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Turning mole hills into mountains. Listen in as causal conversations always take a turn for the worst. Nothing is sacred, the humor is dark and twisted and the hosts are looking to take cheap shots at each other. Check your ego at the door because there are no high roads here. #staypetty

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This week the guys talk about adderall, Sean, history, Sean, food fun facts, Sean and much more.

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This week the guys talk about adderall, Sean, Asian culture, Sean, therapy, Sean and much more.

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This week the guys talk about Kyle’s family pet, woke video games, childhood punishments and much more.

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Kyle and Josh are back after a long hiatus. Find out why as well as what they have on their minds.

This week they talk about allegations, piercing your hemorrhoids, doing the Bechdel test, being in the top 37% of only fans and much more.

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This week the guys talk about Jojo Siwa, celebrity glazing, movie trivia, losing or innocence, celebrity deaths, tattoos and much more.

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This week the guys talk about drugs, dolphin sex facts and much more.

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This week the guys talk about sports betting, Caitlin Clark, Drake, riddles and much more.

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This week the guys talk about going to gay bars, the impossible game, conspiracy theories “The jet ski story” and much more.

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This week the guys talk about tattoos, quiet quitting, social anxiety, cheat meals, raisin theories, American history trivia and much more.

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This week the guys talk about gooning, munching, women do cum, petty ways to get revenge, incel Facebook groups and much more.

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This week the guys talk about white people slurs, role playing, the blacks, white people trivia and much more.

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This week the guys talk about Urban Dictionary, torture techniques, intimate deviancies, sex-scapades and much more.

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This week the guys talk about the rice purity test, whit people trivia and much more.

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This week the guys talk about sports, Republican off, furries, owning dogs and much more.

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This week the guys talk about stroke symptoms, childhood stories, gift giving, Taylor Swift trivia, “Caller on the line” role play and much more

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This week the guys talk about dating requirements, female contraception, adult toys and much more.

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This weeks the guys talk about bestiality, weird videos, piercings, sex therapy and much more.

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This week the guys talk about traumatic content, adult content, sending nudes, beastiality and much more.

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This week the guys talk about what girls are in to, drinking, sobriety, drug talk, country music and much more.

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This week the guys play the impossible game and much more

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This week the guys talk about being handicapped for Christmas, AI Hallmark movie, Santa sex offender prank, mythical beings and much more.

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This week the guys talk about childhood stories, interesting scenarios, picture association, their dream lives and much more.

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This week the guys talk about smelling salts (again), Josh breaking sobriety, Gail Lewis, the impossible game and more. Follow us everywhere @staypettypod

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This week the guys talk about crossing the line (again), black culture, getting a side piece, being an only child, organic friends, the origin of the impossible game and much more.

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This week the guys talk about sociopaths, jokes that cross the line, Jynxi commentating school shootings, neurological rules of life, Chris Pratt is in everything and much more.

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This week the guys talk about buying bikes, bad prank ideas, the concept of edging, muscle mommies, social media and much more.

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This week the guys talk about Gary Busey, house cat problems, toddler problems, weird drinking games, they play the impossible game and more.

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This week the guys talk about Pokémon, pronouncing Aslan’s name, childhood nostalgia, Britney Spears, playing “The Impossible Game”, cannibalism (again), expired food and more.

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This week the guys talk about Nazi history, female trivia and more.

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This week the guys talk pitching tents, not traumatizing your kids as a dad, who they want to be sponsored by and more.

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This week the guys talk about songs that are misleading, Kyle’s adventures, facial hair and more.

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This week the guys talk about complimenting other people, AI is dumb, jizz stacks and more.

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This week the guys talk about natural flavors, mayo for breakfast, paid to be hated and more.

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This episode the guys talk about AI (again), the cure for depression, deep fried human being and more.

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This week the guys talk about mayo for breakfast, how slurs apply in context, their love for their biggest fan James, buying condoms, giving compliments and more. Today’s video linksThe “ASMR” video - https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT82bJsys/“Don’t throw us away” video - https://youtu.be/jdEYoW6EzJ8?si=1LhG8rIqo-qAGGER

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This week the guys talk about ending the podcast, top 5 male protagonists and more

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You’ve requested and begged for it and here it is. We talk about some of the best conspiracies and a few new ones. What is congress trying to cover up with all of this alien talk? How old was Anne Frank again? TikTok’s used In this episode: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8YNaJuD/https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8YNnorv/https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8YNsrKS/https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8YNVwhA/

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The guys talk about Nair reviews, being a “diver” in a Russian prison, knots in the Boy Scouts, being sponsored by the KKK and more.

Link to Nair review video https://youtu.be/m4QO5jyEw2E

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The guys talk about poop stories, new babies, Kyle getting SA’d, relationship insecurities and more.

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The guys talk about the Sierra Mist name change, Kyle fights the government, South Carolina is better…kinda, southern accents and sayings and more.

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Chris Hansen, military base names, sauce draft, movie draft and more

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This episode the guys talk about grilling, all tits are not the same, fleshlight sponsor, person of interest, chilling with the fam, the next wife qualifications, Hispanic accents, speaking Spanish and more.

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Adult videos, gingers, people with backpacks, adult film titles, motocross, driving etiquette, road rage and more

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The r word

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Pixar draft, day drinking, Vasectomy gifts, small hands and more

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Kyle in a conservatorship, Two Without A Clue collab, night on the town, pictures of people sleeping, car problems and more.

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Making happy plates, Will Ferrell eta, energy drinks, Holocaust rings, Nazis, kids say the darnedest things, hating on vegans, shoe game, fashion sense and more

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Ball sniffing, VR gaming, homophobia, kidnapping simulator, replacing gingers in Hollywood, love action little mermaid and more.

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Champagne, aliens, flat earthers, AI, superpowers, Tom Holland, Zendaya, climax talk, the Spider-verse and more. Did you wash your dick today?

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Child birth, single moms, video games, VR chat, trash pandas, show mascot and more.

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Music, music and…more music.

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Friendship bracelets, healthcare, slavery, cross dressing, gay stuff and more.

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New positions, cow turf pies, new food and drink samples, phobias, white people activities and more.

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Autism, tinder, idiots with guns, Josh traumatizes Kyle and more.

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School shootings, Mike Tyson, road rage, intrusive thoughts, Joe Biden, Papa John’s, chicken wings, sleep masturbation and more.Follow us on everything @staypettypod

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This week the guys talk about nostalgia is the death of us, new baby anxiety, talking to their past selves, dating each other, OnlyFans, amputee fetishes, Randy Newman and public bathroom etiquette.

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The guys talk about tattoo experiences, drug stories and body counts

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Oddities expo, tinfoil topics and Josh gets dark…yet again.

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The most inappropriate Valentine’s Day convos and Chat GPT taking up an entire segment for us.Follow us everywhere @staypettypod

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Do you guys think that Tom Brady made a mistake staying in the NFL and getting a divorced? Kyle discusses and envies Matt’s taste for the finer things in life.

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How can you tell if a woman has a spicy link? All you old people just need to leave Josh alone.

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All cameras on Karens, Josh causes a car wreck because of his smelling salts and the guys debate on who’s at fault…it’s not who you think. Follow us on all social media @staypettypod

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Who decides to willing use smelling salts? Oh we do. DISCLAIMER We do not promote nor condone the use of smelling salts. Follow us on all social media @staypettypod

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Kyle is Jewish?! Kanye won’t like that. Follow us on all social media @staypettypod

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Josh pitches us and idea for a cartoon show. We discuss was songs reflect certain points in our lives and tell some terrible jokes.

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We get the inside scoop on the world of steroids and debate the pros and cons. Which of the 5 senses are you willing to give up and which ones could you look past for sex? Is Applebee’s trash or treasure?

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Michael Scott is my roommate, Thanksgiving food debates and Game of Thrones

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If you were to be tortured or tortured yourself which type are you picking?

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We argue about Josh allegedly stealing content and his mastered ability to stir the pot. We also discuss and debate women’s expectations and roles in life and how they’ve evolved over the years.

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We have our first guest on the show! and we changed our setup.  We have some very philosophical and petty debates that will have you cringing by the end.

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We do a candy draft of best and worst kind then talk about your favorite Halloween related subjects. Go check out the highlights from this episode on our YouTube channel https://youtube.com/channel/UCg14rwtZY6fyzVlz_vdcuww

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We posed as cosplayers on r/Roastme and let the fans burn us down. The longer it went the meaner the roasts got. Enjoy our suffering. Go check out the highlight reel from this episode on our YouTube channel https://youtube.com/channel/UCg14rwtZY6fyzVlz_vdcuww

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How do people still watch Trisha Paytas? When do you decide to tip and not to tip. Smart people need to breed more.

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White people should stop clapping. Josh is Team Chris, Kyle is Team Will. Let’s fight!

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Drivers Ed is a dangerous sport, families can fight to the bitter end on anything.

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For the love of god people please stop hurting your genitals. The worst type of tiktokers. Why do you suck? Boss urinal moves. Far left far right all dumb. Josh got stung by a jelly.

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You’re better than Kyle because he barely did. We hatch old arguments and talk about the fallouts of different apocalypses among other very disgusting things.

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Kyle covers his absolute hatred for furries in vivid detail.

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Kyle talks about his recent injury involving a chainsaw Josh talks about childhood trauma

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Four wheelers will be the death of us and we give some of our best hot takes.

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The title explains it’s self but we talk about social norms that shouldn’t be normal and paranormal/horror situations we wouldn’t wanna be in. (For you sloth)

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Josh talks about his innocence while Kyle tries to defend zodiac signs.

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Josh breaks down his man crushes while Kyle topples some pop culture favorites.

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Listen at your own risk. Apparently everyone is a pedo.

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We upgraded our audio! And we’re talking about drugs. What’s new with you? Comment on our TikTok’s and tell us something new in you’re life

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Hang onto your butts https://linktr.ee/staypettypod if you’re reading this comment your favorite position on our TikTok to confuse everyone else.

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We celebrate the 4th by dressing very patriotic (even though you can’t see us) and talking about fireworks and how Kyle sunk a jet ski once… allegedly. Oh yeah and Merica!

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No real goal here other than filling space until our 4th of July episode, but we hope you enjoy.

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Kyle learns a tough lesson in anatomy. https://linktr.ee/staypettypod

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Enter the mind of a man who has zero regrets and has lost the ability to say no.

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How are we even alive at this point? Why does my stomach hurt? R.I.P Ralph

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PETA should skip this one

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Math is hard and we might get canceled for everything else.

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We debate the legality of eating people, you know, for fun?