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The Hardline take a live Help Line question: how do you tell a coworker he smells like Norm's fart pillow?
Norm and D cover 1944, when Norman Elizabeth Hitzges was queefed out of his mom's deli platter.
Norm announces he's being pushed out of The Ticket...I mean he's retiring. And the Musers join in on the postgame.
More women accuse Cosby, fallout from Epstein settlements, the story of Kouri Richins, and Dave explores Nullos and Smoothies.
Jerry responds to the Musers about whether local team owners have too many other interests.
Davey talks about his experiences with a suicidal-ish mental phenomenon known as "The Call of the Void".
After Skip Bayless loses yet another co-host, he goes on the Musers to talk about the search for a new one.
Getting pregnant when you're 78, who would win in a race between Mike McCarthy and Bruce Bochy, Norm's underwear vs Sagan's gear, switching shifts for more money
After a loss to the Golden Knights, The Musers talk to Coach Pete DeBoer and player man Jamie Benn.
Flight etiquette, parking over the line, spitting gum into a urinal, left lane campers, a lady falls down, when someone cuts in line
THZ plays bingo with Shane Riordan, the the executive producer of the “Parkins & Spiegel” show.
The urination hypothetical, who would survive Campound Hunger Games, and will Norm save Donovan from snake venom?
The legend of Davey's riding the shower curtain down and The Shart of Turin, Rant history, Corby gets boobs, David the Duck Burl, diarrhea, Lasik, Cobra Kai, vintage video games, music, host vs fans, and callers.
Has Prince Charles ever had a burrito, a sorority is freaked out by a trans woman that they admitted, basic channels, and Corby debuts a new Rant theme song, and they have fun with past people, EA's Bork, Corgi, and Dolton.
Lisa Marie goes into a coma (she's dead), funeral parlor talk, Elvis, the Golden Globes, and Chris Farley.
Dr. Carlton Maxwell drops by to talk about the psychology of the fan of the constantly losing Cowboys.
C.U.N.T. finally resumes with talk of enabling Monty, dad jokes, 2 Girls 1 Cup, phishing, healthy living, and reading v audio books.
The Royal experts Rick and Nick Skinlanin show up to discuss Prince Harry's book Spare.
Gordo takes a fall, George gets scared, George and the Bonkey, and Dan v Ty Walker Chicken.
E-Brake of 2022: Norm style: Norm v Peter King, Norm v Mare Bear, Norm v the phone, Norm v his cat, and Norm v the live spot.
Ebrake of 2022 round 1: Dan v Ham over Cowlishaw, Gordo storms the capitol, and Ham dials a wrong number.
In an effort to find new farts, Gen X Davey plays farts he recorded during Covid lockdown.
Bob brings classic audio from the Rant where they talked about a pet rat who bit a kid and it had a press conference.
On White Elephant Day, Don Marconioni reveals Johnny Pants works for him and how he's been manipulating The Ticket.
With Dan being the power bottom of Picks with Friends, he plays a prank on his wife Eva Braun McDowell with a possible punishment of them getting a monkey.
As Corby starts to fart and fall down in Picks with Friends 2022, he writes an ode to the punishment.
Gordo confronts Jerry O'Connell about not being John Stamos and makes him really uncomfortable.
Corby re-tells the story of getting kicked in the nuts and having them grow to Godzilla levels.
Now with Double Ds, as Bob, Donovan and Mino join to talk White Elephant 2022, shaving, deodorant, animals getting covid, and Bob's friend Frank getting his head cut off by Bob to get his hockey gear.
Corby resurrects a Thanksgiving classic with new lyrics. Plus more of the Killer sounding weird.
Classic audio as Sean Bass celebrates the anniversary of a woman making his Sean body feel like Christmas.
Now with more Donovan. Celebrating Lee Harvey Oswald Day, the OJ case, and conspiracy theories.
Mike Pereira's lizard tongue, Blake victim blames Erin Andrews, the end of the Rant, and hypotheticals.
On the 25h anniversary, Gordo and Cat goes elbow deep recounting Gordo's story of getting arrested at Lambeau Field on November 22, 1997. And then Bob reads the Green Bay Press Gazette article from the next day detailing the arrest.
The Musers tune in to the Touchdown / Home Run Bros to see what they're talking about with the World Series.
The Musers tune in to the Touchdown / Home Run Bros to see what they're talking about with the World Series.
Dr. Carlton Maxwell stops by the Musers to talk about a 6-2 start and Jimmy Johnson's new book Swagger.
Dr. Carlton Maxwell stops by the Musers to talk about a 6-2 start and Jimmy Johnson's new book Swagger.
In which Gordo drinks Kristen Kemp's breast milk, they Zapruder Wings for P and Alamo Art.
In which Gordo drinks Kristen Kemp's breast milk, they Zapruder Wings for P and Alamo Art.
Jerry Jones joins the Musers to talk abou Dak being back for the win against the Bears.
Jerry Jones joins the Musers to talk abou Dak being back for the win against the Bears.
In the wake of Dan's Monkey son, The Hardline conducts an experiment: can Jub's laugh make tragedy and horror movies better?
In the wake of Dan's Monkey son, The Hardline conducts an experiment: can Jub's laugh make tragedy and horror movies better?
In a replay from Picks with Friends, George details the hypothetical where if Dan loses, he has to get a monkey for a year and enroll it in private school.
In a replay from Picks with Friends, George details the hypothetical where if Dan loses, he has to get a monkey for a year and enroll it in private school.
The Hardline uncovers Dude Perfect's pitch video to get their complex built off of the back of taxpayers in a city near you.
In the third C.U.N.T., Gordo talks about Deion Sander's reprimanding a reporter on air for not code-switching, more Jake baby talk that everyone was demanding, infertility clinic porn, and C-sections.
Cocaine Bear aka Tank DeNiro, star of the movie Cocaine Bear, joins the Musers to talk about acting.
Gordo shows up again on The Hang Zone to talk falling for 8:40 bits, Greg Olsen, instant characters, Bill Murray's MeToo moment with Aziz Ansari, and Genetic Sexual Attraction.
Jerry Jones comes on after the win over the Washington Commanders to talk a quarterback controversy.
Wireless Jub runs into Norm's Fake Gordo and Fake Jerry at Tangle Ridge Golf Course during the 2022 Dunham & Miller Open.
The Ticket's official mobster Johnny Pants makes his first appearance. Don't forget to sports.
The Hardline 5.02.666 presents classic stammers featuring Hammer, Bob, Sean Bass and Corby.
The Hang Zone celebrates 9/11 by resurrecting the full audio from 9.11.2006 of the old Norm v Gordo fight where Norm accused Gordo of being Little Red Riding Hood and Gordo said Norm doesn't appreciate that he's changed in the last 5 years.
Fake Jerry joins the Musers to talk about Cooper Rush being the new starting quarterback for the Cowboys after Dak farts and falls down and they win over the Bengals.
Dan pisses off more right wing snowflakes by interviewing a historian and co-author of the book "Forget the Alamo," which exposes the truth behind the Alamo.
Relax Corby, it's only tennis. Tiger Woods talks about his appearance at the 2022 tennis U.S. Open.
Marge talks about her Manti Te'o-style relationship with Jub when he swam for the Olympics Superbowl.
Big Strong Jeremy goes to his happy place on the Musers and Normandy, bouncing off the turnbuckle into retirement. And a squirrel gets
Jesse the User joins the Musers to send Big Strong Jeremy into the afterlife and into his happy place.
Tiger Woods joins the Musers about his efforts to reshape the spare PGA to match the spare LIV tour because it's just golf, Greg.
Rick Skinlonne returns to the Musers to advise Jub how to take care of his voice after Jub Jam 2022.
Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy joins the show to talk about how the Cowboys look for 2022.
Shoeless Joe Jackson returns from the great cornfield beyond to talk the 2022 Field of Dreams game.
Corby joins the Hang Zone to discuss Jerry Jones' "Da Jennie" moment and Casual Corby. Then Norm, Gordo, and George to join to talk about the Mike McCarthy alarm, the Micah Parsons Pizza Jacket, the worst moment of the year, and everyone makes fake promos. And pus.
The most important thing is we get introduced to Weed Eater Bob. But also Bob, Dan, Norm, Corby, Jake, and Gen X Davey join the Musers for the first team round table of Training Camp 2022 to talk about Norm's 50th training camp, Bob being a spare kid at Green Bay camps, and of course George, Gordo recreate the Lee Corso bit, Davey getting hammered, Jake's TMZ death march bus, Jake going after Veruca Jones, and spare concerts from KC and the Sunshine Band and Tony Orlando.
During Grapefest, Davey debuts his first paid spot: "Done Elong"
During Grapefest, Davey debuts his first paid spot: "Done Elong"
Jerry returns to the Musers to discuss what he's going to announce during the opening of the 2022 Cowboys training camp.
Sports Panties joins returns to the Musers to talk about Cowboys Training Camp 2022. Sort of.
Back in May 2001, Jub went on a sport show in the UK and thought that he was being pranked.
Ted Emmerich reveals tickers he did for the LIV Tour, whilst filling in for the vacationing Musers.
During Adult Summer Camp Talk, Davey that he got in trouble as a kid for carving a wooden dildo
In a rare Hardline bit, Cooby puts together what the Ticket on-air personalities about the 2022 College World Series.
Corbily resurrects old Yuck Monkey audio from the early 2000s when he purposefully mistook Wade Boggs for George Brett.
After the Rangers beat the Phillies 7-0, the Musers turn the dial to Philadelphia All Sports Radio.
Dan's daughters Eva Braun McDowell and Eden McDowell roast Nora Kemp over her shortening words to save time, just like they do.
Sports Panties returns to talk about the Rangers playing 500 ball and other sports things.
Corby resurrects the memory of the surly seacow (RIP) through his Ticketstock songs the created over the years that predicted his ultimate demise at the hands of Junior's Tier system.
Jub and Gordo resurrect an uncomfortable interview with Jerry Lewis from 2016 where he is a big jerk.
The fake Jason Kidd joined the Musers to talk about the Mavericks' getting eliminated from the playoffs.
During Campound E-news, Bob Slurm and Gordon Keith move from talking Top Gun 2, to Tarantino's love for feet, to the Crying Game wiener, to explaining Junior Miller's erotic fantasies about Billy Gilman and Davey's Crush on Hanson.
Mike Rhyner and Jeff Catlin join the Hang Zone to talk about how Hardline 1.0 got the Ticket banned from the Byron Nelson golf sport thing in the early 2000s.
Gordo and Corby join The Hang Zone during the 1:30 news to discuss celebrity sex tapes and Jake putting dongs in his face.
A montage of the eulogies to Danny Balis as he left to his great reward outside of the nurturing biosphere.
The Musers talk with Corby about how he got them suspended without pay for a week around 2002 because of a wireless interview he did.
After a left turn to talk about The Cars, Bob breaks news in Gordo's Corner about a man who grew a penis on his arm.
Gordo makes the first morning wake up calls of Campound 2022 with Corby, Bob, and a Dan Joke. Plus Gordo hijinx from past Campounds and studio fights that Corby and Gordo caught into because of pranks.
Norm and Corby join the Musers to talk about embarrassing broadcast moments from their careers, from Jub 9/11 to Verne Troyer on a flimsy ladder.
With Wrestlemania coming to down, The Musers' official wrestler Big Dick Glover visits the studio at 8:40.
With Monty filing in for Jake, The Hang Zone talked to a surly woman from the Slovenian National Home in Cleveland after Monty he brought up the history of the Slovenian people that emigrated to Dan's ancient home of Cleveland and the connection to Luka Dončić.
The Musers take on Fake Tiger at 8:40 to ask him if he's returning to the Masters. Features the best Tiger "My Dad" ever.
Gordo details the texts that U.S. Representative Van Taylor sent to ISIS Bride Tania Joya about edge of Grand Canyon jobs and using her tonsils as a target.
The Rant reunited on The Hardline to resurrect the legendary audio of Corby's daddy's ding dong cabin, a segment from the late 1990s or early 2000s.
Jub relates the story of where he creeped out noted actress and Steven Jones fun-baby haver Janine Turner, plus everyone else that Jub has creeped out over the years like The Fix and Rascal Flatts. And a bonus appearance by the Fake Janine Turner.
The Musers drop their 2022 primary election political ads for Karen Bless vs. Linda Van Cho and Ron Hufflepine vs. Greg Abbott, with old Jake and Jesse.
In the wake of Ticketstock 2022, Steve Jones joined the Musers to talk about who's really at fault after Deion Sanders said at Ticketstock that it was Steven's fault that the Cowboys haven't had success in half a century.
The whole Ticket Team talks about the Super Bowl LVI team dinner as well as went on after with Jake, Sirois, and huffing paint on Skid Row.
Jake forced everyone from the Ticket to go on his little TMZ Bus Tour and it destroyed team morale and ruined the trip. This has accounts from everyone who went.
Junior joins the Hang Zone for Business Tuesday, they review internet security training, Troy Aikman’s Tim Cowlishaw impression, field trip plans, the old Joe Mantegna vs Joe Montana prank and Kevin Costner had sex with Cal Ripken’s wife. Plus WTDS.
On day 1 of Super Bowl LVI coverage, the Hang Zone joined The Hardline during the Power Hour to talk about Corby appropriating yet another culture to avoid a fight with a woman, how great California is, Jake's Trail of Tears, The Who returning to Texas, and Gordon Keith chimes in to make Sturmcenter better.
The Deep Throat Informant joins the Musers at 8:40 to talk about what's REALLY going on at the Star with Jerry Jones and Mike McCarthy in the wake of the 2021 season fart and fall down of the Cowboys.
In the Observation Deck, Gordo talked about overrated foods. This continued into The Corner, where George is drunk and Junior turns into a kindergartner.
In Muse in the News and Gordo's Corner, when discussing Dallas forcing strip clubs to close at 2 am, the Musers questioned what strippers were like in 1776 and it then turned into what teens would do with robots.
Fake Jerry calls in from the Bravo Eugenia on Lake Lewisville to announce whether or not he's firing Mike McCarthy to hire Sean Payton.
Fake Norm and the Goose talk about the 2022 AFC/NFC Championship games. And Goose almost losing his virginity.
In the wake of gravy-filled singer Meat Loaf's death on January 20, 2022, it came to Corby and Danny's attention that Mike Rhyner and Corby had done an interview with him on January 27, 2018, which they had no recollection of.
So, a few days later during Bob's World, Bob did a retrospective/breakdown replay of that wheels off interview. Then the next day, Mike joined The Hang Zone for a further retrospective and it continued into the Ranch Report with David Ranch-Moore.
During the Elf & Ryan winter 2021 drydock, Elf presented audio he uncovered from DAT tapes from the 1990s.
A mashup of the BBCC from the 2011 cowboys training camp, August 1, 2001 to August 11, 2011.
Gordo tackled the recently departed twitter account of one Jean Jacques Taylor…ex-Dallas Morning News, ex-Ticket weekend host of soul patch guy.
A highlight from an unknown year when The Rant discussed double dead Lacy Peterson at the White Rock Marathon.