sydney’s voice memos: Recent Episodes
sydney
updates on my cross country trip recorded while excitedly driving through texas and describing my surroundings. :)
catching up. ranting. being happy and sad. a funny story about a former nemesis. some new ideas I have for things. the usual. enjoy. :)
sorry it's been so long. here's me talking about parasocial relationships, halloween, primus, vulnerabilities, writing, and paranoia.
well...turns out i have an infection...lol
i also read something embarrassing i wrote in 2013
feeling embarrassed but posting thru it, woodstock 99 documentary, my drawing process, hell energy drink, more zits, the aimee terese special, tilted haunted apartment, being afraid everyone hates me, nose picking, etc. yes I like korn, wearing mask
I answer more of your questions while i’m in the bath. I muse about potato chips, poetry, vulnerability, etc. just a part 1 part 2 is tmrw
in which I answer ur questions such as “when r u getting married” “how did u get ur money” “u look like steve buscemi” etc etc
featuring lauren! this is a recording of us tripping on shrooms. talking about early internet, listening to the beach boys, buzz being one of the girls, playing with my moms old view master, having a lesbian crush when you’re a kid, all kids today are trans??? two girls one cup/one guy one jar, cats, describing our visuals LOL.
back in nyc, embarrassing poop moments, existential crisis, a recent very embarrassing moment that I really delve into lol, my poetry writing process, feeling terrible and incredibly insecure, feeling overconfident, doing impressions, sniffing poppers, upcoming comedy opportunities, not reading anonymous gossip about me has been good for the soul
sydney in LA recorded from the backyard ft. lots of birds. why I have A Problem. nyc vs. la. waiting in line for restaurants. i’m stoned as fuck. imo probably one of the funniest eps bc I crack myself up
we finished the bag of shrooms and had an excellent time! it was crazy...i'm hungover. lol. i answer the questions people submitted anonymously. strong, cheap, and sweet wine. violent femmes' self titled album. crying a lot this weekend. lots of sappy thoughts. this is my first real relationship ever. people who try to make being boring seem cool. i don't hate detroit!!! etc. my friend spotted caroline calloway irl lmaoo
jealousy and resentment, i want people to think i'm cool, i do wanna be famous, i am a lil bit of a narcissist, shit talking annoying smug ppl, will i ever find fulfillment? one of my most embarrassing twitter moments, the worst person i've ever met, i did find my wallet, it was right under my computer lmao, MY BRAIN HURTS!!!! i'll add a sexual assault trigger warning
the saga of my first love and heartbreak, taking shrooms, tripping and having to use the west elm bathroom, the year 2010, photography
the lowest pt in my life, crohns disease lol, weight gain, beginning of the pandemic vibes, a hospital visit, lolcow, my fav subreddits, caroline calloway, discussing my past nemesi, looking at ppl's instagrams you hate, recent weird dreams, possible cancellation of me, CLOUT CHASERS, sam scaring me
stoned thoughts, being a failed screenwriter, birds, constellations, the chaotic neutrality of NYC, knowing i'm a piece of shit, tiktok lolitas, dimes square, etc.