CavernCast: Recent Episodes
Cavern Kingston
A relaxed, chill, light podcast talking about a selection of 5 different topics each episode.For easy listening and fans of warm, comforting voices.
I went to Prague, I sing Miley Cyrus, I think I'm racist towards rocks and did you know there's a sound that makes you poop yourself? Enjoy x
Did you know you can tell your ancestry from your feet? Also I went to Glastonbury for the first time and my friend has a WW2 tank in her garden
I'm really hoping that knowing where the seasons came from is not something everyone knew except me. Also what something 'holistic' actually means. I hope we are learning together today. And I talk about fluffy things. So that's nice at least.
Settling the argument of car parks vs parking lots, the secrets of a haunted underground cave network outside London and how there can be SO many World's BEST food places. Come hang x
I finally put to rest the difference between potato chips and crisps. I talk about rooms where you can only hear your own heartbeat and also Geese are God's punishment to us.
Your favourite breakfast juice is more lethal to fish than acid rain. DID YOU KNOW?! Me neither. We learn a lot today. Come hang <3 x
Did you know a 60 year old woman from Yorkshire was the reason that ship got stuck in the Suez Canal? Also the origin of drums and my first EVER flat tyre! What a time for me. Enjoy x
Hello. Happy New Year. I've just realised you can leave comments. That's nice. I have been reading them. You are sweet and strange like me. This is episode is about chickens, my issues with the colour of thomas the tank engine and his friends and the fastest spinning thing in the world....spoiler it is not a washing machine.
Twist but no shout. Cheese twice. Sausage rolls thrice and more talk about Ice Lollies. the festive season is here and honestly we're just chilling <3 x
If you want a deeper dive into why fetch didn't happen, look no further. Also come learn about the ferryman of the underworld and the first drugs I ever did. Enjoy :) x
Hello :) I went round Scotland in a campervan but now I'm back with a rant about cup handles, the difference between hay and straw which apparently I didn't know and a rendition of an absolute banger from Fairly Odd Parents. Enjoy x
More festival talk like how we couldn't get in for 3 hours and how system of a down led to me becoming best friends with my best friend. also elton john goes to war!?
I think I'm going to start falling asleep in random places. It feels like a fun thing to do. I also want to become a wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man. These are my new goals.
Learning basic things today like how paint and jam are made...and trying not to get the two mixed up. Also I think some spiders hacked wikipedia
A CavernCast first as we're hanging out with a new pal with a wonderful voice today. I went to Chicago to chill with the female version of me, Maria Palmer and we had a whale of a time talking about cats, tongue twisters and our deepest fears. Y'know...small talk that new friends make.
Why do they not do the treats they did when I was a kid!? HUH?! I am sad.
Also there is a cat. Also what if we didn't have wrists?
The history of one of New York's most famous streets and how swanky doesn't have any brothers or sisters :(
Why is March called March? and can I turn a tomato into a philosophical lesson? Come, listen and enjoy while you find out x
Come hang out while I delve into the attachment styles of cats and talk about how I was lied to about sweet when I was a child...but not like that.
Hello :) Good to be back. Here's some stories including a terrible recent airport experience and my absolutely totally sane issues with sparkling water.
Time for some fun dinosaur facts today, along with apple bobbing being the original dating app and the origins of the Sunday Roast x
Hello. Come hang out and listen to the time I breifly thought I was as important as Jesus when I was 6 and the REAL truth about Jack and the Beanstalk. Enjoy x
Finally in my new place that i have found out has broken asbestos and smoke alarms that won't stop once they go off....how very relaxing. Time for a new episode I think....
Today my co-host is my friend's cat and I talk about the time I embarrassed myself in front of a lovely french girl. also the origin of poohsticks :)
Want to hear a very sensual description of bread? Well you're in luck. Also the actual history of the lost library of Alexandria...but mostly the bread.
Thank you for all your questions. I talk about what I think of love, how to sleep real good and the great tiktok chicken war of 2023. Enjoy :)
A heartfelt letter of complaint about cadbury flakes and the interesting origins of some childhood faves. Enjoy x
Listen to the wind bloooow. And listen to me talk about why I disagree with the wind almost entirely. Also the origins of Brussels Sprouts and something that will forever change how you think of rabbits. Enjoy :)
Hello. good to be back :) thanks for being patient. let's return to the chill with talk of childhood bedrooms, old cartoons and the mandela effect. Enjoy x
Some tales of instant karma and the weird things to do with tongues. Also an argument with an ATM. Sounds about right for a CavernCast episode :) Enjoy! C x
A slightly shorter hang out than usual. Life is a crazy thing. Hope you're okay. Did you eat paste as a child?
literally the first words i said today and i kinda of enjoyed what came out lmao. don't know how often that'll happen but we'll enjoy it for today :)
Hello. Come chill out to some fit history facts in this episode as well as me talking about the best night I've had in a while (spoiler there were dogs)
Enjoy <3 x
Back at it again with the white vans. actually i'm wearing nikes but whatever. literature, creamy goodness and weird smelling things. if that doesnt entice you to this episode i don't know what will. enjoy :)
Hello hello it is wonderful to be back and in true CC form this episode goes down deep real quick and back up to the surface faster than a buried dude the day before a zombie apocalypse. LETS GO SEASON 3.
I honestly didn't think this was gonna get done but I MADE IT! Wishing y'all the best holiday period you can have. Please enjoy the second festive special featuring a lot of rambling as per usual, some helpful tips if these times are difficult for you and a reading of a well loved festive story :) C x
It's finally here. The dreaming special. Come chill while I talk about this crazy place our minds create...or does it already exist? Sleep, Lucid dreams, Dream interpretation, it's all in there. Enjoy x
SO MANY ADJECTIVES. Come listen to how I might actually be goofy's son and the true identity of the dog in my tiktok profile picture since the beginning. Basically lots of dog talk :) Enjoy x
Don't worry, I don't talk about THOSE kind of toes. Also a really cool theory on why werewolves change on a full moon. Enjoy x
A life goal of mine is to own a very particular type of chair. Also I pose a very interesting question about a stroll in the woods with a cat. Enjoy <3
Hello. Today while you chill I'm gonna tell you about the time I saved my friends dog who really didn't want to be saved and how I accidentally became a bully at school very briefly. Enjoy :) x
OoooOOOoooooh. (scarily) Happy Halloween y'all. Hope you enjoy this special episode diving into where some of these spooky mythical monsters came from and my own experience with the supernatties. Enjoy <3
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A crazy couple of weeks but hello again :) sniffly but content whilst talking about weird connections with strangers, learning languages and buffy. sounds good right? Enjoy xx
In this episode I talk about how my van is basically my attention seeking dog, the origin of 'copper' and a wonderful way to release your inner child. Enjoy :)
Hello. Turns out Grizzly bears are absolute units and I went up in a hot air balloon! This and more in this weeks episode. Enjoy :)
In this episode basically I think everything is an alien invasion and also find out why soda is actually called soda. Also the time a weird housemate used my toothbrush for something very different than what it should be used for. Enjoy :) x
More of a fact based episode today because once again I have the big lurgy but I learned a lot so come learn with me :)
Happy Birthday to the little podcast that could. I'm so happy I started CavernCast and it does not feel like it's been a year at all. Thank you all so much for sending in your questions. Hope you enjoy the answers :)
Get ready to have your mind blown about toads and be subjected to my jealousy of talented children.
I thought this would end up a shorter episode but turns out I still waffled philosophical for a while. Today it was about the wonder of polaroid photos, that cursed photo of the white, gold, blue, black dress and how I was attacked by a demon wasp this week. Enjoy x
Hello. I've been at the Edinburgh Fringe for the first time which has been swell. But today I talk about one of the best worst creations of art ever made, how crisps were invented because of revenge and and why fireflies probably have a BO problem. Enjoy x
The first two words is how I would describe this podcast tbh. Come find out how to escape quicksand like a pro and the ancient history of the world's oldest board game.
A very onomatopoeic episode for you today. I talk about how I may or may not have taken the life of a swan by accident, why I would win the floor is lava world championship and how kids shows used to be nightmare fuel. Enjoy x
Hello. So I realised after listening to the band Evanescence for literal years I never knew what it actually meant. Well now I do and you can do. I also talk about how I may have been responsible for breaking up two best friends...and shoes....let's get some shoes. <3
Hello, in today's episode while you chill I talk about the best birthday surprise i've ever given, the most colourful memory I have and that weird feeling when you pick something up you think is gonna be really heavy but then like...isn't. CRAZY stuff. Enjoy. x
Now that I've mentally and emotionally processed Stranger Things vol.2...here is this weeks episode where I talk about the time I fainted in the bathroom and nearly got kicked out of a bowling alley....y'know...chill stuff x
Okay there are some VERY random thoughts in this episode. But I really enjoyed it. I hope you do too. Come learn about the 8520478 things to call a ladybug, the time I found something....interesting in a pool and about how some people chase cheese down a hill. C x
Today I tell the story of the first time I was technically stood up, read a poem I wrote and talk about controlling your dreams. Enjoy :) x
Hello :) it was a windy day today so get yourself a blanket and cosy up from the breeze outside. You can also hear the birds so that's nice. This week a frog landed on my head and I talk about how we have all been betrayed by carrots. Enjoy x
I am healed! (Pretty much) thank you all for your kind words. Allow me to send some back your way...I hope you're doing well and I hope you have a week that brings opportunity for strength and that you overcome the things I know you can. Enjoy the episode :)
I'm not sure how I managed to do this episode with COVID, but I did! So if it's not the best...please forgive and just come have a very low energy but good vibe of a time anyway :)
Hello. Come listen to the time a television gave me one of the scariest moments of my life, the time I broke my nose and how buffets can help with your social anxiety. Could there BE a more relaxing podcast?
10 points for anyone who knows what an epicalyx is before listening.
Also percy pig has friends. who knew?!
Today's episode is full of surprises.
Enjoy :)
Hello :) come chill and find out about the time I dressed up as a power ranger, contemplate what is in the bermuda triangle and say the word squash a lot.
Enjoy x
Hello. In this episode you'll learn how rugby got me tested for ADHD as a child and the reason I would completely fail potions class at Hogawarts. Enjoy :) x
The season one finale where I try my best to leave you with a positive spin on all the words. Except waterfall...that one is just chaotic.
Thank you all for listening. Season 2 coming soon x
Hello did you know I used to do ballet? also where are all the aliens and I think there should be a convention for ghosts.
Enjoy :)
Hey...got any grapes? or babybels? or chocolate pudding? no? well this episode does.
Enjoy :)
Hello :) today I talk about a 'terrifying' theatre experience, how someone's milkshakes did in fact bring me to their yard and spoiler alert...I never passed my cycling proficiency test.
Enjoy x
An episode full of stories including the time I vibed with a fox, got stuck in a maze and drank a wasp.
Hello. Today as well as talking about how amazing elephants are and giving you a very chilled music lesson(ish), I also talk about how much Meat Loaf, the phenomenal rock star, inspired me as a kid up till now. May he rock in peace.
20 EPISODES! HELL YEAH! (but also softly spoken) I like this episode. I finally found out why different roads are named what they are. I also attempted to make TAX interesting...I really tried guys.
Anyway, enjoy :)
Come find out about how bouncy ball was invented, then listen to me trying to understand art and fanboying over a certain 90s pop group.
Spoiler but did you know the largest Owl was THREE FEET TALL?!
It's literally blowing my mind.
There's some really cool facts in this episode. Enjoy x
The first episode of the 2022. Happy New Year everyone. Let's make it a year...that's it, just a year. take the pressure off a little bit. Enjoy my Vin Diesel impression and how I compare multi-national deals with grandmas and chocolate.
I don't think I've ever done a festive special for anything...this is nice. Words chosen by my legendary patrons. Shout out you guys.
Enjoy, everyone.
Merry Christmas.
Hello, this episode features chickens...or roosters...or whatever the loud things are that wake you up in the morning. I parked next to a farm for some reason. ANYWAY. Let's talk about being socially awkward on buses, the Harry Potter castle in England and how nothing is perfect...or is it?
In this episode I think I've discovered where many of the world's wonders came from. So y'know, chill stuff. Also a Scottish pigeon has a disagreement with a Scottish hen.
A very windy and snowy episode with a brief visit from a friend and some chat about the crazy Scotland storm, the property market in Atlantis and the origin of the whoopee cushion. What a treat.
Come one, come all and hear about the world's biggest sandcastle, finding a scottish pigeon in my fireplace and what I want my funeral to be like...all normal things right?
In this episode, I talk about using my friend's back brace as a sledge, my outstanding origami talent (citation needed), the joy of now understanding Friends references and also take a look at the first ever website ever made ever.
Enjoy x
A lil bonfire special as it was recently Guy Fawkes night over in the UK. As well as the coolest fact about butterflies you'll ever hear, birds forgetting their roadtrip snacks and finding out a crazy truth about Goliath the Giant. Enjoy
HAPPY HALLOWEEN. I have no candy. But there are a few surprise treats in this episode. Enjoy.
C x
This episode has Shrek, Spiderman, The ancient version of crocs and before anyone says it I know I called the timeless classic 'I Need a Hero' instead of 'Holding out for a Hero'. I am very ashamed and I will do better.
Watching cartoons with cereal on a Saturday morning, an interesting cover of the Jaws theme tune and that beautiful moment when you see people reunite at an airport. all this and sofas in the new episode. enjoy :)
In episode 6, I get in a fight with a squirrel, talk about the gender of royalty and say hello to my listeners on Pluto.
In this episode I apologise in case it's short but it actually ends up being the longest one yet. Guess I really enjoy talking about clocks and pigeons. I also nearly stole a dog while recording....yeah no really.
Back in London for episode 4 where I tell the story about how I nearly got arrested and discuss the multiverse...y'know...chill stuff.
This episode is co-hosted by Hooty Mcflap. We nerd out about DnD and talk about playing cricket wearing eyeliner at 9 years old.
The second instalment of CavernCast in which there is nearly a new winged co-host, I talk about eating chicken dippers in bath, and explain how I was definitely a pharaoh in a past life.
Welcome to the first ever episode of CavernCast. If you want some company to chill, sleep, nap, cook, walk or whatever else, feel free to put me in your ears while I talk about 5 random topics and in this episode...deal with a new nemesis in the form of a fly.