Captain Quincy and Crypto Dennis: Recent Episodes
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HODL with Captain Quincy and Crypto Dennis his Robotic Kung Fu Chicken, as they teach you to bag a 100X-er and take a dump on De-Fi
Captain Quincy here and Crypto Dennis conquer foreign METAVERSE LANDS in an attempt to make a cool $1 Million dollars…
More than 2.7 billion gamers, scarce digital items, tokenized assets, power-ups, and in-game currencies with Gamers and Investors earning filthy lucre.
NFTs and GameFi markets, 2 hairy arse bikers drive-by shootings, celebrating everything from NFT collectibles to music, artworks to virtual land, giving Dennis wood.
Oh Good God, your majesty, Captain Quincy, King of Crypto, and Dennis the demented robotic chicken back for yet another episode of ‘Hodl your 100X-er.’
We are here today to tell you about our new series of podcast snippets, NOT FINANCIAL ADVISE from Layer 2 'naval stocking' roll-ups to Metaverse play as you shoot, maim, contract killing, drug deal, and troll newbies in the name of Virtual Reality
What do you want? No, I will not re-attach that, and don’t you dare sulk… damn chicken is stuck in the splits position, and on the crate, writhing on it like that in rhythmical ecstasy. You keep doing that and you will get us censored!
So what can you expect to learn, to gain, to swell your digital money Defi wallets with 45% APY interest and an unsavory relationship with a yield farming, a crypto miner from Huddersfield who guts fish at the weekend, whilst the art of toying with your Nano Ledger S with double-digit finger dexterity enough to perplex a juggling circus freak … Is that acceptable language? Oh, I don’t know… seems I’m quite capable of getting us banned on my own!
Time for an announcement to broadside… where’s my home organ… I feel an uncle Nicky moment coming on. When you are as handsome and brave as I
Oh Good God, your majesty, Captain Quincy, King of Crypto, and Dennis the demented robotic chicken back for another episode of ‘Dump on your Defi.’
Did you know, and I’m not being paid… much that a Crypto Exchange in Eastern Europe is paying you 45% APY… which we all know stands for Acceptable Person Yield Bribery compounded monthly by Dennis here my demented robotic Kung fu chicken sidekick… do you mind those spring-loaded extendable legs are dangerous… who has cooked the books… I mean paid you out your interest.
This is extremely important for your future if you want to buy a car (I’d rather have a frigate) a home (I’d rather have a bunker) and all sorts of new tech nonsense to impress your loved ones so that can join the trolled masses, photo your bling, pose your pouch with a Churchill V for Victory finger gesture, and let the burglars know what you have and when you are out.
Defi ladies and gentle spoons are how to become unbanked, borrow the arse out of the economy, set sail in the opposite direction of the Federal Reserve, and swear blind you’ve paid all your taxes?
Talking of which, what are you doing on that tax return… oh you’re not!
Oh Good God, your majesty, Captain Quincy, King of Crypto, and Dennis the demented robotic chicken with one of my favorite episodes… It’s a Coin Feature where we get to vote on the project.
Is it a ‘to the moon’ … or is it a pump and dump?
Dennis… bring out the first prisoner… it’s called Chiliz. Chiliz (CHZ) is an Ethereum token that powers Socios.com, a platform that lets users trade tokens to show their support for professional sports teams like Barcelona (been there, terrible bus service) Paris St Germain (been there too, very hirsute prostitutes male or female), and Inter Milan (love the architecture but less so the Mafia hit squads).
The question is should you invest? Dennis will be answering that one as the lovelies at the Financial Conduct Authority will regulate me because I do not give financial advice, but a robotic chicken can give an opinion whilst I translate.
Whisper… Messi, European Cup, Middle East interest, lining the pockets of the Football… I can’t say that with a Market Cap of $2 billion oh that’s a lot… oh we don’t want that, we want a low market cap for growth and 5.9B token In issue based in Malta, ahh a notorious offshore tax haven… This lot must be rolling in filthy lucre.
Oh and there we have it, your majesty… some guy called Lionel wants you to wear his market cap whilst touring the major cities of Europe so you can own a bit of his kicking his balls around the park assets for your long-term Hodl and paid for social posts. What’s the score Dennis Law? Klaxon
What? Do you want a chicken football scarf in team colors? That racist, or fan-ist, and now an amount of hissy fit strutting, leg kicking robotic tantrum is not going to get you your own ERC20 or BEP20 Token.
Actually, that’s a good idea, I like that. The CHICK Token. We may have to copyright that. No, you can’t have your own governance token and a mobile wallet added to your tail feathers that give you wood. Come here you little…