Fiery Biscuits: Recent Episodes
Fiery Biscuits
We discovered the most heartbreaking Mandela effect so far, the pokemon ONYX isn't named that apparently. We also talk about fat rats and puns and Jax gets jealous of my Skyrim husband, I also find out she's a secret furry and apparently cunnilingus causes throat cancer so I know how I'm dying. Classic unhinged FB! 🔥
In Whiterun there's a man named Belethor with a very dark secret and the babe and I put on our detective hats and launch an investigation that certainly doesn't devolve into cold blooded murder.
It's been 25 years since the world was introduced to the cute lil purple dragon named Spyro and it's a childhood game we both hold near and dear to our hearts so we had to celebrate by playing the original (but it's reignited!) And also become completely unhinged for no real reason. Happy birthday Spyro!
I started my third playthrough of The Outer Worlds and I thought it'd be fun to ask the beb her opinion on the first big choice you get in Emerald Vale, in the town of Edge Water and it spiraled into a whole mini audio only lets play where we ask the age old question, if dead bodies are used as fertilizer to grow crops is that cannibalism? And is it worst than letting people die of plague if they don't work hard enough in the cannery? Find the answers to those and more in this brand new Fiery Biscuits podcast!
We apparently do some animal sounds, the beb tries some new Dr. Pepper, I finally reveal a plan I had to bring on a surprise guest to play pokemon and new french fries and ketchup Pringles, it was our anniversary, but most importantly I get the beb to try circus peanuts for the first time, etc. ✌🏻
(Warning: We are LOUD.) Spyro, Pokémon, Roger shenanigans, and a survey. All here for you, right now. Enjoy 👏🏻 (We STILL need a biscuit emoji, APPLE.)
Come listen to our terrible voice acting with lots of laughing in this new pretty game called Dredge where we travel across the land looking for work as a fisherman but we're warned not to stay out on the water too late, for reasons. This might be the greatest episode of our podcast. Headphone users beware.
We have random “arguing”, impressions, Sonic, and more! All for your listening…pleasure? Gotta go…enjoy?
We found this game list going around on Twitter and wanted to see how many we both get plus just chat about games. Enjoy 🔥 (Apple needs to make a biscuit emoji.)
After a long hiatus we're finally back with more Silent Hill with a nice romp through the sewers featuring the most annoying bugs you could ever imagine. Above ground doesn't get much better as we completely miss an important map and run around blind unraveling a drug running conspiracy, as if the monster monkeys weren't bad enough.
This episode was suppose to be me telling the GF about my recent skyrim adventures but we get very very side tracked and down a pokemon rabbit hole, we of course argue a bunch, I share a story from 7th grade about a creepy girl spying on me in the bathroom and we somehow end up discussing Saw movies and playing Earthworm Jim. Classic Fiery Biscuits content.
Harry is still lost in the hospital but we meet a friendly face before finally getting back on the streets and exploring an antique shop. We have a long convo with Cybil about a hole. Then the darkness comes yet again, and a worm, and a moth, and MONKEYS, and we panic. A lot. The babe was a champion in this episode.
The babe captured PARANORMAL ACTIVITY before we even started recording this episode, oh my god. But anyways, I finally found the cult mission I was telling the babe about so we go to see Arther's old flame and save her brother, and then chaos ensues and we grow VERY attached to a stolen horse.
We push on through the dreaded hospital, starting with Alice in Wonderland plates. The babe shows me a secert vending machine and we finally get our lil hands on the huge hammer! We also argue about the otherworld and kill hordes and hordes of doctors and nurses.
We review Smile while we burn bods, run into a tenticle plant monster, and learn how to play piano. We also find the elusive grenade launcher. Boom boom. And we find another stars member, Richard, whos apparently had a run in with a giant snake! And possibly Stevie Wonder might not really be blind. A lot happens in this exciting episode of Resident Evil!
In classic FB style here's a bunch of random clips of our couple shenanigans mixed with the ultimate pringles tier list.
I forced the babe to play red dead redemption 2 with me and she picked the mission who is not without sin. So let's go check on Reverend Swanson, gamble a bit and throw hands because of course thats on the schedule. Featuring my PS4 taking off like an airplane, my near death experience and my thoughts on Sonic & Knuckles
We've finally reached the end of the school, with a church bell beckoning to our next location we set off to met a dizzy old lady in a church before heading to the worst place ever, the hospital with a drug slinging, trigger happy, awkward doctor as we continue our search for our missing daughter.
We decide its a knife only run now as we argue about where to go next, backtrack a bunch, we dog sit some lovely doggos, the babe eats nachos (ASMR eating noises warning) and we've made first contact with the dreaded crimson head zombies and we scream very loud!
We continue our normal school day as we venture into the clock tower, things flip upside and why is everything chainlink?! More puzzles, gremlins, our first ampoule and a big lizard boy with a wide mouth. Oh boy. (PS. The phone keeps stopping our recordings randomly. Also I'm sorry for the excessive yelling and coughing.)
And with the memory of gold fishes, we're back in this awful zombie infested mansion with very little clue what to do BUT we find a key and a map and some crazy death traps but vamp Barry comes in clutch and so does this SHOTGUN! I also enrage a murder of crows, oops.
We finally explore the school with those little gremlins and squeaky boys, find a giant hand, I backseat the babes combat and then we spend half of the episode on just the piano puzzle.
The classic members of S.T.A.R.S (RIP Joseph F) crash land their helicopter in a creepy forest and take shelter in a ginormous mansion where our good buddy good guy Albert Wesker goes missing, Barry is OBSESSED with blood and us, Jill Valentine, kinda just runs around, slashing stuff, shooting stuff. Buckle up for Fiery Biscuits' dive into the grand daddy of survival horror games, the OG Resident Evil! (Remake of the remake)
Harry Mason is a great dad, but not so great of a driver as he crashes his car and his daughter runs away, his apparently deaf daughter because she can't hear Harry yelling 5 feet behind her to stop running. But afterwards we meet a very saucey cop who just gives us her gun instead of following normal police protocol and shooting us in the face. Whatever, let's find our daughter in this brand new FB (Fiery Biscuits) audio only let's play!
Here lies some random clips we’ve taken over the last few months that didn’t really fit anywhere else. Enjoy! 👏🏻
Buckle up as we finally polish off our audio only let's play of Silent Hill 2! We work our way through the Lake View Hotel, run into some old friends and uncover crippling memories we've repressed. Along with actual real feelings and emotions because oh my god this game is heavy.
Besides continously breaking into song, we venture further into the weird abyss of nonsense we find Lil Angela and find a cool meat locker with our other friend Eddie before deciding to set sail on the 7 seas! Well the lake. With plenty of songs and shenanigans in between.
Like spelunkers we go down deeper into the prison and find a creepy stone cube with faces on it and that's the whole episode because its a puzzle we get completely stuck on.
THERES NEW SILENT HILL THINGS COMING OH MY GOD. It’s an understatement to say we’re both super excited as we’re reacting to the earth shattering Silent Hill Transmission. Spoiler, if you hadn’t seen any of the reveals, they announced SO MANY THINGS, not just skateboards!
"The historical society is the best place for a prison because no one cares about prisoners or history!" - some random silent hill council member probably. The babe gets totally lost because instead of helping navigate I talk about reddit posts for the first 25 minutes but we kill a small army of scary monsters and find an old friend.
Back to the streets after the super tone shift that was the hospital but it's dark out now and extra scary so I run around for 20 minutes while the Partner in crime talks about true crime and we someone end up in a prison where we both psychoanalysis Eddie.
Come on down to Silent Hill where the prizes are to DIE for! With assistance from the lovely Maria we open up a fridge and she's mildly sexist about, we make it out of the hospital finally and I mostly just talk about Alexander The Great being a power bottom.
Our hospital stay continues except Maria ditches us to take a nap, our good friend pushes us off the roof, a little girl tries to get us killed and we find the most locked up and secured strand of hair in existence.
James goes for a night on the town with the flirtatious Maria! First to a bowling alley then a strip club, before finally ending up in the hospital where the nurses don't have very good bedside manners.
In this exciting new episode I bashed my wooden plank into that Red Pyramid thing, making a very satisfying DONG. We meet an aspiring rapper and a new love interest that's just James' type.
We finally meet this Red Pyramid Head guy and despite our warmest welcomes he's not very friendly and he's a horny bastard? But at least we met one nice guy, Eddie, who's a little dumb but surely that friendship is last forever.
We've made it to the beautiful, affordable apartments in a nice part of Silent Hill. But we quickly realized why they were so affordable as we were attacked by mannequin monstrosities, the only two other tenets were a frat guy and a bratty little girl, and we couldn't walk the hallways without a gun and a flashlight. I'm starting to think something might be wrong with this town.
Our first official audio only let's play and since Silent Hill is the reason we met AND its the anniversary of the second game we had to play it. Headphones users beware, we scream. Let's explore Silent Hill with good ol' James Sunderland in search of his very dead wife!