The Real HouseBears Podcast: Recent Episodes
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Covering The Real Housewives one city at a time. After moving to Salt Lake City in 2018, we fell in the love the mountains, the snow, and the people! Then we started a podcast because we fell in love with the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Since wrapping up the premiere season of RHOSLC, we're moving to a new city each season. From Salt Lake City, to New Jersey, to Beverly Hills, join us each week as we recap episodes of The Real Housewives franchise, provide our commentary, and sometimes throw a little shade.
We're back from the Glitz & Blitz of our travel and ready to catch up on all of the #RHONJ Margs & Marriages. This week, Hunter refuses to talk about anyone's esophagus. Papa the Bear wonders who is naming these episodes. We're both trying to decide which wolf we're going to release during the episode. Don't be bougie; catch up with The Real Housebears.
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It's our 150th episode! The devil has been trying to keep us away, but we are in a League of the Devil's Worst Enemy. This week, Hunter is trying to evade love attacks. Papa the Bear thinks you should keep "dorters" out of the drama. We're both convinced that Jenn Fessler should be a fulltime Housewife. If you're tired of the tug-of-war, lay down your rope and listen to our recap of this week's #RHONJ episode.
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If we're Shore-ing Up Sides, the Real Housebears are always on whatever side Frank is on. This week, Hunter may or may not have Traitors casting news. Papa the Bear thinks you should keep your muffin to yourself. We both clear up how much we have respect for the #RHONJ OG. Don't be a fun-sucker; have fun with us as we recap episode 3 of this season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
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The Icing on the Brain Cake is a few audio issues this week, but we're here, we're queer, and we're recording this podcast. This week Hunter thinks that one of the husbands is Evil Ken. Papa the Bear breaks his straight guy reality tv rule. We both debate Brain Party vs Mocking God Party. Put down your pickleball paddle and tune in to this week's episode.
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The Housebears are back and so glad to be talking about our favorite topics: Housewives and ourselves. This week, we're cathcing up with the Housebears. Hunter's proposing Vanderpump parallels with this season of #RHONJ. Papa the Bear is Patient Zero in his college horror story. We're both wondering when Frank is going to come back into our lives. Don't be a has-been; be a double sided dildo with us!
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We finally get answers in part 3 of the #RHOSLC Reunnion, but we are left with even more questions. This week, Hunter ponders if Mary dives into the women's insecurities to hide her own. Papa the Bear wonders if Monica would be any good on Traitors. We both need to know if Meredith ever got an apology from the women for believing the Greek Mafia DMs were from her. We are taking a short break now that the season is over, but we'll back before you can churn butter by hand.
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Bravo might be saving all of the juicy bits for part 3 of the reunion, but we are giving you all of our juicy bits for part 2. This week, Hunter has opinions on mothers who smother. Papa the Bear thinks that Jack Barlow has comedy. Both of us think that Mary has poor judgement of Whitney. Join us for another week of laughs and Dumb Bitchery.
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Reunited and it feels so good, at least for the Core 4. This week, Hunter uses Monica's own words against her. Papa the Bear explains how Lisa's ring saved Henry's life. We both have many people to thank and make #HousebearsFamous. We watched the uncensored version of the #RHOSLC reunion part 1, so expect a little less censorship from us this week.
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This was possibly the best episode of The Real Housewives in Housewives history. It was definitely the best finale. This week, Hunter is convinced that not only does Monica find the dirt on these women, but she also found Lisa's ring. Papa the Bear explains why he thinks about Heather Gay during sex. We both debate whether Monica should come back next season. Recap this mind-blowing episodes with more dramatic queens from Salt Lake City.
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We'd rather be Swimming with the Fishes than miss recapping this week's #RHOSLC. This week, Hunter is a gay reindeer with a shiny nose. Papa the Bear is curious about the anatomy of Justin Rose's nose. We both hope that our anatomy doesn't get exploited, but we kind of hope it does. Who knows? It's our last episode of the year. Happy Holidays from The Housebears!
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You'll have a Blue, Blue Christmas without our recaps of episode 13, Bermuda Views and Bathtub Blues and episode 14, Bermuda Birthday Blues. This week, Hunter admits that his core issue with Housewives is jealousy. Papa the Bear is taking a Bible Break. We both give insight into Heather's sexual boundaries. Hook up the IV and get your makeup done. It's time to rally!
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If We Could Churn Back Time, we might have recorded an episode last week instead of stuff ourselves with food. Instead, we have another supersized episode to match our supersized guts. This week, Hunter is not interested in traditional Pioneer cuisine. Papa the Bear claims to be Heather's best match. We both continue to share our love of Lisa Barlow. We have some new sound equipment, and offer an Icy Apology for the new equipment learning curve.
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We want Mormons to Get a Good Rap, so we completely support a Lisa Barlow Hip Hop Christmas album. This week, Hunter is the star of the episode. Papa the Bear hears with all the colors of the wind. We both think that Heather's castmates should read her book. Don't be loose like Mary's wig; this #RHOSLC recap is tight.
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We stand with Beauty Lab + Laser and give an admittedly one-sided recap of this week's #RHOSLC episode. We're in between work trips and Papa the Bear's birthday weekend in Portland, so The Real Housebears are going raw once again. This week, we have a lot of opinions about the Don't Come for My Sound Bath episode, but it's really all about Papa the Bear's birthday...at least to Papa the Bear it is.
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We're back after a week off, and ready for some Moms, Missions, and Mayhem. This week, Hunter finds Monica's long lost sister. Papa the Bear thinks the truth is somewhere in the middle. We both choose our favorite lines of the show. We're as happy to be back in the Hot Closet as Monica's mom is to be on television.
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The finale of #RHONY marks a new season for The Real Housebears, and now it's all about #RHOSLC. This week, Hunter discovers that he is a Greek dancer. Papa the Bear thinks that Angie K is giving us classic Housewives. We both want to get loud with Seth. This highest rated season of Salt Lake City is like an Olive Branch to viewers without the Thorns.
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Suprise! We have been Connecticut-ing the Dots and realized that a few dots weren't connected. We decided to give the #RHONY finale it's own special episode so that we could give the ladies of RHONY the respect and attention they deserve. This week, Hunter thinks that people In the Know wear their masks to a masquerade party. Papa the Bear is recovering from Bumper Car PTSD. We both make some wrongs right to give a more fair and balanced perspective of our past Anguilla recaps.
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You might have heard the Après Rumor that we've had a Night at Swingers, but we've actually just been hairy, sweaty bear missionaries. This week, Hunter is trying to save a Jonas Brother from the Whale. Papa the Bear is challenging Mary to a choir sing-off. We both think we're going to try Heather's Snow Diet. Check out another week of your drunk uncles recapping your favorite shows.
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The Nastiness and Rumors are true. We are not Well Healed coming back from vacation, but we're here, we're queer, and we're doing this podcast! This week, Hunter believes that conversations about threesomes equal healthy relationships. Papa the Bear thinks that Mary Cosby needs to host a Weakest Link reboot. We both think that we'd be pretty compatible friends with Erin and Abe. We'll do whatever you want to get you to listen to this week's #RHONY and #RHOSLC recap...as long as you have an agreement.
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We had the great pleasure of chatting with "Abe the Babe" Lichy, Erin's husband, from The Real Housewives of New York. Abe is a hidden gem on the show with a wide variety of skills and interests. In addition to taking Abe's Bravo podcast virginity, we also find out who he is inviting into his bedroom. The music takes us over with the Lichy Nuts and Abe's DJing skills. We all want to take an Ultimate Guys' Trip together. Chatting with Abe was one of the easiest conversations we've ever had, and we are thrilled to know more about the man behind the Housewife.
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Don't Be A Drag; hang out with the Housebears as we solve the Case of the Missing Phone. This week, Hunter explores his embarrassment kink. Papa the Bear is experiencing a Nightmare on Groundhog Day. We both have been ruined by @drunkdrawn on Instagram. We're back from vacation and ready to fill your week with more Housebears than you ever knew you needed.
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The Housebears are back on the road this week, so that means you get this week's #RHOSLC and #RHONY recap early. That also means No Tricks and All Trust for another raw and unedited episode. This week, Hunter's 23 and Me test reveals that he is the lycan spawn of Ubah and Brynn. Papa the Bear crowns the true Lucy and Ethel. We're both feeling Naughty-ical by Nature knowing that what we say won't be edited out.
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We're back in the Hot Closet, but we'd rather be crashing a Housewives Vacation in Palm Springs or Anguilla. This week, Hunter is in a hairy situation at the dinner table with Ubah. Papa the Bear relates to Monica's shopping needs. We both think we should be on Meredith and Seth's Hanging by a Thread Podcast. There's Nothing Vanilla about our RHOSLC and RHONY recaps.
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We're having a difficult time keeping it Business Classy because we're so excited about the RHOSLC season 4 premiere! This week, Hunter wants to spend Christmas in Rockefeller Center. Papa the Bear finally finds out if Lisa Barlow has cooked eggs since last season. We're both hungry for sushi nachos. Once again we are away from the Hot Closet, but we couldn't miss this most important week. Our excitement level is so high that we're like Cocaine Bears with some Fresh Powder and a Fresh Start.
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If you Wreath What You Sow, then we must be sowing good times with a lot of laughs. This week, Hunter is Brynn, but has also joined Team Jessel. Papa the Bear appreciates that Erin is doing her job. We're both still waiting on our Jenna Lyons gift basket. We're not in the Hot Closet this week, so this #RHONY recap is raw and uncut.
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We are absolutely Not Sorry for getting emotional during the Grand Finale of Crappie Lake. This week, Hunter faces his biggest fear: becoming Jessel. Papa the Bear wants to attend a school that has both international campuses and celebrity students. We both think that Craig from Benton has had a bigger arc than most Housewives. Don't miss this week's #RHONY and #CrappieLake recaps by Reality Television Superstars, The Real Housebears.
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You don't have to worry about us being Fashionably Absent this week. It's Christmas in July in the Hot Closet, where the heat and humidity match Benton, Illinois. This week, Hunter shows off what a chess expert he is. Papa the Bear explains why Jessel is not the new Ramona. We both still wonder how many Housewives it takes to screw in a lightbulb. Relax in the Luann Suite and let the Housebears do all of the heavy lifting.
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It's easy to have creative differences when you know that you're the most Brynnteresting person in the room. This week, Hunter wants more traditional food for Friendsgiving. Papa the Bear wants to know who told Brynn about the first six months of her life. We both are really enjoying getting to know the ladies of #RHONY. We practiced with Courtney Cox for a full 30 minutes. Don't miss it!
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We're Taking Care of Business with this week's recap of #RHONY and #CrappieLake. This week, Hunter is Feeling Jovani. Papa the Bear is giving his hall pass to David, the trainer. We both play Two Truths and One Lie. This week's episode is hotter than a fresh plate of Shakshouka.
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It's Christmas in July in the Hamptons for the ladies of #RHONY. This week, Hunter wonders if this season is going to be PartyFoodGate. Papa the Bear thinks that Jessel might be in the Friendzone. We both talk about which HouseHusbands we would hook up with if we met them at BravoCon. You don't have to love caviar to love our take on this week's episodes of The Real Housewives of New York and #CrappieLake
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Now that we had our soft opening, we're as ready to jump into the new season of #RHONY as Sonja is into jumping on Billy. This week, Hunter wants to spend some time in Jenna Lyons' closet. Papa the Bear wants Sonja and Luann to reconsider the name for Crappie Hour. We both wonder what cheese ever did to any of these ladies. Don't be weird; catch this week's RHONY and #CrappieLake recap from The Real Housebears.
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Despite the announcement of our Season 10 premiere in this week's episode, it is actually our Season 9 premiere. Bears can't do math. Thank goodness this is just our soft opening. This week, Hunter is certain that Benton, Illinois is a time warp to 2005. Papa the Bear is ready to film CSI: Benton. We're both excited about a new season, but we miss Frank Catania already. Join us this week as we recap where we've been, what we've missed, and our plan looking ahead to season 9…or 10
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If you've listened to The Real Housebears Podcast, then you know what huge fans of Frank Catania we are. You can only imagine our excitement when we got to interview the Legend himself. This week, Hunter commits to Frank being his number one Bravolebrity. Papa the Bear relates to being a man of a certain age. Frank tells us about his post-reunion meeting with Luis. Frank was even more enjoyable than we could have ever hoped. Take a listen and fall in love with Frank all over again.
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It's a super-sized episode, because we have more to say about the #RHONJ reunion episodes 2 and 3 than we have ever had for Housewives reunions. This week, Hunter explains why Luis must be shirtless. Papa the Bear is confused about the difference between a chair troll and a chair gremlin. We both want to get a house with Frank. We're both currently on different sides of the country, but we couldn't possibly miss the chance to chat Housewives.
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Does it feel so good to be Reunited? This week, Hunter supports the reasons why Teresa and Louie should stay on the show. Papa the Bear supports keeping the Gorgas. This reunion might not have been "fun," but our recap certainly is.
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Don't you dare bring up Joe Gorga when Teresa's Getting Married. This week, Hunter realizes he's the Frank in a relationship with his ex. Papa the Bear is warming up to Paul. We both want the Ambien Sisters to speak at our vow renewal. This week's episode will send you Sade, so tune in.
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This week's episode of #RHONJ should be renamed Red Faces of Fury. This week, Hunter is wearing Joe Gorga's clothes and walking on his knees to make Melissa Gorga feel safe. Papa the Bear wants to take Louie's blood pressure. We both have some BIG NEWS to share. Get your cocktail ready for this week's game "Sips with the Sociopath."
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We're back like a rat in the streets wearing a bridesmaid's dress and making a mess. This week, Hunter is extra worked up about Jennifer Aydin's privilege and Louie's narcissism. Papa the Bear has conflict between his Housewives Head and his Housewives Heart. We both discover that we are Stage 10 Co-Clingers. This episode is as well done as Brittany's steak...bon appetit!
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Sláinte will bring you good health. Catching cock will bring you good luck. The Real Housebears will bring you a healthy dose of both. This week, Hunter wants to play with Frank's vein. Papa the Bear is experiencing Vanderpump Rules trauma. We both come up with Rachel Fuda's tagline for next season. Are you going to get Melissa Gorga wine drunk or Jersey Husband high? Either way take a ride with us as we fly between New Jersey and Ireland.
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It's the return of The Real Housebears: RAW. No edits. No sound bites. No rats. This week, Hunter and Papa the Bear are returning home from Heather Gay's Bad Mormon Book event. The message was inspirational. The choir was powerful. The Vida Tequila was flowing. Over in Ireland with the ladies from New Jersey, Papa the Bear likes a Melissa Gorga / Jennifer Aydin duo. Hunter would never talk back to Dolores. We're both still gushing about the new girls.
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This week's episode of #RHONJ features an Italian Invasion of Ireland, and The Real Housebears recap features a Bearvasion of the Hot Closet. This week, Hunter gifts us with the name "Chair Gremlin" for the Aydins' therapist. Jen Fessler has Papa the Bear singing Soprano. We both think that Suzie and Emma are the Coca Cola to Ultimate Girls' Trip's Pepsi. Make sure to check out this week's episode to see where The Real Housebears might be near you.
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We are so glad to be back having Coffee Talk in the Hot Closet! This week, Hunter explains why Louie wants "it to rub the lotion on its skin." Papa the Bear is confused if the coffee is Turkish, the Coffee Reader is Turkish, or both. We both agree that the new ladies fit in nicely, but Jenn Fessler is our favorite newbie. Spending time away is tough; almost as difficult as it is for the Gorgas to line up the windows in their new home.
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If our Housewarming History Lessons have taught us anything, it's that who doesn't attend matters as much as who does. This week, Hunter thinks that it's time for Dolores to start breaking bed posts. Papa the Bear is happy that taglines are finally here. We both explain why Jennifer Fessler is our favorite of the new cast members. We don't need anyone to write down how to communicate how we feel about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
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We're just Boys Being Boys recapping #RHONJ in the Hot Closet. This week, Hunter wants to sit on the Easter Bunny's lap. Papa the Bear is grossed out by sexual cheese. We both think Olivia deserves a raise on her allowance just for being fabulous. Check in with us to make sure we're earning our keep. We're sure you'll want to give us a raise too.
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Who wants to talk about Family, Family, Family when you have sweaty thighs? In this week's recap of #RHONJ Hunter declares Teresa's wedding day as T-Day. Papa the Bear loves all Housewives, except for one. Neither of us think that making Mozzarella is all that sexy. Even though Frank is not in this week's episode, we still have plenty to talk about.
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A new season of #RHONJ means new taglines for the Housebears. This week, Hunter really, really, really wants to comfort Frank while he's feeling detached from Dolores. Papa the Bear thinks the cast needs more time between filming the reunion and starting the new season. We're both getting tongue tied on the names of the newbies. This premiere episode had New Friends with the Same Jersey, which means the Housebears are excited for some new sound bites with some classic Jersey gold.
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It's the end of season 3 of #RHOSLC and we're already looking forward to season 4. This week, Hunter gives whole new meaning to the term "Turtle Time." Papa the Bear wonders where Heather's producers are. We both know two bears that might be Seth's perfect replacement for Brett Favre. Join us for a light-hearted recap on a heavy-hearted season.
After a week off, we're finally getting out of our K-hole to recap this week's #RHOSLC Reunion: Part 1. This week, Hunter wonders which gays are talking to the ladies of Salt Lake City. Papa the Bear has Madonna Fever. We're both ready to stream Lisa's Christmas EP. We might already be looking ahead to the husbands coming next week, but stop and smell the Roses with us for part 1.
We're going to talk about the Trials and Tribulations in this week's season finale, but not the trials and tribulations that you thiiiiiink. This week, Hunter longs for a World According to Lisa Barlow. Papa the Bear is on his own healing journey with some season finale PTSD. We both are reflective on a life changing season. You think you know what was happening at Heather's Book Cover Reveal party, but you have no idea.
This week's #RHOSLC episode recap might be full of Unfashionable BEARhavior, but we "don't want to talk about it."
We're not telling you a White Lie when we say that we have solved the case of Who Gave Heather the Black Eye. This week, Hunter has one photo in his hands. This photo represents the woman who is still in the running to become America's Next Top Model. Papa the Bear is excited to become a shirt. We both agree with Heather that charcuterie is no longer cutting it. We're as confused as Angie K trying to understand an SEC filing, but we'll do our best to clear it all up for you this week.
IT'S OUR 100TH EPISODE!!! and what better way to celebrate than with the ladies of Live Love Lab? This week, we take a trip to the mothership, Beauty Lab + Laser, and have a Dreather Hardenwood reunion. We talk with Heather about the release of her book Bad Mormon. Dre catches us up to speed on the second Beauty Lab location. We also share our love for choir and our vision for the future. Enjoy our lovefest as we reminisce on our relationship from our first meeting all the way to filming The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City together.
You won't flip-flop on our non-toxic take on this week's High Stakes and Friendship Breaks. This week, Hunter is suspicious about how World Famous this Coastal Cuisine actually is. Papa the Bear is confident about Whitney's core strength. We both think Lisa has made analogies work in a Housewives world. This week's recap is meatier than a charcuterie board in Salt Lake City; you don't want to miss it.
Jen Shah isn't the only one throwing High Heels on the High Seas. This week, we have Hunter throwing high heels out of the Hot C. Papa the Bear brings it back to stuffed grape leaves. We have a huge announcement about our upcoming 100th episode. Hide your husbands and get out your Clorox Wipes; the Fun Police are here!
We had a Yacht of Fun recapping this week's episode of #RHOSLC despite the fact that we weren't in it. This week, Hunter is desperate to get off of the sprinter van. Papa the Bear is serving stuffed grape leaves. We both discover that we had very different 6th grade experiences. Make sure to listen to this week's episode; Santa is watching.
With no new #RHOSLC episode this week, we still found a way to talk Housewives. In this bonus episode, you'll hear our interview on @marteaniswitheddy. We talk even more behind the scenes tea of Salt Lake City. Hunter chats his RealityTV gateway drug. Papa the Bear shares how he feels about straight guys on non-Housewives shows. We have a great time getting to know our brother in Bravo; we're sure you'll have a great time listening!
You don't have to RSVP or even say "please" to join our behind-the-scenes recap of this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. This week, Hunter makes his big screen debut. Papa the Bear is sounding a little pitchy. We both think that Angie K deserves a little more credit. You never know what's going to happen with The Real Housebears when we record during the day. Tune in to find out.
We have the only behind the scenes look at the Chaos surrounding the #RHOSLC Choir auditions. This week, Hunter is having his best hair day ever. Papa the Bear chats with Amy Phillips. We're both still obsessing over Lisa Barlow's sister. Pick your audition song and warm up with the Real Housebears.
You don't need to create a Finsta to Fight your way to some real tea about this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City episode. This week, Hunter finds a new man on the show to crush on. Papa the Bear defines who hymn, hymn, and hymn are. We're both still taking a ride on the Jen Shah Express. Join us for the only true #RHOSLC recap with a real behind the scenes view.
We felt like we were On Thin Ice until we officially got our 2nd episode out this week. We didn't want to break our promise with a Bad Weather Betrayal. This week, Hunter's profile is Mask4Mask. Papa the Bear is still bringing up his birthday. We both want to have breakfast with Heather Gay. Grab your charcuterie and have a snack as we bite into episodes 4 and 5 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
It's a Halloween surprise with 1 out of 2 episodes this week! In this episode, we properly wrap up season 12 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with a Reunion Parts 2 & 3 recap. Hunter wonders if Lisa Rinna blocked us on social media. Papa the Bear is up in the club. Erika's not the only one looking for Good D...and by Good D, we mean Devoted Listeners.
Grab Courtside seats and help us solve the conundrum of all of the unanswered questions in Beverly Hills and Salt Lake City. When did Crystal lose her friends? What was "dark" about the conversation with Sutton? Why does Whitney think this is a good time to stir up more trouble? This week, we deem ourselves the GTW Podcast. Hunter reminds us that just because you think it, it doesn't make it true. Papa the Bear is still wondering if Lisa can cook an egg. There's also a surprise sound bite guest from seasons past. Join us as we judge reunion looks and judge Arizona drama.
We think that Kyle actually is her Sister's Keeper going into the season finale of Season 12 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week, we celebrate an excellent finale, plus we spill the Sereni-Tea on episode 2 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Hunter thinks that Lisa Rinna can really give Crystal a lesson on how to exaggerate. Papa the Bear defends Lisa Rinna's return for next season. We both think that we might need to pair Lisa Barlow with Hunter's sister. There are a lot of parallels between Beverly Hills and Salt Lake City, and we only have a few more weeks left to talk about it.
Due to some technical issues, our signature sound bites are not included in this episode. We have re-uploaded to remove the pauses where the sound bites were originally placed.
Salt Lake City is back, and it Marks the Spot for us! Silence might be Golden, but you can probably hear us exclaim our excitement from the rooftops. Get settled in for a double header with the Salt Lake City premiere and episode 20 of Beverly Hills. This week Hunter rocks our marriage and ruins relationships. Papa the Bear is anxious for Salt Lake City taglines. We're both down for a Sutton and Erika road trip. We might be Lisa apologists, but you'll be sorry if you miss this week's episode.
We Need to Talk about Kathy and talk about the lack of receipts in this week's episode. This week, Hunter fully commits to the 1920s. Papa the Bear is completely bored with another Roaring 20s themed party. We're both going to sign our names to your birthday card. Don't miss this week's episode; it's a short one, but so was the content in episode 19 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
In the Court of Public Opinion, it appears that we're all ready to say Rocky Mountain Bye to the wide split between the friend groups on RHOBH this season. This week, Papa the Bear is switching teams. Hunter is desperate for a cowboy hat. We're both exhausted running around in circles with this repeated argument of The Law vs Empathy. Maybe this week you might want to pour a glass of Kathy's tequila instead of your normal beverage while you listen to our episode 18 recap. No one wants a rage text.
Unlike The Girl with the Diamond Earrings, we would give away all of our riches just to get a 5 star rating and a nice little review. This week, a new listener comes through and becomes #HousebearsFamous. It was a big week in the Bravoverse, and Papa the Bear thinks that Diana has given more this week than she gave all season. Hunter is so excited to have another chance to use his favorite word. We both want to take a ride on Sheree's snowmobile. We might have different methods of taking notes on The Real Housewives, but we're on the same page when it comes to Bears, Bravo, and Bourbon.
You might need an Altitude Adjustment as we jump from Beverly Hills to Salt Lake City. This week, we are beyond excited for the release of the Season 3 trailer for The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and have some stories to tell about our recent Housewives sightings. Back in Beverly Hills, Hunter wants more emotion from Rinna and less mean girl action from Diana and Erika. Papa the Bear coins the name "Garsutton," and simply just doesn't know what to believe anymore about the comings and goings on Beverly Hills. Join us for another video episode as we try to figure it all out.
We're on fire like a Disco Inferno that was sparked by the smoldering look from Hunter's eyes on his romance novel cover. This week, Hunter wants Sutton to quit being so self-deprecating. Papa the Bear wants to be a Solid Gold Dancer. It's not just warm in the Hot Closet; we're also fuming because Kyle and Dorit are trying to steal our roller skating glory.
You know what they say: once you go video, you never go back. So we're back in the Hot Closet, back in video (on compatible platforms), and back to being a little Shameless and Ruthless. This week, Hunter identifies the Eighth World Wonder. Papa the Bear doesn't know who to trust. We're both experiencing some deja vu. This week gave us a lot of story that we identify with. Bring out the caviar, wear your black and gold, and chat Housewives with the Housebears.
It's our first video episode, so pour a glass and watch through Rosé Colored Glasses. This week, Hunter wakes up from his Headache Haze to talk about how much he truly dislikes Lisa Rinna in the last 5 minutes of the episode. Papa the Bear is in Washington, DC, but his heart is in Beverly Hills, far from Charleston, SC. Harry Hamlin might be a Renaissance Man, but Bears have been around for 20 million years. Compete with that, Harry Hamlin!
It might seem as if we are experiencing a Beverly Hills Blackout, but we're just super excited about another consecutive week of recapping The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week, Hunter puts his linguistic skills to the test. Papa the Bear is not a fan of toilet humor. We both wonder how long it's ok to wish people a happy holiday. Drink along for another fun filled episode, but please manage your meds.
You never know when a new Real Housebears episode will be released, but you can always count on the Weight of our Words when we're talking about The Real Housewives. This week Erika isn't the only one talking about poo. Hunter wants to wake up from his Kathy Hilton fever dream. Papa the Bear calls Hunter out for being a charity cynic. We both want to go on the baked potato diet... but without the caviar.
So You Say it's a Calamity that you haven't had a Real Housebears episode in two weeks? Well, we're back in the Hot Closet for our recap of episodes 9 and 10 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week Hunter continues his campaign for education. Papa the Bear puts his Masters degree to good use. We both love a Housewives movie trailer. We really enjoyed the holiday Love, but didn't quite appreciate Diana's Thunder.
Surprise! We're back a little earlier than normal. This week, Hunter wants to drop Dorit off at the Zoo. Papa the Bear retracts his joke about The Talk. We both wonder if Kathy Hilton gifted the Birkin cake. It Takes A Villain to treat someone like Diana treats Sutton, but it takes a hero to leave us a podcast review.
You might warrant a Misdemeanor for how little we have to say about episode 6, but it's a High Crime how carried away we get with episode 7. This week, Hunter has started the Teresa Guidice Pineapple Experiment. Papa the Bear wants to read Diana's picture book. It appears that we both get Ship-faced like day drunk Erika during the mid episode break. We're back in the Hot Closet, and it's making us delirious.
We're in Nashville, TN and couldn't get Crystal clear about our Conundrum of recording the Podcast, so we recorded it in our friends' living room. We didn't want to get into Hot Water with our listeners. We knew some very dangerous, dark, massive accusations would be headed our way. This week, Hunter is fired up about funding the educational system. Papa the Bear wants some ASMR Therapy. We both finally figure out what gaslighting means. Since we're not in the Hot Closet we sound like we're in a La Quinta Inn, but this so happens to be one of our favorite episodes. We had a BLAST recording this one!
There's Something About Sutton being a Receipt Offender. We're recovering from Pride weekend, and what better way to recover than to pick apart the season 12 taglines? This week, Hunter calls out a RHOBH husband's bitch boy moves. Papa the Bear thinks that Sutton's apologies are sincere, whereas Hunter isn't really buying it. Buy in to spending some time with us as we recap episodes 2 and 3 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
It's a New Jersey Reunion Wrap Up and the last time that you are going to hear Hunter chew his gum with his New Jersey imitations. This week we try to make Bitch Boy Moves happen. We lament the loss of Traci and Tiki. We also discuss which Disney characters we find the hottest. It might be the end of New Jersey, but we're not going to forget this season anytime soon.
We are back in the Hot Closet "Breaking In" the new season of Beverly Hills. This week, Hunter teaches Papa the Bear about Krav Maga. Papa the Bear reveals how Hunter deals with trauma. We're both a little tongue tied about Dorit's burglars. We might not have Tiffany blue invitations, but please join us as we break down the exciting season premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
The New Jersey ladies are having Showdowns in Smashville and on the reunion stage. This week, Hunter learns how much he doesn't know about New Jersey Housewives history. Papa the Bear can finally rest now that he knows that Dolores is. Both of our mouths are watering thinking of Hattie B's fried chicken. We might be a little spicy sometimes, but we promise our New Jersey recap will not burn going down.
It would be a Nightmare in NashVegas if we didn't get to recap all of the Lady Drama, so be rest assured we've got you covered. This week, Papa the Bear is concerned for Dolores' sleep habits. Hunter doesn't want to be the Carnie Wilson of the Lady Drama Country group. We're both ready to do shots out of Frank's cut off penis. We recorded this week's episode full of iced coffee in honor of the New Jersey cast. Pour a cup, take a listen, and wake up with the Housebears.
There is no crying at a party for horny Hungarians, or during podcasts about Housewives. This week, Hunter is terribly disappointed in the charity softball game locker room scene. Papa the Bear needs more Tiki Time on his TV. Neither of us are wearing our Teresa Guidice athletic gear. We're both incredibly moved by Jackie's story. We are switching to biweekly episodes during this season of New Jersey, but we promise all of the laughter and shade that we always deliver.
You can let go of that Aggravation and come out of the Forest of Fury, because we are all caught up! With our recap of episodes 7 and 8 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, you can stay up to date with us. This week, Hunter identifies Teresa's pride as the root of most of her problems. Papa the Bear thinks Antonia needs to find another hobby. We both think that Jackie doesn't know what she needs and what she doesn't. We're a little punch drunk from our weekend in Dallas, or maybe we're just still drunk. This week, we encourage you to play a little drinking game of your own.
It's a special Hunter Harden Birthday episode! We have a gift for you, our listeners, in the form of an explicit rating for this episode. This week, we both keep our promise that we made last week. Papa the Bear explains how Lisa Barlow won the Salt Lake City Reunion. Hunter is terrified of Luis. We're both sad to see another season of Salt Lake City come to an end. Celebrate Hunter's birthday with us as we celebrate the women of Salt Lake City and New Jersey.
This week there is a Showdown at the Jersey Shore and on the Salt Lake City Reunion stage. Papa the Bear gives a minor update on the community choir for Salt Lake City with Heather Gay and Dre Robinson (Dreather). Hunter wants to join a big, gay retreat. We both play the Couples Game featured on New Jersey this week. Find out way more than you want to know about us as we wrap up episode 2 of the RHOSLC reunion and episode 5 of RHONJ.
We gotta talk about that Shady Salt Lake City Reunion before we go Down the Shore with the cast of New Jersey. This week, Papa the Bear thinks that Meredith made a very smart move at the Reunion. Hunter tells the story of his gentle lover. As usual, we both lust after the men of New Jersey. We're making sure to find the time to get these episodes out during our busy schedule. We thank you for taking the time to listen!
This week we give you THE REAL HOUSEBEARS: RAW EDITION. These bears have been busy, but we couldn't let another week go by without an episode. So, this week you just get The Real Housebears without the sound bites (mostly). We both want to eat at Lisa's Vida Food Court. Hunter has no sympathy for Jennifer Aydin. Papa the Bear makes a big announcement. Listen this week as we find out why we can't all be friends at a Jersey kegger.
There is a Memorial Meltdown in the House of Hypocrisy this week! Hunter equates the ladies of Salt Lake City to a Renaissance painting. Papa the Bear is on both Team Margaret and Team Jennifer. We both vogue our way through the House of Bear Ball. Strike a pose with us as we cover all of the mayhem in Salt Lake City and New Jersey this week.
Trying to cover two cities at once feels like it's Cinco de Mayhem, but we would never give you Smoke, Mirrors, and Foggy Diamonds when discussing The Real Housewives. It's the season premiere of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, plus the ladies of Salt Lake City are still serving the drama like only they can. This week we find out that Hunter can predict the future. Papa the Bear is starting the new season of New Jersey with residual anxiety from Salt Lake City. We both discuss who we're most excited to see again with the return of New Jersey. Join us as we recap this week's episodes of RHOSLC and RHONJ.
You'll be sorry if you miss this week's recap of "Sorrys and Sleepovers." This week Hunter gets carried away with segues. Papa the Bear can't believe this is only the second episode of the Zion trip. Sutton from #RHOBH and Stassi from #PumpRules make sound bite cameos. We're ready for good times at Club Zion with the good time girls of Salt Lake City.
Don't expect any fraudulent behavior from this week's recap of "Who's Calling Who A Fraud?" This week, Hunter wants Justin to help clean his Chakra. Papa the Bear clears up the difference between being spiritual and being religious. We both wonder if Lisa Barlow was really a Hooters girl. The ladies gang up on Meredith Marks this week; join us for a front row seat.
Holy Mother of Zion! We got our episode out a little earlier this week. In this episode, Hunter believes that the Meredith vs Jen Shah conflict is much simpler than it appears. Papa the Bear thinks that Karlyn shouldn't be cooking all of her own meals. We're both shocked and disappointed that Mary didn't show up to the reunion. An episode of the Housebears is like a soak in the hot tub with your friends...fully clothed...in designer garments.
🎶 "That thing, that thing, that thi...ng"🎵 (for you Lauryn Hill fans) that we're talking about this week is The Miseducation of Mary Cosby. Hunter puts Papa the Bear to task about his defense of Mary in the last episode. Papa the Bear wonders where it all went wrong between Lisa and Mary. We are both chomping at the bit to talk about Meredith's lavender feather extravaganza. Stick with us to stay educated about all things happening with The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
You didn't think we'd let this whole week go by without a recap before Christmas, did you? What the Pho?!?! We hope your holidays are way more peaceful than this week's peace garden luncheon. Hunter's ready to buy Brooks' new blazer. Papa the Bear is only thinking about crispy chicken skins. We both need Whitney to help make Christmas dinner, because she can always stir it up! No matter what you celebrate this season, Happy Holidays from the Housebears! We'll see you next year.
We might be a day late with our episode this week, but we are not Fair Weather Friends. We're here with you for every episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City until the end. This week Hunter gives Mary's tagline the Christmas treatment. Papa the Bear is ready to take a sip of some "Whiskney." We even had Popeye's for dinner in honor of Sharrieff. We might spend yet another week trying to figure out that confusing phone call that Jen received on the van before the trip to Vail, but we are not confused about Lisa Barlow's driving skills, apparently with all modes of transportation.
We are a House Divided on whether Hunter's transitions are working or not, but we are united on our feelings about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. This week Hunter is seeing the cracks in Lisa's plans and actions. Papa the Bear has some advice for one of the other Real Housewives cities. We both think there's something about Mary, and it's not good. We tend to over-pack like Meredith; unpack this week's episode with us.
Meredith is finally out of the tub, and the ladies are dishing about Old Testaments and New Revelations. Catch up with us as we tell the tale of the Mysterious Forest book signing with Jennie Nguyen, her daughter Karlyn, Heather Gay, Lisa Barlow, and Lisa sister. This week, Hunter is ready to come to figurative blows with Mary. Papa the Bear chooses any option that could end with petting a dog. We're both ready to get out our raclette and get to cooking! It's cold in Vail, but it's steamy in the Hot Closet.
The Highway to Vail gave us one of the best episodes in Housewives history, and we couldn't miss our chance to talk about it. Hunter is ready to team up with Whitney for CSI:SLC. Papa the Bear is back on wig patrol. We both figure out why Meredith can't get out of the tub. With 2 podcasts in one week this one is coming out a little bit later, but as Seth would say, "Better late than ugly."
Happy Anniversary to us! One year ago, while on our honeymoon in Mexico, we decided to launch a podcast about The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. A year later, and more Housewives cities later, we have a lot to celebrate! We're so happy to have Jennie from RHOSLC here in our own home to celebrate with us! We talk about Jennie's wonderful children, conflict with Mary, the van trip to Vail, and her incredible story of deep trials and high successes in life.
We have finished our carpool and are all caught up on Episode 9 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. As a dialect expert, Hunter has plenty to say about Mary's Italian accent. Papa the Bear gives a thumbs down to the episode title. We both mourn the friendship of Jen Shah and Stuart. On the other hand, we can't contain our excitement about a super sized episode of our favorite show on television.
An epic RHOBH season 11 deserves an epic four part reunion. We break down the fashion, the drama, and the Erika Jayne of it all. Papa the Bear worries about Dorit's future on the show. Hunter is distracted by a dead appendage. We reveal the consequences for making Kathy Hilton cry. Next season is already filming. We might be recapping season 12 before you know it.
Our investigative journalism reveals the Wolf Pack of Secrets in this week's episode. By investigate journalism, that means we read headlines. This week Hunter finds Mary even more sus than usual. Papa the Bear is impressed by Jack Barlow. We reveal the fate of one of Heather Gay's sex gifts. This episode might be out a day later and a few minutes shorter, but it's packed full of our usual behind the scenes anecdotes and laughter.
It's a Slippery Slope when you're talking about Sex, Lies, and Sister Wives. We're back in the Hot Closet to catch up on two episodes of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. This week we find out that Hunter and Heather Gay have the same crush. Papa the Bear has plenty to say about Lisa's involvement in Cater-gate. We both agree that Mary is really not interested in filming with the other ladies...or her husband. Join us for more behind-the-scenes info and in-your-face laughter now that the Housebears are back from vacation.
Hold my drink. Bravo just gave us an episode name with a cocktail and the word "bear" in it. We're in! This week Papa the Bear professes his love for Heather Gay after their magical date night with Amy Grant. Hunter is ordering the Business Women's Special with Jennie. We both want to be part of Guys' Night Out. It's cold in Salt Lake City, but we're on fire!
Ooops! Looks like there was some technical difficulties and last week's RHOSLC was uploaded. All fixed now! Let go of your Old Grudges while the Housebears recap Crystal's Chinese New Year Finale. This week, our little boy has grown up. We find out that Hunter has arrived at true Bravoholic status and is listening to Radio Andy on his way to work. #justiceforhelvetica Papa the Bear is feeling a little bit extra shady. We both want to live on the Kathy Hilton/Jesus planet. We're celebrating the finale of an incredible season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Come celebrate with us!
You don't have to worry about "Friendship Roulette" when you're hanging out with your favorite Bears. This week, Hunter wishes that he was doing sideline commentary with Heather Gay and Whitney Rose. Papa the Bear thinks the ladies of SLC have never looked better. We both are trying to get our hands on some of Jen Shah's jewelry. There's no gambling with this episode; you're guaranteed a good time!
Another two episode week, catching up on "Del Mar by the Shade" and "Over Poured and Over Board," episodes 18 and 19 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Hunter gets so excited this week that he deletes his notes on episode 18 while recording the podcast. Papa the Bear explains why Kyle Richards will be the last standing Housewife of Beverly Hills. We both play Never Have I Ever with the ladies, and it turns out that there isn't much we haven't done. Come play along this week as we ramp up for next week's season finale!
We went "Fishing for the Truth" at Beauty Lab and Laser, and found it with the Star of Episode 3, Dre Robinson! This week, the role of Hunter Harden is played by Meredith Marks. Papa the Bear loses his virginity at Beauty Lab and Laser. We both want to do Saturday science projects with Karlyn. After weeks of begging for ratings and reviews, we introduce a new challenge with the Live Love Lab Podcast. It's another week of hysterical behind-the-scenes anecdotes and recaps of our favorite show on television.
We have no Icy Apologies for crowning Whitney's confessional the best Housewife confessional of all time. This week, Hunter dissects why Mary should really be concerned about children having too much access. Papa the Bear is still entertained by the season 2 taglines. We're both drinking the Jen Shah juice. We have more behind the scenes secrets, and some secrets that are yet to be revealed. Listen to this week's episode to find out more!
We promised you that there would be 2 episodes this week and we threaten you to have a good time listening. This week's podcast is a Tale of Two Beverly Hills episodes. Hunter offers his services to Dorit to help her with the French language and her British accent. Papa the Bear supports the public opinion of Garcelle, Sutton, and Kathy's contribution to this season. We both want a private shopping event with Sutton. You might not be able to believe any of Erika's stories these days, but do believe that you'll have a laugh hearing us talk about them.
SALT LAKE CITY IS BACK and these Bears couldn't be more excited! This week we recap the season premiere of season 2 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and we also recap watching at the Beauty Lab & Laser watch party with Heather Gay and Jen Shah. #BravoatBeautyLab Join us for some behind the scenes details that you will only hear on our podcast. Even though this is a new season, some things never change. Papa the Bear is still swooning over Meredith. Hunter is still annoyed by Brooks. Mary is wearing everything in her closet. Whitney is still stirring the pot, but gives us comedy gold with her cake toss.
This is the first of two full episodes this week, as we will cover episodes 16 & 17 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills later this week.
We normally try to find a creative way to incorporate the names of the episodes in our recap description, but this week we're just going to call this "Jurassic Rinna." Papa the Bear crowns Crystal with the Most Beautiful award with her gorgeous dress and styling at the Rinna Beauty party. Hunter reminds us of his roots in France and how Patrick is doing it all wrong. We both spend a minute reminiscing about the good ol' days of Munchausen's syndrome. You don't have to give away your first born to enjoy this week's recap of episodes 14 and 15 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
We're so glad to be back in the Hot Closet to chat about two amazing episodes of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! RHOBH is back and as good as it has ever been. We're sure you'll feel the same way about this episode. Hunter puts Lisa Rinna back on his bad list. Papa the Bear is thrilled that Dorit is getting more screen time. We both want to share a shrimp dinner with Kathy. There's no Circle of Distrust with us. Seasons Grillings!
The trailer is here! The trailer is here! We've been waiting so long, and finally the season 2 trailer of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has arrived. It sure is chilly up in here. We break down what we see in the trailer and what we know about the behind-the-scenes. It was really exciting to have personal memories of the things we were seeing on our television and are excited to share those memories with you! We'll be back next week with a full recap of RHOBH episodes 12 and 13.
Did the "Ice Queen of the Desert" give away too much this week? Is she doing Tom's P.R.? Those are some of the questions that we're asking about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Hunter is also asking about Confucius and how high he is on a pot. Papa the Bear thinks that croquet for Housewives is stupid. We're both grateful for Kathy's levity during such an intense season. Enjoy some more levity on us when you listen to this week's episode of The Real Housebears.
This week Beverly Hills has "Affairs and Accidents." We just have accidents. We're still on Team Erika Jayne, but Papa the Bear is starting to get a little suspicious. We talk about Hunter's voyeurism and that fact that he is not thrilled with his edit on the podcast. Papa the Bear is the tongue tied co-host this week while Hunter leads the charge in the second half. There are lots of reasons to laugh at Kathy, and we hope that there are plenty of reasons to laugh along with us.
We're back this week to give you "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Leather Pants" about "The Pretty Meltdown." This week we recap both episodes 8 and 9 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Before we do, we both throw some love at our local Salt Lake City Housewife, Heather Gay. In Beverly Hills, Hunter (once again) warns Garcelle of the dangers of men who are hung like horses. Papa the Bear is craving some Dorit meat. We both wonder what else is inside Kathy Hilton's bag. Maybe that's where Hunter's traditional cocktail is this week.
Happy Independence Day! We are celebrating with a special bonus episode of our interview with Whitney and Justin Rose of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We had the wonderful opportunity to meet with Whitney and Justin at their home to have a great chat about relationships, careers, and Housewives of course. Learn which Housewives Whitney would be stranded with on an island. We pressure Justin for his Housewives tagline. Check out our social media to see The Housebears rocking our Whitney Rose tagline t-shirts and behind the scenes clips of our visit to their home.
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This might be a bit of a filler episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but we have nothing but great things to say about it...mostly. Hunter does his best Kathy Hilton impression. We both have lots of love for Sutton. Papa the Bear shares his fantastic night at RHOSLC's Whitney Rose's Pop-Up Shop event. After a heavy episode or two, we enjoyed the levity of this week's "Defining Women."
We're a day late, but our recap of "The Liberation of Erika" is worth the wait! This week in the news has been all about Erika. This week in Housewives, Papa the Bear appreciates Garcelle for her gifts. Siding with Garcelle, Hunter doesn't appreciate Papa the Bear for one of his gifts. Learn Hunter's opinion of weekend D and hear Papa the Bear get more embarrassed than he's probably ever been.
The ladies don't seem all that divided in the "Divided States of Erika." Our tease from last week about Housewives-related news is finally revealed!!! Everyone was worried about who won the election, but we were just worried about "Who wore it better?" Hunter is plane full of puns. Papa the Bear gives Sutton some fashion love. We promise to deliver way more than this week's episode did about Erika's impending divorce and lawsuit.
Some ladies were "overexposed," but we certainly did not get enough of Dorit or Kathy Hilton this week. Papa the Bear gives us a bird lesson; gulls to be exact. Hunter is curious about what's hiding beneath Erika Jayne's sunglasses. We both wonder when Garcelle will start having fun. Beverly Hills is starting off with a great season, and we're having a blast making each other laugh through each episode.
We could barely contain our excitement for this week's PRIDEcast! "Sutton's Gotta Give" us a break from her antics. We love Kathy Hilton even more than the week before. Hunter says something nice about Lisa Rinna. We finally talk taglines, and Papa the Bear isn't pleased. We hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording. Happy Pride!
It's the season premiere! Welcome to Season 3 of The Real Housebears covering Season 11 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week we recap both the premiere episode, Dressed to the 90210s, and episode 2, Two Truths and a Lie. We also can't start Beverly Hills before we wrap up the New Jersey reunion. There's a lot to talk about this week! Enjoy another super sized episode to celebrate the Diamonds of Beverly Hills!
This House of Horrors snuck up on us! Can you believe it's already the RHONJ finale? Luis is finally revealed. Hunter talks chicken arms. Papa the Bear discovers the mystery of why David isn't ever on the show. As with the Housewives that we cover, that means that it's our season finale too! This week we share the next stage of Summer Lovin with the Housebears.
Happy Mothers' Day! Unfortunately we didn't get to meet "Teresa's Mystery Man" this week, but there was plenty of talk about him. Hunter shares his pineapple conspiracy theory. Papa the Bear is not so much into the fashion this week. We share a new furniture storyline with Jennifer Aydin. Join us back in the Hot Closet for another fun episode!
We're back in the Hot Closet! We make up for lost time and cover 2 episodes of RHONJ this week. The drama is pretty small in New Jersey, but emotions are big. Papa the Bear weighs in on Teresa's attendance at the Turkish Tea Party. Hunter wants to see the butt kissing video up close. We both feel the cringe of Joe's "Broken Woman" speech. We hope to not miss any more episodes, unless our dream book writing deals land us on a yacht.
We never imaged that this season would be all about Teresa's "Pineapple Puss." In our recap of what seems like Bravo After Dark's Housewives of New Jersey, Papa the Bear figures out Teresa and Jackie's dirty little secret. Hunter secures his friendship with Frank, by not talking about him as much. Take a ride on our Tilt-O-Wirl at the carnival that is The Real Housebears Podcast.
In honor of Nono's "Memorial Mayhem" there's real mayhem in the Hot Closet this week. Hunter's wildest fantasies are realized when he started a real relationship with Frank. Papa the Bear makes a plan for the afterlife. We both simultaneously crack the code on Teresa's tagline. It's all pineapple and lemon from here!
"Old Feuds Never Die," just like Hunter's love for Frank. This week we address the recent Housewives news in Salt Lake City. In New Jersey, Papa the Bear is offended by the cheese abuse. We both are scarred from the image of Melissa getting in Teresa's face. Did we mention how much Hunter loves Frank? This is another week of us cracking each other up. Come have a laugh with us!
We're BAAAACK!!! We've been gone celebrating Hunter's birthday and collecting Housewives fur. This week we're making up for lost time! We have two New Jersey episodes to cover while we still try to have enough time for Hunter to share his undying lust for Frank. Papa the Bear sheds light on what it means to be a female Gorga by blood. We missed you while we were gone. We hope this episode makes up for it.
There will not be a new episode of The Real Housebears Podcast this week. We will return next week and recap both episodes 5 and 6 of Season 11 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. In the meantime, check out our fun interview with The Real Housewives of Reality podcast. This was previously posted by The Real Housewives of Reality podcast last month. If you missed it there, enjoy it here.
What was "Redone and Rewound" this week was the storyline for season 11 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but we are absolutely ok with that! Hunter would most prefer that this episode was about his birthday (coming up this week, in case you didn't hear). Papa the Bear admires Teresa's backside. We both toast to Jackie's toasts. We can think of tens of thousands of reasons to listen to this weeks episode of The Real Housebears.
The Real Housebears are "Guys Gone Wild" recapping this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Hunter and Papa the Bear evaluate this season's taglines. We find out in this episode that we've all been punk'd for the past few months by those pesky Bravo editors. Teresa delivers one of Papa the Bear's favorite Teresa moments. You know Hunter loves any episode that gives us New Jersey husband time. Come have a laugh with us as we get a laugh at the ladies of New Jersey!
Saying goodbye to the inaugural season of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City deserves a super-sized episode. This week we wrap up the incredible first season of RHOSLC. We're not saying "goodbye"; we're saying "see you soon"! We also discuss our dream All-Star Housewives casts, and follow the ladies of The Real Housewives of New Jersey to Lake George. Tune in as we talk about who's getting "licked up and down" this week.
It's the Season 11 premiere of The Real Housewives of New Jersey and the Season 2 premiere of The Real Housebears Podcast! We're still covering The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion while diving into the institution that is The Real Housewives of New Jersey.Hunter discovers the path from Teresa Guidice to Jen Shah. Papa the Bear feels conflicted about the fate of several of the women. Who do you think is the winner of this week's episode? Hello! Welcome to Season 2 of The Real Housebears....Podcast!
You might have heard the Real Housebears on the Beauty Lab + Laser podcast Live Love Lab with Dre and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City's Heather Gay. Well, you haven't heard The Housebears Cut. Listen to additional footage including Papa the Bear and Heather Gay reenacting the entire script and score of Grease 2 while Dre and Hunter hold each other and laugh. Hunter discusses his favorite Housewives husbands. It's an overall good time with four "goodtime girls."
Cure your Valentine's Day hangover with The Real Housebears of Salt Lake City finale! This is our final episode before moving to a new city, but there is still plenty to say about the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion. Mary M Cosby wakes up, but there's no way she can keep up with Lisa Barlow. Heather Gay gives some of the best lines of the season. There are also plenty of opportunities to talk about balls. What more do you need in an episode? Just when you think it's time to say goodbye, your story is just beginning.
This was a super sized finale, so we're giving you a super sized episode of The Real Housebears of Salt Lake City. This week we found that there are no "Chilly Receptions" at Beauty Lab + Laser, but it's actually a place where dreams come true. You're not going to believe what a wild week this has been! Join us as we wrap up what we think has been one of the greatest first seasons of any Housewives franchise. Mary and Papa the Bear are rival choir directors, while Hunter and Meredith are a masked duo. Our search for Vida is over, as we're too busy following Jen on her apology tour. We're not ready to say goodbye to this season, so we're going to say hello to the 3 part reunion!
Better late than never! Trust us when we say that it has been killing us to talk about these "Sinners in the City"! This week we talk about why episode 12 is up there in the Pantheon of greatest Housewives episodes of all time. We try to get to the bottom of Jen Shah's anger. Hunter experiences a fashion moment. We also share a big announcement about the future of the Housebears! Go BALListic with us for another wild recap!
Surprise! Your bears came early this week! We're really embracing this week's episode title "All Bets Are Off." This is our favorite episode to date! Not only because of what the ladies of The Great Salt Lake are bringing us, but also because we had the most fun being together and talking about this week's episode. Find out which celebrity BFF's remind Papa the Bear of Heather Gay and Sharrieff Shah. Why is the Salt Lake City airport so significant? Hunter breaks the code on Jen Shah's tagline.
Who would you say is "In Hot Water" this week? Hunter gives insight to what Jen Shah is going through with his own personal experience. Papa the Bear shares his hot springs trauma. We finally reveal the exciting news that we've been teasing for the past few weeks. Join us this week for neglected lips, menacing tumbleweeds, and a whole lot more!
This week is called "Hip Hop and Heartbreak", but we're not heartbroken at all about this week's wild episode! Hunter finds common ground with Brooks. Whitney gives Papa the Bear the Housewives gift he's always wanted. We also decide on the official drinking rules of the show. Tune in this week as we discuss dance moves, penguin armies, and so much more!
Our "Hot Tub Confession" is that we really miss Mary this week. Find out of which boss Lisa reminds us, and how she has impacted our lives in a positive way. Jen seems a bit less bossy when Coach Shah is around. We are both moved by Meredith and Seth's reconciliation, but aren't buying Whitney's dad's plea to leave Sober Living. Heather Gay once again proves why she is our spirit animal. Join us this week as we offer our commentary, discuss snowmobiling fashion, and look forward to a bright new year.
There might be a "Fashion Faux Pax" moment or two in this episode, but there are also plenty of fun times and memorable scenes. Hunter gets one final word (hopefully) on Brooks. Papa the Bear has no negative words about Mary's wig (for once). We get Park City Fashion Week, Goals, Stripper Poles, Chewbacca, and Meatballs! We really cracked each other up this week. Laugh with us!
"Sundance City" was a bit different, so we have a lot to talk about! Mary dances up to Jen to end the drama. Heather gets a hot hookup. We get more time with Stuart. Lisa is the Queen of Sundance. Hunter still doesn't know which one is Lisa and which one is Meredith. There's even a Vanderpump Rules crossover. We had a lot of fun watching and even more fun talking about this week's episode.
We get to finish talking about the "Ladies Who Lunch" at the Met Gala Cocktail Luncheon in episode 5 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Find out this week how Hunter finally fell in love with Lisa. We also discuss how we feel about Meredith falling out of love with Seth. Papa the Bear loves Whitney's dedication to her dad, but loves her brand of shade even more. Join us as we discuss these storylines and more on The Real Housebears of Salt Lake City Podcast!
We have "Roaring Emotions" about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City! Why is Jen acting so strongly towards Meredith and Mary, "who f***ed her grandfather"? How can the Met Gala happen at noon in Salt Lake City? How can we get our hands on lollipop chicken drumsticks? Join us as we answer these questions and more on The Real Housebears of Salt Lake City podcast!
We're back home in Salt Lake City! We agree with Heather Gay that "Everybody Needs A Switzerland," but what we're really focused on is that There's Something About Mary. We have a lot of opinions about Mary (and her wig). Hunter needs to get something off his chest; that something is Brooks. Papa the Bear is trying to turn a new leaf. Join us as we recap and share our thoughts on our favorite ladies of Salt Lake City!
"A Snow Mountain of Trouble" and a snow mountain to unpack! It's our last week in Cabo for our honeymoon, but the ladies from Salt Lake City make us feel like we're home. We recap skiing, tequila, and more drama from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, episode 2.
Welcome to our first episode! We were so excited when the Housewives came to our home town that we just had to talk about it! Need to catch up before episode 2? Listen as we recap the first episode of Season 1.