Prank Call Nation: Recent Episodes
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It’s a Christmas miracle, the 2015 Christmas Eve special with Carlito, Brad, Milkman, Mistress Morgan, Dwight, and more has finally been released! The opening song is by Dom The Bomb. Carlito calls the Norad Santa Tracker line a bunch of times, everyone is extremely racist for a full 30 minutes, there’s a lot of fantasy […]
It’s a July 4th celebration, complete with fireworks throughout the show. Dwight cohosts and they’re occasionally joined by Dom the Bomb. Carlito calls firework stands, Dwight puts fireworks in his microwave, they talk about the upcoming Chicago prank call meetup venue, Carlito turns into a real asshole when he finds a walkie talkie in public, […]
Here’s a Carlito show from June of 2019. In this episode, Wasted Memory calls in and talks about banging shopping carts together, Dom The Bomb calls in and sticks around until the end, Carlito does a telephone drop test, Dwight reports in from the bathroom, a Breastaurant is called, Carlito tells hotels about his large […]
In today’s show, Carlito tries to find clean pee for his drug test, he drinks some hand sanitizer, Dom The Bomb calls in, T Falcon wants to know the origin of asshole, it’s baylo again, RBCP calls about the TV, David King is defriending everyone, Carlito attempts to blow up some Diet Coke at people. […]
In this show, Carlito calls complainers, Legend chats about the weather, Dirty Aaron calls in to talk about falafels, JagTV is stroking it, Carlito gets in a few car accidents, a caller is worried that the prank call meetup is a joke, you can now find Madhouse Live on Spotify, Dwight and Carlito go to […]
Happy Anniversary to NEON brought to you by NEON and all for NEON! Thank you to all my supporters for the 6 years of NEON calls. Support those who support you through the pick-ups and hang-ups. We have lots of pick-up/hang-ups. NEON talks to a guy about dinner and being friends. More wellness checks to […]
Happy 4th of July!! NEON calls from the inside of the phone and asks to spray paint an American flag on people’s houses and cars for patriotism. We call from the Office of Cancel Culture to know how American people are in the morning. NEON calls from the HOA again to let folks know their […]
NEON calls a rude lady with an attitude and then calls her back to make her mad. A guy talks about clothes on the next call. Time for NOONOO UK Wankers: We talk to Jawa from the Star Wars Corporation and a hug. A guy doesn’t understand what Big Foot is or accept a date […]
No one picks up for NEON for this 9-minute show. NEON asks people why they keep calling. A mean lady denies calling. NEON calls the Kremlin but the answering service doesn’t seem to understand. Next, NEON calls the White House but NEON thinks it’s just Cheech’s cell phone number. Thanks to Cheech, my White House […]
In this episode, Buffalo Bill liked big girls, Matt and Zax are back, Carlito got a new phone, wireless charging is slow as fuck, oh crud Carlito just said he’s going to edit all of this out of the podcast and I didn’t edit any of it out. I’m sorry, though, I like when he […]
No one wants NEON’s help with wellness checks. NEON looks for toilet paper from more mush-mouths. A NOONOO UK guy gets creepy and goes on forever when we ask for more toilet paper, Chinese food, and give him personal info. NEON is THE QUEEN and accuses the same guy of wanting my panties. NEON talks […]
NEON calls a guy from the grocery store about random stuff. Next we talk to a real SOB about the wrong number and then to people that won’t stop calling NEON. We call the Nintendo guy back and let him talk some more. NEON asks a guy to make her something to eat. A lady […]
NEON tests equipment and music levels and makes calls. We talk to a guy that won’t talk to NEON, a sleepy person that moans then brings out the means. We ask about ghosts and haunted houses with a guy cleaning out his bedroom who alludes to a happy dog ghost dog. NEON calls mush-mouthed trashy […]
This is our episode from May 24h, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! […]
This is our episode from May 18th, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! […]
This is our episode from April 27th, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call […]
Carlito is looking for a new bed that won’t squeak while he’s porking his wife. Calling the hotel front desks and asking for ashtrays for our 420 marijuana smoking parties. Reporting the Matt Hillock Drug House. Carlito needs to pee in the pool but they are all closed. Offending Zappo’s customer service. An Indian […]
Stop & Shop employees are on strike, Carlito is getting into confrontations with them. Calling hotels drilling holes in the wall, shitting in the toilet and smoking with Dwight McClanahan. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) […]
The kid at Panera Bread has some interesting medical advice. Carlito makes the girl at Waffle House lose her composure. Indian guy tells Carlito to hold his tongue when talking to him. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a […]
Stealing shoes from Walmart. China is dirty. Carlito and Homer walk out of PetSmart without paying for his beef pizzle. A guy doesn’t appreciate Carlito calling his wife “Honey Labia”. Engineering is being sent to the hotel room regarding sheets in the toilet again. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here […]
Ordering two plain pizzas and 2 cheese pizzas and talking labia with the big pizza guy. Turning the light off on a guy in the Target bathroom making a lot of pooping noises. Carlito ends the show with chest pains. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse […]
Cross is having trouble working the smart toilet in his hotel room. Carlito accuses a dentist of unbuttoning his pants. How much will it cost to pay a Taekwondo master to let us kick his ass in front of our children to earn their respect? Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation […]
=NEON Mixes up 3 shows from the end of 2018 filled with crazies, witches, a llama, and more!= Thanks for the love and support, weirdos and phone phreaks! Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast = edited shows with mostly calls. Miss a live show or want the full NEON experience? Go to NEON’S mixlr showreel for an... Read More
Carlito is calling from the bathroom to find what he needs to do. Cross leaves his glucometer in the Barnes & Noble men’s room and a big bruhaha develops involving glory holes and trespassing warrants. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave […]
Carlito is joined by Big Dwight McLanahan. We try to play audio of last week’s Indian cursing tirade to other Indian restaurants with mixed results. Carlito is calling from the Main Machine in town writing up the girls at Target in his report. Transportation is lying about the F word. Dave King joins to explain […]
Carlito has found the best slacks in the United States at Target, he just need a few more inches for his bunghole. Planting sod in the basement for the cat to enjoy. Australian Chinese food is really boring and the restauraunt workers talk funny. Generic Viagra for sale from dirty India. Carlito freaks a lady […]
It’s stupid Pranksgiving! Jin Stewart joins for some calls to motel rooms. Carlito is calling for labia jewelry and getting some good responses. Harassing the Overeaters Anonymous conference line again. Waking up UK wankers for water tests. Insulting the clerks at JCPenney. Calling up the slow thinking momos in Guam. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or […]
Insisting on placing a phone order for a Chipotle burrito bowl and being an asshole about it. Calling the Butterball Turkey Hotline. Carlito wants an Indian man to put on a wedding dress so he can see his body in it. Ordering a salad with heat. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time […]
Carlito is trying to share a neat trick you can do with your puppy and some peanut butter. Tires, wood and a lawnmower for sale. Short show this week as Carlito just isn’t feeling that well. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and […]
It’s Pokemon card giveaway time again! This time Carlito is sending people to the Walmarts while he’s shitting in toilet. Extreme confusion regarding divorce vs annulment and what that means for Cross. Watching gymnastics classes while covered in bed sheets and the Amish mattress guy shares a chuckle. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a […]
Carlito is calling the customer service line for Jet.com and having the agents describe the adult toys for sale. Sears is closing another round of stores across the nation, we call to check in on their plans, manage to insult women selling large appliances. A car salesman is intimidated when Cross calls in looking to […]
RBCP and Carlito call back an entitled ‘lawyer’ who is upset that his damaged package isn’t being hand delivered to him. Lysol is missing after Hurricane Michael strikes the Florida panhandle. Calling the Indians at Cop Cam again and we’re still not talking professionally. Planet Fitness shenanigans, ordering burps, shit & farts and insulting a […]
The first episode of our new podcast which will be a Patreon Horse exclusive benefit. The first few episodes will be a free preview to promote membership and while we work the technical side out. Enjoy and send your suggestions! Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new […]
Carlito is joined by Dwight McC, JagTV, Matt Hillock & RBCP as we go over our PLA/PCN Meetup in Chicago. Thanks to everyone who donated to make this possible. Matt wonders why we always prank Indians, Carlito teaches him why. Ordering some stupid heat crap like always. This is another stupid show. Support Madhouse on […]
Carlito is trying to get to Chicago for the PLA PrankCon on September 15th. Help him with a donation at madhouselive.com/donate. Enjoy a short pre-show before Dwight the Janitor goes on the air. Ashley the Starbucks manager(that’s HIS name, don’t make fun of it) is calling the surrounding stores to get their shit outta here. […]
This show (with lots of cray folks answering) got an honorable mention on Phone Losers of America! Thanks! For RBCP’s review of this show, please listen here. Read More
NEON becomes everyone’s worst nightmare in this episode. Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast = edited shows with mostly calls. Miss a live show or want the full NEON experience? Go to NEON’S mixlr showreel for an archive of all live shows! Subscribe to Neon’s RSS FEED and podcast on ITunes! Visit Neon’s Site Visit... Read More