Carmen Calls on Q97.3: Recent Episodes
Carmen Calls on Q97.3
.Every weekday during Jay Michaels in the Morning on Q97.3, Carmen pranks your friends, your neighbor, your boss... anyone! Lough Out Loud with brand new Carmen Calls every weekday!
Packages are getting stolen and Carmen is going to get the bottom of it!
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Carmen is trying to help women - especially when they're hiring a plumber.
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Don't you hate it when you have to deal with the IT guy?!?
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Before you leave your current job, you better sign your exit paperwork
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Don't ya just love a hotel that offers a free breakfast??
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Nobody likes to be told they're overweight - especially when it comes from Carmen!!
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What happens when you cheat in a food eating contest? Carmen calls you!
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Someone is also looking to save a buck!
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If all else fails.. blame the IT Department!
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If you ghosted someone -- you're still on the hook for paying for their dinner!
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Carmen cares about your health -- for real!
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If you tag a man in you IG post and it ain't YOUR man -- you've got problems!
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Have you heard of loan forgiveness? Well.. Carmen isn't a believer in it!
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Carmen Is Calling Because Someone Broke The Washing Machine At The Laundry Mat!
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Carmen is conducting a survey for a woman just got new furniture
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It's too late to drop a few pounds before the holidays -- or is it?
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If you see something -- say something!
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Carmen Found A Very Attractive Dog Walker.. and She's Interested!
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Carmen needs a servant.. or a server?
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Don't you hate it when your food delivery order doesn't arrive correctly.. or at all?
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Carmen is calling the vet because well.. she just bought a reindeer for her son, for Christmas
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Nobody likes talking about divorce -- especially with Carmen!
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Carmen is trying to help this dude with his move but, she's asking way too many questions
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If you don't wash your clothes -- Carmen is going to wash them for you!
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Carmen's trying to sell some meat!
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Carmen wants to know what you're bringing to Thanksgiving dinner!
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If you return something that you've borrowed... you better return it clean!
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People should be more specific about their home improvement needs -- especially if Carmen is involved!
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Normally Carmen says to CYA at work -- but, you better not be lying to Carmen!
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Don't be hooking up with Carmen's MAN!
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If you see someone doing something -- you better call and report it!
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Before you agree to participate in a program that involves your office and employees, you should probably verify first what it's for, first.
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The customer is always right... right?
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If you're trying to get a new job and have no proof of your drug test -- Carmen will try to straighten it out.
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If you're trying to keep your couple's gym membership and you're not a couple anymore -- Carmen has a problem with that!
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Medical bills will make you mad -- especially if Carmen is calling to collect them!
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We all know sometimes guys lie about the size of their umm... worth
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If you don't understand what type of trash goes in recycling containers... Carmen is here to school you!
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If you're having a Halloween party - Carmen better approve!
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There's nothing Carmen hates worse than a customer who complains and tries to get people fired!
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Carmen needs to use her neighbors Ring cam!
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At work not every co-worker will get along.. but, if there's a co-worker who hates EVERYONE.... maybe they're the problem?
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Carmen Needs to Drop 20pounds by Halloween!
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Who knew Carmen was so worried about endangered plants??
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Carmen is looking to marry her sugar daddy!!
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Carmen is calling a teacher who may have a shady past!
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Would you be ok if your man was going to try and work with Carmen at Big Al's Gentlemans Club? LOL
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Don't you hate it when you buy something online and then they just keep trying to upsell you??
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Someone owes you money? Carmen will get you paid!
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When the company Carmen works for is handling tree trimming in the neighborhood... you never know what's about to happen!
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You should never dip your pen in the company ink!
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If your license is suspended.. you better not let Carmen catch you on the road!
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Carmen Needs A Baby Sitter So She Can Go On Vacation!
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CarmenCalls On The 10's: Don't You Hate It When You Call Someone About A Problem And They Keep Passing The Buck To Someone Else?
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Carmen is trying to help this lady help find her lost luggage from the airline.
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If you're going to complain -- you better have your story straight!
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Carmen is happy student loans are being forgiven - but, no one said they had to be nice about it!
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It's Pumpkin Spice Season and Carmen Is All About That PSL Life!
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When driving it's not about having insurance -- it's about having ENOUGH insurance and Carmen has had ENOUGH!
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Carmen has a control a cleanup for a client... but, it's a cleanup that she doesn't want.
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Carmen needs help with her hair dryer - because her hair has to be as big as her booty!
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Would you let Carmen babysit your kid?
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If you get your car repaired at Carmen's shop and you pay in cash.. you better have a receipt!
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Look.. if you're having a Labor Day cookout this weekend.. you better invite Carmen or else!
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It's always the new employees who want to take time off during the holidays and Carmen IS NOT tolerating it!
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Carmen is trying to help a guy figure out his employer's health insurance.. or is she?
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Don't you hate it when your family thinks they know what's best for you better than YOU do?!
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If a man ain't lying about himself... he's lying to cover up someone else's mess!
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When you're in denial that you don't need anger management... HA!
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When they say ALL DAY BREAKFAST... do they REALLY mean ALL DAY BREAKFAST????
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You know if it's involving a septic tank issue and Carmen.. it's not gonna be good!
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It sucks when they take away your private parking spot in the garage!
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There are some people that take their job wayyyyy too seriously! And Carmen's ready to mess with them!
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Doesn't it suck when you've had to be out of your apt for a few days for the landlord to paint and now they want you to stay out even longer?!
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Would you take a raise if it meant other people were about to get fired??
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Anybody got a Pit Bull that Carmen can borrow??
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Imagine if you found out your dog was part polar bear and part wolf... and then imagine if it's Carmen telling you!
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If you're moving into Carmen's Building.. You Better Hire Movers!!
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Carmen Is Having Trouble With Her COCKTAIL of the month club!
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Carmen Is Trying To Get A New Job.. But, With Her Record -- It's Difficult!
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Ladies you better keep an eye on your man!
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Carmen Is Always Driving SOMEONE Crazy!
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Getting a job as a bartender is the best.. you get to flirt with men and you're surrounded by booze!
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Carmen is trying to plan a child free vacation!
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It's hard trying to hire a good nanny!!
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Carmen wasn't raised with parents paying all her bills.. so when she comes across an ungrateful brat.. she has to say something!
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Carmen is trying to help others save water...
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Carmen's trying to call a woman to warn her about possible side effects from her medication but, she's not interested in hearing it!
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Sometimes renting an apartment can be really frustrating - especially if Carmen is involved!
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If you've been a victim of an accident... and Carmen is working for the insurance company... you're about to a victim again
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Who knew Carmen was also a psychic??
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Nobody likes to be accused of something that they didn't do!
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Carmen Is Just Trying To Help You Use Your Cell Phone!
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If someone asks you to be the Godparent of their baby -- you better make sure that you're up for the task!
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It's awkward when you get brought into your friends relationship drama, but, even more awkward when Carmen is also involved.
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There are always so many rules when you're trying to have a nice getaway at an AirBNB!
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In life there are some good liars.. and some bad liars.. and Carmen can spot a bad liar a mile away!
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Sometimes the people who need anger management don't think they need anger management -- but, don't worry.. Carmen will make it ok.
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Some of you can barely take care of yourself.. let alone a pet!
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You better be careful if you cause a scene at a restaurant -- because you might get accused of vandalizing the place!
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Carmen is away at the beach and well... she's lost her swimsuit!
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Some are worried about Monkey Pox... but, what if one of the side effects is that you make monkey sounds?!?
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Carmen's doing some work for the power company and calling customers to see why their bills are increasing!
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Nothing gets people more upset than when they accused of stealing something -- but a microwave has come up missing and Carmen has to get to the bottom of it!
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Don't ya just love it when bartenders care about their customers personally?!
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Why so many questions??? Carmen is just trying to get auto insurance.
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I mean... Carmen can't even spell Tech Support.. so why is she in Tech Support?
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Can you imagine working in a really hot warehouse for 8+ hours a day? Carmen's on it!
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Carmen has info that could help out a neighbor... but, she's not giving that info out for free!
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We've all been to a wedding where the best man tries to steal the show and make a moron out of himself.. this morning, Carmen is trying to prevent that from happening!
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