A Midworst Podcast: Recent Episodes
Midworst Boys
This week, the boys discuss Jazz, riding your bike, auctions you don't want to win, dieting scaries, get a UP UP-date, crab driving and Adderall productivity
This week, the boys return to discuss some of our classic topics: yard work, drinking wine, bears football, Jimmy Kimmel and Karl Malone beef, nursery rhymes, and interesting channels at all-inclusive resorts
This week, the boys discuss Cheesy Gordita Crunches, Raisin' Cane's, the Final Four, pro/rel in college football, the protocol of people parked outside your house, the Bermuda Triangle, and mix CDs
This week, Luke and Zach have a free-flowing conversation that occasionally touches on mature subject matter (kids playing basketball). Listener discretion advised.
This week, the boys discuss Hank the Tank's exoneration, March Madness, the end of the MLB strike, the ideal seat at the bar, the horrors of searching for news about Pokemon on twitter, Karaoke, the ideal seat at the bar and fake plants
This week, the boys discuss eating salad, changing jobs, Glen Lerner Day, the worst people to sit next to on flights, flights in general, flying on airplanes, the Florida Keys, Hank the Black Bear, and the USFL
This week, the boys discuss Super Bowl food game plans, exotic props, salute garbage collectors, don't get their car washed, and have what might be the worst 31st birthday of all time.
This week, the boys discuss a wild weekend in the NFL Divisional round, look forward to re-watching games, playing with your Principal, Aaron Rodgers getting what he deserves, moving to Thumper City financing groceries, When We Were Young, cottage cheese, and Dixon Ticonderoga conspiracies
This week, the boys discuss SNL debuts, New York blues, Indianapolis vs. Hous(ton) as the worst city in the US, dad hats, top level yells, Drakkar Noir, and reaching out to loved ones at Christmas
This week, the boys discuss two Million Dollar Ideas: TubSkinz and Muzzy 2 AI, windfalls, flexing the fit at the office, Seeing Red, support Ball on Ball violence, fix a mic, recount a trip to Notre Dame, and rank types of cops
Happy 50th Episode to the boys! This week, the lads do a roundup of our favorite recurring bits: Food Talk, Chicago Reader Classifieds, aggrieved Bears fan talk, Seeing Red, and yelling at the New York Times while Toilet falls asleep.
This week, the boys discuss the Oscar Mayer Weiner Song, Halloween pissing contests, the Incredibly Stupid Bears, Seeing Red, NBA bubble teams, The Eternals Premiere, sober October and fraudulent Paninis
This week, the boys discuss bad coffee experiences, begging students to be nice, a sputtering end to the White Sox and pathetic MLB scheduling, Embattled NFL Coach of the Week, avoiding Bears vs. Packers, smelliest animals, how Dan Snyder is a real live evil creep, and FBI interview questions.
This week, the boys discuss Urban Meyer's trouble with the oil check, a busy week 4 in the NFL, MLB playoff traditionalism, advise a teen on getting grounded on purpose, getting to know your number neighbors and eating an entire bag of chocolate chips.
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What did you expect out of this podcast, professionalism? This is the one where I talk about trying to whoop up on high school kids, give me a break folks. Chicago Bears week 1 recap just in time for week 4, like we give a shit. Enjoy these takes.
This week, the boys discuss Peyton and Eli, Sober October, advice for watching the Sopranos for the first time, the All-Name collegiate lacrosse team, FC Sheriff Tiraspol's unlikely victory over Real Madrid, and our subsequent move to Transnistria
This week, the boys discuss the Jeopardy! controversy, Labor Day amnesia, candle safety, average football teams, and trouble at the IHOP
Uhhhh yeah soundcloud corrupted this file like six times so I had to reupload or something. But we talk about the Bishop Sycamore thing and Lunchables flavors and that's about it
This week, the boys discuss McDonalds fumes, provide an NFL week one preseason recap, look ahead to college football, discuss boudoir photos (and whether we'd get one ourselves), running into each other on the highway
This week, the boys return from their vacations to discuss school board meetings, Williamson county teachers and arborists, cooking a pot roast in the microwave, dogs getting skunked, and NFL training camp optimizations
This week, Luke and Zach discuss the Pittsburgh Steelers, movie theaters, gas station misadventures, Blue Takis, fart bikes, drinking down Western Ave, and introduce a new advice segment where Zach confirms that he believes in ghosts.
This week, Zach takes his 3rd vacation of the year, so Luke and Toilet discuss the Cleveland Guardians, an unconventional approach to the MLB Draft, fancy parties, shaming youth athletes, being a good kisser, and new Track and Field events for the Olympics
This week, the boys discuss Lamb Shawerma, narrowly avoid more handicapping discussion, England's defeat at the Euros, how long Andy Dalton will last, hooligans at the Great British Bake Off, Chicago Reader Classifieds, saving our sex clubs, and American Folk Sayings
This week, the boys discuss various sizes of chips, the guy who lost at fantasy football and spent the night at a Waffle House, watching international sports with international people, golf handicaps, Reverse Top Shot, and making 10 trips to Menards
This week, the boys bid "Farewell to the Millennial Lifestyle Subsidy" courtesy of the New York Times, discuss cool new app ideas to get VC checks, read the new gossip column in the Chicago Reader personal ads, discuss the local chapters of the Freemasons and discuss Cole Beasley's incoherent statement on COVID-19.
This week, the boys return from another hiatus to discuss Zach's weekend at the NASCAR Ally 400, engineering rings, Texas A&M people, killing an insect with a shovel, the return of stupid merchandise, expensive Funko Pops and wrap with a couple of shockingly Bulls-centric basketball takes.
This week, the boys discuss sexy robots, Cook Out, South Carolina, chicken sandwiches and chips, road trips, bad drivers, an invention for the truly lazy, Starbucks, Punisher stickers, weird movie experiences, bare feet, and simultaneous kisses
This week, the boys discuss Zach's trip to Mississippi, animal graves, "farm life", roof dip, Froot Loops Pop-Tarts, coaching jobs, KPMG, Country Joe West, the Wizards for the last time, and worst roommate pets
This week, the boys issue a sunburn apology, talk about Luke's vacation to Miami, food options when you're returning home, coupons, going deep on dress codes and the tiers involved, bully alliances, NBA playoff updates, and The Secret Rules of Tony La Russa
This week, the boys discuss quitting our jobs (again), timing births, the Passion of the Christ, Canadian bacon, disgusting TikTok food trends, Luke slicing his lip open, a Jim Harbaugh recruiting story, the final days of the NBA, and getting beer after dark.
This week, the boys discuss pitcher branding, Family Feud, a potential buyout, the Bears Offensive line, Justin Fields being a Dead Head, Mac Jones' nipples, the largest Yeti cooler available, juvenile vacations, bad sports merchandise, and even worse sports merchandise
This week, the boys discuss easy jobs, octopus coworkers, the dogshit patrol, efforts to get people to slow down in residential neighborhoods, conjuring spells for the Wizards, exactly 6 minutes of NFL draft talk, athlete retirements feeling old, weekend vacations, dive bar credentials, and Zach's red belly.
This week, the boys discuss eligibility requirements, parent emails, COVID shots at the Ag Fair, Chicago Reader Classifieds, new Crypto opportunities, Rise and Grind Twitter, long goodbyes, Oscars predictions, NFL draft sadness, and DMX.
This week, the boys discuss renaming the Masters, the worst days at the office, IAN HAPP, over the air TV, quarantine days, loud birds, Mackinac Island FRAUD and dog transfusions
This week, the boys discuss fancy snacks, CBD, an NCAA tournament update, Orange Vanilla Coke, Chipotle and Noodles and Company, the menu at the Tilted Kilt, beverage updates, Easter binging, dogs and children and
This week, the boys discuss letting the mind wander free, the opioid crisis in school assemblies, parent-teacher dances, porta-potty names, eating on a Zoom call, sad foods to eat alone, cap casualties, and combo punters.
This week, they boys discuss opting out of ads, work emails gone wild, cool drugs, Rick & Morty vapes, argue about Bohemian Rhapsody, despair over Andy Dalton, and help themselves to Luke's gambling accounts and organs upon his untimely demise.
This week, the boys discuss the colorful characters at the Disc Golf Las Vegas Open, read lyrics by Little Big Country, are outed by Ring doorbells simply for being polite, reflect on being self conscious, learn the Mansa Musa Method, are shocked to learn the ethnicity of Nintendo characters, and definitely do not make fun of podcasts hosts for having a hobby or interest.
This week, the boys discuss Luke's trip to the hospital, Aaron Rodgers' and Shailene Woodley's torrid affair, say goodbye to Daft Punk, hello to Mac Jones, goodbye to the racetrack, yes to dog drugs, read some classified ads, induct Johnny Damon into the baseball hype hall of fame and seek advertiser relationships with Exxon.
This week, the boys discuss the ongoing snowstorm in the US, the TB12 method, our choices on body modifications inspired by Lil Uzi Vert, the most recent movie that we've seen, contractor wars, playing "chess" with municipal waste, defeating Amazon, and the Baseball Hype House of Fame
This week, the boys recap Super Bowl LV, show how taking our gambling advice is a poor investment strategy, discuss our least favorite commercials (there weren't favorites), the GOAT of all time, the world's worst wedding invitation, Pokemon's 25th anniversary, bagel dogs, and say RIP to Wendy's Circle in Washington DC.
This week, the boys discuss bummer birthdays, contractor woes, Bridgerton, pennyfarthing bicycles, have a Show & Yell on processed foods featuring snacks from Japan, Wisconsin and San Francisco, discuss novelty props for the Big Super Game Finale, and a very Yinzer farewell.
This week, the boys discuss fried chicken restaurants and formats, illegal monkey labor, the NFL's championship weekend, have an extended Bears struggle session, ponder the specialized issues of living in Washington DC, eulogize the snow day, and talk about the weather.
This week, the boys discuss the end of a national nightmare, Patrick Mahomes on Neptune, the benefits of grass, the O'Hare hideaway, non-alcoholic beer and maybe not pushing your kid to vicariously fulfill your dreams, lest it end in watersports with employees of Perkin's Family Restaurant.
This week, the boys start with sports, including Kyrie Irving, Bulls woes, Bears therapy, and Vikings Anonymous. Non-Sports Topics [49:56] include Family Zoom Call shenanigans, sea shanties, union halls, and Massachusetts dinosaurs
This week, the boys read The Economist's "Between the Spreadsheets" and find a person more narcissistic than a group of amateur podacasters. They also discuss why you shouldn't pay Bill Simmons too much, Australian actor Jeremy Howard, sports hernias and mayonnaise.
This week, the boys discuss Scorigami, Christmas Novelties, several billion dollar ideas, Pixar movies, and trophies.
This week, the boys talk while definitely not watching the Big 10 championship game, draft Christmas songs, talk Christmas movies, and imbibing Christmas spirts. "Typhoid Zach", as he is known, provides his personal perspective on epidemiology.
This week, the boys recap a terrible weekend in NFL football, a great week in slovenly consumption, recap 27 Rules for A Modern Man from the New York Times, subsequently recap a response article from GunsSaveLives.com, and wrap up with a discussion of Spotify's "Year In Review"
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! This week, the boys discuss dog diets, basketball lookalikes, thanksgiving opinions, have a special visit from Zach's dad, the PS5, microtransactions, and getting drunk all through December,
This week, the boys discuss groundscores, ponder the ethics of 13 Going on 30, recap the NBA draft, hold an auction for NBA City Edition Jerseys, eulogize the $15 salad, and propose a branding solution for golfers.
This week, Luke and Toilet graciously allow fisherman Zach to tell the tale of the one that got away, before discussing a wild week in college football, drinking to catch up, getting fired, the Stupid Bears, and a certainMidwest maritime disaster
This week, Zach quits the Pod, leaving Toilet and Luke to do what we always do: save American democracy, complain about the bears, and argue about salad. Also we have a billion dollar restaurant idea.
This week, the boys discuss lawn maintenance, draft drinking games, discuss intentional touchdowns, and find the solution to the problem of defining bodies of water
Mmm whatcha say? This week, the boys discuss British candy, go Toobin, week 6 of the NFL, Atlanta's curse, sending a toilet to The Bachelorette, keyboard layouts, "dad dreams" and Russell Crowe.
Say Hey! This week the boys discuss Dak Prescott, save the goal line formation, provide a review of Hubie Halloween, discuss House Hunters, and take a deep dive on "Shots" by LMFAO
This week, the boys discuss a variety of topics including Interview with the Vampire, Emily in Paris, the boring Bears, HIS EMAILS, football numbers, and beans
We're working on the intro, folks.
This week, the boys discuss going to the bathroom at work, NBA free agent tiers, and conspiracy theory history class
In an incredible display of sticktoitiveness, the boys have recorded the second show.
This week, we discuss pink lemonade, NFL Week 3, dog ACLs, high school lawsuits, and the merits of having the bottom half of your body look like Chris Christie's