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Son of the Bucc-ees Empire got caught taking illegal videos
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Women steal Credit Cards and return to the Scene of the Crime. and Girl Math
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Drunk man Drives into Liquor store and Spend the night in a Light House
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Man fakes his own death, forgets to cut off ankle monitor
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The Marines lost a $170 Million Jet. Please call if you see it.
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Ex Girlfriend hid in the back seat and stabbed a guy on his way to work
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The FDA says your Decongestant isn't doing anything.
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Someone was running an underground volleyball gambling ring
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Nebraska had over 90 Thousand People show up for a Volley Ball game
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Police officer Throws Cooler at Criminal escaping on a Scooter; Kills Him
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Kids and Teacher who take Gondola to School had to be rescued.
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Teenager gets into car accident, engine ends up on the second floor
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Pilot takes his frustrations out on a Parking Gate with an axe.
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2 Americans Got Drunk, and fell asleep in the Eifel Tower!
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Ai can tell what your password is by your typing. And a lady refuses to let the seat recline
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Drug Cartels are now using Monster Trucks to move drugs
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Brawl breaks out at an Alabama River Boat, and should you give up a movie seat?
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Canadian court orders company to rehire woman after DUI
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Man gets ambushed 2 times in one night trying to visit his Girlfriend
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A congressman says we have Crashed UFOs. Plus Casa Bonita is having issues.
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Man does Burnouts Outside a Police Station; Rent vacation Clothes, and Sex Robots
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Ex-Mayor Hancock spent tax payer money on a self Promotion video.
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8 year Old Car Jacks some Guy, and Taylor swifties have already started lining up
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Amazon driver gets a shotgun pulled on her, and use your Crocs to propose
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Cargo Pants are back in Fashion, and The TSA was stealing right out of your bag
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Woman loses legs to moving Sidewalk, and man uses Alligator to help drink Twisted Tea.
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Kids are having Menu Anxiety when they go to restaurants
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Janitor Unplugs "Noisy" refrigerator, Scientists lose Decades of Research
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Submarine Billionaire's son goes to Blink 182, and Target sells sex toys
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AI Girlfriend has a waitlist of 15,000 People, and Colleges are now teaching Eye Contact Classes
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Woman found with Meth and a Baby Raccoon in her Purse. Plus a 12 year old Graduates College, and a Police Officer gets sucked down a Storm Drain.
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Drug Syndicate was hiding Billions of Dollars of Meth in Maple Syrup Bottles
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Someone stole a 4 foot, 350 pound cannon from a Fort. Plus a woman killed her husband, wrote a childrens' book about it, and forgot to clear her phone search history.
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Man scrolls on his phone while walking down the Aisle. 82 Year old Man was given 25th Warning for selling drugs. And a 10 year old steals mom's car.
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Shoplifting woman finds out her car is on fire, with her kids inside.
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Airplane passenger decides to get off the Airplane early. Costs $42K
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Kids at Malls will need Chaperones this Summer.
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Man went swimming in an Alligator Pond. Alligator took his arm. Also, 13 people arrested in 4 stolen cars.
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Man found a Grenade with his Fathers Stuff... Pulls the Pin to see what happens
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Please don't go to Mexico for Cheap Liposuction
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Museum offers $25000 Reward for A Meteorite; Only MeteorWrongs have been found.
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New Shoplifting Policy at King Soopers means free Groceries for everyone!
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Rear ending a Rivian Truck will cost around $40,000 to fix. Plus a man in a gimp outfit was arrested for Gimping.
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Woman wants a refund on her wedding photos because she got divorced, after 4 years.
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Woman gets arrested for selling body parts out of a funeral home
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Police are looking for a ten year old Car Thief
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The Sinaloa Cartel had 10 Tigers, 5 Lions and some Jaguars. To feed People to.
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Man uses Tax Payer money to Build Personal Roadside Zoo
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Facebook owes you money. And a Buffalo Wild Wings Employee didn't want to work.
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Man throws 200K in cash out the window, gets busted for littering.Also, Rent a Hitman.com is not hiring.
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Thieves stole 2 Million Dimes. Plus there's a Russian Tank in Louisianna
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Riot Breaks out at Bodyguard: The Musical, after the crowd wouldn't stop singing
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RTD is going to allow people to ride all day long without getting off
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King Soopers Security guard gets fired because he was punched by a Shoplifter
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Youtuber gets shot after trying to Prank a guy in the Mall
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Woman tries to steal a car with a Club on the Steering Wheel
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Donna the Sex Doll sold out in Australia so people can drive in the HOV lane.
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Son dug up his dead mom, and posed her on the couch for 13 years.
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Englewood man axes his wife and daughter because he didn't want them to be homeless
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Woman steals a Half Million Dollars from a Blackhawk Casino
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Kansas family has been living with dead body for 6 years.
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Man punches two monkeys at Monkey Beach to protect his child
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Aurora Dentist Googles how to poison wife, then poisons wife.
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Woman calls in Bomb Threat from back of Uber, On Speaker Phone
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Ja Morant Plastered Shotgun Willies with Money.
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The Mexican Cartel Apologizes for kidnaping and murdering Americans
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A serial Vomiter was throwing up off his balcony, onto his neighbors balconies.
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Move over Cocaine Bear, we have a Cocaine Leopard
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A couple stole $1.7 Million worth of wine: 45 Total Bottles.
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Southwest Airlines is looking at adding flashing lights and music to help people board faster
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Beware of Scams when buying something out of the Youtube Comments Section
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Man gets his Family Mummy Taken away after Treating it like Weekend At Bernies
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Meghan and Harry want to sue South Park for Telling Truths
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Couple is still in love, even though the wife hired a hitman. Twice.
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Wyoming wants to make it legal to drink and throw axes and rope chickens
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Man firebombs A Bank in Russia because hackers took his money.
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Man kills his Wife just days after getting away with a different murder
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12 Year old Denver Boy steals a car; gets shot by owner
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Man tries to get a Hitman to knock off a 14 year old. Gets Scammed instead.
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Man steals over $1,000 in LEGO Bricks from a Target.
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The Average American is too fat to ride the Mario Kart ride at Mario World
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Girl was awarded 48 Million, for having all of her limbs amputated
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Man is suing Taco Bell; Says he was Rat Poisoned
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A third Colorado Library has been shut down due to Meth Contamination
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An 11 and 13 year old Led police in a High Speed Chase
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Family wanted a Pig for a pet; 4H would only give them bacon
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Guys made a Fake License Plate that Said "Stolen Tags"
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Passenger in a High Speed chase calls the Police to report the police were chasing
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Man was Porch Pirating with Ladies Underwear on his head
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Guys light themselves on fire during Arson Attempt
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Thieves call 911 to have Cops help them move stuff
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People are Smoking Meth all over the Boulder Library
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Woman Drop kicks her baby to distract for Shoplifting Charges
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Couple Scams 3 Million Dollars out of Woman over Psychic Claims
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Man gets shot while stealing another man's Goat
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Woman drops off three buckets of human poo at the Fire Department.
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Man Shoplifts from Walmart during Shop with a Cop event
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Old lady didn't like her roommates Life Saving Ventilator Noise, so she unplugged it
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New Cargo shorts are coming with Hot Pocket Pockets
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Woman burns down house of man whos Sister answered her facetime.
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San Francisco's Robot Cops won't have guns, but they will explode.
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Woman sues because her mac and cheese takes too long to make
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Woman filled her Wheelchair wheels up with Cocaine. Gets busted by TSA
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100 Year old Man goes to the Strip club on his Birthday
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Someone tried to Smuggle a Gun through TSA inside a Raw Chicken
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Mother and Son have a Three Story Bunker under their RV storage Lot
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Man lives in a Shipping container with an Alligator
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Woman with no Arms, found with Meth in her Pockets
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Girl Stole 13K from her Grandparents - Handed it out at School
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Woman lives in a Haunted Brothel with Horny Ghosts
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Woman attacks the Police with Bees during an eviction
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Man stabs his brother with a Sword, over Using the Oven.
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Scientists are making an even more contagious form of Covid
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Mom lets her 10 Year Old Get a Tattoo. She gets Arrested.
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Man leaves behind his finger when trying to rob a house
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Woman gets scammed from Man claiming to be on the ISS
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Kids stole the Worlds hottest Gummy Bear, Regret it immediately
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Thieves are stealing Copper Wire out of RTD Tracks
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Woman gets hit by Rollercoaster while looking for lost cell phone
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Woman gets scammed out of 10,000 dollars by a Fake Bret Michaels
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A Robotic Ostrich broke a running record for 100 Meters
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Uber Driver takes man back to his wife after picking up his Mistress
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Judge says Woman must give her nudes to her Ex Husband
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Woman was attacked by monkeys, fell off the roof, and impaled herself on a spike. She'll be OK
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Guy tries to evade police on a Motorcycle to impress a First Date
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The COO of A Fake Meat Company bit a guys nose off
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Rangeview and Aurora football teams got in so many fights, the game was postponed
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RTD is having a tough time Because People are stealing Wire from the Tracks
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An Old Folks Home Apologized after getting a stripper for the residents
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Man Steals TV From Walmart, Sells them in the Walmart Parking Lot
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Fake Cop pulls over Undercover Real Cop in Brighton
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Pilot has to remind passengers not to AirDrop nudes
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Woman almost drowns after getting bit in the butt by a turtle
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Woman decides to dance instead of taking Sobriety Test
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Brinks Semi Truck gets robbed while at a Flying J Truck Stop
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Man Cuts off His Own Penis While He Was Sleeping
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2 Year old gets bit by Snake. 2 Year old Bites Back
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Man gets busted with 250 LBS of Cocaine. Thanks to Expired License Tags.
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6 Year Old Boy is Drinking a Smirnoff Ice at a Convenience store
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Casa Bonita has a Restaurant Nightmare on their Hands
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Guy with 30 Pounds of Coke, Gets busted for Speeding in Colorado
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Man throws shoe at women at the beach. Gets arrested.
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Woman finds man Sleeping on her Couch. 911 tells Her to wake him up.
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Airplanes have trouble taking off in Hot Weather.
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Man pulls gun on women who didn't say "Thank You" for holding a door
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Man steals car with Toddler inside: He didn't want to ride the RTD
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Man Kidnaps his Ex Girlfriend, from 20 years ago.
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Man tried to elude police on a Riding Lawnmower
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The Rainbow Family are causing lots of Problems.
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Ukrainian Special Forces will shoot you in the Balls
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One Woman won almost all the Awards at a County fair
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Lawyer Loses License for Driving Naked Too Much
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Colorado Man Steals Patrol Car; Goes to dispatched call
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Woman shows up at Funeral to Spit on the Guest of Honor
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Fort Collins Landscaper gets caught stealing Panties
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Elephant Who Killed Woman, shows up to her Funeral for More
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Workers fell into a Vat of Chocolate at an MnMs factory
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Two chinese women fight over a Parking Spot for their Bentleys and Range Rovers
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Some guy stole more than just personal use avacados
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Porch Pirate Returns all the Loot and Apologizes.
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Man blocks McDonalds Drive Thru for 2 hours over Messed up Order
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An Amish Guy got a DUI in his Horse Drawn Buggy
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Woman throws snake at officer who pulled her over
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There is a proper way to dispense Post It Notes. Were not doing it right.
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A couple is getting divorced over Zoom, after getting married on Zoom, without ever meeting.
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Scientists have invented an adhesive to keep your burrito sealed.
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A man had to land the plane after his pilot passed out at the wheel.
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An aurora man was shot i the testicle. Now he's suing.
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A guy returns the pain to an Indian Call Center known for scamming people.
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An indoor toilet has been destroyed, thanks to a lightning strike.
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Police Find 100 Pounds of Cocaine in with Coffee beans
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A man drops his car off to get an oil change, and ends up getting charged with a mans death.
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New College Grads are expecting to make over $100,000 right out of school.
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Dad got busted getting friendly with the Nanny after Mom found a Disney world ride picture.
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A Jockey, and the Horse she rides were both tested for Meth, and they both Failed.
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Woman drops her phone into an outhouse. Then she goes in after it.
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A Bride gave everyone at her wedding some pot without them knowing.
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Man threatens Hotel Employees with a Magic Wand
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A landlord found his tenants OnlyFans, and doubled her rent.
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A Guy gets busted for stealing a lot of Golf Carts with a Universal Key and a U-Haul.
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Police are on the lookout for a guy hitting others with Plates of Whipped Cream
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Man gets run over while stealing catalytic converters
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Two Men are dead because of a Woman's Uncontrolled Deffication problems
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This guy would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for that pesky Drive Thru.
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A man was killed in an automobile accident. His leg was found 42 miles away.
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Colorado Teen gets busted for making up a story about blowing a 3.8, and getting a date with the officer who let her go.
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Soccer Legend, Hope Solo got a DUI passed out in a Walmart Parking Lot
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A woman updates her funeral plans. Bertha is not invited.
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Portland Oregon is the home to the Sports Bra, the First Sports Bar for Women.
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Stupid Stories. This Greeley man was evicted from his house, and now he's squatting outside his old house.
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Police in Georgia confiscated some pot that they shouldn't have... Now they have to give it back.
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This guy would have gotten away with it for over 30 years, if it wasn't for getting his Covid shot.
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A son and Dad were arrested after cops spotted Meth Floating in their McDonalds cup.
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A woman is upset with her Dick at your Door delivery.
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This guy tried to Car Jack a Marked Police Cruiser.
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This man needed his Big Mac fix. So he chained himself to the McDonalds Doors.
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Gas station attendant finds out guys have been stealing gas with Trap Door in their van.
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A man didn't know a contest was going on, and ended up eating a Winning Chocolate Egg worth $13,000.
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All of Taiwan's Power runs through one switch. Someone flipped it
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This guy didn't make his wife Dinner, so she got hangry, and Harpooned his Penis when he got home.
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Man gets crazy with the Fire Extinguisher in the High Country
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This guy was tazed before his flight, but it didn't faze him.
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A Teacher Air Dropped a Sex video to over 200 students.
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Will Ice Shantys lead to Prostitution? Of Course.
