Poems for animals: Recent Episodes
Simon Boyd
Listen to my latest surreal, rhyming poem as I take you on a journey into my imagination. Described by some as whimsical, amusing and succinct these poems are for of you who like a poem with a twist and who hate being bored with oversentimental dribble.
When the dog takes the cat's pill and the wife is has a serious problem with the vodka things spiral out of control.
The adventures of Butter Bill, Lard Bum Stallone and a strip tease artist in the old wild west.
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A quarrel and fight in the middle of the night leads to a poet discovering an abandoned poem.
Three brothers decide to vastly improve their lives by making a bold move and dealing with a spiteful old toad.
A rather blind armidillo causes mayhem selling furniture and clothes as he has poor eye sight.
A hen and shrew join up to create a very crafty business as the shrew's singing career flounders.
A circus act enables a humble bee to make so make money that he becomes greedy for more!
A horse turned into a chair? How some shoe selling animals started a campaign against selling leather.
An old Jersey cow selling tonics that have terrible side affects leads to the cow taking desperate action.
The domesticated cat plays all sorts of tricks on it's owner to the point whereby you wonder exactly who's the boss. You or the cat?
The adventures of a dog who travelled the high seas seeking adventure and found it in an unexpected way.
Two crafty old dogs called Jim and Rover of the company Dog and Loan and their ways of making money .
Find out what infuriated this hard working cat whose prize possession was a red Escort.
A pair of dog's leave on a big cruise but are unknowingly joined by some other's also wanting a cruise.