stole a church’s fence that was meant to deter thieves, Adam read a poem on Missed Connections, a man suing Walmart wants unlimited shopping privileges, our MVP was upset with their negative review, thieves got stuck in rush hour traffic in Washington D.C., and we wrapped up the week with a few things we missed!
00:10 - Man asks attendants to join Mile High Club
09:00 - Someone stole a church’s fence
16:32 - Missed Connections
27:37 - Man suing Walmart wants unlimited shopping privileges
33:17 - MVP
42:54 - Thieves stuck in rush hour traffic
48:18 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman though a soap opera star wanted her to poison her husband, a passenger on a flight pooped their pants and had to sit in it, a new TikTok Trend has people walking backwards, our MVP was upset his sandwich wasn’t cut in half, we had an update on the chess player that took a dump in a bathtub, and Lexington put together an ad for aliens.
00:10 - Soap opera star wants woman to kill husband
10:24 - Passenger poops in seat
16:10 - TikTok Trend
22:52 - MVP
32:17 - MA Update
38:20 - Lexington inviting aliens to visit
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman in jail claims she got pregnant via her cell’s AC vent, another Alabama man is the star of a viral video, a masturbating man made an appearance on Florida/Not Florida, people are injecting their faces with salmon sperm to stop wrinkles, our MVP stabbed patio furniture, you could make a decent living dressing up as ’The Monkey King,’ and a woman mistakenly put her grandma’s ashes through the wash.
00:10 - Woman gets pregnant through AC vent
09:01 - Alabama man stars in viral video
15:55 - Florida/Not Florida
23:03 - Injecting salmon sperm to stop wrinkles
28:28 - MVP
39:23 - Get paid to dress up as ‘The Monkey King’
45:05 - Woman puts grandma’s ashes through the wash
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman died after rupturing her genitals when she fell off a jet ski, we played ‘What’s That Noise?’ for the first time in 2024, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we discussed what could happen if you hold in your farts, our MVP sold a car that wasn’t his, two women went back to the dealership they stole a car from six days later, and a man’s pet parrot outed him as a cheater.
00:10 - Gruesome story, peppy music
09:08 - What’s That Noise?
16:17 - Florida/Not Florida
26:25 - What happens if you hold in farts
31:22 - MVP
41:16 - Women go back to dealership they stole from
47:20 - Parrot outs man as cheater
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This morning on The Morning After, the woman that was arrested for beating her significant other with a Christmas tree was arrested again, a man got naked inside a Bass Pro Shop on Florida/Not Florida, a man is suing his doctor following a botched penis enlargement surgery, our MVP slapped a Taco Bell employee after a mistake he made at home, Canadian officials want you to stop letting moose lick your cars, and there’s a smart toilet that is Alexa-enabled and will wipe for you.
00:10 - MA Update
05:23 - Florida/Not Florida
15:21 - Botched penis enlargement surgery
21:49 - MVP
31:17 - Don’t let moose lick your cars
36:05 - Smart toilet will wipe for you
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This morning on The Morning After, the first Gruesome Story/Peppy Music of 2024 featured a priest with a tick bite, prisoners released for Christmas didn’t return, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, Australia is seeing an uptick in hot and hungry toilet snakes, our MVP hired an Uber to be his getaway driver, a YouTuber cleaned Target bathrooms for free, and a man is suing Dunkin’ Donuts over an exploding toilet.
00:10 - Gruesome Story/Peppy Music
09:17 - Prisoners released for Christmas didn’t return
15:48 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:57 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:02 - Hot and hungry toilet snakes
36:06 - MVP
44:58 - YouTuber cleans bathrooms for free
52:33 - Man suing Dunkin’ Donuts over exploding toilet
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman is suing a dentist for performing 32 procedures in one sitting, a ‘time travel’ flight on New Year’s Eve got delayed, a man was making dirt angels on Florida/Not Florida, a pothole in Grand Haven has become a viral celebrity, our MVP was a university that fired a staff member for doing something they most certainly already knew he was doing, we closed out the holiday season with a Christmas tree beating, and a zoo in Australia had a loose baboon false alarm.
00:10 - Woman sues dentist for doing 32 procedures
10:02 - ‘Time travel’ flight delayed
15:54 - Florida/Not Florida
25:05 - Grand Haven pothole
33:25 - MVP
44:30 - Christmas tree beating
50:08 - Loose Baboon False Alarm
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This morning on The Morning After, we kicked off the year by recapping the things we got stuck inside ourselves in 2023, a chess champion was stripped of his title after pooping in a hotel bathtub, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida for the first time in 2024, thieves stole $1,000 worth of butter in Canada, our MVP stole a woman’s driveway, a Florida woman is suing Hersheys for false advertising, and we ran through the worst 911 calls made in British Columbia last year.
00:10 - Things We Got Stuck in 2023
11:50 - Champion loses title for pooping in tub
17:49 - FL/NFL
29:10 - Thieves steal $1,000 worth of butter
34:18 - MVP
46:11 - Woman suing Hersheys over advertising
52:06 - Worst 911 calls in British Columbia
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This morning on The Morning After, we had our final bear story of 2023, our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review continued with the month of October, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we recapped November in our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, we hit a few Things We Missed during the week, and we closed out 2024 with December in our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review.
00:10 - Final bear story of 2023
09:10 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review - October
15:54 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:25 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:35 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review - November
36:14 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
42:51 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
50:52 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
59:57 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
1:05:35 - Things We Missed
1:14:29 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review - December
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman’s parents thought they were doing a good thing when they bought $10,000 in Disney+ gift cards, our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review continued with the month of July, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we covered the month of August in our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review, our MVPs robbed a woman while she was at her mother’s funeral, we couldn’t forget September in our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review, and two missing space tomatoes have finally been found.
00:10 - Parents buy $10,000 in Disney+ gift cards
09:28 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review - July
15:04 - Florida/Not Florida
24:32 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review - August
29:50 - MVP
39:39 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review - September
43:47 - Space tomatoes have been found
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This morning on The Morning After, a clinic in New York is offering penis fillers, our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review continued with the month of April, a man had a ‘body’ in front of his door on Florida/Not Florida, we covered the month of May in our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review, our MVP robbed a man that offered him a beer, we couldn’t forget June in our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review, and a man assaulted a WaWa employee over uncooked chicken.
00:10 - New York clinic offering penis fillers
09:08 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review - April
16:59 - Florida/Not Florida
26:50 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review - May
31:16 - MVP
41:31 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review - June
46:12 - Chicken assault in Florida
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This morning on The Morning After, we kicked off our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review with the month of January, a man stole vodka and OJ on Florida/Not Florida, our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review continued with the month of February, our MVP forgot one word on his note to the bank teller he was robbing, we couldn’t forget March in our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review, and three thieves had their getaway car stolen during a robbery.
00:10 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review - January
05:41 - Florida/Not Florida
14:48 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review - February
19:44 - MVP
28:41 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review - March
32:37 - Thieves have getaway car stolen
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This morning on The Morning After, today is the most sexless day of the year, Christmas tree eyebrows are a thing, we talked boobs on Missed Connections, a skier was nearly hit by a bear in Lake Tahoe, our MVPs took mugshots after getting in a fight at Mugshots, there’s controversy in the bird world, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:10 - Today is the most sexless day of the year
09:55 - Christmas tree eyebrows
15:04 - Missed Connections
23:51 - A bear nearly hits a skier
29:43 - MVP
37:51 - Controversy in Canadian bird vote
45:06 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, an heir to billions is going to adopt his gardener and leave everything to him, a man broke up a marriage after he didn’t get paid for a job, Teagan answered your sex and relationship questions on Unqualified Love Advice, a woman tried to get rid of bed bugs by lightning them on fire, our MVP hijacked her Uber, we had an update on the woman that claimed her Christmas presents were stolen, and a woman took to TikTok to complain about how none of her boyfriend’s friends could make it to his birthday party.
00:10 - Heir adopting gardener to leave him money
11:17 - Man breaks up marriage after non-payment
17:49 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
25:15 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
32:30 - Woman tries to light bed bugs on fire
38:06 - MVP
47:19 - MA Update
52:13 - Woman’s upset boyfriend’s friends can’t make party
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman is suing a BBQ restaurant because the smells are a nuisance, a man who wasn’t allowed to ride a bike rode one to his probation meeting, a man stole an ambulance on Florida/Not Florida, thieves that stole from Kohl’s think their charges should be reduced because they had coupons, our MVP dry-humped a manatee statue, a man threw a fit in a McDonalds after not receiving Pokemon cards, and a man stole a Walmart cash register.
00:10 - Woman sues BBQ restaurant
09:44 - Man rides bike to probation meeting
15:41 - Florida/Not Florida
23:42 - Kohl’s thieves want charges reduced
30:18 - MVP
40:10 - Man doesn’t receive Pokemon cards
46:08 - Man steals cash register
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This morning on The Morning After, a man is willing to forgive his ex-girlfriend after she shot him in the junk, a tire slasher in Italy was just a dog with gingivitis, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the dangling chair in New Jersey, our MVP had a lot of fun in the Florida Keys, a drug dealing barber was caught after authorities saw a bunch of bald guys going into his business, and a man tried to smuggled two otters and a prairie dog on an airplane.
00:10 - Man forgives ex for shooting him
08:27 - Tire slasher is just dog with gingivitis
11:53 - Florida/Not Florida
21:34 - MA Update
27:13 - MVP
35:27 - Bald men expose drug dealer
40:05 - Two otters and a prairie dog
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This morning on The Morning After, a man stole a phone and $5,000 on ‘Why you mad, bro?’, a woman mistakenly included a QR code in her social media post, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we kept our bear streak going with a Christmas decoration-stealing bear, our MVPs are selfie-taking tourists, a pig named Albert Einswine was on the run in New Jersey, and we wrapped up our short week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Why you mad, bro?
09:41 - Woman includes QR code in social media pic
16:08 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
24:16 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
31:11 - Christmas decotration-stealing bear
37:53 - MVP
44:59 - Albert Einswine on the run
48:40 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a cop got punched by a kangaroo, a restaurant in Japan will slap you for a small fee, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman swallowed a toothbrush instead of using the Heimlich maneuver, our MVP has been on the show before (and, was an MVP before), a couple had a missile in their garden for decades, and someone else got arrested for shoplifting at a ‘Shop With A Cop’ event.
00:10 - Cop gets punched by a kangaroo
08:05 - Restaurant in Japan will slap you
13:49 - Florida/Not Florida
24:10 - Woman swallows toothbrush
29:08 - MVP
38:43 - Couple had missile in garden
44:14 - Shoplifter arrested at ‘Shop With A Cop’
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman asked cops not to seize her dildo, Paraguay signed an agreement with a country that doesn’t exist, a grandma won’t stop showing off her butt on Missed Connections, a bear tried to break into a house in Lake Tahoe, our MVP just wanted a potato chip, a Virginia woman has been arrested over 60 times, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Woman asks cops to not seize dildo
08:28 - Paraguay signs agreement with fake country
14:35 - Missed Connections
23:15 - Bear story
28:05 - MVP
36:45 - Virginia woman arrested over 60 times
42:35 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, doctors found something strange in a man’s colon, a man took something into jail he shouldn’t have, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a smart toilet nearly took a man’s life, our MVP had life experience that certainly helped her as a teacher, we had an update on the Ohio lawyer that pooped in Pringles cans, and pee in Baltimore is causing buildings to crumble.
00:10 - Doctors find something strange in colon
09:18 - Man has small gun in his butt
16:19 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:00 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:41 - Smart toilet nearly kills a man
34:22 - MVP
43:04 - MA Update
48:53 - Pee in Baltimore causing buildings to crumble
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This morning on The Morning After, a man claimed someone put drugs in his underwear, a man’s constant headaches were caused by chopsticks in his brain, a woman tried to eat the evidence on Florida/Not Florida, a manager severed a finger while making a salad, our MVP hit the wrong person with her vehicle, we gave you another reason to never give someone your phone, and we wrapped up the show with a chicken heist.
00:10 - Man claims someone put drugs in underwear
10:29 - Man had chopsticks lodged in brain
17:41 - Florida/Not Florida
25:14 - Manager severs finger while making salad
33:06 - MVP
41:29 - Don’t hand your phone over to anyone
48:27 - Chicken heist
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This morning on The Morning After, two ranchers in Wyoming were accused of bleaching penises on the sides of cows, two cross country skiers recently battled frozen penises, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Tokyo recently hosted the Litter-Picking World Cup, our MVP has a problem with zippers, a woman on a flight to Philly threatened to pee in the aisle, and a mail carrier faked a robbery to get out of work.
00:10 - Ranchers bleach penises on cows
08:06 - Two cross country skiers had frozen penises
13:34 - Florida/Not Florida
24:05 - Litter-Picking World Cup
29:12 - MVP
37:16 - Woman threatens to pee in aisle of plane
42:31 - Mail carrier fakes robbery
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This morning on The Morning After, a man took a shot at a guest in his home on Why You Mad, Bro?, Canada has their own potato salad guy, Jolt Credit Union’s Matt DeVries joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, chaos erupted not once, but twice on a flight, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and we wrapped up our short week with a few things we missed.
00:10 - Why you mad, bro?
11:01 - Canada’s potato salad guy
17:54 - Florida/Not Florida
29:17 - Flight chaos x 2
34:13 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
47:01 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
53:55 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
60:10 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man took a shot at a prostitute he hired to pee on him after he thought she stole his wallet, a man got beat up by 20 strippers at a club in Thailand, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man was riding his bike and masturbating at the same time, our MVP stole Christmas gifts from a family in Florida, the 2024 carp calendar is here, and your sex toy might be giving you diabetes.
00:10 - Man takes shot at prostitute he hired to pee
09:30 - Man gets beat up by 20 strippers
13:58 - Florida/Not Florida
22:01 - Man riding a bike while masturbating
26:50 - MVP
36:32 - 2024 carp calendar
42:00 - Sex toy might give you diabetes
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This morning on The Morning After, men can’t chat with their AI girlfriend after the CEO of the company went to jail, someone stole a woman’s drugs on Florida/Not Florida, people are having sex in rage rooms, our MVP went to an Uber driver’s home to retrieve a phone, a man was drunk when he went to pick up his drunk friend in jail, and a raucous holiday party included group sex and someone puking in the guacamole.
00:10 - Men can’t talk to AI girlfriend
05:35 - Florida/Not Florida
13:19 - People are having sex in rage rooms
20:01 - MVP
27:21 - Drunk man picks up drunk friend in jail
32:45 - Holiday party includes group sex and vomit
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This morning on The Morning After, a Florida man pooped on a possum, two YouTubers found out whether or not you could use a sex toy to cheat at chess, we hung out in the bread aisle on Missed Connections, a screaming person turned out to be a sad goat in Canada, our MVP stole a cop car to run errands, we fulfilled our weekly bear quota at the last possible moment, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Florida man poops on dead possum
08:21 - Sex toys to cheat at chess
12:55 - Missed Connections
23:22 - Screaming person is just sad goat
27:19 - MVP
36:06 - Bear steals Taco Bell off porch
42:45 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman nearly ripped another woman’s face off on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?’, selfies are a public health problem in Australia, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, our MVPs were involved in a high stakes meat heist, a woman was shocked to learn that Alaska is not an island, and a man running from police tried to hide in a porta potty.
00:10 - Why You Mad, Bro?
10:00 - Selfies are a public health problem
15:40 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:02 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:06 - MVP
38:47 - Alaska is not an island
44:54 - Suspect hides in porta potty
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This morning on The Morning After, a Canadian man used his mom’s poop for a DIY fecal transplant, a horse got loose on a plane, a man wanted police to stop pursuing him on Florida/Not Florida, artificial intelligence ended a relationship, our MVP was high on meth behind the wheel of the Santa Train, a thief dropped into a smoke shop to steal cigarettes and lotto tickets, and a bank has declared a woman dead two different times.
00:10 - DIY fecal transplant
11:13 - Horse gets loose on a plane
15:31 - Florida/Not Florida
23:11 - AI ends relationships
30:44 - MVP
38:49 - Thief steals cigarettes and lotto tickets
43:41 - Bank declares woman dead twice
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman fulfilled her dream of having sex on a Florida causeway, a town in Oregon celebrated the 53rd anniversary of a botched whale explosion, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the pickleball masturbator has been caught, our MVP stole a camera that kept taking pictures of him, a seal in Tasmania kept a woman from getting to work, and a CVS in Washington D.C. can’t keep its toilet paper on the shelves.
00:10 - Woman has sex on causeway
09:04 - Botched whale explosion celebration
14:42 - Florida/Not Florida
24:23 - Pickleball masturbator apprehended
29:24 - MVP
37:33 - Seal keeps woman from getting to work
43:26 - Toilet paper being stolen from CVS
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This morning on The Morning After, a porn star’s pet python bit her costar’s penis, someone stole thousands of rare Kit Kats, a candy bar was missing an almond on Missed Connections, a man turned the tables on a crocodile in Australia, our MVP head butted a ref at a rec league soccer match, a man stole a motorized cart from a grocery store, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Porn star’s pet python bites co-star’s penis
08:41 - Rare Kit Kats stolen
14:23 - Missed Connections
25:10 - Man bites crocodile in Australia
30:36 - MVP
39:02 - Man steals motorized cart
44:06 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was killed when a robot couldn’t tell the difference between him and a box of vegetables, a man threatened to shoot his coworker for spoiling ‘Top Gun: Maverick,’ Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man recently released from prison stole an ambulance, our MVP wouldn’t do his job with his tea, two women in Ann Arbor have been accused of embezzling money from the Girl Scouts, and a plane missing two windows got up to 15,000 feet before anyone noticed.
00:10 - Robot kills man he thought was box
08:51 - Man threatens to shoot coworker over spoiler
16:28 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:56 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:58 - Recently released prisoner steals ambulance
31:58 - MVP
40:52 - Girl Scout embezzlers
47:34 - Plane missing two windows
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman stabbed a man in the hand on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?’, a man urinated on the side of a Nashville police station, a man pulled out his penis after buying lotto tickets on Florida/Not Florida, doctors removed the wrong organ when they couldn’t find a man’s appendix, our MVP told his Uber driver a little bit too much, we had an update on the Missouri teacher with an OnlyFans account, and UFOs in San Diego were just the Navy parachute team.
00:10 - Why you mad, bro?
09:05 - Man urinates on side of Nashville police station
14:59 - Florida/Not Florida
22:06 - Doctors remove wrong organ
29:25 - MVP
37:55 - MA Update
45:09 - UFOs were just Navy parachute team
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman hired a pet detective to find her missing cat, penis cage owners may have had their information compromised, Dillon Clark from the Saginaw Spirit joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman keeps receiving unwanted Chewbacca calls, our MVP received a package that wasn’t his, a woman has been breastfeeding her husband for six years, and a cursed painted has sold on eBay.
00:10 - Woman hires pet detective to find cat
08:31 - Penis cage information compromised
14:17 - Florida/Not Florida
23:17 - Woman receives Chewbacca calls
26:49 - MVP
36:10 - Woman breastfeeds husband
43:57 - Cursed painting sold on eBay
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This morning on The Morning After, a man stabbed his fishing buddy on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?’, Montenegro’s ‘Lazy Olympics’ are currently underway, a man was sniffing his hairdresser on Missed Connections, a yoga teacher is really good at teaching the ‘corpse pose,’ our MVP went to Ace Hardware for hedge clippers, there’s currently a laxative shortage, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Why Mad You, Bro?
09:45 - Montenegro hosting ‘Lazy Olympics’
16:12 - Missed Connections
26:26 - Perfect ‘corpse pose’
30:46 - MVP
38:30 - There’s a laxative shortage
43:42 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a very tall naked man broke into a couple of houses before getting tased, over 11,000 runners cheated during a marathon, Teagan joined us to answer your sex and relationship questions on Unqualified Love Advice, a kid stole an SUV to get to school, our MVP wanted to cross the Atlantic in a human hamster wheel, a bar in Greece is taking unfinished drinks and making a new cocktail, and a suspect armed robber under surveillance got loose and robbed again.
00:10 - Very tall naked man get tased
06:42 - 11,000 marathon runners cheat
12:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:01 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
24:38 - Kid steals SUV to get to school
30:51 - MVP
40:36 - Greek bar mixing unfinished drinks
47:05 - Suspect robber under surveillance robs again
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman is renting out one side of her bed to lonely people, a man went to the emergency room with a wire stuck in his penis, a man threw a couple of candy bars on Florida/Not Florida, we fulfilled our weekly bear quota with a bear named Tripod, our MVP was using his drone to turn the water in a hotel’s pool neon green, a couple of contractors created a short cut through The Great Wall of China, and a woman chewed through an anti-theft cable to steal an iPhone.
00:10 - Woman rents out one side of bed
09:46 - Man with wire in penis
15:18 - Florida/Not Florida
23:30 - Bear steals White Claws
29:16 - MVP
38:36 - Short cut through Great Wall of China
44:51 - Woman chews through cable to steal phone
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This morning on The Morning After, a flight had to turn around after someone experiences a ‘feces fiasco,’ a new TikTok Trend has people explaining why they’re afraid to cook chicken, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, scientists in Japan have created a super slippery toilet, our MVP showed off his new (stolen) ride on Facebook, parents in Japan are speed-dating to find their children a significant other, and someone put up a ‘Nude Beach’ sign in Chicago.
00:10 - Feces fiasco leads flight to turn around
10:13 - TikTok Trend
16:28 - Florida/Not Florida
26:25 - Super slippery toilet
30:15 - MVP
38:21 - Parents speed-dating
43:53 - ‘Nude Beach’ in Chicago
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This morning on The Morning After, a teacher has a face paint fetish, a woman got sick from sniffing peppers, we almost got a look at that fat thing on Missed Connections, a marriage counselor helps couples by having sex with them, our MVP was sleepy, a club goer in Ann Arbor bit someone’s balls, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Teacher has a face paint fetish
09:41 - Woman gets sick sniffing peppers
16:08 - Missed Connections
26:52 - Marriage counselor has sex with couples
32:44 - MVP
40:12 - Club goer bites someone’s balls
47:51 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a hotel in England has finally figured out who’s stealing their koi, tourists are chasing bears at Yellowstone, Teagan joined us to answer your sex and relationship questions on Unqualified Love Advice, the world’s most expensive cheese sold for $32,000, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and a woman karate chopped an employee at an airport.
00:10 - Suspect caught stealing koi
08:42 - Tourists chasing bears
13:53 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:56 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:32 - World’s most expensive cheese sold
31:44 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
39:22 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
48:04 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
54:48 - Woman karate chops airport employee
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This morning on The Morning After, a man pulled out his penis during the complementary breakfast at a hotel, we had an update on the chess controversy involving anal beads, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union joined us for Florida/Not Florida, group of runners freaks out a patio full of people, our MVPs twerked on their father’s grave, a man wore a bird mask to befriend birds (and failed), and a man was struck by lightning twice.
00:10 - Man pulls out penis at hotel breakfast
9:31 - MA Update
14:35 - Florida/Not Florida
25:27 - Runners scare patio full of people
31:16 - MVP
40:22 - Man wears bird mask to befriend birds
45:46 - Man struck by lightning twice
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This morning on The Morning After, a couple trying to get pregnant was doing it wrong, doctors found a live worm in a woman’s brain, Dillon Clark from the Saginaw Spirit joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the number of people getting things stuck in their butts is on the rise, our MVP let his friend pack his suitcase, a reporter was robbed while reporting on a robbery, and a bunch of Tough Mudder competitors got really sick.
00:10 - Couple trying to get pregnant doing it wrong
10:05 - Doctors find live worm in woman’s brain
18:02 - Florida/Not Florida
26:50 - More people getting stuff stuck in butts
33:23 - MVP
42:01 - Reporter robbed
48:04 - Tough Mudder contestants get sick
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This morning on The Morning After, the CDC wants you to stop wrestling armadillos, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a ham sold at the Kentucky State Fair for $10 million, our MVP should have put his drugs away after he called the cops, someone tried to sell their house to a dog, and man put his head in a giant fountain in Switzerland.
00:10 - Don’t wrestle armadillos
05:58 - Florida/Not Florida
14:39 - Ham sold for $10 million
20:44 - MVP
30:15 - House sold to dog
36:21 - Man puts head in big fountain
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This morning on The Morning After, a man got a DUI on a Power Wheels, space debris hit space debris to create more space debris, we went to Olive Garden on Missed Connections, we had an update on the woman that left her dog at the airport, our MVP had a unique way to deal with his noisy neighbors, a man running from police popped up on Match.com, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:10 - DUI on Power Wheels
09:35 - Space debris hits space debris
15:56 - Missed Connections
25:54 - MA Update
32:10 - MVP
40:35 - Felon is on Match.com
46:46 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a teacher was drunk on the first day of school, a woman followed in her mother’s footsteps and became a stripper, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a business that just finished cleaning up after the last car that drove through it had another car drive through it, our MVP has three beaked accomplices, the Illinois State Fair butter cow isn’t entirely made of butter, and a man shot his girlfriend in the foot at the Kentucky State Fair.
00:10 - Teacher drunk on first day of school
09:21 - Woman follows in mother’s footsteps
17:01 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:53 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:54 - Second car crashes into building
36:30 - MVP
44:00 - Butter cow isn’t made entirely of butter
50:20 - Man shoots girlfriend in foot at fair
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This morning on The Morning After, a group of people beat up a host at a restaurant on Why You Mad, Bro?, we kept our bear streak alive with a napping bear, people were clogging toilets on Florida/Not Florida, a Italian millionaire called out his soon-to-be wife at their engagement party, our MVP is a real porch pirate, we introduced you to the Cuban Iron Man, and a woman ‘accidentally’ sprayed pepper spray on a plane.
00:10 - Why you mad, bro?
10:17 - Bear takes nap in man’s apartment
16:35 - Florida/Not Florida
25:03 - Italian millionaire calls out soon-to-be-wife
32:47 - MVP
42:29 - Cuban Iron Man
48:36 - Woman sprays pepper spray on plane
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman lost her finger in a library dropbox mishap, we had an update on the man that married a rag doll, Dillon Clark from the Saginaw Spirit joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the CDC is asking you not to kiss your pet turtles, our MVP has had enough of one particular parking gate, a judge didn’t know his TikTok was public, and there was no soccer and no peace at a Soccer For Peace event.
00:10 - Woman lost finger in library dropbox
11:20 - MA Update
17:07 - Florida/Not Florida
26:14 - Don’t kiss your turtles
31:11 - MVP
39:01 - Judge doesn’t know TikTok is public
46:20 - No soccer and no peace
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman caught her sister breastfeeding her child, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a TikTok Trend has people cracking eggs on their children’s heads, our MVP talked to the news crew that was doing a story about him, a cemetery in England wants you to stop having sex on their tombstones, and a man with ducklings in his underwear has been accused of starting fires in Australia.
00:10 - Woman breastfeeding sister's baby
06:24 - Florida/Not Florida
16:47 - TikTok Trend
22:55 - MVP
29:49 - Stop having sex on our tombstones
35:56 - Man with ducklings in his underwear
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This morning on The Morning After, a man broke into Joe’s Crab Shack to steal shrimp, a woman wasn’t charged for biting a cop because she doesn’t have any teeth, we tried to make a Munger love connection on Missed Connections, a farm in England wants people to stop taking topless pics in their sunflowers, our MVP just wanted to be a cop, a naked man that broke into a house claimed he was being chased by an alligator, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Man steals shrimp from Joe’s Crab Shack
07:52 - Toothless woman bites cop
12:5 - Missed Connections
22:19 - Farm wants topless sunflower pics to stop
27:46 - MVP
36:12 - A naked man was being chased by a gator
41:30- Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman was attacked by both a snake and a hawk while mowing her lawn, a man was killed by falling wheels of cheese, Teagan joined us to answer your sex and relationship questions on Unqualified Love Advice, residents in Peru are being terrorized by ‘aliens’ that might actually be miners wearing jet packs, our MVP should have taken off his uniform, drunk raccoons are trashing apartments in Berlin, and we had a Furious Furry Free-For-All in California!
00:10 - Woman attacked by both a snake and a hawk
09:47 - Man killed by wheels of cheese
15:37 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:28 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:50 - Aliens are just miners with jet packs
34:06 - MVP
41:25 - Drunk raccoons trashing apartments
48:05 - Furious Furry Free-For-All
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This morning on The Morning After, a man waited ten years to get revenge on his neighbor, we kept our bear story streak going with an update on Hank The Tank, a man was upset about his emergency room wait time on Florida/Not Florida, a woman climbed on a historic fountain to fill her water bottle, our MVP failed to rob two different businesses, a woman divorced her husband after getting catfished by someone she thought was on ‘Stranger Things,’ and a woman is avoiding her period by continuously being pregnant.
00:10 - Man waits ten years to get revenge
08:22 - Bear story
14:51 - Florida/Not Florida
23:07 - Woman climbs on fountain to fill bottle
29:27 - MVP
38:06 - Woman falls for ‘Stranger Things’ catfish
44:21 - Woman avoids period by getting pregnant
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This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to the ‘Anointed Liquidator,’ we played Vagina Hi-Lo for the first time, a naked man was hosing himself off on Florida/Not Florida, we told you why you shouldn’t hold in your sneezes, our MVP went all ‘Catch Me If You Can’ on a hospital in Texas, science has determined whether or not a human could beat a chimp in a fight, and AI is going to start stealing your passwords.
00:10 - The Anointed Liquidator
10:32 - Vagina Hi-Lo
17:09 - Florida/Not Florida
26:03 - Don’t hold in your sneezes
32:22 - MVP
41:04 - Chimp vs. Human
47:26 - AI is going to steal your passwords
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This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on the woman on the airplane that claimed someone wasn’t real, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons and Dill Pickle from the Saginaw Spirit joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a supermarket closed after a spider whose bite can give men painful erections was discovered in a box of bananas, our MVPs should have never sat behind the wheel, a man broke into a church to steal chicken nuggets, and people in San Francisco are having sex in robotaxis.
00:10 - MA Update
06:20 - Florida/Not Florida
15:38 - Supermarket shut down over spider
19:53 - MVP
27:47 - Man breaks into church for chicken nuggets
34:34 - Sex in robotaxis
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This morning on The Morning After, a couple’s joint bachelor/bachelorette party ended with an arrest, a man is turning his erotica collection into a museum, someone was upset with their coworkers on Missed Connections, a naked man chugged milk in a CVS in Texas, our MVP stole a world-famous pie, we had an update on the Lake Tahoe Foot Fondler, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Bachelor/bachelorette party ends with arrest
09:27 - Erotica collection becoming museum
15:41 - Missed Connections
26:16 - Naked man chugs milk in CVS
31:18 - MVP
38:57 - MA Update
43:37 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a high school in Michigan had an unfortunate misspelling on a banner at their football stadium, a zoo in China is trying to pass off a dog as a lion, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, police are asking you to not call them about manatee orgies, our MVPs were committing crimes when they were supposed to be at church camp, we played What’s That Noise?, and you could be making over $100,000 creating pizza content.
00:10 - Sign misspelled at MI high school
08:37 - Zoo passing off dog as lion
14:13 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:48 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:50 - Don’t call cops on manatee orgies
34:01 - MVP
42:42 - What’s That Noise?
48:32 - Make money creating pizza content
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This morning on The Morning After, garbage collectors have outraged residents in England, we had an update on the sun bear that might be a man in a bear costume, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man late for his flight threatened to blow up the airport, our MVP stole change from parking meters, a neighborhood lost its ice cream truck after someone complained about the noise, and a man had just four months left on his sentence before escaping prison.
00:10 - Garbage collectors outrage residents
10:05 - MA Update
15:11 - Florida/Not Florida
24:42 - Man threatens to blow up airport
29:44 - MVP
36:31 - Neighborhood loses ice cream truck
42:45 - Man escapes prison with four months left
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This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to a man with two penises, we fulfilled our weekly bear quota with a possible fake bear story, a robber fell from the ceiling on Florida/Not Florida, a realtor lost his job after drinking milk straight from the carton during an open house, our MVP created a fake employee, new AI sex robots might blackmail and even kill you, and a man doing an Internet challenge got a light bulb stuck in his mouth.
00:10 - Man with two penises
08:42 - Bear at zoo in China might be fake
15:20 - Florida/Not Florida
23:56 - Realtor drinks from the carton
30:16 - MVP
38:26 - AI sex robots might blackmail you
44:58 - Man gets light bulb stuck in mouth
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This morning on The Morning After, there was a feces fiasco in Northern Michigan, a woman was trading drugs for phone sex in Genessee County, we played with some milkers on Missed Connections, our MVP is throwing frozen bananas in Pennsylvania, a woman lost part of her ear at a house party, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Northern Michigan feces fiasco
09:30 - Drugs for phone sex
15:51 - Missed Connections
25:15 - MVP
32:44- Girl loses ear at house party
38:30 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, fake contractors destroyed a woman’s chimney to create work for themselves, ‘cocaine sharks’ might be real, Teagan joined us to answer your sex and relationship questions on Unqualified Love Advice, Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and a family returned cans to another state and made over $7 million.
00:10 - Fake contractors wreck chimney
08:27 - Cocaine sharks are real
15:41 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:00 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:21 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
37:24 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
42:29 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
48:30 - Family returns cans for $7 million
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman kept turning off the power to her village to see her boyfriends, two different men committed firefighter-related crimes, there was a rice assault on Florida/Not Florida, our MVP was a jealous mechanic, the newest Instagram influencer is completely AI-generated, and grandma swallowed her dentures.
00:10 - Woman turns off power to village
09:38 - Firefighter-related crimes
15:31 - Florida/Not Florida
24:18 - MVP
31:52 - AI-generated influencer
37:55 - Grandma swallowed her dentures
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This morning on The Morning After, we played ‘Why You Mad, Bro?’ to find out why a man in Boston was so mad, a man recently discovered he’s related to his soon-to-be husband, a naked man stood at the edge of a stranger’s bed on Florida/Not Florida, our MVP stole someone’s identity to get a job, a woman fell in love with the man that stole her phone, and authorities in France are setting up a doggie DNA database to catch owner’s that don’t pick up poop.
00:10 - Why you mad, bro?
11:10 - Man related to soon-to-be husband
17:10 - Florida/Not Florida
25:55 - MVP
34:40 - Woman falls in love with phone thief
39:02 - Doggie DNA database
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This morning on The Morning After, a Chipotle in Florida is going viral after Yelpers suggest GM is seducing husbands, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, our MVP is a judge who can’t stay off her phone, we played ‘What’s In The Box?,’ and pickleball has driven one couple to stage a protest.
00:10 - Chipotle manager seducing women’s husbands
05:36 - Florida/Not Florida
14:10 - MVP
22:55 - What’s in the box?
27:42 - Pickleball protest
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This morning on The Morning After, My Strange Addiction is back with an update on the woman that ate toilet paper, peacocks are overrunning a Florida town, Haylee joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a mom in Mexico got her son a stripper for his 18th birthday, our MVP served up dirty fries, a woman who claimed to be a volunteer firefighter stole a fire truck, and someone else tried to hire a hitman through RentAHitman.com.
00:10 - My Strange Addiction returns
09:04 - Peacocks overrunning Florida town
14:40 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:21 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:36 - Mom buys son stripper for 18th birthday
32:48 - MVP
42:57 - ‘Volunteer firefighter’ steals fire truck
48:47 - Someone else went to RentAHitman.com
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This morning on The Morning After, a seagull statue is too sexy for one northeastern city, a doctor checked YouTube before performing a medical procedure, a dude did donuts in front of the police station on Florida/Not Florida, a air conditioningless flight out of Las Vegas had people pooping their pants, our MVP goes by Shaky, we fulfilled our bear quota for the week, and the ‘Living Nostradamus’ thinks AI could open otherworldly portals.
00:10 - Seagull statue is too sexy
08:13 - Doctor checks YouTube
15:32 - Florida/Not Florida
23:35 - Airline fun
30:23 - MVP
38:02 - Man saves moose from bear
44:11 - Artificial intelligence opens portal
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman disguised herself as a doctor to have sex with her husband at the hospital, you can get paid to watch someone else work, a woman threw a burrito on Florida/Not Florida, a man with drugs in his car also had drugs in his butt, our MVP had a great reason to steal a car, someone else carved their name into The Coliseum, and a man tried to set the world record for crying.
00:10 - Woman disguises herself as doctor
08:32 - Get paid to watch someone work
14:53 - Florida/Not Florida
23:17 - Man with drugs in car has drugs in butt
28:52 - MVP
39:45 - Another Coliseum carving
46:13 - Man tries to set crying world record
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This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on the woman that married a ghost, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a priest in Greece invited a tourist into a back room for a ‘special gift,’ our MVP fell for what might be the worst scam ever, the man that wants to be a dog finally went for a walk, and we have a new toe-wrestling champion!
00:10 - MA Update
06:59 - Florida/Not Florida
16:41 - Priest gives tourist a ‘special gift’
23:11 - MVP
31:30 - Man that wants to be dog goes for walk
37:51 - New toe-wrestling champion
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This morning on The Morning After, a man concealed something behind his balls, one man labeled his neighbor a ‘cat pervert,’ we heard from the Dreadlock Gym Guy on Missed Connections, a man riding a bike stole a horse, our MVP was swimming nude to cure what ails him, drug mule used Uber to transport drugs, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed
00:10 - Man conceals something behind his balls
09:59 - Cat pervert
15:14 - Missed Connections
26:03 - Man riding a bike stole a horse
31:48 - MVP
39:16 - Mule uses Uber to transport drugs
43:29 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man convinced a woman that he was God and asked her to make deposits to the ‘Bank of Heaven,’ a grocery store shopper spotted a man pleasuring himself with a banana, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a bear stole a backpack filled with beer and beef jerky, our MVP was arrested for speeding after going to court on a speeding charge, a naked man in Indiana was caught using a woman’s hose, and an aggressive otter in California is stealing surfboards.
00:10 - Man convinces woman he’s God
10:33 - Shopper sees man pleasuring himself with banana
17:12 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
24:32 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:58 - Bear steals backpack filled with beer and beef jerky
33:39 - MVP
41:46 - Naked man caught using hose
48:12 - Otter stealing surfboards in California
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Montana pinched a cop’s penis, a parrot was mistaken for a screaming woman in England, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man who ran into a bus on his dirt bike had his day go from bad to worse, our MVP was an 8-year old carjacker, someone stole a $7,000 monkey from a pet store, and a man is dead after letting a caterer inject his penis with silicone.
00:10 - Montana woman pinches cop’s penis
07:41 - Parrot mistaken for screaming woman
11:50 - Florida/Not Florida
21:20 - Dirt bike rider’s day goes from bad to worse
25:40 - MVP
34:02 - $7,000 monkey stolen from pet store
39:20 - Man dies after caterer injects penis with silicone
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This morning on The Morning After, a pool in Ohio had to be closed three times in one day for poop-related incidents, a gruesome story involving a boy’s eye was made a little less gruesome with some peppy music, a couple of weird twins were peering into cars on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the Kansas City Chiefs #1 fan that’s also a bank robber, our MVP pulled a gun on an Amazon delivery person, a man showed an entire Las Vegas casino his butthole, and we need to limit screen time for gorillas.
00:10 - Pool closed after poop incidents
10:06 - Gruesome story, peppy music
15:52 - Florida/Not Florida
24:18 - MA Update
30:12 - MVP
38:11 - Man shows entire casino his butthole
45:53 - Please limit screen time for gorillas
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This morning on The Morning After, a man in England is selling jars of air, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, snail racing is back in England for the first time since the pandemic, our MVP might be the worst robber ever, a mayoral candidate is using OnlyFans to fund his campaign, and robots are definitely not going to take our jobs and revolt.
00:10 - Man selling jars of air
05:31 - Florida/Not Florida
14:48 - Snail racing is back
19:57 - MVP
28:20 - Mayoral candidate starts OnlyFans
34:58 - Robots won’t take jobs or revolt
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This morning on The Morning After, a man put his penis in an ants nest to make it bigger, Lake Tahoe Police are searching for a foot fondler, we scoured CraigsList for some great Missed Connections, a couple was fighting in the street over a duck, our MVP outran police just like he said he would, a pickle company is suing its rival for stealing their recipe, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Man puts penis in ant nest to make it bigger
07:34 - Lake Tahoe has a foot fondler
12:50 - Missed Connections
22:34 - Duck dispute leads to fight in street
27:11 - MVP
36:14 - Pickle company suing rival
42:43 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a pig milker is suing her employer over her wrist injuries, someone is stealing urinal grates in Japan, a man stole a couple of gas station sandwiches on Florida/Not Florida, a woman saw someone that wasn’t real on a flight this weekend, our MVP stole 69 birds, a woman in Maine got bit by a bear, and a school’s new garden looks like a penis.
00:10 - Pig milker sues employer
09:49 - Someone stealing urine grates in Japan
15:11 - Florida/Not Florida
23:11 - Woman sees someone that isn’t real
29:24 - MVP
39:52 - Bear bites woman in Maine
45:00 - Garden looks like a penis
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This morning on The Morning After, we played ‘Why You Mad, Bro’ after a woman threw a Molotov cocktail into a bank, a woman lost a leg at the airport on Gruesome Story, Peppy Music, a man thought he met his ninja soulmate on Missed Connections, a woman showed up to a job interview with the Sheriff’s department drunk, Jason Gower joined us to answer any and all legal questions you may have had, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Why you mad, bro?
11:06 - Gruesome story, peppy music
17:27 - Missed Connections
29:16 - Woman shows up to interview drunk
35:42 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
40:06 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
50:36 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
56:15 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
1:04:00 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, New Jersey is dealing with a diaper dumper, people in China are sucking on stones, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a woman covered herself in horse poop to ‘cleanse’ herself, our MVP brushed her teeth on a plane, a sheriff in Florida wants criminals to stop during current heat wave, and criminals are stealing side mirrors in Virginia.
00:10 - New Jersey has a diaper dumper
08:06 - People are sucking stones in China
14:53 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:40 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:48 - Woman covers herself in horse poo
33:12 - MVP
40:18 - Sheriff asks criminals to wait during heat wave
43:56 - Criminals are stealing side mirrors off cars
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman’s smooth armpits are very popular on OnlyFans, Pickleball injuries are on the rise, a man assaulted restaurant patrons with Skittles on Florida/Not Florida, a cherry-picking festival in the UK had to be canceled, our MVP gave over $1 million to a man that wasn’t the owner of the casino, there are now horseflies that can rip your flesh off, and a teacher in Italy has been fired after working just four of the last 24 years.
00:10 - OnlyFans model’s smooth armpits
09:29 - Pickleball injuries are on the rise
15:40 - Florida/Not Florida
22:58 - Cherry-picking festival in the UK canceled
27:16 - MVP
36:20 - Horseflies that can rip your flesh off
41:51 - Teacher works four of 24 years
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This morning on The Morning After, a janitor destroyed years of research when he unplugged a fridge, farmers in India are wearing bear costumes to scare off monkeys, a man was upset with his crack purchase on Florida/Not Florida, we discussed the ‘laxative effect’ when you walk into certain stores, our MVP carved his girlfriend’s name into an international landmark, FedEx is being accused of rolling back odometers in their trucks, and a professor studying honesty has been accused of being dishonest.
00:10 - Janitor destroys research
08:22 - Farmers dressing up like bears
15:04 - Florida/Not Florida
25:16 - The Laxative Effect
30:23 - MVP
40:03 - FedEx rolling back odometers
45:52 - Honesty professed accused of being dishonest
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This morning on The Morning After, a chef hoping for a job put meth in soy sauce, farmers in Slovakia have a drug-addicted swan problem, Haylee joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, ‘Ghost Poop’ is the new TikTok Trend everyone is talking about, our MVP just wanted to celebrate Father’s Day with his wife, there’s controversy in the women’s college bowling world, and a boogie boarder won’t stop boogie boarding.
00:10 - ‘Chef’ puts meth in soy sauce
08:46 - Drug-addicted swans
14:35 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:49 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:09 - TikTok Trend (Ghost poop)
32:07 - MVP
40:30 - College bowling controversy
47:56 - Boogie boarder won’t stop
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This morning on The Morning After, a restaurant manager in California hired a fake priest to get his employees to confess to their sins, we had an update on the employer that paid a man’s final check in oil-covered pennies, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a politician has been caught standing naked in his doorway, our MVP is way too old to be in high school, the sex championships in Sweden were ‘chaotic,’ and a drive-in theater in Canada wants people to stop stealing their cat.
00:10 - Restaurant manager hires fake priest
10:13 - MA Update
14:27 - Florida/Not Florida
24:49 - Politician caught naked in doorway
30:15 - MVP
39:17 - Sex championships were ‘chaotic’
45:18 - Theater asks patrons to stop stealing cat
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This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to the Da Vinci of Doo Doo, a woman that wasn’t dead is dead now, a gas station clerk just wanted to go home on Florida/Not Florida, we had another fishing tournament controversy, our MVP was too lazy to put on clothes, a woman had drugs and a raccoon in her bag, and an OnlyFans model accidentally airdropped a nude to all of the other parents at her kid’s football practice.
00:10 - Da Vinci of Doo Doo
07:10 - Woman that wasn’t dead is dead now
11:13 - Florida/Not Florida
20:03 - Fishing tournament controversy
26:48 - MVP
37:07 - Woman had drugs and a raccoon in her bag
42:42 - OnlyFans model airdrops nudes to other parents
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This morning on The Morning After, a pig stole some beer and fought a cow, a man broke into a home to charge his phone, we had a sex duel on Missed Connections, we sounded the panty sniffer alarm, our MVP punched a baby, a man was sued for smoking weed in his own home, and we wrapped up the week with a few things we missed.
00:10 - Pig steals beer, gets drunk, fights cow
07:18 - Man breaks into home to charge phone
12:53 - Missed Connections
22:25 - Panty sniffer arrested
29:29 - MVP
38:04 - Man sued for smoking weed in own home
42:44 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man had his bike, shoes, and socks stolen, a woman accidentally grabbed super glue instead of her eyedrops, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, cows are attacking runners on a Colorado trail, our MVP stole another cop car, we had an update on the high school seniors that vandalized multiple schools, and a man was fired for being in the bathroom six hours a day.
00:10 - Man has bike, shoes, and socks stolen
09:55 - Woman puts super glue in eyes
15:13 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:27 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:06 - Cows attacking runners on a Colorado trail
35:40 - MVP
44:24 - MA Update
50:07 - Man fired for being in bathroom six hours a day
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This morning on The Morning After, a Rhode Island man admitted to breaking into homes to steal sex toys, we had another update on the woman with the rag doll husband, a man that claimed he could evade police actually couldn’t on Florida/Not Florida, a woman saw two ‘witches’ eating a deer carcass on her trail camera, our MVP should have just turned around, someone else tried to hire a hitman through RentAHitman.com, and an 82-year old man has been given his last chance by a judge.
00:10 - RI man admits to stealing sex toys
10:37 - MA Update
17:57 - Florida/Not Florida
24:41 - Woman sees ‘witches’ on trail camera
32:02 - MVP
39:17 - Someone else tried to hire a hitman at RentAHitman.com
45:07 - 82-year old given one last chance
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This morning on The Morning After, a goat pushed a tourist off a cliff in Spain, a woman handed off her baby to get involved in a fight, a man ordered a chicken sandwich before robbing a McDonalds on Florida/Not Florida, a hiker didn’t thank the sherpa that saved his life, our MVP had a roommate dispute, a pastor and his son were dealing drugs out of a church in North Carolina, and someone ate the bear bait in Florida.
00:10 - Goat pushes woman off cliff in Spain
07:51 - Woman hands off baby to join fight
13:58 - Florida/Not Florida
23:34 - Hiker doesn’t thank sherpa
29:50 - MVP
37:37 - Father and son dealing drugs out of church
43:59 - Someone ate the bear bait in Florida
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This morning on The Morning After, we had fun with naked men (in boots), Video Jimmy went for his seventh straight win on Florida/Not Florida, Jack Links is hosting a meat retreat, our MVP thought he was a ghost, Sweden is now recognizing sex as a sport, and a man robbing a cell phone store should have worn his disguise a bit longer.
00:10 - Fun with naked men (in boots)
06:59 - Florida/Not Florida
15:34 - Jack Links is hosting a meat retreat
22:02 - MVP
29:06 - Sweden recognizing sex as a sport
35:33 - Thief takes off disguise during robbery
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This morning on The Morning After, a manager got beat up at Sonic on Why You Mad, Bro?, we discovered the best way to combat Gooch Grease, a woman is searching for her masseuse on Missed Connections, Arizona officials want you to know that what you saw wasn’t an alligator, our MVP is accused of leading a Lego theft ring, Taylor Swift fans are wearing adult diapers to her shows, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:10 - Why You Mad, Bro?
10:52 - Best way to combat Gooch Grease
15:16 - Missed Connections
25:53 - That wasn’t an alligator in Arizona
30:30 - MVP
42:17 - Swifts wearing adult diapers
48:00 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man used a Duck Hunt gun to rob a business, firefighting goats are losing their jobs, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, the web address on Maryland license plates is wrong, our MVP just wanted a cheap burger, a doctor lost his job after prescribing ice cream and video games, and Missouri officials want you to know it’s illegal to wrestle bears.
00:10 - Man uses Duck Hunt gun in robbery
08:36 - Firefighting goats are losing their jobs
15:11 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:13 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:05 - Web address on license plates is wrong
33:37 - MVP
43:48 - Doctor prescribes ice cream and video games
48:27 - Don’t wrestle bears in Missouri
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This morning on The Morning After, a man got a deodorant can stuck in his butt, the Maine Mineral and Gem Museum is still searching for pieces of a fallen meteorite, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman wanted an inner lip tattoo, our MVP was interrupted by puppies in the studio, a woman won a race while unconscious, and someone in Canada stole over $2,000 worth of toothpaste.
00:10 - Man gets deodorant can stuck in butt
09:29 - MA Update
15:23 - Florida/Not Florida
25:20 - Woman wants inner lip tattoo
30:50 - MVP (and, puppies)
37:28 - Woman wins race while unconscious
43:43 - Canadian thief steals lots of toothpaste
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This morning on The Morning After, we told you about three different senior pranks, a man was running from a ghost on Florida/Not Florida, a fire station was under investigation for serving up penis-shaped meatloaf, our MVP just wanted a cupcake, an official in Indian drained an entire reservoir just to get his phone, and a woman got upset and the milk she ordered in the drive-thru was cheaper than they told her.
00:10 - Senior pranks
05:22 - Florida/Not Florida
14:41 - Penis-shaped meatloaf
20:52 - MVP
27:52 - Indian official drains reservoir to get phone
33:10 - Woman upset over price of milk in drive-thru
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This morning on The Morning After, a principal gave the keys to the school to seniors for a prank that didn’t end well, a man fractured his penis in three places, a man is offering to diagnose your ailments via your farts on Missed Connections, we had an update on all of that pasta that was dumped on the side of a creek in New Jersey, our MVP stole a tractor, a woman broke into a restaurant and tossed her own salad, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Principal gives school keys to seniors
09:09 - Man fractures penis in three places
15:26 - Missed Connections
26:48 - MA Update
31:34 - MVP
40:37 - Woman tossed her own salad
46:11 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we heard from the man who lost his arm to an alligator behind Bandido’s in Florida, an Australian reporter couldn’t handle the smells at the farm, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a statue whose penis kept getting stolen is being resurrected, our MVP just needed to get to the airport, a couple changed their babies diaper on the tray table, and the opening of the world’s largest nuclear power plant was delayed due to human error.
00:10 - Man loses his arm to alligator
09:39 - Australian reporter can’t handle farm smells
12:46 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
18:48 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
25:06 - Stolen penis statue being resurrected
30:28 - MVP
38:47 - Couple changes diaper on tray table
45:08 - Opening of nuclear power plant delayed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man shot his roommate on Why You Mad, Bro?, the 2023 Worm Charming Championship was held over the weekend, thieves butt-dialed 911 on Florida/Not Florida, Thailand has erected a golden vagina statue, our MVP didn’t start the fire (except, he did), a woman claims she’s now happier being off of OnlyFans, and we told you the most Florida story ever.
00:10 - Why you mad, bro?
09:19 - 2023 Worm Charming Championship
15:45 - Florida/Not Florida
22:57 - Golden vagina statue brings good luck
30:18 - MVP
40:22 - Woman happier since leaving OnlyFans
45:33 - The most Florida story ever
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This morning on The Morning After, a man in Italy’s 24-sex session might lead him to lose his penis, we had an update on that TikToker that was walking into people’s houses, a woman in a stolen car picked up kids arrested for stealing cars on Florida/Not Florida, a woman quit her job to sell her spit, our MVP is committing fish burglaries in Maryland, a groom shocked the wedding party when he revealed his bride was having sex with the best man, and a man burrowed through his jail cell wall just to stab another inmate.
00:10 - 24-sex session might lead to penis amputation
08:31 - MA Update
15:21 - Florida/Not Florida
24:16 - Woman quits job to sell spit
29:05 - MVP
38:08 - Bride caught having affair with best man
45:53 - Inmate burrows through wall
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This morning on The Morning After, an OnlyFans model discovered her step-dad was her top fan, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, our MVP just needed a hand to finish a toe amputation, a steer was caught on I-75 this weekend, and seagulls in England are battling addiction.
00:10 - OnlyFans model discovers step-dad is top fan
06:43 - Florida/Not Florida
17:47 - MVP
27:03 - Steer caught on I-75 in Oakland County
32:45 - Seagulls battling addiction
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This morning on The Morning After, a man tried to sneak a very dangerous object into jail, an illegal activity has been turned into a TikTok Trend, we shared an Oatmeal Creme Pie on Missed Connections, a man put nine metal rings on his penis and passed out, our MVP firebombed his competitors, a man sent his driving instructor 1,500 origami cranes, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:10 - Man tries to sneak dangerous item into jail
10:02 - TikTok Trend
16:14 - Missed Connections
24:56 - Man puts nine metal rings on penis
31:33 - MVP
40:50 - Man sent driving instructor origami cranes
46:02 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a couple of cars got covered in ‘brown’ at a coffee shop drive-thru, we had an update on the peeping goat, another criminal found his way to the comments section on Facebook, our MVP robbed a man after agreeing to meet him online, a woman pooped on an altar, and a Michigan woman tried to send drugs through the mail to someone in jail.
00:10 - Cars covered in ‘brown’
07:15 - MA Update
12:47 - Criminal in the comments section
18:20 - MVP
28:13 - Woman poops on church altar
31:52 - MI woman tries to send drugs to jail
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This morning on The Morning After, a man got real angry at a track meet on ‘Why you mad, bro?’, we made a gruesome story about a man dying with a ping pong ball in his butt a little less gruesome with some peppy music, a man threw lunch meat at a cop on Florida/Not Florida, a Snapchat influencer’s personal AI has gone rogue, our MVP wanted police to believe his dog was driving, cows helped police apprehend a suspect, and a woman wearing a fake belly stuffed it full of cocaine.
00:10 - Why you mad, bro?
11:58 - Gruesome story, peppy music
18:12 - Florida/Not Florida
26:24 - Influencer’s AI goes rogue
33:05 - MVP
41:01 - Cows help police apprehend suspect
45:19 - Woman’s fake belly full of cocaine
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This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on the ‘weights in fish’ guys, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to go for his fifth win on Florida/Not Florida, our MVP wants you to know that she didn’t cut her ankle monitor off, a robbery suspect demanded all the ‘bread’ at Subway, and New Jersey police are on the hunt for a peeping goat.
00:10 - MA Update
06:16 - Florida/Not Florida
13:59 - MVP
22:38 - Robbery suspects ‘bread’
28:49 - NJ police looking for peeping goat
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This morning on The Morning After, a man should have disconnected his bluetooth speaker before masturbating in public, a man yelling for help was actually a goat, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, it was a slow news day in Clay County, Kansas, our MVP added meth to his friend’s salad, a man was described as the ‘neighbor from hell’ for his loud farting, and commenters in Colorado had themselves a feces fiasco.
00:10 - Man should have disconnected speaker
08:29 - Man yelling for help was actually goat
11:52 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
18:44 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:49 - Slow news day in Clay County, Kansas
31:12 - MVP
40:29 - Neighbor from hell is a loud bumper
45:05 - Feces fiasco in Colorado
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This morning on The Morning After, a man rehomed his wife’s cat after she claimed it was her dad reincarnated, a woman cooked and ate part of her meniscus, a man got naked (big surprise) on Florida/Not Florida, the Somerset Gimp has been arrested, our MVPs were police officers until they broke into another officer’s home, a rabbit is terrorizing an Iowa town, and a man named Rocket Power participated in the Orbeez Challenge.
00:10 - Woman thinks cat is father reincarnated
07:57 - Woman cooked and ate part of meniscus
13:55 - Florida/Not Florida
21:25 - MA Update
26:28 - MVP
34:22 - Rabbit terrorizing Iowa town
39:55 - Rocket Power does Orbeez Challenge
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This morning on The Morning After, a man at a festival in Brazil dropped his phone in the sewer, sneaker thieves stole only right shoes, a student made his classmates sick with fart spray on Florida/Not Florida, an OnlyFans model is selling vagina lollipops, our MVP gave a student a hit of her vape, an airline sent a woman to Jamaica instead of Jacksonville, and a man eats in the shower on YouTube.
00:10 - Man at festival drops phone in sewer
09:02 - Sneaker thieves steal only right shoes
14:00 - Florida/Not Florida
22:59 - Woman sells vagina lollipops
29:36 - MVP
37:53 - Airline sends woman to Jamaica instead of Florida
42:19 - Man eats in the shower on YouTube
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This morning on The Morning After, a man had to be rescued from the woods after a sex game gone awry, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us for Florida/Not Florida, our MVP peed on a person’s furniture instead of killing their bugs, an emu fell in love with a disc golf basket, and people are using chickens to steal from you.
00:10 - Man rescued after sex game gone awry
06:51 - Florida/Not Florida
16:08 - MVP
24:38 - Emu in love with disc golf goal
28:30 - People are using chickens to steal
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This morning on The Morning After, poultry crimes continue to plague our country, you can celebrate the King Charles’ coronation by smoking a vape that looks like his fingers, a woman used a toothbrush to clean her toilet on Missed Connections, we had an update on all of that spaghetti that was found in the woods in New Jersey, dog urine is being blamed for destroying a traffic pole, and we wrapped up the show with Things We Missed.
00:10 - Poultry crimes
09:08 - Vape that looks like King Charles’ fingers
13:59 - Missed Connections
22:54 - MA Update
27:55 - MVP
35:41 - Dog urine blamed for destroying pole
40:23 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man airdropped nudes while applying for an apartment, nearly 500 pounds of cooked spaghetti was found in the woods in New Jersey, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, an Alpena man dropped his cocaine at the self-checkout, our MVPs robbed a man while helping him move his stuff, you could make $1,000 just for watching ‘Fast & Furious’ movies, and a woman received a ticket after running over herself with her car.
00:10 - Man airdrops nudes while applying for apt.
08:33 - 500 pounds of spaghetti left in woods
15:11 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:14 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:42 - Alpena man drops cocaine at self-checkout
35:42 - MVP
45:12 - Make money watching ‘Fast & Furious’ movies
50:04 - Woman gets ticket after running over herself
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This morning on The Morning After, a prison inmate was real angry on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?’, it wasn’t a man’s feet that smelled on Gruesome Story, Peppy Music, a failed robber went grocery shopping on Florida/Not Florida, police broke up a goat brawl in Florida, our MVP refused to be the ‘racking bitch,’ a woman on TikTok claims her roommate borrowed her sex toy, and a bald man was caught stealing hair products.
00:10 - Why You Mad, Bro?
11:04 - Gruesome Story, Peppy Music
16:25 - Florida/Not Florida
25:06 - Police break up a goat brawl
30:29 - MVP
39:07 - Woman borrows roommates sex toy
46:52 - Bald man steals hair products
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This morning on The Morning After, an Arkansas family is stuck in a ‘poo dispute’ with their neighbors, we had our own ‘weights in fish’ controversy in Omer, a man got into an argument with his parrot on Florida/Not Florida, we introduced you to ‘The Burp Queen,’ our MVP shipped drugs to a restaurant he didn’t work at, a man in Dildo spotted an iceberg that looked like a penis, and Adam’s list of the most random things left in an Uber.
00:10 - Arkansas poo dispute
09:44 - Omer ‘weights in fish’ controversy
15:47 - Florida/Not Florida
24:26 - The Burp Queen
30:59 - MVP
39:40 - Penis iceberg in Dildo
45:17 - Random things left in Ubers
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This morning on The Morning After, the Los Angeles Philharmonic caused a woman to have an orgasm, Video Jimmy joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, our MVP went on a nude, drunken rampage, a slow foursome led to a brawl on the golf course, and someone ate a banana taped to a wall.
00:10 - LA Philharmonic gives woman an orgasm
05:20 - Florida/Not Florida
14:27 - MVP
21:18 - Slow foursome leads to golf course brawl
26:27 - Is it art?
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This morning on The Morning After, residents in The Bronx had to deal with a vicious peacock named Raul, an OnlyFans model was paid a few hundred bucks to eat a gummy bear, a man got robbed on Missed Connections, we had an update on the man that had sex with his wife in a parking spot, our MVP didn’t want to give up her apple juice, a woman in Australia keeps receiving free drinks, and we wrapped up the show with Things We Missed.
00:10 - Raul is a vicious peacock
10:21 - OnlyFans model paid to eat gummy bear
15:54 - Missed Connections
26:49 - MA Update
32:30 - MVP
40:38 - Woman gets free drinks
45:05 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we told you about a teenager that had a scrotal mishap on the golf course, we had an update on the man that sued a psychic after she failed to rid him of a curse, Haylee joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man went to extreme lengths to cheat at a dice game, our MVP wasn’t happy when a kid gave his wife ‘the bird,’ a New Jersey Little League is forcing heckling parents to be umpires, and high school students are taking goats to prom.
00:10 - Scrotal mishap on the golf course
10:29 - MA Update
16:23 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:27 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:45 - Man goes to extreme lengths to cheat
36:30 - MVP
44:10 - NJ Little League forcing parents to be umps
49:11 - Students taking goats to prom
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This morning on The Morning After, a town in England is missing its rusty pole, a woman is demanding nearly $4,000 from Morgan Wallen, we had another man claim that the pants he was wearing were not his on Florida/Not Florida, a man had a penis for sale, our MVP wrote parking tickets to people in line for a food drive, a woman is using cow dung to keep her car cool, and a woman dressed up her cat like a baby in an attempt to smuggle drugs.
00:10 - Town in England missing its rusty pole
09:13 - Woman demands refund from Morgan Wallet
18:00 - Florida/Not Florida
25:14 - Penis for sale
29:25 - MVP
39:24 - Woman covers car in cow dung
45:06 - Woman dresses cat up like baby
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This morning on The Morning After, Butt Drugs in Indiana is closing, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a nudist in England will celebrate King Charles’ coronation by being nude (obviously), our MVP is a thumb sucker, a man in India was killed by a flying cow while peeing, and a man got in an accident on ‘Weed Day.’
00:10 - Butt Drugs is closing
07:33 - Florida/Not Florida
18:04 - Nudist getting nude for coronation
22:42 - MVP
31:35 - Man killed by flying cow while peeing
36:27 - Man got in an accident on ‘Weed Day’
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman threw a football at her husband on Why You Mad, Bro?, a sex toy company will pay you to masturbate, a woman played in pee on Missed Connections, a Boston Marathon runner answered nature’s call in someone’s front yard, our MVP is an alleged serial skip scanner, a plumber took a rolling pin into the bathroom, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:10 - Why You Mad, Bro?
10:40 - Sex toy company will pay you to masturbate
16:00 - Missed Connections
27:15 - Boston Marathon runner answers nature’s call
33:56 - MVP
42:49 - Plumber takes rolling pin into bathroom
49:40 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a couple’s divorce lead to an alligator removed from a Philadelphia basement, a TikTok Trend has influencers rubbing beef on their face, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a crying baby caused this man to lose his mind, our MVP had teachers and students licking whipped cream off plexiglass, a prisoner was able to walk right out of prison, and we’ve got bird drama in the U.P.
00:10 - Divorce leads to alligator removal
08:03 - TikTok Trend
13:56 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:42 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:33 - Man loses his mind over crying baby
34:30 - MVP
45:09 - Convict walks out of prison
49:53 - U.P. bird drama
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This morning on The Morning After, a marathon running was caught cheating and still didn’t win the race, a woman had an operation to improve her kissing, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man was arrested for doing dental work in a hotel room, our MVP spent stolen money on a wildebeest, a 13-year old got stuck inside a claw machine, and man’s puppy gnawed off his toe and it ended up being a good thing.
00:10 - Marathon runner catches ride
09:17 - Woman had tongue operation to improve kissing
15:13 - Florida/Not Florida
23:23 - Man doing dental work in hotel room
29:12 - MVP
38:53 - 13-year old gets stuck inside claw machine
45:19 - Gruesome story, happy ending
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman farted and her uterus fell out, a Roomba ran away from a nail salon in St. Claire Shores, Dillon Clark from the Saginaw Spirit joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman lived in a cave for 500 days, our MVP was a true pizza delivering MVP, the snooker championships were ruined by a protestor, and a man found a giant spider in his underwear.
00:10 - Woman farted and her uterus fell out
10:11 - Roomba on the run in St. Claire Shores
16:58 - Florida/Not Florida
24:26 - Woman lives in cave for 500 days
31:17 - MVP
38:15 - Snooker championship ruined by protestor
43:54 - Man finds giant spider in underwear
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This morning on The Morning After, a man reached out to RentAHitman.com for employment, a burglary suspect got stuck in a blackberry patch on Florida/Not Florida, a man faked his girlfriend’s kidnapping to propose to her, our MVP thought hosting middle school Fight Club would be a good idea, a Wendy’s in Virginia had a not-so-grand opening, and a bear broke into a car to drink pop.
00:10 - Man looks for employment on RentAHitman.com
08:10 - Florida/Not Florida
16:58 - Man fakes kidnapping for proposal
22:45 - MVP
31:52 - Wendy’s has a not-so-grand opening
39:39 - Bear breaks into car to drink pop
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman at a cafe in Japan was serving drinks made with her own blood, a mayor in Colombia pulled his pants down in a bar, a man just wants the restraining order lifted on Missed Connections, one of Pablo Escobar’s cocaine hippos was killed, our MVPs stole one million dimes, a couple of drug dealers left their ‘product’ in a rental car, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:10 - Server puts blood in drinks
08:31 - Colombian mayor pulls down pants
14:45 - Missed Connections
23:48 - Cocaine hippo killed in accident
29:19 - MVP
39:43 - Drugs left in rental car
45:15 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man broke into the Naples Police Station, the woman with a rag doll husband has another rag doll baby on the way, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man in England set up a golf course around the potholes on his street, our MVP scammed the wrong man, an OnlyFans model got trapped in a cave, and the Maine Mineral Museum is looking for a meteorite.
00:10 - Man breaks into Naples Police Department
08:49 - MA Update
13:52 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:41 - Man sets up golf course around potholes
34:19 - MVP
44:11 - Only Fans model gets trapped in cave
51:15 - Maine Mineral Museum searching for meteorite
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This morning on The Morning After, police in Naples are on the hunt for a mystery pooper, a man fractured his penis performing the ‘world’s most dangerous sex move,’ a man claimed he has to masturbate to relieve rectum pain on Florida/Not Florida, residents in Hollister, California are upset over a rock that looks like a penis, our MVPs tried to trade weed for a truck, a school employee was arrested for assault following a dodgeball game, and someone stole 33 vacuums from a Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
00:10 - Naples police searching for mystery pooper
06:49 - Man fractures penis
12:45 - Florida/Not Florida
21:46 - Residents upset over ‘penis rock’
27:07 - MVP
34:26 - School employee arrested after dodgeball game
40:27 - 33 stolen vacuums
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This morning on The Morning After, kids in Oregon will never forget this Career Day, a mom in Argentina went to police to help her identify which twin was which, Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida following that big Saginaw Spirit Game 7 win, a man swallowed his earbud while he was sleeping, our MVP tried to disguise himself as a Walmart employee, we had an update on the principal that called students ‘asshats,’ and a man got stuck inside an art installation in Edmonton.
00:10 - Unforgettable Career Day in Oregon
09:52 - Mom goes to police to help identify twins
16:22 - Florida/Not Florida
25:54 - Man swallows ear bud
30:42 - MVP
37:59 - MA Update
43:06 - Man stuck inside art installation
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This morning on The Morning After, a Nashville couple couldn’t decide who should get the rug following their break-up, police arrested a greasy, naked man on Florida/Not Florida, we played ‘What’s The Noise’ and it wasn’t what anyone thought it was, our MVP broke the first rule of Fight Club, a TikTok influence has created vodka butter, and a man stole a scooter from Target that he had to assemble.
00:10 - Couple can’t decide who gets rug
06:12 - Florida/Not Florida
15:19 - What’s That Noise?
22:14 - MVP
30:56 - TikTok Trend
37:13 - Thief steals scooter and assembles it
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman ended an argument with her brother by eating a cell phone, a TikTok doctor tells us the strangest thing he found in a vagina, a man played with his burger on Missed Connections, we found the missing spoon in Arizona, our MVP crashed into a home and fought the homeowner, a milk ring in Florida was recently broken up, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:10 - Woman eats phone to end argument
07:32 - Strangest thing found in vagina
12:59 - Missed Connections
22:17 - MA Update
27:26 - MVP
33:46 - Florida milk ring broken up
39:57 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a door-to-door salesman got his ass kicked for knocking too hard, a runner was attacked by a cow, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man in Warren slapped an employee with a fish, our MVP pranked the wrong person, a homeowner called police when they found a pirate skeleton in their garden, and a Find My Phone glitch is taking people to some random guy’s house.
00:10 - Door-to-door salesman gets his ass kicked
07:32 - Runner attacked by cow
13:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:24 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg.2
26:54 - Employee slapped with fish
33:18 - MVP
42:50 - Pirate skeleton found in garden
47:09 - Find My Phone glitch
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This morning on The Morning After, a man pulled out a machete in a bar on Why You Mad, Bro?, a woman finally had the cork removed from her vagina, a man stole a bus to transport a dead deer on Florida/Not Florida, a man pled guilty to stealing the thumb of a statue, our MVP stole from his employer and it was easy to know why it was him, adults pushed down kids during an Easter egg hunt, and a snake on a plane led to an emergency landing.
00:10 - Why You Mad, Bro?
09:56 - Woman has cork removed from vagina
13:45 - Florida/Not Florida
23:05 - Man pleads guilty to stealing thumb off statue
29:05 - MVP
37:41 - Adults push down kids at Easter egg hunt
43:20 - Emergency landing for snake on plane
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This morning on The Morning After, a man in Florida attempted to steal a jet ski, got naked, and then got punched, someone is stealing toilets in Montana, Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man has a condition where his body turns food into alcohol, our MVP didn’t want to leave her slot machine, we introduced you to the Testicle King, and a katana fight broke out over a game of Monopoly.
00:10 - Man steals jet ski, gets naked, get punched
06:52 - Someone is stealing toilets in Montana
11:22 - Florida/Not Florida
21:51 - Man’s body turns food into ethanol
27:09 - MVP
36:56 - Testicle king
42:24 - Monopoly katana fight
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman with two vaginas has an OnlyFans for education purposes, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joins us for the last time to play Florida/Not Florida, a sex doll company in Australia has sold out of Donnas, our MVP just wanted more cheese, and a man had to move after 17 cars his his house in seven years.
00:10 - Woman with two vaginas has OnlyFans account
06:07 - Florida/Not Florida
16:01 - Sex doll company sells out of Donnas
20:12 - MVP
28:32 - Man claims ghost child pushed cart into car
35:15 - Man has to move after cars hit house
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This morning on The Morning After, a penis mascot was just too ‘penisy’ for a penis festival, we had an update on the ‘weights in fish’ guys, a burglar was real itchy on Florida/Not Florida, a TikTok Trend has people putting Burt’s Bees on their eye lids, our MVP thought Elon Musk was going to fund her school, scientists have created a wooly mammoth meatball, and we have a new fart queen!
00:10 - Penis mascot too ‘penisy’ for festival
08:49 - MA Update
15:38 - Florida/Not Florida
25:07 - TikTok Trend
31:41 - MVP
39:42 - Scientists create wooly mammoth meatball
47:58 - New fart queen
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This morning on The Morning After, a plumber fell asleep under a home for three hours, a sperm donor has been told he has to stop in The Netherlands, Dillon Clark from the Saginaw Spirit joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man’s rag doll wife gave birth to their third rag doll child with the help of a rag doll doctor, our MVP was peeing in a town’s water supply, a squatter was caught after smoking in the attic he was squatting in, and is a radio covered in cement art?
00:10 - Plumber falls asleep under home
09:19 - Sperm donor forced to stop donating
15:25 - Florida/Not Florida
25:37 - Rag doll doctor helps rag doll woman give birth
32:44 - MVP
41:44 - Squatter caught after smoking
47:58 Is a radio covered in cement art?
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This morning on The Morning After, a man known for ‘accidental insertion’ had a glass stuck in his butt, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Grady Judd gave us another classic Juddism, our MVP tried to use his Get Out of Jail Free card, a man in Alaska saved a choking moose, and a man burned down a building while trying to make nachos.
00:10 - Man gets glass stuck in butt
05:24 - Florida/Not Florida
14:12 - Grady Judd searching for yard urinator
19:04 - MVP
26:06 - Man saved choking moose
32:19 - Man burns down building making nachos
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This morning on The Morning After, Afroman is being sued by police officers in Ohio, TikTokers are eating the plastic from Fruit Roll-Ups, we scoured Craigslist for more great Missed Connections, a fugitive was caught after ordering Uber Eats, our MVP wanted to make sure his girlfriend made it to her job interview, a couple recently revealed they’re cousins on TikTok, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Afroman sued by police department
09:24 - Don’t eat plastic from Fruit Roll-Ups
14:48 - Missed Connections
23:54 - Fugitive caught after ordering Uber Eats
29:36 - MVP
36:04 - Couple reveals they’re cousins
43:02 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman was unable to pee for 14 months, we played What’s That Noise?, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a TikTok time traveler says the alien invasion is happening today, our MVP failed his driving test, an OnlyFans model gets paid to do weird stuff like vacuum, and an Amazon driver delivered a package during a standoff.
00:10 - Woman unable to pee for 14 months
09:58 - What’s That Noise?
15:53 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:14 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:30 - TikTok Time Traveler says alien invasion happening
34:17 - MVP
41:47 - OnlyFans model gets paid to vacuum
48:50 - Amazon driver delivers in standoff
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This morning on The Morning After, a scary story had a happy ending in Seattle, a woman in Oregon has a ‘chub shrub,’ a couple of escaped convicts wanted pancakes on Florida/Not Florida, a thief broke in through a doggy door to steal a vibrator, our MVP has been arrested ten times in one month, we had an update on the guy that sued Buffalo Wild Wings, and scammers are stealing your money on spring break.
00:10 - Scary story, happy ending
07:44 - Woman has a ‘chub shrub’
13:57 - Florida/Not Florida
23:06 - Thief breaks in through doggy door
27:56 - MVP
37:02 - MA Update
43:08 - Spring break scam
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This morning on The Morning After, a man says he just made a ‘spring break mistake’ after keying a car, the city of Regina needs to rethink their tourism slogan, Dillon Clark from the Saginaw Spirit joined us to play Florida/Not Florida and talk about his love of slaw, a man pooped on a girl’s bike seat to get her to notice, our MVP tried to order something that wasn’t on the menu, we had an update on the woman that pretended to be a high school student, and it isn’t just people in the UK receiving unwanted Uber Eats deliveries.
00:10 - Man makes a ‘spring break mistake’
10:33 - Regina needs to rethink their tourism slogan
17:24 - Florida/Not Florida
28:18 - Man poops on woman’s bike seat
34:05 - MVP
44:08 - MA Update
49:32 - Residents in California receiving unwanted deliveries
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This morning on The Morning After, prison guards in Canada discovered another pigeon wearing a backpack carrying drugs, a man just wanted his deposit back on Florida/Not Florida, a city council had to apologize for claiming a man was dead, our MVP called in a bomb threat to help her boyfriend avoid getting arrested, a town in Canada is receiving unwanted Uber Eats deliveries, and a man created a device that lets him kiss bugs.
00:10 - Guards discover pigeon wearing backpack
06:16 - Florida/Not Florida
14:23 - Council apologizes for saying man is dead
18:51 - MVP
28:29 - Canadian town receiving unwanted food deliveries
34:01 - Invention lets you kiss bugs
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This morning on The Morning After, a man mocking his friend’s penis size got stabbed, Joe Exotic is running for president (again), Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a woman fell into a 10-foot deep sinkhole filled with sewage, our MVP tried to steal a helicopter, agitated baboons through a boulder at hikers, and a man stole $500,000 in crab.
00:10 - Man mocking friend’s penis size gets stabbed
10:38 - Joe Exotic running for president
17:08 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
25:11 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
32:18 - Woman falls into sinkhole filled with sewage
37:42 - MVP
47:10 - Agitated baboons throw boulder
53:51 - Man involved in $500,000 crab scheme
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This morning on The Morning After, there’s a ‘cushy’ prison in the UK where 18 guards have been accused of having sex with inmates, a new TikTok trend has people freezing medication into ice cubes, a man lost the tip of his finger on Florida/Not Florida, a former soap opera star has been accused of stealing used cooking oil, our MVP used an avocado as a weapon, a corpse flower has bloomed in The Netherlands, and Adam wrote a song for a man’s dismembered hand that was discovered in a canal.
00:10 - Cushy UK prison where guards have sex with inmates
09:36 - TikTok Trend
16:02 - Florida/Not Florida
24:35 - Soap star steals used cooking oil
32:12 - MVP
40:48 - Corpse flower blooms in The Netherlands
46:34 - Man’s dismembered hand found in a canal
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This morning on The Morning After, a man in Ohio almost lost an arm to a zebra, you’ve been flushing your toilet wrong, we had Lotion Looters on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the fake country that duped Newark, our MVP was a Spy spying on coffee shop customers, a carjacker got stuck in the driveway, and a TikToker left a date after the man wouldn’t pay extra for cheese.
00:10 - Ohio man nearly loses arm to zebra
08:47 - You’re flushing your toilet wrong
15:34 - Florida/Not Florida
24:32 - MA Update
28:55 - MVP
38:01 - Carjacker gets stuck in driveway
44:07 - TikToker leaves date over cheese
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This morning on The Morning After, a magician got beat up on a cruise ship, a naked man from a ‘different Earth’ made an appearance on Florida/Not Florida, we introduced you to Gary the goat, our MVP felt patriotic about her weed, a Tesla owner drove away in someone else’s Tesla, and a father robbed a son at knifepoint in Scotland.
00:10 - Magician gets beat up during show
6:55 - Florida/Not Florida
14:06 - Gary the goat
20:45 - MVP
28:27 - Tesla owner drives away in wrong car
34:26 - Father robs son at knifepoint
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This morning on The Morning After, a threesome went south quick in Florida, a man thought he bought a dog online, we went to the monster truck show on Missed Connections, it’s raining worms in China, our MVP’s sister city doesn’t even exist, a man left his birth certificate at the scene of a crime, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:10 - Threesome goes south
07:57 - Man thought he bought a dog online
14:01 - Missed Connections
22:15 - It’s raining worms in China
27:16 - MVP
36:18 - Man leaves birth certificate at crime scene
40:56 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we had a poo dispute that ended with an eye poke, someone drew a giant penis in the snow on the side of a mountain, ‘Cocaine Cat’ is Ohio’s sequel to ‘Cocaine Bear,’ our MVP had a whole bunch of seafood to sell, a banner at school accuses teacher sleeping with a student, and a teacher lost her job after choking out students in math class.
00:10 - Poo dispute ends in eye poke
09:25 - Giant penis drawn on side of mountain
14:37 - ‘Cocaine Cat’
21:23 - MVP
30:46 - Banner accuses teacher of sleeping with parent
36:49 - Teacher chokes out students in math class
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This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to a man known as Dolphin Dave, a woman’s last dying wish is to have sex with her ex, a man robbed a bank of $1 on Florida/Not Florida, an Amazon delivery driver is requesting you leave out snacks, our MVP tried to sell something she rented, and police want residents to stop calling 911 regarding Jupiter and Venus.
00:10 - Dolphin Dave
09:10 - Woman’s dying wish is to have sex with ex
15:27 - Florida/Not Florida
23:09 - Amazon delivery driver wants snacks
30:36 - MVP
40:39 - Stop calling 911 over planets
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This morning on The Morning After, a couple had sex in a parking space to end a dispute, a woman calls for a ‘Sugar Daddy/Mommy Appreciate Day,’ Dillon Clark from the Saginaw Spirit joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a waitress in England is deathly afraid of ketchup, our MVPs left a couple behind on a snorkeling trip, a topless dispensary could be coming to Massachusetts, and a man went to police after his wife left him for his dad.
00:10 - Couple has sex in parking space to end dispute
08:26 - Sugar Mommy/Daddy Appreciation Day
14:56 - Florida/Not Florida
25:17 - Waitress deathly afraid of ketchup
30:36 - MVP
42:53 - Topless dispensary opening in Massachusetts
49:21 - Man goes to cop after wife leaves him for his dad
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This morning on The Morning After, a man hid in a cave for 14 years after stealing $23 from a convenience store, a man’s spiritual girlfriend is an 800-year old mummy that he carries in a DoorDash bag, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, the National Park Service has a warning about bears, our MVP sold more than ice cream out of her truck, a man brought a full rack of ribs with him on a flight, and a man left a bunch of mattresses on the side of the road.
00:10 - Man hides in cave after stealing $23 from store
08:30 - Man’s ‘spiritual girlfriend’ is 800-year old mummy
13:56 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:47 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:38 - National Park Service has warning about bears
35:29 - MVP
45:02 - Man brings full rack of ribs on flight
51:59 - Man leaves mattresses on the side of the road
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This morning on The Morning After, we made a gruesome story involving a woman cutting off her boyfriend’s penis a little less gruesome with some some peppy music, a pair of siblings were recently arrested for their involvement in a candle theft ring, the getaway driver’s car got stuck in the car wash on Florida/Not Florida, Hazel Park residents are being asked to cover their toilets, our MVP was arrested for breaking into cars twice in the same day, you can hire someone to create a new signature for you, and a golf club thief left a nice note behind.
00:10 - Gruesome story, peppy music
08:28 - Scented candle theft ring
15:57 - Florida/Not Florida
24:47 - Hazel Park residents asked to cover toilets
30:32 - MVP
38:46 - Hire someone to create a new signature
45:14 - Golf club thief leaves note behind
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This morning on The Morning After, a Saginaw man called police after a prostitute canceled their transaction, we had an update on Thor the masturbating walrus, someone called 911 over a long line on Florida/Not Florida, West Virginia will give you $25,000 to move back, our MVP just needed to charge his phone, a ‘studious’ raccoon broke into a school, and a new device will allow you to kiss your significant other anywhere in the world.
00:10 - Saginaw man calls police after prostitute cancels deal
09:10 - MA Update
14:07 - Florida/Not Florida
24:16 - West Virginia will give you $25,000 to move back
30:55 - MVP
38:57 - ‘Studious’ raccoon breaks into school
45:06 - New kissing device
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman mixed pop and water together to beat a pee test, a locksmith helped a couple steal a truck on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the woman with a rag doll husband, our MVP was upset she didn’t receive her biscuits, a woman got fleeced on a used car deal, and a UK ferry company bought two ferries they can’t even charge.
00:10 - Woman mixes pop and water to beat pee test
06:43 - Florida/Not Florida
16:23 - MA Update
24:26 - MVP
31:42 - Woman gets fleeced on a used car deal
39:05 - Ferry company buys ferries they can’t charge
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This morning on The Morning After, an 11-year old in Australia has already retired, a man in Florida should have taken out his contacts, Missed Connections were very poop heavy, students in England kept the poop theme going when they found some taped to their door, our MVP loved Pokemon Go more than dealing drugs, a man kicked his roommate’s ass for mocking ICP, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:10 - 11-year old in Australia is already retired
08:07 - Florida man should have taken out his contacts
14:40 - Missed Connections
24:01 - Students find poop taped to door
30:06 - MVP
40:54 - Man beats up roommate for mocking ICP
47:11 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a bride caught her husband doing something that 100% should cancel any wedding, a company in the UK is looking for a ‘poommelier,’ Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, police are warning people to avoid men dressed as a creepy Cookie Monster and a 7-foot tall penis, our MVP helped himself to some chicken after breaking into a Zaxby’s, a man is sticking his penis in mail slots in the UK, and super pigs are the biggest threat to mankind.
00:10 - Bride catches husband doing something before wedding
08:32 - Company looking to hire ‘poommelier’
13:41 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:56 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:33 - Stay away from creepy Cookie Monster and Penis Man
32:48 - MVP
42:10 - UK man sticking penis through mail slots
48:14 - Super pigs are the biggest threat to mankind
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This morning on The Morning After, a man calling in a bomb threat on the Hollywood sign in California called the wrong Hollywood Police Department, a woman in Alaska got kicked in the head by a moose, someone stole a chip display on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the Spanish train situation, our MVP chose a terrible getaway vehicle, a mysterious sphere washed ashore in Japan, and a man kicked another man’s ass and stole his wallet for taking too long in the bathroom.
00:10 - Man calls in bomb threat to wrong Hollywood
10:05 - Woman in Alaska gets kicked in head by moose
15:20 - Florida/Not Florida
25:29 - MA Update
32:54 - MVP
40:58 - A mysterious sphere washed ashore in Japan
45:57 - Man kicks another man’s ass for taking too long in bathroom
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman was mad with something in her fridge on Why You Mad, Bro?, a man with a box labeled ‘explosives’ didn’t have explosives (but, he did have drugs), Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, two goats and a Great Dane walked into a Texas Target, our MVP just wanted the cookie she felt she deserved, and a woman cashes in making pancakes on OnlyFans.
00:10 - Why you mad, bro?
11:47 - Man with box labeled ‘explosives’ didn’t have explosives
17:04 - Florida/Not Florida
25:29 - Two goats and a Great Dane walk into a Target
30:50 - MVP
40:00 - Woman makes pancakes on OnlyFans
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This morning on The Morning After, a college student discovered homeless people were breaking into her dorm to have sex, a Japanese zoo prepares for a bear escape by putting a staff member in a bear costume, a woman was searching for a hot Viking dude on Missed connections, a northern Michigan man used Tannerite to blow up a beaver dam, our MVP couldn’t pass up fried chicken, we introduced you to a man that’s in love with balloons, and we wrapped up the show with a few Things We Missed
00:10 - College student finds homeless people having sex in dorm
07:04 - Zoo practices for escape by dressing staff member as bear
12:27 - Missed Connections
21:22 - Northern MI blows up beaver dam with Tannerite
24:57 - MVP
33:29 - This man is in love with balloons
40:10 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a prisoner disguised himself as a sheep to sneak out of prison, we had an update on the poop-smearing ballet director, a Polish town’s main attraction is a big fat cat, our MVP just wanted a cigarette, a man fled police and posted about it on YouTube, and carnival games on the Jersey Shore are rigged.
00:10 - Prisoner disguised as sheep to sneak out of prison
08:29 - MA Update
14:32 - Polish city’s main attraction is a big fat cat
21:36 - MVP
30:18 - Man runs from police and posts about it on YouTube
36:31 - Jersey shore carnival games are rigged
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This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to a gassy pole dancer, we need to find a better way to discard our sex dolls, a man set his car on fire on Florida/Not Florida, a woman’s head shot was turned into a stock photo for a steamy romance novel, our MVPs shouldn’t have left their keys in the vehicle, a teacher bought inappropriate valentines for his students, and someone was watching ‘Hitch’ on a plane during the Super Bowl.
00:10 - Gassy pole dancer
08:25 - We need a better way to discard our sex dolls
15:32 - Florida/Not Florida
22:41 - Woman’s head shot turned into stock photo
29:29 - MVP
37:31 - Teacher buys inappropriate valentines for students
42:53 - A man on an airplane watched ‘Hitch’ during the Super Bowl
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This morning on The Morning After, a ballet choreographer attacked a critic with dog poop, the world’s largest puzzle was missing a piece, Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, you can get over $4,000 just for contracting dysentery, our MVP almost ruined Easter, a woman went to jail for pulling on a man’s penis ‘violently,’ and you can be naked wherever you want in Spain.
00:10 - Ballet choreographer attacks critic with dog poop
08:39 - World’s largest puzzle is missing a piece
15:02 - Florida/Not Florida
25:04 - Earn over $4,000 just for getting dysentery
30:21 - MVP
38:18 - Woman pulls man’s penis ‘violently’
43:32 - You can be naked wherever you want in Spain
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This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on the man accused of smuggling finches, a teen shot himself in the toe on Florida/Not Florida, someone in Spain didn’t measure the tunnels before they bought their new trains, our MVP just wanted a day off, a Florida town is questioning when it’s OK to be naked in your home, and women are lifting furniture with their boobs on TikTok.
00:10 - MA Update
06:52 - Florida/Not Florida
14:22 - Someone didn’t measure tunnels before train purchase
20:47 - MVP
28:30 - When can I be naked in my own home?
34:48 - TikTok Trend
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This morning on The Morning After, a swinging principal was caught having sex at school, a woman farted in front of their husband and now they’re heading towards divorce, we talked socks on Missed Connections, a man pulled out a gun for a free pop, our MVP attacked police with a cat, science has proven that driving a flashy car indicates you might have a small penis, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:10 - Principal caught having sex at school
08:58 - Woman farted in front of house headed to divorce
15:53 - Missed Connections
27:55 - Man pulls out gun for free pop
32:56 - MVP
38:42 - Flashy car drivers have small penises
43:39 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we learned more about those with a fetish for balloons, a man that stole monkeys from a Dallas zoo says he will do it again, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a grocery store robot made a run for it, our MVP told his victims he was Batman, there’s a new vibrating pill to help with constipation, and a man in Nashville claims he can break into a mall, because he’s related to country singers
00:10 - People with a fetish for balloons
08:10 - Man that stole monkeys will do it again
13:37 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:27 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
30:14 - Grocery store robot on the run
34:35 - MVP
42:46 - Vibrating pill for constipation
48:26 - Nashville man breaks into mall
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This morning on The Morning After, a dog nearly died after eating meth-tainted poop, a surgeon left scissors inside a patient, a burglary suspect left his debit card behind on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the stolen cabin in northern Michigan, our MVP thought an 11-year old drew a penis on a pig, England is going through a ‘chuckle crisis,’ and TikTokers are cooking steaks in their dishwashers.
00:10 - Dog nearly dies after eating meth-tainted poop
07:48 - A surgeon left scissors inside a patient
12:28 - Florida/Not Florida
21:01 - MA Update
26:26 - MVP
37:58 - England’s chuckle crisis
42:39 - TikTok Trend
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This morning on The Morning After, a panty thief was just stealing clothes for his sex doll, a Japanese porn star claims she’s married to a video game character, we need a couple of aisles cleaned up on Florida/Not Florida, there was a ‘cow-llision’ in California, our MVP tried to sneak chicken wings into jail, a woman thought she could steal $1,000 in merchandise from Wal-Mart on her birthday, and a man playing basketball got another man’s teeth lodged in his face.
00:10 - Panty thief steals clothes for his sex doll
09:21 - Porn star married to video game character
15:32 - Florida/Not Florida
24:01 - Cow-llision in California
30:31 - MVP
38:53 - Woman steals from Wal-Mart on her birthday
44:55 - Man gets another man’s teeth lodged in his face
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This morning on The Morning After, a ‘poo shy’ model didn’t go to the bathroom for five weeks, a naked man threatened people with a plunger on Florida/Not Florida, swingers in Florida are putting loofas on their golf carts, our MVP left a dead fish on the porch of the ‘Goonies’ house in Oregon, a man mistakenly booked his flight to the wrong Sydney, and a drunk man in Nashville thought a cop was Taylor Swift.
00:10 - ‘Poo shy’ model didn’t go to the bathroom for five weeks
07:39 - Florida/Not Florida
15:42 - Swingers in Florida are putting loofas on their golf carts
22:17 - MVP
31:05 - Man books flight to the wrong Sydney
39:12 - Drunk man thought cop was Taylor Swift
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Midland thinks she saw a chupacabra, a porn star made over $100,000 just for kicking a guy in the balls, we scoured Craigslist for more great Missed Connections, our MVP has been dubbed the ‘poultry pummeler,’ a woman won’t introduce her husband as a pilot (because he’s not a pilot), and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed!
00:10 - Midland woman sees chupacabra
07:18 - Porn star makes over $100k kicking dude in balls
14:15 - Missed Connections
24:40 - MVP
32:52 - Woman won’t introduce husband as pilot
38:44 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman set her own bed on fire on Why You Mad, AI-generated models could take over OnlyFans, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a TikTok Trend in Mexico is sending kids to the hospital, our MVPs sued a man over an outdoor pizza oven, two men covered in oil were accused of stealing oil, and a woman in Nebraska has been accused of stealing pipes from a Burger King bathroom.
00:10 - Why you mad?
08:50 - AI-generated models taking over OnlyFans
15:18 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:38 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:18 - TikTok Trend
35:17 - MVP
44:26 - Men covered in oil accused of stealing oil
49:53 - Woman steals pipes from Burger King
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This morning on The Morning After, staff at an Alabama gas station discovered a severed penis in the parking lot, we had an update on the Joe’s Crab Shack pooping perpetrator, a man got caught masturbating behind a gas station on Florida/Not Florida, a couple left their baby at the airport when they couldn’t pay its flight fee, our MVP threw on a jersey and checked herself into a junior high school basketball game, a water tower in Ypsilanti has been named the world’s most phallic-shaped building, and a local firefighter accused of embezzling had a fire of his own.
00:10 - Severed penis found at gas station
08:23 - MA Update
13:50 - Florida/Not Florida
23:57 - Couple leaves baby at airport instead of paying fee
29:55 - MVP
38:50 - Michigan water tower getting global recognition
44:17- Local embezzling firefighter’s house catches fire
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This morning on The Morning After, a man broke up with his girlfriend on a flight and quickly realized he made a mistake, a woman arrested for a random stabbing was released and did exactly what you would expect her to, Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman in Florida looked in her backyard to discover a man masturbating, our MVP stole a whole bunch of chicken wings from a school, a man sued a woman for putting him in the friend zone, and a bird group was banned from Twitter for tweeting about woodcocks.
00:10 - Woman freaks out after break-up on flight
09:19 - Random stabber randomly stabs again
14:27 - Florida/Not Florida
23:35 - Woman finds man masturbating in backyard
28:44 - MVP
37:10 - Man sues woman that put him in friend zone
43:16 - Woodcock tweets get bird group banned
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This morning on The Morning After, doctors swallowed Lego heads for science, a burglar took a bath on Florida/Not Florida, a kid playing hide-and-seek ended up in another country, our MVPs are paying for sex online and showing up at a random woman’s house, you can make big bank being a dog walker in NYC, and another tourist climbed an ancient monument and locals weren’t happy.
00:10 - Doctors swallow Lego heads for science
05:42 - Florida/Not Florida
15:48 - Hide-and-seek champ ends up in a another country
20:31 - MVP
29:50 - You can make bank walking dogs in NYC
35:44 - Tourist climbing ancient monument gets paddled
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This morning on The Morning After, a female landlord in England turned the tables on her male tenant, a woman in Florida picked an odd item to batter a convenience store clerk with, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, crotchless underwear sales are on the rise, our MVP just wanted to go back to school, a pair of furniture deliverymen just gave up on a couch delivery, and Chicken of the Sea wants you to keep an eye out for mermaids.
00:10 - Female landlord turns the tables on tenant
07:44 - Woman batters clerk with unusual item
12:41 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:45 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
25:08 - Crotchless underwear sales on the rise
30:40 - MVP
39:33 - Furniture deliverymen just give up
46:24 - Chicken of the Sea searching for mermaids
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This morning on The Morning After, police are looking for a thief that pooped in a sink, we had an update on the ‘high-heeled highjacker,’ a woman set off fireworks to steal a pizza in Florida/Not Florida, more men are snapping their penises than ever before, our MVP called in fake emergencies and pooped in a police car, a pig got his revenge, and the world’s biggest drug bust ended up not being drugs at all.
00:10 - Police searching for thief that pooped in sink
07:35 - MA Update
13:53 - Florida/Not Florida
23:08 - Men are snapping their penises more than ever
28:26 - MVP
36:21 - Gruesome Story, Peppy Music
41:18 - World’s biggest drug bust wasn’t drugs at all
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This morning on The Morning After, a mom snuck into a high school to watch her daughter fight, a woman got revenge on her husband by getting a job at the brothel he frequented, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man had a metal ring stuck on his penis for six months, our MVP should have waited to commit his crime until after his ankle monitor was removed, a ‘bomb’ threat ended up just being an egg in a bandana, and a family is wondering why someone would steal their mailbox.
00:10 - Mom sneaks into high school to watch daughter fight
07:59 - Woman gets revenge on husband by getting job at brothel
13:58 - Florida/Not Florida
22:33 - Man with metal ring stuck on penis
28:08 - MVP
36:15 - ‘Bomb’ was just an egg in a bandana
42:01 - Family wondering why someone stole their mailbox
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This morning on The Morning After, we played ‘What’s In Her Vagina,’ a man pooped on the floor of a seafood restaurant on Florida/Not Florida, a community in New Zealand is being tormented by a ‘sausager,’ our MVP should have hired a babysitter to watch her kid during her waxing appointment, a woman recently discovered she married her third cousin while she was pregnant with his baby, and a temporary lunch lady was caught selling pot brownies to students.
00:10 - What’s in her vagina?
07:43 - Florida/Not Florida
17:13 - New Zealand town tormented by ‘sausager’
24:09 - MVP
33:47 - Woman learns she married third cousin
41:47 - Temporary cafeteria worker sells pot brownies
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman called 911 after she mistaken a cop’s moans for a crime being committed, a woman went to jail after getting into a fight over a barstool, we hit up Craigslist for some classic Missed Connections, another hot dog statue has been stolen and then quickly returned, our MVP just wanted to go to the strip club, we found a job for the cheese lovers of The Morning After, and we closed out the week with Things We Missed.
00:10 - 911 call after cop’s moans mistaken for screams
10:24 - Woman goes to jail after fight over barstool
15:30 - Missed Connections
26:34 - Another hot dog statue was stolen
32:23 - MVP
40:11 - Job for cheese lovers
46:10 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we asked who’s the a-hole when it comes to dog poop in a neighbor’s trash can, a mother and son in Florida bond over their shared brothel, Andy Brady and Bridget Staffelino joined us to talk about this year’s Bay City St. Patrick’s Day Races, our MVP should have scanned all of his items at Wal-Mart, a man got stabbed by a sword he stole, and a school in Massachusetts can’t turn off their lights.
00:10 - Am I the A-hole?
09:03 - Mother and son run brothel together
14:58 - Bay City St. Pats Races Interview
24:52 - MVP
33:21 - Sword thief gets stabbed
38:59 - Lights at Massachusetts school won’t turn off
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This morning on The Morning After, we found out why a woman stabbed her ex-boyfriend on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ a hero rail worker freed a raccoon whose testicles were frozen to the track, a dog stole a sandwich on Florida/Not Florida, a man faked his own kidnapping to spend New Year’s Eve with his side piece, our MVP just wants you to respond to her text messages, there’s something going on at libraries in Colorado, and there’s a mystery pooper on the loose at Oxford.
00:10 - Why You Mad, Bro?
10:34 - Rail worker frees raccoon frozen to tracks
15:41 - Florida/Not Florida
25:00 - Man fakes kidnapping to hang with side piece
32:11 - MVP
40:45 - What’s going on at the library?
46:27 - Oxford has a mystery pooper
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This morning on The Morning After, a Florida man caused us to sound the Panty Thief Alarm, we played What’s The Noise on a Virgin Texter Tuesday, the voice of the Saginaw Spirit, Dillon Clark, joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a fake priest stole millions to purchase ‘premium llamas,’ our MVP thought climbing a tree was a good way to get away from police, men are flocking to Indonesia to touch the penis rock, and an Amazon driver lost a finger in a mailbox accident.
00:10 - Panty thief steals nearly 200 pairs of underwear
09:32 - What’s That Noise?
17:30 - FL/NFL
28:41 - Fake priest steals money to buy llamas
35:33 - MVP
43:04 - Men flock to touch penis rock in Indonesia
49:08 - Amazon driver loses finger in mailbox
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This morning on The Morning After, we learned that pickleball is one of the world’s most dangerous sports, we had an update on the woman that married her duvet, we hit up Craigslist for some Missed Connections, an Amazon delivery guy fell into a customer’s septic tank, our MVP bought an energy drink and then tried to rob the store he bought the drink at, Detroit is an interesting place, and we wrapped up the show with Things We Missed.
00:10 - Pickleball is a dangerous sport
07:21 - MA Update
14:48 - Missed Connections
22:51 - Amazon guy fell into septic tank
29:52 - MVP
39:07 - Detroit is an interesting place
44:50 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a bunch of cops in Tennessee were fired for their sexual escapades, scientists are freezing poop for the future of humanity, a man asked to touch another man’s hair on Florida/Not Florida, a general with the National Guard asked his subordinates to take his mother shopping, our MVP had a suitcase full of meat, someone’s shaving cats in Coventry, Breck had another run-in with a spider, and a man tried to break back into jail hours after being released.
00:10 - Cops in TN fired for their sexual escapades
09:16 - Scientists freezing poop
15:11 - Florida/Not Florida
24:26 - General makes subordinates take his mom shopping
31:06 - MVP
41:24 - Someone’s shaving cats in Coventry
46:36 - Breck’s second spider story
53:52 - Man tries to break into jail hours after being released
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This morning on The Morning After, we played ‘Why You Mad, Bro’ for the first time in 2023, there are a lot of robots in the news latest, Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a mother has a parenting hacks for those of you trying to get in contact with your kids, our MVP shouldn’t have bought a house near a cricket club, we traveled to Australia for Gruesome Story Peppy Music, and a man went back to a business to retrieve the meth he left behind.
00:10 - Why You Mad, Bro?
09:58 - Robots in the news
16:22 - Florida/Not Florida
25:53 - Parenting hack
31:29 - MVP
41:01 - Gruesome Story Peppy Music
48:25 - Man leaves meth at store
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This morning on The Morning After, drug dealers are using pigeons with tiny backpacks to deliver drugs to prisons in Canada, a porch pirate wore panties on his face during Florida/Not Florida, authorities in Texas are looking for a robber described as ‘very smelly,’ our MVP threw beer on a baby, a man spent nearly $20,000 on a lifelike wolf costume, and a biker was caught after he posted video of his police chase online.
00:10 - Pigeons with tiny backpacks delivering drugs
06:22 - Florida/Not Florida
15:52 - Authorities searching for ‘very smelly’ robber
23:21 - MVP
30:46 - Man spends $20,000 on lifelike wolf costume37:47 - Biker caught after posting chase video online
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This morning on The Morning After, the ‘world’s cheapest multimillionaire’ eats cat food to save money, Defector.com released a list of the terrible things we did to our penises in 2022, Teagan joined us for the first Unqualified Love Advice of 2023, scientists have created a ‘bionic penis,’ our MVP should have tried harder to keep her mask on, a canal in Wisconsin was recently filled with melted butter following a fire, and there may be a new World’s Tallest Man!
00:10 - ‘World’s cheapest multimillionaire’ eats cat food
10:23 - Things we did to our penises in 2022
16:37 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:43 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
30:15 - Scientists have created a ‘bionic penis’
38:30 - MVP
47:47 - Wisconsin canal filled with melted butter
55:00 - New World’s Tallest Man
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This morning on The Morning After, a UK town canceled their fireworks on New Year’s Eve for a masturbating walrus named Thor, someone spray painted messages near potholes in hopes of getting them fixed, a couple called the cops to help them rob a house on Florida/Not Florida, a man’s plan to steal from his company came directly from the movie Office Space, our MVP just rented an apartment near train tracks and he hates it, a woman was forced to remain in her seat on an airplane after a man peed on her, and three different prison guards received prison sentences after sleeping with inmates.
00:10 - Town cancels fireworks for masturbating walrus
08:33 - Spray painting messages near potholes to get them fixed
15:06 - Florida/Not Florida
24:06 - Office Space theft
30:54 - MVP
41:53 - Woman has to remain in seat after being peed on
48:01 - Three prison guards have sex with inmates
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This morning on The Morning After, we started the new year with Defector’s list of things we got stuck in our butts in 2022, a man left his wife behind after stopping to go to the bathroom, the voice of the Saginaw Spirit, Dillon Clark, joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, our MVP pooped on his own car, we had an update on Dr. Love, and a couple having sex in a car on New Year’s Day backed into a police car.
00:10 - Things we get stuck in our butts in 2022
08:51 - Man leaves wife behind after bathroom break
15:24 - Florida/Not Florida
22:46 - Home invader wants a cigarette and a Hot Pocket
26:59 - MVP
37:43 - MA Update
43:17 - Couple having sex in car backs into police car
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This morning on The Morning After, we continued off our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review with highlights from September, October, November, and December! Plus, a man stuck something in his butt that led to an evacuation, a man told police he would keep stealing on Florida/Not Florida, and our MVP was heavily involved in the crypto game, but we still don’t know what he did.
00:10 - Man stuck something in his butt that led to an evacuation
09:06 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year in Review - September
13:17 - Florida/Not Florida
22:19 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year in Review - October
26:30 - MVP
35:54 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year in Review - November
39:56 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year in Review - December
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This morning on The Morning After, we continued off our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review with highlights from May, June, July, and August! Plus, a football super fan is accused of robbing banks in the same costume he wears at games, Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, and our MVP was not happy with his pizza order.
00:10 - Chiefs Super Fan arrested for bank robberies
09:10 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year in Review - May
13:46 - Florida/Not Florida
22:54 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year in Review - June
25:28 - MVP
35:54 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year in Review - July
40:50 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year in Review - August
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This morning on The Morning After, we kicked off our 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review with highlights from January, February, March, and April! Plus, a man stole a goat and a dune buggy on Florida/Not Florida and our MVP wore a mankini to a holiday party (among other things).
00:10 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year in Review - January
05:32 - Florida/Not Florida
13:23 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year in Review - February
16:47 - MVP
26:40 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year in Review - March
32:26 - 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year in Review - April
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This morning on The Morning After, a hippo ate a child and then spit it back out, a ‘dead’ woman turned out to just be an art installation, we rattled off our final Missed Connections of 2022, a woman that had a bed-wetting problem as a child is now selling her soiled underpants, our MVP held up a bank for $1, prisoners in Spain are painting little pooping figurines, and we wrapped up our final FriYAY show of 2022 with Things We Missed.
00:10 - Hippo eats child and spits it back out
08:28 - Dead woman is ‘art’
14:33 - Missed Connections
23:30 - Bed-wetter now selling soiled underwear
29:42 - MVP
37:07 - Spanish prisoners painting pooping figurines
45:35 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a prison employee left her radio on while she went to have sex in a parking lot, a man held up a McDonalds with a knife for McNuggets and McDoubles, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man claims he was kicked off a flight for saying ‘penis,’ our MVP was in an apartment that wasn’t his, thieves stole $3,000 worth of beef jerky from a New Mexico business, and the worst person in the world stole a Toys For Tots donation box.
00:10 - Prison employee leaves radio on during sex
08:24 - Man holds up McDonalds for nuggets
13:19 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:19 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:53 - Man kicked off plane for saying ‘penis’
34:58 - MVP
42:20 - Thieves steal $3,000 worth of beef jerky
47:17 - School board president invites choir to adult party
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This morning on The Morning After, we played ‘What’s In Her Vagina?,’ Pornhub released their Year In Review, a man was upset that KFC was out of corn on Florida/Not Florida, there were some weird Guinness World Records set this year, our MVP was a cop with a side hustle, a man claimed he robbed two stores because he was ‘bored,’ and a school board president invited a high school choir to his adult Christmas party.
00:10 - What’s In Her Vagina?
10:51 - Pornhub Year in Review
17:26 - Florida/Not Florida
26:29 - Strange Guinness World Records set in 2022
32:51 - MVP
42:30 - ‘Bored’ man robs two businesses
48:32 - School board president invites choir to adult party
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This morning on The Morning After, a man dressed as a Christmas tree slashed tires in Poland, little parasites were throwing a party in a man’s scrotum, Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a mayor in Iowa is under fire after posing nude with a chicken covering his junk for a calendar, our MVPs had sex in a pool at a home they didn’t own, two emus that were banned from an Australian bar have made their triumphant return, and a man got naked and played his penis like a guitar after being asked to leave a bar.
00:10 - Man dressed as Christmas tree slashes tires
08:21 - Parasites throw party in man’s scrotum
14:50 - Florida/Not Florida
24:30 - Iowa mayor poses nude for charity calendar
31:40 - MVP
40:47 - Emus banned from bar make triumphant return
47:52 - Man gets naked after being asked to leave bar
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was stung to death by bees that he thought were his ancestors, an OnlyFans model is selling bottled burps, we scoured Craigslist for some classic Missed Connections, authorities in New Jersey captured a panty thief, our MVP thought he could go to the bathroom wherever he wanted, soccer fans were tricked into watching video game footage, Breck told us a story about getting recognized at Walmart, and we wrapped up the show with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Man stung to death by bees he thought were his ancestors
08:54 - OnlyFans model selling his bottled burps
15:58 - Missed Connections
24:44 - Panty thief captured
30:17 - MVP
37:18 - Soccer fans tricked into watching video game footage
42:42 - Breck got recognized at Walmart
49:33 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man dressed as The Grinch beat up a man dressed as a reindeer at a company Christmas party in Traverse City, we had an update on the OnlyFans model looking to hire a personal assistant, two artists were kicked out of an art show for milking themselves, our MVP dropped off three buckets of feces at a police station, a man charged with meth possession went to court with meth in his pocket, and a restaurant manager asked employees to prove they were sick.
00:10 - Company Christmas party beatdown
08:46 - MA Update
14:11 - Artists kicked out of art show for milking
20:14 - MVP
27:49 - Man charged with meth possession brings meth to court
32:03 - Restaurant manager wants employees to prove they’re sick
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This morning on The Morning After, a man thought he could escape police by climbing a tree, a drunk man bit a security guard’s finger on Florida/Not Florida, a dog got behind the wheel of a car, our MVP fell off a cruise ship, the man who invented the modern bulletproof vest shot himself nearly 200 times, and the people that got snowed in at the bar reunited recently.
00:10 - Man tries to escape police by climbing tree
04:36 - Florida/Not Florida
12:25 - Dog gets behind the wheel of the car
17:14 - MVP
27:46 - Bulletproof vest inventor shot himself nearly 200 times
33:00 - Snowed in bar goers reunite
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This morning on The Morning After, a man bit another man’s nose off after an argument on the golf course, a thief tried to steal stuff during a Shop With a Cop event, we scoured Craigslist for some more classic Missed Connections, the FDA has approved ‘prescription poop,’ our real life MVP chased down his own stolen car with his kids inside, a man was upset he wasn’t included in a sheriff’s department’s Top Ten Most Wanted list, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Man bites another man’s nose off at golf course
08:39 - Thief steals during Shop With a Cop event
13:04 - Missed Connections
22:16 - Prescription poop
27:31 - MVP
35:13 - Man upset he isn’t on Top Ten Most Wanted list
39:20 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman stabs a man on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ we had an update on the Brazilian man with nine wives, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man felt bloated after eating nearly 200 coins, our MVP was a ‘brazen burglar’ that stole a whole bunch of purses, the caterer that put weed in food at a wedding is being sued, and New York City is looking for a ‘director of rodent mitigation.’
00:10 - Why you mad, bro?
11:00 - MA Update
16:12 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:25 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:20 - Man eats nearly 200 coins
34:27 - MVP
41:57 - Caterer sued for weed-tainted food
48:40 - NYC searching for ‘director of rodent mitigation’
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This morning on The Morning After, a miner swallowed gold instead of kiestering it, Qatar is hosting this year’s camel beauty contest, a woman had a little too much fun the night before Thanksgiving on Florida/Not Florida, a Chuck E. Cheese employee thought someone was robbing the restaurant, our MVP caused a whole bunch of damage to a hotel room, an Australian dictionary’s word of the year is ‘bacherlor’s handbag,’ and a Tasmanian farmer didn’t know she was growing opium.
00:10 - Miner swallows gold instead of kiestering it
06:46 - Camel beauty contest
11:31 - Florida/Not Florida
19:47 - Chuck E. Cheese employee thinks they’re being robbed
25:55 - MVP
32:58 - Bachelor’s handbag
37:56 - Farmer didn’t know she was growing opium
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman is suing Kraft over their microwaveable Mac and Cheese directions, we had an update on the teacher whose OnlyFans account was discovered, a naked man was ‘high AF’ on Florida/Not Florida, a ‘throuple’ wants to add a fourth before their trip to Thailand, our MVP poops in Pringles cans, four monks were kicked out of a temple in Thailand after they tested positive for meth, and Germany’s hottest firefighter is going on tour with her saxophone.
00:10 - Woman suing Kraft over Mac & Cheese directions
08:36 - MA Update
14:43 - Florida/Not Florida
22:22 - Throuple wants to add a fourth before trip
28:23 - MVP
36:53 - Monks removed after testing positive for meth
42:54 - Germany’s hottest firefighter is going on tour
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This morning on The Morning After, a man claims thieves stuck a beer bottle in his butt, family game night almost became deadly on Florida/Not Florida, a man tried to escape the pressures of life by becoming a goat, our MVPs drove around with a Buffalo Wild Wings employee on the hood of their car after dining and dashing, a man sued his company after he was fired for not being fun, and a seagull ruined a darts tournament.
00:10 - Man claims thieves stuck bottle in butt
06:20 - Florida/Not Florida
15:57 - Author becomes goat to avoid life’s pressures
23:27 - MVP
33:02 - Man sues company for firing him for not being fun
39:15 - Seagull ruins darts tournament
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This morning on The Morning After, we kicked off the show with ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ we talked Brown Friday, a man broke into a home to take a bath on Florida/Not Florida, a lawyer had porn noises coming from his computer, our MVP Facetimed her boyfriend while she burned his house down, an Australian man got revenge on his neighbor for not cleaning up her dog’s poop, and we wrapped up the short week with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Why you mad, bro?
09:48 - Brown Friday
15:05 - Florida/Not Florida
22:19 - Lawyer has porn noise coming from computer
28:05 - MVP
37:28 - Australian man gets revenge for dog poop
44:37 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man with an ankle monitor wrote his bank robbery note on the back of his birth certificate, we had an update on the priest that had a threesome on the altar of his church, Dillon Clark from the Saginaw Spirit joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, there was a hot dog turf war in California, our MVP climbed a sacred pyramid for TikTok, we played ‘What’s in the box?,’ and a fisherman caught a 70-pound carp named Carrot.
00:10 - Man writes bank robbery note on birth certificate
08:43 - MA Update
14:27 - Florida/Not Florida
23:27 - Hot dog turf war
29:51 - MVP
39:22 - What’s in the box?
44:51 - 70-pound carp named Carrot
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This morning on The Morning After, a man named Glockz was arrested for gun possession, a teacher got naked and humped a pillar on Florida/Not Florida, the president of Brazil can’t wear pants, our MVP took an Uber to rob a bank, a soccer fan urinated in the goalkeeper’s water bottle, and incinerators can’t handle the amount of cocaine being confiscated at a European airport.
00:10 - Glockz arrested for gun possession
05:18 - Florida/Not Florida
14:03 - President of Brazil can’t wear pants
19:33 - MVP
26:36 - Soccer fan urinates in goalkeeper’s water bottle
32:52 - Incinerator can’t handle amount of seized cocaine
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman’s Tinder date stole her car and tried to sell it back to her, a herd of sheep have been walking in a circle for 12 straight days, we had two vomit-related Missed Connections, one gimp is upset with another, our MVP is a delivery person and a thief, unplugging the security camera after you’ve started robbing a home isn’t how you do it, and we wrapped up the show with some Things We Missed.
00:10 - Tinder date steals woman’s car and tries to sell it back
09:08 - Herd of sheep walking in circle for 12 days
14:50 - Missed Connections
25:17 - One gimp is upset with another
31:23 - MVP
40:39 - Thief unplugs security camera after entering home
45:39 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man bought a gun and a couple of swords from the mall and police were looking for him, a streamer downed 12 energy drinks in ten minutes, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had a Roar and Snore update, our MVP got fired for his emoji use, Darrel connected his phone to the car he stole, and a man assaulted his friend with a hot dog.
00:10 - Man bought a gun and swords at the mall
09:26 - Streamer drank 12 energy drinks in ten minutes
15:38 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:23 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:50 - MA Update
33:09 - MVP
42:44 - Darrel connected his phone to a car he stole
47:34 - Hot dog assault
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This morning on The Morning After, we started the show with a pair of pistol-whipping stories, the woman that married a rag doll discovered he’s been cheating, a robber went 2-for-3 on Florida/Not Florida, Netflix will now allow you to boot accounts using your password, our MVPs caused nearly $400k in damage at a Florida business and they’re barely teenagers, a grandfather in England is selling a calendar that features pictures of a soccer player’s calves, and a family’s ‘dead’ dog returned home just days after being buried.
00:10 - A pair of pistol-whipping stories
09:30 - MA Update
16:56 - Florida/Not Florida
26:15 - Netflix allows you to boot password thieves
31:14 - MVP
40:02 - Man selling calendar of soccer player’s calves
47:43 - Family’s ‘dead’ dog returns days later
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This morning on The Morning After, a 100-year old celebrated his birthday at the strip club, a man shoved a jump rope into his penis, the voice of the Saginaw Spirit, Dillon Clark, joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a shark wearing a denim skirt needs help, our MVP stole 85-pounds of shrimp, a police dog ran away to play with other dogs, and a professional billiards player pooped his pants.
00:10 - 100-year old celebrates birthday at strip club
08:01 - Man shoves jump rope in penis
14:04 - Florida/Not Florida
22:54 - Shark wearing denim skirt needs help
28:29 - MVP
36:47 - Police dog runs away to play with other dogs
41:53 - Professional billiards player poops his pants
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This morning on The Morning After, a man that found a $4 million check was rewarded with gummy bears, a guy had a cool knife to show off on Florida/Not Florida, a woman’s upstairs neighbor died and their body began ‘leaking’ into her apartment, a Spanish city is banning inflatable dolls and genitals, and a couple of teachers have lost their jobs after their OnlyFans account was discovered.
00:10 - Man gets gummy bears as reward after returning check
06:42 - Florida/Not Florida
16:02 - Dead neighbor’s body begins ‘leaking’ into woman’s apartment
22:26 - Spanish city bans inflatable sex dolls and genitals
28:50 - Teachers fired after OnlyFans account discovered
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman had her boyfriend’s ashes put in a butt plug, a British nudist is willing to pay to rent your garden for his nude activities, we scoured Craigslist for some of the best Missed Connections, Treetops Resort General Manager Barry Owens joined us to talk all things Treetops, our MVP started their flight with a lot of vomit, a man high on meth bought an owl at a convenience store, and we wrapped up the show with a few Things We Missed.
00:10 - Woman puts boyfriend’s ashes in butt plug
08:40 - Nudist willing to pay to be naked in your garden
14:39 - Missed Connections
23:17 - Treetops Resort interview with Barry Owens
33:20 - MVP
45:10 - Man buys an owl at a convenience store
50:09 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was caught masturbating on a plane bound for Detroit, we had an update on the woman accused of hitting her neighbor with a meat log, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, two men have been accused of stealing hundreds of peaches, our MVP hated one kid’s opera performance, a woman’s seagull best friend betrayed her, and a topless woman claimed Captain America and Jesus told her it was OK.
00:10 - Man masturbating on plane bound for Detroit
09:52 - MA Update
15:30 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:16 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:21 - Two men accused of stealing hundreds of peaches
33:52 - MVP
43:17 - Woman’s seagull best friend betrays her
49:22 - Topless woman claims Captain American and Jesus said it was OK
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This morning on The Morning After, we played ‘Why You Mad, Bro?’, a woman tried to sneak a gun onto a plane inside a raw chicken, a man stole some egg nog on Florida/Not Florida, a nurse amputated a foot to put it on display in her taxidermy shop, our MVPs ran on the field for YouTube views, police in Indonesia are binge-watching porn, and a couple got into a fight at a strip club after they couldn’t find their favorite dancer.
00:10 - Why you mad, bro?
10:11 - Woman sneaks gun onto plane inside raw chicken
16:02 - Florida/Not Florida
23:50 - Nurse amputates foot to put it on display
29:18 - MVP
37:27 - Police in Indonesia binge-watching porn
43:06 - Strip club parking lot fight
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This morning on The Morning After, a Philadelphia man ate a rotisserie chicken every day for 40 days, the CFO for Tyson Foods got drunk and passed out in a stranger’s home, the new voice of the Saginaw Spirit, Dillon Clark, joined us for the first time to play Florida/Not Florida, our MVP was on the run for a year before getting arrested at Disney World, a thief stole catalytic converters from a scrapyard, and a lawyer tested out a strangers security system by getting naked.
00:10 - Man eats a rotisserie chicken every day for 40 days
08:46 - Tyson Foods CFO gets drunk and passes out
14:21 - Florida/Not Florida
23:02 - MVP
32:11 - Thief steals catalytic converters from scrapyard
36:28 - Lawyer tests security system by getting naked
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This morning on The Morning After, two people decided to rob the same store at the same time on Florida/Not Florida, a man shot up a Subway after getting upset at the staff of a Taco Bell, our MVP went on a crime spree after his flight was canceled, the National Park Service wants you to stop licking toads, and students have to retake the SAT after the results fell off a truck.
00:10 - Florida/Not Florida
08:44 - Man upset at Taco Bell shoots up Subway
15:50 - MVP
24:28 - NPS wants you to stop licking toads
29:58 - Students have to retake SATs
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This morning on The Morning After, a man and his friends robbed a store after a change dispute, an OnlyFans model is hiring a personal assistant, we scoured Craigslist for the best Missed Connections, a woman that was declared dead wasn’t, our MVP doesn’t know good BBQ, a metal detectors found a treasure trove of old school porn, and we wrapped up the show with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man robs store after change dispute
08:48 - OnlyFans model hiring personal assistant
15:31 - Missed Connections
26:46 - A woman that was declared dead wasn’t
34:46 - MVP
43:28 - Metal detectors finds porn
54:16 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we have controversy in the world of professional cornhole, two pageant queens recently got married, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a few lions escaped during a zoo’s Roar N’ Snore, our MVP ran out of candy on Halloween, man wakes up naked on beach after a two-day bender, and a woman got her partner’s face tattooed on her face.
00:03 - Professional cornhole controversy
10:02 - Two pageant queens get married
15:09 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:29 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
30:52 - Lions escape during Roar N’ Snore
38:03 - MVP
47:36 - Man wakes up naked on beach after bender
54:45 - Woman gets partner’s face tattooed on her face
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This morning on The Morning After, we had a sex toy brawl in Florida, an Indonesian man is getting married for the 88th time, a woman had more tricks than treats on Florida/Not Florida, a woman is renting out her handy husband, our MVPs trashed a house beyond repair, a snake got loose at the Midwest Venom Fest, and a lottery winner kept it secret from his family, so they wouldn’t get lazy.
00:03 - Florida sex toy brawl
08:06 - Indonesian man marries for 88th time
15:16 - Florida/Not Florida
23:26 - Rent My Handy Husband
29:33 - MVP
38:23 - Snake gets loose at Midwest Venom Fest
44:55 - Lotto winner keeps it secret from his family
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This morning on The Morning After, we found a pair of pants that will make you wealthy, a woman marrying a ghost had a hard time finding a church, a man exposed himself at Lowe’s on Florida/Not Florida, turf-to-flower ratio is causing issues for a man in Missouri, our MVP didn’t want to go to Wal-Mart, a family in Australia turned their family pet into a rug, and a family found a woman’s belongings in a casket they bought on Facebook Marketplace.
00:03 - Necropants make you wealthy
08:26 - Woman marrying a ghost can’t find church
15:08 - Florida/Not Florida
23:36 - Turf-to-flower ratio
29:30 - MVP
37:22 - Australian family turns dog into rug
41:56 - Woman’s belongings found in casket
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This morning on The Morning After, a man gets revenge on a grab by eating it, a couple ate a rotisserie chicken on Florida/Not Florida, a man in Japan asked if he could use the bathroom to masturbate, our MVP left his phone at the scene of the crime, a laptop thief sent the victim the files he needed, and Washington D.C. has its very own Demon Cat.
00:03 - Crab revenge
05:50 - Florida/Not Florida
13:54 - Man asks to use bathroom to masturbate
20:28 - MVP
28:10 - Laptop thief sends victim files he needed
35:34 - Washington D.C.’s Demon Cat
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This morning on The Morning After, a father and son were involved in a Pokemon Go turf war, protestors are now just dousing themselves in soup, we scoured Craigslist for the best Missed Connections, we had another ‘weights in fish’ update, our MVP loved Milky Ways, people are suggesting you hand out potatoes instead of candy for Halloween this year, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Pokemon Go turf war
07:40 - Protestors dousing themselves in soup
13:17 - Missed Connections
22:37 - MA Update
29:28 - MVP
37:59 - Hand out potatoes instead of candy
43:02 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a mom ordered a Halloween decoration and received a sex doll, a police officer mistakenly showed porn to a classroom full of kids, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, the Pope says even ‘normal’ porn is bad, our MVP left something very important behind at the crime scene, we had (hopefully) our last chess scandal update, and a woman wants Halloween decorations banned.
00:03 - Mom orders Halloween decoration, gets sex doll
08:31 - Officer shows porn in classroom
13:03 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:09 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:31 - The Pope says even ‘normal’ porn is bad
32:34 - MVP
40:18 - MA Update
46:35 - Woman wants Halloween decorations banned
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This morning on The Morning After, we played ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ there’s a new TV show in England about men with big penises, Ponce de Leon made an appearance on Florida/Not Florida, two men showed up at school to pick up the same kid, our MVP simply dialed the wrong number, and a man with corn in his shoe shot himself.
00:03 - Why you mad, bro?
09:36 - There’s a new TV show about men with big penises
15:28 - Florida/Not Florida
24:13 - Two men show up at school to pick up same kid
30:42 - MVP
38:15 - Corn in shoe leads to shooting
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This morning on The Morning After, a cop retired and became a drug dealer, a man had a horn removed from his penis (again), Joey Battaino joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, protesters smashed mashed potatoes on a painting, our MVP knows he’s a thief, we had an update on the couple that introduced a sex doll into their relationship, and the ‘world’s dirtiest man’ has passed away.
00:03 - Cop retires and becomes drug dealer
07:14 - Man has horn removed from penis (again)
12:20 - Florida/Not Florida
20:51 - Protesters smash mashed potatoes on a painting
26:18 - MVP
35:10 - MA Update
39:16 - ‘World’s Dirtiest Man’ dies
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This morning on The Morning After, a passenger pooped on a plane, an Ohio judge sounds like a lot of fun, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man set a restaurant on fire after they got his order wrong, our MVP unleashed the bees, we had an update on the guy with the Florida tattoo on his face, and a dog found a suitcase full of sex toys in England.
00:03 - Passenger poops on plane
09:17 - Ohio judge is the fun judge
15:46 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:29 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:09 - Man gets wrong order, sets business on fire
34:14 - MVP
42:01 - MA Update
46:52 - Suitcase full of sex toys
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This morning on The Morning After, a Texas home is haunted by sexy ghosts, a woman caught an STD from a water bottle the janitor put his penis in, a guy just wanted his daddy on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the sex toy cousin stabbing in Kentucky, our MVP brought an underdressed dancer to a Michigan high school, there’s another controversy in the sports world, and a neighborhood in Brooklyn put up a fancy new mural!
00:03 - Texas home haunted by sexy ghosts
05:53 - Woman gets STD from water bottle
11:23 - Florida/Not Florida
20:01 - MA Update
25:51 - MVP
35:42 - Controversy at the Beer Mile
41:39 - New mural in Gowanus
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This morning on The Morning After, a man lit a shower curtain on fire to get people out of his apartment, the Cockapo has been disqualified from a bird beauty contest, ‘The Voice of the Saginaw Spirit’ Joey Battaino joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man hired to protect Japan’s oldest bathroom drove his car into it, our MVP had some warrants to pay for, we had an update on the cheating poker player, and a man in New York baits bears with doughnuts.
00:03 - Man sets shower curtain on fire to get people to leave
08:06 - Cockapo disqualified from bird beauty contest
14:48 - Florida/Not Florida
22:28 - Man drives through Japan’s oldest bathroom
27:30 - MVP
35:45 - MA Update
42:05 - New York man baits bears with doughnuts
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This morning on The Morning After, a politician released his own sex tape, former Z93 host Jim Jones joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man was arrested for having a couple of Sharpies, and our MVP just wanted her loyalty points.
00:03 - Politician releases sex tape
06:38 - Florida/Not Florida
13:15 - Man with Sharpies isn’t supposed to have them
19:46 - MVP
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This morning on The Morning After, a man neighbors have dubbed ‘Edward Scissorhands’ is going around trimming trees that aren’t his, a naked man tried to steal a cat, we scoured Craigslist for the best Missed Connections, climate protesters threw soup on a painting, our MVP let her kid get a tattoo, a dog found a giant dildo while out on a walk, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man goes around neighborhood trimming trees
07:55 - Naked man tries to steal cat
13:55 - Missed Connections
23:46 - Protesters throw soup on painting
29:40 - MVP
38:22 - Dog finds giant dildo on walk
42:51 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a doctor removes 23 contact lenses from a woman’s eye, the ‘weights in fish’ guys are facing charges, Pennsylvania wants you to know Bigfoot isn’t real, our MVP got upset in the school pickup line, we had an update on a home inspector that had sex with an Elmo doll, and a law student in Spain found an ingenious way to cheat.
00:03 - Doctor removes 23 contacts from eye
06:51 - Weights in fish update
12:07 - Bigfoot sighting signs
18:26 - MVP
26:01 - Elmo doll sex update
29:53 - Law student finds ingenious way to cheat
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This morning on The Morning After, a burglar left a piece of him behind, someone stuff the Fat Bear ballot box, a jug of urine was thrown on Florida/Not Florida, a legendary toe wrestler has retired, our MVP robbed a bank with a finger gun, and a TikTok Trend we can’t really explain.
00:03 - Burglar leaves piece of him behind
08:46 - Fat Bear ballot box gets stuffed
14:18 - Florida/Not Florida
23:00 - Toe-wrestling champion retires
28:30 - MVP
36:40 - TikTok Trend
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This morning on The Morning After, a ‘Russian cosmonaut’ scammed a woman out of $30,000, ‘Bucket Bunnies’ in Florida are ruining relationships, Joey Battaino joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a floating house prototype doesn’t float, our MVP celebrated homecoming a little too hard, and a Texas mom is warning parents about ‘Hocus Pocus 2.’
00:03 - ‘Cosmonaut’ scams woman out of $30,000
07:16 - Bucket Bunnies
13:08 - Florida/Not Florida
21:35 - Floating house prototype sinks
26:45 - MVP
37:27 - Texas mom warns parents about Hocus Pocus 2
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This morning on The Morning After, a man tried to smuggle pythons in his pants, someone stole TP on Florida/Not Florida, a retirement home hired male strippers, our MVP gave a dancer a ride to work, daycare workers scared kids with the Scream mask, and a teen stole the world’s hottest gummy bear.
00:03 - Is that a python in your pants?
04:55 - Florida/Not Florida
12:39 - Strippers at the retirement home
18:00 - MVP
27:42 - Daycare workers scare kids with Scream mask
32:40 - Teen steals world’s hottest gummy bear
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This morning on The Morning After, jungle justice was delivered in Nigera, there’s controversy in the Irish Dancing world, we learned our ABCs on Missed Connections, a wanted fugitive applied for a security job at the police station, our MVP doesn’t like Norm MacDonald, a man makes over $4,000 pretending he’s pregnant, and we wrapped up the show with some Things We Missed.
00:03 - Jungle justice delivered in Nigeria
06:58 - Controversy in the Irish Dancing world
13:02 - Missed Connections
21:58 - Fugitive applies for job at police station
27:44 - MVP
36:20 - Man makes money pretending to be pregnant
42:07 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man jumped into a river to avoid an elephant, only to be attacked by a crocodile, a couple got handsy in line for a haunted house, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a hotel told a man not to wet his bed, our MVP should have checked the schedule, a man went to Las Vegas to marry a can of Hard Mt. Dew, and someone used the ‘Not my pants’ defense again.
00:03 - Man avoids elephant, gets attacked by croc
08:43 - Couple does hand stuff in haunted house line
14:18 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:27 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:12 - Hotel tells man not to wet the bed
33:39 - MVP
41:46 - Man marries can of Hard Mt. Dew
46:10 - Another man claims pants aren’t his
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This morning on The Morning After, a Michigan farm used untreated human waste as fertilizer, we gave you our last Hans Niemann update, a woman just wanted some Halloween candy on Florida/Not Florida, a restaurant in England is looking for a grape feeder, our MVP was naked in front of his apartment, a professor was fired over his way-too-difficult class, and a man called 911 after his sister removed his laundry from the washing machine.
00:03 - A MI farm used untreated human waste as fertilizer
08:17 - Our last Hans Niemann update
14:11 - Florida/Not Florida
20:49 - Restaurant searching for grape feeder
25:58 - MVP
35:01 - Professor fired because class was too hard
39:18 - Man calls 911 over washing machine dispute
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This morning on The Morning After, a female poker player is being accused of using a vibrator to cheat, the Internet is arguing about how you put on your socks and shoes, ‘The Voice of the Saginaw Spirit’ Joey Battaino joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a former teacher is giving out penis report cards on OnlyFans, our MVP called in a bomb threat during his girlfriend’s court date, a man was robbed by his Tinder date, and we had an update on the ‘weights in fish’ controversy.
00:03 - Poker playing using vibrator to cheat?
08:14 - What is the Internet arguing about?
14:49 - Florida/Not Florida
23:42 - Former teacher gives out penis report cards
28:38 - MVP
36:23 - Tinder date robbery
41:46 - MA Update
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This morning on The Morning After, there’s more controversy in the fishing world, a dad strapped on a helmet for Florida/Not Florida, a man named Khia has been banned from touching cars, our MVP wrote himself a check to buy a BMW, YouTuber Dream revealed his face, and there’s a guinea pig crisis in New York City.
00:03 - More fishing controversy
05:55 - Florida/Not Florida
12:40 - Man named Khia can’t touch cars anymore
19:20 - MVP
27:24 - YouTuber’s fans think he’s ugly
32:51 - Guinea Pig Crisis
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This morning on The Morning After, thieves stole a trailer full of bat poop, we had an update on the chess controversy surrounding Hans Niemann, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, TikTokers are sunning their buttholes, our MVP should have just stayed home, new research says we should all be sitting down to pee, and we wrapped up the show with random people stealing random things.
00:03 - Thieves stole a trailer full of bat poop
07:01 - Chess Controversy Update
11:46 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:35 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:54 - TikTok Trend
32:47 - MVP
40:47 - You should be sitting down to pee
46:30 - Thieves stealing random
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This morning on The Morning After, porch pirates stole a box full of dirty diapers and then smeared them all over the door of the home, a man threw beers at his naked neighbor, a man broke into a police station on Florida/Not Florida, an Uber driver picked up a man and his mistress and then took them both back home to his wife, our MVP made one flight very eventful, we have controversy in the cycling world, and a man tried to buy weed from a border patrol agent in Northern Michigan.
00:03 - Porch pirates are fighting back
08:53 - Neighbor throws beers at a naked man
13:52 - Florida/Not Florida
20:04 - Uber driver takes man and his mistress back home
26:07 - MVP
36:13 - Cycling controversy
41:59 - You can’t buy weed from everybody
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman got sick after her dog pooped in her mouth while she was sleeping, a woman on TikTok claims ‘vabbing’ scored her free drinks all night, Joey Battaino joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we asked if a woman was the a-hole for not inviting her co-worker to lunch after she ate all of the Chicken McNuggets, our MVP just wants to keep the sexy photos his now ex-wife took for him years ago, a bar owner in England is starting an OnlyFans to save her bar, and we wrapped up the show with a couple of raccoon stories.
00:03 - Woman gets sick after dog poops in mouth
11:13 - Woman claims ‘vabbing’ got her free drinks
16:47 - Florida/Not Florida
25:45 - Am I The A-Hole?
32:35 - MVP
40:29 - A bar owner is starting an OnlyFans to save her bar
45:27 - Two raccoon stories
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This morning on The Morning After, somebody hacked an airplane’s PA to make strange noises, a man was flopping his penis around on Florida/Not Florida, a couple of jail employees have been fired after wrestling inmates, our MVP lost his spot in line at karaoke night, there’s controversy at a Rhode Island fishing competition, and a man kept visiting his ex-wife’s grave to urinate on it.
00:03 - Someone hacked an airplane’s PA
05:42 - Florida/Not Florida
12:46 - Wrestling match between jailers and inmates
18:22 - MVP
27:13 - Fishing controversy
32:52 - Man visit’s ex-wife’s grave every day to pee on it
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This morning on The Morning After, a robber told a clerk it was his first time, a politician in Peru is on OnlyFans, we hit up Craigslist for more Missed Connections, we had an update on the car thief that drove into wet concrete, our MVP just wanted her football team to win, there are alien noises coming from the sewer, and we wrapped up the show with Things We Missed.
00:03 - First-time robber
08:19 - Politician on OnlyFans
13:39 - Missed Connections
22:38 - MA Update
28:03 - MVP
36:54 - Alien noises are coming from the sewer
42:30 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a library’s URL directs visitors to a fake sex store, there’s a new video game called Trombone Champ, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, the Internet is asking if you can eat your Crocs, our MVP can’t stop urinating off his balcony, a barrel of monkeys pushed a woman off a roof, and we introduced you to the world of wild cow milking.
00:03 - A library’s URL directs visitors to a fake sex store
07:47 - Trombone Champ is your new favorite game
12:38 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:29 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:00 - Can you eat your Crocs
33:27 - MVP
41:53 - Monkeys knock woman on roof and onto a bar
47:14 - Wild Cow Milking
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This morning on The Morning After, we played Why Are You Mad, Bro?, we introduced you to a Fecal Philanthropist, a car got stuck in concrete on Florida/Not Florida, Utah has a rapping politician, our MVP sold a customer a stolen car, people are putting vodka through their Brita filters on TikTok, and another man had to have a metal ring removed from his penis.
00:03 - Why Are You Mad?
10:00 - Fecal Philanthropist
16:35 - Florida/Not Florida
23:44 - Utah’s rapping politician
28:17 - MVP
37:07 - TikTok Trends
43:02 - Doctors cut metal ring off man’s penis
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This morning on The Morning After, the COO of a plant-based company bit a guy’s nose off, a doctor operated on the wrong end of a patient’s colon, ‘The Voice of the Saginaw Spirit’ Joey Battaino joined us play Florida/Not Florida, a man making a cheesecake was interrupted by intruders, our MVP left a Tip for Jesus and wants it back, a woman found $500 in her KFC sandwich, and there’s a home for sale in Washington D.C. but the homeowner’s cousin won’t move out.
00:03 - The COO of a plant-based company bit a guy’s nose
08:50 - Doctor operates on the wrong end of the colon
14:29 - Florida/Not Florida
23:09 - Man making cheesecake interrupted by intruders
28:33 - MVP
39:15 - Woman finds $500 in her KFC sandwich
44:46 - Cousin still live in house for sale
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This morning on The Morning After, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida for the last time this season, a woman in Ireland had 55 batteries in her stomach, our MVP is a terrible neighbor, passengers on a flight to Hawaii all received ukuleles, and a realtor suggests landlords start pooping in homes to assert dominance.
00:03 - Florida/Not Florida
08:04 - 55 batteries in woman’s stomach
14:05 - MVP
22:17 - Passengers all receive ukuleles
28:23 - Realtor suggests pooping to assert dominance
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This morning on The Morning After, a man claims he’s both Jesus and Satan before cutting his own leg off, we had an update on the great chess controversy of 2022, we scoured Craigslist for some fantastic Missed Connections, a couple of Miss Bum Bum UK contestants are honoring the Queen by not having sex, our MVP thought it would be fun to call in a fake bomb threat, a truck in Oklahoma City dumped its load of sex toys and lube all over the road, and we wrapped up the week with 10 A.M. Goodbyes!
00:03 - Man claims he’s both Jesus and Satan
08:31 - Chess controversy update
16:00 - Missed Connections
27:40 - Honor the Queen by not having sex
33:53 - MVP
41:41 - Truck dumps load of sex toys and lube
48:04 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we traveled to Miami to play Why You Mad, Bro?, a teacher in Scotland was fired after waving a fake penis at colleagues, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, our MVP thought a man in distress was just saying ‘Hello,’ a millionaire bought his baby a yacht, and a man was arrested for carrying eggs near the Queen’s casket.
00:03 - Why You Mad, Bro?
10:09 - Teacher fired for shaking fake penis at colleagues
15:39 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:26 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
30:51 - MVP
37:47 - A millionaire bought his baby a yacht
43:43 - Man arrested for carrying eggs near Queen’s casket
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This morning on The Morning After, a Michigan woman claims she found feces on her sandwich, a doctor performed a vasectomy using power from his electric truck, it was a cinder block attack on Florida/Not Florida, there was a corn crime recently in Canada, our MVP hired a stripper to perform at a retirement home, a man in India cut power to an entire village so he could see his girlfriend, and a man in Nashville asked a cop if he could punch him in the stomach.
00:03 - Michigan woman finds feces on her sandwich
08:46 - Doctor does vasectomy with power from truck
14:36 - Florida/Not Florida
21:46 - Canadian Corn Crime
28:30 - MVP
36:00 - Man cuts power to town so he can see his girlfriend
40:58 - Can I punch you in the stomach?
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This morning on The Morning After, a man in Canada posed as a reflexologist to touch women’s feet, a man rode his bike nearly 800 miles for a mediocre croissant, a man tried to sell stolen TVs in a Walmart parking lot on Florida/Not Florida, a kangaroo that attacked its owner won’t let first responders help him, our MVP let his 5-year old drive, a man in Australia doesn’t want you having sex on the bus, and a mom tackled a kid that tackled her kid at a peewee football game.
00:03 - Canadian man poses as reflexologist to touch feet
08:37 - Man rides bike nearly 800 miles for croissant
15:36 - Florida/Not Florida
24:11 - Kangaroo won’t allow first responders to help owner
30:40 - MVP
38:42 - Don’t have sex on the bus
42:30 - Mom tackles player that tackled her son during football game
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This morning on The Morning After, a man tried to sneak over 7,000 donkey penises onto a plane, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, there’s controversy in the chess world, our MVP took his Jeep out for a naked joyride, Britain’s naked carpenter thinks he found a loophole, and would you buy a home with the former owner’s corpse buried in the basement?
00:03 - Man tries sneaking 7,000 donkey penises onto plane
05:59 - Florida/Not Florida
16:20 - Chess cheating controversy
23:47 - MVP
31:44 - Naked carpenter looks for a loophole
37:07 - House with former owner’s corpse in basement
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman stabbed her ex-boyfriend after agreeing to pay for the tires she slashed on his car, Tesla has a haptic suit that would be perfect for sex, a cop tried to pay a ‘prostitute’ with White Claws on Florida/Not Florida, a Vermont town is searching for a poop dumper, our MVP was a babysitter that left work early, a dog with a severed arm in its mouth wasn’t as bad as it looked, and the Kazakhstani that married a sex doll is now rubbing his underwear on a teddy bear.
00:03 - Woman stabs ex-boyfriend after slashing tires
09:42 - Haptic Teslasuit will be used for sex
16:54 - Florida/Not Florida
25:55 - Town in Vermont is searching for Poop Dumper
32:48 - MVP
41:42 - Gruesome story, happy ending
47:17 - MA Update
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman is second guessing her decision to buy her boyfriend a sex doll that looks just like her, a man just needed to charge his phone on Florida/Not Florida, a company will pay you to vomit on command, our MVP described his wedding day as ‘the worst day of his life,’ a man in Mexico City replaced water for marathon runners with rum, and a Michigan man blew pot smoke in a DNR officer’s face.
00:03 - Woman that bought sex doll having second thoughts
06:19 - Florida/Not Florida
15:52 - Company will pay you to vomit on command
22:14 - MVP
30:47 - Man replaces runners’ water with rum
37:08 - Man blows weed smoke in DNR officer’s face
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This morning on The Morning After, a Nashville woman searching for her cat ended up masturbating in someone’s backyard, a suspected drug dealer ate cash, we scoured Craigslist for some classic Missed Connections, artists are writing songs about poop to make money, our MVP wanted to know how he looked in a sundress, a couple having sex in a car got carjacked, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Nashville woman masturbates in backyard
09:11 - Suspected drug dealer eats cash
15:25 - Missed Connections
25:48 - Poop songs make money
33:11 - MVP
41:46 - Couple having sex in car get carjacked
46:29 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a mayoral candidate in Canada had his bike stolen after saying he was going to stop bike thefts, a man in Ohio was stung by 20,000 bees and lived to tell the tale, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a woman was bit on the butt by a sea turtle, our MVP robbed banks with fishing line and a rodent trap, a man was beat by an angry mob for having sex with one of their holiest statues, and a DoorDasher is also a Porch Pirate.
00:03 - Mayoral candidate has bike stolen
10:20 - An Ohio man was stung by 20,000 bees
17:04 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
25:03 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
32:36 - Sea turtle bites woman’s butt
38:20 - MVP
46:12 - Man beat after having sex with statue
51:56 - DoorDasher steals package after food delivery
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman says she’s allergic to gravity, a packer put a coin in some meat, someone went ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin in the street on Florida/Not Florida, a town in Iowa can’t remember where it buried its time capsule, our MVP stole field trip money from a church, a Japanese monkey hunting team shot a woman with a tranquilizer dart, and shopping baskets are going missing in New Jersey.
00:03 - A woman is allergic to gravity
09:26 - Packer put coin in meat
17:06 - Florida/Not Florida
26:22 - City can’t remember where time capsule is
34:03 - MVP
41:24 - Japanese monkey hunting team shoots woman
47:48 - Shopping baskets go missing in New Jersey
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This morning on The Morning After, a pilot threatens to turn the plane around after someone Airdrops a nude to all of the passengers, there’s a golf course in Africa where you might get killed by a lion, Cindy joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a woman gets joy out of farting in the fancy cheese aisle, our MVPs drew penises somewhere they shouldn’t have, a man made a guy that broke into his house clean his bathroom, and a couple of goats ate a cop’s paperwork.
00:03 - Pilot threatens to turn the plane around
09:00 - African golf course where you might get killed
16:25 - Florida/Not Florida
26:54 - Woman farts in the fancy cheese aisle
35:32 - MVP
44:08 - Man makes intruder clean his bathroom
51:31 - Two goats eat a cop’s paperwork
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This morning on The Morning After, two pilots got into a fight mid-flight, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons took the loss on Florida/Not Florida, a man made himself a rag doll family, our MVP is stealing porta-potties, an arena in Sacramento had a ‘clown cave,’ and a serial shoplifter farted in a cop’s face.
00:03 - Two pilots got into a fight mid-flight
06:47 - Florida/Not Florida
16:35 - Man makes himself a rag doll family
23:05 - MVP
31:10 - Sacramento’s clown cave
37:48 - Serial shoplifter farts in cop’s face
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This morning on The Morning After, a man on his honeymoon left his wife sleeping in bed and tried to hire a prostitute, we had an update on the Florida man that offered a woman money for her child at Walmart, we scoured Craigslist for the best Missed Connections, a man gave his thumb skin to his friend to take a test for him, our MVP left her underwear behind, a woman was charged $8,000 in overages after renting a car, and we wrapped up the show with some Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man on honeymoon tries to hire prostitute
10:26 - MA Update
14:37 - Missed Connections
25:41 - Man gives thumb skin to friend to take a test
33:05 - MVP
43:44 - Woman charged $8,000 in overages for rental car
51:48 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a new adult-themed restaurant is causing a stir in England, a woman drove from Rhode Island to Massachusetts with a naked man sleeping in her backseat, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, the Lying Down Championship is something Matt could actually win, our MVP wasn’t happy with his Swisher Sweet selection, a bride stuff burgers into her bra, and we wrapped up the show with some Recycling News.
00:03 - There’s a new adult-themed restaurant in England
10:50 - Woman finds naked man sleeping in backseat
17:13 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
24:33 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
32:24 - Lying Down Championship
39:50 - MVP
49:09 - Bride stuffs McDonalds burgers in her dress
54:27 - Recycling News
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This morning on The Morning After, a man had his ear bitten off by a prostitute on a bus, guns were shipped to a school in Pennsylvania instead of textbooks Florida/Not Florida featured a guy on a beer run, there are a couple of new TikTok Trends you need to know about, our MVP stole some vape cartridges, food allergies could be cured with something that smells like dog poop, and a Walmart thief stole some weird stuff.
00:03 - Prostitute bites man’s ear off on a bus
10:30 - Guns get shipped to school instead of textbooks
18:20 - Florida/Not Florida
25:57 - TikTok Trend
33:25 - MVP
41:42 - Food allergy cure smells like dog poop
46:53 - Walmart thief steals socks, vodka, and Smirnoff Ice
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was recently buried alive at the worst festival ever, another discarded sex doll washed up on a beach, a man chose the worst hiding place for his drugs on Florida/Not Florida, a man dreaming he was butchering a goat cut off his own penis, our MVP experienced instant CARma, a naked man crawled through the drive-thru window at a Taco Bell, and an engineer has given snakes legs.
00:03 - A man is buried alive at the worst festival ever
08:59 - Discarded sex doll washes up on a beach
15:48 - Florida/Not Florida
23:16 - Man dreaming he’s butchering a goat cuts off penis
29:30 - MVP
35:55 - Naked man crawls through Taco Bell drive-thru
43:29 - An engineer has given snakes legs
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This morning on The Morning After, Matt was back, so, of course, we had to start the show with Why You Mad, Bro? Plus, a woman told her significant other she was pregnant with a pregnancy test popsicle, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a couple of pilots fell asleep recently on a flight, our MVPs had a memorable first date, a blind woman still gets flooded with penis pics, and we introduced a new feature called ‘Wait For It.’
00:03 - Why You Mad, Bro?
10:08 - Pregnancy Test Popsicle
16:19 - Florida/Not Florida
25:32 - Two pilots fell asleep on a flight
31:57 - MVP
41:00 - Blind girl still gets penis pics
47:04 - Wait For It
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This morning on The Morning After, a man that drinks his own urine is looking for a new roommate, a new TikTok Trend has people taping their mouths shut, we scoured Craigslist for some of the best Missed Connections, a bear in Turkey got stoned on ‘mad honey,’ our MVP threw a bottle of urine off a crane, we had a ‘vabbing’ update, and we wrapped up the show with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - A man that drinks his own urine is having roommate troubles
08:26 - TikTok Trend
15:05 - Missed Connections
25:38 - A bear got stoned on ‘mad honey’
30:35 - MVP
40:10 - MA Update
45:59 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man is trying to give away his ‘haunted’ fridge, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loon joined us for Florida/Not Florida, our MVP gave counterfeit money to a kid, a man in Canada is looking to trade a piece of string cheese, and someone stole $3,000 worth of brisket in Texas.
00:03 - A man is trying to give away his ‘haunted’ fridge
07:37 - Florida/Not Florida
15:12 - MVP
23:56 - A man in Canada is trying to trade a piece of string cheese
28:58 - Someone stole $3,000 worth of brisket
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This morning on The Morning After, the Chicago Tribute had to inform people that a woman’s meatballs at the spaghetti cook-off weren’t made from testicles, we got an update on Jeff Bezos’ boat, we scoured Craigslist for the best Missed Connections, a scientist tweeted out a picture of a sausage and claimed it was a star, our MVP didn’t order a pizza, a runner finished in last place after his penis fell out of his shorts, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:03 - Meatballs definitely aren’t made of testicles
09:12 - MA Update
15:27 - Missed Connections
24:50 - Scientist tweets out picture of sausage
30:26 - MVP
37:52 - Runner finishes in last after penis falls out of shorts
44:05 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a serial burglar in England is also a serial pooper, a man got stabbed and then got shot while looking for help, a man hired a dog sitter who painted his house while he was gone, our MVP stole a parrot, prisoners used hemorrhoid cream to make a hole in a window to get drugs, and we had a misleading headline about masturbating in your car.
00:03 - A serial burglar is also a serial pooper
08:34 - A man got stabbed and then got shot
14:39 - Dogsitter paints the house while owners are away
21:08 - MVP
29:14 - Prisoners use hemorrhoid cream to get drugs
34:35 - Misleading headline
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This morning on The Morning After, a man watched YouTube videos and performed plastic surgery at home, Patrick the beer drinkin’ pony has been banned from his favorite bar, a man tried to get rid of drugs on Florida/Not Florida, a woman is making bank crocheting giant penises, our MVP tried to kill a spider, a man wants to search a landfill for his missing Bitcoin, and a woman was fined for trying to sneak to McMuffins in her luggage.
00:03 - Man does plastic surgery at home
10:08 - MA Update
15:33 - Florida/Not Florida
24:00 - Woman makes $20,000 crocheting giant penises
30:32 - MVP
38:05 - Man wants to search landfill for missing Bitcoin
46:07 - Woman fined over $1,000 for McMuffins in luggage
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This morning on The Morning After, someone got shot during an argument over a waffle maker, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us for Florida/Not Florida, our MVP was wearing someone else’s shoes, the New Zealand pothole penis guy has changed his tactics, and ants crawled into a woman’s Kindle and bought books.
00:03 - Waffle maker shooting
05:37 - Florida/Not Florida
13:29 - MVP
21:05 - Pothole penis guy has changed his tactics
26:31 - Ants crawl into woman’s Kindle and buy books
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman asked that her family put a giant penis statue on her headstone after she passed, a TikTok trend is leading to an uptick in stolen cars, we hit up Craigslist for some solid Missed Connections, we played What’s In The Box, our MVP loves Red Bull, an artist threw a pickle on the ceiling and is calling it art, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed.
00:03 - Grandma wants a penis on her headstone
08:23 - TikTok Trend
15:04 - Missed Connections
24:50 - What’s In The Box?
31:14 - MVP
39:43 - An artist threw a pickle on the ceiling and it’s art
46:24 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman trying to get revenge on her ex set the wrong house on fire, Scotland recently hosted the Tree Hugging Championship, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we played Am I the A-Hole, our MVP was drunk on a scooter, scientists are turning dead spiders into robots, and a Polish museum wants you to stop having sex in it.
00:03 - Woman sets fire to the wrong house
08:43 - Tree Hugging Championship
14:10 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:36 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
30:00 - Am I the A-Hole?
38:58 - MVP
47:11 - Zombie Robot Spiders
53:55 - Stop having sex at the museum
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This morning on The Morning After, a man waited over 30 years to get his revenge on a car dealership, police are warning people about fake violinists asking for money, someone lost a finger on Florida/Not Florida, the California bass beat mystery has been solved, our MVP stole from the dead, a beer-drinking pony has been elected mayor of a British town, and a flight to San Francisco was delayed after the pilots had a ‘professional disagreement.’
00:03 - Man waits over 30 years to get revenge
09:45 - Police warn of fake violinists begging for money
16:37 - Florida/Not Florida
25:06 - California Bass beat mystery solved
31:42 - MVP
40:14 - Beer-drinking pony elected Mayor of British town
45:41 - Flight delayed after pilots have ‘disagreement’
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This morning on The Morning After, we told you why you don’t mess with Augustah Hubble, two thieves stole $30,000 in gum to pay off their debts, a man took a bite of pizza on Florida/Not Florida, a man survives after a gator took his arm, our MVP is a flashy pastor, teens are drinking condom water to get high, and a man stole a truck to warn police about aliens and dragons.
00:03 - You don’t mess with Augustah Hubble
09:34 - Thieves steal gum to pay off debt
16:03 - Florida/Not Florida
24:26 - Gator takes man’s arm, but he survives
31:01 - MVP
40:08 - Drinking condom water to get high
45:51 - Man steals truck to warn Space Force about aliens
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This morning on The Morning After, a man living in a couple’s attic had plans to perform surgery on them, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us for Florida/Not Florida, our MVP returned the packages he stole, a presidential spokesperson is trying to win a dildo on Instagram, and a man is suing a market for selling him a ham sandwich that has made him fart for five years.
00:03 - Man living in couple’s attic wanted to perform surgery on them
08:01 - Florida/Not Florida
17:32 - MVP
24:48 - Presidential spokesperson tries to win a dildo on Instagram
30:54 - Ham sandwich gave man gas for five years
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This morning on The Morning After, we opened the What In the World file to discuss a woman with a pitchfork and a whip asking people to buy teddy bears, Adam attempted to become One Can Adam, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, that Bigfoot hair you’re buying online might be pubes, our MVP loves apple juice, we told you about a new TikTok trend, and a bear got stuck in a car in Canada.
00:03 - Woman with a pitchfork and a whip selling teddy bears
09:05 - One Can Adam
14:28 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:53 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:52 - Bigfoot hair might just be pubes
36:55 - MVP
46:53 - TikTok Trend
53:25 - Bear gets stuck in a car
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This morning on The Morning After, a Flint woman is suing a man for $10,000 for standing her up on a date, a woman is selling her sweaty, hairy pictures on Instagram, Pokemon card thieves struck Florida/Not Florida, an otter broke into a home and took a nap, our MVP was drunk when he shouldn’t have been, running like a dog has made a guy ‘crazy ripped,’ and if you’re going to be in the Orgy Dome at Burning Man, you have to participate.
00:03 - Flint woman sues man for standing her up on a date
09:04 - Woman sells sweaty, hairy pictures
15:15 - Florida/Not Florida
23:33 - Otter breaks into a family’s home and gets into bed
30:31 - MVP
38:30 - Running like a dog has made man ‘crazy ripped’
44:02 - You must participate in the Orgy Dome
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman bought her husband a sex doll that looked just like her, chaos ensued recently at the World Worm-Charming Championship, Florida/Not Florida featured a can of beans, a man is suing Bass Pro Shop over socks, our MVP just wanted a ‘Thank you,’ a man robbed a strip club and got away with a lot of singles, and Sour Patch Kids led to a tasing in Florida.
00:03 - Woman buys husband sex doll that looks like her
10:23 - Chaos at the World Worm-Charming Championship
15:26 - Florida/Not Florida
24:59 - Man suing Bass Pro Shop over socks
31:58 - MVP
39:17 - Man robs a strip club
45:04 - Sour Patch Kids led to tasing
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This morning on The Morning After, a man got a water bottle stuck in his rectum, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, our MVP bought a face mask at the same store he robbed, we had an update on the Pike’s Peak peanut pusher, and a forklift driver in England claims he’ll be the one to introduce us to aliens.
00:03 - Man gets water bottle stuck in rectum
05:56 - Florida/Not Florida
16:01 - MVP
24:38 - MA Update
30:17 - Forklift driver communicates with aliens
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This morning on The Morning After, we have another bleacher thief, a camel bit a zoo employee’s head, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a stranger painted a woman’s fence without her consent, our MVP tried the ‘he went that way’ approach with police, British doctors want you to go commando to stay cool, and we had a gruesome story made a little less gruesome with peppy music.
00:03 - Someone else is stealing bleachers
09:07 - A camel bit a guy in the head
15:00 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:51 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
30:40 - A stranger painted a woman’s fence
38:03 - MVP
46:03 - British docs want you to go commando
54:32 - Gruesome Story, Peppy Music
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This morning on The Morning After, Russian bettors were duped by a fake cricket league, a man is pushing a peanut up Pike’s Peak with his nose, Stranger Things infiltrated Florida/Not Florida, sex-crazed sharks are to blame for recent attacks in Egypt, our MVP wanted to make her own food, a runaway beagle got entered into a dog show (and sorta won), and someone mailed feces to Ohio politicians.
00:03 - Russian bettors duped by fake cricket league
08:16 - Pike’s Peak Peanut Pusher
14:40 - Florida/Not Florida
24:27 - Sex-Crazed Shark Attack
30:21 - MVP
39:00 - Runaway beagle gets entered into dog show
45:10 - Someone mailed feces to Ohio politicians
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This morning on The Morning After, a sheep got a ride in the back of a police car, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, our MVP tried to get away from police on a lawnmower, a distillery in New Hampshire is making whiskey from crabs, and a Redditor caught his girlfriend chewing socks.
00:03 - Sheep gets a ride in a police car
04:50 - Florida/Not Florida
15:16 - MVP
23:34 - Distillery making whiskey from crabs
29:39 - Redditor catches girlfriend chewing socks
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This morning on The Morning After, a man lost his pants during a police chase, a town in Brazil is being terrorized by a machete-wielding monkey, we had a handful of great Missed Connections, a woman gets paid thousands just to eat, our MVP should have just buckled his seat belt, we introduced you to the goat with the longest ears, and we wrapped up a short week with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man loses pants during police chase
08:34 - Machete-wielding monkey
14:04 - Missed Connections
22:21 - Woman gets paid thousands to eat
29:10 - MVP
37:58 - This goat has the world’s longest ears
44:55 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we told you what ‘vabbing’ is, a kangaroo escaped its enclosure in Louisiana, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a funeral home owner was caught selling body parts, our MVP just wanted her $45 back, a man in Italy has a huge Pepsi can collection, and we met the worst caretaker ever.
00:03 - Vabbing
10:31 - A kangaroo escaped in Louisiana
17:19 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
26:35 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
33:08 - Funeral home owner sells body parts
41:53 - MVP
50:43 - World record Pepsi can collection
57:13 - Worst caretaker ever
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This morning on The Morning After, a dead rooster is at the middle of a neighborhood dispute, somebody took a dump in a New Hampshire pool, a man was hearing voices on Florida/Not Florida, Adam was given hamburgers by his neighbor, our MVP thought there was a warrant out for his arrest, the mayor of a small town in Mexico married an alligator, and a skunk bite turned a woman into a zombie (sorta).
00:03 - Neighborhood rooster dispute
10:49 - Somebody pooped in the pool
16:40 - Florida/Not Florida
25:51 - Adam’s neighbor gave him hamburgers
31:40 - MVP
40:31 - Mexico mayor marries an alligator
48:46 - Skunk bite turns woman into a zombie (sorta)
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This morning on The Morning After, a home healthcare worker in Florida was struck by a full handheld urinal, a TikTok Trend has theaters in England banning teenagers in suits, Florida/Not Florida featured a hot dog assault, Jeff Bezos’ giant ship is stuck, our MVP gave a woman a driveway she didn’t want, a company paid an employee 300x his normal salary and he disappeared, and the Tour de France has a penis problem.
00:03 - Home healthcare worker hit with handheld urinal
10:07 - TikTok Trend
18:06 - Florida/Not Florida
26:49 - MA Update
34:15 - MVP
45:31 - Company pays man nearly 300x his salary
51:08 - Tour de France penises
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This morning on The Morning After, we were heavy on the nudity with a woman that claimed a snake ate her pants, summer penis has a new name, Missed Connections featured a penis that could cure cancer, super gonorrhea is a thing, our MVP can’t stop driving naked, and a man can’t stop mowing his lawn naked. Unfortunately, Things We Missed featured no nudity.
00:03 - Woman claims snake ate her pants
09:02 - Summer penis has a new name
14:19 - Missed Connections
25:19 - Super gonorrhea
31:57 - MVP
39:23 - Man needs to stop mowing naked
45:01 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man went to the hospital with a stomach ache after eating over 200 coins and nails, we had an update on Karen the alligator, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, our MVP stole a police car, nipple mites are having sex on your face, and we closed the chose with a neighborhood gnome dispute.
00:03 - Man with coins and nails in stomach
06:53 - MA Update
13:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:12 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:54 - MVP
36:59 - Nipple mites are having sex on your face
43:23 - Neighborhood gnome dispute
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This morning on The Morning After, two lesbians on TikTok might be sisters, is this neighbor the a-hole?, a woman was burning a bush on Florida/Not Florida, someone stole a house in Canada, our MVP was 200 Florida teens that broke into a mansion, a woman mocked her boyfriend for wearing socks on the beach, and a woman was upset because Wendy’s spicy nugs weren’t spicy enough for her.
00:03 - Lesbian TikTokers might be sisters
10:42 - Am I the A-Hole?
18:45 - Florida/Not Florida
27:08 - Stolen house in Canada
32:56 - MVP
40:42 - Socks on the beach
48:44 - Spicy nuggets aren’t spicy enough
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This morning on The Morning After, a catfish stabbed a child in Florida, we played What’s That Noise AND Florida/Not Florida, the CDC has warned people to not snuggle and kiss their chickens, our MVP asked police for protection, a woman started a business where she sells porn stars’ used underwear, and a woman in Brazil married a rag doll.
00:03 - Catfish stabs child
07:35 - What’s That Noise?
13:48 - Florida/Not Florida
23:13 - Don’t kiss or snuggle your chickens
28:56 - MVP
37:55 - Woman sells porn stars’ used underwear
45:44 - Woman marries rag doll
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This morning on The Morning After, we played ‘Why You Mad, Bro?’ for the first time in a long time, we had an update on the man that kept throwing coffee cups in his rival’s front yard, we scoured Craigslist for some classic Missed Connections, a couple of workers fell into a chocolate vat at the M&M factory, our MVPs are the litterers that threw a sex toy in the Ohio River, and we wrapped up the show with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Why You Mad, Bro?
10:53 - MA Update
16:19 - Missed Connections
28:32 - Workers fall into vat of chocolate
34:02 - MVP
42:00 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was bit by an alligator he thought was a dog, a couple divorced after the man complained about his wife only cooking him ramen noodles, Raul Venegas from the Soaring Eagle Casino and Resort joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a sex robot was given a strange voice, our MVP stole a jet ski and he doesn’t know how to swim, we talked penis weights, and a teacher in Mississippi gave a student the ‘Zero’ award.
00:03 - Dog or Alligator
08:43 - Man gets divorce after wife only cooks ramen noodles
14:00 - Florida/Not Florida
23:20 - Sex bot has strange voice
31:37 - MVP
41:22 - Penis weights
47:43 - Teacher gives student ‘Zero’ award
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This morning on The Morning After, we discussed a dangerous TikTok Trend, a woman accidentally posted topless pics on eBay, we had a mouth party on Florida/Not Florida, a man in Minnesota turned a tree in his front yard into a giant pencil, our MVP didn’t like being asked to wear pants, a woman quit her job as a lawyer to be an animal psychic, and a woman in England discovered a Roman penis pendant.
00:03 - TikTok Trend
09:39 - Woman posts topless photo on eBay listing
15:53 - Florida/Not Florida
24:26 - Man turns tree into huge #2 pencil
31:01 - MVP
38:44 - Animal psychic
47:26 - Roman penis pendant discovered in England
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This morning on The Morning After, we played ‘Am I the A-Hole?’ for the first time, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, our MVP robbed a bank less than a day after getting out of prison for robbing a bank, a mom thought she bought her daughter Red Hot Chili Peppers tickets, and a man in California stole a bunch of avocados.
00:03 - Am I the A-Hole?
07:58 - Florida/Not Florida
17:41 - MVP
26:18 - Mom mistakenly bought tickets to Red Hot Chili Pipers
32:51 - Trunk full of avocados
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This morning on The Morning After, a drunk man urinated on his brother during a fight, a man got revenge on a woman he went on two dates with, we scoured Craigslist for the week’s best Missed Connections, there’s a pierogi pilferer on the loose in Pennsylvania, our MVP wants you to know that golf etiquette is important, a guinea pig set a new world record, and we wrapped up the show with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man urinates on brother during flight
09:00 - Third Date Revenge
16:37 - Missed Connections
27:50 - Pennsylvania pierogi pilferer
33:29 - MVP
42:33 - Slam dunk guinea pig
49:23 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we discovered that counterfeit cheese is big business, we had an update on the woman selling her boob sweat that once sold farts in jars, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a fish jumped down a man’s throat, our MVP has ruined the spelling bee, and a conversation about sex doll Instagram influencers took the show off the rails when Adam learned that Matt had a friend with a lighthouse Instagram account.
00:03 - Cheese fraud
09:29 - MA Update
15:49 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
24:56 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
31:31 - Fish jumps down man’s throat
37:33 - MVP
48:33 - Sex dolls becoming Instagram influencers
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This morning on The Morning After, a couple forgot to turn off the camera while having sex during a Zoom bat mitzvah, a British woman ate only chip sandwiches for over twenty years, a car thief didn’t get out of the jail parking lot on Florida/Not Florida, a man retrieving a frisbee was killed by gators in Florida, our MVP is the son of a former MVP, laundry detergent thieves struck a Dollar General, and meat cleaver-wielding man climbed a tree in Los Angeles.
00:03 - Couple has sex on Zoom during bat mitzvah
09:41 - A woman ate only chip sandwiches for over 20 years
18:18 - Florida/Not Florida
27:18 - A man retrieving frisbees was killed by a gator
33:36 - MVP
43:11 - Laundry detergent thieves
49:14 - Meat cleaver-wielding tree man
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This morning on The Morning After, we made a gruesome story a little bit less gruesome with some peppy music, a woman that once sold her farts in jars is now selling her boob sweat, a man threw chili during Florida/Not Florida, a man tried to smear cake on the Mona Lisa, our MVP got naked in a clothing store, a stripper got booked at her brother’s bachelor party, and exorcists are tired.
00:03 - Gruesome Story, Peppy Music
09:36 - Woman selling boob sweat in jars
15:22 - Florida/Not Florida
23:02 - Mona Lisa vandalism
31:00 - MVP
40:16 - Stripper booked for brother’s bachelor party
47:35 - Exorcists are tired
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This morning on The Morning After, a man lost his memory after having sex with his wife, a company is making beer from filtered sewage, we scoured Craigslist for the best Missed Connections, a police department in New Zealand didn’t know they were robbed, our MVP was in his underwear on the roof of a Mexican restaurant, a man went into a police station to ask them to take his mugshot off social media, and we wrapped up the show with Things We Missed.
00:03 - Sex causes man to lose memory
08:13 - Urine beer
14:04 - Missed Connections
23:52 - Police department gets robbed
28:49 - MVP
36:16 - Man asks police to take mugshot off social media
42:17 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man spent $15,000 on a lifelike dog costume, residents in Philadelphia can’t take the Pickleball noise anymore, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a woman is making money selling sexy gardening snaps on OnlyFans, our MVP was doing a ‘cleanse’ with his junk out at a Mexican restaurant, we had an update on the woman that wrote a book about murdering your husband, and a didgeridoo attack took place in Australia.
00:03 - Man spends $15,000 on lifelike dog costume
08:36 - Pickleball noise upsetting residents
15:53 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:38 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
31:39 - Woman sells sexy gardening snaps on OnlyFans
39:49 - MVP
49:37 - MA Update
54:02 - Didgeridoo attack in Australia
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This morning on The Morning After, someone stole Seth Green’s bored ape NFT, a zookeeper put his finger in the lion cage and you’ll never believe what happened, a neighbor spread her butt cheeks on Florida/Not Florida, we tried the hanger challenge, our MVP may have had ghosts in his house, and a couple of dudes tried to move a house in the middle of the night.
00:03 - Someone stole Seth Green’s bored ape NFT
09:31 - Zookeeper should have kept his fingers out of the lion cage
15:07 - Florida/Not Florida
22:56 - Hanger challenge
29:11 - MVP
38:50- Tony and Nico move a house at night
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This morning on The Morning After, another person threw a bucket full of urine at someone, a man dealt with a barking dog by installing an air horn, the landscapers are blowing up mailboxes on Florida/Not Florida, The Hoochie Hut is coming to North Carolina, our MVP got drunk behind the reins, a kid mistook a flip phone for a knife, and a sausage thief started crying after he was caught.
00:03 - Another person with another bucket of urine
08:22 - Man combats barking dog with air horn
14:10 - Florida/Not Florida
23:14 - Hoochie Hut
30:53 - MVP
41:12 - Kid mistakes flip phone for knife
47:03 - Crying Sausage Thief
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This morning on The Morning After, people are jumping headfirst into bushes in England, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us for Florida/Not Florida, our MVP threw a McFit, a woman was awarded $90,000 after not getting an invite to Happy Hour, and a man got so high he cut off his penis.
00:03 - TikTok Trend
07:24 - Florida/Not Florida
17:26 - MVP
24:39 - Woman sues after not getting happy hour invite
31:28 - Man gets high and cuts off his penis
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This morning on The Morning After, a topless woman nursing a baby chased a bald eagle after it attacked her pet goose, we had an update on the woman that got hired to watch porn, we scoured Craigslist for the best Missed Connections, a man claimed that a big pile of poops wasn’t his, our MVP threw a rubber snake at police, an OnlyFans creator aired out her panties on a flight, and we wrapped up the show with Things We Missed.
00:03 - Topless woman nursing chases bald eagle
09:26 - MA Update
15:38 - Missed Connections
26:50 - Man claims poop isn’t his
32:50 - MVP
40:27 - OnlyFans creator airs out panties on flight
47:23 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, Wichita police found the ‘poopetrator’ they were searching for, a man has eaten a Big Mac every day for 50 years, a man had a machete on Florida/Not Florida, a cyclist dropped out of a race after taking a cork to the face, our MVP forgot her mask, we had an update on the pilot that had a medical emergency, and a couple of Wendy’s employees stabbed each other.
00:03 - Wichita Poopetrator
10:01 - Guy eats Big Macs every day for 50 years
15:54 - Florida/Not Florida
23:21 - Cyclist takes cork to the face
28:56 - MVP
37:52 - MA Update
42:55 - Wendy’s employees stab each other
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This morning on The Morning After, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons to play Florida/Not Florida, the Kool-Aid Man TikTok Trend has made its triumphant return, the MVP plays golf wherever he wants, someone stole Gail’s gazing balls, and a new homeowner in England found a creepy doll in the wall.
00:03 - Florida/Not Florida
10:04 - TikTok Trend
14:31 - MVP
20:42 - Gail’s gazing balls were stolen
29:07 - New homeowner finds creepy doll in wall
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This morning on The Morning After, a cult leader convinced his followers to eat his feces, there’s a dong shortage in the UK, we scoured Craigslist for the best Missed Connections, our MVP got leveled by construction workers, a woman was kicked off Tinder for recruiting kickball players, and we wrapped up the show with Things We Missed.
00:03 - Cult leader makes followers eat feces
09:16 - There’s a dong shortage in the UK
15:55 - Missed Connections
24:56 - MVP
31:47 - Tinder kickball team recruitment
37:46 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was shot in the butt by his wife in Florida, the passenger in a plane had to land it after the pilot had a medical emergency, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, our MVP brought weed gummies to school, and we told you a story about a man named Schmuck.
00:03 - Wife shoots husband in the butt
09:47 - Passenger has to land plane
15:29 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:15 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:34 - MVP
38:00 - A man named Schmuck
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman threw a bucket of urine on a man after his chicken pooped on her patio, Matt had a legendary burrito purchasing experience on Tuesday, Florida/Not Florida featured a gecko appearance, our MVP bought his mom an Xbox controller for Mother’s Day, a Catholic school in Pennsylvania gave out thongs instead of flowers for Mother’s Day, and someone stole a toilet’s flusher in Japan.
00:03 - A chicken and a bucket of urine
09:50 - Matt’s burrito story
17:54 - Florida/Not Florida
25:38 - MVP
35:01 - Mother’s Day flowers are actually thongs
41:06 - Someone stole a toilet’s flusher in Japan
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This morning on The Morning After, a realtor was sued for having sex in a condo he was selling, we introduced you to the Loved One Launcher, a woman urinated on the floor of a Walmart on Florida/Not Florida, our MVP let a kid drive his truck, boars are terrorizing picnickers in Rome, and a man tried to bring 23 weapons on a plane.
00:03 - Realtor Sexcapades
08:19 - Loved One Launcher
13:47 - Florida/Not Florida
21:41 - MVP
29:32 - Boars terrorizing Rome
35:54 - Man brings 23 weapons on plane
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This morning on The Morning After, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the woman that wrote a book on how to kill your husband, our MVP was a wedding crasher, and a man drove drunk to his DUI court appearance.
00:03 - FL/NFL
08:58 - MA Update
14:09 - MVP
22:56 - Man drives drunk to DUI court appearance
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This morning on The Morning After, two men fought over circumcisions, a man dressed up as a poop emoji at a city council meeting, we cruised Craigslist for some Missed Connections, a plane had to turn around after it was determined that a co-pilot wasn’t certified, our MVP had a weed vending machine on the side of his house, rich people are paying a man to stand in line for them, and we wrapped up the show with Things We Missed.
00:03 - Fight over circumcisions
09:43 - Man dresses up as poop emoji at meeting
15:12 - Missed Connections
26:25 - Uncertified pilot causes plane to turn around
31:02 - MVP
40:42 - Rich people pay a man to stand in line for them
46:15 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a Little Caesars employee got slapped after they ran out of Crazy Bread, a man told police his name was Tyler Durden (it wasn’t), Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, an OnlyFans model sold her toenail clippings for $12,000, our MVP took her kids vandalizing, an alligator broke into a Florida garage and drank their Diet Coke, and we went back to space to talk space bricks and nudes for aliens.
00:03 - Little Caesars employee slapped over crazy bread
09:55 - Man tells police his name is Tyler Durden
15:21 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:06 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:43 - OnlyFans model sells toenail clippings
37:18 - MVP
45:40 - Alligator breaks into garage and drinks Diet Coke
51:45 - Space bricks and nudes for aliens
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This morning on The Morning After, a customer and an employee got in a fight over doughnuts, a woman stuck on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride pulled down her pants and urinated over the side of the boat, Florida/Not Florida featured a naked woman with a 2x4, a woman called police on her Roomba, our MVP flashed random people on FaceTime, a turkey is terrorizing people near Washington D.C., and Canada can now charge you for committing space crimes.
00:03 - Doughnut fight
09:32 - Woman pees on Pirates of the Caribbean Ride
15:02 - FL/NFL
23:04 - Woman calls police on Roomba
28:25 - MVP
36:53 - Turkey terrorizing trail near Washington D.C.
43:31 - Canada will charge you for space crimes
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This morning on The Morning After, a man grew a penis on his arm after his fell off, a British politician claims he was looking at tractors when he got caught looking at porn, Florida/Not Florida featured a naked man with a hammer, vampires are speaking up over Megan Fox and MGK drinking each other’s blood, our MVP shot a shoplifter that wasn’t shoplifting, a drone carrying a grocery bag full of guns got caught in a tree, and a woman in Peru wasn’t dead yet when they put her in a coffin.
00:03 - Man grows penis on arm after his falls off
09:36 - British politician looks at tractors, not porn
15:49 - FL/NFL
23:19 - Vampires have warning for MGK and Megan Fox
29:13 - MVP
39:19 - Drone carrying guns gets caught in tree
46:21 - Woman in coffin wasn’t dead yet
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This morning on The Morning After, a man drank a feces cocktail for science, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, our MVP had Sheriff Grady Judd ‘hotter than a bare butt on a tin roof in August,’ creepy dolls are washing up on a Texas shore, and a pedal pub tipped over in Atlanta this weekend.
00:03 - Man drinks feces cocktail for silence
08:05 - Florida/Not Florida
17:24 - MVP
24:10 - Creepy dolls washing up on Texas shore
31:40 - Pedal Pub tips over in Atlanta
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This morning on The Morning After, a man got stabbed in the butt on Florida/Not Florida, we had a Nevada controversy AND a very protective squirrel, our MVP didn’t want to leave his burning home behind, an artist is in love with the Mona Lisa, and a man smuggled two pounds of gold in his ass.
00:03 - Florida/Not Florida
08:17 - Nevada controversy and a protective squirrel
15:20 - MVP
24:53 - Artist in love with the Mona Lisa
31:44 - Man smuggles two pounds of gold in his ass
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman married her cat to avoid being evicted, someone pooped their pants on a Busch Gardens ride, Florida/Not Florida featured a public urinator, a school in Utah is offering a porn course, our MVP offered a police officer ‘Bridgerton-style sex’ to get out of a ticket, that noise under your house might be hibernating bears, and a man’s family didn’t show up to his wedding to a hologram.
00:03 - Woman marries her cat to avoid eviction
07:53 - Busch Gardens Pooper
15:45 - Florida/Not Florida
24:40 - School offering porn course
31:42 - MVP
39:55 - Noise under house is bears hibernating
44:23 - Man marries hologram
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman got stuck in a toilet trying to retrieve her phone, Australian election officials want you to stop drawing penises on your ballots, we scoured Craigslist for the best Missed Connections, we had an update on the Family Dollar thief that tried to give the money back, our MVP was nicknamed Dill Pickle, a YouTube pilot isn’t a pilot anymore, and we hit a few Things We Missed before we wrapped up the show.
00:03 - Woman gets stuck in outdoor toilet
09:29 - Don’t draw dongs on your ballots
15:21 - Missed Connections
25:06 - MA Update
29:45 - MVP
38:45 - YouTube pilot isn’t a pilot anymore
43:59 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a bride and her caterer fed wedding guests weed-laced food, Snickers wants you to know it’s not losing it’s ‘vein,’ Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a boy in Brazil was born with two penises, our MVP just wanted to create a diversion, and a man robbed a Family Dollar and immediately regretted his decision.
00:03 - Wedding guests served weed-laced food
10:39 - Snickers isn’t losing its ‘vein’
15:17 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:34 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
31:10 - Boy with two penises has one chopped off
37:26 - MVP
45:07 - Robber immediately regrets his decision
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This morning on The Morning After, public masturbators aren’t even trying to hide what they’re doing anymore, there was a vacuum attack in Florida, a man mistakenly gave cops meth instead of his registration on Florida/Not Florida, someone at the airport thought a Playstation was a bomb, our MVP was late for work (again), a cop in Indiana had to lasso a sheep, and a woman is making money on OnlyFans smoking weed.
00:03 - Public masturbators aren’t even trying anymore
09:17 - Vacuum attack
14:42 - Florida/Not Florida
24:27 - Playstation bomb scare
30:03 - MVP
39:02 - Cop had to lasso a sheep
45:19 - Woman making money on OnlyFans smoking weed
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This morning on The Morning After, a 53-year old practiced driving in a cemetery, we had an update on the Whipped Cream Bandit, Joey Battaino joined us to go for his 70th Florida/Not Florida win, another teacher accidentally showed porn to students, our MVP should have filled up the tank, a new survey clued us in to the countries with the largest penises, and a man got caught with a cocaine cookie.
00:03 - 53-year old practices driving in cemetery
09:05 - MA Update
14:42 - Florida/Not Florida
24:39 - Teacher mistakenly shows porn to students
30:26 - MVP
39:05 - Countries with the biggest penises
43:43 - Cocaine Cookies
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This morning on The Morning After, someone dumped a bunch of guinea pigs behind a sex store, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, our MVP brought tequila to school, the Easter Bunny was handing out condoms in Texas, and someone in Canada is having a worse day than you are.
00:03 - Guinea pigs dumped behind sex shop
06:02 - Florida/Not Florida
16:31 - MVP
25:17 - Easter Bunny hands out condoms
29:58 - This person in Canada is having a worse day than you are
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This morning on The Morning After, a man sued his former employer for throwing him a birthday party, police in Greenville, South Carolina want people to stop having sex in their parks, we found some classic Missed Connections on Craigslist, a home for sale comes with a tenant in the basement, our MVP is NOT the Mother of the Year, and we wrapped up the show with a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man sues company over birthday party
08:11 - Police want you to stop having sex in the park
14:25 - Missed Connections
25:09 - $800k home has someone living in basement
31:57 - MVP
41:30 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a man that owned 124 snakes was killed (shocker) by a snake, a woman makes six figures as a professional baby namer, Teagan joined for Unqualified Love Advice, police in South Carolina are on the hunt for the Whipped Cream Bandit, our MVP had a bad day at the beach, someone pranked an entire town with a Chick-fil-A sign, and freak masturbating accident nearly killed a guy.
00:03 - Man that owned 124 snakes was killed (shocker) by a snake
09:54 - Pro Baby Namer
16:22 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
25:35 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
33:35 - Whipped Cream Bandit
38:52 - MVP
49:25 - Chick-Fil-A prank in Texas
53:36 - Masturbation injury
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This morning on The Morning After, we told you about a man with a barbell stuck in his butt, another man that lost his hearing after a cockroach got in his ear, Florida/Not Florida starred a fake DEA agent, we told you about a new TikTok Trend to avoid, our MVP can’t find a job, a suspect fleeing police found the worst possible hiding spot, and a pizza delivery guy in Canada stole a customer’s cat!
00:03 - Man with barbell stuck in butt
09:10 - Man loses hearing after cockroach gets into ear
13:36 - Florida/Not Florida
22:06 - TikTok Trend
28:21 - MVP
38:11 - Suspect hides in police station
42:51 - Pizza delivery guy steals cat
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This morning on The Morning After, gangsters in India stole a 60-foot bridge, Joey Battaino joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a woman attacked a couple after they told her they weren’t interested in a threesome, our MVP threw a toilet, a pole dancer got booked at a senior citizen center, and a story that is most definitely a Florida story.
00:03 - Gangsters stole a bridge
04:10 - Florida/Not Florida
15:12 - Woman attacks couple with sword after threesome denial
21:10 - MVP
27:51 - Pole dancer at the senior citizen center
33:54 - This is definitely a Florida story
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This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on the ‘Sugar Daddy’ juror in Florida, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, our MVP used a cat as a weapon, we found another easy way for you to make a quick buck, and an errant pubic hair almost led to a man losing the tip of his penis.
00:03 - MA Update
05:50 - Florida/Not Florida
16:07 - MVP
23:33 - Make money watching true crime docs
28:12 - Errant pubic hair nearly cuts off man’s penis
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman has a great reason why she can’t be a juror, a man’s body has been lost for three years, we scoured Craigslist for the best Missed Connections, we played Potato/Not Potato, our MVP was a teacher before she lit someone on fire, a bike thief is doing it wrong, and we covered a few Things We Missed to wrap up the show.
00:03 - Woman can’t be a juror because she has a sugar daddy
07:15 - Body has been lost for three years
11:41 - Missed Connections
22:34 - Potato/Not Potato
26:57 - MVP
35:30 - You’re Doing It Wrong - Stolen Bike Edition
40:38 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman accidentally put drugs in her kid’s lunch bag, a gorilla has become obsessed with zoo visitors’ phones, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man mistakenly sent his STD results with his resume instead of a cover letter, our MVP hates the drums, and you could get paid to watch porn!
00:03 - A woman mistakenly put drugs in her kid’s lunch
07:28 - A gorilla is obsessed with phones
13:17 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:00 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
30:12 - A man sent his STD test results instead of a cover letter
35:04 - MVP
42:52 - Get paid to watch porn
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This morning on The Morning After, a man broke into a home and left behind lube and traffic cones, we had an update on ‘The Glitter Twins,’ Florida/Not Florida featured a bottle thrower, the entire city of Dallas was rick-rolled on April Fool’s Day, our MVP had a brick, a Wisconsin school district does not have ‘furry protocol,’ and there’s a job available where you get to count penguins.
00:03 - A man broke into a home and left lube and traffic cones behind
08:46 - MA Update
14:46 - Florida/Not Florida
22:46 - All of Dallas got rick-rolled
28:30 - MVP
36:54 - Wisconsin school does not have ‘furry protocol’
43:08 - There’s a job where you count penguins
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This morning on The Morning After, a man tried to masturbate four different times on a flight, a dead rapper’s body was propped up at his own memorial show, Joey Battaino joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a marriage was called off after a woman found her husband’s folder of smut, our MVP wrote an essay about murdering her husband and then allegedly did it, a crane operator lost his job after dropping a bag of feces on a building, and there was a mystery meat attack in England.
00:03 - A man tried to masturbate four times on a flight
08:55 - Dead rapper’s corpse propped up at memorial show
16:01 - Florida/Not Florida
25:16 - A woman called off her marriage after finding her husband’s folder full of porn
30:16 - MVP
38:08 - Crane operator fired after dropping bag of poop
44:27 - Mystery meat attack
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This morning on The Morning After, an Uber driver ran into a bunch of Beakers, Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, our MVP shouldn’t be teaching kids how to drive, and a solid chocolate bunny was used in a robbery.
00:03 - Uber driver runs into a bunch of Beakers
04:39 - Florida/Not Florida
13:07 - MVP
21:00 - Solid chocolate bunny used in robbery
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This morning on a Solo Matt edition of The Morning After, I read you another all-time headline, introduced you to a new TIkTok Trend, found some of the best Craigslist Missed Connections I could, listed the Medical Corner, our MVP played milk/not milk with students, I gave you another reason to not get into a relationship with someone you met on Tinder, and I covered a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - All-time Morning After headline
06:45 - TikTok Trend
10:30 - Missed Connections
19:40 - Man injects cocaine into penis
23:05 - MVP
29:41 - Man trashes woman’s apartment after she breaks up with him
35:01 - Things We Missed
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This morning on a Solo Matt edition of The Morning After, a drunk, naked man got onto the runway at Midway, a car thief drove a stolen car to her court appearance, Teagan joined me for Unqualified Love Advice, we talked funeral songs, our MVP was not happy that his card was declined, and an escaped convict just needs a phone.
00:03 - Drunk, naked man on the runway
06:45 - Car thief drives stolen car to court appearance
09:31 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
17:17 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
25:19 - Songs to play at a funeral
29:14 - MVP
36:53 - Escaped convict needs a phone
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This morning on a Solo Matt edition of The Morning After, I introduced you to an OnlyFans model making bank taking COVID tests, Florida/Not Florida featured indecent exposure, a thief in England stole enough bikes for his haul to be seen from space, the MVP was two chihuahuas, I need to know more about the woman clutching rhubarb, and a man has been living in an airport in China for 14 years.
00:03 - OnlyFans model taking COVID tests
04:21 - Florida/Not Florida
11:04 - UK Bike Thief
16:15 - MVP
24:18 - Woman clutching rhubarb
28:12 - Man living in Beijing airport
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This morning on a Solo Matt edition of The Morning After, we played ‘What’s In Her Vagina,’ discovered why shower farts smell so bad, scoured Craigslist for the best Missed Connections, talked about a man playing his guitar outside an orthodontist’s office in protest, our MVPs don’t like their boss, a man with ALS just wants to hear Tool, and we wrapped up the show with Things We Missed.
00:03 - What’s In Her Vagina?
07:34 - Shower farts
12:31 - Missed Connections
19:43 - Guitarist protests outside orthodontist office
24:27 - MVP
31:16 - Man with ALS wants to listen to Tool
34:43 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a woman called 911 after KFC shorted her a few pieces of chicken, a flight was diverted after a passenger started slapping others, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a thief stole some ice cream, our MVP got the goods at Speedway, a man was kicked out of a store over how he shops, and a snake in a bottle of wine came to life and bit a dude.
00:03 - A woman called 911 because KFC shorted her chicken
07:56 - A passenger started slapping people on a flight
12:56 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:25 - Thief steals ice cream
34:37 - MVP
44:08 - Store doesn’t like how man shops
50:45 - Snake wine snake comes to life
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This morning on The Morning After, a principal lost her job after calling students asshats, a man went to a home that he thought was his and beat up the homeowner, Florida/Not Florida featured meth (no surprise), a couple of goats broke into a church, our MVP stole a customer’s credit card to subscribe to OnlyFans accounts, a man was naked at the arcade, and someone left their teeth in the bar.
00:03 - Principal calls students asshats
09:01 - Man beats up homeowner thinking he’s in his house
13:36 - Florida/Not Florida
22:43 - Goats break into church
29:06 - MVP
37:03 - Naked man at the arcade
42:30 - Someone left their teeth at the bar
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This morning on The Morning After, a couple of newlyweds were arrested immediately following the ceremony, a woman went to the hospital after she held in her farts, Joey Battaino joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a dog was taken back to the shelter for being ‘gay’ after it humped another dog, our MVP did things on the job he shouldn’t have, a car chase near Mt. Pleasant ended after the car ran out of gas, and you have to respect this OnlyFans model’s hustle.
00:03 - Newlyweds arrested immediately after ceremony
08:44 - Woman holding in farts goes to hospital
14:16 - Florida/Not Florida
24:08 - Dog taken back to shelter because it’s gay
27:38 - MVP
36:54 - Michigan car chase ends after car runs out of gas
43:05 - OnlyFans keeps posting pics from hospital bed
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This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on the teacher that was caught on Zoom eating spaghetti and suckling a man’s nipple, Florida/Not Florida featured a shoe thief, our MVP tried to carjack the one car you really shouldn’t do that with, the UK is going through a naked man shortage, and this AirBNB renter is doing it wrong!
00:03 - MA Update
07:10 - Florida/Not Florida
16:48 - MVP
22:45 - UK has a naked man shortage
28:59 - You’re Doing It Wrong - AirBNB
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This morning on The Morning After, we told you about a (fake) man with a chicken stuck in his rectum, talked about a company that will pay you for your poop, scoured Craigslist for the best Missed Connections, a woman is suing a company after receiving a chocolate penis, our MVP stole a fork in the road, and we wrapped up the show with Things We Missed.
00:03 - Man with a chicken stuck in his rectum
08:37 - Company will pay for your poop
14:34 - Missed Connections
23:23 - Woman sues company over chocolate penis
28:29 - MVP
38:18 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we celebrated St. Patrick’s Day with a classic leprechaun story, we visited the Medical Corner to discuss a woman with a shot glass in her bladder, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on that stolen cabin, our MVP was a dentist doing something dentists shouldn’t do, and we told you about the Orbeez Challenge.
00:03 - Classic leprechaun story
09:09 - Woman with shot glass in bladder
14:09 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:30 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
31:33 - MA Update
37:11 - MVP
46:16 - Orbeez Challenge
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This morning on The Morning After, we told you about the most Canadian crime ever committed, Florida/Not Florida featured a naked woman and a shotgun, we had an update on the FART license plate, our MVP is a gas thief, and we need more details after a man set his car on fire to steal beer and Red Bull.
00:03 - The most Canadian crime
07:41 - Florida/Not Florida
16:12 - MA Update
21:11 - MVP
30:11 - Need more details
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This morning on The Morning After, a self-proclaimed model was masturbating in a Florida Starbucks, we had an update on Dug the Potato, Joey Battaino joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we told you about another TikTok trend you shouldn’t participate in, our MVP had a squirt gun, and we wrapped up the show debating whether or not there were more doors or wheels in the world.
00:03 - Starbucks masturbator
08:54 - MA Update
14:35 - Florida/Not Florida
23:31 - TikTok Trend
29:53 - MVP
39:47 - Doors vs. Wheels
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This morning on The Morning After, a man was arrested for having a milk crate that didn’t belong to him (that he used to carry meth in), Tyler from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, our MVPs are looking at jail time for a dumb YouTube video, and we introduced you to ‘The Hugging Bandit.’
00:03 - Milk crate arrest
06:46 - Florida/Not Florida
16:13 - MVP
25:56 - Hugging Bandit
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This morning on The Morning After, we told you about a man that used a seagull during a fight, we stopped off in the medical corner to discuss Black Hairy Tongue, we scoured Craigslist for the best Missed Connections, we introduced you to the phrase ‘dopplebanger,’ our MVP is a future former police officer, Jeff Bezos’ had crotch problems, and we covered a few Things We Missed to wrap things up.
00:03 - Man uses seagull during fight
06:53 - Black hairy tongue
13:19 - Missed Connections
22:35 - Dopplebangers
28:26 - MVP
36:23 - Jeff Bezos’ jumpsuit was too tight in the crotch
42:48 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, we told you about a teacher that bit or licked a student over pickles, we introduced you to a woman that makes bank just by eating on YouTube, Florida/Not Florida featured a stolen shoe, a demon was released from a rock that held it captive for 1,000 years, our MVP just couldn’t stop stealing cars, we had an update on one of the women that married herself, and a New York hiker needed help after getting lost on the same Arizona trail twice in 24 hours.
00:03 - Teacher bites and/or licks student over pickles
09:13 - Woman makes bank eating on YouTube
15:43 - FL/NFL
23:02 - Demon released from stone
28:42 - MVP
37:33 - MA Update
42:46 - Hiker calls 911 twice in 24 hours for help
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This morning on The Morning After, we had a gruesome story involving human heads that we added some peppy music to, Florida/Not Florida featured an appearance by Vladimir Putin, our MVP doesn’t think farts are funny, we introduced you to a woman in love with a toy plane, and another woman that was upset that dinner wasn’t ready when she got home.
00:03 - Gruesome Story, Peppy Music
07:09 - Florida/Not Florida
14:54 - MVP
23:18 - Woman in love with toy plane
27:38 - Woman shoots husband in penis with harpoon
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This morning on The Morning After, a husband offered to have sex with his wife’s sister instead of paying for IVF and a surrogate, a man nearly lost his penis after a spider bit it, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, our MVP should have changed his shoes before committing those crimes, and scientists in Germany have created a vulva rocket to go up against Jeff Bezos’ penis rocket.
00:03 - Surrogate sex with sister
08:22 - Spider bite on penis
14:07 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:00 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
30:04 - MVP
38:32 - Scientists wants to launch a vulva rocket
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This morning on The Morning After, a company in England is introducing ‘Wack Pods,’ Florida/Not Florida featured an appearance by a canoe, our MVP took a long flight without his family, a woman engaged to a ghost claims dudes are flooding her DMs, we asked you if the sound you heard was a dirt bike or a fart, and a goat assisted on a police chase!
00:03 - Company introduces ‘Wack Pods’
08:47 - Florida/Not Florida
18:01 - MVP
26:42 - Woman engaged to ghost getting hit on a lot
33:17 - Is that a dirt bike or a fart?
37:09 - Goat assists in police chase
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This morning on The Morning After, a teacher airdropped her sex tape to students, we had another feces attack, Joey Battaino joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, combustible towels led to a fire inside a restaurant, our MVP had a meltdown in the airport, and there’s a new Fart Queen!
00:03 - Teacher airdrops sex tape to students
09:47 - Man smears feces on woman in NYC
15:41 - Florida/Not Florida
23:27 - Combustible towels
28:27 - MVP
37:36 - New Fart Queen
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This morning on The Morning After, Florida has a problem with a deceitful dumper, we had an update on ‘Hank The Tank,’ Florida/Not Florida was so obviously Florida, our MVP didn’t get enough BBQ sauce, and people are getting more things stuck inside themselves.
00:03 - Someone is pooping in mobile homes in Florida
08:25 - MA Update
14:01 - Florida/Not Florida
21:14 - MVP
29:43 - More things in our bodies
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This morning on The Morning After, a wife discovered her husband was keeping feces in jars, Joey Battaino joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we told you about a man with a tooth in his nose, our MVP stole a kid’s science project, a skier recently battled frozen penis for the second time, and ‘Hank the Tank’ keeps breaking into houses in California.
00:03 - Husband keeps feces in jars
06:56 - Florida/Not Florida
15:30 - Man has tooth in nose
22:10 - MVP
31:38 - Skier battles frozen penis
37:11 - Hank the Tank keeps breaking into houses
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This morning on The Morning After, we had cookie throwing mania in Florida, a Walmart thief followed Matt’s rules, we scoured Craigslist for the best Missed Connections, a dad shut off the Internet to an entire town, our MVP got hit by his own stolen car, a town in Oregon just installed the world’s largest fork, and we hit a few Things We Missed.
00:03 - Cooking throwing mania
08:40 - Walmart thief does it the right way
15:02 - Missed Connections
24:30 - Dad turns off Internet for entire town
29:33 - MVP
38:04 - World’s largest fork
43:44 - Things We Missed
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This morning on The Morning After, a 14-year old attempted to hire a hitman, someone stole an entire cabin in northern Michigan, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the security guard that drew on a painting, our MVP loves her win, we have a new cure for snoring, and we told you about a scam to watch out for.
00:03 - 14-year old goes to RentAHitman.com
07:12 - Northern Michigan cabin stolen
13:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:48 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:07 - MA Update
32:59 - MVP
40:44 - Cupping balls cures snoring
47:21 - Scam alert
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This morning on The Morning After, there was a slow-speed chase in an airport, a sheriff in the Upper Peninsula asks criminals to stop for a few weeks, the bomb squad was called in for Florida/Not Florida, a cyclist in California participated in an impromptu Running of the Bulls, our MVP faked a couple of pregnancies, a woman that didn't fake her pregnancy is selling her breast milk to bodybuilders, and a woman tried raising funds for a soccer team by selling sex toys.
00:03 - Airline Fun
09:54 - UP Sheriff asks for pause on crime
16:04 - FL/NFL
24:12 - Cyclist gored by bull in California
30:23 - MVP
41:32 - Woman sells breast milk to bodybuilders
47:32 - Sex toy fundraising
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This morning on the show, we flew the not-so-friendly skies, gave you an update on the Ohio mayor who thought ice fishing and prostitution went hand-in-hand, Joey Battaino joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a Texas umpire took his meth to a baseball tournament, our MVP has to catch them all, we played a game of Dildo or Dildont, and a pastor in Arizona has been doing baptisms wrong for years.
00:03 - Airline Fun
08:21 - MA Update
13:15 - FL/NFL
23:00 - Leave your meth at home
29:05 - MVP
36:26 - Dildos and Dildonts
43:44 - Pastor doing baptisms wrong
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On this morning's show, a man discovered that there's also an Ottawa in Ohio, we told you about a TikTok trend you definitely shouldn't do, we scoured Craigslist for some good Missed Connections, there's more litter box controversy, our MVP was a real bonehead, and we covered a few Things We Missed to wrap up the week!
00:03 - There’s an Ottawa in Ohio, dummy
07:10 - TikTok Trend
12:55 - Missed Connections
21:16 - More litter box controversy
26:20 - MVP
33:36 - Things We Missed
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