Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash: Recent Episodes
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Join the nefarious Count KreepyHead and his 3 man-child minions as the talk about all things collectable that are strange, unusual and scary.
Breaking news: the podcast has received news on the untimely passing of one Gordon Shumway, known around the world as ALF. Join us as we remember his life in comedy
also lots of SDCC toy news, batman and spiderman discussion and everything else you know and love about the show.
And we're back to our regular episodes again, this week we explore the wild world of dangerous toy vehicles, Stan Lee and our amazement that Crispen Glower has a father, who acts!
Hey! were back for some comic book fun where the boys from my second favorite podcast, Raised By Rentals, join the show to make up some crazy new super heroes for our listeners to enjoy! I hope you're ready for the adventures of Pet Rock, The Panda Maniac, Death stab, Snail Trail, Helen Keller and Swiss Army Man as they fight the villainous Glow Bones and Pretty Hate Machine! Enjoy!
Look you knew it was going to happen, this is the episode where we share our opinions of the new masters of the universe movie. Don't worry there's a solid hour of regular podcasting before we get to that point so you can enjoy the show without us ruining the movie for you. Enjoy us rambling about the Buffalo Horror Garage Sale, Stan Lee, and our celebration of pride month before we get into all things Skeletor.
It's back to our bread and butter as we delve deep into mortal kombat toys, test shots, monkey's paws, and the bizarre tale of a man, his Donny Osmond teeth and his talking ass that really loves DMB for some reason... Just stick with it, it'll make sense at the end. Enjoy
Look, I'll be honest with you, we can go on some weird tangents, but this might the cake, because one of the Mike's rambles in length about his colonoscopy... on a pod cast about toys, look we also talk about things like GI Joe and horror movies and transformers and all that too, but this episode has like 100x more man butt.
Big episode this week as we discuss dozens of topics including but not limited to, the proper amount of sauce on spaghetti, black major gi joes, night of the living dead action figures, jesus toys, gwar, and so much more. Tune in and enjoy!
With the launch of resident evil 9 we thought it was appropriate that we dedicate an episode to the video game franchise we love, but don't worry we still go to all those weird places you love like the garbage pail kids movie, and action figure news like gi joe and Godzilla. So sit back, relax and listen to us ramble about Raccoon city and zombies for 2 hours.
Big week on the show as we discuss all things Toyfair 2026! The highs, the lows, the gizmo ducks. Also we discuss the horror of Arbor Day, Mike's birthday and our old friend Werner stops by.
We keep going on these long breaks, and we are sorry for that, but sometimes when you're as awesome as us- these things happen. Anyways were back to talk about the Masters of the universe trailer, gi joe reveals, new he-man toys, transformers and for some reason Leisure Suit Larry.
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We have survived 2025 and now we roll into 2026 with fresh yet crusty eyes ready to talk about all the nerdy things that excite us at the moment. Stranger things, super powers, Dracula, Helen Keller, Transformers, Ninja Turtles, Battle beasts, Zombies! Get ready everyone, we were talkative.
This year for xmas I asked Santa for one thing and one thing only and that was Josh back, wrapped up with a bow under my tree. Did Jolly ole Saint Nick deliver? He sure did, and Josh brought Ray Romano too! It's our annual holiday episode and we bring all the shenanigans you expect and then some. Listen Now!
Is there anything more Thanksgiving than the smorgasbord? A dozen delectable dishes to choose from and enjoy without judgement, and now you can taste all the flavors of stupid, weird and nerdy with the first annual Count Kreepyhead Thanksgiving special where we talk about a dozen or so bite size topics and give you the audio equivalent of a turkey day dinner without that one relative that wants to talk about politics or aunt Judy forcing you to eat her ambrosia salad. Enjoy!
This is it, by far the most unhinged episode we have ever done. It was supposed to be a fun discussion about the greatest tiny monsters of all time, our own sweet 16 bracket of killer puppets and toilet monsters, but holy smokes do we go off on some insane and hilarious tangents in particular pink eye, Helen Keller and what might be our new business venture! Listen and prepare to laugh you fools!
This episode was recorded during the new york comic con to get our live reaction to all the late breaking news about toys and other nerdy things, but per usual we wander off into juvenile humor and wonder what a Nicolas Cage roller coaster would be like and profess our undying hatred of Mayo. Seriously its nasty.
The boys have carved some time out of their very busy lives to talk about, toys (shocker), dangerous amusement park rides, crypto-zoology, the universal monsters and fentanyl folds! Enjoy dudes!
With one Josh fighting the empire on the moon of Endor the Mike's have no choice but to call in their long time friend and fellow Rad Panther the other Josh aka "Long Box". We know you're expecting lots of talk about toys but these 3 idiots cant help themselves! tune in for lots of talk about the Halloween franchise, comic book character tropes and time travel! Also listen for your chance to win a free creature from the black lagoon action figure!
Have you ever sat down and asked yourself, what were my favorite toys as a kid, more importantly, do I have a top ten? Well we do. It's a very special episode time baby. Our person top 10 action figures of our childhood! Enjoy!
Tired, exhausted, and barely clinging to life the boys continue their life long battle juggling adult responsibilities with their inability to grow up. Can they manged to work their jobs, fight strange medical ailments and ponder the mysteries of the universe while also making a hit pod cast with tens of twenties of listeners? tune in to find out!
After a very long break the show is back, and dear god do we have audio problems. I apologize in advance but if you can stomach everyone sounding like robots, I promise you we have lots of cool stuff to talk about including sdcc reveals, josh's adventures in LA, Mike's adventures in NJ and our new friend, LASER DAVE
Dear Listeners: Fear not, we have not gone anywhere, life, or more importantly work has gotten in the way. In the mean time enjoy some deep cuts from years past that our listeners love. Up today is the spine tingling tale of Mike's encounter with the dune sandworm toy and how it scared him for life. Enjoy!
What starts as a greatest he-man figure of all time episode some how ends up in a hilarious and bizarre fantasy world where Grizzlor is a gay icon. We willed this into existence and we will never take it back. You're welcome and enjoy this classic episode.
Oh you know, just your typical episode where we complain about man child problems like the insane heat, transformers and why leather face cant fit properly in his tiny plastic chair. Also mentioned, zombie toys, lots of texas chainsaw massacre talk, and batman cereals.
Josh returns, no not that Josh, the other Josh that does the funny voices. We dive deep into all sorts of crazy like The Noid, Shakes the Clown, Audio problems and we say goodbye to Muppets 3D. Buckle up and enjoy the show.
Hey we are back, and this week we have a special guest, that's right, professor long box returns to talk comics, California raisins , legos an the urban dictionary, enjoy!
Welp, it's our 150th episode, and we have a lot to say about life, the universe, tor johnson, hot sauces, UHF, toys, marvel legends, werner herzog, boys without bones, man I could go on and on or you could just listen yourself.
Rejoice as we find life after the death of skype! The boys are back with talk of blind boxes, sad clowns and the proper way to cook hot dogs.
The boys return, sleep deprived and almost insane. Prepare yourself for tales of Easter Slugs, Centaur sex and Josh's totally awesome one of a kind action figure!
Hey everybody :Trigger warning: we had to get political for a minute as we discussed the effect of the trump tariffs on the toy community.
Otherwise we go deep into all of your favorite topics like Yo gaba gaba, Beast Box, the new daredevil show and to the shock of no one, what the muppets would sound like if they were in boogie nights. At any rate, enjoy.
The show returns to it's regular format as the boys cover wondercon, their piles of toys purchased this last month, and a surprise new guest who happens to be someone's long lost love!
We're back with some march madness fun as we have a fun bracket episode with a discussion of the greatest horror movie kills ever. Did your favorite make the list? listen now to find out.
This weeks episode is a massive recap of news coming from New York toy fair 2025, but if that's not your jam, fear not! we also talk about pants for robots and our love of dinosaur shaped food. Enjoy.
In this weeks episode we discuss the startling new trendy with kids these days, collecting magic buttholes! Also brought up, doh like molding compound, blokees, and the proper way to have a pencil thin mustache. Enjoy!
Josh returns after a month long hiatus to regal us with tales from the assembly required convention- Play Doh, ball barrings and missing teeth oh my! also discussed- appreciating kids art work and cenobites working at tgi Fridays because why not.
When Josh is away, things get weird. How weird? cryptids! The Bronze Bombers! Exploding heads! Also GI Joe news, Fisher price castles and a very special guest host
Another crazy episode that veers into very immature places pretty quickly as the gang tries to stay focused and talk about cool things like Blokees, Ninja Turtles and Playdoh. Also in this episode our 2024 toy of the year awards. Enjoy!
After a month long hibernation the crew is back to talk about all the awesome toys they got at xmas, gigantic cat turds, and middle earth, because why not. Remember to find us on the socials for your chance to win a Kreepyhead T-shirt!
It's our annual holiday extravaganza where we don't try to hard, give each other gifts and act extra stupid. Fun things to expect in this episode: Stockings! Bio Flesh! Vince Neal! It's madness I tell you!
Have you ever asked yourself, what if someone tried to raid the north pole? What would that take? How hard would that be? And just who would you recruit to do that job? Well worry not, in today's "Very special episode" we do just that!
Tired of Thanksgiving leftovers? Don't worry, us too. In this weirder than average episode we discuss our love of pack in figures and cool accessories, we bemoan the gradual decline of the Muppets at Disney, we have some ground soup and lastly we finally admit how hard it is too pee without ruining your pant leg. Listen today!
Oh you know, typical episode stuff. We talk about peace, love, muppets, transformers, sticking toys up our butts, and the thought provoking question: what if Tarman were made out of ice cream. Enjoy.
Have you ever been up late at night, unable to sleep because you can't answer the question that's plagued you since the day you were born, really, just who is the coolest vampire of all time. Is it Bella Lugosi? Nosferatu? It's an important question that needs answers! Luckily for you, we have the answer! Tonight on Halloween we finally answer the question, Who is the coolest vampire ever! The answer will shock you!
This just in: Josh hates clowns, like he's terrified of them, and we get to hear about it in depth. Also in this episode, Mike encounters a deer in a moment of duress , yarn cannons and where the hell is gill-man?
It started off as a regular episode, we were talking about toys, making fart jokes, but then... something happened. Somebody on the show has an earth shattering, deeply disturbing, and frankly hilarious fetish. Who is it? what is? listen now to find out.
Kind of a regular week on the show, and by regular I mean we talk about the Venture Brothers, Ninja Turtles, haunted dummies and drug addicted sea monsters.
After another comically long break the show has returned, again, this time with more roller coaster stories, more grave robbery, more robot dinosaurs, and more Weekend at Bernie's!
This is a pretty awesome episode if I say so myself. Such great topics like our love of early 90's rap, dungeons and dragons, solving every problem with toys and oooooo yes Paul Bearer are covered. Listen now!
Wow two weeks in a row of podcast episodes! We are on a roll baby. This week we talk about all kinds of cool stuff, like Godzilla, Aliens, and the deep sultry gaze of one Mr. Marty Feldman.
After some crazy delays, we are back with a vengeance with tales of mad science, batman, ninja turtles and cookie monster? That's right we are giving away a super 7 reaction cookie monster this week so listen now to find out!
After a long vacation have returned with epic vacation tales, amazing toy hauls, and more sdcc toy news than you know what to do with. buckle up peanut this is an epic episode!
It's one of those all over the place episodes where we rant about martians, domestic living, Sam the Eagle, Mr. Rodgers and for some reason the Bananas in Pajamas. enjoy
Hey, Josh is back just in time for count kreepyhead to celebrate 3 years of wholesome family fun! We talk about all sorts of stuff like how conventions need to lower prices, our utter joy at the return of o ring gi joes, and most importantly how awesome bread is. Seriously, have you had any bread lately? It's the best
And were back with a "Normal" episode were we talk about tons of toy and horror news, smashing ramen with a hammer, our love/hate relationship with loot crate and everyone's favorite game, Would you rather!
The summer of special episodes begins with the greatest x-men toy of all time, a battle that takes many crazy twists and turns and I promise you that you have no idea who is gonna come out on top with this one- it was nuts.
In what will come as a shock to no one, in this weeks episode we have zero focus. Such topics as play doh, gi joe, plasma balls and our dreaded annual human resources compliance reviews are discussed.
Cats: Furry little bundles of love, or sleeper agents in a war you could never understand. The count has activated Operation: Black Falcon, if your fur baby is acting suspicious, don't be alarmed, we just asked them to maybe kill some people, or puke on the floor, the directions were vague.
Anyways, this weeks episode focuses on the Mcfarlane Monsters play sets, westerns and how great a version of build a bear for men would be. Enjoy.
Well, it's been a while since we had a fun bracket episode so why not see who the greatest ninja turtle toy of all time is. I'm going to tell you now, expect to be shocked, surprised and titillated! Also a wedding announcement! OMG!
Oh you know, typical kind of episode. We talk toys. Cartoons. Sex with two headed women. yep, very typical.
It's Josh's Birthday! Yay!!!!! to celebrate all things Josh we have a special guest come on for some birthday wishes, yes that's right Arnold! Also discussed but not completely related, tons of masters of the universe, marvel and monster high news.
The Gang is back together, Josh makes his triumphant return and we finally address the secret to our success, cats. Also enamel pins, ninja turtles the Easter bunny and he-man!
In a surprise plot twist this week, Mike and Mike find themselves Joshless. How do they cope? Can they function as adults? How long before madness and cannibalism take over the show? Actually nothing that crazy happened and Mike and Mike had fun talking about building spaceport dioramas and touching your eye when there's cheeto dust on your finger, but hey you can imagine our show is like Lord of the Flies if you want.
Sometimes you just need to let your hair down and be stupid, and yes I know that term is used loosely for us, but today we threw the rules out the window and just had a good time talking about some of the most evil fictional characters ever and how they would fit into our imaginary fighting game. Prepare to not get what you're expecting.
How far is too far when you're the cool aunt and uncle, this is a tough question, and the answer involves the video game "High on life". We also rave about He-Man revolution and test out new headset's live on air, good times for everyone!
Josh returns from his sabbatical to the holy land (assembly required convention) and he tells us tales of tattoos, he-man, and Arby's roast beef. Along the way we laugh, we cry, and we get lost in irrelevant topics because that's what we do best.
Josh is missing, Mike is sick, the other Mike has brain scramblies, that means there is only one person who can save the show before things get too weird, and that's Samm! Don't worry, it still gets really weird.
For a show that has Saturday Morning in the title, it sure did take us like 110 episodes to get to the greatest Saturday Morning cartoon didn't it? Sorry about that. But hey enjoy the battle for the greatest Saturday Morning cartoon of all time, its a blood bath.
Typical week here at Count Kreepyhead, we talk about toys, Godzilla, video games, the terrifying tale of the cursed missile firing Boba Fett, celebrity buttholes... you know regular adult conversation. Yep. That's us. 101% normal.
New year, same old podcast! The boys are back talking about what they got for xmas, upcoming fun from the assembly required convention and a deep probing discussion about coin purses.
It's XMAS time, and you know what that means! Holiday shenanigans, featuring Dorf, Mighty Max, Boglins.... it's so much insanity I'm having trouble explaining it.
It's the almost x-mas episode where Samm returns to join us in all sorts of shenanigans. Boiled Spaghetti! Steven Segal! Darla... Who the hell is DARLA?!?!
Ah, turkey day what better time to discuss things like Bon Jovi, Dildos, Robocop, and quite possibly the grossest food ever invented... Cranberry Sauce, just kidding its Ninja Turtles fruit pies, barf!
As we promised, the show has returned to its classic format where we rant about toys and random craziness like how fed up we are with Chris Pratt being everywhere and despite our best efforts, Josh showed us even more Muppets insanity. Fun times for everyone!
We are joined this week by special guests Mike and Kreg from the awesome company Zoloworld, we dive deep into the world of protective action figure cases, our love of Remco, and some very awesome news about Night of the Living Dead. Buckle up, its a great episode.
It's almost Halloween so you know what that means! A very special episode! Here's the game we invite you all to play at home: We have picked 16 of the greatest muppets of all time and forced them to fight to the death (theater of the mind dude), and in the end the only winner will be your very sick sense of humor! Seriously though this one goes places we were not expecting. Enjoy!
What does the count do when he has no ideas for this weeks episode? He hands the reigns over to a maniacal 8 year old. I hope you like farts, and butts
Well its finally here, the most insane, the most incredible , the most...just like all our other episodes installment of Count Kreepyhead. We have giveaways! Werner Jokes! and Josh's epic adventure to Disneyland, or world, the one in Florida. Enjoy
After a short summer hibernation the gang is back with all the zany stupidity you would come to expect. discussed this week are marvel legos, snake mountain, and Josh's shocking Disney secret (oooo what is it? tune in to find out)
On this episode of dumpster fire theater we ask the important question, is there anything better than bimbos, missile launchers, razor freebees and insane toilet snakes? The answer is no if you're curious.
When we have slow weeks on the show we like to do what are called "Very Special Episodes". This weeks episode is a doozy. We present the audience with a question. If you could visit dead celebrities in a museum, which one would you pick? Then Mike, Josh and Mike pick who they would put inside their respective attraction. Have fun and enjoy the chaos as we quickly descend into madness.
And were back for another crazy week, joined by the always badass Samm. We comb through all of the awesome power-con reveals and sit around the fire as Samm tells us stories of her bad-assery. Sit back and enjoy its a fun ride.
Did you have a giant pile of g.i. joes as a kid? Did some of them suck? today we take a deep dive and check out some of the less cool, always killed first kind of joes that we all had. I would also be an idiot if i didn't also mention we spend a great deal of time gushing over the new ninja turtles movie and making splinter tell us all the mutants he would or wouldn't sleep with. Enjoy
This weeks episode pays tribute to the late, great, Paul Rubens. Also discussed are the lengthy SDCC reveals, a lovely vacation to Canada and we are joined by a surprise guest, the CEO of Global Milk.
Did you ever have one of those days where you say, you know what, I'm going in without a plan. Well in today's show that's what happened, and what follows is amazing because we have a long discussion with Mike about what he will or will not eat... and his answers might HAUNT you!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA
After a small holiday break the gang is back with stories from the buffalo comic con, the hell of making boxes and Mattel's potentially huge slate of movies, including maybe BOGLINS? also butt jokes.
In an effort to bring the show back to a more serious tone, we invited Samm and her hommie Brandon onto the show this week to talk about the important things in life, like Ninja Turtles, Taxidermy, Furby, Helicopters, and freedom fighting boobies.
The long awaited interview with Heretic Party is finally here, and you may not be ready for it, an actual serious conversation is had with Christian and Lianne about just what it's like to grow up in a strict household, and the heavy toll religion can have on kids. Buckle up and I apologize in advance to everyone this episode pisses off.
Don't worry though for fans of our low brow content, there's a regular episode here too full of fart jokes and toy talk.
At long last, local legend Samm joins the show to put us in our place. We cover all the bases from secret hand shakes to monster high and we ask ourselves the question, just how well do we know Mike?
It's time once again for one of our ever popular tournament episodes where we dig deep and choose, what the greatest cereal ever is. Be prepared to be shocked as we quickly go off the rails (oh come on, we always go off the rails), be shocked when your favorite cereal gets eliminated, and loose your mind when we make a mascot for a cereal that doesn't have one! Enjoy
In a pretty crazy week the boys talk about all of their favorite subjects like giant toys, old timey candy , free comic book day and what they would call their super special team of GI JOE characters. Let our voices kiss your ear holes.
Tired, stressed and underfed the boys resort to the one thing that never fails them, wiener jokes. But don't worry they know how much you love your toy talk so we don't miss a step talking about transformers, legos and for some strange reason the early 2000's xmen toys. Oh and we add to urban dictionary, you're welcome.
Between sleep deprivation, and our own collective madness sometimes we manage to pull an amazing creative mess out of thin air. This is one of those episodes. Have you ever wanted to hear Buffalo Bill sing karaoke? Do you want to know about Mike's of the Universe? Well buckle up.
This week the gang gathers round the cocoon of Josh as he hatches into a beautiful 40 year old butterfly , its like Mothra, but middle aged and with mutton chops. Also discussed are you know, nerd things, toys, video games, and something new for everyone to chew on, our first radio serial, "The Adventures of Farting Butthole Man". Enjoy.
It's a teamup of the mega powers as a very special guest subs in for Josh. What starts out as a quest for world peace soon turns to evil as a nefarious new secret handshake is invented. Also discussed are comics, skeletons, giant robots and dolls with no heads! Huzzah!
It's a quick week this week, but that doesn't stop the Kreepy Kids from discussing all of our favorite topics, such as resident evil, Kermit the frog's sexual confusion and the importance of deodorant (because some of us stink)
The gang is back with all new discussion of their love of Denny's, Butt jokes, Cookies, He-man, and how its time we started giving back to our super fans. Nobody is sure how they survived years of eating moons over my hammy if you were curious.
What happens when life rears its ugly head and our 3 dashing hosts have to be adults for a change instead of fart joke obsessed man children? Well we get a Food Mascot fighting episode because we are all too tired and worn out to do anything else, but fear not, it actually turned out hilarious.
And we're back with drugs, turtles, and the death of he-man. We also ask the deep pondering question, when does our love of donuts go too far? Tune in to find out.
Do you like unfocused smorgasbord weeks where we really cant focus on any one thing in particular? Well guess what? today is your lucky day. We are all over the place today from Charlie Band jokes to resident evil, to wrestling monsters, to warhammer... man if ADHD were a podcast, it would be this one.
After a much needed break the gang returns and Josh tells us about his adventure at the Assembly Required convention. Not to be left out Mike tells us about his awesome birthday bash. And hey because it's the season lets exchange valentines too.
You the fans asked for it, and we have delivered, we review the 80's classic Munchies! (Its a gremlins clone from the 80's) Do we like it? Do we hate it? what kind of crazy tangents do we go on? How the hell do merkins come into play? Tune in to find out.
Whats better than a Cabbage Patch Kid? a Lettuce Patch kid! Its a light week this week so we had time to let our imaginations run wild and we discover a long lost secret about Mike and Lettuce Patch kids, also josh gives us an update on assembly required and we wonder what would zombies be like if they just went after your apple bag... good times.
This week we talk our love of the lesser know D-List figures we never really wanted, but got anyways and ended up loving (looking at you crystal ball). Also we compile fan feedback on the BELOVED Mike Alvarez with stories of his niceness from around the globe.
What starts out as frank discussion about being an adult man child who buys toys to cope with depression, some how veers off a cliff into another discussion about tiny David Bowie. Also for you toy nerds out there, lots of he-man and super 7 talk this episode. Enjoy.
Because, sometimes we cant help ourselves, this week we went on a long tangent about cover bands fronted by Asians. Also you know, a very long talk about all the toys we got from Santa.
It's our super awesome, super fun, super crazy holiday episode full of games, gifts, and prizes for our fans! Also look who's here, it's the one and only BONELESS SANTA! Tune in and have a blast with this one.
Are you ready for some almost Christmas insanity? Are you ready for the second best thing to actually meeting Santa? how about old 80's xmas catalogs? Danger! Excitement! Explosions! Ninjas! Chevy Chase jokes!
It's an all video game episode that quickly turns to butt jokes because we cant help ourselves. Mario says things we all regret and Mike opens up about his deep love for fighting games. Enjoy. PS.... too much butt humor in this one
A big episode this week as the gang digs deep into what they asked Santa for Xmas, all of the stuff they bought over black Friday and just whats gonna happen to all their junk should they have an untimely passing. I would be amiss if I didn't also mention some competence for someone on the show, he really should have known better than to mess with Helen Keller.
Ah, Thanksgiving Dinner, you gather with friends and family, stuff yourself, and you tell the most horrible stories imaginable. Like Fanny Pack Frank, legend has it he's still out there today taking your pennies. What about the loose meat hobos that will clean your windshield and make you a sandwich without bread? But the scariest tale of them all is the story of Matt, who trusted Count Kreepyhead to name his baby.... and now he's DEAD!!!!
The Kreepy kids are back after an extended break to refresh your podcast feed with all sorts of shenanigans, like their newfound love of Helen Keller, Josh's adventures back in his hometown of western NY and the bizarre and hilarious process of naming your baby in 2022. RIP Kevin Conroy
Have you ever ask yourself, just who is the coolest zombie ever? is Jesus a zombie? should I really eat candy from strangers every year. This questions and more answered as the count kreepy crew settles it once and for all, just who the greatest zombie ever is! Trust me, you're going to be shocked by this one.
Deep in the bowels of the Eternia castle lies a tiny, foul mouthed monster, that until today never had a chance at being a real action figure like his counterparts Orko and He-Man. That all changes, because now, thanks to the #SaveMoaty campaign, Moaty is a real figure! Buckle up as the boys go on a nonsensical journey featuring Skeletor, Frankenstein and Moaty himself!
Hell is the topic of the day, or should I say... Hellraiser! listen as the boys gush about their love of the new hellraiser, and talk all things Eternia as the insane playset looms over their heads. Also the muppets are back... because muppet reasons?
Well, after a year of talking about it, the Count Kreepy Gang finally reviews the cult classic TV movie, Bad Ronald. In this enthralling episode we discover that maybe there isn't that much to talk about so we riff a little to discover some amazing hidden subtext in the process. Enjoy as MIKE, MIKE, and DAWN try to convince you one way or another if Bad Ronald is worth your time.
Never ever make the count mad, because he may devote way to much time to complaining about you on his podcast, right HASBRO? Boo-Hiss hasbro. Also we show some love to super-7, discuss what would happen if Jason Voorhees had a girlfriend, oh, and we do a mountain of cocaine for science reasons.
Are you ready to play the hottest game in the world? That's right it's "Whats up my A$$" with your host Rusty Colon.
It's not a proper Saturday Morning Monster Mash without some games am I right? Play at home! The fun never ends!
The count had the intention of making an episode devoted to one of his favorite subjects, apes with special guest Dr. Zaius, but as you would expect, things took a turn when the boys decided to share their recipe for cereal balls, time travel and for some reason a long abandoned mall in Niagara Falls. Live. Laugh. Fling your poo you damn dirty humans
Deep questions are discussed this week as the gang takes a test to become Kreepy Scouts. Probing thoughtful discussions like would you have relations with lady Bigfoot, Cannibalism and secret handshakes. Also toy talk and long winded rants about nothing in particular. Enjoy!
Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between Mr.T, Ronald Reagan and ALF? What about Punky Brewster's Dad, Urkel and Uncle Jessie? Well guess what, now you get to find out, in the ultimate 80's deathmatch, a very special episode from Count Kreepyhead!
Count Kreepy is back from another break (Seriously that guy is lazy!) And he's ready to recap power con, and how kids are weird. Also featured are Shredder and Krang for no particular reason beyond juvenile humor.
Are you ready for an overwhelming amount of SDCC talk? Prepare yourself as the boys go and on about all of the latest reveals including but not limited to Eternia, Merman, Halloween themed storm troopers, and MILK!
The Count and his inbred gang try to make their angriest episode ever but just end up sounding like grouchy old men in the process. Also to the surprise of no one, they ramble on and on about star wars, transformers and the munsters. Enjoy this extra crazy episode on the eve of comic con!
After a brief hiatus the Count is back and ready to talk about toys, 1-900 hotlines, cats and cryptozoology? Also Mentioned are monsters in my pocket, he-man and our general dismay about the world at large.
It's time for another episode of dumpster fire theater!, buckle up kiddos because this time we have a doozy, Never too young to die! A movie about a secret agent John Stamos who has to save the world from the maniacal Velvet Von Ragnar (an unhinged Gene Simmons, who is enjoying Brazilian samba costumes a little too much)
It has been one long, crazy year and we have made it to the big five o! All of the regulars stop by to wish the Count and his gang a happy anniversary, Aunt Mabel, Timmy, Werner, Dawn, pets, and rambunctious children. But wait there's more, what about Nick Cage and his ewok obsession? Shredder's Revenge? and just what happened to Mike after he ate something he shouldn't have? Tune in to find out!
The count is joined this week by famous artist M.A. Lemay and he takes some time to discuss his time in the trenches of the 80's and how he came to make our awesome fan art. We also think deep about intercourse with Jason , the grossness that is pizza hut and the dangers of kid's swearing.
After an extended break the Kreepyhead gang returns to discuss all your favorite topics like Uncle Impy, Queen Alien toys from japan and those deep questions we all have about Wolfman's junk.
Here it is, our much hyped demonic toys episode. Mike, Dawn and Mike do their best to give you a plot breakdown of this full moon "classic" and stumble up a grand political scheme in the processes (hint hint what if Marjorie Taylor Greene wasn't bug nut crazy after all?)
It's GI Joe week at the rad pantheon and because of that we decided to spend our precious time talking about one of our favorite toy lines of all time, Barbie! no wait, I mean GI JOE! We are joined by the mastermind behind the Rad Pantheon, one Mr. Josh Strasburg this week to share his love of the line, enjoy the shenanigans!
This is it, the much hyped greatest masters of the universe figure of all time tournament. Who wins? how far does your favorite figure go? And who is the underdog that becomes an overnight LBGTQ+MOTU icon? better tune in to find out.
Jurassic park, what was the real reason for bringing back those dinosaurs? And what about Dawn, does she really hate everything? This and a whole lot of toy talk on this weeks episode of count kreepyhead!
Weird? Unfocused? Its hard to say with us sometimes but as always we are all over the place. We talk about the rising cost of toys, some of out favorite cartoons, and we delve into the mysterious past of professor pickman. Also someone's got a bone demon, thank god we know where to go for exorcisms
Transformers, Easter, confusion about Pokemon, barnyard commandos oh and Mike's assumption that there's a part in the bible where Jesus goes to space and fights intergalactic space dinosaurs... because Mike reasons.
You've waited long enough, the big birthday message from one Mr. Shake is finally here. We also babble about our undying love for final faction, making our own play-sets, really weird Easter traditions, and Randy Newman... what the hell is wrong with Randy Newman
if you thought our side quests constantly to gi joe and he-man talk were crazy, just wait till we stumble upon Nicolas Cage! Also the return of Dawn, and just who is Darbie?
What's a hot Lubic? Ill give you a hint, it involves masters of the universe and nudity. Anyways, beyond what you've come to expect from Count Krepeyhead, this week we take some time to really rip apart Todd Mcfarlane for some pretty horrible comments he made about his fans, we talk drug infused candy bars, and we dive deep into what kind of unmade he-man products we would like to see made.
This is an episode about many manly things, Jarts, Pirates, She-ra, Ketchup, schools for gnarly dudes... you get it right? Also we talk about action figures, because that's what we do.
The Kreepy kids take some time this week to discuss the many horror toy reveals from toyfair along with their never ending love for the new he-man cartoon. To the surprise of no one they try their hand at making fantasy line ups of star wars figures and lastly we all get to enjoy some voice mail from the muppets themselves.
This is it, the big unannounced love letter to the Muppets. To the surprise of no one, three man children from the 80's love the Muppets with a passion, and my gawd do we go on some crazy Muppet rants. Also in this episode we answer the question just who from the Rad Pantheon universe would be certain Muppets. Also more toy news and uncensored Kermit outtakes. Enjoy!
Ah, after a short vacation, we're back. Enjoy our thoughts and reactions to all the news coming out of the NY toy fair, Josh's growing hatred of star wars toys and everyone's startled reaction to a hobo clown named Wiggles.
In this week's episode we are joined by a former doctor that now goes by the name "Longbox". Discussions about shoplifting, board games, G.I. Joe and our love of cats follows. This episode contains no horse meat.
Things are finally back to normal at Count Kreepyhead's fun house (or are they?) as the boys get back to talking about the things they love most, toys! Specifally Gi Joe classified and the dark question of just what to do with all their junk when they die. Which one of us want's to come back as a zombie and keep collecting? Who wants his remains encased in a ventriloquist dummy? which one wants his collection melted down and buried with him? Tune in to find out
Dawn returns to what may be the most insane episode we have ever recorded. We dive deep into what everyone would transform into if they were a transformer. We wax poetic about Girl Scout cookies and horse meat flavored chips and at long last we uncover the conspiracy that is Digital Milk.
It's not like I need to warn you at this point, but we are all over the place in this episode. We explore the dark corners of Cameo to discover just who is available for a cheap plug. We once again tell you about our love of Mighty Maniax. The discussion of just who was good at being a bad guy in the 80's happens and lastly we iron out some kinks in the creation of Dawn the toyline.
Our episodes tend to be weird, I can admit that, but this one is more than you might be expecting. Why? Well we spend a great deal of time pitching a fictitious toy line to Dawn, discussing our love of hanging out in the smoking section of Denny's and the very weird but delicious, moist, lumpy, Justin Bieber balls that you can put in your mouth (Tim Biebs you sickos). Also TMNT Ultimates talk and whats poping up on clearance everywhere lately.
Hey it's 2022, you know what that means! That's right, an in depth discussion about community theater, we finally make our long awaited Helen Keller Joke and finally once and for all we (or actually you the fans) decide once and for all who's better, moss-man or stinkor!
In our biggest and most spectacular episode yet we pool our combined talents to raise a complete skeleton for our resident make a wish kid, Timmy (the boy without bones). Enjoy Live music, the sounds of adult men opening action figures and special guests Santa, Jabba the Hutt and Michael Jackson. Special Thanks to "Only on weekends" and "Mad world" for providing our soundtrack this week.
Welcome to the year in review and Kreepyhead, where we let you know our personal picks for some of the best and worst of 2021, also we finally rip into star wars... because they have it coming.
It's the week of Mike's birthday, so he's calling the shots, and you know what that means, Monsters In My Pocket, Rancor Keepers, Warner Herzog and butt hole jokes!
I need you to sit down for this, ok good, we go on a long he-man tangent in this episode. Ok whew that's off my chest, I feel better now. In all seriousness we discuss toys, overdosing on nostalgia and butt holes this week so its just as weird as it always is.
In a very special Turkey Day episode we take a trip to our collective imaginations and the super hero's and villains that live there. We also get brave and make some friends of the show super heroes too, because why not? Also we ramble and take some unexpected turns that make no sense what so ever. Who's hates super heroes with a passion, just who is the haunted refrigerator and who solved some mysteries? Tune in to find out!
Heroquest, The Xmen, Captian Power and Grappling Hooks- what do they have in common? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you. Is it things adult men babble about for not particular reason other than to make themselves laugh for two hours? Maybe. Listen and judge for yourself.
Mummies, action figure articulation , and ghost-busters run amok on this completely bonkers episode that may or may not feature one of us impersonating Skeletor on lots of cocaine. Buckle up, we go nuts in this one.
What's better than episode 21? How about a second recording of episode 21 because the first one was lost due to computer gremlins! Behold the majesty that is our look back on the first 20 winners of the horror toy hall of fame, and stare aghast as we once again find a way to drag things back to G.I. Joe. All Uncut and All unedited so viewer discretion advised due to some adult language.
Great minds have often pondered the universe's deepest questions, What is the meaning of life? If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... does it make a sound? What came first, the chicken or the egg? Today we answer one of those questions. Just what is the Greatest Halloween Candy ever?
It's devil's night at Count Kreepyhead and we have some spooky (ish) stories to share with you! Along with that we share memories of some of our favorite Halloween costumes, we love on the first series of Movie Maniacs and you get our trademark ability to meander into very weird topics. Happy almost Halloween!
In what might be the strangest episode ever, our grumpy old men sides come out in full force as we look back not so fondly on our respective pizza arcades of the 80's. We also sniff around Wildcats, League of Legends, and Five Nights at Freddy's before we crash land on Beetlejuice toys. And in a first for the show a segment is deleted for being too horrifying! Tune in to find out why!
This weeks mighty max and tick heavy episode gets hijacked by a very special guest, a boy with a special wish, Timmy. We do our best but this kid and his bucket really take us to some weird places, even for us.
This weeks episode is a cornucopia of weird as we bounce around some seedier aspects of being a nerd, including but not limited too, our love of bad wrestling gimmicks, robot rhino hands and inflatable sheep. This is going to be one hell of a start to October!
Its a potpourri episode where we bounce all over the place talking about such amazing topics as the GI JOE Ninja force, growing up as goth teenagers, and our not surprising love of the new HE-Man cartoon.
Have you ever asked yourself, self, why do I love happy meals so much? You know the answer, and its the same reason you listen to this amazing podcast, you're a demented child at heart. Also whats the greatest happy meal prize of all time? Is it Pink eye? And who's this? Aunt Mabel's back! and by the way we also love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles a little more than usual this episode.
Sit back and enjoy Count Kreepyhead's love letter to Friday the 13th toys, aka Jason Voorhees for you newbies. Some companies discussed include Rocom toys (Mighty Maniax), Neca and Mcfarlane. Yes of course we wander into some weird territory as always but I swear, we do our best to stay focused! It's our 13th episode what else were we supposed to talk about?
The special guest experiment continues as we have the world famous Suzie Hunt sit in on the show live. To the surprise of know one our discussions take wild tangents with He-man, Transformers, Jerry Orbach's ghost and the intergalactic menace and eater of worlds PAULA DEEN y'all!
Join us for the special extended cut of the breakfast werewolf, an episode where we dive deep into our love of cereal and hatred of street sharks. Also featured is an interview with Chris Hammond, possibly Canada's most important Canadian and poster collector.
Sorry not sorry for this episode being peter jackson levels of long.
what happens when the count needs to go on a small vacation? a very special episode is recorded where the Kreepy Cadets discuss just who they would put into a horror themed fighting game. Who makes the cut? how weird do they get? how long does it take for a gi joe reference? tune in this week to find out!
This weeks episode focuses on our love of mashing toy lines together, further tales of retail hell, posters we had as kids, Sasquatch and things we would stick up our butts. Fun for the whole family!
Who ya gonna call? The Count! A slow week becomes a packed week as the gang waxes poetic about the Ghostbusters, Garage Sales, Moose toys, and Josh's never ending love for Space Jam. And who's this? who's returned? It's Herzog!
Guess what? we love The Masters of the Universe here in the count's castle so what better time to gush un-apologetically than one week after the premier of the new kick butt netflix show, 'Masters of the universe revelation". Also we loose focus constantly and talk about things like gi joe, sectaurs, and phone sex with Werner Herzog.
This week the guys react to all of the wonderful news out of San Diego Comic con, they look back fondly on Infacables , and a Manglor joke goes too far! Also who can stop the vintage masters of the universe toys from winning week after week? tune in to find out!
We dive deep into our pyromaniac childhoods this episode as we tell tales about how we tried to make our own zombie toys. Also discussed are the toybiz Resident Evil Figures, and there are some really bad Arnold impersonations. Enjoy!
Lots of crazy stuff is happening at Count Kreepyhead's this week! Advanced Dungeons and Dragons talk. Who won last week's battle of the slime toys? Mr. Hertzog wants you to save the children, Children of the Corn! We plan an entire toy line for Return of the Living dead! Giveaways galore! Come join the fun!
Join the Kreepy cadets and they continue to wax poetic about their messed up childhoods. This week they delve briefly into VHS collecting, they discuss some bad parenting ideas, they look back fondly at Toxic Crusaders and the veer off on a tangent about Mad Scientist toys. Don't miss this weeks Horror toy hall of fame nominations that features 3 of the greatest slime toys ever made!
Episode two features tons of toy talk from Inhumanoids to our love of bad gi joe villain gimmicks, a new game where we try to wrap our heads around a five year old's monster knowledge, we christen the very first entry into the horror toy hall of fame and we are joined by two new characters to the show, Manglor the Magnificent and Leather-Dolphin.
Also listen for your chance to win our very first giveaway!
enjoy the pilot episode of Count KreepyHead's Saturday morning monster mash. Featured in this episode is a massive news dump about upcoming funko releases, a critical look at the new RJ Macready action figure from neca, a look back at McFarlane Toys spawn series 1, and an in depth interview with our guest Dawn.